>4 inches is all you need
dearie dearie me oh no oh no oh no

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>I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.

>what made it worse was that after I was floored and realised what he was trying to do I started to try and frantically crawl away while I made little short panicked gasps of air as he tugged on my school trousers

What is your favourite Bradley then lads?

I sometimes deliberately pretend to not understand ESL speakers even though they are speaking perfect English just to knock them down a peg or two.