Thread 213774135

cocaine edish

>>213774135 (OP)
fucking finally

first :)

if my napkin maths is correct, if your limited business is making £124,000 a year and you're the sole owner and director, you can pay yourself a salary of £12,570 (personal allowance), put £60,000 as an employer contribution into a pension, and take out £37700 as dividends (£500 allowance and the rest taxed at 8.75%)

this way you will have extracted £107,015 out of £124,000, so an effextive tax rate of only 13.7%, although 56% of that will be in a pension which you won't be able to access for a while and could have tax implications depending on how you take it out

still, I think this is the peak efficiency you can reach at this scale without shenanigans.

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>>213774135 (OP)
took your time didn't you? twat

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>>213774156
>I really need 4 /brit/ threads
>I really need another thread even though we could easily reach 400 posts on the current one

>>213774202
idiot

>>213774217
PAEDO

>>213774165
why not just say your business made a lot less and pocket the difference

>>213774135 (OP)
hmm?

>>213774157
one second off...

why not just cum on my face

>>213774210
I really need 4 /brit/ threads
I really need another thread even though we could easily reach 400 posts on the current one

mixed race couple detected SIR permission to open fire?

>>213774223
rubbed a few to her after seeing her in stranger things

>>213774272
paedo

got my spam javelin out

Hate immigration hate immigrants. Need zero transportation. No more bridges. Need to destroy all roads. Freedom from the obligation to go places. Need everywhere overgrown and totally impossible to move away from.

>>213774271
Pew pew

>>213774287
lush plopper

>>213774287
ugly fanny

>>213774287
Need this

>>213774259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldoT2mHubGE

>As Europeans, we are, uniquely, at the center of history. Think of the concepts that are now designated “problematic” and associated with whiteness -- power, strength, beauty, agency, accomplishment. Whites do and other groups don’t. For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands.

It's sad how Richard Spencer retreated from NS into whatever flavour of liberalism he is pushing now.

He could have been the next Pierce or Rockwell.

>>213774287
mad how getting in that little slit is the ultimate objective of our entire lives

NO! Mei Ling!

You racist bastards.

>>213774287
PHWOOOOOOOOAR

>>213774135 (OP)
>cocaine edish

everyone more autistic than me is a drooling annoying Chris-chan acolyte crayon-eating turbosperg
everyone less autistic than me is zogbrained NPC normgroid goycattle

>>213774339
>He could have been the next Pierce or Rockwell.
both failures

off home
long weekend on the cards gonna get messy

>>213774351
what happened

>>213774172
Im done with you.

>>213774287
congolese cream cannon getting ready to obliterate this

>>213774226
that's shenanigans and HMRC would be sad.

need to keep my books squeaky clean in case my business becomes huge in the future.

Thoughts on Rupert Lowe?

im working this weekend FUCK OFF
havent had a beer in 2 weeks

sex dreams about that purple cat woman from undertale again

>>213774408
In what way?

>>213774287
taken seconds before the man was crushed to death

Right, so Yahweh keeps us captive in some garden and demands we live as his slaves, constantly worshipping him, and lacking any self awareness
Satan comes and grants us self awareness
And for this Yahweh gets so angry he condemns us to eternal torture, death, hellfire, misery, etc
He doesn't stop there though, but continues to torment us with diseases, flooding, and even a total human genocide by drowning
But one day 100,000s of years later he regrets all this, and so puts a part of himself into a human body, and then gets his new human form killed, then demands we accept this suicide as an apology
But even then it's only a conditional apology and to earn it you must dedicate your life to worshipping and serving him
And he also decides to hide himself from his all and leave his only record as some ancient and heavily mistranslated book of ancient jewish mythology which he expects us to believe based on circular logic and "just because okay!?"
And then even if you meet the standards for being granted his apology, you lose free will again and become an eternal prayer battery for him to suck energy from in Heaven
Otherwise you still just get tortured in hell for eternity

And from this tale we're supposed to believe that Satan is evil, we are evil, and only Yahweh is the good one?

BILLIONS OF PEOPLE BELIEVE THIS CRAP
HOW IS OUR SPECIES SO RETARDED????

>>213774433
Not sure just do it

>>213774372
is that...? white women... le dancing? AAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE! HELP ME NIGGERMAN!

>>213774408
>turn on vpn
>set to ireland for speed
>go to pornhub
>masturbate to videos of chubby women in latex
>turn off vpn

thanks for making my wanking more tedious

Peter Fyle is correct

>>213774426
umm

The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.

>>213774339
NS is a historical artefact, interesting as a means of providing the acute antithesis to the modern two-party system, but pointless as a thing "to be". Spencer is pretty transparent about a need to pursue a pragmatic course of action -- which requires more courage and initiative than any preaching-to-the-converted that cookie-cutter NS commentators might engage in.

>>213774380
speak english

>>213774454
i make no apologies

sometimes i wonder if you still wanna fuck me
like you said on AIM

>>213774439
>we
You are not jewish, goy. You are not even semitic

>>213774410
Friend on the right's mum is more likely to fuck you

>>213774383
One was assassinated at his prime.

The other was a 150 IQ physicist who basically kept National Socialism alive from 1967-2002 and was a large part of the origins of /pol/. He also was the first to honestly recognise the problems Whites face.

>>213774439
diego wont like this

Oh when the Dutch
Go marching in
Oh when the Dutch go marching in
He measures 10 on that ruler
Oh when the Dutch go marching in

MSN Messenger... those were the days...

Surely someone here knows someone who was part of the Bonnie Blue train

>>213774248
Everyone fucked Billy Preston back then, it wasn't gay.

girl with a giant arse wearing a cream dress and dark knickers

>>213774405
I like him more than most but hes still a politician and he'll never be in power because he doesnt suck off america Israel or muslims

>>213774491
the things id do to this creature

remember trying to make instant ramen in a kettle in a hotel room when absolutely steaming

it was a mess of course and i just left it in there, surprised i didn't lose my deposit

>>213774426
https://x.com/willowgoncalvo/status/1952487886152151195

>>213774490
nigga thinks inspiring /pol/ is a life achivement

>>213774478
back in '08 like totally

>>213774532
fucking UM

>>213774458
>pragmatic course of action
AKA ditching everything about it in favour of racist liberalism.

>>213774537
too fat

Bradley just fell on his arse lads. Thought the Caribbean was outside of the 'Americas' haha

>>213774550
the normgroid shuffle

>>213774457
contribute summit then

>>213774550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28&list=RDbmP3UHXYi28&start_radio=1

>>213774578
poo hound

>>213774512
Just finished her shift in the glow in the dark watch dial factory

>>213774539
Pierce was a pioneer in using the internet to spread ideas.
Those ideas have already reshaped politics and will continue to do so. Not even mentioning his novel.

>>213774578
thought this was the fabled poo seal from the thumbnail

>>213774578
mucky cunt

What's the biggest doing of another lad in the history of /birt/?

>>213774578
he is absolutely loving it isn't he

overtook her and glanced back and she had a dark bra on too
what a beautiful woman I bet she had a nice voice too

watching gary eats eat at the worlds oldest restaurant

>>213774618
its actually poo berg

>>213774627
when i did your mum last night cnit lol

>>213774627
THe famous 'what does fat pussy smell like' doing

>>213774578
Poo dog

>>213774561
Liberalism is quintessentially a Western Thang -- and I think Spencer provokes this question that many Pan-Europeans avoid: that there has always been a distinct difference of Volkgeist between the Eastern-Austro-Germanic system of holistic governance and the Anglo-Atlantic individualistic system. Liberalism is, for Anglos, Tradition -- and shouldn't be neglected for the made-up ancestry of some Asiatic Communo-Socialism, which NS dabbles in.

right well the cat's done a piss in the bed

>>213774648
Watch the one where he went to a McDonald's in Madrid, it's so much better than the absolute shite that gets served McDs here

>>213774627
was it brit or britfeel that tricked moni into going to manchester for a non existent new years eve meetup and he actually did it?

gary eats
as always.....
lets give it a go....

’tberg having a sip

Boer in his mum's box,
His mum's box,
Boer in his mum's box,
Nanana nanana nana

mad how smelly dogs are
you can immediately tell if a house has a dog in the moment you walk in the door
unless you own a dog and have desensitised yourself that is

>>213774502
i remember sometimes getting added to a massive chat where i didn't know anyone and there were girls in there

>>213774707
its the same with cats but they’re not as bad

get the spectral entities annihilated

Cooking up an evil deed in my VPN suit.

AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES

>>213774697
Tbh moni is from like runcorn so thats like 20mins

Are Gary Eats and Gary Economics the same Gary?

>>213774717
cats are clean

>>213774682
Liberalism is secular Christianity so no more than any other country.

National Socialism is the ideology of the future.

is /brit/ pro or anti Joe Swash & Stacey Solomon

my own mother is sending me MLMs and sad face emojis when I say no
I am so tired man and this shit is going to get worse with bots
we're going to have to firewall the internet

>>213774749
don't care

GRR WOMEN
THEY MAKE ME SO MAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>213774749
whos the cutie up front?

>>213774749
Brit stands with Israel and so we love Ms. Solomon

>>213774627
The Baiting of the Sheik
Closely followed by FWG

bit warm out

>>213774738
they are but all cats have that savoury cat smell

cared enough to reply

The gary eats / mr bean poster is the best gimmick by the year...by a distance

fucking screaming reading stuff like this
>>212758370

probably shouldn't have dossed around so much at uni don't know dick about my subject

>>213774806
if you flick enough bogies at them they start smelling like bogies

gwan then
be a yank

>>213774165
>salary of £12,570
> £37700 as dividends
iirc wouldnt this be taxed as a £50270 salary. Wouldnt you also pay corporation tax on the profit?

>>213774797
um..

still don't know what a colombian bird is doing with a primark bag

>>213774883
all last column

>>213774805
Where are the vape shops and Turkish barbers???

The worst thing that could happen in the next few years is the syphilitic liberal boomers and jews running Western Europe provoking a war with Russia before racial wars erupt in Europe.

It would likely lead to tens of millions of Whites being killed, possibly nuclear war, and Europe would be completely submerged in a tidal wave of subhumanity from Africa and Asia. Literally the death of Europe.

I suppose this also raises the question of exactly why all the migrants are here. Various options.

1. Replacement labour
2. To be used to rape White women
3. Azov style meatcatchers
4. Could literally just be incompetence from the state and they have no control

>>213774165
you really think you've outsmarted HMRC here do you

in auschwitz lads. probably the first ever /brit/ post from here

>>213774718
nigga thought he was charles dickens for a sec there :skull:

>>213774883
brisket Mac coleslaw

>>213774883
Cobbler potato fries and mac

>>213774795
Found out the other day my sister owns her family's house
Makes sense though 'cause she's the one on a regular salary

>>213774941
doubt it

women are so fucking peng

>>213774941
Keep an eye out for the wooden doors

>>213774941
take the opportunity to gas yourself

>>213774883
Ribs, mac and cheese followed by peach cobblers

>>213774742
You're not very smart mate are you... Giving a bad name to said National Socialists by merely falling back on lukewarm mantras like "X is the ideology of the future." Engage with the ideas, stop being a puppet, or realise you're out of your depth and tap out. To call it Secular Christianity as though this presupposes its universal quality is to regretfully overlook the manner in which Not All Universal/Transcendental Ideologies are alike -- there is a specific breed of secularisation that emerges from an Anglo order, consider the chain of Ockham-to-Luther-to-Calvin and so on -- and take into account the opportunism of Henry VIII.

>>213774941
>PXL

loling. why are you so effeminate srs question

>>213774941
do a bradley walsh reaction face in the shoe room

>>213774135 (OP)
I'm a voodoo chile
Lord I'm a voodoo chile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6xVIyW5VbY

Saying cats are clean is like saying pigs are clean

>>213774941
if dubs have a genocidal wank there

>>213774960
Need them back to back taking a huge thumper right down my chest

>>213775010
pigs are cute

Nigga name Keir

>>213774960
what's the point of wearing a skirt at that point

>>213774941
Following in the footsteps of Warwick Davis, good man

dunno how many "haha yeah good just a bit tired"s I have left in me

>>213775044
becomes a wipe for the jungle cum when you've been bent over and rammed by a bantu baton

>>213775045
need a magnifying glass to follow those i bet

>>213774928
She'll be right mate

>>213774883
ribs & brisket

>>213775010
they are though

someone nicked my mate's bag in the pub last night
be careful
fuck sake

>>213774883
2 ribs bitteschön

>>213774941
Post pic in gas chamber

>>213774941
what's that place then?

>>213775060
get in

>100,000BC-1951
100%-99.9%
>1951-2051
99.9%-50%
MAD!

>>213774941
im in krakow next month but cba going there. looks well boring. waste of a day lets be honest

bumblecloth

I dead hanged for 80 seconds

>>213774941
Tell them you want to have a shower hahaha

>>213775141
Bit of a downer innit

absolutely adore drunk slags

>>213775140
we're being replaced, everyone knows this
complacent brown workers to build profits for the ruling class

>>213775141
just get a cheap oily massage and tug job in the old town

you will never be a real european
you will never be racially pure
you will forever be a centuries old mutt too americanised, globalised and not sophisticated enough to be a real european and stuck on an island outside of continental europe but not yank enough to be american

>>213775140
Yeah mate because Britain has never been invaded before has it mate
Stupid little rorke

>>213775182
Absolutely disgusting but I still feel the urge to pork her

Oregon awaits me

>>213775177
reckon i'd be erect the entire time desu

>>213775182
state

implying you wouldn't

>>213775215
Washington, Oregon, Idaho, British Colombia or Northern California are where i belong.

I'm just saying if it's illegal why do they dress like that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapton_is_God
>"Clapton is God" is a 1960s meme referencing the English guitarist Eric Clapton.

they had maymays back in the 60s?

>>213775189
britains invaders have historically all been of the same ethnic group and from close countries on the same continent who have intermixed with the locals not a billion pakis and africans

>>213775245
midgets got phat arses of course i would

>>213775249
where you gonna see an arse hanging out like that/

>>213774941
so this is where they biogased the biomass

>>213775263
They had vignettes

>>213774941
Heil Hitler!

i'd bet those houses are infested with rodents and the toilets don't flush

wish the holocaust didn't happen just so i don't have to hear jews moan

>>213775263
called gimmiques back then of course

>>213775222
problem?

>>213775188
>>213775231
Wonder whats wrong with them

>>213775281
>Celts are the same ethnic group as Angles and Saxons
ROARING at how THICK you are rorke

>>213775309
UM

rorke, i advise that you DO NOT look up who invented memes, you may not like the answer
nope, it wasnt elon musk, good guess
nope, not andrew tate either mate....

>>213775321
one of them is derelict

what the bumperclot this jark chicken goes offf

>>213775245
probably wouldn't

>>213775188
so when are we moving in, anon?

>>213775338
richard dawkins

>>213775321
They're in Trump's America

It's telling how regime liberal midwits all say "it's 1938!" when it comes to Ukraine

The fact is Hitler was justified in 1938 and Russia was justified in 2022.

>>213775281
>britons lost to this

>>213775333
im counting all european ethnic groups as one just as i would all of the african ethnic groups
we are so closely related

Work is sending a little rorke like me to WOKING next week
Might actually implode

>>213775357
diddy ahh post

>>213775338
was it pepe the frog

>>213775388
Haha

Rorke in
Woking

>>213775372
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>213775376
>im counting all european ethnic groups as one just as i would all of the african ethnic groups
Then you're actually even more retarded than I thought

>>213775373
just put the fries in the bag

>>213775375
are you really italian

lettuce be real you'd shag them all

spoiler that hog

did you ever have to live with one of them in shared accommodation at uni?

>>213775420
Brown hands typed this

hot and farty

>>213775420
am i wrong doe are we not all extremely closely related with minor variations
is the modern day englishman not almost identical to the modern day french german or swede

need to peel off my boxers

>>213775369
Mossad accidentally bombing her house after this

>>213775429
>Garden tiki torches
They're really scary :)

>>213775439
Yes why

>>213775451
them? no but it was fucking shite regardless

>>213775440
4 and 5 for me

>>213775372
wish she was my sister

finna order some mcdonalds tomorrow yessir

>>213775440
mikey's sisters

Beginning to worry our elites actually are planning WW3 given that ALL of the NATO + Five Eyes glownigger regimes are rolling out internet censorship

>>213775446
should be an orange warning out for the colour of my piss i'm so dehydrated from all the sweating

>>213775506
A man of taste

>>213775440
I wouldn't shag any of them because I'm a stone cold incel who hates women

could order a pizza but i think it's too hot

>>213775483
Catson kinda sounds like Cazzon which means big dick in italian

>>213774941
never been

>>213775455
time to accept I'm fully americanised

>>213775189
Uhhhh yeah it has, pretty successfully.
The beaker people died.
The celts died.
The Romans died.
The anglo saxons died.
The vikings died.
Now the English are going to die.

>>213775529
order one and let it cool down

>>213775440
Now outer int are going to be using these obvious pikeys as an example of British women (again)

>>213775519
Wow

>>213775468
>am i wrong doe
Yes

>>213775529
bet the paki on the ebike would still turn up in a coat

evening like this i want nothing more than to suck down a few monster cans no wonder my sleep is fucked

>>213775554
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

so it happened AGAIN

>>213775521
THey should use emojis

Would you rather shag your mum or sister if you had to choose

>>213774902
dividends use the same tax brackets as salary but the rates are different (20% / 40% / 45% for salary vs. 8.75% / 33.75% / 39.35%) so it makes sense to use up the personal allowance with the salary and then eat up the rest with dicidends on the much lower rate

>Wouldnt you also pay corporation tax on the profit?
the salary and pension contribution are tax deductible expenses, as is the £1135.5 in employer NIC. that leaves the company with £50,294.5 in profit taxed at the corporation tax rate of 25%. that then leaves the company with £37,720.87, enough to pay you £37,700 in dividends and leaving £20.87 in the company's account for a rainy day.

>>213774938
no it's the normal thing to do and accountants would advise you to do it like that, I just checked the maths myself to make sure I understand it.

Feels like a Saturday

>>213775567
Screaaaaaming

>>213775554
fuck sake another goddess ruined by t*ttoos

>>213775560
back it up with evidence and prove me wrong

>>213775567
They live with 50C all year round
30C is the equivalente of freezing temps for them

I’m so fucking horny

>>213775588
mum in her pomp or mum now (dead)?
defo her in her pomp she has monster boobies

>2200AD
>An Irishman and an Englishman are in a teahouse
>The Irishman says to the Englishman
>"Fuck you Bastard! For what you did to my people! Bastard bitch! Fuck you bloody!"
>To which the English chap replies
>"Bastard! Saar! Fuck you mother! Eat a potato! Bastard!"

>>213775604
I would have sex with her

>>213775589
Are you a tax accountant?

>Englishmen, Greeks and Romanians are all the same
>Bantus, pygmys and Yoruba are all the same
I'm not even joking, rorke has fully lost the plot

>>213775588
used to wank with my sisters knickers and stuck her hairbrush up my arse once when i went through a phase of fancying her, so might be nice to relive that

>>213775619
>Eat a potato! Bastard!
done him

>>213774502
Zoomers have no idea what that is

Le Horny Man On His Computer Lol

>>213775619
:)

>>213775619
I'm with Indian number 2 on this

>>213775614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8WvayAo1M

>>213775619
Then there's me. Just chilling in the corner. Supping an ice cold Asahi no doubt.

>>213775634
>pygmys
Always trying to sneak your own in arent you

>>213775648
What was the thought process with the brush

trans women are real women
diversity is our strength
covid vaccines are safe and effective
the holocaust happened

>>213775634
Aren’t people nowadays from northern and Western Europe basically the same genetically though

>>213775582
TND

>>213775694
just feels nice to coom with something up your arse and i was imagining she'd used it on her vag to girlwank

>>213775628
my mum was

our honor

>>213775582
How do you fail in murdering a defenseless toddler

>>213775717
dont know whether to order a kebab or a kfc

too hot

>>213775725
Freakoid

>>213775607
lmao how you even find this

>>213775728
fancy the arse off her

It's very gay how Australian right wingers accuse people they dislike of being Chinese agents when China is de factor NatSoc and Australia is judeo-capitalist and ethnically replacing Whites

>>213775727
corr i bet she does filthy things with numbers

>>213775728
Thought she was standing in front of a climbing wall at first

>>213775745
Get the new zinger kebab from kfc mate and add corn chips

>>213775634
genetically english, greek and romanians all cluster together very closely. all europeans are more genetically similar to each other than to anyone else

>>213775788
Same lol

>>213775776
>de factor

>>213775791
that would solve nothing
i need a donner meat wrap or to eat big drumsticks

>>213775728
would like to chart her isobars phwoar

>>213775744
kek was about to make this exact post

new

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>>213775834

>>213775834

>>213775800
Yeah but how close is that. You can say that an English person and a Greek person are more similar than any other group but if they’re still relatively far apart it means nothing.

>>213775776
>de factor

yeah hmm nah

right well that's just going to be deleted isn't it

>>213775841
rorke getting lucky with his friends mum

>>213775845
no gentically an english person is far closer to a greek than to any non-european group such as those from the middle east or asia or africa. you are being disingenuous