Thread 213748553

she's a bad psych edition

its too FUCKINg hot im SICK OF IT

Goran…

Walkers just announced they're introducing two new flavours permanently to their standard crisps range in the UK.
One inspired by Japan, another by India.
The flavours are Sticky Teriyaki and Masala Chicken.
Thoughts? Will you be trying them?

CLARKSOOOOOON

>>213748553 (OP)
Make a real bad psyche.

>>213748604
shame he didn't live to see them cleared out, but thanks to him, we will

>>213748604
CLEAR THEM OUT

>>213748614
i'll try them but i don't much appreciate the fact they've removed the black bbq ones from the multipack
also i think teriyaki is over done

hi lads please see this important post >>213748618

anyhow, it's the first round of the league cup tonight so who are we all supporting?

wen small boat cronem notice m2.8 perfect katy

need maddie gf

>>213748657
>the reddit whores are the best ones
yes lad

>>213748647
What's wrong with this one?

>>213748553 (OP)
Make a real bad psych edition, fool

>>213748655
>get on reddit

>>213748655
dunno not much of a football watcher
man city in? used to watch them kick the ball with my mate before she died so probs them

someone find me a sex porn to watch

My ex-girlfriend is black and she now posts weird borderline basically anti-white shit on TikTok all the time. Makes me feel so weird watching it, like I wonder if it was inspired by me as we didn’t have the nicest break up.

>>213748712
want a nice gay one?

>>213748695
What's wrong with this one?

cherry pickuns we gon rob dis ol lady

Imagine disrespecting the message of bad psych like this

>>213748744
What's wrong with this one?

>>213748730
don't care just need need bodies rutting against each other sexily

now i'm on r/loveafterporn
it's full of women overcoming the trauma of finding out their bf watches porn which they call DDay

>DDay was around 1.5 years ago. He had some small relapses in the first few months. I kinda thought we were in the clear and moving forward, but always half expected a relapse.

>He used AI to get pictures of porn stars, and got off to that.

might eat the noodles then

that fucking bitch!

might drink drive to mcdonalds

>>213748663
>m2.8 perfect katy
never seen a katy this tall

>>213748726
You’re Irish diaspora aren’t you?

I wonder how many pepes are out there in cyberspace
and how many apus
and wojes

>>213748791
Nobody cares mate, nobody cares

>>213748553 (OP)
why were they interviewing a rapist

>>213748427
He couldn't even keep his own son on board! His son disavowed William's ideas!
On the other hand, Jewish parents have no trouble keeping their children close and "on message"!

Now THAT was a childhood movie

>>213748726
Full or half?

Too scared of getting banned to post my willy again.
If anyone saw it, I posted it the night we all thought 4chan was being shut down from the OSA

>>213748791
>>He used AI to get pictures of porn stars, and got off to that.
he might want to consider simply watching porn starring said porn stars

>>213748794
super?

What we saying acca bros, is it hitting?

>>213748663
mmhmm

>>213748817
bet it glossed over colonialism

>>213748842
some korean muck

>>213748815
Wtf why is she holding a small piece of poo

Can someone explain the finance industry to me?

From how it's made out from the outside it's this garuanteed big money job sector that you get rich in and it comes across as a garuanteed thing? If you are reasonably smart you follow this career path and you get rich or very highly paid?

If this is the case why doesn't everybody pursue it, is there no risk?

If you enter finance and spent four years learning is it still possible to be making se little as someone selling used cars or an office manger at a call centre?

>>213748844
not sure i don't know anything about non league

>>213748791
There's a woman named Heather Nielsen who ran a site named 'Fight the Beast', which helped men fight porn addiction, and she's just opened an Onlyfans where she posts masturbation videos and just did a 'psychiatrist mocks your porn addiction JOI' vid too.

>>213748815
I think her message might be a fanny full of got cum thoughbeit

how do you know if you've got a porn addiction then
obviously we all dabble in a bit of porn but where's the line

>>213748860
Not really, I'd say it's message was anti-imperialistic at core

>>213748877
guaranteed
fucks sake mate get a grip

boy better known

>>213748877
gotta be a member of the tribe

where's that fucking manicott?

>>213748726
>my ex-girlfriend is black
kek you said that so casually
are you Irish diaspora?

>>213748834
She’s mixed, which now that you mention it is even more fucked because her mum and grandparents who raised her are white

Bit warm innit

>>213748892
when your second-order volition is to stop but you continue anyway

i am addicted to pornography

>>213748712
this was my favourite when i was a turbo coomer https://spankbang.com/dhu4/video/rainia+belle+rainia+in+the+rain

>>213748915
>her mum and grandparents
irish diaspora aren't they

>>213748955
erm this site is illegal in our culture

>>213748955
need to show id to view that mate can you send us a selfie to use cheers

>>213748955
dont think bloody sharia allows this mate

>>213748805
>>213748914
>>213748961
Mento illness

>>213748953
ktilm

>>213748892
I have it

Basically I have use DNS, change my router settings, use website blockers and disable apps/play store.

I'm not watching white men fuck Asian women which will give me confidence.

If you're not watching something you can self insert as, or just normal women fingering. You're attacking your self esteem and self harming.

The IDF don't post WMxF on this website do they. They post stuff that makes you feel like shit. Just as they do to Palestinians.

Post more sfw lewds
biased towards black kweens but honestly I'm horny for any race

this is proof women are more lonely than men

>>213749042
leftypol thinks this about human beings too

when they were handing out brains you thought they said trains and asked for a slow one

>>213749042
Nothing wrong with this

Would love to rock up in a full body mech suit on their shitty little island. Armed to the teeth, and just massacre them and watch them cower and flee before me as their puny little arrows ping of my suit

>>213748955
don't know how to watch this one mate

>>213749099
Cats are allowed outside bro

>>213748915
Think I might know the same person. It might be because of you pal.

>>213748892
you are addicted to porn

>>213749089
I'd love to go on a long and slow train trip one day

>>213749076
Ok yeah I'm liking this

Imagine them all running bare-footed and yellow-eyed into the nearest market village, they break down the measly bollards the local hastily erected and begin their carnage on a virtually defenceless town..

>>213749080
why is the girlfriend one restricted?

Twink bf on the cards lads

>>213749119
yeah was just thinking that actually because sometimes i get on /gif/ just to see some boobies bouncing when i'm bored

When you think about it, most women actually have pretty grim feet. Even the ones who try to take care of them only end up making them worse. Nail varnish, fake tan, etc are not a good look for feet.

Englishwomen of /brit/, heed this advice!

>>213749142
No

>>213749144
You’re a nonce.

>>213748885
just read about this, absolutely unreal lol

>>213749144
God gays are vile

>>213749144
>tee hee im gay btw :v

>>213749080
Men in their heart don't want a gf, they want a sex object.

Women in their heart want to sold on a slave market and kept in a tent by a barely literate bedouin

>>213749130
dey plunder soft snappydem and tek em all to gherkin

>>213749127
please don't wank whilst talking to me lad

>>213749144
does he have a

Play fantasy football

>>213749105
>mech suit
is that what you call your powered wheelchair?

>>213749089
When they were handing out cocks some Belgian got a small one

>>213749105
why don't you rock up to a job interview in a suit so your mum doesn't have to shamefully explain to her friends that her son is an incel neet

>>213749213
No

>>213749157
Timmy's wife's feet

>>213749203
God I hope so

>>213748604
LIBERALISM IS MORAL SYPHILIS
WE'RE NOT SORRY
CLEAR THEM OUT

>>213749201
You blew it with that pic mate. I had high hopes

timmy neutron

>>213749231
done him

>>213749105
this but at a fag parade

when they were handing out fannies you was like "oi put one on my head" and now you're a fanny head

>>213748915
Mixed girls always get the wake up call that they won't ever be considered white and dive off the deep end eventually

black sails was so fucking kino

>>213748604
mental how much shit he got right

might learn to predict the future

right well I'm off to work on my lego build

Why is fanfiction written by women full of rape
man on woman rape
man on man rape
woman on man rape
it's all rape

jarvis dickhead more like
javris cockcunt cok head

>>213749290
Hahaha
They're so messed up mentally

>>213749299
It was up until they made him gay
then it became gay

>>213749144
Don't do it you're gonna catch something mate

T. Knower

not that I want one but I suddenly grew a fanny I think I'd adjust without too much trouble

Rorke’s mum got lucky the other night, I’ll bet

The rock's gettin cooked

left me nob in the bath and it went all wrinkly

>>213749299
only jack rackham was based

>>213748817
kino

poops slipping out me arsehole like melted maltesers
what a mess

i would love to beat the face of any motherfucker that's thinking they can change me

making a folder called memes with 5000 memes was a mistake

>>213749443
Will be nominating this for most boring post at this year's /brit/ awards

got two fannies blooming on the fanny tree
ripe for picking soon

a nice big thick slice of Thin Lizzy

toenails are fucked

my bodie hurt

>>213749482
loooks fungal mate
get it picked and eaten

Got Michael Mann’s ‘Heat’ (1995) on

>>213749369
Would love to scran a log out her fine shitpipe.

The build up:
7 shots, 3 light beers, a side of chips, a build up of sweat and clogging makeup.

The pay off:
Her fake tan ridden back revealed to me as she lays her well used backside on my mough. Crispy little alcoholic nuggets of heaven falling down my gullet. Topped off with a good swig of salty honey coloured piss.

>>213749543
massively overrated

Some guy told me my exgf was looking good today as she had lost a lot of weight.
I saw her last week and she definitely hadn't lost any weight back then.
I'm wondering if she is actually dietting properly (by not eating as much) now that we've split up as some sort of gotcha to me since we broke up very recently.
At the end of the day even if she loses weight she will still have a load of loose skin and be 40 but will inevitably end up with some other bozo still up for shagging her etc.
Now I'm wondering if it's over for me and I should just accept it.

just found gfberg's stash and all her dildos are brown

might bring my steamdeck on holiday and be incellious in my hotel room

shits poo shatire

>>213749566
Aye cheers, Mark Kermode

>>213749514
imagine the smell

>>213749514
Shit after shit after shit after shit running from top to bottom

They all meet together in the huge funnel in my waiting gob.

Then streams of all shades of teenie bop piss comes to disjoint the logs with their perfect heat. Straight through the funnel into my stomach, killing me from blissful septic shock.

Sir Mark Kermode

eating crackers and watching deal or no deal

>>213749555
That’s your mum, Rorke, wind it in

do you want the good news or the bad news?

I'm not driving a Mini Metro

>>213749676
>Dr Pavel, I'm lactating

>>213749730
>gotten out of the habit
who does he think he's fooling lol

>>213749676
He's a boob guy

>>213749658
Would love to decorate her red pubes with my huge tongue.

Watching her anorexic body and puffy lips squirm as I eat her without form, like a retard trying to eat watsits through a letterbox

found a nice 40 something bulgarian prostie who i'm gonna try to sweet talk into an anal creampie
if she doesnt go for it i'll just double her fee

>>213749443
Isn't the guy on the right Irish?

Sir Seething Yank

>>213749688
in English doc!

>>213749758
Annoying Orange doing well for himself

>>213749676
Tell me about Jane
Why did she lop them off

>>213749770
bonne chance mon frere

>>213749663
Love this guy like you wouldn't believe

>BoE cuts interest rates
>my bonds go up in value
>BoE freezes interest rates
>my equity goes up in value

this is almost like cheating

>>213749770
Sad, sad life

>>213749770
You're gonna get syphillis you fucking idiot

What's Plan B?

get your coat, you've pulled

>>213749837
Why is this nasty g00k wearing blue contacts

>>213749853
mate ive been having risky sex with one night stands and prosts since i'm in my early 20s and i've been clean my whole life

>>213749837
Like playing dominos with your willie

Looking at pictures of my great grandparents and just thinking about how different the world they lived in is from ours.

>>213749880
How big is your penis?

Developing a fine hunchback

The 'every politician and party I don't like are paedophiles' is the end of meaningful political discourse as we once knew it. Next comes the violence.

>>213749837
Pretty sure teeth blackening was to show you were married.
Something tells me this woman is not married or faithful.

off to the Longstanton spice museum

>>213749913
Yeah, and you should also think about how sad they would've felt if they'd heard that their descendant (you) would marry a dusky foreigner

>>213749938
Every politician is a paedo tho

>>213749854
run!

My back and shoulders are so fucked I've had to start going over them with a hockey ball and it is absolute fucking agony. Traps and Lats in particular but it's supposed to be good for me. this is what happens when you spend 12+ hours a day at your computer

um

>>213749916
long but pencil like

>>213749938
no one who says this is wrong however

>>213749926
ktim
dunno why it's happening tho
too young to be degeneration

>>213749993
leftypol appalled at this friendly fire

>>213749993
>racist rant at a hotel receptionist
ktim every Saturday night

Katie Price is currently on a flight to Turkey to get more plastic surgery done

When will she stop

>>213749993
So why did Ooga Mooga Djemi Mbwemi not give him a napkin?

>>213750059
she will stop at death

Rape

not many peng tings being posted is there?

Feels bad being disabled, no one around you cares or listens to you

i showered half an hour ago and my bollocks already fucking STINK

>>213750059
I wonder what she looked like before all the surgery

listen to this it'll blow your socks off

alri

>>213750112
You need to apply 70% isopropyl rubbing alcohol to them. Soap isn't all that effective

>>213750105
Sorry? What was that? Did you say something you little spazzy freak show?

>>213750131
alri Eric me lad

>>213750139
don't do this is sterilises you

>>213750131
love this little feller like you wouldn't believe
sometimes get him mixed up with the pg tips little sock monkey fellow though

why do people pretend to be scared of spiders

>>213750112
Bit of bleach will do the trick

Shun your families (except if you're Jewish)

>>213750112
Ee R I'll sort em for ya

>Suckles like a baby pig eating an trifle

>>213750117
based, fuck anglos

>>213750167
No, no, no,yes,yes,yes,no,no,yes,no,yes

All the stinky bollocks experts on tonight I see

>>213750216
Your mum does. No need to tell us

>>213750252
...yh

>>213750248
so you don't support the all natural look

>>213750248
alri vicarofdibleylad

that was my last ever gay wank

>>213750248
>2009: yes
DEARY me lad
deary deary DEARY me

mind if I turn the light off?

deep frying and eating the gfs labubus

>>213750223
>freshBALLS
oh fuck off you're not clever
hate companies like this
>heheh this is for your GONADS heh, you hear me? your wrinkly stinky BALLSACK, there's a large market of HAIRY BLOKES wanting their NUTS WASHED and WE'RE HERE to fill them IT i mean IT we're here to FILL THAT MARKET

>>213750273
Sometimes, I once had sex with a Chinese prostitute that looked like the "smells like puke" propaganda poster.

But I still had a good time.

>>213750105
That's probably because you are a drain on society if you aren't working, and they are paying for you to live but would also hate to be disabled themselves

>>213750275
screamiung

I'm afraid I have no sheathes

that was my last ever labubu wank

>>213750312
Bet you're a right laugh at parties

>>213750358
standard couple in 2025

>>213750371
Brexit benefits

>>213750377
yeah well I don't go to parties so you can fuck off yourself

I got chlamydia once. Was not pretty. It's the luck of the draw methinks, although I believe the girl in question was a total slag. Not that this was out of the ordinary for me.

>>213750341
Are you Irish diaspora?

Why don't we just shoot the migrants with the boats

*jumps in a puddle only for it to be comedically deep*

*submerges self in a slightly sickly-looking chocolate fountain*

>>213750417
Skulls are too thick

worth a tenner?

might wear a t-shirt with Crowded House on it

*eats beans with gravy*

>>213750461
hey now HEY NOW

>>213750459
no

Got Flat Beat stuck in my head now

*rapes my own arse*

back from swimming lads. it was fun.
some chinese lass was swimming the wrong way around the pool and then stopped a quarter of the way across and just started talking to her mate. The lifeguard lady shouted at them to turn around or get out.

*leans on the bar trying to be suave and cool for the ladies but unexpectedly plummets down onto the floor*

2011 I think was the peak

>>213750459
a normal tenner or a london tenner?

>>213750499
it's an absolute choon to be fair

>>213750514
i had a lot of fun that year

>>213750508
>Swimming in other people's piss

I live near a football stadium and can hear lots of boisterous drunken cheering
Wish I weren't a virginous incel runt so I have mates

>>213750461
woodface?

>>213750527
the latter

>>213750417
Cos we are ruled by subversive Juice and an unholy alliance of plutocratic capitalism and Marxists.

*dreams it's over*

>>213750544
it was mostly my piss tbf

>>213750514
It really was, everything seemed peak that year. I just couldn't get a shag from the cute Japanese lass after pretending to care about the tsunami

nuke the boats
nuke em constantly
nuke the channel
sick of it

https://www.leesandlin.com/articles/LosingTheWar.htm
the readberg

>>213750573
Don’t do that, lad

>>213750086
We need to get rorke activeeepilled

Thought on Nick Fuentes?

I've blocked gif and b so should be fine not to wank

Just wasting too much time on here again

might support the australian pop rock industry

>>213750514
Ah yes, right in the middle of the worst years of the recession. Occupy Wall Street. Massive global unrest. Brilliant. Yeah loved it. Fucking mong. You were probably like 8.

asked a woman at the bus stop if the bus i needed had gone past yet and she looked at me like i'd just asked her to empty her purse and jump in front of a moving car. I don't think she spoke English
Luckily some lad overheard and told me that, no, the bus hadn't arrived yet

>>213750605
weird gay kid in his mom's basement

The Chad INXS vs The Virgin Crowded House

>>213750508
Never fails to amaze me how clueless the Chinese are to the world around them

seeing friends is meant to be invigorating but sometimes i catch up with old mates and just feel drained

Clean shaven. Always.

>>213750632
really enjoyed this post

>>213750655
FONT

>>213750561
still no

>get dandruff lest I use head and shoulders
>get dry as fuck skin lest I moisturise

anyone else have a completely broken body
deary me

the chinese, eh?
*pulls my eyes up*
bing bong ching chong

>>213750649
happens when their rich dad ships them here to do a Masters or PHD in some shit just because of some family pride meme. Half of them are thick as fuck.

New

>>213749665

>>213750640
Glownigger

I don't get no respect

>>213750699
>completely broken body
alri théodenlad

>>213750695
then why even ask you bhenchod

The Sigma Midnight Oil

>>213750633
If she was African it's like getting blood from a stone
The best they seem to be able to manage is a grunt or raising their head

>>213750546
which stadium

>>213750751
think she was middle eastern or Indian idk

>>213750632
I was talking about Katie price then all these 2011 lads showed up, kind of like 2016 mong.
I would've been 15 or 16 and was just starting my weed obsession that would last around 10 years

Bump