Boardgames with my brazilian gf edition

anime

neoliberal bull logging in

another day in my loner incel life

Any post under this flag after mine is an impersonator. I love black penis and fantasise about it for up to 14 hours a day.

i peeked

im in good shape and lift 4 times a week and can manage maybe 30-40 clean pushups
it's harder when you have some lean mass on you

Makes sense tbqh ziedbelg is a fucking weirdo after all

>>213814342
shut the fuck up heathernonce

Reckon 90% of my mental energy in the corporate world goes to pretending I’m not racist and pretending I agree with the bullshit buzzwords about “inclusion” or what ever that the firm is pushing to justify hiring as few people who look and think like me as possible.

bottom: di likkle timmy asking katy out
top: sir hymen snapper
mmhmm x

wish I could do something with someone but alas I am disabled

>>213814364
gf status?

>>213814350
Mhmm

>>213814350
kys mousenonce

>>213814393
what kind of disabled

Mousenonce. Heathernonce. Are they the same or are they two different people?

5am with a 9hr shift tomorrow and have been rage watching british migrant videos on youtube all night
This was fun though
https://youtu.be/2ALA3ws4c84

>>213814345
>>213814392
why wont you prove you're not ziedbelg itd be so easy

so he just wanted black willies in his bumhole all along. makes sense when you think about it. pleased for you to finally admit it belgian lad x

>>213814392
As it's black too, surely this just implies that "timmy" has a small black penis right?

wen katy send battydem on snapchat

so did i

Any KPop Demon Hunter lad in?

>mmhmm
audio representation of ziedy choking on cronem baton
>x
visual representation of his bumhole getting ready to receive vigorous quicktaps

>>213814345
>>213814392
>>213814350
impersonator

>>213814364
I was up to 100 pushups broken into sets of 20 at the start of the summer. With work and this insane heat I let it slide but want to get back at it when summer finally fucks off

>>213814364
I weigh like 60kgs and 50 clean is my max. No idea how to get beyond that since I'm physically incapable of "bulking"

>>213814364
someone mentioned doing push ups about a week or so ago and it got a decent amount of replies so he's rolled that into his bait routine

>>213814350
>>213814457
impersonator

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

turns out my penis is 10cm and thin
turns out it's caged
turns out vigorous anal bashing with a black dildo will tek place x

>>213814415
pnts

peng

Mad how I was such a shitty boyfriend with my ex
Cannot fault her for dumping me, in hindsight it was the right decision for her

>>213814471
Height ?

The faint-hearted should not post here tomorrow
Diego is going to be in rare form. Taking no prisoners. He's already shown me his posts!

>>213814404
Stfu nigger leave this general. That Belgian faggot needs a bullet in his head.

>>213814462
not impressive if it's in 5 sets, do it in 2 sets

>>213814394
im american posting in /brit/ what do you think

>>213814507
5'11

>>213814484
impersonator

>>213814499
timmy's crush

>>213814480
why don't you just prove it to us then
can't tell any of these posts apart from your usual ones desu

wish you lads could smell the aroma emanating from my arse rn

i am very concerned for my reputation

The Belgians… they’re multiplying…

>>213814417
heather > mousenonce, mousenonce is a jealous freak just look at what he’s been doing itt the last thread to the belgian
>>213814515
silly timmy

>>213814525
I don't fucking know this doesn't signify anything you stupid yank cunt

dark fruits weather this

>>213814556
impersonator

>Bram City council tweeted: "Tonight we will be lighting the Library of Birmingham green and white to mark the eve of 77th anniversary of Pakistan's independence day on the 14th August."

>>213814517
I'm not competing with you. The dumbest thing guys do at the gym is try to compete with another guy it's gay

>>213814569
kill yourself heathernonce

>>213814542
currently launching an unshowered small boat cronem into the toilet myself

>>213814582
Impersonator

>>213814525
happily married to a latina and living in a big house with a big truck?

>>213814531
180cm and 60kg doesnt sound right

>>213814515
silly timmy

Infected finger status: completely healed :)

>>213814542
mhmm 3pm gherkin sten

>>213814615
I'm 180cm and 55kg

>>213814462
tbf i can do weighted pushups for reps of 20 so i just don't have the rep quantity in me

>>213814569
shut the fuck up heatherpaedo literally nobody likes you lmfao

>>213814486
my cock is like a pepperami

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzlYTK9aj8s

bible study group be like

thinking about the vicious clartening my arsehole's about to endure

>>213814596
>>213814640
silly little timmy xx

>>213814615
Well it is. Always had a small frame.

nigga name is keir

>>213814583
fun fact: birmingham city council is 3/4 of a billion quid in debt

>>213814534
ziedy in on christmas
fantasising bout cronem again mhm x

>>213814662
mmhmm nun he cud ever do xx

some proper twigs itt, bet they would snap in a strong breeze

>>213814662
impersonator

Hate the cuckle brothers so much
Hate heathermong more though since I can't even filter him

>>213814632
Elton reaching behind his back and pulling these out before putting them on your plate

>>213814604
>>213814582
>>213814556
impersonator

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>zoidberg
puttering

>>213814700
he paying for a vpn LOL
>>213814714
mmhmm see dat luh cross on your top right corner? give dat a luh click yeah x

nth for the holodem

>>213814714
stfu mousetimmy xx

>>213814694
what a fucking sad case
no doubt he'll laugh it off as 'ironic' or some nonsense

>>213814727
>>213814740
Impersonator

>>213814691
Full of corrupt paki councillors too

Mousenonce will absolutely body that freak Belgian, just like he did Diego.
He'll rape him so badly that the Belgian will look down and increase his pace to get away from mouse nonce if he saw him in the street.
In fact I think we should chip in to send mouse once a case of energy drinks, tobacco and SIM cards to encourage a vicious doing of the Belgian

>>213814746
kill yourself heathernonce

>>213814757
>>213814727
>>213814705
impersonator, trying to sow confusion LOL

>>213814446
seen it pop up on my recommended but not watched it yet

>>213814773
mousechad is discriminated against by the moderation team (just like me)

>>213814773
>t. mousenonce

you can post like me if you want but take off the belgian flag

Taylor Swift stuns for ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’

popping down clappers direct anyone want owt x

I do not understand the Holy Roman Empire.

>>213814446
Goyslop nonsense

>>213814773
jealous luh mousetimmy xx

>>213814791
>>213814810
>>213814811
impersonator

>>213814773
>mouse once

need a luh bbc in my timmy ass x

>>213814737
BUY THE DIP

mad how none of this would happen if we just moved to /bant/

>>213814824
the german sovl

cronem administering leaky pg tips (-2) mummies hp

>>213814863
nobody's moving there 'fic give up

>>213814817
my crush
nun i could do tho
my luh 10 cm willy could never LOL

Wish I were a doctor purely for the smug sense of satisfaction I think I’d get from telling people I was a doctor.

posting about black cock here every day to no replies is his entire life and he's afraid it's being taken away from him

cronem administering leaky pg tips to my dying mum LOL

>>213814753
corrrrrrr

>>213814852
>>213814841
>>213814885
>>213814882
impersonator

>>213814882
>>213814885
>>213814910
true and honest posters

Tom Landry Middle School rules!

>>213814923
sup crodie x
need a dick in my bum x

fucking hell just ban this annoying cunt

>>213814883
didnt link a thread to move to now did i
you're obsessed with that other leaf

daddy he wheezin
mummy she screamin
3pm peekin

>>213814824
Feudal system innit

>>213814910
>>213814923
>>213814933
impersonator

>>213814947
LOL

>>213814947
LOL

[to my luh dying mum in the timmy hospital]

blacked by the cronem
you're getting blacked by the cronem
you're getting blacked by the cronemmmm

mmhmm all nice and well but i bet the s curved yardies are about to administer a wicked cervical bashening while timmy playing on his luh vpn xx

mmhmm yeah dat all nice an well mi bet di skinny cronem dem a vigorously an violently bashing dem massive batons dung -2 likkle back xx

>>213814958
>>213814968
>>213814947
impersonator

>>213814824
>>213814877
prussian*

sorry ziedy but we're getting used to this luh belgian flag x

nun you gon do x

>>213814824
Unification through fear. Of France and of Catholics

>>213814909
truly remarkable actually

we just gonna take this belgian flag smooth off you

LOL

>>213814947
>>213814958
>>213814968
>>213814973

impersonator

>>213814981
best he cud do x

>>213815016
it is very very funny

mmhmm yeah dat all nice an well but i bet the s curved black dildos are about to administer a wicked rectal bashening to my arse while I'm playing on my luh pc

My 8 months of neetdom comes to an end tomorrow. Jumping straight in to 12 hour days

possibly the biggest meltdown in /brit/ history

nun i cud do x

>>213815037
LOL

>>213815011
>HRE
>Fear of Catholics
Rorke, I...

>>213815004
>>213815026
>>213815037
>>213815049

impersonator

>>213815040
I'm afraid I can't see it. Whatever it is, I must have it filtered.

>>213815040
not even close

>>213815038
yeah 8 months.. long time..

>>213815038
good luck mate

This thread is sponsored by GayPorn4Less

niggas mad about a poster and end up ruining their own thread to "counter" it lol

>>213814364
because pushups are a vanity for teenagers and most people outgrow caring about them

>>213814817
Too old

>>213815072
people who aren't retarded filtered him months ago

kys mousenonce mods why is he allowed to use multiple vpns to impersonate the belgian

>>213815058
>how was this united
Yes
There were protestant electors

UltraWide baton slowly inserting and administering permanent adjustments
lil timmy coping on belgian vpn posting gay fantasies x

>>213815083
LOL

>>213815042
is raping cows with bull semen wrong when we need our milk?

checkmate FEMOID

>>213815042
foids love rape

>>213815038
katy's accepted night shift at the gherkin
timmy on mop duty

UltraWide black dildo slowly inserting into my arse and administering permanent adjustments

>>213815038
Unfortunate but you may find it improves your life to have a routine, go out and interact physically with other people, and make some money, being at work stops you spending money while at home too.
What is it you're doing?

>>213815086
Pretty sure it’s DTFIC on a VPN, exact same posting style as him and both appeared at the same time.

>>213815111
serve him ffs

mhmmm schizophrenic delusions about a building in london

nun my brain culd do xx

>>213815144
don't like the spam? just filter flag silly timmy x

>>213815095
oh honey

>>213815112
>>213815083
>>213815133
>>213815155
impersonator

>>213815155
mmhmm xx

>>213815144
he's been trying to get the lads on /bant/ for a while now

>>213815086
Was already ruined spaino

10x lush, 50x lush, even 100x lush

>>213815038
good luck lad

>>213815111
starberges

>>213815144
it’s him and mousenonce

>>213815111
>just a catpuccino please :3

>>213815147
He wants a cattucino

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

cuckold crew complaining about belgian flag spam for the first time in their lives

wonder why LOL

>>213815147
I'd serve him a fucken uppercut the bastard

>>213815111
one catpurrcino please

>>213815215
impersonator

>>213815208
>>213815209
77th brigade jew bot shill ukrainebot shill bot israel vpn bot jew bot shills

>>213815215
impersonator

Did someone say catuccino?

>>213815243

i am so sweaty

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We're committed to making sure you don't turn out like me.

planning a luh vacation

>>213815220
>>213815240
>>213815255
impersonator trying to sow confusion

>>213815243

What's Devon like? Music festival is coming up there, but it'd be something like 350 quid to go between the tickets, transport and place to stay. Not sure if it's worth it

I got in there first with it
The rest of you are... copy cats >_<

>>213815278
LOL

The singular Belgium freak is onamadone

>>213815285
kyoot kot

>>213815283
impersonator

>>213815215
i don't think your reputation could get any lower to be honest

>>213815287
you wont be spending any time exploring devon if you're going to a festival you fucking idiot

>>213815083

>>213815080
Thanks
>>213815135
Yea, every time im a toilfreak I imagine all the wonderful things I'd do if I could only be a waster again. When neethood comes back around I just rot in bed and waste all my time on screens. I got another cushy food manufacturing job where you just stand around and watch the machines. Got classes starting next month so I'll be activeee

dtfic is spaki and so is the Belgian poster
so spaki is pretending to impersonate one of his personas using another one of his personas
what a mong he is

>>213815287
There's people there who will hurt you, because of who you are.

>>213815287
For me its dorset

Belgian spamming is it? *leaves the thread to come back tomorrow*

>>213815291
Stop being a fag and post about canada being your gay lover again or something

>>213815320
all being brutally mogged by left ngl

>>213815278
>>213815279
>>213815294
>>213815314
impersonator

>>213815362
impersonator

Make every Mother's Day Special with Clinton's.

it's one poster known as mousenonce that made up that lore about me
to try to get me off /brit/ he did these things so far:
first he tried to impersonate me with a belgian vpn, i marked those with impersonator:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

when that failed, he made up lore about me to try to somehow 'ruin' my reputation by comparing me to a random belgian anon called ziedbelg he found in the archives:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ziedbelg/country/gb/filter/text/

his "proof" is this post that also appeared on /brit/
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459
this is literally the same poster admitting its just some copy pasta
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#q201578675

this is someone confirming that it's made up and if mousenonce keeps spamming it people will start to believe it:
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204930
this is him admitting to his braindead plan
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204866
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208241241/#208241675

other stuff he desperately tries to do is saying that he got me filtered, to try to discourage me from posting, he also does this with other posters he doesn't like
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/filter%20him/country/gb/

he also got caught replying to himself on different devices:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/devices/country/be/


he's extremely deranged and obsessed with me, i hope he gets over his trauma some day

>>213815340
spakception

>>213815320
All vile harridans

That's the gay porn burger ordered on deliveroo

serbia is currently having an uprising but no one in the media or on social media is talmbout it

dtfic on a mad fucking one

>>213815338
Nice. What kind of food is it?
I'm assuming you can get some of this food for free or discount as a perk too?

discord

>>213815391
I see, who is going to take over the government

>>213815391
been in the news since it started

*sends email to Ofcom telling them to get a move on and ban this godforsaken site already*

>>213815111
he should be executed for this

leftypol clapping as deliveroo abdul arrives with his maccies

>>213815390
Vile nonce you are

At Staedtler, our goal is to make sure you get the right measurements. No matter how big (or small) that might be.

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/

had a mildly satisfying wank

>>213815380
impersonator

>>213815380
huh? no one's going to read all this nonsense

>>213815419
non-chuds if they succeed

>>213815380
>he's extremely deranged and obsessed with me
I genuinely think that more normal than being derangly obsessed with black cocks and posting about them everyday including Christmas day

you're telling me a gay porn made this burger?

>>213815380
posting about black cock is your entire life and you're having a breakdown because it's all being taken away

>>213815437
impersonator

>>213815446
impersonator trying to sow confusion

>>213815320
twice mogged

You’re telling me that a nothing made this burger?

>>213815458
you're boring asl LOL

mousey is righteous in any case

>>213815391
They recently took in loads of immigrants. My serbian friend said they're not worried because serbia has no gibs so they wont stay, theyll just move to Germany

When he's not on here banging on about God, homealoneeveryfridaynight can be found on his YouTube channel Cracking The Cryptic

Telegram wanktoil looms

>>213815472
LOL nun i culd do x

>>213815456
im not obsessed with black cocks, you literal homosexual
and yeah we get it you LOVE christmas

mousenonce walking into /brit/ like prime steve austin

>>213815505
hs?

>>213815391
it's such a small country nobody cares

>>213815515
you are though

>>213815318
It's not going to be on 24/7 you spanner, I'd be going a day early and leaving the afternoon after, and I'd have the morning and afternoons of each to explore because these things don't typically start till later in the afternoon.

raping my own arse at 99999mph

10cm x

>>213815515
could've fooled me

>>213815519
>>213815511
>>213815490
>>213815478
impersonator

i'm like mousenonce lite but no one ever notices me

if you saw my gimmick portfolio your mind would melt

>>213815553
impersonator

>>213815449

belgianon rattling the runt cage from the inside

>>213815518
Using his lunacy for good

stone cold steve incel

>>213815561
impersonator trying to sow confusion

>>213815555
sad thing to brag about desu

the absolute state of this thread
why are you guys still here

>>213815583
impersonator trying to sow confusion

>>213815588
Someone said catpurrccino

>>213815592
impersonator adopting my message to sow confusion

>>213814350
report this post for avatar/signature


>>213815592

report this post for avatar/signature

easyJEW prices are ridiculous for extras on a flight lads

>>213815515
He'd grab belgfreak perform a stone cold stunner followed by an RKO then finish him with a people's elbow

>>213815622
impersonator adopting my message to sow confusion

and den i told katy, it wont hurt

>>213815588
funny

>>213815588
I came here to see you

Proudly presented by Hubbel. We're here for those very small jobs, and for those that are just far away enough for a little peek.

>>213815588
got no friends

To finish off this abysmal thread, what did you get for YOUR A-Levels?

>>213815653
LOL

D O N E D O N

>>213815588
I have the Belgium flag filtered

bookmarkedpostM0£. the mods should have this image burned into their logs

thats all im saying. the absolute state of this thread. report his posts

>>213815518
This is him entering any thread

>>213815664
>>213815653
>>213815637
impersonator

>>213815663
ABB which is like 10 A* in todays market

average weekend for katy

>>213815663
About 100 extra but more for uncovered

>>213815688
pang pang panicking LOL

>>213815663
A*A*AB

>>213815688
my crush

so what's the end goal of ruining the thread exactly

ni2gger nigg3er nigge5r ni1gger nigger4 nigg1er nig2ger

Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it

*enters thread*
haha how's it eveni-
*falls through the floor into /cum/*

i want to get him to stop impersonator me so i can go back to posting my thoughts

i want to get him to stop impersonator me so i can go back to posting my thoughts

>>213815730
the fat janny is a yank and is bad for all the threads he moderates. he is the problem with the level that he is at and the places he is in control of are like this

if it's hip, it's here

>>213815750
about black cocks?

>>213815731
what do the numbers mean, unc?

i want to get him to stop impersonator me so i can go back to posting my thoughts

>>213815663
ABB but I did proper subjects (maths physics history)

>>213815763
>>213815750
impersonator
silly mousenonce x

>>213815788
impersonator
silly mousenonce x

kill yourself. you are not welcome here
imagine being low quality even for 4chan. imagine getting reported and banned on 4chan (and fighting for that). you should kill yourself in real life.

>>213815712
Hans coming in to reassure her flat face

>>213815669
same
wtf are these people thinking
although i don't mind because it might one day lead to /brit/ becoming as big on /bant/ as it is here so we can filter individual posters as well as flags, and people can't sockpuppet as easily

>>213815788
just prove you're black it's so easy

>>213815784
impersonator
>>213815799
impersonator

>>213815810
stop replying to me crodie

Huge showdown between Deegs and Tobes tomorrow
Mousey as we all know was one step away from black belt in karate (which he says car-art-ay) so could be feisty
Diego though has the Lord (God, Yahweh) on his side
Most likely however, is it does not happen.

we are going to keep posting on the belgian flag x

nun you gon do bout it likkle incel x

kill yourself
goodbye

very disappointed with the thread - not that any of the good posters are still here. this is what you get for filtering, by the way

>>213815730
it's their tragic form of entertainment
you ever see those groups of kids who spend their time scrawling on public toilet walls and breaking stuff?

>>213815834
impersonator
>>213815712
impersonator

>me, filtering all the bad flags
why did this thread reach 300 so fast?

>>213815843
Have a Pot Noodle and eryting irie

>>213815843
give dat luh cross a click x

>>213815843
mousenonce cope x

>>213815853
sad it's so much better to just funpost without the autistic ritual baiting but i guess they can't help it

>>213815871
Don't you find it funny that our own bumboy freak virgin that constantly sucks up to us can't even tell the difference?

>>213815894
impersonator now trying to sound like me

>>213815908
>>213815908
>>213815908

>>213815841
When the morning comes and Diego awakens from his drunken stupor, the only thing he will find is mousey standing triumphant atop belgfreaks headless corpse, it's anus full of piss

>>213815905
he can clearly tell the difference silly timmy x

went on a tinder date. don't date often so didn't know how to start it and was really nervous so said "how are you?" like ten times because I couldn't think of anything else and held my hand out for a handshake which she didn't accept. entire date was dead in the water from that moment on

>>213815941
Non yank non anime edition

>>213815900
yeah they're miserable and disturbed and it is sad

>>213815931
Can't bloody wait

>>213815841
>>213815931
>>213816018
what's this?

>>213815659
*makes a gang sign with my hands spelling out ktim*