Thread 214078066

nietsche edish

poo smells lmao

Rorke going to secondary schools masquerading as a 'careers advice specialist' so he can suggest Onlyfans to the 15 year olds he likes the look of

>>214078116
What compels this tyrant?

>>214078048
lmaoooooooooooooo

>>214078133
leftypol is far more likely to do this
or convince the kids they’re benders

I will be officially on the cans in approx 15 minutes

neoliberal bull logging on

wait where's canslad?

*swirls hot chocolate around my homer simpson head shaped mugged*
and what of awareness?

>>214078143
That lady from Killing Eve is it

>>214078143
how can anyone derive pleasure from watching this

Thoughts about Madonna?

>>214078155
vpn off?

>>214078133
you're thinking of leftypol mate

>>214078143
acream in g

>>214078170
Thankfully dead from cirrhosis or suicide

>>214078186
Madonna Mia

>>214078146
rorkeposting is just leftypol projection nowadays
it used to be creative and funny

Get the pure satire posted already ffs

>>214078186
the best number 10 ever

Brits im about to bust a nut

>>214078181
yeah I don't get it either
obviously the bbc is peng but her face is just grim

I reckon Rorke is a nonce too though, he just hides / denies it better by watching nonce-hunter videos

>>214078246
deegz wtf

>>214078213
personally when I rorkepost I just post about things I do or something that just happened to me

>>214078228
There are severe mentalists here. Same with the lad who posts the same photo of Alan Titchmarsh at 10:04pm every night. Absolute mentalists

>>214078194
that's illegal??

>>214078222
kek

>>214078257
too? what do you mean by too in this context?

>>214078185
gigaslag

>>214078267
This but I make it mundane just to be funny
I.e. "Rorke brushing his teeth before going to bed"

I've been listening to pop music on youtube autoplay for the last four hours
is there an infinite supply?

Chief insanity, heir to the throne of madness, squire of all insensate: poo smells

>>214078257
rorke isn’t a nonce and he isn’t a middle aged nonce hunter. he’s a skinny pale neek that lives with his mum and plays paradox games

>>214078257
so you know that YOU'RE a nonce, and you suspect that Rorke is also a nonce, is that right leftypol?

hearing rumours that yanks don't like lamb

>Dua Lipa does not brush her teeth before bed, as she has stated she would not want to do so if she got hungry again after getting into bed. While she has a morning routine that includes brushing her teeth, her nighttime routine does not, and she does not believe in brushing them before going to bed.

Rorke will hate on this

>>214077871
here you go lad. have a webm of a nice looking bird to cheer you up

Rorke nowhere to be seen as per usual

pooing out me arrrrrrrse

>>214078284
Leftypol is an outward deviant, very flamboyant. Rorke is an incel so his perversions are less obvious

mad how there’s more possible combinations in go then atoms in the observable universe. the board isn’t even big

>>214078333
they don't really eat it because Big Beef got its hooves in early

>>214078279
nah titch is a good gimmick

Mine and the Mrs's superking size bed is coming tomorrow lads

Superking. Biggest size available to buy that is :^)

What size bed do you lads sleep in? Bet it's not even a double, bet you still sleep in the single bed you've had since childhood don't you looooool

>>214078343
bogged

>>214078372
Why don't you post pure satire as much anymore?

Did something happen?

>>214078165
Cor imagine that. As soon as she gets off the Teams meeting, she can't contain it. She begins schlicking at 9:30 in the morning and it carries on for the entire day

why do normies love ibiza so much. what’s good about going to some overpriced strobe light club to listen to a remixed version of early 2010s tunes

i don’t get it. i understand going for the sun and the drugs but why this pretend love of the music and scene. they all jump around like mongs pretending to have fun. really embarrassing behaviour

>>214078343
is this real

rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting "rorke posting on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/" on /brit/

>>214078343
thanks but it makes me sad when I realise that I am a little virgin freak and she isn't

>>214078384
Sleep in a single because I'm not a sow waiting for the slaughter like you fat cunts

can you guys do a butt wink? xx

>>214078267
>>214078297
my favourite kind of ronkeposts

Do you have this in Britain?

>>214078319
Wait so Rorke is an actual person, and not an archetype? Feeling confused

>>214078404
You're supposed to be half pissed before you enter the club

>>214078432
Elton John

>>214078432
Elton John is English

>>214078404
I was thinking it would be fun to go

>>214078436
it's me
i'm rorke

>>214078436
rorke is an archetype and i described it
he’s a pale shy autist that posts on 4chan and plays paradox games and does socially awkward things

*walks halfway up the stairs*

DINNER'S READY

>>214078436
We all have different ideas of what Rorke is. I personally think he's a muscular Nazi

>>214078483
Why don't you post pure satire as much anymore?

Did something happen?

Okay I see now that the schizos have overrun /brit/ too, time to leave

>>214078483
most boring twitter screenshot award

>>214078451
even then. a warm pub with good music and atmosphere and actually being able to see and hear people is way better than a nightclub

West Ham XI: Hermansen; Todibo, Kilman, Aguerd; Wan-Bissaka, Soucek, Ward-Prowse, Diouf; Paqueta, Bowen; Fullkrug.

Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Gusto, Chalobah, Tosin, Cucurella; Caicedo, Enzo; Neto, Palmer, Joao Pedro; Delap.

:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_k-ILAM0uM

>>214078432
>do we have 'kizza in britain
mate it's from here

Binding of Isaac Ultra Hard challenge complete. Was on half a heart at the end there

>>214078485
no need to post a selfie mate

Thinking about the eerie world of American folklore tales. Some are so bizarre, they defy belief and outdo any fiction.

too cold
might pop the heating on

>>214078483
blinded by the sheer amount of british culture in this post

>>214078531
that's him done

>>214078531
Bet you clapped your little spastic hands at thinking up that one

>>214078530
SO WHAT

>>214078542
looks more like celtic folklore

>>214078483
stupid bitch

>>214078562
Mrs Rorkison I think you've had enough wine tonight

>>214078542
oooooh something spooky in the woods is it
better no go in there!
fuck off

>>214078436
Rorke is a real working class early 20s autistic english extreme-nationalist who is unemployed and posts on this general all day, he only speaks his da, ma and us

and here’s to you mrs rorkinson

Bring forth the shagged

>>214078607
kek this is me

>>214078334
i don't brush my teeth on weekend mornings because i don't go anywhere

>>214078581
Mental illness chart

>>214078524
Cold Palmer-Delap masterclass incoming

30's, 40's soviet union must have been one of the worst places to exist in human history

>>214078607
sorry, he is late 20s now
time flies

>>214078476
I pictured him more a loveable oaf. Cheeky cunt calling the window seat at the pub so he can watch the girls walking by with their meat flapping about.

video games played. friday night begins now.

>>214078617
Signing for Chelsea? He'll fit right in!

Mrs Rorkinson is fit and has massive chebs. Rorke is annoyed that all his peers fancy her and talk about fucking her

>>214078617
Why don't you post pure satire as much anymore?

Did something happen?

>>214078524
Bayern Munich vs Leipzig on the iPlayer though lad

>>214078636
should see my son's room after one of his "gaming seshes" (i.e. wankathons)

>>214078654
that’s a man in his 40s that grew up in a pre internet world
rorke is a timid shy runt that’s been raised by screens

>>214078636
probably wasn’t that bad
the 90’s however

>>214078176
>drinking hot chocolate in August
have you gone quite mad?

>>214078680
>Bayern Munich vs Leipzig on the iPlayer though lad
errrr Mark Goldbridge is also streaming it on YT pal
YEP with full match footage
everyone who's anyone is watching that NOT iPlayer

>>214078680
never heard of them

>>214078581
oh nonono 35p

>>214078674
nah she's a fat dole dosser and only fed rorke iceland ready meals his whole life which is why he's all oily and spotty

>>214078707
Why don't you post pure satire as much anymore?

Did something happen?

Rorke is /brit/'s Britannia

>>214078624
alri rorke

>>214078674
>Oh? No he's upstairs in his room, as usual aha. Want me to go and get him?

>>214078716
proper british culture like a lion farting on the queen fuck fuck yes goldbridge get in

>>214078729
not everyone is heathermong you irritating spastic

>>214078542
For me, it's shows like Archive 81 or The Watcher that creep me out

>rorke is this!
>no, rorke is that!
YAAAWWWWWWNNNNNN

Insane how much nicer it is being served by English people

Every member of staff on this train is English and instead of scowls, barely coherent accents and an air of indifference you get smiles, niceties and the feeling they actually care about doing a good job

>>214078774
Yeah?

>>214078636
If you lived in Moscow and had no reason to challenge authorities then I bet it was alright. Stalin must've been nice as a leader since he was a lot more decisive than Starmer is today. The Germans were on Moscow's doorstep but you could just drive east if you were really afraid

>>214078781
pack it in leftypol

>>214078783
They're paid extra to put up with you, that's why

>>214078755
what race is holly? her sister is swarthy af too
their supposed parents look pretty huwhite thoughever

need this massive crush I have on the toilfu to go away

>>214078783
For me it's being served by mousey eastern european cuties who would do NOTHING if i tried to grope them

rorke's black stepdad running off with his thai stepmum

What race is the servant class in England

>>214078783
yeah in Italy the train ticket lady was on her phone the whole time

>>214078564
so im telling you of my accomplishment

>>214078815
Ha owned that mongoloid freak

>>214078781
may as well hold an opinion on what qualities unicorn spider elephants have as if it it means anything at all

>>214078756
must be a grim life being goldbridge
a man in his 40s or 50s it may be now, grown, a father, having to get angry and give reactions to football as a job. streaming it. even when he can’t be arsed. his entire job and personality is based on a football team and emotional expression around it. don’t feel like watching the game this weekend? tough shit

i don’t care if he’s making mega bux (probably isn’t), id rather be an average bloke

>>214078828
tanned =/= swarthy

>>214078841
Afro-Irish, unironically

>>214078581
total chuuba domination

>>214078841
Just call them working class or the underclass

>>214078828
always assumed she was just tanned, as was the style at the time

>>214078841
traditionally native celtic briton
victorian era through 20th century - irish
last few decades - wogs

while this bloke might be well educated in etiquette, he looks look an annoying nerd

>>214078828
Just fake tanned you fucking retard

saw someone on tiktok saying their dad was nigerian and mum was Irish and I thought of you, heathermong

>>214078865
Same with all YouTubers, Twitch streamers tbqh. Start out loving it but then the passion naturally dissipates....and then they can't just stop because that's the income stream gone then

Taken some bitter pills lately, but I've come out the other side a better more self aware man. Some lessons are worth the pain of learning

>>214078930
Why don't you post pure satire as much anymore?

Did something happen?

>>214078483
She's literally #2 and her job is being a woman.
She watches videos and eats ramen and stands up once every 30 minutes for the 14 year olds watching her with one hand on the screenshot key.

This one woman specifically is ruining video games.

fizzy peach melon coconut mango lemonade

>>214078930
everytime i see some random video or pic of an old white dude with a Chang Zapato on youtube or twitter i always remember the belgian nigga lmao

>>214078842
It's the Nigerians and Indians that are the worst for me
Sometimes you're lucky if you get a grunt out of an African service worker

>>214078950
truth nuke. at least emiru cosplays and shows her tummy

arseberg wants to for another diarrohea shite again but i simply refuse

>>214078948
tedious mindraped mong

might get drunk and watch temple of doom

watching noel edmonds top gear

wahey

Whenever I'm feeling down I just do a little gay porn dance. Cheers me right up

>>214078987
he'll make you pay

>>214078987
show that arseberg who's boss, you control your body, clench until it learns

>>214079011
Or as it's also known, your smelly bedroom

>>214078993
Well, did something happen or what?

>>214079015
faustian

>>214079015
oh you fucking bastard right on the arse as well you absolute bastard

>>214078965
they seem to struggle with grasping the idea that this is their job. if you ask them something as part of their job, they get irate or offended as if you are asking it of them personally

probably don’t have the mental capacity to keep it in their brains that this is their job and it has duties. probably keep forgetting and just think why do these white people keep asking me to do shit for them

>>214079015
https://youtu.be/XUvt2E1n5u4?list=RDXUvt2E1n5u4&t=10

>>214079022
>>214079023
just had one about 20 minutes ago
he's not having his way this time, bloody ridiculous

Rorke setting up his custom character in Crusader Kings 3: a naked woman with large chebs

>>214079012
for me it's julia bradbury, quite tasty back in the day

>In order to continue posting, Captcha requires a 5 second video of you doing a gay porn dance.
Wtf?

>>214078987
That's your gut biome trying to tell you something.

>>214079072
can't be having that mate. get your arse down to the hospital and get it cut off. gone too far, takes the piss

>>214079015
this x 1,000,000,000 please

i've never once seen a video of anywhere in india that didn't look filthy
i'm sure there must be wealthier urban areas / financial districts that are clean but i've only ever seen the poo brown plastic littered parts online

>>214079101
I don't want to hear it

Spaintwat thought this one was going to launch he comeback
>>214078384

Even tacked on a samefag to get the ball rolling LOL
>>214078422

>>214079129
Oh give it a rest you boring bastard

Get the one billion crippled South Asians in for spinal surgery then get them wanked off

>>214079086
ànd what exactly is a 'gay porn dance'?

clamp him abe
or
blame a chump
or
lymph scam

>>214079129
I think the gated wealthy residential areas are clean but that’s it

>>214079146
I accept your concession

>>214079080
>play as ireland
>spend hours capturing all the land
>my guy dies and the whole thing gets split into 4 territories
never touched it afterwards

fuckin sick of drinking. i drink much faster than everyone else so end up fucking wrecked because i’m bored waiting for everyone to finish their drinks. i also take lots of snus so feel even more awful the next morning

wish it wasn’t required for socialising in this country. would happily only do it once or twice a year otherwise

>>214079151
Something like this

>>214079065
Essentially yeah, they want to get paid to do nothing and every time they have to do something it's seen as an inconvenience
And despite this attitude they seem to be taking over every customer facing job you can imagine

>>214079142
Who gives a shit. Virgin

>>214079163
Now accept your ex is gone and we're golden

>>214079151
I just did a sideview of me twerking with my knob poking out of my Next boxers

womfy cuppa

>>214079151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7weYZUUv90&list=RDf7weYZUUv90&start_radio=1

*adds a pinch of oregano to the thread*

if Goldbridge can afford to get Bundesliga rights, I wonder how easy it'd be for other youtubers to acquire obscure rights like the Belorussian league or the Andorran league or the Paraguayan league

People might watch it just for the bants of it all. You get your viewers, league gets more exposure, new fans have a gay old time. Everyone wins.
Business idea acquired.

>>214078384
>you still sleep in the single bed you've had since childhood don't you looooool
I do, yeah
and I live with my parents who love me more than your 'Mrs' ever will

>>214079201
kys gingernonce

why do they post here when they have their own thread?

mad how if you killed a million indians there would still be 1.6 billion indians left

>>214079201
not in season yet ):<

>>214079171
I wrote a mod to enable the nice inheritance law from the get-go where all realms go to the oldest child. Which in my mod is always a girl

clamp him abe
or
blame a chimp
or
lymph scam

some lad was asking what to do in york a couple of hours ago. go to the punchbowl spoons on picadilly i reckon x

>>214079201
What a fucking stupid idea
Why not just make it an instant coffee

Kemikaze. Nice. That'll win the next election for sure

anyone else work with a very attractive (like 9/10) girl at toil? It's both torturous and wonderful at the same time

>>214079209
A "business idea" which will die a death within the confines of your smelly incel bedroom

>>214079190
companies get more funding and promotion for hiring darkies and they’re willing to work for less wages

the whitepill here is that people will begin to dislike interacting with them more and more and because most of the country was white until the boriswave people still have a memory of a functioning society and not having to argue with someone who speaks broken english to buy a train ticket. it will radicalise normies.

>>214079219
Where in that are you finding gingerpedo

>>214079250
*raises paw*

>>214079221
you are severely mentally ill

>>214079192
you don't need to sign your posts

a lot of names get thrown about here
"heathermong"
"190"
"josh"
don't know who any of them are

>>214079250
No they're all munters but I would happily fuck my 6/10 Polish MILF line manager

>>214079232
but you can go to a spoons literally anywhere and it's always the same

Goran?

>>214079250
i did do when i worked as a chef and she ended up really fat and i felt responsible

>>214079268
Pattern recognition

>>214079277
real recognises real

>>214079254
raped that cunt

>>214079209
this is a very good idea

>>214079250
I used to. Fell in love with her the lot. Shit was grim

>>214079259
>most of the country was white until the boriswave people

>>214078830
>>214079250
toil has completely annihilated my ability to feel any such thing t b h

>>214079281
>"josh"
evening gobbo

quite sad how much spaki samefags

>>214079171
You need to bump off all except 1 child until you get primogeniture. Or cheat like that guy with the mod.

>>214079284
omfg owned you fell into my trap >:)

>>214079281
All me

Sprained my ankle dancing last night
Wish I wasn't such a melt

>>214079219
1 for 40 (terrible)

Only the drunkard marches on

I think there are 15 regular posters here and we've all been accused of being different people dozens of times now. We are just throwing names around in circles like hot potatoes

>>214079282
used to have a milf manager myself, would make my dick tingle when she bossed me around

give me the pumpkin spice
in october not now

>>214078422
Not true (for the Mrs)
>>214079142
Matey sat in his little race car bed seething while I'll be lying spread eagle in my enormous superking bed soon :3
>>214079214
Quite grim that lad

>>214079340
No idea that's that's supposed to mean

End your life

>>214079335
What does your boyfriend make of it?

>>214079291
alri brosnan

>>214079344
i got called spaino once and ive been coming here for about 5 years, just call me an oldfag already....

i'm going to be debuting a new thread personality on bank holiday monday so stay tuned for that

>>214079315
It was, it's only post boriswave that you started seeing Africans popping up in random towns and villages

>>214079315
was around here. maybe not in certain parts of london or birmingham or manchester but my town is swarming with jeets and nigerians when you literally never seen a non white face as late as 2019

glasgow, edinburgh, belfast, liverpool, york, I visited all these places in the 2010s and they were overwhelmingly white British. I can barely walk around Glasgow city centre today without an ache of despair and gloom.

>>214079386
Fat Spastic #12

>>214079367
>No idea that's that's supposed to mean
shut the frick up, retard

>>214079386
Looking forward to it mate, I'll get dressed up for the occasion x

why is dtfic so mad today

>>214079386
please don't let it be another "I regret what I did last night lad" gimmick

>>214079292
>orange vegetable
>orange hair

Makes sense.

>>214079380
yeah i did give her extra and yeah it was an alluring part of the job

>>214079413
>I can barely walk around Glasgow city centre today without an ache of despair and gloom.
Dire ain't it lad

>>214079417
Kill yourself

The world will be a better place when you're gone

>>214079250
no, I don't work

ah yes

RIP kingcobrajfs

Diego would be so happy that you're all having a lovely night

>>214079456
no u

>>214079464
blud getting age verified for a pizza
let bossman take a quick photo for the record mate, wont be used by illegals

>>214079464
That'll be 19.99 plus tip plus state mandated ID

>>214078137
It takes a lot of courage to speak out against this clown world

oi you got a loicense for that pizza mate

>>214079464
is it a porn pizza?

and chill

doing a poo at quarter past 7 because i had a dodgy sausage roll for lunch

how come i cant post .mp4s on firefox?

>>214079448
horrible. can’t really put it into words. to look around at what was and see what it is now. to know that you’ve been cheated out a future. to know this is the country you’re going to inherit. to know how much better your parents generation had it. to know that it’s just going to get worse, year upon year upon year till it’s ruins.

Americans deserve to poke fun at you fat fuckers and your love of Dominos and Pizza Hut

>>214079386
can't wait x

>>214079521
Why don't you post pure satire as much anymore?

Did something happen?

>>214079525
more of a kizza man myself

>>214079464
keir's britain

>>214079521
at least your takeaways get to you quicker and you have the choice of 700 barbers now

>>214079367
it means you call people gingerpedo all the time and its not me that last time you were correct. clear enough?

>>214079545
>anyone that hates immigration and national suicide is heathermong
get to fuck you canadian freak

>>214079413
>I can barely walk around Glasgow city centre today without an ache of despair and gloom
lol I have this problem because I don't like working class people, posh people or non-british people so I cringe at everyone I see

it takes a lot of courage to make shit up and compulsively repeatedly post it on the british culture general on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>214079521
Can't even enjoy a sausage roll at George Square without them loitering about

>>214079470
why do I feel like he was poisoned by that thing that showed up in his final streams

I don't know why. "She's crazy" is the answer if there isn't a good one

>>214079597
all absolute mingers

can't stop sucking on my thumb and its completely fucked my jaw

>>214079597
would never happen under weinstein

>>214079597
lower left is perfectly fine
it's just the makeup making you feel scared

>>214079646
alright mongo lad

>>214079597
genuinely not on what miley's done to her face

>>214079597
i find it attractive when they shave their eyebrows

>>214079598
sauchiehall streets the worst. genuinely spot the white person. half of it is chinese students wandering around taking in the fall of the west while jeets and africans loiter in groups. the only whites you see are hastily trying to move along or junkies high on whatever the fuck bouncing around in unwashed trackies. beyond dire. need a stiff drink after seeing it.

>>214079667
my front two teeth used to have a gap and now they completely overlap

A shag, a shag, my universal credit for a shag

>>214079597
ze bogging vill proceed as planned

>>214079658
very accurate except im norwood 5

>>214079703
:D

>>214079706
and Romanian gypos with accordions pretending they're playing it but their phone is plugged into the speaker kek

3 days and then Summer is officially over. Then it's blankets, cashmere jumpers, corduroy trousers, supping hot chocolate, pumpkin spice lattes, watching the sunrise, foggy mornings, dewy grass, golden leaves, grey skies and gaining a clue. It lush.

been a good thread this. give yourselves a pat on the back

>>214079597
>pretty young women? YEAH LETS BOG EM!

>>214079749
seen this too
don’t forget the homeless looking white busker desperately trying to uplift the spirits with some shite indie-folk sounding tune

Off solo-clubbing tonight. The game plan is to find the fattest bitch in the smoking area - level with her, you’re a munter, I’m a munter, this is the best offer you’ll get. With some luck, by the end of the night I’ll be rat arsed and having my nuts licked by a woman twice my weight and perhaps even double my age.

>>214078557
4chan /brit/
highlight of the
thread

NEW

>>214079815
>>214079815
>>214079815

>>214079576
I am correct every time is what im gathering from this lol

>>214079582
You endlessly blather on about it in the same monotonous pointless fashion so you may as well be

>>214079521
>to look around at what was and see what it is now.
Oh yeah Glasgow famously not a crime ridden shithole
Oh wait, it always was