Thread 213751074

Chat is this real?

>>213746014

>>213751074 (OP)
can you keep my epic thread alive for a few hours cumbros?
>>213749156

Mexicans make the worst NEWs.

Sam Hyde thinks Sydney Sweeney isnt good looking

>>213751255
he's right, sam hyde never misses

>>213751297
You think so?

>>213751193
its goshpedo

>>213751255
I am insanely horny and I agree desu. Of course she is sexy but I see more yummy girls on a normal day at whole foods.

>>213751255
she's decently attractive but she's not a 10 but she thinks she's a 10

>>213751231
You have to understand, our options were so limited back in the ancient times that we were forced to think that F.R.I.E.N.D.S. was actually funny.

How about sydney sweet tea and she's a delicious beverage

>>213751297
>sam hyde never misses
Sam Hyde is a retarded contrarian grifter

>>213751231
It's entertaining though, somewhat, in this age of internet maybe not so much but when all we had was TV it was good enough

>>213751255
sam hyde looks like a jewish mutant

What about Sydney‘s sweet tea and it’s me lapping up her pussy juice

about to poo

Albany mogs nyc

>>213751647
In what universe?

Spasibo tebe

Dua Lipa is Kosovo Albanian

just poo'd

Funny how mainstream celebrities are goyslop until a fat black lady gets mad at one of them. Then it's the most based advertisement ever and you should buy it.

>>213751803
What are you talking about loko

>>213751255
Well he's wrong. She's not a total knockout but plenty hot enough, a solid 8/10 at minimum.

>this is for my nintendo switch heads
what did he mean by that

>>213751754
so is jon zherka

>>213751828
Its her tits really

If you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you comfort me and if somehow you knew your love would be untrue would you lie to me

>swollen testicle
>lumps all over my abs
I think I might have testicular cancer bros

>>213751231
Jennifer Aniston's nipples were the only reason to watch that show

Can never go back to shitty headphones again after trying these iems, it's really so much better

>>213751932
whats the healthcare like in brazil?

An unemployed summer afternoon like this is perfect for a booze cruise but I’m too responsible (gay) to do shit like that anymore.

had a devilish idea

I suffer in brown shit

What exactly is wrong with breaking the spaghetti in half

>>213752308
Nothing

>>213752308
nothing. italians are just retarded and annoying

so when are we gooning

>>213752388
Right now actually

cousins 7 year old son is hypnotized by "italian brainrot videos" on his tablet

>>213752308
Longer is better. Why would you want a short stick?

I usually just eat pasta with garlic butter

i wish i could spend more of my time worrying about the proper way to cook a pasta than the social and economic impact of urkelkin and circlekin on my country

business idea: sepuku

want to go in the living room and play my og xbox but it is simply too hot and I cba to move my fan

look at all the fugging fees

Airfare: 977.00
U.S. Transportation Tax: 45.80
Passenger Civil Aviation Security Service Fee: 11.20
Mexico Tourism Tax: 46.08
U.S. Immigration User Fee: 7.00
Mexico Immigration Fee DSM: 11.93
U.S. Customs User Fee: 7.20
U.S. APHIS User Fee: 3.71
Mexico Departure Tax: 68.30
U.S. Passenger Facility Charge: 13.50
Total Per Passenger: 1191.72 USD
Total: 1191.72 USD

>>213752582
get a job so you can buy an air conditioning unit

I made cacio e pepe before, not a fan

pasta with dill, sour cream, and lemon juice

>>213752534
what the fuck are those profile pics and why do i see them all the time? are they just bots?

>>213752610
money is not the issue
my main window in my living room is a huge one with limited hatch windows on the bottom
the only one I could put an a/c unit in is in my bedroom which is facing a parking and common area
shan't have niggas peeping in my windows

All I’ve ever wanted to be is Seto Kaiba

>>213752610
If he gets a job, he would no longer have time to play with his xbox.

theres no tim hortons delivery here......fuck....

Vito and Johnny would have been so happy together :(((

> the first female KPop group to reach #1 on the Billboard charts is a fake group from an animated movie
grim. 3dpd in shambles.

Recommend me a PS2 game.

>>213752667
I miss that mexican schizo

indians single handedly killed your mom jokes

>>213752778
Joe mama?

>>213752752
Okami

>>213752752
why
that shit is ancient

>>213752752
gran turismo 3

>>213751932
You just got backed up cum. Give your old pipe a tug that should clear the water works

>>213752867
The pedo is dying for a (you) asking a videogame question usually guarantees you a few of those

>>213752778
I have a yo mamma joke story but nobody would believe it

I have an allergy to freshly cut grass

You kiss a whore you contract herpes
You use twitter you contract schizophrenia
There's always a tradeoff. But even if I have herpes at least I'm not an incel

Is America were Catholic he'd be a Saint by now.

>>213752719
owned

>>213752934
what the fuck................

>>213752472
I accidentally left my YouTube signed in on a tv, and when my young cousin visited I check my YouTube history and found Roblox Brain rot videos, lol

What's the point of having a threesome if you're not gonna do things with both of the other people involved

>>213752934
>Uber One
Imagine subscribing to that shit. You're retarded

I’ve had one threesome but it was with two girls

>>213752997
can't hear your poor ass over the sound of my money counter

>>213751297
The guy embarrassed himself in that Harald podcast

Took a cross state bus full of niggers. The door to the bathroom got locked shut and the nig bus driver goes "jus gotta get a knife and angle it. Dis brings me back to the projects.. you all know wha I'm talkin bout how you had to break the locks on the windows to get in"
Anyways then halfway through the ride this negro boy starts crying "dey killed my mom. My mom is dead. She's gone she's really gone. I love my mom" and on and on like that for hours
Nogs ... They're such quirky goof balls

i'm too schizo for cum but i have nowhere else to go :/

>>213753079
Try /x/

>>213753078
very believable story

>>213753078
I believe it

When was the last time you saw someone with a girl and was like yea he doesn't have money/is not the provider

>>213753078
poor guy

>>213753100
It happened. It was a Greyhound bus.
These buses are always full of colorful characters because only the refuse of society take these buses
Also on another one had a smelly sikh sit next to me and start eating dip

>Took the train
>a methhead schizo gets on
>keep pacing up and down
>gets off a station and is following a small asian lady
Scary af

>>213753147
>only the refuse of society take these buses
oh the ironing

>>213753151
And you did nothing
We live in a SOCIETY you know

I have returned to unemployment

>>213753132
I felt kind of bad cause he looked like a really young boy and was traveling alone, even though it was kinda annoying. And then the black girl next to him got up and requested to change seats saying he was a weirdo
The bus was going to Chicago, which is why i suspect there were so many black people

>>213753193
oh nice, congrats! extra free time for hobbies!

>>213753186
He was a big schizo, its not my problem

Being a pedo seems dumb, kids are stupid, weak, they will not fight back, they don't have a sense of shame or dignity and also aren't sexually attractive, where's the fun in that

>>213753169
I just didn't want to fly. I didnt realize these interstate buses are so shitty
Also had one break down in a random small town . Pretty much everything that could go wrong, went wrong on my trip

something’s wrong

>>213753231
It's good that you are fighting those intrusive thoughts

>>213753231
Presumably the sense of domination

*ding*

>>213753231
>alien vs predator

>>213753237
>Also had one break down in a random small town
When I was in France I was taking an overnight bus that died 5 times in a row at like 3am in Nice.
It was kind of surreal desu.

dey killed my mom. My mom is dead. She's gone she's really gone. I love my mom

>>213753241
i hold my head
mj gone

>>213753231
Will goshy ever recover?

>>213753237
Cross country buses are notorious for breaking down or catching on fire all of the sudden. I don’t think they’re built for it

>>213753218
thanks friend, I guess now is the perfect time to start doing shit I couldn't do while at work.

>>213753231
when people heard the word "pedo" they think of 20yo men who find 17yo females attractive btw

>>213753287
When I took a bus to Oregon it broke down in Spokane and we had to wait on the side of the road for 3 hours for another bus to come pick us up.

Not a pedo but

*invents 1700 words*

>>213753344
well that is a pedo yeah

>stupid, weak, they will not fight back, they don't have a sense of shame or dignity
you just described women in general

Government has trillions and they waste it on the stupidest shit.
They should do wacky interesting stuff like try to breed chimp human hybrids. And try to breed super intelligence by paying high IQ people to mate with each other
Instead they just spend those trillions on F-16 jets. Bunch of dumbasses

I took a bus from LA to New York and it didn't break down because we'd switch buses every few states

>>213752867
You're ancient.

I've been tried of existing since high school lads and only 40 more years to go

>>213753404
How long did it take? Did you get to see things or was it just sitting in bus for 12 hours a day?

>you are le evil and deserve death penalty if you are attracted to females who are less than 5 years younger than you
feminists really be like that

>>213753353
My bus broke down in a small Arizona town Flagstaff. Then they send another bus after 4 hours which takes us back to Phoenix, where we came from to get another bus. But then the bus we were going to get on AC broke so we had to wait three hours to get another one there

>>213753388
That's why the only honorable way to commit rape is if you're raping someone who's taller and stronger than you

>>213753422
I turned melancholic in 3rd/4th grade and it’s never gotten better
I’m not even whining about a boring normal life, mine has genuinely consistently gone massively wildly downhill since then year over year

>>213753471
God man Greyhound sucks

>>213753485
You're a gigachad winning sex having millionaire to me
It's all in your head

>>213753456
nta but you usually don't get that luxury with buses
timing is usually tight and buses are notoriously late so leaving the station is a risk

>>213753475
All rape is honorable
Might makes right, chud

>>213753398
america is already full of chimp human hybrids

>>213753553
Ooga booga

>>213727021
goshy loves children

one last thing i will say is that mentally a 12 yo female and 18 yo female are not much different
this is a fact feminists refuse to accept even tho it is so clear

>>213753398
anything interesting is not going to be publicly available info (see shit like the heart attack gun and cat spies)

>>213753398
Jews and americoids love bloodshed and violence. They live for it. It sustains them. They spontaneously invent reasons for violence if the government doesn’t kill enough people overseas

>>213753587
you are a sick human being, not so sure about the last part

Grey hair in my beard

>>213753653
I have this gray patch in my hair like cruella deville :/

I had a AIDS patient come to my office today and all he wanted was someone who accepted him and I confess I cringed about his gay ass

>>213753553
>>213753574
Yes the lipless beige skins with light colored eyes

>>213753485
I feel you anon. I got beaten up by life so early on that waking up is a chore

>mine has genuinely consistently gone massively wildly downhill since then year over year
Same, I'm actually suprised that whenever I think things could not get any worse they do.

>>213753676
when will he learn that his actions have consequences?

>>213753643
I told you he had intrusive thoughts.

>>213753676
>AIDS patient
Is he poor? WHO the fuck is getting AIDS in the current year

>>213753694
He's not aware that letting some random dude cum in his ass is bad for his his health, but then again he is black and when you've delt with them you know

>>213753765
>he is black
stopped reading there.

>>213753759
Most people don't realize that you will have AIDS in the long run.

>>213753525
So you just sit in the bus for days straight?

>>213753793
fuck you texas and fuck your lone star beer

The chaffed balls are now just wounded balls

>>213751231
This is me with every sitcom besides Malcom In The Middle.

>>213753759
People in poor countries still get it pretty frequently, places like Africa and India have higher rates of AIDS than the western world. Lack of sanitation and poor education are big factors. Also western gay culture downplays consequences it seems, with the advent of meds like PREP they don't seem to worry as much(?)

Maybe ask Brian he seems to think it doesn't even exist.

>>213753793
why listen to demonrats?

>>213753883
That's why I asked if he was poor. And if you get HIV as long as you get treatment it literally does nothing to you and won't get AIDS

>>213753883
You just know that western homos are going to end up creating super aids from their irresponsible lifestyle

Dark meat on chicken is better than white meat

>>213753883
>Lack of sanitation
HIV dies outside of the body in less than a minute.
poor browns just rape each other to spread hiv.

>>213753793
libtards are insane, the only reason anybody is on their side is because the media is on their side and they are NPC's who listen to them

>>213753952
>the only reason anybody is on their side is because
and because hegelianism/marxism is a very alluring religion.

chicken breast is the best cut of meat but it has to be cooked properly otherwise it becomes dry. t. line cook

>>213753938
Lack of sanitation includes things like poor disposal methods for medical waste. Infected syringes and other biohazard material are a common source of contagions in the third world, even inside clinical places like hospitals.

>>213753981
Dry like your vagina

when i think of the "best" cut of meat, i think "tastiest and lowest effort"
chicken breast isn't it, b/c it isn't low effort

>>213753995
i reckon dirty needles in hospitals account for less than 1% of hiv transmission in those places.

Just had taco bell

>>213754017
sounds like you are lazy and have low standards.
this is only compounded by the fact that your time is so utterly worthless in the first place.
>>213753981
this guy knows his stuff.

sent a fellow over the edge with a rather mundane comment.

>>213753981
Even perfectly cooked, the texture of legs is better

>>213754049
Taco Bell's coming to Slovenia, and just when I've given up KFC for being too greasy (they opened last year)!

How can /cum/bums stand eating fast "food"

This chick likes stuff like The Weeknd and Baby Keem and stuff. What other music will she like? I don’t want to scare the hoes. Probably like Tame Impala? Beach House? I don’t no idea what music women like.

>>213754039
It's hard to track exact sources down to percentiles, but when you look at sanitation and general cleanliness it follows suit. From Wiki:

>HIV/AIDS in India is an epidemic. The National AIDS Control Organisation (NACO) estimated that 3.14 million people lived with HIV/AIDS in India in 2023.[1] Despite being home to the world's third-largest population of persons with HIV/AIDS (as of 2023, with South Africa and Nigeria having more),[2] the AIDS prevalence rate in India is lower than that of many other countries. In 2016, India's AIDS prevalence rate stood at approximately 0.30%—the 80th highest in the world.[3] Treatment of HIV/AIDS is via a combination of antiretroviral drugs and education programs to help people avoid infection.

Most people are probably surprised to learn, though they really shouldn't be, that India has the third highest number of people with HIV/AIDS in the entire world. Compare it to the dire state of their nation's streets, sewers, beaches, and so forth and it makes a lot more sense.

>>213754092
Taco Bell sucks

>>213754110
i think it's one of those things where you can only enjoy it if you grew up eating it regularly

if i make the post, "some fatties/trannies are spamming the /running/ general on fit by word swapping "run" with "troon"," do you think i'll catch a ban for "criticising the 4chan moderation staff"

>>213754134
i stopped eating fast food in college, and i can never go back to eating it.
it just smells and tastes so disgusting now.

>>213754140
It's a very likely outcome, I was recently banished for being "off topic" despite my post being 100% directly related to the discussions at hand. The best thing you can do is make your post, say your piece, and just change your IP if necessary.

>>213754131
you are not Mexican

>>213754110
You know what I can't stand? Thereportoftheweek's longass fingernails! It's revolting!

got a "high effort" (You) that contains no relevant information addressing the point i made, either explicitly or implicitly.

>>213753793
ok but the democrats actually defend democracy, it's kind of in the name

Why are you so transphobic

>>213754238
What about his ghastly complexion and worm like fingers? It almost wouldn't make sense for him to have normal finger nails.

>>213754222
hmm. ok.

some fatties/trannies are spamming the /running/ general on fit by word swapping "run" with "troon"
it's bothering me, but i get banned for racism so often that i don't think reporting their low quality posts or spam will do anything.

>>213754254
It's not about sexual politics, he could have long manicured female fingernails and I would not care but he has these grimy long teenage guitarist fingernails while wearing male apparel and sporting short slicked back hair, which is all male-coded!

>>213754273
If you're not racist you won't get banned for racism

>>213754328
ok, and?

>>213746202
Not true. I left to find the thermostat and had a busy rest of the day

Loner
Stoner
With a
Boner

I'm about to eat some salted caramel edibles, they are so fucking good I'm buying some non THC salted caramels

>>213754092
It's good bang for the buck

>>213754110
It's the best for poorfags like me

>>213754373
there is a dating site for stoners, don't know the name

>>213754390
>It's the best for poorfags like me
wrong.

>>213754390
learn how to cook, it's fun and rewarding

I cannot stop thinking about girls literally how do I get the obsession out of my fucking mind? This fucking sucks does anyone have the same issue? Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!! Thank you

Sometimes you gotta eat fast food because your life sucks and you don't have consistent access to a kitchen

ok let's talk about something new today /cum/
how can we empower women in today's society to help even the playing field?

>>213754397
PlentyofDUDEWEED

>>213754397
They're gonna legalize owning up to three ganja plants here in Slovenia and testing for ganja on the job. I've been high pretty much every single day of the last 20 years, so you know, I'm glad and shit.

>>213754429
how would empowering women "even the playing field" and why would that be desirable?

I work at a big, world wide consulting company and just now we dropped Adobe company wide lol. Adobe on the way out finally.

>>213754423
Wym think like what's there to think about

>>213754420
I do cook most days but sometime you just dont have the time and energy. Pasta/rice get boring after a while

Whats up with that new wave of self-affirmation music that is usually just drumless rap with cinematic synths with a rapper over that? DONDA seems to have started it all

are rapists just incels with more agency?

>>213754493
Sure man why not. Just go ahead and say shit.

>>213754448
>and testing for ganja on the job
fuck, that sucks

>>213754492
i do not listen to blapipo at all under any circumstances if i can help it.
so i don't know what you're talking about

>>213754429
The next presidential elections should be only women candidates

>>213754490
>Pasta/rice get boring after a while
learn how to cook

>>213754511
course i will

women should not speak before the church, or hold any social power or influence

>>213754527
>i do not listen to blapipo at all under any circumstances
one time I was in a Home Depot, and some black girl was giving advice to a homeowner lady, I told her not to listen to a Section 8 for advice o her house

>>213753676
>all he wanted was someone who accepted him
He wanted you to fuck him in the ass probably. >>213753765
They know it's not good, that's probably why they like it they have some sick humiliation fetish

>>213754526
no, it's gonna be legal from now on. But not DUI obviously.

>>213754581
based in a cruel hearted kind of way.
i do not think i would have seen the black woman at all

>>213751231
I tried to watch it but I thought it was a less funny How I met your mother

>>213754092
KFC is revolting. Pretty much the only time i've had fast food so bad that I ended up throwing all of it away
The chicken came out in like a minute and was soggy

>>213754540
So Jason will be at the top of the fucking ticket? Thank you

rodents in the ceiling are getting pretty big i guess it's like hearing a small dog walk around in the ceiling

>>213754618
>KFC is revolting.
it was so fucking good 15 years ago

>>213754614
i thought it was a pretty good show

Lmfao
>HORY SHIT *CRASHES*

Just ate some gushers. Man, these are worse than I remember.

>>213754540
I support this but they also all have to be a size d and wear skimpy outfits
I love feminism so freaking much

Why is Canada trying to upset everybody?

>>213754649
ship 1 piloted by Sum Ting Wong and ship 2 piloted by Ho Lee Fuk
copiloted by Bang Ding Ow

HIMYM was my favorite show when I was twelve
When I was eleven it was Fresh Prince

Wont you touch me touch me
I wont let it go

>>213754559
what is this whole thing now with not knowing how to cook and being an incel holy fuck everything is incel behaviour nowadays?

>>213754551
no

got a filtered (You)

>>213754672
>Sum ting wong go check the engine I think there's an issue

>>213754493
Rapists and incels have diametrically opposed mentalities. if you had the vitality and willpower to rape, you wouldn't be an incel.
Incels just brood and internalize their frustration
Rapists usually are confident and well liked people

really tired of people not taking women seriously

>>213754711
>Rapists usually are confident and well liked people
then why are so many rapists BL*CK when no one likes them?

how i feel after that mercury retrograde

>>213754711
Donald trump raped a woman who named her cat vagina

Ate a bunch. Still hungy. Finna drink more OJ and eat ice cream.

>Son, you were mistaken,
>You are obsolete -
>look at all the white men on the street!

>>213754730
>really tired of people taking women seriously

African countries be like
>After 17 military coups and the abolishment of slavery In 2015 the country held its first free election since 2005

>>213754764
why did I, a white man, do this to them?

>>213754752
To be fair isn't like 20% of the population of Slovenia gypsy?

>>213754730
I take their pussies and boobies seriously. My penis responds immensely to women
They are very serious

>>213754791
No, they're merely Serbo-Croatian or Albanian immigrants, if the Gypsies number even 1% of the pops I'd be surprised

>>213754448
how's the weed in slovenia, do you have any pics? just curious as to how it compares to NA

>100F two days in a row
AHHHHHHHHH

>>213754832
it's safe to say that the selection is not as varied nor the gear as good

>>213754448
that's bad for you

i deadass really care about taylor swifts shitty music

>>213754845
i understand, but i am going back "home" to the balkans soon and want to know what type of shit i'll be smokin yafeelme?

Progs love latrinX immigrants despite hating actually interacting or being around them
Funny dynamic

Ohatani is proof that japs are worse than jews

Why does the Brazilian namefag keep deleting his posts?

>>213754869
>Lmao you need to let us keep a slave class otherwise you're a racist

there's a lot of melties going on today

Ichiro was the greatest baseball player that never won.

Helen Keller was just used by people around her to push agendas, she couldn't actually do anything.

>>213754935
You could not have left my horny ass around Hellen Keller

>>213754935
This. Her handler was a soycialist too

>>213754935
true

praying for taiwan. prayers up.

I watch a lot of Taiwanese porn. I would actually die for Taiwan, unlike Israel

whatever man this shits boring who cares

>>213754866
idk if the balkans are a coherent drug market or not or even what sort of skunk I get from my dealer, he's my buddy and we often smoke, drink and snort together

>>213754935
preach brother

>>213754969
why

>tropical storm turning into a hurricane
I just h*cking LOVE planning my vacations

this chicken and rice I made is so yummy

Shitting apocalyptically please keep me in your thoughts and prayers at this time

I'm going back to school applying to ucla for a film major, if I don't get accepted I will apply to berklee music school and if I get rejected I am goinf to fucking kill myself.

>>213753193
get that EI money bud

>>213754935
dont care
still donating monthly to Hellen Keller Intl

>>213755118
Rock you like a hurricane o como dicen en miami

>>213753981
thighs are just much tastier thoughbeit

ill always prefer drumstick due to ease of eating

>>213755105
prayers up

>>213754935
Yeah I believe this
There's no way you could actually prove she said all this. It's just her tapping her finger or whatever, and the person handling her can just claim it's a secret code and then just make it up

>>213755193
Eat my bussy

Needa piss

>>213755115
>berklee music school
Literally the worst idea I have every heard anyone say in this thread. Brother, do NOT do this. Also don't go to film school but, holy FUCK don't go to Berklee, for the love of Christ don't be that retarded.

>>213755206
don't stop believin, hold on to that feelinyeah

>>213754987
Jew bitches got Dem titties tho

>>213755115
tantamount to direct suicide
those are pretty high standards youve set for yourself

>>213755105
said a prayer for your butthole

>>213755220
jew milkers

>>213755211
sent this to my mom

>>213755252
NIGGA
THAT'S
NUTS

>>213755286
let him cook

ok whatever you say bardy *indian voice*

ok threads over, get on with your day

paizuri rimjob

Alcohol in my mouth NOW
Need my alchie

>>213755336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6AJnTI-FQ

my neighbour’s dog pisses and shits by my porch and now my porch smells like piss and shit
big ass somoyed pisses and shits

>>213755357
feed him cyanide

>>213755357
your neighbor doesnt give a FUCK about you

Gio Scotti is so perfect i now understand Jasonkin

pootube videos with subliminal suggestions are weird (and here's why)

>cigarette
gross

give me music suggestions for my inceldrive

the reupload site that took NSFW videos off youtube got blocked in my state for being pornographic (it is)
i didn't realize the site was jewish

smoking feels good and is good for you

>>213755467
>>213755467
>>213755467
>>213755467
>>213755467

>>213755455
Paul clayton and the foc'sal singers
The weavers
385

>>213755455
>5pm
>inceldrive

>>213755455
Ayesha Erotica

>>213755497
8pm here

>>213751074 (OP)
Is taco tariff affecting your day to day life over there ?

>>213755455
>inceldrive
fuck just realized i do this, does having a classic car make it any better?