Thread 214066663

flautist?

>taking anti depressants
Grim.

Imagine being dumb enough to take antidepressants lmao

>>214066691
isn't that the nigga from wolfenstein?

>>214066710
elton

who said anything about sntidepressants you fucking absolute dunce dullards

>>214066710
something not quite right about this

rorke putting his smelly hoody over the camera monitor on the asda self service till because they violate his rights as a freeman of the land

I have inverted nipples. Anyone else? or is it an new zealand thing?

Got 3 days off toil for the first time in weeks if not months and mum wants me to tidy the whole house and do a Tesco order on top of that

antidepressants made me give zero fucks

>>214066729
Rorke deleting his post on the old thread and posting it again in the new

yeah? see that last thread

>>214066710
PHWOAR

>>214066736
takes half a day at most just get it done and then chill

homealone would've loved this thread

>>214066737
yeah? I'd be on antidepprassants too if I got and gave zero fucks. sex is such a routine part of my life at this point. different girl every night sucking on my inverted nipples yeah... its kinda based being me pumping and dumping every girl at the pub until my cocks fall off... yeah... kind cool to be myself and I am happy with this.

>>214066736
what she really wants is her 29 year old son to move out

got asked to play poker tonight but cant be arsed. just gonna play tomb raider 2 and use a guide to get all the secrets instead

Blumpf didnt enact TND, revoke woman's sufferage and nuke Israel so really he's just the same as leftypol importing 100 trillion forens per minute

>>214066813
Bet you'll manage to fit in boring the shite out of /brit/ with a live blog as well

>>214066779
x

wasted so many years of my life trying to be normal when i should've been autismmaxxing

thanks for reminding me to take my antedepresents

>>214066779
>>214066830
samefag

>>214066830
Diego can we get an official statement on the following claim:
>Christianity was the first Bolshevism.
>It secularised into liberalism.
As posited yesterday here on /brit/. I'd thank you to not attack me personally as you are sometimes wont to do as I am a fan and it is not my supposition thank you.

is anyone here even vaguely optimistic about the future?

Dollymong

>>214066857
insane statements without any basis in fact

>>214066791
yeah?

>>214066871
slowly but surely becoming a robosexual so yes a bit

>>214066871
yes

>>214066871
only when my entidapresents kick in

really feel like i should see a doctor about how shitty i've been feeling lately but they'll probably just blame it all on the drugs i keep taking

think my opinions might all be wrong

>>214066871
nah Australia is pretty doomed but ill be able to buy a house which is better than most so could be worse

>>214066919
think you might be right about this

Plan
>Go to toilet
>Get dressed
>Go to chemist
>?

Will you ever be able to afford a home?

If so, what age when you do?

please please i am sad I need my antydaprezence

Clean shaven is the new rockstar stubble

full wizard beard is the new clean shaven

wilkinson sword. always.

Where mobile phones better when you could pretty much only use them to call and text?

will not be reading a single letter of that tome

>>214066990
Morning DTFIC

>>214067007
you mousing over the webm below it instead

right well that's something i don't want to watch

>>214066945
ye
32 now and could buy one now but id like to get something nice, so id say 35 haha

>>214067006
the sweet spot was when they added snake
anything after that was pure woke nonsense

>>214066919
opinions can't be wrong

Last time you cuddled a non blood related female? 2,131 days here

Just bought another NHS prepayment prescription certificate de lads

>>214067036
same

>>214066945
could buy one now. Got £70000 that I could use as deposit. I wont though. That's early retirement money

>>214067054
Last night (wife)

>>214067054
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>>214066871
I believe National Socialism will rise so yes.

>>214067054
my first one of the decade might be coming up on the weekend

>>214067036
why not buy now and upsize in 3 years

>>214067046
Feel the same looking at this as I do when I see videos of dogs walking on their hind legs

i wonder if the lad who likes grimes has heard pretty dark (demo). i think that's her best song

So lads

Reform UK, Restore Britain, Homeland or Patriotic Alternative?

>>214067082
why don't you rise out of your unwashed bedsheets and get a job you cretinous freak

>>214067084
Don't pop a stiffy x

>>214067019
yeah you're the one getting gaped

>>214067108
SHALL be doing this

>>214067036
>>214067056
Just don't let them slip away. A few years of price rises and you might not be able to afford anymore.

Sister is in a similar position now where she could buy, but is waiting. Don't want her to miss out because they decide to let in extra Indians one year and prices jump.

Debating growing out my unibrow and insanemaxing my wardrobe. Start saying nonsensical things to normies in the street. Women might find me mysterious and shag me?

>>214067146
alri rasputin

>>214067054
do you mean intimately or just a hug?

>>214067146
yikrs

I’m sipping that club mate

>>214066990
>>214067046
>>214067067
this is straight sex but they want us to pretend they're a gay couple

end of the day im better than most of you in life

any zero percent chads in

https://news.sky.com/story/government-struggling-to-reduce-migrant-hotel-use-as-asylum-claims-hit-record-level-13415697

>>214067169
hs?

>>214067105
I'll be voting labour every election cycle, as I am moving to Hungary (where I shall vote fidesz) and wish for Britons to suffer as much as possible.

eating fried eggs on cheese on tomatoes on toast

>>214066871
On the vertical drop to hell, see you lads at the bottom

>>214067105
corbyn at the minute

fried eggs on cheese on tomatoes on toast nonce loves his fried eggs on cheese on tomatoes on toast

>>214067105
none of those zogged controlled opposition stoiges for me thanks

>>214067085
tossing it up now desu, so I guess you're right there and its not as clear cut what I want to do. Its a bit of effort and so hyper competitive that I want to have capital when the right property comes along.

>>214067137
Im in a pretty fortunate spot to out earn the rise in property prices for now at least, so trying to find the right thing for what we want versus the first thing that pops up. How much does your sister have saved

>>214067237
About $175k

4chan mods are huge piss babies

>>214067036
the value of the house you buy will go up faster than your savings will grow. it's always sensible to get on the ladder as soon as you can.

>>214067105
You forgot Advance UK!

>>214067289
fuck thats an awesome amount, good on her

They're banning the internet, the worlds gone topsy turvy

@Employed Woman fancy a shag tonight?

>>214067181
Kneel.

>>214067299
what did they have clitty leakage over this time

>>214067311
So I did
oh well

>>214067318
It was mostly an inheritance tbf but glad she's not pissed it away

bought expensive eggs last night because they were on deal
omdz they're peng

dinner is being cooked as we speak. and it lush and it all the way and it lush and it lush x

>>214067250
Gherkin dark rooms

>>214067352
Revenge is a dish

>>214067352
terrible news for the anon who wanted to become an ice cream man

>>214067302
Yer you're right, ill probably pull my thumb out and have start looking in a month or so but just always have grass is greener mindset

>>214067367
waste of time spending 5 hours in the kitchen for something that takes 5 minutes to eat

>>214067329
corr

>>214067384
lol

>>214067250
Is this the cronem I've been hearing so much about?

100k in the bank, debating quitting my job selling all my possessions and travelling the world, then hope I'll have the bravery to kill myself at the end of it

>>214067352
reasonable reaction, they simply CANNOT be selling 99s for 5 quid and expect to get away with it

>>214067426
If you don't have the bravery to kill yourself now you certainly won't have the bravery to do it once you've experienced freedom

howling at this

>>214067394
good job it takes 20 minutes to make a meal then and most of that is waiting for it to cook

>>214067393
first house isn't usually the good one, it's the one that helps you get the good one. i bought my first flat for 275k, lived in it for 7 years and sold it for 500k, which is much faster than my savings would have gone up in that time. really like my house now.

on the bokkles

>>214067426
Buy a house in the countryside

don't trust that

Travel the world then settle down with that girl you met at university and focus on your career. This has been the blueprint for British men for over a millennia.

>>214067250
ziedbelg furiously pulling his 10cm baton to this

>>214067429
the name 99 is nothing to do with the price it's been called that for like a hundred years

>>214067468
Did she shit on him?

>>214067468
omdz rorke

>>214067500
lmao this is what the 1984 author was talking about when he said: "in the future, people will gaslight you"

>>214067511
>she

>>214067500
don't care
still too pricey nowadays

>>214067472
Good posts. Different Ausland, I think it's worth buying even to rent out if you afford it but don't want to live in it (maybe single income and can't afford the mortgage without tenants). They cover the bulk of your mortgage and you can build equity. The only downside is you might lose any first home buyer incentives, but they are worth fuck all in the grand scheme of things.

>>214067468
*yawn*

Lads

My doctor put me on Duloxetine, should I take it? Anyone have experience with it? Already tried putting me on Setraline (Zoloft in the US) but after a few days I got bruxism so stopped taking it

kill every single person on earth

>>214067538
Oh my days, reverse image search this on Yandex and look at the amount of results

>>214067472
What about the mortgage payments and stuff?

>>214067571
just go gym

every 'depressed' person i've ever met has had a terrible diet just eating slop and junk food all day

>>214067571
how about you listen to your doctor instead of taking medical advice from dr rorke md

>>214067472
yeah nah you're right, I've just kinda gone noseberg mode and collecting money waiting for some perfect thing. We do actually own a place already but its my long-term gfs and my name isn't on it so its not technically mine, but I guess you'd say thats our first one.

I get solid mortgage concessions and can get a mortgage with 5% deposit so ill probably just look to bank that for a 1mil mortgage to buy a 800k place and offset the remainder. Always good to get a kick in the ass haha

>>214067609
Basically

>>214067612
because I told my doctor that ever since I went on sertraline I've been able to chatter my jaw on demand and he dismissed it saying it was impossible as the drug hadn't had enough time to cross the blood brain barrier yet, despite me knowing it only started happening after that, and chatgpt told me (using the deep research function) that it was possible to get long term side effects

rorke asking chatgpt for medical advice omdz

=D

>>214067609
>>214067645
don't have depression, it's for anxiety

>>214067661
if you began having side effects very soon after you began taking it you may have a liver enzyme deficiency

>anxiety
We used to call that "the shakes"

>>214067692
I feel like Ashwagandha helps with mine. Could be placebo though, who knows

>>214067538
need all 4 in their own separate luxury suites, a floor for each of them I say

>>214067645
ktim and I'm also ugly

kill every single person on earth twice

>>214067735
Spainers!

>>214067681
>>214067735
dimwits

>>214067645
Are these the causes of depression or the symptoms of withdrawal?

AI knows more than a doctor. It can read every medical study in a second.

used the deep research function in rorke's mum

I used to train daily at a gym, practice Judo since I was a teenager, I had a nutritionist and a personal trainer but still ended up on SSNIs for 5 years.
Must've been all that email checking I did.

ChatGBT tell me not take medication

Is this all we are, notes upon the page waiting to be read and readily spoken upon that unseen stage - is this it, is this to be my end? When all is done and said, what remains of my memory but well prompted lines by daily rehearse, to rise and sleep and in between suffer the cursed majesty of this universe - its stars and supernovae that burst forth their brilliance and birth night in gem'd radiance.

And what of their creature, crawling limply to that well lit grave? Belong I to this age of well polished words and its twinkling song; and there to lie, but for how long

Can't drink for shit these days and I've got a work lads holiday coming up

take 15mg of african nigger oil and your depression will go away

Ali "Kingston University" Walker is dead and you're just going on like nothing happened? sick to my stomach

>instagram "influencer" tries to create a mysterious event to flog off her old clothes
>need to rsvp to get the location
>nobody rsvps
>just gives out the location in the end
>still barely anyone shows up
doing a little howl. I love how important these people think they are

>>214067835
yeah?

What browser do you use?

sir jason luv

>>214067852
Brave x

>>214067851
yeah

>>214067852
chrome

>>214067807
I'm a gymcel and am lacking in other areas in life. No romantic life, no career. You need all three to be happy, I reckon. Fitness/health, a hole (female) to put your willy in, and a stable income.

>>214067822
genuinely not taking the piss there are some rich health hippies who stuff black african hunter gatherer spear chucker niggerpoo up their bum because their niggerpoo is more natural and has more natural poo bugs in than normal people poo which is meant to fix your insides and that

>>214067835
don't give a toss

>>214067852
Internet Explorer

>>214067835
they're out there in the real world doing things, taking risks

>>214067852
Firefox

>>214067852
Librewolf

I can hear the smoke detector chirping

Rorke using Internet Explorer and AskJeeves

>>214067609
I'm depressed because of neglect, and physical and psychological abuse during my childhood. Done everything right, and still feel spiritually and psychologically castrated

>>214067609
>>214067645
Have you mongs ever thought they're like that because they're depressed

>>214067852
I don't really use a browser directly anymore. I just use AI and tell it to do things for me. Not sure what browser he uses.

watching old asmongold vods before he became a right wing extremist alt right fascist racist sexist misogynistic nazi chud virgin loser

im depressed because im a gay retard who sits in my room all day can i get a ktim

>>214067908
Yes. But staying like that is just digging yourself into an even deeper depression

>>214067867
you should be sent to an island with other men where you have no access to women or children

>>214067921
What does ktim stand for

>>214067918
>right wing extremist alt right fascist racist sexist misogynistic nazi chud virgin loser
krim

>>214067921
>depressed because im a gay retard who sits in my room all day
ktom

>>214067921
kektimbo

>>214067921
kratom

>>214067918
okay incel

>>214067936
How would that help?

Do you think you look better :

Clean Shaven
Rockstar Stubble
Full Beard

If I was an evil incel in the UK i'd become a HGV driver and make a smelly incel den in the cabin

>>214067731
what dosage you take? Name is ridiculous but doing some googling I'm actually interested

if youre learning something new chatgpt is a good teacher to set out a curriculum highlight important topics and stuff

>>214067986
fuck learning

>>214067972
500mg daily

being 6'4" with gym, boxing, judo and bjj experience knowing I could literally take someones girl from them and they literally wouldn't even try to do anything about it because I tower over them

might go to Gaza for a holiday

chatgpt taught me quantum physics

>>214067966
i grow a shitty patchy little beard but swear i actually look better a bit unshaven from the front
its awful from the side because of the high contrast neckbeard

>>214067995
corrr how would you take their chick?

>>214067995
Bet you have some bj experience you fucking mincer

>>214067995
bluds got blowjob experience

>>214068006
You'll be blown away

>>214067966
Rockstar Stubble
I look good clean shaven, but I prefer to look more rugged and masculine than cute

>>214067995
but you won't though
you'll just keep going to and from your smelly incel den to the gym

blow job job

>>214067995
come to wakey and try take my bird and ill smack you so hard your head will smash the pavement in two

Might pay a lady to sit on my face before I kill myself

>>214068006
Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday

>>214067994
ta x

which brand you get? can you link the ones you buy? there's some with lions mane, mushrooms etc so not sure which ones to get

gf caught me raping her moo deng plush

>>214067921
just leave your room bro
literally just stand up and walk out

>>214067995
fucking stupid doylum gimp

meant to be going to a day festival this weekend and i cant be fucking arsed

>>214067995
*rolls in between your legs and hits you with a uppercut straight into your goolies*

>>214067966
any cos i look equalyl SHITE

>>214068079
forwards?

>>214068079
boohoo bloglord

Still can't believe people really ingest concentrated oogabooga root direct from the jungles of India to self medicate their depression and anxiety

*surreptitiously googles doylum*

>>214067609
>>214067692
>>214067731
>>214067972
>>214067994
>>214068067
stop taking that muck

>>214068007
most intelligent llm user

>>214067966
clean shaved because I have an actual jawline

Life is a game

>>214068072
then what

>>214068072
sir yes sir

doctor rorke MD has arrived

>>214068089
dont know waht that is

I could literally take all you 5'6" runts 1v6 irl you literal sissies

apparently I can't reply to all of the posts anymore because they think its spam what the fuck

>>214068067
Vit direct is the name of the brand. I get them from home bargains. £2.99 for 30 capsules. But I think the best version is KSM Ashwagandha, which you could probably get from Holland and Barrett, or online if you don't want to leave your smeg hovel x

>>214068133
*stabs you*

>>214068117
lmao didn't know you fancied yourself a computer boffin deegz. just call it AI

>>214068079
>reee i have friends
>reee i have a good time
>reee i like dancing and drinking
>ree i like meetin ggirls
>reee im gona whine about it on 4hcan
FUCK OFF YOU COLLOSSAL LOSER TWAT

Every Australian is a chad that looks like this. Mental

everyone on /brit/ is a 6'4 rugged jawed handsome shagger, except diego of course

grown out my hair for the first time do i go to a mens barber or normal haircut place

>>214068154
Nah he looks to tidy. Aussies all have that mullet and moustache dirty look

i'm prescribing you 5mg of sunlight, 20mg of lifting heavy stones up, and 10 mg of speaking to the sky papa
thatll fix everything right up, and if it doesnt its because youre woke

>>214068148
are you joking like every other ugly loser my entire teens was spent moslty on the computer complete with customising pcs, amateur shitty video games/coding, and moderating/creating forums and irc rooms
>>214068155
v tru

>>214068158
dunno, council does my hair

what's the best 23andme now they're bankrupt? I want to figure out my admixture

>>214068137
>£2.99 for 30 capsules
corrr fuck me, yeah I was looking at the ones in boots and holland and barrett, almost 30 quid for a 30 day supply... ta x

>>214068154
reckon he secretly hates his brothers success?

I'LL be there, will YOU?

>>214068150
im going by mself you gay freak

>>214068182
don't bother
I wasted however much it cost just to be told I'm scottish

Shit
Shower
Shave

IN THAT ORDER

>>214068180
whyd you become a christ freak

niggas taking pills for depression and anxiety. SAD!

>>214068208
lol LMAO EVEN
(good for you rly tho frfrfr)
>>214068213
cant deny the truth

Just be tall

ChatGPT can teach you basic shit like quantum physics quite easily though

not really on is it

the proverbial queue as it were called 'pon ye olden times of yore and yonder and awe and wonder, when riding on the tyne, asunder from sunderland, i wondered this...: is man, though he is fertile and strong, truly a man, unless he has conquered himself? the answer would send me on a journey of a sexual discovery i could never have anticipated while completing my apprenticeship at the haberdashery.

sucking a covfefe

>>214068224
na like howd it begin and when did you decide to go all in

>>214068212
shower after shave to wash the follicles xx

It's not even tall, it's normal. Normal men with normal social lives and interactions are 6'2+. Men below that are abnormal freaks.

>>214068250
it begun like all things with a search for TRUTH

diego noticeably more aggro this friday
have the sneaking suspicion it might be an impersonator

remember tha time in spider man where tobey macguire spiderman and andrew garfield spiderman met tom holland spiderman and they all spoke about their respective MJs and universes

that wass probably the best thing ever caught on camera
the hooting and hollering in the odeon was deafening
didn't hear a word they were saying in all honesty but still worth it

>>214068250
people here told him he'd meet chicks at church but he never went and instead decided to bore us with his midwittery for years

>>214068262
hs?
(also u say this every week lel)

no offence but I think trannies are vile

>>214068212
shit shave shower you lesser ape

That post really rattled the incels LOL

Thank Talos it’s Fredas

BING CHERRIES FOR LUNCH

>>214068261
ye but how

>>214068285
yeah
absolutely fucked rank aren't they

>>214068297
posted from my cottage in rorkestead

if i came at you would you beat me off?

>>214068310
i dont follow
at some point in pursuit of reading (everything) you read christian books & the bible

>>214068133
But why would you? You seem like an angry person

>mfw still live with my parents at 28

how much have I saved compared to people who moved out immediately after uni at this point
10k?
mental

>>214068272
alri dickpal

>>214068272
No, I haven't watched any films since 2012.

>>214068297
thought maybe this was some latin shit i could say to endear myself to my 75 year old uncle but it turns out it's some incel skyrim noncey tosh

meowing

sprinting around whiterun smashing every redguard to bits with a dwarven warhammer

another week of marking myself as attended the office when i haven't been in months. Get away with it all the time x

>>214068328
because you're beneath me

>>214068338
ktim

just stuck the futaba theme on wtf am I playing at

>>214068338
The value of their new experiences, freedom and independence? Priceless.

>>214068367
yeh you'd like a bloke beneath you i bet

>>214068346
your 75 year old uncle probably played skyrim when it came out when he was a wee nipper

>>214068373
ahh, looks cursed

You've got a big dick? I've got empathy and a big heart. So who really wins?

Noncye - Somebody That I Used To Grope

>>214068325
why dont you use your wealth to help out the brothas in need

Bing bong! Exsqueeze me!

yhe binble

>>214068393
font looks kinda classy

>>214068376
why are they all depressed and on multiple SSRIs then?

>>214068402
i'd like to think i do to some degree
not enough of course
never enough

Send the niggers back

desu boys if you're under 6'0 and insecure about it, don't be. I'm 6'3 and it kinda sucks or every day living.
Sinks and worktops aren't at a comfortable height so I have to lean down or bend my knees like a mong, sucks when I'm cooking or washing up
Can't use the bathroom mirror properly because it's chest height
Willy didn't scale with my height so it looks smaller than it is when I'm fully naked
Shower too low even on highest setting so I don't get a relaxing distribution of water
and to top it all off the height doesn't even help with women because it's overshadowed by how much of a massive sperg I am

>>214068431
how do

for me its photon

pair of -2 katys sitting on the ground outside superdrug

>>214068398
You can take the boy out of Belgium but you can't keep the Belgian out of the boy

>>214068442
donatinos n that

>>214068431
and you haven't sold everything and followed jesus why exactly...?

>>214068459
cap

>>214068469
>>214068469

>>214068459
>donatinos
don't like their pizzas
too doughey

>>214068467
because im an awful sinner

Might get back into being obsessed with Diego

>>214068357
how'd ya do that?

diego is a gay freak and im fuckign sick of him
so fuck oFf

>>214068502
there's some automated form that you can tell that you attended the office on certain days and it just marks you as attended and updates your office attendance percentage. I happen to know that this form is not check or monitored by a real person so i just lie on it all the time to get to the needed office attendance percentage.
And pretty much all my team does the same or doesn't even work in the same city as me