Thread 213855737

rat boy edition

>>213851503

>>213855737 (OP)
>own a home in a part of town thats 40% black
OR
>rent an apartment in a part of town thats 3% black
You must choose white man

Play world of warcraft

DON'T EVER TOUCH A BLACK MAN'S RADIO

im indian

sarrrrr i am indian fucking help me please

>>213855861
>this made boomers shit and piss their pants

>>213855654
>circlekin
that's a new one

>>213855884
it makes everyone laugh

Imagine having once chance at life, and you are born an Indian.

What a grim existence.

>>213855908
maybe if you're dalit but i hear being brahmin is pretty chill

>>213855895
No it's not

What you racist /cum/skins don't understand is that there are a lot of Indians who are way more smart and successful than you.

This is me and fk

I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth

>>213855978
/brit/s trying to understand /cum/ culture

>>213855982
goddamn what are they FEEDING those boys?

so true

>>213856009
my mom thought I'd be a surgeon cause you need precise hands or some shit lol

hyuck hyuck hyuck

just hit that thc dude gang weed vape ordering food rn too, I'm a good goy and will eat my goyslop delivered by a class of undesirables

>>213855940
circlekin was only posted three times before 2025, so while it is not new per se, it has only a recent surge in popularity
(all me btw)

ok now that's funny

>>213856079
DUDE

WE LIVE IN A SINKPEEGANG

#GANGWEED

> YouTube Shorts
zoom zoom to you too, zoomie
zoom zoom to you too

wait why are trump and putin talking live rn

>Trump and Putin are announcing joint invasion of Ukraine.

Whoa.

>>213856106
Millennial Jones...

>>213856102
I have never sinkpissed but sometimes at home I will put my feet in the sink and was them at random

>>213856107
what do you mean why

Jason invented urkelkin and circle 5 years ago

>>213856143
I once caught a guy pissing all over the floor in a public bathroom, he thought he was alone but I was using the urinal and he was in a stall. He just pissed all over the walls and floor.
I was at the sink washing my hands and saw it happening and when he walked out of the stall and there was a visible piss puddle all over the floor I said "what the fuck?" and he literally ran out.
I told campus security but I doubt they did anything. He was black too.

>>213856182
I mean literally what I said
I don't watch the news

>>213856183
kike means circle, dumbass
and urkel used to be a prominant poster in cum circa 2017

bowels are a-rumbling

>>213856183
I've been here too long

already drunk

Is there any Youtuber more pathetic than iDubbbz at this point?

>54k likes
https://x.com/realDaveReilly/status/1955137077298991227

>>213856228
giwtwmsb

>>213856231
ja/ck/?

I never click on Xitter links that get posted here.

>>213856231
ethan klein

>>213856245
do you like fuentes because he has gay sex with mexicans?

>>213856255
Same. Posting Youtube Shorts links should be an automatic 30 day ban.

>groypers won
>jason and BAP lost
https://x.com/DelGroyp/status/1955771749926363147

Summit was nothingburger

I'm the brain

Making nuggers and fries
Tequila in my lemonade

>>213856332
stop telling me to kill myself

>>213856353
sweer potato fry?

>>213856353
I usually pair my lemonade with vodka

>>213856353
do they have vegetables in mooseland

>>213856366
No just the regular kind
>>213856370
I don't have any vodka and the tequila was on sale

>>213856372
fries are prepared vegetables

if you're allergic to peanuts maybe you aren't supposed to make it.

>>213856231
I think he's being abused by his gf

there are like 5 things to do in this life and they all grow old quickly

>>213856428
he was a beta fag and he got some insane pussy that blew his mind, she sucked out his soul and basically made him a perma-cuck.

>>213856471
list all 5

>>213856471
jerking off, reading manga, and playing wow never go out of style

>>213856251
Honestly aside from being a lolcow ja/ck/'s life is kind of fine, he's basically just a typical boomer, fat stereotypical american, owns his house and has a suspicious amount of money, has a wife that basically waits on him hand and foot, abused his children consequence free when he was younger, has a weird christian bend when he wants, rants about weird conspiracy theories occasionally which enrages zoomies who can do nothing about it

His life is identical to any other midwest boomer they just don't have cameras on them at all times

>>213856491
going shopping
watching television
eating
going to church
gambling

>>213856522
i can think of some more things to do than just that

aber nein aber nein sprach sie

>>213856518
he's lost use of his arm because of his stroke

>>213856545
such as

>>213856231
boogie

someone said i was triggered

>>213856568
ASS SMELLING

I will be appearing on pop the balloon

>>213856565
jerk off
read japanese cartoon books
drink alcohol
make toys/drugs
ride motorcycles
punch people/things
listen to goth girl comforts you ASMR
video games
obsessing over marvel movies or disney world

huzzah! you win the internet today good sir!

>>213856565
smoking crack
arguing with others online
chasing women at night
mailing pipebombs to government buildings
constructing a heavily armoured bulldozer in your garage

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR3wdsnn8E6lpZxCMCKNtV0OyPThREGPA
this is actually genius. it oozes soul

>>213856595
LARD GARGLING

this is a practise post before i attempt the real one, please don't read it or reply to it.

oh dear it appears I've wasted some rather significant digits. oopsie.

if you resolved you were gonna assassinate someone who would you go for

>>213856561
yeah most americans are fat pieces of shit with terrible health that's just average

this is what jason would be like if he were sane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCsfW22MCO0

>>213856518
jack isn't a midwestern msan

>>213856561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZTOjdoXhVo
holy fuck his arm is so fucked he has to do the mirror shit people with phantom pain do

crazy how big africa is, if this were an rpg or fantasy book it would be home to some eternal empire that rules the whole land with its advanced tech

instead half those niggas is still living in the stone age

>>213856666
wasted

>>213856773
yes but he's very similar to 99% of midwest boomerpublicans

>>213856756
zoomers are extremely tiresome to listen to when they speak.

my greatest accomplishment has been lost to time.

>>213856779
it's full of warlords so that's a step in the right direction

my jeetdash dasher is a blond haired white man named Derick :)

>>213856782
i specifically asked you not to read it. why would you do this to me.

>>213856798
yeah but they're black my fantasy world is full of white warlords fighting for honorable causes

>>213856779
>one half desert, one half rainforest
most people couldn't imagine a place so fucked. most people probably thought the continent was empty aside from a sparse population of natives before the transatlantic slave trade

>>213856816
are you paying him in cock?

>>213856816
is he Chicano or some other type of Latino American or perhaps a Latino migrant?

>>213856796
I dont like to one-up people so I keep my greatest achievements to myself

>>213856816
one day i hope to get so fat i can clasp my hands over my gut like that and use it as some kind of a shelf or perch for small tasks.

>>213856842
your great humility inspires me

>>213856828
wypipo already had their warrior arc

Labubu

>>213856853
how do people get fat? as I get older I just stopped eating meat, cocacola and even coffee... I barely eat any lettuce

>>213856828
the noble cause of the african warlords is ethnic genocide. once africa is fully homogeneous then it becomes wakanda

>>213856832
god I wish

>>213856853
I think this is probably the best idea after like 50 you're already close to death by that point so there's nothing wrong with getting fat and gorging yourself your last few years

>>213856873
Matcha

hmmm. i wonder what will happen if i browse the deleted images on the /tv/ archive

had a good thought but the weed made me forget what I was gonna post

>>213856906
/jp/ is better btw :)

the weed also made you think it would be a good post

>>213856934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVeAuwU-uuU

Asmongold has gone all-in at this point, he just openly hates black people now on his streams and then reposts them to Youtube where they get +100,000 views.

Destiny would NEVER have the balls to be so based. Neither would that pussy Hasan.

>>213856963
jason doesn't like him because he has made anti-tranny comments

He's not my brother. He's; a mouse.

>>213856941
...better at what?

>>213856963
chudmongold is just playing to his audience desu

everyone had a terrible day today

will never care about streamers

>>213856959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKFzwtpRWnk

would you rather have a stroke that makes you retarded or have a stroke that makes you lose control of half of your body? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZRh1yCwN1w

2025 is undoubtedly the year of the chud

Can't believe Drumpf just said "we're going to give you Alaska, Putin"

>>213856985
Typical Jason, always bitter and brooding about something.
>>213857008
Filthy little Destiny hands typed this.

I know I'm gonna end up sucking dick if I drink too much

>>213857032
but ja/ck/ is both?

>>213856959
This is autism but I still immediately write down whatever half decent story idea or whatever I have because I was briefly obsessed with lynch in high school and heard him say that in interviews, I used to have little notepads filled with stuff but now I just use my phone notepad

Where's redditjeet at, hes the resident destiny cuck
https://youtu.be/PTDN4Vavk1U?si=K-6VAeDk_io7kCm5

True

got my foot long philly, edible is hitting, its a comfy Friday tbqh

>>213857091
h o l y s h i t he got KEKED HARD

destiny streams stopped being fun after the 2020 election

he peaked at dunking on berniebros

>>213857107
you got no future

>>213857042
he's diabetic too? jesus. i only remember him from that one colossaliscrazy video
https://youtu.be/p_3O2Bl5AbQ?t=19

>>213856941
Classic gosh "i'm not a pedo" pedo

>>213857092
imagine if he ends up cheating on her while there lol

do you heart nyc

>>213857140
daym drops cameo in this video before the fabled seared bite

>>213857134
>you got no future
I have a 6 figure salary and take like a month a year off, I have already actually made it to far further than I ever thought I would

I watched F1 on iMax, was really good

>>213857033
i will never be a chud

accomplished nothing award
tricked by putler again award

back from church

>>213857169
you mean i was projecting this whole time

>>213857107
I'm just heading to work. Hope it's an easy shift

so, what do I do if my wife wants to fuck a girl, a neighbor, do I Just let her be?

>>213857189
What did you learn today

I might be the only person who enjoys my posts

>>213857179
he should've pressured putler into surrendering and if putler refused, brought one of the supreme court justices over (the black one) to do a quick and speedy trial (they are the law) and then executed putler along with his stooges

bought a CD and I want to play it on my computer but i ran out of SATA cables so i'll have to unplug my HDD, rip the CD, then plug the HDD back in. i can't unplug the SSD because it has my OS on it.

>>213857189
snurch

>>213857201
join her

>>213857207
today is feast of the assumption. the priest told us about the importance of faith in life

>>213857235
you don't have an m.2 in 2025? you know that gives girls the ick, right?

you prolly got a beige computer

>>213857149
t. schizo

Would you adopt Baby Hitler?

>>213857241
that's the issue, she wants me to just watch, they are already sharing whatsapp and facebook...conversations are pretty hawt

>>213857283
watch and then try to join in. once they get turned on, they probably won't turn you away

watching a puppet harass leftoid faggots is surprisingly entertaining

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNOrGCEklmI

>>213857201
does your wife have a penis?

im a piece of shit

>>213857283
Women can't get each other pregnant so its not cuckoldry so yes you should do it, 2 women fucking each other while you watch is like chinese emperor shit

>>213857318
ok, thanks
>>213857332
nope, she does a really big clit

>jew is hotter
>i'm not a fan of blonde hair

>>213857256
do i look like a bazillionaire to you

what in the hell is a m.2?

>>213857369
Go away pedo

Nothing ever happens bros vindicated once again

btw ashkenazis are not semitic. they are actually the white jews

Alfredo Jalife talks about this

>>213857397
An ordinary SSD has REALLY fast read/write speeds, but they're limited by the SATA cables used to connect them to the motherboard. m.2 drives get around this by plugging directly into the motherboard, making them even faster than regular SSDs.

what about a Brazzillionaire and it's a guy from Rio who makes well produced pornos featuring girls with giant asses and he's filthy rich

it's becoming increasingly difficult to find music online as ai slop keeps getting uploaded.

>>213857397
it's an SSD, the size of a stick of gum, that uses the PCIE (the same thing your GPU uses) bus instead of the SATA bus so it can exchange data a lot faster.
you can get a 1TB one for around $60-100 dollars

recommend a movie

>>213857467
Playtime

>>213857467
Dead of Winter, 1987.

>>213857466
they're expensive as fuck plus they brick over time faster than any other type

>>213857466
ur motherboard has to support the slot though

>>213857464
have you tried juno.co.uk?

>>213857464
slsk still works fine for me

i support women going into intimate relationships with me

I support brazilians being dumped into active volcanoes

>>213857485
$100 is not that expensive and the bricking is harmless since it just becomes read only. there's also some feature you can turn on to extend the lifetime iirc

>>213857497
>>213857509
i am talking about streaming music for the purpose of discovering new artists (without spending money)

AI is a nothingburger and will never amount to anything.

almost watched something gruesome, i think, but i manage to click away before i saw anything.

wish they would just make pcs bigger, like a bigger form factor

>>213857586
Good. That stuff is bad for your soul

>>213857467
The Graduate

>>213857591
I wish I could kiss you

already worked out and don't feel as lazy to go out and get some weed.

I only post when I have something nice to say

almost busted my calves in the gym, like not the muscle burn sort of pain, the keep going and this shit boutta bust sort of pain

jerking or fapping? why pick when you can japp.

>mom i'm japping!
>can't answer the door right now, i'm japping!
>no officer i didn't see the stop sign, i was japping!
>etc.

let me know your thoughts in the comments below

>>213857664
if it was a western government there would be nuremberg trials for all of them

no matter what happens you will never feel as good as some boomer probably did back in the 70s when the future seemed bright, no matter what you do you instinctively know the future of humanity will be worse

>>213857562
even robots hate chinks lel

i think it's kind of funny how people dismiss systematic/systemic crimes committed by blapipo by implying they're all too stupid and lazy to organize.

>>213857700
especially robots

>>213857699
This post could have been three words long, "Ignorance is bliss."

white people don't suffer

>>213857699
Mid 90s entering my teens was pretty good. I had no concept of all the ways things were about to get worse. It was all very sunny and exciting. In the macro society sense anyway. Some family stuff put a damper on it but that wasn't the fault of the economy and the local culture, per se.

>>213857767
spoken like a nonwhite person

>>213857779
>mid 90s
>entering my teens
>posts an anime little girl

>>213857562
I hate how those robotic arm things are a staple of anything remotely industrial now, despite them being fucking useless. Literally moving shit from point A to B which can easily be done by a conveyor belt (factorio). They really only exist to show the illusion of futurism, despite them doing nothing remotely complex. Every car company has them for /some/ reason

>>213857813
I turn 41 next month

>>213857779
You were not blasted on acid in some dancehall with a cute girl while elton john blares in the background they have felt things you cannot even comprehend

No piece of empirical knowledge will ever bring you any happiness, for it all amounts to this: Everything must die.

>>213857834
this would be more based if you had not posted a vtuber and just posted anime instead

>>213857781
White privilege is real

>>213857843
idk knowledge of how to get a billion dollars or unlimited blowjobs probably would make me happy

>>213857843
math brings me happiness though

in a not so distance future most 4chan posters will be 40+

>>213857846
>you had not posted a vtuber
I felt it would add a certain dystopian energy to my post

dubs and we'll all have a good day tomorrow

>>213857173
>IMAX
Thats cool, the movie is lame tho

I'm going to do an impression of a niche /cum/ poster guess who I am
drinking milk

>>213857872
this site is 20 years old if you were an original poster and you were 18 then at minimum you would be 38 by now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHVmXiI5rCE
These miniature models are such fucking jokes. Oh look at this, all we have to do is scale it to be 50x as large and figure out how to stop the joints from corroding and we'll be in the heckin future making cars at rates of 50000 units per minute

what drives you to say the N word?

>>213857905
I like the african voice guy poster because I read them in Nick Mullen's african guy voice

>>>/r9k/82197115
Important question

>>213857919
The forbiddenness makes it funny

>>213857910
yea but most people haven't been posting here since 2004 and not from 18 years old

>>213857919
*british voice* niggers innit?

>>213857919
emphasis. i can't remember the last time i said it in a racially charged, angry way. but if i catch you cutting the whole top off a cereal bag instead of just a corner, only a "NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" will suffice.

>>213857910
moot himself created the site when he was 15

>>213857919
stress relief

>>213857963
He should be retroactively arrested

>>213857963
>moot was groomed
>moot joined jewgle as an adult
really makes you think

>>213857910
>moot was 15 when he launched 4chan

>>213857862
White man's burden is real. I recommend you watch this if you don't understand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4I3aJ68wY

>>213857980
>product manager for google maps
lol

4chan is, of course, a Millennial website, but there must have been many more Gen X users at one point than there is currently. I wonder where they are now

>>213857928
*jamaican voice* de ting abow lie-keen ting is it mek u geh

>>213858000
>idf
she should be raped and then killed

Who wants to gay off with me?

>>213858017
I think GenXers were only on 4chan for a brief time, they were mostly migrants from places like Whackbag, Somethingawful, Ebaums, etc. and since this place was mostly anime oriented in the early days there were far more 13 year old millennials using it when it launched.

moot was hired to give poster data to google who sold the foreign data to the government and kept the american data to build a network similar to what plantir jews are currently trying to do

My ex is dating a Hawaiian

>>213858077
she's getting lay'd

>>213858070
there's more evidence of hiroshimoot being CIA than moot. besides, why would you become a willing participant of the surveillance state, during the times of snowden? most of the radical free speech websites thrived during the early 2000s, so no blackmail to keep the site up would've existed.

Hawaiians don't exist they're a myth like Santa Claus or space travel.

>>213858124
Moot logged every post made post 2010 I guarantee you

Has the CIA ever done anything good?

>>213858136
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamehameha_I
>king named after a DBZ move
reddit island

>>213858070
imagine thinking the feds didnt already own 4chan

>>213858147
coups in south america, blackmailing communists in hollywood, giving drugs to homeless people.

This player tried to kame hame me

Islander's like Hawaiians, Samoans, etc are much more savage than Africans tbqh, probably because cannibalism was more present in their cultures pre globalization

>>213858168
>giving drugs to homeless people
i really don't get how this one is good, even if i can see the others from a pro-american above all else point of view
if the intent was to kill them faster, it's not working

my dad tried to fight the guy who put a boot on his car. luckily the guy did not press charges

>>213858224
Is your dad Homer Simpson?

>>213858147
they do in the black ops games

>>213858246
in many ways, yes

Onda Vital

My dad is getting back with his wife after she agreed to negotiate to have less time with her kids (he was only in a hotel for 3 days before she caved) what an embarrassing existence he has

Need a haircut

Does anyone have this Pepe? I want to paint it in Rwanda on the Wplace website

>>213858224
The parking guy? Rare occurrence. I did that job for several years in uni. I was told a sincere attempt to start a fight with one of the guys was around a once every 10 years sort of thing. It never happened to me. People shout and scream and even follow you with their car a ways in hopes of some additional shouting but never square up throw down type action. However, my operation didn't use boots. That might make a difference. Tow only. If owner showed up when tow truck was in the process, they'd more often argue with the tow guy than me.

It's actually kinda amazing the US never had a real James Bond type hero spy character in movies or media
It's all split between different media like Jason Bourne and Mission Impossible, and even in those settings, isn't there usually an element of distrust even within the government spy circles?

>>213858307
is that the sauce for clussy?

in 1863 old abe ended slavery

>>213858346
I was hoping for the full image but I guess I could make do with the thumbnail

>>213857329
Her bate video was gold

>>213858429
link?

>>213858429
this

I never realized nukes are kind of tiny, a 100mt bomb would not take out all of india

>>213858396
there's people that hate abe lincoln yet claim to be republican

>>213858462
my dream is to one day see india endure the wrath of this hypothetical weapon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sundial_(weapon)

how does it feel to wake up everyday and be North Macedonian

>>213858446
google

>>213858380
imagine if they remade austin powers and he had to say groovy clussy at some point in the movie

In this house John Wilkes Booth was a hero, end of story

>>213858462
You just don’t appreciate how much land maps actually convey

India was involved in an ancient alien nuke war which is why there's higher background radiation levels in india and higher rates of mutation in indian dna

>>213858529
oh sick. did they win or lose?

rotated my mattress, hope it helps me stop sleeping like shit

>>213858538
the white man lost

>>213858529
i think it's because they live in squalor and inbreeding is a huge problem

it's not background radiation either, it's live radiation leaking from their reactors after Samir took a shit in one of the cooling tanks and they had to drain it.

>>213858529
seen this theory before
theres ancient drawings of indian kings o algo shooting beams out oftheir hands and decimating battlefields and they found glass in the sand there o algo
not that its true or that i believe it at all

>>213858551
the bagvadvita is describing a nuclear war

>>213858571
no it isnt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPK8DoaoVc
fuggedaboutit

When I worked in a warehouse they made us all stretch together like in PE

>>213858547
how? indians have never bothered me

>>213858551
their "sacred" river has been polluted so much now, that the pollutants are starting wars. https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsnr.2020.0019

>>213858570
humanity is a servant race we were developed here by our masters from another planet which is why we're so poorly suited for this one and why throughout history the upper class has always been few in number while most of humanity lived in squalor, we are being prepared for slavery

the next new should have an anime OP

humans are the only animal that can be taught to enjoy suffering

The new should have a "kill goshpedo" OP

FUCKING HANGNAILS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

libtards call me a "pedo" becasue i have exposed LGBT as groomers and the actual real paedos

>>213858686
>>213858686
>>213858686