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Anonymous Canada No.213863909 >>213865616 >>213866628 >>213873182 >>213875147
/cum/ - Canada US Mexico
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Tuva edition
Anonymous Mexico No.213863959
anime
Anonymous Canada No.213863960
umm
Anonymous United States No.213864019 >>213864056
Shant be posting in the troon new
Anonymous Canada No.213864029 >>213864143
I WILL WAGE WAR ON THE INSCETS
THE RAID WILL DESCEND ON THEIR HOMELANDS LIKE A CLENSING FIRE
NO MORE SHALL HUMANS BE AFRAID TO OPEN THEIR BATHROOM DOORS AND SEE A BROWN ROACH PROSTRATED ON THEIR COUNTERTOP
WE WILL CLEANSE THE EARTH OF THIS MENACE AND WE WILL BE VICTORIUS
TOTAL INSCET DEATH
TOTAL INSCET DEATH
TOTAL INSCET DEATH
Anonymous Canada No.213864051
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Haxy5PvCuk
Anonymous Canada No.213864053 >>213864129
What's an inscet
Anonymous United States No.213864056 >>213864113
>>213864019
Anonymous United States No.213864062
https://youtu.be/czmjVFxxNDw?si=O0CDw1ZmbtRtuba2

this is the saddest movie song
Anonymous Ethiopia No.213864063 >>213864073 >>213864084 >>213864093
Based or grim?
Anonymous Canada No.213864073
>>213864063
Grim beyond belief
Anonymous United States No.213864084 >>213864102 >>213867011
>>213864063
is there something about a nose specifically that influences money grubbing behavior? ive never seen an asian with such a jewish nose
Anonymous Canada No.213864093
>>213864063
Landlords are very grim. Massive landlord corpos like Blackrock and Brookfield are maximum grim.
Anonymous Canada No.213864102 >>213864126
>>213864084
The Chinese are the Jews of Asia
Anonymous Canada No.213864113 >>213864143
>>213864056
I donโ€™t know troons, and I donโ€™t want to know troons
Anonymous United States No.213864119 >>213864138 >>213864148 >>213864150 >>213864153
https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w?si=95OjzKzQWOhpd8NX

post songs that are timeless
Anonymous Canada No.213864126
>>213864102
Are the Chinese the Jews of British Columbia, or is that still the Jews
Anonymous United States No.213864129 >>213864370
>>213864053
Insceetit
Anonymous Canada No.213864138
>>213864119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roPQ_M3yJTA
Anonymous United States No.213864143
>>213864113
agh! i meant to post that as a reply to>>213864029!
Anonymous Canada No.213864148
>>213864119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI0mkt6Z3I0
Anonymous Canada No.213864150
>>213864119
https://youtu.be/m7jfM9A6R-k
Anonymous Canada No.213864153
>>213864119
Great tune. Great hairstyle too, she looks great in this video. With the Stan sample, I bet this song made her a shitload of money.
Anonymous Canada No.213864175 >>213864183 >>213864225
How come Enya lives in a castle and I don't. I could have written any of those songs.
Anonymous Canada No.213864183 >>213864191 >>213864214
>>213864175
How about Enword
Anonymous Canada No.213864191
>>213864183
Who can say the N word, only time
Anonymous United States No.213864192 >>213864237
>watching true crime youtube video
>retards talk to the police
>cops and criminals all talk like children
Also, apparently, the police can get a cross-state arrest warrant and find all your internet history if your roommate goes missing and is found dead years later.
Anonymous Canada No.213864214
>>213864183
Nice, thatโ€™s good
Anonymous United States No.213864225 >>213864231
>>213864175
enya is an angel don't you dare
Anonymous United States No.213864231
>>213864225
the enword angel
Anonymous Canada No.213864232
>>213860923
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous Canada No.213864237 >>213864310
>>213864192
*me rubbing my roommate-shaped belly after googling how to cook my roommate and make it look like he disappeared*
W-what??
Anonymous Ethiopia No.213864242
Who can say where the wind blows...only time
Anonymous Canada No.213864277 >>213864299 >>213864316 >>213864335 >>213864475
i was molested for years
Anonymous Canada No.213864293
I can be your angelโ€ฆ
or your n word
Anonymous Canada No.213864299 >>213864319
>>213864277
Anonymous Canada No.213864310
>>213864237
LOL
Anonymous United States No.213864316
>>213864277
unfortunately you need to be castrated
Anonymous Canada No.213864319 >>213864334
>>213864299
i'm glad it's funny to you
because i'm not laughing
Anonymous Canada No.213864322
Anonymous Canada No.213864334
>>213864319
Anonymous Canada No.213864335
>>213864277
Is this a reference or a bit? Or are you being serious? I never if somebody is being serious on 4chan.
Anonymous Canada No.213864341
>trump and putin meet in person
>republican soyface
>nothing happens
Anonymous United States No.213864351 >>213864359 >>213864361 >>213864398 >>213864414
whom /awake/?
Anonymous Canada No.213864359
>>213864351
they put the woke away
Anonymous United States No.213864361
>>213864351
yes and
Anonymous United States No.213864370
>>213864129
It saddens me that this brilliant joke falls on deaf ears
Anonymous Mexico No.213864374
had a light 1am dinner
Anonymous Canada No.213864388 >>213864439
filtering IMG_* filenames
Anonymous United States No.213864389
so how about that epstein stuff
Anonymous Canada No.213864398
>>213864351
3:30am and just made dinner
waiting for it to cool off
Anonymous United States No.213864409 >>213864430 >>213864454 >>213864534
i saw a bug near my living room lamp, killed it, then saw another, and killed it. i wish i could exude my gross anger. i'll kill any bug i can see. i can tell the difference between the small, constant bevels in our apartment wall white paint. it's the motion, that stupid look-around they do with their feelers, that gives them away. the moment i spot it, i slam my palm like a martial arts star. i shook the apartment building once.
Anonymous Canada No.213864414
>>213864351
Anonymous Mexico No.213864427 >>213864441
i consider myself a intellectual
Anonymous United States No.213864430 >>213864455
>>213864409
there's too many of them, you'll never kill them all
Anonymous Ethiopia No.213864437 >>213864459
Free Ghislaine. Queen of /cum/
Anonymous Canada No.213864439
>>213864388
Anonymous Canada No.213864441
>>213864427
I'm a member of the intelligence community
Anonymous United States No.213864451 >>213864470
ktim
Anonymous Canada No.213864454 >>213864490
>>213864409
A fellow bug hater, can I count on your support when a conduct my special debugfication operation?
Anonymous United States No.213864455
>>213864430
i know. but i can't sleep until the vigil exhausts me.
Anonymous Canada No.213864459
>>213864437
She should be publicly executed for crimes against humanity (after all relevant information is extracted)
Anonymous United States No.213864470
>>213864451
Weed always makes me think really deeply about my flaws. I wonder why something like that doesn't happen to him
Anonymous Canada No.213864475
>>213864277
Thatโ€™s terrible, anon. You didnโ€™t deserve that. Youโ€™re not alone.
Anonymous United States No.213864490
>>213864454
you can.
Anonymous United States No.213864494 >>213864532
its caturday bros
Anonymous United States No.213864517 >>213864580 >>213864594 >>213864681 >>213864713
Deja vu is a hell of a feeling. Sometime I get it hard like this sneaking suspicion that I've seen this exact scene play out in the exact same way before
Maybe we do live in a simulation or something
Anonymous Canada No.213864532 >>213864710
>>213864494
Good!
Anonymous United States No.213864534 >>213864577 >>213864657 >>213864730
>>213864409
You're hurting her feelings
Anonymous United States No.213864577
>>213864534
she needs to step wide. moths are when i grab implements.
Anonymous United States No.213864580 >>213864663
>>213864517
with deja vu i always felt like it was something i dreamed before, never thought of it as evidence of being "in a simulation" or why you would think that
Anonymous Canada No.213864594
>>213864517
I get it all the time and the feeling gets stronger every year. Not sure why.
Anonymous Mexico No.213864635
>korean guy married to a whitexican woman
jelly?
Anonymous United States No.213864657
>>213864534
/cum/ is my lamp
Anonymous United States No.213864661 >>213864679 >>213864687 >>213864712
I had a black widow in my garage, she was huge and had lots of sex apparently because she made lots of egg sacks. One day I saw cellar spiders in my garage and thought nothing of it. Then I saw cellar spiders on her web and thought nothing of it. Then one day she was gone and I looked up cellar spiders, though at the time I didn't know what they were. That was when I learned that cellar spiders will invade other spiders webs and eat them. I remember the final time I saw her and stoped to look for a moment, she had been cornered by cellar spiders and they all weren't moving. I didn't think anything of it. Goodbye Betsy, I miss you
Anonymous United States No.213864663 >>213864704
>>213864580
Because I swear I have a memory of the same exact circumstance,the same sight, and the same words said to each other.
Memory is funny like that it's probably not a real memory
I don't actually think I'm in a simulation but when I have this very specific memory of having seen the same thing occur, it just makes me wonder
I have a really long memory and can remember things picture perfect from years ago
I guess it's probably more likely that us humans are repetitive habitual creatures, so I'm just remembering a somewhat similar but not exactly the same past memory
Anonymous United States No.213864679 >>213864715 >>213864731
>>213864661
That black widow could have killed you
Anonymous United States No.213864681
>>213864517
I had considered that it could be your brains version of a disk write error, when a new memory is formed but it gets "written" to the wrong place. In this case temporally
Anonymous United States No.213864687
>>213864661
She lived a long life by the way, almost her full lifespan as a black widow, not quite two years
Anonymous United States No.213864704 >>213864764 >>213864815
>>213864663
you never felt like you had dreamt the situation before? because that's how i instinctively feel, the whole feeling while it's happening is dreamlike, like you almost know exactly what's gonna happen next because it's coming from your own mind
Anonymous United States No.213864710
>>213864532
Anonymous United States No.213864712
>>213864661
Cellar spiders have those long ass legs for that reason. Makes it easier for them to invade webs and avoid attack
Anonymous Canada No.213864713 >>213864869
>>213864517
Iโ€™ve seen this post before
Anonymous United States No.213864715
>>213864679
Black widows can't kill adults unless they bite multiple times. I wanted her to die naturally and then planned to encase her in resin. She was very pretty, biggest widow I've ever seen
Anonymous United States No.213864730
>>213864534
>moth gf
Anonymous Canada No.213864731
>>213864679
Because itโ€™s Black?
Anonymous Canada No.213864745 >>213864755 >>213864786 >>213864812
Anonymous United States No.213864755
>>213864745
bacon
Anonymous Canada No.213864764
>>213864704
I have that sensation. I walk into a room Iโ€™ve 100% never been in before but it feels oddly familiar like itโ€™s from a dream I had a long time ago. Trippy. I experience dissociation somerimes too, so I do feel like Iโ€™m in a sort of dream-state.
Anonymous Canada No.213864779
Bacon memes were a big deal on funnyjunk like 15 years ago. They had like a flying bacon sandwich meme character. Anybody remember funnyjunk?
Anonymous United States No.213864786
>>213864745
We should resolve to stop using glyphs for anything that can be described with a word just to really disrespect the illiterates. I mean really stick it to them
Anonymous Canada No.213864812
>>213864745
LE BACON!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.213864815
>>213864704
Tbh usually it feels to me less like a dream and more like a glitch or accidental duplication. Either of my brain or of reality, probably my brain
To me it feels like a past memory that I actually irl experienced
Anonymous United States No.213864822 >>213864840
when I was a child, reverence for bacon was paramount to social cohesion. if one among us dared to question the validity of saying bacon at random or praising the taste of bacon, he would be psychologically tortured until returning to a state of compliance. usually by calling him gay
Anonymous Canada No.213864840 >>213864924
>>213864822
There was this kid in my class who didn't like bacon so we raped him
Anonymous France No.213864841
I am a third worlder piece of shit
Anonymous United States No.213864869 >>213866294
>>213864713
Yeah I only ever get deja vu about my own posts, like I guess when I read it once it's posted I start to think I posted the exact same thing before, because I read it in the post box you see.
Anonymous Canada No.213864916 >>213865158
>hot girl from some of my university classes 5+ years ago got a bunch of shitty tattoos and gained at least 100+ pounds
Huh. I guess life comes at you fast.
Anonymous United States No.213864924
>>213864840
It is an unfortunate reality that controlled acts of barbarity are sometimes necessary for the greater order of civilization to persist
Anonymous United States No.213864975
I hate when you have to eat something you don't want to eat so it doesn't go bad
Anonymous Mexico No.213865063
putin humiliated drumpf
Anonymous United States No.213865108
I remember when I was in first grade I heroically killed a bee to protect my class. Some girl tattletaled on me, and I got in trouble with the teacher because bees are among God's creatures and shouldn't be killed for no good reason (I went to a Christian school).

I think this is a good allegory for the fall of western civilization
Anonymous France No.213865158 >>213865178
>>213864916
Tats of one of my female coworkers
>Head of a native american chief with a feather crown
>skulls
>flowers
>a girl with a katana
>some tribal doodling here and there
I know most of them because she dresses very light most of the time.
None of the symbols she permanently carved on her skin have anything to do with her culture nor does she care that much about each. It's most likely they were picked randomly one day because it looked cool.
How come women make such decisions, go to such commitments, take irreversible actions without a shred of conviction or meaning in what they do?
Explain this to me women. Explain then suck my dick
Anonymous United States No.213865178
>>213865158
I can explain. Men also do this
Anonymous Canada No.213865202 >>213865222 >>213865263
anyone else's dick get randomly hard for no reason
Anonymous United States No.213865222
>>213865202
unironically underage poster
Anonymous Canada No.213865230 >>213865376 >>213865566 >>213866262
Man I narrowly fuckin avoided the 4chan reactionary pipeline. I could have so easily become a /pol/ guy.
Anonymous Canada No.213865263
>>213865202
Just morning wood. But thatโ€™s usually just a half-chub anyway.
Anonymous United States No.213865376
>>213865230
all politics are reactionary
Anonymous Canada No.213865494 >>213865566
I could definitely go for some they/them pussy
Anonymous United States No.213865566 >>213865718
>>213865494
Are you the same guy
>>213865230
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213865616 >>213865640
>>213863909 (OP)
Is that meant to be China or Virginia?
Anonymous United States No.213865640 >>213865684
>>213865616
>european education
Anonymous Finland No.213865652 >>213865677 >>213865796 >>213866224
>The [Chilean Pinochet] dictatorship was established after the democratically elected socialist government of Salvador Allende was overthrown in a coup d'รฉtat backed by the United States on 11 September 1973.
Do you learn in school that your country hates democracy?
Anonymous Canada No.213865677
>>213865652
>11 September 1973
Reminds me of that tragedy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213865684
>>213865640
bit mean that lad ngl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.213865710
Hang on, I reckon it's Niger
I've seen that fried chicken leg before
Anonymous Canada No.213865718
>>213865566
Absolutely
Anonymous Canada No.213865740 >>213865762
All pussy is reactionary
Anonymous United States No.213865762 >>213865781
>>213865740
not dead pussy
Anonymous Canada No.213865778 >>213865807
>>21386565
>Do you learn in school that your country hates democracy?
Nah not really. A person could connect the dots and figure some stuff out. But overall it was pretty pro-neoliberalism. The prevailing narrative was that the USA and her allies were the good guys.
Anonymous Canada No.213865781
>>213865762
Anonymous United States No.213865796 >>213865807
>>213865652
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A REAL ALIEN
Anonymous United States No.213865807 >>213865876
>>213865796
>>213865778
damn it I didn't notice you accidentally deleted a number
Anonymous United States No.213865834
Anonymous Mexico No.213865837 >>213865855
tiktok is really censored now
Anonymous United States No.213865855
>>213865837
only in mexico and the UK and canada soon
Anonymous Canada No.213865876 >>213865907
>>213865807
Oh yeah whoops. But what do you mean by alien? Is this some 4chan shit I donโ€™t know about?
Anonymous United States No.213865907 >>213866012
>>213865876
no dummy, your post made it look like his post was deleted, so I wanted to trick people into thinking he posted the classic alleged alien pic that is banned. also why do you keep talking about 4chan as if you aren't here posting on it
Anonymous United States No.213865943
>you must wait longer before deleting this post
>posted it 10 minutes ago
gook moot has ruined this website
Anonymous Canada No.213866012 >>213866036
>>213865907
I donโ€™t know. I guess Iโ€™ve been on 4chan for a while (like 13 years damn) but I still feel like oldfags have some deep lore I donโ€™t know about. For example:
>classic alleged alien pic that is banned
Iโ€™ve never heard of this in my life.
Anonymous United States No.213866036 >>213866072
>>213866012
Some people just stay new forever. You're probably new in real life too
Anonymous Canada No.213866072
>>213866036
Yeah Iโ€™m new as hell irl. I just found out about object permanence. Some crazy shit bro.
Anonymous United States No.213866076
Anonymous Mexico No.213866161
I use AI tools everyday to enhance my quality of life and keep in touch with my family, the community and the world.
Anonymous United States No.213866224 >>213868819
>>213865652
Socialism can never be democratic only capitalism is democratic
Anonymous United States No.213866262 >>213866366
>>213865230
I was a /pol/ guy as a teenager, right before Trump's first term. I was so embarrassed by how retarded it was that I stopped being a chud forever. I'm still a bit racist but I don't act on it.
Anonymous United States No.213866266
demonocracy
Anonymous Malta No.213866293 >>213866337 >>213866482 >>213866666
Why do YOU live in cities?
If I was American or Canadian, I would just buy some land far away from everyone and just chill.
Grow a garden, do some trapping, some hunting and some fishing...
It's all you need. Your land is so rich.
Why would you ever want to live in cities?
Anonymous United States No.213866294
>>213864869
>I start to think I posted the exact same thing before
Decent chance you could have
Our memory is more limited than we like to think
You can always go into the archive to check
Anonymous United States No.213866337
>>213866293
Not everyone has the money to do that . Even if you can find a piece of land that's cheap, building a house on it would still be expensive
Anonymous Canada No.213866366
>>213866262
Yeah I think thatโ€™s a better way to be.
Anonymous Canada No.213866436
I was never a /pol/chud but I was absolutely a Jordan Peterson guy. Wouldโ€™ve called myself a โ€œclassical liberal.โ€ Arguably thatโ€™s even more embarrassing. So donโ€™t feel too bad about yourselves, reformed chuds.
Anonymous United States No.213866458
big yummy penis
Anonymous United States No.213866482
>>213866293
Are you for some raisin convinced that land is affordable?
Anonymous United States No.213866586
>when a discord server you've been using for months suddenly requires you to verify you identity through your phone
Anonymous United States No.213866594 >>213866632
sipping yet another sour patch kids blue raspberry ghost
today I will simply stretch because my body is in shambles
Anonymous United States No.213866628 >>213866706 >>213868468
>>213863909 (OP)
>boss caught me hitting the stanky leg in the staff bathroom while on an unauthorized 43 minute break
It's so freaking over. It's never been as over as it is right now. Only thing that ever came close was when I got kicked out of the club for doing the macarena and scaring the hoes. Fuck my stupid incel life.
Anonymous Canada No.213866632 >>213866692
>>213866594
Probably good to take a rest day from time to time. You lift extremely consistently based on your posts on here. How are the gains overall?
Anonymous United States No.213866666
>>213866293
It's illegal due to stupid bureaucratic rules and fees. Even if you buy land a lot of the times you're not allowed to stay on it more than a few months a year.
Anonymous United States No.213866678
I never had a chud phase. I had a bit of a marxist phase in college but i wasn't loud about it, and don't feel too embarrassed
I was just mostly exploring as you do when you're young.
at a young age it's hard to have a genuine intellectual conviction because you're just becoming independent, and so often young people are rebelling against their parents or their background
Kinda fascinating how much of an individuals worldview is determined by adolescence. We like to think we freely choose our ideals and beliefs, but I'm not so sure
Anonymous United States No.213866692 >>213866737
>>213866632
I've lifted nearly every day since december of 2021
I'll do a deload week like once or twice a year and replace a few lifting days with stretches every few months when I feel like shit
>How are the gains overall?
bit middling desu, I feel like I look decent but I had to limit equipment and lifted really half-assed for 2 years, only recently started going full effort again
Anonymous United States No.213866706 >>213866918
>>213866628
You didn't lock the door?
Anonymous Canada No.213866727
Release the Brian Epstein Files
Anonymous Canada No.213866737 >>213866784
>>213866692
Thatโ€™s cool. I used to be 3 times a week but now Iโ€™m up to 5. Consistency makes a big difference for sure. Good luck with breaking through those plateaus.
Anonymous United States No.213866784 >>213866819
>>213866737
cheers mane
Anonymous Canada No.213866819 >>213866910
>>213866784
Cheers! Maybe Iโ€™ll have to try one of them Ghost energy drinks. Youโ€™re a successful brand ambassador.
Anonymous United States No.213866847
reeses puffs reeses puffs
Anonymous United States No.213866910 >>213867038 >>213867057
>>213866819
they're so fucking good, the sour patch kids one is just tart enough that it has some kick but without tasting bad
this swedish fish one is also apparently good but I cannot reconcile the taste of swedish fish with an energy drink so I refuse to try it
Anonymous Mexico No.213866914
my neighbor's profile is kinda hawt, i didn't know she wore bikinis
Anonymous United States No.213866918
>>213866706
Nah I was right in the sink area can't lock the bathroom only the stalls. I was hitting ts with all my heart and soul desu I'm not even mad. Next time I'll be pop locking in that bih and doing the robot
Anonymous United States No.213867011
>>213864084
Lots of Japanese people have hooked noses, actually. It's a stereotype about Japs in Asia.
Anonymous Canada No.213867038
>>213866910
Sweet Iโ€™ll give it a try. I havenโ€™t had an energy drink in probably a year. Iโ€™m a coffee guy usually.
Anonymous United States No.213867057
>>213866910
I love these. I was even considering buying a jar of the powder mix for it
Anonymous United States No.213867336
i have awoken with a tummy ache or im hungry not sure
Anonymous United States No.213867539
Just took a hot shower for the first time since winter and my whole body is throbbing like a thick juicy cock
Anonymous Canada No.213867820
Just won another internet argument. I will now be accepting your congratulations.
Anonymous Mexico No.213867878
congrats bro
Anonymous Mexico No.213867948
why do porn producers put music in porn? nobody really wants to hear it
Anonymous Indonesia No.213868223 >>213868783
Do you guys really tip at least 20% on every meal?
Anonymous United States No.213868299
Elon Musk's tranny son and I
Anonymous Canada No.213868379
Iโ€™m retardo

Iโ€™m retardonsalad
Anonymous United States No.213868455 >>213868594 >>213868727
I'm on the Dean's List :)
Anonymous Indonesia No.213868468
>>213866628
What kind of job
Anonymous Canada No.213868594 >>213868626
>>213868455
Good job anon
Anonymous United States No.213868626
>>213868594
Thank you :)
Anonymous United States No.213868727
>>213868455
who is dean and why does he have a list
Anonymous Canada No.213868766
What if instead of โ€œanonโ€ we called each other โ€œanjomโ€? Examples:
>Fuck you anjom, my dick is turning grey
>Anjom my dick is now grey
>Hey anjom, please understand about now my dick is turned grey
Anonymous United States No.213868783
>>213868223
20% is generous
15-18% is common
Anonymous Canada No.213868800
i'm on the deano list
Anonymous United States No.213868819
>>213866224
His administration was.
Anonymous Canada No.213868839
A gnome looked at me at I just laughed so hard
Anonymous Canada No.213868926 >>213869221
My green wicker ball my green ball I canโ€™t see anymore. The fleece brother. My feet are so fuckinh hot from the medication. I feel like meat
Anonymous United States No.213869221 >>213869428 >>213869473
>>213868926
What drugs are you on right now my gay little nova scotian nigga
Anonymous United States No.213869384 >>213869449
Awake
Anonymous Canada No.213869428
>>213869221
benadril. Gonna sleep
Anonymous United States No.213869449 >>213869539
>>213869384
those soles need to be covered in my semen
Anonymous United States No.213869473
>>213869221
Not him but I just woke up at 4:30 in the morning and smoked some weeeed
Anonymous United States No.213869539 >>213869626
>>213869449
Gay af that you see a woman's ass and thighs and think "feet"
Anonymous United States No.213869626
>>213869539
you are stupid and wrong
Anonymous Canada No.213869726 >>213869911
My favourite part of a woman is her womb. The summation fo all my desires is to return to the womb. Floating, warm, isolated, safe. Thatโ€™s the ideal existence. Getting born is fucking gay. If I was a billionaire, I would find a way to be unborn and just womb it out for the rest of my life.
Anonymous United States No.213869911 >>213870028
>>213869726
crawl back into your moms pussy then
Anonymous United States No.213870024 >>213870047 >>213870307 >>213870375 >>213870471
>was spinning slots
>got into a bonus that had 4 prizes
>$1.9m, $100k, $1k, $20, and $5
>was one symbol away from winning $1.9m
>ended up winning the $5
>scratched my head so hard in frustration that there's cuts
evil fucking riggers man
Anonymous United States No.213870026
canadian humans aren't much different from canadian geese. they put on a big show but if you confront them and don't show fear you can hand feed em and pet em
Anonymous Canada No.213870028 >>213870067
>>213869911
Thatโ€™s an option. It would also be cool if I could be shrunken down and I could live inside another manโ€™s ass. And then I could control him with levers and wires like some kind of robot or gundam.
Anonymous United States No.213870047 >>213870066
>>213870024
keep spinning bro
Anonymous United States No.213870066 >>213870097 >>213870138
>>213870047
I've already withdrawn my profits for the day
shrimply glistening with the rage at what could have been
Anonymous United States No.213870067 >>213870152
>>213870028
brianesque post
Anonymous United States No.213870097 >>213870126
>>213870066
what was your profit for the day
Anonymous United States No.213870126 >>213870143
>>213870097
$50, I only play with $25 deposits
responsible gambling has resulted in a net of +$1000~ thoughbeit
Anonymous United States No.213870138 >>213870208
>>213870066
Why worry about things that can't be changed
Anonymous United States No.213870143 >>213870208
>>213870126
seems like a waste of time and a lot of stress for only 1k
Anonymous Canada No.213870152 >>213870252
>>213870067
I donโ€™t know who Brian is. I just plagiarized it directly from an old cumtown bit.
Anonymous United States No.213870195
the slot machine tells you the odds right on the box
Anonymous United States No.213870208
>>213870138
blow me, aurelius

>>213870143
gambling is fun desu, it's not really stressful as long as you have the appropriate mindset of expecting to lose every dollar you put in
this was one of my biggest wins and I know I'll probably never see it again
if I do, though, it'll be orgasmic
Anonymous United States No.213870252
>>213870152
gay wizard that posts pictures of naked men when he is ignored
Anonymous United States No.213870307 >>213870359
>>213870024
>gambling
Anonymous United States No.213870319 >>213870400
momtard stuck silverware down the disposal again
Anonymous United States No.213870359
>>213870307
t. poor
Anonymous United States No.213870375 >>213870411
>>213870024
>>was one symbol away from winning $1.9m
Have you considered that perhaps the machine chose that sequence on purpose and you were not "one symbol away" from the jackpot?
Anonymous United States No.213870400 >>213870430
>>213870319
Does she have dementia?
Anonymous United States No.213870411
>>213870375
well no shit man, it's not literal
Anonymous United States No.213870430
>>213870400
she was just paying more attention to the gay little audiobook she's listening to more than what's going on in the sink
Anonymous Canada No.213870471
>>213870024
never gamble i watch xqc lose 500k every day to slots
Anonymous United States No.213870510
momberg is getting cheesecake and popcorn chicken from publix
Anonymous United States No.213870559
Igor has a nice hiney
Anonymous Vietnam No.213870589 >>213870618 >>213871065 >>213871197
I'm happy for you ex-chuds for un-chudding yourselves. The world wants you to hate it and to hate other people. Being a peace loving hippie is literally an act of psychospiritual rebellion, and it generally just feels better on a daily basis.
Anonymous Canada No.213870618
>>213870589
i stopped being a chud when drumpf lost on 2020
Anonymous United States No.213870670
*gets killed by soulless brown biped*
Anonymous United States No.213870915
I stopped using /pol/ in 2013.
Anonymous United States No.213871065
>>213870589
only nonwhites benefit from whites being hippies because you can plunder our countries and take over without a fight
Anonymous United States No.213871077
browsing the jeet hate thread on /pol/
Anonymous Canada No.213871197
>>213870589
Yooo rare flag! Iโ€™m happy to be a peace-loving hippy with you. And also your country is beautiful. :)
Anonymous United States No.213871215 >>213871438
I bid good vibrations and felicitations to my brothers of the /cum/
Anonymous Canada No.213871438
>>213871215
Sending some back your way, bud. I like this new good vibes era of /cum/.
Anonymous United States No.213871585
Some people are named Archibald or Ambrose or Cornelius
Anonymous France No.213871849
odds
go for a jog and workout at the park
even
drink 15 beers
Anonymous France No.213871871
FUCK
Anonymous United States No.213871898
my feet are sticky and i have no idea why
Anonymous United States No.213872127
I wish I could work for my state gov so I wouldn't have to deal with h1b jeets
Anonymous United States No.213872260 >>213872341
The jack i want is on sale at harbor freight!
Anybody else need anything?
Anonymous United States No.213872303 >>213872449 >>213872513 >>213872520
reminder to give your balls the occasional tug in the shower for lumps or abnormal growths. don't want to get ball cancer.
t. perfectly healthy balls
Anonymous United States No.213872341 >>213872407
>>213872260
A quart of oil. 40w. Thank bud
Anonymous Brazil No.213872396
damn i wish i could have sex, any girls here want to help me in this endeavor?
Anonymous United States No.213872407 >>213872725
>>213872341
They don't have any straight 40w there. I think they have gallons of rotella tho so I'll hook you up bud
Anonymous United States No.213872449
>>213872303
I want to tug on your balls
Anonymous United States No.213872513
>>213872303
a guy I know woke up one day and one of his balls was the size of a grapefruit, ended up losing it
Anonymous United States No.213872520
>>213872303
There's been other shit in my ballsack all my life it seems
How do I tell the difference between lumps and organs?
Anonymous United States No.213872538
on /fit/ I hide every single thread with a woman or minority as the opening image
Anonymous United States No.213872725
>>213872407
thanks
Anonymous United States No.213872989 >>213873013
Which group are you guys joining?
Anonymous United States No.213873013 >>213873050
>>213872989
I don't know of these groups
Anonymous United States No.213873050 >>213873071
>>213873013
You don't know of the Russian Federation?
Anonymous United States No.213873071 >>213873212
>>213873050
Not of that being a faction within the US, no
Anonymous Puerto Rico No.213873182 >>213873284
>>213863909 (OP)
These are my job options after CNA courses btw I will also be in nursing school

Boston
>23 an hour
>Work 12 hours a day 3 days a week
>Will pay my medical school

Chicago
>25 an hour
>Work 8 hours a day 6 days a week
>Will pay for medical school

Florida Tampa/Jacksonville
>18 an hour
>Will not pay medical school
>My grandparents live there

Vegas
>19 an hour
>12 hour shifts 4 days a week

Not sure if I would pick Florida or Vegas because the pay is so low but also Boston and Chicago are expensive
Anonymous United States No.213873206
THAT GOD DAMN CAR ALARM STARTED UP AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous United States No.213873212
>>213873071
You might be retarded
Anonymous Brazil No.213873216
i need a baddie in my life
Anonymous United States No.213873284 >>213873369
>>213873182
>Florida Tampa/Jacksonville
>>18 an hour
>>Will not pay medical school
>>My grandparents live there
would you be able to stay with them?
Anonymous United States No.213873321
Lost in my vidya and don't want to play anymore so I'm gonna clean my house instead
Anonymous Puerto Rico No.213873369 >>213873419 >>213873724
>>213873284
Yeah but they wanna charge me 300 dollars a month
Anonymous United States No.213873419
>>213873369
that would be good
grandma going to cook for you?
Anonymous United States No.213873519 >>213874079
Mfs will do anything but buy american to save money
Cousinberg is complaining about tariffs making his coffee go up
>so just buy american coffee
>BUT THIS IS THE ONE I LIKEEE
Anonymous United States No.213873567
but you don't get it. I need a brown slave to make my consumer glop so it's cheap!
Anonymous United States No.213873587
Akande Shimada
Anonymous United States No.213873628 >>213873803
I donโ€™t drink covfefe because it takes likes shit
Anonymous Mexico No.213873633
went to visit Claudia and she got naked in front of me, she is really hairy
Anonymous United States No.213873724
>>213873369
Look up what rent costs otherwise.
The only downside is they aren't going to pay for school, but you can look for better opportunities once you're there and working.
Anonymous United States No.213873803 >>213873816
>>213873628
it's almost pumpkin spice coffee season
Anonymous United States No.213873816
>>213873803
OMG Becky, slaaaaaaaaaay
Anonymous Mexico No.213873905
so I was there with Claudia, with my wife, and they just started making out.... I wonder if they had an affair
Anonymous Mexico No.213874028
surreal type of shit
Anonymous Brazil No.213874079
>>213873519
no his fault your coffee is shit
Anonymous United States No.213874171
Nigga you are Brazilian, your country is shit
Anonymous Mexico No.213874199 >>213874229
where do lesbians get pleasure when they don't have a dick? I just see them rubbing, is the clit like a dick?
Anonymous United States No.213874229
>>213874199
most intelligent mexican
Anonymous United States No.213874255
he's asking the big questions
Anonymous Mexico No.213874476
not at all,, it just doesn't make any sense, I thought dick gave them pleasure
Anonymous United States No.213874613
>mexican education
Anonymous United States No.213874645
Throw that ass in a circle
Anonymous Mexico No.213874754
anyways, how is the surrogate child epidemic in your countries ( canada and u.s.a, mexico )
Anonymous United States No.213874912 >>213874933 >>213874935 >>213874944 >>213875318
so, who's your favorite porn star?
mine, I can't deice between Bunny Madison and Armani Black
Anonymous United States No.213874933
>>213874912
Young Marie mccray or Krystal boyd
Anonymous United States No.213874935
>>213874912
your mom
Anonymous United States No.213874944
>>213874912
princess haze
Anonymous United States No.213875147 >>213875335
>>213863909 (OP)
The fuck is that
Anonymous United States No.213875318
>>213874912
shiori tsukada
Anonymous United States No.213875335
>>213875147
tannu tuva
Anonymous United States No.213875367
an easy way to piss off non-Catholics is by just responding to their posts with โ€œSubmit to Romeโ€
Anonymous United States No.213875384
coworker friend keeps sending me memes about south africa which are only funny to him because he has an SA wife
Anonymous United States No.213875502
Don't belieeeeeeeeve in yourrrrrrself
DONT DEVIIIIIIEVE WITH BELIEF
Knowledge comes with death's release
AHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAA
Anonymous United States No.213875711
sex
Anonymous United States No.213875728
Today's breakfast? 2 oranges a glass of orange juice and a black coffee
Anonymous United States No.213875741 >>213875769 >>213875799
my hobby is reading boomers seething in the fox news comment sections
Anonymous Canada No.213875769 >>213875799
>>213875741
same
Anonymous Canada No.213875786
Grandpa had a dream where he killed everyone slowly with a knife
Anonymous United States No.213875799
>>213875769
>>213875741
mental illness by proxy
Anonymous United States No.213875823
coming at you
Anonymous United States No.213875840 >>213875864 >>213876006 >>213876087
Anonymous Canada No.213875864
>>213875840
Bottom is sexier
Anonymous United States No.213875898
Anonymous United States No.213876006
>>213875840
is she dead
Anonymous United States No.213876087
>>213875840
I get it but the artist didn't draw well enough to get the point across
Can barely tell what's happening in the bottom one
Anonymous United States No.213876140
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Anonymous United States No.213876171
I
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G
Anonymous United States No.213876271
H
Anonymous Indonesia No.213876313
>apply to like 50 jobs
>mix of QA and backend, couple generic "software engineer" thrown in
>been almost a year, same as last year
>finally get a call with HR
>"so, you're sure about QA? Resume says 'technical writer'... what did you actually do day-to-day? More diagrams or testing?"
>"manual testing"
>"so not technical writer, right?"
>fuck
>"right! thanks for pointing that out haha"
>she continues: "what about this year?"
>"uhh... worked general affairs until April"
>"okay, but any QA projects? Your last listed ones are from 2024, plus the bootcamp in 2024, right?"
>"...yeah haha, been practicing with Selenium I guess"
>"thereโ€™s more tools out there like Katalon, Cucumber, did the bootcamp cover that? Any projects since then?"
>uhhhhh
>"yeah yeah, Iโ€™m still practicing!! gonna make new projects, pinky promise"
>she just smiles
>"understood, we'll follow up with the team soon. hope youโ€™re what we need."
>call ends
>mfw

Realize I basically need at least 2 solid projects in the role Iโ€™m applying for.
Resume had numbers/accomplishments but the title "technical writer" completely sabotaged me.
Wouldโ€™ve kept that mistake until December or even next year if this call didnโ€™t happen.
Now Iโ€™m wondering if the other 49 apps are already dead because of it.
Anonymous United States No.213876376 >>213876452
Abstract is the greatest YouTube channel ever. She should seriously be some huge Hollywood director, she's so talented.
Anonymous Canada No.213876452
>>213876376
>she
Anonymous United States No.213876685 >>213876858
Thread is slower than a special ed class
Anonymous United States No.213876700
classicgameroom used to be a god tier youtube channel before he just started shilling his comics or showing off dome gizmos he bought
Sam !!AVVjjvgfNgR South Korea No.213876858
>>213876685
Everyone is either out or still asleep
Anonymous United States No.213876877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zrUjzSAf04
Anonymous Brazil No.213876929 >>213876989
my brain on the goon sphere
Anonymous United States No.213876980
Woke up at 11:45am because Iโ€™m a fucking loser
Anonymous United States No.213876983
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RI2scmxCiko
Anonymous United States No.213876989
>>213876929
If spinster said she would buy you another game but only if she can use your tongue as her throne, what would you do
Anonymous United States No.213877047 >>213877052
>>213877031
Anonymous United States No.213877052 >>213877063
>>213877047
Early faggot I was going to make one
Anonymous United States No.213877063
>>213877052
its not early, you are late
Anonymous United States No.213877080
310
Anonymous United States No.213877099 >>213877113
All this time I had no idea it was 310 and not 300. Another failure in my miserable incel chud life
Anonymous United States No.213877113
>>213877099
Newfag