Thread 213723499

Onslow edition

the american gf

Constructionberg spaffing sand and little particulate matter all over the sidewalks. Terrible for longboarding and actually quite dangerous.

Unfortunately it's almost impossible to detect until an incident.

>>213723523
they do not look like this
american women are fat

I've been cleared by the government to start my new job lads
I start next Monday

>>213723511
It's his birthday

The smell is incredible.

>>213723569
I’ve been treated by the owner of the store to one six pack of beer

>>213723629
what kind of beer?

>>213723523
Some American women look like this. Some are fat.

>>213723661
They didn’t tell you?

eating cornflakes

Got a feeling I’m gonna be diagnosed with cancer in a year or two, can feel like coming.

>>213723749
granny fuckers get the rope...

>>213723749
that's a sex thing
okay then.....

>>213723749
Grim as

>>213723749
Didn't even have to scan my id in for this one. Sir Keir Starmer loses again!

>>213723749
That’s hot

what is it

>>213723749
read the 'plies and simply shan't

>>213723838
>>213723846
It’s a gilf have sex with a younger man

>>213723838
an old hag getting fucked.

My armpits reek (I like the smell though)

>>213723749
Knew it wasn't too late for Nanberg to start her acting career

>>213723559
Wrong.

>>213723749
well the replies made this sound much worse than what it actually is
y'all are soft

>>213723871
looks more like she's doing the fucking

so what we all up to then

>>213724097
the spiders are tormenting me and i have to go wank in a cup in a few hours

>>213724097
Huffing Emma Watson's pooey farts.

>>213723749
dang I saw this on /gif/ and thought it was amateur porn, knowing it's from a movie kinda make it lose a kernel of it's appeal

Posting y'*ll in /brit/ should be a bannable offense

Reading about the spontaneous appearance of Aryan children from Nigerian parents

>>213723499 (OP)
can't tell if this is a harry enfield character or a RLM character played by rich evans

>>213724129
Albinos?
Many such cases

pay gorn

>>213724179
NOT albinos

>>213724199
Iranians?
Many such cases.

>>213723749
hot

my gf is half white half native american

>>213724232
NO FISTING THE GORM, KIRK!

>>213724236
me too
can I be your gf?

>>213724097
waiting for my salads and taquitos to be delivered
sipping lemonade
listening to people chat

canada is currently on FIRE and you're doing nothing about it

>>213724159
you've never seen keeping up appearances?

gotten up to 120kg because i eat too many takeaways

based
nukies on the ropes

>>213724261
Bro...
bro...
just roll a joint and walk down to the 7-11. Get yourself a bladder buster slurpee for the walk back.

>>213724268
We're hoping the smoke puts the wasps to sleep and drives the mosquitoes and blackflies into the US.

>>213724126
y'all can't ban me

>>213724268
australia was on fire in late 2019 and early 2020, but then got completely overshadowed by chinky flu and everyone forgot about it, i'm still mad about that

>>213724278
don't have any weed or a 7eleven nearby :(
and the nearest convenience stores are all miles away
anyway the driver's here

>>213724321
how on earth was that nearly 6 years ago

jupiter and venus kissing soon

>>213724348
the jews have been meddling with the timeline obviously, the past 6 years have only actually been a few months

Reading schizo Nigerian posts

>>213724272
been liftin
missusborough keeps asking how I'm putting on weight when it looks like I'm losing weight
>iunno, been liftin

>>213724345
the fuck are you guys doing down there?
And where did those taquitos come from?

>>213724391
it's a restaurant called sharky's

>>213724349
I like this

>>213724423
Alright. You're free to go.
This time...

morning lads

CORRRRR Kelly Reilly CORRRRRR
Yeah?

>>213724529
Good morning Swedish Kitten. How goes it?

can't sleep

thinking about my sleep paralysis demon, pic related

always find that former alcoholics tend to have big (almost pleading) eyes with a vaguely sinister edge to them

>>213724662
my celtic brother

oof

>>213724664
most addicts do, the wide begging/remorseful look usually comes with long periods of sobriety, but that hard edge is from a lifetime of thinking "Fuck you. I'll sell your car for scrap. That'll keep me high for a day or two."

live, laugh, poo

>>213724901
me when I'm getting fucked in the ass against my will

brits be like: no more polish immigrants, we only want indians and nigerians and australians

>>213724966
give me the black irish girl in the back

pesto pasta for breakfast perhaps

woke up sticky and smelling like piss

>>213725109
Sorry, I get excited sometimes.

>>213724966
>GAJOOJ
>t. Brian Griffin

don't understand the moustache/mullet aesthetic at all. hope they all die.

>>213725220
Sadly, they're likely to outbreed the rest of us.

>>213724747
nice

any other issues going on you might want to address keir?

>>213725271
I wonder if he'll split rent on El Salvador.

Cavalry (2014). Pretty good...

>>213725325
but who killed the dog?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d0j2y3w3eo
imagine telling your girlfriend of TWO MONTHS that you hit a bloke with your car, fled the scene then came back to bury him lmao. absolute retard

sir adolf starmer

>>213725357
Nigga... I'm not that far yet

>>213725381
should have made it clearer in your post you hadnt finished

>>213725271
why did he just make the same tweet 4 times in a row over 2 days

>>213725390
I should have... What do you think about all these ...'s I'm using...

'za delivery toil looms

any sulky sad men in?

How common is the Onslow phenotype in Britain? Have you met any as based as him?

:(

>>213725466
Like most Britons, he is inbred

>>213723499 (OP)
Great show. Dad watches it still.

>>213725455
*raises emaciated arm*

Eating a pork pie in bed like a king of old

>>213725564
they did that did they

*getting kicked int he balls* (8) oiy reckon yew onely cumes four black men innit? (good night white pride in background)
those people...

>>213725612
baffling post

>>213725484
massive problem not for me

toby

remember to report the Belgium flags posts (and the post he makes every time throughout the day on his UK flag) for being compete dogshit and unwanted, to get him out of the general. thanks

Forget it Toby, it’s Janny Town

went outside for a mentalist tier span of the shortest road you ever seen, going out today for 3 hours (walking probably less than 2 miles), and futhermore, there was basically no Pokemon there to try the new thing on (when in the past there have been too many too even stay afloat w Pokeballs from the stops)

went outside for a mentalist tier span of the shortest road you ever seen, going out today for ~hours or 2 hours 20 minutes if you want to be picky (walking probably less than 2 miles), and futhermore, there was basically no Pokemon there to try the new thing on (when in the past there have been too many too even stay afloat w Pokeballs from the stops)
I need to sleep but can sit in here and report the r9k avatarflaggot LQ spam posts they make from their notepad and/or discord
P.S. youre not white

Fake mousey :/

>>213725667
don’t know what this means mate could you speak english

I do hope that today you will report them and be on top of it better
once I get back from muh slumber and clear my cookies I shall be filtering the Canadian posts. it is not fair at all that one person (from r9k, spaintard - DTFIC - a parasite) - is allowed to get an entire country filtered on int, because he wanted to undermine the point of the board because he gets no attention elsewhere (he is a very shitty person you see)

>>213725712
reported. STFU parasite. sorry if you are a well-meaning random person and not the parasite freak that just 5 seconds before your post (and every time he is online) reposted the image I just posted again

not seen fake mikey in a while

i can repost the mice

reported because you are annoying and because making you eat my shit every day is not enough. bullying retards is not fun. reported reported so you understand I am reporting you (because obviously the jannies or mods shouldnt/wont do anything about that thing)

>>213725759
the Pokemon Go YouTuber woke up early (to go to do the team Rocket Go raids), said that "if he gets the target Pokemon in that run he can go back to bed" - probably because it would make a lay-in and more sleep or the bed feel even better, winning. it feels the same right now but in reverse because I am just going to filter you, and that is a good thing. it is a good thing to filter you (and these posts)
good to get the parasite out a bit

you're not allowed to announce reports

catbergs being on a non-stop mad one

horsé

do you go somewhere to read a book lads?
i could read in my smelly bedroom but if i have my devices and other smelly bedroom-related habits nearby and easily accessible then i think i'm more likely to get distracted and never get any actual reading done
on the other hand, i'm a bit on the fence about becoming one of those wankers who reads books in public, as if they're making a show of how intellectual they are

>>213725759
>>213725786
prove that youre not a robot before I filter you just for some closure. please prove to me that you are a real human being just putting in 0 effort or not functioning properly

made myself an instant coffee

>>213725799
go to the pub

>>213725812
I can mentally filter these posts. you arent avatar fagging in this post with a flag on int like cancer. you really should kill yourself

>>213725823
can't possibly do that, the current book i'm reading is partially about the destructive nature of alcohol

>>213725804
i like horse

Mousey melty!
Mousey melty!

I should thank you (in case you go kill yourself, or I die, or I have kids in the future), because I think you were sort-of a way and in the same as my mother for me when she used to tell me things as a kid about punishment for being a bad kid. you were my punishment for being an annoying little spastic that everyone else in the family had to take care of. you probably got it somehow but yeah I spent like an entire 3-6 months wondering if you were some close family relative to me just taking out all of the anger he must have stored up taking care of me

>>213725484
Sir Sullivanalluh

>>213725858
reported
for spam/flooding and irrelevant catchphrase. I will be (continuing to) report(ing) all of your posts, just wanted to let you know that it has been ongoing and will also continue. that *clicking the report button* I have been doing at these posts is the whole extent of "how totally buttmad" you are making me every time, and how people ITT really do care and think your post is so good outside of your r9k buddies
grow up. youre an actual shame to us all

>>213725876
Do you like pork pies?

>>213725484
Solution: Mandatory Anglo/Pakistani intermarriage

wish they never added kourend to osrs, fucking stupid pandering to yanks by putting a fantasy version of america in the game

that was your attention, retard. "I reported your post"
see you tomorrow for much of the same

Toddlerberg just standing in his cot like a lemon. Go back to sleep you little bastard

me and the missus

reminder to report the Belgium flag (DTFIC) when he shows up later, even if youve got him filtered. I dont want any excuses and I will be ignoring HIS reply he makes every single time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpcWx164bZE

he wants to stay in the onsen !!

By the way the lad that said “crew” was correct and someone called him a dumbshit

Some real intellectual heavy hitters in /brit/

>>213725938
ily mouseman

nice ears

>>213723749
Prince Harry’s first time

>>213725964
he is incorrect. it will be "cw" repeating because it never gets to the center

White people are truly the purest people on earth

>>213724272
up to 150kg myself

left the house 4 hours ago with more supplies and Pokemon than I do have now

>>213725994
W RIGHT
RE CENTER
C LEFT

DUMBASS

>>213726008
by the way dont say "white people are the master race" or whatever you said yesterday

>>213726033
White people literally are the master race

We are innovative and benevolent and we don’t all have chips on our shoulders like the rest of the dirty masses

>>213726025
it never goes to the middle position mate
>RIGHT
>get C
>LEFT
>get W
>RIGHT
>get C
and so on

sweating like a pig

>>213725938
OK thanks for the reminder sir

Ghosted the job interview.

>>213726043
youre a black supremacist in real life/inside

>>213726044
Interesting how you say this and yet “crew” was the correct answer on the show

DUMBASS
LOW IQ DUMBASS

You’re making me uncomfortable

>>213726048
you can say it
you dont require constant reminders like that either - which is how you made it seem. I hope you dont feel "kept in between the lines" at all by anything or any groups etc., but just know that you dont have to feel guilty about anything

>>213726008
mad how whites are treated as the boogieman

>>213726079
We will take down Belgium flag once and for all

>>213726105
I want this instead of kind words padding my feelings and sucking my dick
I want the r9k people removed from this thread (and website), and the thread needs that if it is going to be better. being low quality even by 4chans standards, and getting reported on 4chan (or even just "haha I got banned. TROLLED!") is bad. imagine being compared to 4chan and being out-casted
there was another point in the post. but it is that I want him taken out of this thread completely

Need a broad to go bug mode on my penis like this

but im sorry if 4chan "before my time" was copy-pasting the same 4 posts to the thread, 3 ads, and reporting images posted to the website. im sorry im im wrong and the people going "mods! janny! he is NOT allowed to post this image - or do this, or that!" and reporting the posts, and announcing reports (that being his whole persona) - was 4chan at any point in time, before or after the normies and racebait came

nary a syllable

im not waking up any time soon but in the middle of the day right in front of his face, start talking about him (like this). watch how mad he gets. you dont get it about the reporting him and how he reacts to that because I am looking deeper. I think that if you did that you would get a good reaction out of him. be careful with replying to me, he has his lapdog sitting here to relay what you say back to him via Discord
I dont give a shit about crashing the entire thread and will go as hard as I want so long as I am ignored in the daytime and nothing has changed

need a fluffy animal to cuddle

White people need to retreat to Aman, the undying lands

white people need to holocaust he people like BE flag and r9k posters like the Jews do

>>213725923
Finding out she was Turkish was my 911

>>213726240
>knowing who some random whore on 4chan is
Go back to your country immigrant

hoping I wake up in 4 hours and get 1.5 hours of catching rock/flying types in Pokemon Go

Never seen a 9/11...

yep I definitely know what nettles taste like

>>213726286
pokemon GO to sleep

is it true what they say "everything is bigger in texas"

=D

borg glyph

Call of Duty 2. Liked that one. Never played the first...

Everything so utterly boring, and pointless

Modern journalism has become a joke
Who am I to trust

having a lovely cup of coffee

getting blacked

yawning

>>213726504
isnt it like midnight in merica

ate some liver pâté that was not refrigerated over night, today could be a massive gamble

>>213726504
asdas own for me

>>213726643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3VevzFrao&list=RDFY3VevzFrao&start_radio=1

it is but im up

woke up at half 5, wide awake and well rested

drugs
drugs
drugs drugs drugs

the 'bergs

not had a proper poo in ages
need to sort my diet out

>>213726712
they look old and tired and sweet give them kisses

Entering Jennings Beach, Fairfield CT @ Twilight.

>>213726680
was so depressed when that happened because it meant i was old and no longer a growing boy

>>213726712
cute bergs but your house looks stinky

>>213726822
I don't agree

>>213726848
didn't realize there were people in this photo at first and the person standing up gave me a startle

>>213726874
lol. im moving there (or somewhere in the state)

>>213725627
Well it is because these cunts require more dedicated time and health resources, guess who pays for them. That's right, the tax payer. And even if you don't pay taxes, these cunts are taking more money as benefits that could be going to you...

MLK always reminded me of my dog Murph growing up. Real knows real I guess...

>>213726898
it looks really nice
nice photos beautiful sunsets

Our lives and actions and sins and good deeds will be documented in the blockchain.

There will be no hiding it. It remains as abstract as the amount of time that it takes to read it. Probably with a Unix timestamp down to the second. If the homework blockchain gets updated 5 minutes before midnight all at once then everyone will know. It muts. Otherwise, reality will simply not be as it is.

Perhaps it will provide humanity the opportunity to muse on whether the ends justify the means.

sex with a womans weiner

>>213723499 (OP)
Great edition

>>213726962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTmbdDQ16A&list=RDKWTmbdDQ16A&start_radio=1

>>213726972
>weiner
FOY

>>213726997
US words for things are just better than ours. it's just more clear

>>213723559
>>213723687
She is fat.

cant wait for this blasted summer to pass

You look like a cut of fuckable meat.

this cut of fuckable meat looks dangerous

>>213727126
Why are you racist?

Me? I'm assigned male at birth and pregnant with a ripping fart,

pretty sure I didnt have to wait 120 seconds for every single post until today

sucking a gay

just heard someone say “it’s so over for jewcels” on my podcast

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why do youtube premieres say starts at 7:45 when that only starts a further 5 minute countdown. the real start time is 7:50

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213727341
will it stop belgians from ritual posting cuck shite on /brit/?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

What do you think of rising English musician Chloe Slater?

>>213727409
Ugly

Aisha, Sara, and Rosie

>>213727126
it's so pretty and there are birds there too <3

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213727469
when i move you can come visit me ;>

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213727482
thanks sounds nice maybe I will when I get my car

get the belgian reported

yay we did it

Another day in my ugly runtish freak incel life

>here's your davros bro
what went wrong?

>>213727634
watching modern doctor poo

the music in the youtube videos posted in this thread synergizing with the chemicals in my bloodstream

posting from sunny poland

>>213727666
repeating digits

Interesting...

>>213726063
dumbshit

>>213726712
berg on the left cant be arsed

should i post something new or just spam the same boring shite as every other day

>>213727700
I asked it if the Israel genocide of Palestine was bad and it avoided saying yes. Then I asked if the Russia invasion of Ukraine was bad and it immediately said yes. Then I asked why it responded yes to that but not Israel and it started saying
>Well LEGALLY it hasn't been determined if Israel is genociding Palestine so I can't say yes to something we don't know is actually a genocide
Fucking Jews

>>213727700
screaming

I still think it's "cent" and apparently chatgpt agrees with me so I'm right

>>213727753
Almost as if facts matter.

don't be mean to cha peachy tea >:(

>>213727781
Shalom

>>213727809
he's done

anyway I can't wait to get my venti matcha frappuccino on sunday it's going to be so great
I might add lavender to it or something else
I definitely have to cut the matcha in half like last time otherwise it will be too much caffeine for me

Rorke shaking that THANG his momma gave him

>>213727810
oh he's so cutie

>>213727849

https://youtu.be/kTaOKSt-bZ8?si=_j2hlqj9Ig5jgfpZ
Speaking of which....

>>213724126
“y'all” is the most raped word. It’s been transformed from a faustian callback evoking blood memory into a longhoused quirked up reddit shibboleth

why is android so laggy

>>213727885
Your language deévolving

>>213727901
Tried restarting it

>>213727879
ai is really amazing

Trumpty Drumpfty sat on his phone,
Trumpty Drumpfty yelled all alone.
All the king’s MAGA and all the king’s spin,
Couldn’t make Trumpty a winner again.

going to try and get some rest. hopefully i wake up feeling a bit better

double barrel surnames need to be banned

>>213727946
good luck

chewing chewing gum

That Belgian freak got banned.
Lads.
We have 72 hours of peace.
I love you /brit/sisters.

this ruddy jetlags done me in

>>213727700
The jews have done the irish there

>>213728029
>72 hours
lol
What is blud waffling about

del boy is kind of swarthy

instagram reel of a paki telling me why the UK is not being overrun by pakis

clown world

>>213728102
all true cockneys are

>>213728108
saw a post yesterday about an ikea in london somewhere closing and all of the comments were pakis with islamic scriptures in their posts and blacks going 'nooo i remember this its my hometown!!'

Nasty feeling about in the air today

Open borders for pissrael

Olaf Falafel: We named our children War and Peace – it’s a long story.

Andrew Doherty: At my lowest, I was kicked out of the museum for being inappropriate with Michelangelo’s David. I’d hit rock bottom.

Bella Hull: I just got a personal trainer. She’s horrible to me but my body goal is a thicker skin.

Rob Auton: Everyone is worried about AI. I’m more concerned with what the other vowels are up to.

Ian Smith: People who say bath bombs are relaxing have clearly never tried to carry one home in the rain.

Amelia Hamilton: I love getting Latin chat-up lines. I carpe every DM.

Sikisa: This spider has been in my house so long, it should pay half the wifi. As a web developer, it can afford to.

Chris Grace: I went on a date with a matador but there were too many red flags.

Candace Bryan: America is like my ex-boyfriend. Our relationship was toxic, when I left everyone called me brave, and now every morning I pull up social media to see how ugly he’s getting.

Rajiv Karia: I’m not nostalgic but I used to be. Those were the days.

>actually, REAL rich people are frugal
might be my favourite cope
Sure mate, the bloke with a patek philippe for every day of the week is just like you and not of those flashy new money types

firstly david jason was up to no good irl
secondly only fools and horses isn't funny
thirdly I don't care about danger mouse

>>213728168
it cant go on like this

>>213728236
You don't matter

>>213728217
nah its true

this thread has been going for so long. are brits really THIS sleepy?

>>213728236
m8 he literally fell through the bar

>>213728217
No clue what you're talking about or who you're arguing with but your post reeks of seethe and cope

>>213728308
All the normgroids have fucked off on holiday at the same time because they're sheep

>>213728029
>72 hours
You are so thick canslad

>>213728297
going to start defending a nonce now are you?

Need Emma Watson to just unload and release a torrent of chunk shit right on my face.

>>213728236
The generation born in 1960 and the one born in 2006 would both find "Uncs shit himself" funny

why are there so many potholes nowadays

>>213728352
All funds must be syphoned to Israel and NATO

>>213728332
literally through the bar!!

>>213728332
He is not a nonce

since when do you need to solve captcha to see your ban?

>>213728338
yeah but shes half french do you want foreign shit on your face

lads...

>>213728450
We'll all be dead or enslaved by then

>>213728450
gta 6 before skibidi rizz shrek 5 drops what the helly

>>213728400
No she isn't.

Alright lads how many of us are 30+ and on benefits haha

>>213728450
ffs i was excited

>>213728502
lmfao

when will I be able to buy an AGI sex bot?

>>213728502
i'm 30+ and on parent's benefits i.e. they give me money to live cos i dont have a real job

>>213728502
will be next year

>>213728502
haha yeah me

>>213728488
yeah she was born in paris and has a french mum

>>213728502
good grief not me

>>213728502
Me haha.
€244 every Tuesday.

>>213728580
wtf femcels are on the rise?

i deliberately don't say anything bad about AI so in the future I'll survive while the rest of you are getting murdered by your airpods

>>213728611
>>213728611
>>213728611

>>213728507
>>213728518
>>213728524
>>213728532
>>213728563
where did it all go wrong?

>>213728667
around 13 i'd say when a girl was interested in me but i didn't like her but her fitter friend (who had no interest in me) so instead of experiencing normal "romantic" relations at that age i experienced nothing
that has led to over 20 years of inceldom no sex no girlfriends
mad to think if only i "settled" for that girl back then i'd almost certainly have not turned out this way as i'd have the experience and confidence from a young age