“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

“Take the L” zoom-zooms.

>>513942436
>English women
>hit the runway
Emphasis on hit.

>>513549790
Uh-oh… sounds like we’ve got zoomer mischief… sounds like some little guys need the talk

Boomers lost their virginity at 13. They had sweet muscle cars gifted to them at age 15. Great concerts with the best bands cheap. Top quality drugs everywhere. Losers were getting their kill count up to 100 by age 24. Free college into a $10,000 house and a high-paying job they found in the yellow pages.

Millennials like myself got to enjoy 20-something’s and raves and parties by age 14. Saw Moby, Bowie, busta rhymes, bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, chemical bros. Got to enjoy a million crazy fucking nights without anyone complaining. Dad gifted me a forest green Beamer at age 15. The pussy was free. Abundant for all.

Zoomers in their youth have… asmongold videos. And jeet memes. And maybe they can hook up with a 200 lb. uggo if they play their cards right.

>>213755370

You're right.

>>213695895
The inner rose is coming out.

>>127392087
lol son our women weren’t 200 lbs. at age 18… you kids have no idea how fat your girls are going to get in about 10 years. Never in history have young people been obese. This is new territory.

>>213661091
It’s too bad Natalie hasn’t been able to glean any fashion tips from zoomerettes who are just killing it right now.

lettuce be real you'd shag them all

Bully slags.

>>512668792
Zoomers… are you going to let this alpha dawg just fucking punk you? He’s calling you kids out.

If only African AMERICAN women could learn from white British slags…

>we HATE you
>we want you to help our team
>i’ll bet your rating is real low IRL!
>we want you to help our team

zoomers, i know that we disagree on a lot, but i think that maybe you kids are smart enough to understand what a “contradiction” is

and i will reiterate a point that apparently has to be made repeatedly since you kids live out in lala land which is that when you cheat on lichess and manage to achieve a fucking sub-2000 rating that does not put you above 9 year old indian kids rated 700 USCF

that kid has a real rating. yeah it’s low. but he had the balls to show up to a tournament with his mommy and he played real games in the real world and achieved a real rating

if you tell someone IRL that you’re 2000 they are going to be so shocked and then suspicious about you when you finally reveal “oh i don’t mean FIDE or even national”

lichess or any site is inherently easier to cheat than real life tournaments. we do not consider some kid a prodigy because he figured out how to reach 2800 without getting caught on the interwebz.

>>512522142
Beautiful english rose

>>714986206
Real western women are much fatter and with an even worse skin care than Hollywood vampires lol

Cor blimey! How I'd like to wet my sausage in them!