Thread 213705499

MOT edition

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already painted myself as the chad and you as the soyjak

FIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHT!
sub-edish

mumbergs been through my room put a load of stuff away and not even hoovered up
don't get it

>>213705554
happy 40th birthday lad

>true crime channel
>censors the word murder
fuck off

>>213705573
actually in my 20s
but exberg's 43rd birthday is coming this month

English women sub-sub-edish

>>213705499 (OP)
hate MOT so much i hate it i hate it i hate it

>>213705604
>men get to lick that tummy
ITS JUST NOT FOOKING FAIR

mary would be one of the top 10 slags of the ancient world. her and cleopatra. and that woman in troy who got her knockers out

so was robert burns pro or anti-union? don't get it

>>213705616
My first ever car when I was 18 failed because of no screen wash but my dad down to scream at them and got my money back and a fresh MOT cert lmao

>>213694317
No it's not a lie. Humans of any kind are immigrants to Britain because humans started in Africa

Afternoon, lads, sorry to keep asking but do you think basketball will ever take off in England? It's a great sport

>>213705361
she was groomed by those 764 neo-nazi discord nonces, she had 8 followers on her, now deleted, twitter account where a majority of them had definitive connections and one of them also ended up committing a school shooting not long after hers

>>213705672
out of africa theory has been utterly decimated

Just seen someone reply to an 8 hour old post

Why do British women prison officers keep having sex with inmates?

bugs bunny is fit though int he

>>213705689
I played in school and my housemate at uni played for the uni team

>>213705699
Prove it

>>213705712
why did she upload itr tho
>>213705708
name on bunnynonce

kicking basketballs feels better than kicking footballs
get more of a womp out of it

How are you lads planning on coping?

>>213705712
bodied that freak

>>213705734
>why did she upload itr tho

because it's funny and would get attention

conspiracy theory: pooposting is a method used by spies to transmit secret messages

>drinking a hot beverage will cool you down in warm weather
Never heard a bigger load of shite in my life

>>213705743
going to sit in the national gallery all day tomorrow x

>>213705632
dunno

get the bloody cat videos watched

>>213705689
reckon it would be a nice existence if you look like that

>>213705712
webm reminds me of that other webm posted earler today black woman getting heemed by a watermelon

>>213705743
shall be wearing a hawaiian shirt to toil

i' vidi de le cose belle
che porta il ciel, per un pertugio tondo
e quindi uscimmo a reveder le stelle

Oh yeah, AMBER HEALTH WARNING is it?

>>213705775
no you're not

>>213705805
she ould save me (I could save her by taking her away from the negative shit that is him)

Mewber Eats is it

>>213705828
ok will only be there for an hour

need to go to the shop to get food in

forever going to this fucking shop to get food, supermarketstein has me by the bollocks

>>213705834
should be wearing a helmet stupid berg

imagine how smart the first caveman to invent wanking must have been

>>213705840
sent those food bowls flying

anime horse girl "stop gooning hat" could save me...

>>213705840
really enjoyed this

The National Museum of Wanking

This was absolutely caused by yanks over for the festival who every year ignore the signs about no barbequing

I think my tvbox might not work because my converter might've fried too, ordered a new one, but I think it's bullshit and I'm just gonna waste money and nothing will work

>>213705862
not me I just get mr tesco to bring it straight to my door

>>213705865
imagine how smart the caveman who invented porn for the others to wank to must have been
grugina's cave brothel out of a business overnight

bloem de ligny sex arse

>>213705804
wonder what it's like having a big arse and tits like that

>>213705865
monkeys do it, so technically wanking is older than humanity

have you ever seen a woman at the jobcenter NOT wearing a wedding ring? starting to think they arent married, and its just a prop (so they can give compliments). phoar I would FUC the blonde one and by FUCK I mean smash

>>213705928
I'm an obese 38 year old male, it's not great

>>213705928
reckon it would be harder to go bouldering if I had a fat arse and tits

>>213705865
>>213705916
no but really imagine how smart the caveman who first invented sex arses was

>>213705924
I imagine reggie is doing this rn

GET. HER. OUT.

Wish I were a hunter gatherer

>>213705938
another big w for us

>>213705953
you have arse and tits like her?

hurr the experts are on the other side too! now I dont know WHICH experts to believe!

>>213705998
I have tits and a fat arse.

>>213705938
monkeys are not "older" than humans mate

>>213705979
get yeh fookin cock out jeffree

>>213706011
get em posted

>>213706005
the only so called 'experts' i trust are the cavemen that first invented the sex industry

>>213706020
No because you'll all make fun of me

>>213706030
Atwo B2B murkrows boys! one from a raid, one wild one

Some of you doubted me but my roast potatoes are done

>>213706038
we won't promise

>>213706038
yeh but u'll also have lads wanking to you

think about it, and understand

>>213706076
they look fucking SHITE

>>213706038
i will but only after i cum

mylondon

wow you really can catch Pikachu as your starter
probably a shitty starter for smeargles except volt switch? and thats if you can do routes

nothing worse than watching gay porn and you see the bottom is obviously a massive drug fiend with bags under his eyes and his arsehole blown out

>>213706076
rorke's scran

>>213706076
look awful mate
sorry

>>213705499 (OP)
>suspension bush advisories
every FUCKING time

>>213706095
Neither of these look like teenagers

I'm particularly interested in the Mesolithic period, but also in prehistory generally. What fascinates me is how the Americas were people by descendants of the Ancient North Eurasians, from whom we also draw some ancestry, at least 14,000 years ago and perhaps as far back as 20,000 BC, yet their societies ultimately developed in remarkably similar ways. It makes one wonder just how advanced some ancient cultures may have become.

Also, I like watching WMBF porn and wanking over the idea of being a public masturbator who gets sucked off on the bus by an admirer.

Pic not related

>>213706095
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>213706076
state

>>213706104
got pikachu as mine back in 2016

B A D M U M S
A
D
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U
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S

>>213705743
sit in my pants in front of a fan while drinking iced tea

wow what the fuck boys you can ditto a raid Pokemon in Pokemon Go. thats nuts

>>213706076
Timmy's pillow dessert

>>213706015
i'm assuming our common ancestors wanked but maybe wanking evolved separately in humans and monkeys

>>213706143
with big bums

>>213706076
they look like aunt bessies
fucking grim state of affairs at your place m8

>>213706108
Hate how in gay porn the bottom lad makes zero reactions even when taking massive cock. They just lie there with a glazed over face for the camera

>>213706128
Europeans and native Americans also have significantly less farmer blood compared to other ethnic groups
There's a lot of strange similarities between euros and injins

gay porn gay porn hay porn AAAAGHHHH AGGHHHHHJJHJ fucking gay porn!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAgh!!!!!!!!!!

you reckon there's any non hideous virgin women left?
think it would be nice to have a virgin gf so she doesn't laugh at my pathetic tiny virgin cock and virgin balls when we do virgin sex

>>213706108
thats why you watch amateur porn when the bottom boy is wincing and almost crying while taking a massive uncut white dong

>>213706162
alright fair enough

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies

Anglo-Irish culture
>Yeats, Wilde, etc
>Guinness
>Danny Boy
>Beautiful castles
>Beautiful churches
>Prestigious universities
>Independent spirit

Gaelic Irish culture
>poverty
>alcoholism
>popery

>>213706220
probably but they might be a bit young

>>213706208
me in approximately five hours' time

>>213706253
anime is based and aryan as fuck

>>213706141
omd!!!!

>woman in full body hijab (i dont care to know what its called)
>has lip filler
>full face of make up
doesnt make any sense

>>213706128
>Also, I like watching WMBF porn and wanking over the idea of being a public masturbator who gets sucked off on the bus by an admirer.
based

>>213706316
>anime is based

cannot shake my incel freak past its a stain on my soul

>>213706343
>>213706128
Sorry misread it as BMWF

just finished the last beer
still need to cut the grass
still need to venture forth to tesco to procure more beverages
still need to cook tea (will take at least six minutes to microwave ffs)

>>213706337
saw a woman wearing a hijab with a crop top

my favourite anime is black lagoon

>>213705767
Hotmail unsent messages tried and true

>>213706208
kek this is ktim

This is the perfect face shape

nearly 3 weeks clean of vtubers

>>213706169
They're Tesco finest frozen beef dripping roast potatoes actually

>the fake coughing disease is gone, lads
>all of it
Officetoil tomorrow
I think I might just stare at her chebs all day

>>213706423
lmao not even close you owl loving weirdo

Don't have a single boner left in my body

wonder if lads working in nursing homes ever spaff in the old lass's tea

'abide with me' in dutch is 'blijf mij nabij'

got a sweaty arse

well?

I have to drive 173.4 miles at 5pm

>>213706108
>>213706201
>>213706234
i thought the gay porn gimmick was ironic …

mmhmm

Someone posted a video of black lads in London next to their merc on the street blasting loud music at 130am, on r/London, so I posted “Usual suspects. Noticeable pattern”, and I’ve been perma banned.

Whys that? Don’t know Mercedes owners are a protected class. These dickheads are known for being loud and revving their engines or blasting shitty music, especially the AMG owners

>>213706591
10cm en dun

>>213706108
I only wank to amateur gay porn. It's so much better when it's obviously a couple or a gay bottom who's really into it.

mmhmm das rite x

>>213706598
Blog on faggot

sucking the absolute hell out of a kopparberg

>>213706591
What is this from lol

I don't need alcohol to enjoy life. Bit sad if you do though

>>213706667
wasteman drink

can't understand why people get so hung up over age gaps
am i being daft for not getting it or is it really just not a big deal for two adults to have a gap in age?

>>213706643
If you aren't ziedbelg then why do you post on a Belgian flag?

>>213706701
scmewing

>>213706721
it's weird af mate
when did you last try talking to a 20 year old when you're 30
they are utterly clueless about everything

>>213706706
I don't need it, but I do like it

The only good fatties are bold and alphas.
Otherwise you're just the pathetic fat loser beta who wishes he was thin.
So be fat, be bold.

Good examples:
Henry VIII
Marlon Brando
Orson Welles
Kim Jong Hung
Ramzan Khadirov
Action Bronson
Gerard Depardieu

Bad examples:
You
Low test reddit faggots
Fat funkopop collectors
Stepdads
Public school teachers

>>213706701
blasted that waffle eater into the cosmos

next week is gonna be goated
Weed - 3.5g
Dominos pizza - x2 + x2 sides
Pepsi - x2 bottles
Cheesecake - x1

Cannot wait

>>213706706
Virgin cope

mmhmm

age gap relationships are proven to boost life expectancy

no matter how much i train i'll never be as strong as Goku

>>213706737
not really an excuse
you're acting like 20 year olds are lobotomized retarded bastards
guess the age the founding fathers were

>>213706751
tbf I'm a fatty and I've got more positive attention from women since I totally lost all self-respect and started speaking to them with the disdain I've always felt, rather than being a fawning runt

imagine being wanked off by your brother lmfao

>>213706789
again when did you last interact with a 20 year old
>founding fathers
were retards

>>213706751
dj khaled is the quintessential fat guy
you simply cant imagine him being skinny

>>213706806
bizarre post

>>213706835
>t. dj khaled

>>213706806
would rather not

>>213706852
>woman speaking

>>213706789
>founding fathers
not the best example, is it

Why does ziedbelg always disappear when I ask him a simple question

should i? i’m a 5’8 brown twink for reference

>>213706852
All respectable men in their own way, except for Jefferson who was a coward and a hypocrite

>>213706852
I thought they didn't like "stale" people in places of power

>>213706891
fake profile
always is.

DJ KHALED

>>213706913
yeah what’s up with that anyways? i dont remember there being nearly as many bots even during COVID. wtf is wrong with them?

>>213706852
Mental how they were all black or latino

theres a good tv series about founding father john adams

>>213706737
colleagues? some of the younger ones are genuinely smart and capable people
don't really speak to anyone long enough to get to know them, quite antisocial you see

Hometoil done
Tomorrow should be kino for the Latvian chebs at the buildingtoil
>it's going to be warm outside

CHEBS ARE ON THE AGENDA

>>213706737
happens all the time if you leave your smelly bedroom

>>213706913
how'd you know lad?

>>213706957
lol i'm not saying some of them arent book smart
i spend a lot of time around zoomers (not intentionally just how it ends up with the party scene in london) and there are very few i'd ever want to be actual friends with
they are fucking weird

>>213706964
How do you feel about the fact that Spainlad posted infinitely more evidence than you that he drinks alcohol and eats chips?

andrew Jackson all im asking, show us the wheel and give us wine

>two more weeks of hot weather

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>213705542
TV Burp was quality
Have all the dvds somewhere, might have a watchberg

>>213707016
maybe the real canslad was the dogshit posts he made along the way

>>213707034
?

HMP Sex Arse

>Prison officer, 23, facing jail herself after admitting affair with an inmate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14989459/Prison-officer-23-facing-jail-admitting-affair-inmate.html

>>213707030
you're a massive incel if this bothers you

>>213707000
and what are you like, on a personal level?

>>213707034
screaming

>>213706964
>working on a building site at 50
grim

>>213707061
Fit af

>>213707000
>they are fucking weird
he said while posting on 4chan ala brit
oh nononono

>i spend a lot of time around zoomers (not intentionally just how it ends up with the party scene in london)
how fucking sad is that
cunts almost 40 and he's hanging out with zoomers (who he hates) every day
AND he's a fucking midget

>>213707070
hard to self describe
but going by other people
charismatic intelligent slightly closed off flippant stubborn
>>213707097
DONE ME

>>213707016
My existence feeds you, spaino, lad

>>213707080
buildingtoil is just toiling at the office, lad
I'm Canslad, not fucking Cocainelad

Went to a German Restaurant and told the waiter that this is the most terrible food i've ever eaten. He looked at me and said "the Wurst is yet to come"

>>213705979
>>213705979
>Baby killer Lucy Letby 'fattest she's ever been' as she splurges prison wages on junk food

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/baby-killer-lucy-letby-fattest-35597503

>>213707061
this is why i don't get the fuss over lucy letby
she's probably having all kinds of raunchy lesbo antics with the female prison guards
let her be

>>213707065
of course i am a virgin im posting on an anime website instead of being at work

DEATH DEATH TO THE IDF
KEIR STARMER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR GENOCIDE
1000+ PENSIONERS ARRESTED FOR OPPOSING STARVATION OF BABIES

>>213707108
Why do you pretend to drink alcohol though?

which post set him off

>>213707154
Why do you say you're going to stop posting about dead children then start right back up again immediately?

whats so funny

which dragonball character would you be?

>>213707200
Probably me posting about the Latvian's chebs

>>213707218
>dead children

/brit/lam

>>213707229
Puar

>>213707218
I said it's sad that someone can be molested and then end up as a freak like him and he started screaming that he's normal because he reads books lmao

>>213707321
scmeainf

>>213707321
s

>He would vigorously jack me off even after I had already orgasmed

>It was pretty bad

A blind wheelchair bound pensioner was arrested for saying he opposes the genocide of Palestinians
Meanwhile UVF child murderers and drug dealers who are proscribed terrorists under UK law are free to march through the streets of Belfast

Why is the government protecting criminals?

helo

>>213707307
He doesn't even read them he listens to pirated PDFs using text to speech on his android phone

bradley poster on a MAD ONE

>>213707346
Headlines about her carefully failed to mention her parents are Britain First members and she attended a Tommy Robinson EDL rally as a guest of honor the week after it happened

>>213707389
>>213707398
s

>>213707362
>break the law
>get arrested

>>213707364
human rights

>>213707343
and its mid

Why is Bradley posting still funny?

UH OH DTFIC MELTY

>>213707386
have read more in the past month than you have throughout your entire life

sir cock tease

>>213707409
How come UVF terrorists don't get arrested when they do marches?

>>213707431
why do you still post here

>>213707456
screaming

>>213707442
No amount of reading will unrape you

>>213707454
because it rattles gimps like you

>>213707429
>>213707343
reckon she'll work her way up to a BBC vid?

>>213707431
he's a likeable and relatable guy
we see a pic of him laughing and know exactly what the poster behind it means
like I know this lad >>213707442 is having a right good chortle on the other end of the cyberspace

>>213707442
if the books you read brought you here, of what use were the books?

>want to visit a friend of mine who i get on really well with and share similar niche interests
>she's extremely conventionally attractive, somewhat successful and I'm an incel looking freak

I have no desire to pursue her romantically but I can't bare the thought of being in public with a really good looking person when I'm so low value by comparison. At least if she was a guy I wouldn't know if she was attractive or not but I get the same feeling when I'm with my successful male friends just not as bad. Blog off.

>>213707461
It's funny I wasn't being sarcastic

>>213707346
Who's this then?

>>213707354
lol my ex did this to me
she wanted to see if I could cum again straight after and I ended up having a second stronger orgasm and pissing everywhere
embarrassing

some women just don't have the right kind of tits to do porn. it's not really about size, but they just don't look nice.

>>213707403
why would headlines report on events that happen in the future

>>213707536
AHHHH

>>213707538
for me its retrousse

>>213706724
belgian vpn

>>213707543
chubby-wubby attack!

giving women more freedom and a voice has indirectly ruined civilisation

>>213707061
This is who she had the affair with

Wonder what Keir Starmer's missus thinks of while she wanks him off and sucks him

rorke defies my mind my body and soul

I pooed

Sir Barock Obarmer

>>213707580
*giving women and poc

ftfy

UDA UVF NO SURRENDER QUIS SEPERABIT FERIENS TEGO KAT
ULSTER STANDS

>>213707645
kek this is my willy dimensions

>>213707663
alri ziedy

mad how there were multiple wars this year but nothing has happened so far

>>213707695
>>213707695
>>213707695


Just fucking end it lads

>>213707657
Glorified drug dealing child grooming gang of terrorists, they all love Israel too

just dunno why they'd shag inmates
they're both attractive and there's no shortage of men outside of prison

>>213707717
incel

wondering when canslad will end it

>>213707710
s

>>213707740
When the cans are illegal

Rorke's bedroom is very clean and fresh actually

>>213707739
not very nice is it