Thread 213772538

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Bouncy...

do women deserve rights?

big tasty penis

You aight whiteboy

>>213772538 (OP)
crinkle cut fries were originally designed to hold ketchup better as they offer more surface area and the grooves provide additional traction for seasoning

you would understand this if you seezond yo fuud

>>213772680
Was there a big problem with seasoning sliding off regular fries? Were they like dammit we need to find a way to keep the salt on these fucking things

>>213772659
das not gay

>>213772625
Yes. The right to abort jasonkin and terronekin. Thank you

>>213772717
there was actually, early fry designs were so slick that it resulted in excessive grease drippings and ketchup loss

given the ketchup rationing of the 1930s it was imperative that nothing go to waste. prior to crinkle cut fries it was not uncommon for major grease slicks to form in thoroughfares where people would enjoy fries. the Great Slick of 1928 occurred in Coney Island when so many straight cut fries were being consumed on the boardwalk that an entire group of tourists slipped and fell directly into your mother's cunt.

>>213772599
Rape

>>213772797
grok is the last part true

Just ate two eggs and two slices of toast (one with avocado)

>>213772919
do you regret it?

Overthrow the system

>>213772946
The avocado (I used half of a $0.50 avocado) is why I’ll never be able to own a house

>>213772971
whats wrong with living with your parents

avocados are fuckin disgusting and i refuse to pretend otherwise.

All I want is to be a hermit in the forests of Roman Britain
Is that so much to ask for?

>>213772976
>I’ll never be able to own a house
You'll never be able to own a house because Zohran Mamdani is living in the apartment you should be living in, but you are still going to vote for him

>>213772976
>a $0.50 avocado
what?
$2.50 here

>>213773059
build another apartment than you dumb ape

>>213772971
ktim

>>213773024
Not starting families

>>213773035
There are tons of different types of avocados and many of them do suck ass
Most avocados Canada gets are unripe and “ripen” at the store
If they’re not ripened on the tree they suck ass
Best avocados come from your own trees

im chinese and gay and brown and trans

>>213773091
How come Tallinn has such affordable housing?

>>213773099
how does that stop people from starting families

>>213773083
I live in California and there are avocado farms 20 miles away
I can get them for $0.10 each if I go to the farm myself

>mushy green slime housed in a lumpy turd-like shell with a giant inedible pit

pretty sure there's no such thing as a "good" avocado

>>213773149
because we dont have dumb apes like you

Niggas be like “Sushi and avocado suck ass btw I live in Edmonton”

11 years and it still hasn’t been topped

>>213773162
reminder that nikocado avocado mogs you now

>>213773162
That fact that he went back to day 1 with zero diabetes after his mukbang journey is insane, no loose skin either. That motherfucker is david goggins tier.

>>213773059
I don’t live in Poo York you schizophrenic macaco
>>213773212
The Ukrainian spirit

>>213773176
Hit a nerve?

Who holds the keys here?

Nikocado definitely did it as a fetish thing and then he got a new fetish for weight loss

>>213773228
well he had major surgeries, he didn't lose any of the weight naturally
>>213773212
reminder that he's now just a skinny faggot who takes dixon pooper and has AIDS and therefore it's impossible for him to mog anyone

>>213773278
not that anon but this is cope bro...

>>213773259
keep putting in that work and you might just find out

*pulls out a knife*

>>213773259
Jason from the Brand

Bruh this young cat finna get the green light if he keep flappin them fucking gums lil peter peeker askin bout who tf the shot caller is

>>213773278
pissy little chud baby cope

>think about my ex and how well she is doing now
>get depressed
>remember that she was molested as a kid
>feel better
I'll always have that over you you dumb bitch

I have no ambition because I would be comfortable living in a shack in the woods and shitting in bushes for the rest of my life
In fact, that’s my life goal

>>213773372
>>213773293
here's your (You), consider it charity despite your abhorrent attempts at trolling

>>213773444
me and my ex broke up because she wanted kids and I didnt want kids
the next guy she dated got her pregnant then left her and now shes a single mom and looks like a goblin

Zainichi Koreans shat in my flowerpot again

>>213773513
yeah but she's happy now because she has a child even if she's all alone and looks like a goblin and the kid's probably mixed-race

just baited at least one of you in another thread

>>213773632
the kid wouldve been mixed race because she was mexican and I'm white and I'm not entirely sure shes happy considering her family was here illegally
but I'm now dating a woman that is the same race as me and is 10 years younger and I want kids now so I guess we both win

Will you be buying Lush’s trendy new matcha face mask?

>>213773690
breed her ASAP and make sure your ex knows that you have a fertile young white wife producing aryan babies that will grow up in a loving monogamous family

>>213773757
I don't stay in contact with my ex

I have watching slave movies, and one thing i've noticed they all have in common is depicting white men as lecherous perverts that want to always rape black women. i wonder how historically accurate it is

>>213773757
that seems like a rather petty (brown, female) thing to do

Went to the grocery store and there was a black women with several mulatto children
She was dressed like one of those trad wives /int/ spams

im a bronx girl and we eat queens boys for breakfast

>using the phrase ‘breed her’
You have never and will never have sex with a woman

>>213773768
once you pump your new wife full of seed you should reach out and ask her how she's doing and after she dumps a bunch of mulatto trauma on you let her know that your life is amazing and send her a pic of your happy family

>>213773794
there hasn't been a movie with a respectable white male in maybe 15 years

need to end my life

>>213773794
I mean, it happened. African Americans are on average ~25% white. It might not have been violent rape all the time but the power dynamic means she can't consent.

>>213773837
I'm not doing that. I've left that life behind and that me that dated her is a completely different person as far as I'm concerned

>>213773809
>brown female breeding a young white female and producing babies in a loving marriage

leave your awful futa fantasies out of morning /cum/
>>213773835
you're indian

Court in two days. Got a good plea deal.

>>213773864
>but the power dynamic means she can't consent.
The only people who say stuff like this are women with "secret" rape fetishes

Been thinking about girls

>>213773839
Superman
28 years later
Fight or flight
The Killer
Warfare
Off the top of my head, from the last couple years

>>213773794
It’s extremely accurate
Usually it would be house slaves and their kids would also work in the house
Black men all black women who sleep with white men “bed wenches” because of this

the debt collector who just called me was very rude to me

>>213773932
every debt collector that has attempted to call me has eventually given up
I shrimply refuse to answer my phone

>>213773921
i haven't seen any of those movies

My credit score dropped from 798 to 797 even though I have paid off all of my major purchases, use my credit card for all of my monthly expenses and pay it off as soon as it rolls over and have never missed a payment on anything.

fucking JEWS!!!

not that credit score even matters anymore because a dealer ship is going to give you a 6% interest rate even if you have perfect credit post-covid

>>213773963
the fun thing about phones now is that you can just block the number lol and then you never hear from them again
>>213773932
i worked with a guy who would just tell them they had a wrong number and they never bothered him again

>>213774008
Your fault for not supporting movies with respectable white male characters then I guess

>>213773882
you are too stupid to talk to. don't reply to my posts anymore

Is there any star wars media worth watching besides the original trilogy and prequels? Those are the only ones I've seen. I've ignored all the new stuff because redditors and normies liked them

A lot of African Americans who claim native ancestry are actually probably white. It was a more acceptable excuse to explain lighter features than "gramma got raped by masta to make dad."

>>213774016
I tried that once but ranjeet called my bluff and said we know its you

>>213774059
Redditors and normies like breathing air

>>213774071
and you can just say no it's not and hang up and block the number

>>213774066
This is actually 100% true

>>213774059
yeah there some good porn of girls cosplay as that new female jedi from the new movies

>>213774136
what part of it is true?

Maximus Thrax, the famed giant Emperor of Rome, was said to be of mixed Alan and Gothic ancestry.

Babe Ruth was black.

A Bedouin came to Allah's Messenger and said, "My wife has delivered a black child." The Prophet said to him, "Have you camels?" He replied, "Yes." The Prophet said, "What color are they?" He replied, "They are red." The Prophet further asked, "Are any of them gray in color?" He replied, "Yes." The Prophet asked him, "Whence did that grayness come?" He said, "I think it descended from the camel's ancestors." Then the Prophet said (to him), "Therefore, this child of yours has most probably inherited the color from his ancestors."
>>213774158
Mulattos called themselves Cherokee
Applies to “white” southerners who claim to be descendants of a Cherokee princess (half African sex slave) too

>>213774107
I've matured since the time nu-star wars started to drop

>>213774284
Interesting. What is this from?

It was a crime to bring black people to the new world. They are simple people no equipped to complex life. They should've been left in Africa and Africa should've been restricted as a natural reserve where they could be observed and studied but never integrated.

Gonna go see a movie

Gonna pump my farts into the theater where anon is watching his movie

>>213774324
Nope, africa should've been colonized and the natives genocided

N
JHHHF

I have never seen a vagina

It seems more likely that old religions are based in reality, but generally a misunderstood reality. Like Jesus Christ was probably an alien or a time traveller who wanted to avert disaster for humanity but had to work in the context of the time period and so he formed a belief system. His resurrection was possible because he was an android and never really died. He could walk on water because he had the ability to hover using micro jets. He could transform water into wine by adding Mio flavor shots. Etc.

im bored

>>213774863
give me all your snacks

would you rather have a son that watches self-insert harem anime, or a daughter that reads self-insert dark romance novels

I think my coworker is mad at me for something. He's started to brush me off whenever I try to make small talk. People should really just come out say if they have an issue with you. Oh well, you can't please everyone.

>>213774937
My children will NEVER watch anime

>>213774940
Or maybe there is something else on his mind and he is in a bad mood and doesn't want to be around other people. Not everything in the world revolves around you anon

>>213774984
Yah, but he's conversing with others all the time. It would be one thing if it was just a few days, but this has been going on for weeks.

>>213774975
you will never have children

>>213775022
maybe you're just cringe

she's hot

>>213774243
so it's not true at all then. almost all southerners claim to be part native, but genetic testing of whites in the usa show they're all 99.9% WASP

>>213775022
he hates brown people

>>213775049
I mean, sure, that's likely true. I just find it strange is all.

>>213775128
If you're somebody who posts on 4chan while you're at work I can tell you it's not strange at all for people to find you cringe or weird and want to avoid you

>>213775169
I don't post on 4chan at work.

>>213775193
>thinking about your coworkers when you're off the clock
damn anon... you're down baaaaad

not really interested in hearing the opinions of an arrogant, neetcel 4channer who thinks he's above other 4channers

>>213775250
I spend most of my time at work. Such is the life of grindcels.

thinking is a pretty beta and midwit thing to do
Me personally? I know.

Knowing is beta.
I simply am.

We are American

>I think therefore I am
uh... anon...

Ego is beta
There is no I

>>213775503
You’re too beta
You never will while I already am

/cum/bros, I have a confession…..
I’ve been lying the whole time….
I’m not a volcel or even an incel…
I’ve actually had sex

I like this creature
the gregle

>>213775642
being raped doesn't count

i'm a /cum/cel
i would rather post on /cum/ than have sex

I had opportunities to sexo, but I just didn't take the plunge. Such is the life of a cringecel.

>>213774937
when I have fantasies like this it’s misogyny
when women have the exact same fantasy it’s “dark romance”

I had sex with a stripper once but I met her on tinder and didn’t know she was a stripper
She had big ol booba

It's so hot I need a tonguebath

Would you ever date a streamer?

>>213775754
Based, I made out with a stripper in a night club once and didn't know she was a stripper til I stalked her Instagram later

>>213775812
Yeah
I'd get a rush out of all the incel simps who get to have sex with her, but it's me! I am the one who gets to have sex with her!

>>213775812
depends on if i like them more than their job disgusts me

>>213775812
Only if she’s successful and rich
I’ll mod her chat if you catch my drift

>>213775836
Who WANT to have sex with her, I mean

Are traps really THAT gay?

You ever been cucked by a dog

I don't want to go to work!

>>213775812
im a volcel

Total Shitbull Genocide.

>>213772538 (OP)
is this show like burn notice? he should do burn notice again

Dad sharted at work and had to drive home in it

Honestly? I like butts and boobs equally.

>unalive
why are zoomies like this?

>>213776429
tik tok word filters

>>213776383
Feet are better

>>213776394
hol up

Ted Bundy unalived and graped many women

>>213776437
I really, really can't stand it when zoomers use their TikTok-censored vocabulary elsewhere on the internet.

I have a vagina fetish

just had sex with my wife, she was telling me dirty things how much she wants to fuck another girl

I've never sharted or shit my pants in all my adult life. Why do people talk about it so often online

Hello friends. We got a new kitty kot. His name is Nicholas.

>>213776659
looks racist as fuck

Had a former gf that really wanted to top with a dildo.

>>213776658
I do it daily

>>213776694
that’s not Nicholas, that’s Uni

>>213776659
you already got a replacement cat for your one that you had since 2007? lol

You don’t replace animal companions, you meet new animal companions

I think it’s time

>>213772625
Hegel said No.

>>213774687
>Mio flavor shots
vgh..... so frvtiger aero.....

Kinda crazy how I'm latina but so many people have told me I look like Rihanna but with bigger boobs

>>213773794

If you had female slaves, you wouldn't fuck them just because you could?

>>213777075
Kinda crazy how you mutilated yourself

Free access to all the Kween pussy you could ever want…..

leningrad is back

>>213777075
I don't care about your ass or boobs, if you have a beautiful face that's more than enough

watching religious people get destroyed by atheists compilation

>>213774192
Thrax literally means Thracian

>>213777155
Watching jeets play with poop compilation

Welp. Pants pooped

Why aren't bidets common place in Amerikkka?

>>213777195
didnt ask about your scat fetish

>>213777195
I may join, perhaps...

>>213777231
they don't make any sense if you shit and you take a shower right after

Nobody likes black people
Nobody likes mexicans
Nobody likes muslims
Nobody likes jews
Nobody likes piss
Nobody likes shit
Nobody likes like

rape poop

Redditjeet here, deploy the memes

I am a jeet defender
They can't be subhuman if they built these beautiful forts and castles

>>213777113
>Free
Well, not quite. According to Samuel H. Williamson, the average cost of a slave in 1860 peaked at $800. Adjusted for inflation, this is about 31k.

So buying a slave was like buying a new car, only rich fucks could own plantations full of them.
Which is why blacks Americans come from better stock than most white Americans because the white blood they do have is from patricians and the privileged class while white American come from bottom of the barrel Ulster Scots filth

>>213777347
they were not kind to us

Adieu

>>213777344
its like an infonavit, but without 30 years of mortgage

>>213777417
Oh I know it. Irish had just about as bad a time in early America as blacks

>>213777344
you can't say anything positive about them. even if they have impressive architecture, food and philosophical works

>>213777440
>>213777449
>>213777460
https://youtu.be/v-4pqHjpguE

>>213777417
>>213777449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_slaves_myth

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm OK so I googled this and wikipedia says you're hateful bigots jsyk

Too much poop talk. I hav ebeen psychologically manipulated into needing to poo

Just bought the sabrina carpenter - man’s best friend cd
are you doing your part /cum/?

Slaves were never whipped for no reason. Criminals were whipped in English tradition, both free men and slaves.

Any time a slave was whipped was because he broke the law.

>>213777536
no

I like to think of shenis as the blanket term for girl dick, It's sort of like how not all penises are cocks but all cocks are penises.

Clitties and gocks represent bell curve edges of the greater shenis superset.

>>213777564
LOL Slave masters weren't adjudicators of law, slaves were whipped for whatever reason the master felt like whipping them.
Too slow? Whip. Spill something? Whip. Look at the master the wrong way? Whip . Slaves were property and weren't considered fully human, legally they were like 1/3 of a person

>>213777656
I think it was actually 3/5 of a person but yeah they were still legally property and had virtually no human rights. Owning slaves is pretty evil shit if the enslaved isn't your mortal enemy.

On the other hand, if your homeland is invaded and the invaders are defeated and enslaved one could make a very strong case justifying their enslavement.

>>213777656
https://youtu.be/Ov_qR4G1oCw

ntma

>>213777656
You are simply wrong. Slave owners treated their slaves well, and it is only natural that they treated them as lesser creatures because they are.

White people are inherently good and moral and benevolent. Our ancestors were the same. Your Roots mythology is just that.

>>213777794
>>213777834
https://youtu.be/fzqC9zFlj_A

>>213777722
Owning African slaves is not evil in the least, it's as evil as owning chickens.

>>213777872
Very evil post

Still not as disappointing as this shit though >>213777777

>>213777872
unfunny edge lord

>>213777514
>>213777449
>>213777417
basically irishmen were rented out as laborers by companies so they were cheaper to replace than slaves, and so they were given the most fatal tasks. but they weren't chattle

unironic racists not welcome

imagine renting an irish man's butt cheeks in 1800s america

>>213778003
by that token the Chinese who built the railroads were also slaves

not to mention the native americans who were enslaved too. generally speaking, enslaving people is wrong unless they've fundamentally wronged you in some unforgivable way.

just buying a bunch of people who are kidnapped and sold as property is evil as fuck, almost one of the worst things you could do to another human.

>>213777929
>>213777945
>>213777957
Uneducated conservatards

>>213778063
>not to mention the native americans who were enslaved too
many literally were by the spanish
>just buying a bunch of people who are kidnapped and sold as property is evil as fuck, almost one of the worst things you could do to another human.
agreed

my mom got a botched face lift a decade ago and still doesn't look good :/
i miss my old mom

>>213778063
>>213778071
https://youtu.be/Vwyx8_5Dko0

>>213778113
If you had told her she was pretty before, and backed it up with action like stealing her panties or coming on to her directly, she wouldn't have felt insecure about her looks.

>>213778063
There arw different forms of slavery in how theyre organized yeah.
chattle slavery, indentured servants, debt peonage( was practiced in ancient times) , etc. The americas practiced chattle slavery

>>213778109
>many literally were by the spanish

yeah they definitely were, I think the reason they didn't use them as slaves nearly as much was because they kept dying from disease whereas the Africans seemed to have better immunity to some pathogens

It's crazy that no one in the Americas will ever be as old stock as Mestizos and Castizos

Descendants of slaves are like 25% White because they were fucking and sucking BWC for hundreds of years.

hmm

my hands are always either wet or sticky

>>213778201
>>213778206
>>213778208
https://youtu.be/dmWOExMg3x4

>>213778206
We bred them to be BWC wenches but they don't teach this in the schools anymore

>>213778163
i did once joke on a trip to Medieval Times that she should try out the rack (torture device) to pull in her flabby underarm skin lol

>>213778206
now your women are sucking the BBCs

>>213778258
>>213778312
https://youtu.be/Oka7etG00uY

Unironically why doesn't Spain massively recruit diaspora Hispanics in the US to their intelligence agency? they could be a super power if they wanted

>>213778317
you'll always be an immigrant, when an Canadian walks past you they immediately thing foreigner and how these nations weren't built for you

I need an ebony bedwench I can dress up in maid uniforms and call racial epithets as I bend her over whatever piece of furniture happens to be nearby during the day, then I treat her like a queen after the sun goes down.

>>213778349
>intelligence
>hispanics

>>213778349
>>213778379
https://youtu.be/ORJt3PJWewI

>>213778412
they build the largest empire still known to man, sit the fuck down

Vantablack coal straight from Tartarus ITT

>>213777872
based

not trying to listen to your shitty playlist anon

>>213778394
don't think i could call somebody the n-word

>>213778379
Stop projecting Pedro

>>213778465
bizarre post

>>213778464
it's all euro dnb too

The "slaves are mistreated" thing reminds me of "Hitler wanted to kill slavs"

No, he is quoted once at a dinner party saying "they're kinda dumb and we as their betters need to take care of them and make them happy because they can't take care of themselves"

>>213778444
how about you build a 3 digit IQ

>>213778465
I could easily.

>>213778509
what are you talking about immigrant, I'm a WASP. Why don't you go back to whatever shithole you're from, stop trying to take the heat off yourself by deflecting to latinos

>>213778534
hitler dindu nuffin

my federal agent trying to show me how cool he is

Russians would kill their commanding officers so they could surrender to the Germans.

keep saying the term "Mr. Nigger" in my head but i'm not racist

>>213778623
Ironically Soviet Officers would kill their own soldiers for refusing to commit suicide in mass human wave attacks.

>>213778538
3 digit IQ gets you northeastern WASPs that are pro-tranny, pro-mass immigration, pro-gay, pro-jew, pro-islam, pro-womens rights and pro-feminism, and pro-abortion.


No thank you. I'll stick to my Traditional Catholic services with large families and local folkloric traditions dating back hundreds of years.

Racial animosity is cringe.
Racial fetishization is based.
Both are under the umbrella of "racism" but one is clearly positive and engenders positive interracial feelings.

>>213778666
>brown
>low iq
>universal globalist religion
>shit language
yeah, you're gone buddy

as I've gotten older I've become less racist and more misogynist

>>213778349
chicanos run their mouths way too much to be effective spies.

>>213778412
Beat me to it.

>Where are those Intel Reports, Wanderson?
>Chalè holmes, I fell asleep, else, I'll fuckin do it tomorrow holmes

The next day

>Here are those Intel Reports ese
>"The intelligence ministry is on siesta, please call back later"

>>213778747
i can understand that

>>213778715
>shit language
ive already told you it ranks as the most beautiful language alongside French.

I get that this is a demoralizing fact. To not be seen as attractive by women but its okay. You will get over it. In fact heres a truth nuke: Northern european women created the "Latin lover" character in which they romanticize Hispanics, Italics, Lusos, and Greek features

>>213778747
Based
Black, brown, white, and Asian men need to stick together against the female menace

you go full schizo bro i don't want none of that r9k rage

>>213778824
>thin wristed faggot beta BLM cuck

wew. there's 2 types of black girls who date white guys - the type who want a bitchmade faggot pussy they can slap around and use as a provider and the type who want BWC domination and consider a white BF to be the ultimate upgrade and status symbol.

the first one is awful, the second one is considerably more based.

LOL Nobody thinks Spanish is "beautiful"
Hearing Spanish transporta me mentally to the Home Depot parking lot

Why are there homeless people in Phoenix?
Why does anyone live in Phoenix?

6'6 guy slaps your gf's ass and hands her this. How do you respond?

>>213778898
french is the most beautiful language
https://youtu.be/-lquQkwOBg4

>>213778935
damn youre seething

>>213778935
>the type who want a bitchmade faggot pussy they can slap around and use as a provider

>>213779011
You are BROWN

>>213778992
I'd use my short stature to my advantage and I'd go right for the knees

Greek and German are the most precise and technical languages.

>>213779011
you're just mad that black women crave BWC
>>213779034
lmfao 10/10

>>213779042
My family is Greek American and they use the word "mavros" (Greek for black) when talking about black people, like how Tony Soprano's family calls them mulignans

>>213778992
I respond with "citation needed"

>>213779100
Height makes right. The tall don't need to explain themselves.

>>213778988
drug addicts dont really tend to make good decisions

semen

>>213778988
Isn’t there a bunch of them who live underground

>>213778935
Black broads, at least in America, don't see white men as "status symbols". They get to clout for being with white men like black dudes get for being with white women.
It's just seen as the slave dynamic and they're looked down upon.
There was a video, the black girl from Sister Sister showed her white husband on social media and she got so bullied she was crying on camera. They were saying shit like "wow, slaves used to cost hundreds of dollars and shes out here giving it away for free", it was brutal

>>213779230
>underground mole people
Las Vegas has them, not sure about Phoenix

hi

>>213779296
Hi Apollo. How the sun driving going

im taking the sideburn pill

>>213779336
That's what Helios (and sometimes Sol Invictus) does you stupid nerd bitch.

>>213779004
yes, French and Spanish

>>213779405
It can work but you have to be confident

>>213779406
It can be two things you little whore

>>213779405
What kind of sideburns are we talking?

>>213779231
She got bullied by the seething jealous foids who couldn't land a white boy. That's all that amounts to, pure jealousy. It doesn't change the fact that they know it's an upgrade.

>>213779510
i think this kind will suit me

I just realized that Jared Leto (Metrejon) who is Cajun, did an Irish accent all throughout Alexander (2004)

>>213779612
Never saw this movie because Colin Farrell looks fucking ridiculous with that hair

>>213779415
just french

>>213779631
It's a fucking beautiful movie that has many great moments, a must for any historyfag or Hellasaboo

>>213779633
Early and gay
Shant

Made egg case-ideas

Should I make a real NEW

>>213779800
yeah bro split the threads because someone made a new one 10 posts early