Thread 213764699

pengen ngentot gan

hilo anime

>>213765017
esto

Is it possible for a highschool dropout to get an air conditioned white collar job?

>>213765130
That's such a braindead low bar, you can do better. Get an education you bum

we're so back

>>213765017
Great character wasted on a nepo VA.

It's beginning. Sexless young pinoy men with no future rioting against the system.

>friend invites me over to hang out tonight
>he's been going through some shit
>basically mentally unstable and could snap any moment
I'm going to meet him anyway but whatever happens, happens eh?
I'm bringing a knife with me in case SHTF

>>213766106
Well yeah when things go south you can at least do something about it.
But mentally unstable person tend to harm themsleves instead of other people ao I think you'll be fine in this situation

goddess of
wisdom
>woman
justice
>woman
beauty
>woman
victory
>woman
fortune
>woman
art
>woman
nature
woman
god of
destruction
>man
war
>man

=====
founder of university
>woman
won nobel prize twice
>woman
founder of the cross of Jesus
>woman
first indonesian to climb mount everest
>woman
first indonesian to get gold medal in olympic
>woman
first indonesian astronaut
>woman

(Reddit space)

we all know when women get access to education, they dominate men with ease

>>213766034
>tagalog incels: shoot up their school
>bisaya incels: don't exist

he got cucked tho not an incel

Ada lonte di thread ini
Ada lonte memek bau di thread ini

english ngga

I don't need an education to build, climb mountains, play sports, destroy as a man.

>>213766780
>there's a whore itt
>there's a whore with smelly hole itt

>>213766580
I guess for some more context he owes me money
I figured he's going to try and nego or wiggle his way out of paying by just killing me
>inb4 how much
About 400rb IDR

>>213766825
Lol I thought its just a matter of going out, getting some night air, and vent. If its some debt or money related thing then... good luck i guess

>>213766674
You forgot the goddess of sex is women which means women owe me SEX

have sex incel chud

>>213767202
which way /asean/ man?
or do you sail the high seas?

>>213764699 (OP)
God I miss the OG DxD art

I haven't bought a single game since 2018 is there really any vidya worth buying since then

I didn't expect there to be so many faggots in /asean/

wadidaw

she means the channel on the telly thoughalgo

>>213768372
>buying
>SEA

were gurren lagann fans

i bought balatro thoughever

poor people shouldn't be given gibs
money will amplify their retardation

>>213768372
Got Ultra Street Fighter IV on Lenovo giveaway
It's noce

What’s food in Brunei like? Can’t be too different from us/Malaysia.

>>213766780
>english egga

>>213768743
I'm waiting for my gibs so I can buy Wasteland 2 and Wasteland 3

Wide angle video footage of the recent Chinese coast guard ships collision.

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1955609420333027329/vid/avc1/720x938/LRqFhKwV4YsHpyP0.mp4

After a long consideration, I think I prefer money over love

>>213768983
I have 4chanX and I am still retarded enough to click on the link instead of embed

The point of life is actually money AND love

>>213769213
What if, I can't find love no matter what I do? Surely at some point I should just give up and focus on one thing

You can find love actually
Having money = more opportunities

You can buy gym memberships, buy better clothing, perfumes/colognes, etc.
Having all of those indicate status and that will make it easier to attract a mate

>>213769328
can't beat autism though

>2120 Thailand
>people still travel in these poverty boats
Too accurate

o algo

>>213769479
The show is so bad.

Unless you got the kind of autism where you just stare and drool all day, I don't wanna hear it

t. My friend has an actual autistic little brother. He stabbed his neighbour because the neighbour played his music too loud

>neet
>tried working as a Genshin account booster
>googled "Genshin account boosting service"
>competing with so many people
>

There's no love AND money in my country

You know account boosters use bots and scripts right?

>account booster
>genshin
grim

>>213769709
its genshin dood, definitely get banned.

everyone is playing the cute and funny horse racing game now thoughever

>>213769657
his little brother is based

>want to drink alcohol
>but doesn't want parents to find out
What type of alcohol that can last long after you open the bottle without refrigeration?

MOODDDDDD

>>213770474
already 25, but my parents is religious

>>213770500
Not religious, but more like self-imposed laws

>>213769623
Not too impressed with ep.1, seems like another one of those what does it mean to be human kind of show with aliens as backdrop

Gaming tiem

what game doe?

uhh guys?

>12am
>suddenly craving soda
what should I get I wonder

GUYS

Coke zero cause I don’t want you to get diabetes, fat fuck

>>213772179
>don't have to gayming amore
>can't pull all-nighters anymore without body getting too weak for work tmr
ERRRRR

just drink two bottles of sting o algo

.

RIP

>Super Rich
>RM784.10
Are you guys for fucking real?

>suddenly feel nostalgic
>look up "doomer"
>found a video from 6-7 years ago explaining it
>found a subreddit, all the top posts were from 6-7 years ago
I was a depressed fuck back then but I hd a "community", I felt like I belonged
It was such a different time back then, we didn't know how good we had it

red sting sucks
blue sting best

cobra better

>>213777190
Government is just retarded like that. Either that or I'm actually UHNW.

firstie depression is different from thirdie depression

firsties have anti depressants and therapy to cure their depression at least

proof?

SAAAAAAR
>>213780109
>>213780109
>>213780109

>>213779326
black coffee better

firstie just have too much time to think about pointless stuff
people with real problem have no luxury to be depressed

There will be millenial/zoomer new home owner that prefer wood flooring because "i saw firstie use it and it's look better"
Then after few week, realized why tropical houses use ceramic tiles

>>213782005
Don't first worlders use carpet and plywood for flooring? Nobody uses floor tiles here anymore because wood expands and contracts when it's hot and raining

I'm moving back to 2007
You guys wanna come?

>>213782005
hot college girl selfie in underwear....

>>213782404
Yes please.

>>213782404
No thanks, i don't have any form of entertainment at that time aside from television.

>>213768396
allegedly

Rise and shine, faggots

thats not scaramouche

it's the same hairstyle

he doesnt have pigtails thoughever

lah geblek, tiba tiba bisa akses 4chan lagi
wk..

peraturan baru kek anjing.

bago
>>213780404
>>213780404
>>213780404

look on the card

zesty ahh

brb playing tft o algo

wake up

just wait two more hours o algo

That's scaramouche cosplaying as mona

proof?

Pudding

>>213789493
jej

>>213783199
Bro, your Ragnarok/Gunbound/CS1.6 grinds?

>>213790385
I didn't own PC or any kind of console during my childhood.
Now that i think about it, my elementary(2000-2006) and high school(2006-2010) was boring as fuck since i was too autistic to communicate with people.

>>213790445
>didn't own PC
No one did. They played in internet cafes.

>>213782404
yes

>>>/r/19878463
husbando anons we were randomly browsing R-18 chatroom channels looking for any liveshows, and we chanced upon this small chatroom channel, and we were surprised /our wife/ is doing a liveshow on this chatroom channel. We have been married to /our wife/ for 2 years already but according to our promise to each other we would not have sex until we are ready for baby making. Lately /our wife/ has been going to the Japanese traditional public bathhouse to let off some steam. We didn't know /our wife/ was feeling neglected by the lack of intimacy and she was feeling so steamy and the males in the chatroom are getting elated in the chat and the moderators are implying they found a new bamboozle victim (aka. meet ups at the hotel) and we know we can save /our wife/ from these shitbags about to prey on her vulnerable emotional and psychological state? How do we respond husbando anons?

>>213764699 (OP)
/asean/fags one of these broads from a visayan girl group is preggo.

Coffee time

>>213766677
KEK got a genuine laugh out of me

>>213769678
I used to work as genshin pilot with several friends for additional pocket money before quitting in late 2023 and the business permanently closed in 2024. The market is crowded during eid and christmas end year because of national holiday and genbabies need someone to do some daily maintenance like doing dailies, spending resin, to their account. Just like people putting their cats to pets hotel while they are going to vacation themselves.
Despite daily maintenance being the most common service in here, but the biggest income from this pilot business is exploration. We charge different price for exploration (+additional charge for unfinished essential quest) and people tend to hire us to explore the most expensive region in that game that is sumeru because they cant stand having to explore that nation and finish 3hr world quest called aranara

>>213779326
extra joss supremacy nigga

>>213789493
kek

The absolute state of indo animation

soul overload

>>213792502
>>213793495
pagi

https://youtu.be/H6BsMu2qJPQ
Sex

>>213793536
pogi

ifs afternoon now thoughever

>>213792876
Every government project is like this

>>213781575
I envy firstie who can be neet up to their 40s
In here if we dont at least have 2 years of experience before 25 we literally combust to ash

>>213782404
Those were the days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b9WG9xMn9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrzvQgHavo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT8UYoStFuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV7KvMbRzAI

>Mom's in the hospital again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>213795952
Gws anon's mom

>>213795966
It's fucking tiring, man
In the ward, she apologized to me, as if it's her fault she's sick...

10 years...
10 years of my life I've been to 7 hospitals; test here, treatment there, medication here, check-up there

>>213795999
Support my thread mga kababayan
Let's show them the worth of pinoy pride

nice try wumao. Pinoys are insufferable online but we don't post like that.

>BSP (Philippine Central Bank) forcing e-wallets to unlink from gambling sites
About goddamn time

Someone I knew went from having over 10 million in asset to being piss poor because of online gambling

my friend lost 5 million

Pinoy bros are going to war with China soon?
Kick their ass

what's the game plan against their drone?

>>213796981
China's not going for a naval war after they get embarrassed by a mere coast guard
At least Japan showed their naval prowess vs Russia when they went gung ho in WW2 and China has historically been a meme naval power

I dont think they have a leisure to attack flipland when they're preparing(don't really know why they need 2027) to "reclaim" taiwan.

Do you still get asked by relatives when you're getting married or have they all given up on you?

I have 3 wives

>>213797730
my unc show me his new single coworker

You're beyond retarded if you own a property and you arrange the toilet to have the tub / water bucket on the left side of the closet instead of right

I wish nothing but extreme misery to you

Can someone post the video of asian girl with the white monster drink

There you go sir
She's a cutie

did she cut off the finger

>>213798213
thank you sir
i couldn't help but get hard everytime finally

Vietchuds… we’re joining you now…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hRG2j6f-TQ
Demi cinta yang menyala
Ku rela menggenggam bara api
Demi kasih yang mengharu
Sungguh aku rela
My coworker played this song at work, it's been stuck in my head ever since.

chuds

Hancur hatiku
Mengenang dikau

Gen Z baperan amat

>>213797870
Can i borrow one ?
>>213797259
Laser still an optimal option?

Saw a sexo hijabi girl today that makes me wanna risk every thing just to impregnate her. Luckily for her and me, I'm still sane.

haram kuffar

A lot of sites with cloudflare are down rn

>>213802265
Kiss Your Sisters

So lonely I feel like crying.

Should I do it bros?

>>213802760
Why not

but i'm shy >/////<

idgi

>EEH ADA BULEEE
>BULE KESINI BULE
>YUK KENALAN AMA BULE

FREE WEST PAPUA CHUD

>>213803475
itu mah org2 kabupaten, soalnya gw yg anak kota metropolitan sering lihat tiktoker kabupaten pada foto bareng bule

Built for BBC

gn

shes already black thoughalgo

Not enough melanin THOUGH. She needs to be blacked even more to complete the BNWO agenda by next generation.

what is your country consent age
malaysia is 16 but you still can be charged for below 18. wtf

>>213805522
It's the same here.

Why, mleibros?

Our ethnicity is now almost always being equated to being a DDS and dumb, and I hate it. It's embarrassing, really. I for one think that that family (and some Bisaya politicans) do not represent us and our culture. They have caused more alienation of the Bisaya people than uniting us with the rest of the country.

We are peace-loving and intelligent people but others fail to see it that way, and I understand them. Look at us shamelessly posting stupid opinions. Sayop-sayop pa nag inenglish nga abi ko bag mas maayo ta muenglish. Pag Tinagalog, wa pud nagkadimao ang spelling murag wala gitudloan ug Filipino grade 1 to college.

If makabasa kog mga derogatory posts directed sa mga Bisaya, I say dasurv. Kay somehow tinuod man pud. Sorry, maka-sad lang nga ginakaulaw nako kung asa ko nagdako.

>>213806125
have children

>wanted to lower the age of criminal responsibility to 10 years old
>wanted 15 years old to face trials as adults
wtf why didn't you tell me Robin Padilla is THIS fucking based and an absolute C.H.U.D.
going to vote for him next time.

>>213806352
tsmt

15 year olds already face trials as adults retard
bisaya brains cannot comprehend that

>>213805522
in 30 out of 50 states, it's 16
but if you're close enough in age, it doesn't count as sexual assault in my state if you are both under 18
>A person is guilty of sexual assault in the fourth degree when: (1) Such person subjects another person to sexual contact who is
>>(A) under thirteen years of age and the actor is more than two years older than such other person or
>>(B) thirteen years of age or older but under fifteen years of age and the actor is more than three years older than such other person

>>213804317
Projecting

the Philippines has no enforced age of consent because the police and lawyers themselves are too lazy to do their jobs

I want to die

>>213806501
Lets have sex before you do that.

>>213806125
Why do tagalogs pretend to be smart you eat garbage and work as slaves in your own homeland.
It's honestly embarrassing sharing this country with you guys. I guess all that cockiness stems from a deep rooted self hatred, I mean I can sorta understand your history revolved around being conquered and you have no one to look up to because your heroes are politicians and nepo babies.
I genuinely pity you people, you can't even go outside Luzon because you can't speak any regional dialect and thus developed this weird view of thinking the rest of the Philippines is some bananas plantation(ironic because compared to the giant garbage dump that is manila is an upgrade) when in reality major cities like Davao and Cebu surpassed Manila years ago despite having less than 1/100th the investment money of Manila

There's no cinta in my country, only cina.

>>213806407
>>213804557

>15 year olds already face trials as adults retard
retard. the point is that the "leniency" side for that law is more often exploited causing underage criminals to go free even if they stab you they'll suffer nothing because ohh poor kid. no fuck you. put it in jail behind bars.
even kiko admit there's mishaps on the implimentation for that law. lol.

When I was 15, I had 4 gfs. But look at me now, a FUCKING LOSER.

More than 50% of our economy is driven by the tagalogs
Meanwhile on subsaharan Philippines (visayas) all they do is drink tanduay and trick white men for gibs
Retards can't even get a BRT to work lmao

>>213804557
>>213806786

Leave it to the smart visayans to build a proper road

god i just want a cute chinese gf is that really too much to ask?

>2 day old thread
>barely 200 posts
absolute state of /asean/

youre expecting too much from mr lim's wage cucks

We need more sex

Rate this random SEA girl

>>213806917
Cebu wasn't that bad. But God knows why they still have ghetto slums and not opt for the superior livable public housing blocks.

Just bought 1 month NovelAI subscription, wasn't disappointed

I should do it.

>>213807752
what happens if your prompts get leaked?
was it worth it?

>friend's bf moves to west coast to study wildlife
>asks for $50 for fishing loicense (it costs $25)
>breaks up with her over text
absurd chain of events desu

>>213808179
Why are your friends with a gay?

>>213808236
>Why are your friends with a gay?
he (male) broke up with her (female)

>>213808301
If he applied for a loicense to fish instead of doing it illegally he’s gay.

>>213807576
Would mating press

>>213808179
I stayed in LA/San Fran for a month. Ngfl it was a really nice state to settle in if it weren't for the taxes you have to pay. Nihonmachi was a big letdown because everything was closed for maintenance.

It's a shame thay I didn't get to see a Lowrider Meetup and Randy's Donut. I could have taken a pic of it and sent it to my Uncle who loved the fuck out of GTA:SA and the MV for RHCP's Californication.

Illegally staying up past midnight so I have an excuse to take tomorrow off for being ‘tired’.

>>213808392
Why are you replying to yourself?

Is it normal to have some discoloration on your dick?

huh wat u mean?

>>213794007
Bisaya and Japanese share quite similar language structures and vocal intonations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AT5SnKVD3M

thats not scaramouche

>>213806568
Tagalogs can't handle the bisayan bantz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzGtmdVMMRo

If it's Gwen I'm done
highly unlikely tho

what made the kot do that?

>>213810053
>>213811302
>>213811685

>>213812328
>>213812265

>>213764699 (OP)
>DxD
how did they fucked it up so badly?

uhh guys?

shush im sleeping

>>213814980
chat is this real

>>213815044
it's a real mouse with six legs.

>>213815487
>it's a real mouse with six legs.
sus

Is this real, grok?

proof?

tried it with my sisters kot and she just started staring at me and clawing the comb

wow we got a real dumb dumb over here

that is so us

huh wat u mean?

Not bad

youre still alive im@stroon?

thats not scaramouche

you bros recommend any good body sprays?

just use deodorant o algo

Does the products of deodorant and perfume/cologne conflict with each other? Seem pretty close in terms of scope

not really
i definitely wear deodorant everyday as opposed to cologne only for when im going out
also you dont really want to have an overpowering smell be it good or bad ktim

>>213806917
>More than 50% of our economy is driven by the chinks and mestizos
FTFY. Just because the chinks and mestizos set up in manila because tagalogs breed like rabbits and are easy to exploit doesn't mean you are them. They own the sweatshop you work at Mr. Xander Ganda stop pretending you are them it's embarrassing.

This must be really the low season for tourism in Vietnam or we already in the post-white world.

How the gen Z could be this non-white?

call center agent from carcar cebu just got out of his shift

Do call centers hire 23 year olds with no college degree and has a thick filipino accent?

>>213821690
Tagalogs like to we wuz as nation builders which is laughable because everyone knows they are the garbage eaters.

Even a mudslime from Mindanao that goes to Manila will just open up a cellphone accessory or a clothing shop there.

If Japanese people convert to Islam, does that make them Indonesian since they are both Asian?

Not really.

>>213823231
If Japanese people convert to Islam, it makes them Javanese.

Did pldt block reddit

>>213823388
>Acehnese people are going to get mad at this comment

>>213808179
Time to take her for yourself

Is this roblox shit the new Minecraft?

Roblox had always been better than Minecraft, older too

fortnite mogs both

>>213792086
How much work per week? 10 hours? For like what, 100k idr?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdsT3nTr9A
indogs and failipenis is the same

the philippines is an anarcho capitalist failed shithole, indonesia is a future oecd country

to get an entry level job you need to have internship experience, to get an internship you need to have ????

A. At least 3.2 GPA before the 5th semester
B. Organization experience
C. Projects (even if it's just semester projects)
D. Referrals
E. Certifications
F. Decent soft skills
G. The ability to pass live test (live coding, live assignments, etc)

Order this 7 based on most to least importance

>>213825153
not really
all that's needed is you have to be the best among the candidates
if there's a real job to begin with ...

>>213825153
you forgot luck

>>213822906
BPOs prefer university graduates with identical english speaking skills of an American.

> nahan ngocok dari minggu biar mimpi basah
> bacol di ig ganti profil
> ketemu sma tobrut kacamata di jaklingko
berapa lama lagi nahan gan , dah kebelet nih gue

>>213825282
How about we create those jobs?

makanya masuk SMK

>>213825282
>all that's needed is you have to be the best among the candidates
this is such demoralizing tactic disguised in a broad term.
people who has jobs doesn't mean they're the best workers.

all it takes is mass applying and getting the job anyway through chatgpt or whatever with some finessing and rizz,

Coffee time

>>213825469
You need basic competency if you need a job.

Coming from a tutorial country you have no right to be saying that

>>213825625
How do you like yours?

>>213826018
drink mine Australiano

STFU MICHLAN

>>213826040
>The Australiano is a coffee drink developed by McCafé (McDonald's) in Australia
kek

>213825790
Yes I do nigga. No wonder your cunt is poor.

>>213826062
Americano = you add hot water to espresso
Australiano = you add espresso to hot water

that's a coffee joke for you

idgi

>>213802265
i want to corrupt her

>>213825770
Well duh? But i definitely don't have to be the best

Ada yang pengalaman/punya kenalan kerja di APP grup? Gua tiba2 ditawarin posisi dengan gaji 2x gaji sekarang, biarpun jabatannya sama.

>>213826163
>

What are you having for lunch guys?
Might just redeem another 2pc Chicken McDo meal from the app

>>213826219
Ariff is married with kids now.

whatever they will give away at the mosque

>>213826269
Well what do they give out there?
Just snacks or a full meal?

proof?

ITS UP
>>213826278
>>213826278
>>213826278
>>213826278
>>213826278

chicken pagpag mang inasal flavor

>>213826293
intentionally will go for jumaat at one mosque that always give a full lunch

^tsmt

you ruined my reply chud

>>213826330
What food do they usually serve?

pork

>>213826433
Not funny

>>213826413
Last Friday I got spaghetti

>>213826433
Are you cooking it yourself?

>>213826502
If it is a Mosque they need to be serving better stuff.

>>213826163
You're fucking kike.

>>213826169
You still have to