Thread 213709409

office lady edition
old: >>213702160

>>213709409 (OP)
Made for the bbc.

Eпщaйн cкpт cкpт

you niggaz ever fuck a brown bitch?

>Welcome back!
>How did your day go, anone?
Well, /balk/? How did it go?

Wu tang is for the kids

>>213709514
How brown are we talking exactly?

>>213709524
Good. I'm chilling at home rn, it was so hot outside today. Wondering what to cook tomorrow.

>>213709536
>sign up for sex party in Hollywood
>end up diddled by P. Diddy

>>213709560
Not counting gypsies. Any kind?

>>213709409 (OP)
mmm feet

>>213709524
Went for a walk among people, got depressed at being a lonely incel chud.

>>213709536
chat is this real?

https://bgvoice.com/bulgarinut-kupil-parijkiia-apartament-na-epstiin-razpitvan-za-ubiistvoto-na-mitnichar
suddenly BACHKOVO is based

If a non-general OP doesn't contain at least one racebait, trannybait or twitter screenshot it's never getting more than 10 replies before being archived on this bastard board

>>213709628
:(
>lonely incel chud
stop talking like that about yourself

A young girl has failed her math test and goes to the office of her teacher to improve her dreadful grades...

>>213709721
So true, king
>>213709628
You should add an "ugly" before the lonely part

>>213709685
Welcome to modern 4chan, bro

>>213709757
But that was self-explanatory? >>213709721
But it's the truth?

>>213709685
the last general I made had a frog as the OP and it made it to 310

>>213709755
have you read his emails and letters? This nigga was illiterate. Saw his spotify playlists (basic bitch taste) it was full of typos. He spelled like a niggie

>>213709894
Really makes you think how he managed to do all that considering he couldn't even spell his name correctly.

>go to sverigetråden
>everybody speaking swedish
>go to /norgetråden/
>everybody speaking norwegian
>go to ex-yu
>everybody speaking their funny lil languages
>come to /balk/
>full of bulgarians
>all of them speaking english
huh?

>>213709994
Bulgarian was too difficult for bulgarians so they switched over to a simpler language

Doing push ups rn bros later on 5 biggie beers

>>213709994
we're generous enough to converse in english so our fellow balkaners can join

>>213709994
Kendini öldür, travesti

>>213709940
Yeah.
High school graduate. Gets hired to teach math in one of the most premier collages in the country. After that gets hired to Bear Stearns and made head of gorrilions of hedge funds at the age of 28. Literally never happens.

>>213709994
Despite all the stereotypes we like interacting with people - they just can't take the banter.

>>213710079
Eл Бacaдo Myчo

>>213709994
cool now fuck off

happier than you

>12-14y.o woman smirks at me
>I winked at her
>Her cheeks went red and bursted a smile
>In my late 20s

>>213710261
Bet his english-language banter is great

>>213709994
I regularly try to interact with them but they ignore me. I love the Netherlands but these guys on /int/ specifically ignore me or tell me to fuck off.

>>213709994
It's an english website and it's better if people here speak english and all balkans shoulf be together.
>>213710282
Pedo.

>>213710282
That's too young bro. 16 and up is where it's at.

>>213710353
>It's an english website and it's better if people here speak english and all balkans shoulf be together.
Bro wants to unite all the balkans.
I respect that.

>>213710282
>copypasting bulgarian never happened stories
new low

>>213710261
This is how I imagine Asparukh looked like

>>213710593
delet that immediately

I thought its Poland and bought it for gym since it was heavily discounted. Turns out its not Poland.

>>213709994
>de.gif
>us.gif
>ch.gif
>ru gif
>balk

>>213710713
did you buy it off this street trader by any chance?

>>213710769
The reason I don't eat duner is because it's made by guys that look like that - they always look like they just scratched their nuts before they made the doner.

>>213710769
Yes. Would still wear it since I paid it but I can imagine ill eventually run into problems if I do it.

>>213710884
surely you can wrestle a couple screeching hohol women

It's boring.

but you never answered me tho, did you ever fuck a brown bitch?

2 Boomer ladies discussing how the Huge Boss is a retard and how they should quit, one looks to me and asks me if I would leave with them to their firm

Retardedly sit there and make a joke about having to turn over another leaf too suddenly (doesn't make sense without context but who gives a shit)

>>213710713
>M
why arent you wearing L, are you a homo

>>213711190
The oldest bitch where I work is 35 and she's actually a really cool person.

пффффффффффф

>>213711363
I like it too be tight on my body so my muscles are better visible.

Lining a tatar's head up on an oak stump then swinging down a 20kg mallet on it, smashing it open like a watermelon

>>213711607
I do the same in the gym.

>>213711740
Easy there, highlander

:D

>>213711813
We don't like albanians here okay.

>>213711907
honorary greek

General consensus is that Albania has a visually pleasing flag. I never agreed with it. Not sure because I associate with Albania or because I do not like the color scheme.

Pa nema voda maika vi deeba i ciganite umreli dano da doide putler i da vi iztrebi kato ku4eta do edin mami4kata vi mrusna pod4ovecite edna traba li nemojahte da slojtie kato hora ve maimuni s fesove pu deeba maika vi skapanqcite

>>213711607
ive got my eye on you

>>213711945
It's a good flag but thats it

>>213711970
pak li we maikamu deiba

Imagine being a man yourself basing a man's value based off of whether he can make a foid's pussy tingle or not.

Never knew such levels of subhumanity were possible in this species.

здpacтe ye.

>>213711970
eeee deeba maika mu deeba

>>213712162
this nigga again...

evilmaxxed crude selyak baba who likes to yell and guilt trip
exasperated middle aged milf daughter with some fat trying to calm down the baba
young sensitive grandson with dead eyes, exhausted by existence

many such cases

>>213712196
are you the guy making pizzas and posting on /ck/? Hi bro

>>213712257
are those lyrics to a punk song

mental how it's alraedy new years in bumgaria

>>213712289
no that's the 6l of beer per day alcoholic

>august
>christmas tree still up
grim award

>>213711970
Pu deeba maika mu deeba edna truba se iskashe be deeba mama mu deeba mrusna

>>213712243
This is my website you stupid fucking nigger. Fuck off back to where yoi came from.

>>213712335
no, simple observations while people watching

>>213712351
Festivities never end here

>>213712343
never seen em post beeers, he posts pizzas and he always has a christmas tree

>>213712351
>still up
what makes you think he didn't just set it up in advance?

>>213712379
I'll do whatever I want

>>213712420
check the archives, anon has posted too many pictures at 8am with 3x 2l bottles

bulgar gorillas fucked up a bridge in our country

>>213712162
What is your problem why can't you be trans gay or whatever for yourself why do you need to make your problems and lifestyle our problem?

>>213712494
If this doesn't improve krasnoblyatsk's opinion of us, I don't know what will.

>>213712494
which one

Yarrrrrr, cap'n. Today be your 3rd week with no grog!

>>213712476
maybe, I'm a relatively new poster

>Гoлям пoжap нa мeтpи oт eлeктpичecкa пoдcтaнция в Плoвдив
Eкcтpa дaнo дa изгopaт cичкитe мaнгaли и ceляндypи в Клaкoвдив и в цeлaтa пapoдия нa дъpжaвa никoй нe зacлyжaвa дa живee

>>213712546
a bridge that's part of the A7 highway

bulgars fucked up the welding and don't know how to fix it now

https://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/inaugurarea-unui-tronson-din-autostrada-a7-intarzie-din-cauza-sudurilor-defectuoase-cnair-zse-teme-sa-mai-dea-vreun-termen.html

>>213712457
Nah your kind has infested this website for too long
>>213712510
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>213712438
balkmuns cant think more than 1 week in advance, it gives them incredible cluster headaches if they try

>>213712476
He drinks 2L a day if that, and takes a pic of the same pack with 1 less bottle.

>>213712685
oh, i thought it was some important one over the danube

>>213712689
Go kys manic homosexual transvestite uber driver.

airwaves bubble gum was softer, but let's see if it stays soft after a couple hours of dehydration or turns into an orbit mewing gum

>>213712886
I think it's more likely the nigga who sees a psychologist and is prescribed anti-psychotics is more likely to be a basket case that kills themselves.

>>213712930
Both of you getting thrown off rooftops by musulmans would be super funny

>>213713009
Unfortunately I can't do my musulmanic larp because people know I'm a homo, though I should have put on that display for the newfag bulgar on here.

>>213712689
>Nah your kind has infested this website for too long
its not your website

>>213713101
It is my website you wretched normalfag.

>>213713101
True. It's my website.

Sorry buddy, but Skopje girls are reserved for gorillas like me
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNLjWxJObUm/?hl=en

>>213713121
you can't do anything about it
>normalfag
oh nooooooo

>>213713192
No but I can berate your ass until you get bored of posting and go back to Twitter or Reddit or wherever the fuck place you came from.

>>213712930
I'll never kill myself but you'll always be in denial of being a manic homosexual freak and mistake of nature and you'll keep getting ostracized by society and it'll slowly destroy from the inside and you will slowly break until you kill yourself and you will because it's the fate of all manic homosexual transvestite ugly uber drivers.

>>213713248
>Twitter or Reddit
have never used them in my life
>No but I can berate
kek
you can sperg out all you want
I couldn't care less what you do

Is this the general where this sexy guy called man-gal be posting? I'd love to hang out with him.

>>213713250
I live in New York City bro. It's stranger here if you DON'T like fags. I can't even escape all the faggot flags being displayed on here lol.

>>213713413
I thought you didnt live in new york?

workout complete
shower had
time for some oats

>>213713454
based completed

>>213713368
Nah I'll keep bothering you and calling out your subhumanity as long as you keep posting on here.
>>213713378
What do you want
>>213713441
nyc is not new york

for some reason my tok glitched out yesterday and showed me only toks from greeks, thank fuck for my script i swiped left in almost all of them

now its back the regular blond babes and blackpill edits humor

Mangal got raped by his vlacck classmates in his brooklyn public school

de da imah kraka v ustata mi brato...

>>213713662
Not good.

brat ubi se smurdlo

>>213713539
I don't even know why you are so angry about lol
>subhumanity
you are the one fucking guys in the ass
and I don't even bring that up...

>>213713662
too skinny, nothing to grab on to

>>213713720
>you are the one fucking gays in the ass
Never done that in my life.

>>213713806
lmao even
owned

>>213713795
grab on to deez nuts

Why is he in denial?

>>213709514
I wish

>>>/gif/29279021
>>>/gif/29279022

>>213713662
You're literally gay

>>213713864
it's nice and warm, very tight.

https://youtu.be/3bdDF-gk2eg

trio spinsterii

>>213713835
My dad escaped Bulgaria tho
>>213713844
It's still less gay than having to do mating dances for women, sweaty.

>>213713970
Same shit

Retarded nigger country forces you to pay VAT on everything you order above 22 euro

Even Bulgaria exempts VAT for products bellow 100usd

Can you help convince the ex-yus to come post here in balk?

>>213713962
For me it's Maria Silvester

>>213709409 (OP)
wow

>>213713970
>it's not gay to have gay sex with men who have aids from gay sex

>>213707660
i laughed at this so now balkan babies have to watch it too

гoтoвo e

>>213714083
Denial about being in denial.

>>213714083
I'm gay sweetie but my boyfriend isn't

imagine my penis in your sister

>>213714089
I must be getting old, this was not very funny

i imagine going to McDonald's and pigging out... I shall manifest my desire tomorrow. Have not eaten from the golden arches since 2020.

Guyse I have not been here a while is boatguy okay or did he died in Ukraine??

>>213714317
I haven't had that in 7-8 years. But once-twice a year I treat myself and make some burgers at home.

>>213714282
maybe try self inserting as one of them idk what to tell you grandpa

>>213714348
He's OK

>>213714388
Can you stop posting the same 3 pics? Thanks

>>213714362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=922opSdN-HU

dreamybull is more wrecked than i remember

>>213714514
I've never posted that here. thanks.

>>213714583
I prefer red bulls

>>213713863
Being gay is less gay than putting up shit from a woman.

>>213714388
Yum, that borgar is looking juicy
Can't wait for mine tomorrow

>>213714362
high iq music

no excuses

>>213714599
No.

>>213714633
One time when I was going to the bg sea we stopped at Hesburger, it wasn't bad. I think it was better than Mcdonalds. But that was 2018 or something.

>>213714596
oh fuck i forgot to drink my mom sponsored red bull and now its too late
ill have to drink it tomorrow

>>213714746
Nah I see what normalfags and beta buxers put up with. Couldn't be me. Pure castration.

>>213714740
Yoooooooooooooooo

This pedo enabler mrbeast offered 1 million if someone can eat 1000 usd worth of food in mcdonalds within 36 hours. Would you give it a shot?

>>213714653
>>213714740
Kys

>>213714799
There's no chance I can eat that in a week.

>>213714770
You are redefining definitions like a communist.

>>213714799
>1000 usd
Literally nothing
A has brown is like 3 bucks. 111 hashbroens a day? EZ.

>>213714857
Submitting to women is faggotry bro.

>>213714864
Thats nearly 20000 calories

>>213714921
You're a big guy

>>213714921
is that bad?

>>213714799
not a chance, i feel like garbage when i eat there and only the shrubbiest of shrubs actually go to mcdonalds
i saw my first america-tier fats there

>>213714799
Nah, you'd have severe sodium overdosing by the 50th burger.
You could try it perhaps with the most expensive items in a high income country like Norway or Switzerland, it'd decrease the physical amount of calories.

>>213714907
No doing gay stuff with a man is faggotry.

>>213714799
easy 1 million for pro bodybuilder on steroids who's bulking for a competition

>>213715014
I never said it isn't. But submitting to women is also faggotry. And I am the expert on faggots.

>>213715060
in 36 hours? He has to not sleep. I can't imagine anyone doing this honestly.

Someone ChatGPT what $1000 in McDonalds looks like

>>213715126
Its not even hard some pro like beard will do it the problem is when you have to shit and without anything to move your bowels it will be hard since mcshit is rancid plastic slop that will destroy your intestines

>>213715156
I already did that and it's like 30 kilos worth of slop

>>213715224
only 30kilos...hm I thought it would be more.

>>213715071
What do you mean by submitting?

>>213715271
Submitting to her will you autistic retard

>>213715293
Nobody says you've to do that.

mcdonalds doesn't serve alcohol in the us but it does in south korea and some europestan states including serbia
a liter of beer at serbian mcdonalds is ~$1.30
769 liters of beer in 36 hours sounds doable for bulgarians of balk

kek good thread

>>213715384
The woman does and most men in the modern westoid relationship do end up having to give in because the state gives women all the power in the relationship

Run for some cheap beer

This >>213715426 is the future of the brown arabic chud greek uber driver.

>>213715561
Timothee did you go the army?

>>213715454
What were those things in the back.

>>213715536
A trans gay chud?
>>213715587
No.

>>213715630
>No.
Why not?

Im unthankful i think

>>213715665
I was deemed unfit and I think I already told you that.

>brought a Greek nun to talk about the mistreatment of Christians by Israel
Based Tucker

>>213715807
That's a man.

>>213715630
I have always been a chud.

>>213715807
Based but she should have shaved to moustaki

>>213715807
wouldnt

I miss McDonald's

It just kinda do be slappin sometime

Pray for my health im going on a beer run like im dmc

>>213715891
whats your order fatty bumbaty?

>>213716031
Whenever I go to Europe I order 4 cheeseburgers and 1 double cheeseburger menu with large coke and fries

>>213716069
I used to do Bic Mac menu with a coke, double cheese and additional fries

>>213716069
Are you fat?

>>213716164
75 kgs currently

i want to kill someone

>>213715630
>>213715665
If there's ever been a ι5 then it's definitely timotheos

whats going on why did the thread slow down all of the sudden?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zSkoc_EQLQk

baysd redman

i googled it and you can buy the little chinese plastic toys in mcdonalds without buying the happy meal, each toy is around 2 dollars so hve the option to eat 500 plastic toys if you dont want to eat the burgers
buying a 1000 ketcup packets and slurping those instead could also be an alternative if youre too much of a sissy to eat macroplastics

>>213716358
I'm thinking about Greece

>>213716358
Watching some kino

>>213716345
What do you mean?

>>213716358
Uhhh how old is she
>>213716542
Taxi Driver?

which one is balk eating first, for me its the purple nutsack

>>213716774
nekoi gledal li e nai dobtiqt bulgarski film Лeшпep?

>>213715807
Nevermind she's the sister of a libtard anchorman in America: George Stephanopoulos.

>>213716865
>Stephanopoulos.
really?
Hes the glowiest nigger, had dinners with Epstein and everything

What does ι5 mean?

>>213716913
Yeah, she simps too hard for muslims in the video instead of trying to focus on the hardships of the Christians in the land and I had to look more into her.

>>213716913
This dude looks like my grandpa
>>213716740
No, murder on the orient express

>>213716994
Is she muslim? why is she wearing that thing?

>>213715891
I made 10 birthdays in Kapistec and Aerodrom McDonald'ss, 8 years in primary school and 2 years in preschool. Great times

>>213716740
old enough for kisses?

Hello don't ignore me what does it >>213716931 mean?

Also these vero markets are of some guy from greece but some people say he's aegean macedonian

>>213717030
She's an Orthodox nun, that's how they dress

>>213717089
Intel Core i5 processor

>>213717116
oooh, ok

>>213712866
it is important tatar, it connects to moldova

>>213716931
fivesome with black guys

>>213717229
i thought the moldogs were now filthy globalists

>>213717289
I have no idea what you're talking about, but half of the territory of Moldova is already within our borders.

>>213717320
I thought you hated moldovans because they voted against georgescu and simion

>>213717448
You might be confusing me for someone else. I don't give a shit about the elections here.

>>213717053
I see

dj anka harrasseed once more

>>213717480
Indeed I was if that's the case

>>213717498
>Whooooooooooooaaaaaaaa buddyyyyyyyyy
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213717525
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEE MAMA TI DEBA PREKINI DA ZAMARAS LUDACO PICKA TI MATERINA TATARCINOOOOOOO

also

ne zamaraj k

tenjku

>>213717548
I don't speak serbian

Think im done beer running half way through bros its unbearable these days plus i can take a break

>>213717138
>>213717236
What's wrong with you?

>>213717498
crazy how just because stab is a little guy manlet they treat him as a jester and laugh at him, if he was like 6'6 300lbs they;d all be murdered by now

including everyone in here

>>213717498
>5:38
6 am in skopje

>>213716931
I'll lay the explanation to you, stinky timmy

In the Greek Army, when you enlist you get medically checked out and get ranked ΣΙ 1 to ΣΙ 5 (Σωματική Ικανότητα, meaning Physical Ability) and it's colloquially known as Yota 1 to Yota 5 with 1 being in top health (aka the guys eligible to serve in Spec Ops) and with 5 being "getting deferred/dismissed on medical grounds and sent back home"

In other words, he knows you didn't serve because you're broken to the core.

>>213717592
that's macedonian, buffoon. what type of bulgarian are you

>>213717601
Thats what i5 means

My characters in incelibacy spergstorm. The insurgency gimp and the stereotypical smooth operator with the oakleys and the beard and the backwards cap.

>>213717662
>that's macedonian
never heard of it

>>213717646
what did you get

>>213717646
I'm not broken to the core I only have autism.

>>213717498
he has such a cool daily schedule
>wake up
>spit on your father
>post cock on instagram
>call diana a whore
>throw ashtray at mother
>post cock on 4chan
>tell cia to fuck off
>try killing yourself
>fail
>send cock to cia
>call diana a whore
>argue with yourself in your bedroom
>sleep

>>213716931
Are you Greek?

>>213717779
Sounds just like Terry Davis

>>213717805
No.

>>213717779
hug rick after failed suicide
post pic on balk

>>213717805
I am

>>213717855
prowl through 5 caaffees to look for unbanned IPs

Too many books to read, not enough time.

>>213717889
Prove it

I think there is a new arab family living close they are so loud on the streets talking on the phone these people should be killed.

>>213717926
I have watched Kostadinu ke Eleni and Seferlis.
I was a Peggy guy personally..

>>213718056
Um sweety that's mental derangement

Seek help

>>213718074
Says the manic homosexual transvestite.

Why couldn't my turk parents spawn me in Germany Why do they have to spawn me in this commercial shithole. I will never forgive them.

>>213717899
such a busy schedule
im surprised he has enough time to make cat noises

>>213718062
>I was a Peggy guy
Honorary Greek with based taste

Watch Eftyhismenoi Mazi for picrel

>>213718160
he is a turk and he takes it in the ass

>>213718212
The perfect cat sound is a time-consuming process as it requires one thousand takes

>>213718217
I don't remember that although I know the main actor, he used to play a cop on some other old show.

>>213718259
It's my culture bigot

What is this shit in my feed i never watch nigball

>>213718407
You will watch the niggerball bigot

>>213718335
you said it bud
kek
With every new revelation it's getting funnier and funnier.

>>213718335
you should get tsangal to bum you while envergal watches, tell him that theres nothing straighter for a man than watching another man fuck his boyfriend

>>213718431
https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM?feature=shared

>>213718434
Tsani was too gay for my liking. I much prefer dating a proper man like enverbey. Our dynamic is so much better. The only thing that sucks is that I don't see him enough but once I start work full time we'll probably rent a place together. :>

>>213718407
Shitgal the transvestite american the third from left.

>>213718518
I am not a negress bro

>>213718463
LOOOOOL
he wasn't wrong sadly

I think I'm managing to get them to come and post here in balk.

Kendini öldür, travesti

>>213718217
What happened to Seferlis, I heard they tried to get him cancelled or something because of jokes. He used to have hot mamas on his show and his theater shows.

>>213718567
The future is queer bigot.
>>213718599
As you are aware, since you are a supporter of USA and NATO ergo you defend my right to exist.

>>213718628
>The future is queer bigot.
not really, you overstepped your welcome

>>213718693
No sweetie you pay shekels to EU to support the right of faggots to March in Sof*a

Don't like it? Well how very undemocratic of you.

>>213718513
tsani basically trooned out for a while amd posted his nudes on pol larping as a woman so its no surprise that enver is manlier than him. tsani also broke shit around the house and threatened to murder you when he was on xer period so the dynamic is probably better with enver too.
what is tsangal up to these days anyway, did he full troon out or is he still larping as a orthobro?

>>213718781
Not really.

>>213718820
click bait media articles are not reality

>>213718854
lel
ok

>>213718863
>anti-gay according to EU liberals
I'd take this one with a grain of salt sweetie

>>213718898
It's signed into law, they just reported on it.

>>213718912
Unbeknownst to you people can partake in homosexuality freely whether or not some kike in government passed a law making rainbows a propaganda symbol to appease the rabble.

jebat cu ti mater majmune mali

>>213718980
ummm sweaty the aids is akshually inside your ass...ok bub?

>>213719007
U PICHKU MATERINU

>>213719010
I'm just saying this law does fuck all. If it triggers some shitlibs good for you, enjoy your 'victory'. But it does fuck all.

durmon siki6 bubu

>>213719056
omofilofilos

Stormclouds, fire and steel
Death from above make their enemy kneel

Shining armour and wings
Death from above, it's an army of kings

I'm going to sleep my head hurts okay bye.

>>213719206
gn bro

>>213719119
Homophilosopher

Is anyone going to bake or should I hit the bed?

>>213719206
same, gn
>>213719349
hit the bed nigga