Thread 213790360

Reasons to love Mexico

>Only nation founded by huitzilopochtli's chosen people
>Won one world war
>Best tacos
>Most powerful cuisine by far
>Defeated the nazis, french and the alamo
>Brought multiculturalism and diversity to america
>All the best lucho libre, tv and liveleak videos are mexican
>Best nature
>Big desert
>Big volcano
>Big history
>Big ass
>All the best music is Mexican

I kneel.

Reasons to hate Mexico
>brown
>tribalistic people with a diarrahea language
>shitty music
>loud
>racist
>criminals

>>213790360 (OP)
I have any reasons to not love Mexico
t. Chi

>>213790391
>loud
You've never met Puerto Ricans and Dominicans. I'll trade these turbo wetbacks for Mexicans anyday.

At first glance, Mexico might seem like a corrupt Narco-State. And well, it is. But you see, one of their spirit gods demands sacrifice and if they don't the Earth will end. The Mexicans are sorcerers and they run some sort of otherwordly machinery.
Truly a cosmic people.

>>213790360 (OP)
you forgot
>cartels
>fingers on the street
>bodies hanging from bridges
>family members getting abducted
>reporters going missing never to be found alive

>>213790479
you should thank them, chalchiuatl is required so the sun wouldnt stop. and if the sun stops orbiting earth it would fall into earth

>>213790360 (OP)
release epstein files and expose the international jewish blackmail mafia

>>213790360 (OP)
>>Only nation founded by huitzilopochtli's chosen people
protip the "chosen people" were all killed by the romans and mexico is a catholic nation. mexico is more catholic than italy

Mexico? More like Mexikino.

>>213791027
Part of the blood sacrifice. It is like a wheel.

>>213791027
no they werent

>>213790474
mexoid said only three fiddy are required each year to maintain the sun

Please, annex mexico. We are 25% jewish thanks to the expell of sepahrdics from spain in 1492. Bibi would make us a thriving land like Israel.

>>213790360 (OP)
>huitzilopochtli
A flying dinosaur?

>>213792565
you decide who rules over mexoids
what we need is to uncover your secrets
>>213792606
might be

>>213791027
that was just the latins forcing their prefered method of human sacrifice on them (auto da fe).
The god of rape conquored most of the world for a few hundred years but that time is over now. Catholicism is over.

>>213792565
I don't want more jews in mexico, every jew I know is the worst gringo and they offend god and get mad on the ressurection. They bring curses on the land and rape children.

>>213792757
< They bring curses on the land and rape children.
Nope those are just the locals

>>213792757
>They bring curses on the land and rape children
Nope those are just the locals

>>213791033
name one

>>213792806
Your people are the rape gods chosen slaves so the only thing I feel for you is pity. He is going to make your people suffer for all eternity and you know that.

>>213792847
Hopefully when the catholics are gone we'll see that number shrink, but at the end of the day patriarchal cultures lead to increased rates of molestation. What needs to happen is a widespread social change that recognizes women as people, but that's a bigger issue not isolated to Mexico.

>>213790381
do usa love them?