Thread 213868470

the life of a showgirl edish

'fib edish

>>213868498
PO SC

>>213868470 (OP)
Why she kinda leng here tho fr

Couple years ago when I was 21 I got my arse checked by a fit Pakistani (female) doctor because I couldn't poo
She had to stick a finger up there
Ashamed to say I did get a boner

>>213868498
fantastic
great work

>>213868509
lush

>>213868393
should just go and get it checked out lad. Bollock cancer is one of the most treatable forms, especially if caught early. They just remove it and put a fake one in and that's you on your way. Might even get test injections for life as well, get hench.

>TRT, GH
heh, topical captcha

>>213868470 (OP)
that's a man

quality seal

Poo seal quickly becoming the top pick for Gimmick of the Year

How are bri'ish surviving with totalitarianism??
I need to prepare before EU doubles down too.

I will sacrifice all my morals and convictions for a shag with an attraction woman

I will happily support every trans kid or foreigners coming to ruin this country if it means I can shag simple as

>>213868530
is it 'fic?

>>213868509
bent eh? nought wrong about it

>>213868532
i numb the pain by putting my penis in brown women

>>213868530
any other contenders?

>>213868540
Is it what?

nth for the holodem

>>213868553
Yeah there's a few

more like our viewers hollow lives

this is me kek

>>213868558
that was a real woman moment right there

>>213868602
why he hand foot long shoe

I got my iq tested today and I have a lowiq (97) and I am beyond sad.......

Activeee x

>>213868602
and he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs

>>213868558
LOL

>>213868634
Unlucky Rorke but we already knew

I have a suit waistcoat that I want altered so that the back of the waistcoat is a dark, neutral colour in order that it looks better with a wider variety of shirts (it's currently a garish steel blue). If I can get this done it will mean I don't have to buy a new suit for an upcoming wedding.

To this end I will take the waistcoat back to the place I bought the suit (5 years ago) and ask them to change the fabric on the back of the waistcoat. They will tell me "oh no we only do free alterations within 28 days of buying the suit" to which I will say, that's fine I am willing to pay £15 - £20 to have this done, at which point the wagie will say I'm sorry sir that's not possible we don't do alterations after 28 days. And then I will get the train home with the waistcoat unaltered, having wasted my time and feeling frustrated despite my entirely reasonable request. Such is the life of an autistic man.

>>213868636
This man shags

Went to the butchers and got some bone marrow bones but didn't know what a normal amount is so got 3kg

hope we're talking about actually pb and not that jiff rubbish

>>213868552
Sounds like you guys have it rough.

got 100% on my IQ score

Still never knowingly heard a Taylor Swift song in my life, convinced she is just a psyop of some kind.

>>213868654
who tf wears a waistcoat

>>213868661
Not sure
He's got the same haircut as Walter from Dennis the Menace

poo seal and variants

>>213868697
this but billie ellish

>>213868697
Yes you have, she's been preforming since the mid 2000's.

>>213868703
scream x

>>213868697
She's not bad desu but I don't know why she's gigafamous the music is generic and flat

>>213868654
Just go to a tailor or seamstress lad.
Also I'm not sure that it'll be cost effective unless it's a very expensive waistcoat

>>213868704
not a single incel in sight

>>213868704
laughing at their gay little handbags that they all wear to fit in

>>213868654
you could call them before hand and ask
theres no reason why they would refuse to make alterations if they can get for doing it

>>213868726
nor a single braincell

>>213868697
she's all the rage with white women, i think every white woman on earth has heard a Taylor Swift song

>>213868745
would rather be a brainlet than an incel

>>213868654
Ever heard of a telephone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPRSeuehlcU

Danny reviews

A paki fish and chips

Well guys..it not good

>>213868704
one of these is definitely getting arrested for killing an ex gf or something

Heard that some bloke in the UK was found not guilty of encouraging violence yesterday after saying "We need to cut all their throats and get rid of them all" on video, what the actual fuck hahahajhahahj

Rorke pulling out a red gel pen from his pepsi can pencil case and doodling swastikas on the mock exam paper

hmmm

it's really 5 mins in the oven, once the cheese is melting it's done

what's this illegal protest?
https://youtu.be/QYoB5DF0nps

Seeing as 4chan will almost certainly be blocked by the end of 2025 and the whole problem of all big sites being locked down, I think I'm gonna have to look into things like I2P and the Fediverse.

Anyone use them? I don't really have anyone to talk to IRL about this stuff. I'm worried I'm going to be completely cut off online.

>>213868780
Guess his skin colour

>>213868775
Never get fish and chips from a shop that also sells pizzas kebabs and everything else ….. in my opinion

ripping some loud ones this morning jeez

>>213868780
thats based though. freedom of speech and shit. Should start shouting it at the top of their lungs outside of the royal palace.

>>213868790
Not surprising, everyone knows AI is spiritually brown.

>Japan
Truly honourary Aryans.

>>213868699
It's to a wedding lad not my local steampunk LARP meetup.

>>213868724
Suppose I could do. I will have a look to see if there are any tailors in the local area cheers. I think it will still be cheaper than buying a new suit. On the place I bought the suit's website it says the usual cost for replacing the back on a waistcoat is £15.

>>213868738
Yeah I think calling them beforehand is the best bet. Though there's a risk they fob me off. If I turn up with the waistcoat in hand, they're more likely to feel obliged to help me.

BRAincelL

JD gyms any good?

>Seeing as 4chan will almost certainly be blocked by the end of 2025 and the whole problem of all big sites being locked down, I think I'm gonna have to look into things like I2P and the Fediverse.
>
>Anyone use them? I don't really have anyone to talk to IRL about this stuff. I'm worried I'm going to be completely cut off online.

>>213868619
frrrrrr

>>213868821
no such thing as freedom of speech in the UK, the arrest people over there for protesting against rapists kek

>>213868803
just vpn, even the chineese do it

>>213868790
>UK
>neutral
most people in this country have never had an independent thought, they just wait for someone else to tell them how they should feel

right

>>213868875
Maybe you could learn from them Rorke and not spew your braindead opinions everywhere, you’d end up embarrassing yourself less

think it'd be fun to be a woman and have a guy drag me to the bedroom by the hair while im crying kicking and screaming

>>213868851
The best gym is the one nearest you.

If you have to travel any considerable distance to get there, you won't go.

>>213868703
such an awful gimmick but it makes me kek

>>213868780
It was pure satire mate

Not as much poo dog posting since the seal showed up

I’m glad I invested in a home gym during covid. I got so fit and healthy and I’ve kept it up ever since and saved so much money.

>>213868790
older population against
younger population for

why you do this to me sabrina <3

moo deng

Couldn't someone with technical knowledge make a 4chan server on the fediverse?

wonder if the la who never played mass effect bought it and started it

>>213868988
GLOMP

>>213868978
weird thing to lie about on the internet

>>213868988
isnt he scared that he will gnaw at his willy

>>213868991
I could but I’m not wasting my time doing that for the freaks here

*surreptitiously DuckDuckGos fediverse*

>>213868981
all of the women you post look like they stink and the men you post are all paedophiles

when do we release the new poo seal variant?

>>213869012
It would be, wouldn’t it?

>>213868991
sir keir is trying to free you from this shithole and you want to be dragged back?

>>213869027
Why?
We need a backup soon. Idiots here think nothing will happen.

>>213868697
Most white women are basic bitches. Taylor is the basic bitch artist.

>>213869094
huh yeah because wog 'music' is so sophisticated and niche

>>213869115
You sure did and do love to copy it.

>>213869088
Not really, this place is not essential to life mate. You can just not post here you know?

poo seal

>>213869140
it's essential to me. it;s the only socialisation i get

>>213869115
Nobody was talking about blacks lol

Are you unable to stop thinking about them?

>>213869088
>We need a backup soon

>>213869146
scream

>>213869146
scream 2

>>213869150
That’s your problem isn’t it

4chan will be blocked by the end of 2025 at the latest.

The way I see it, the options are:

1. Try getting around the block but this won't be feasible for most.
2. Migrate to another site (not that one).
3. Try making our own small site or using a fediverse platform like Lemmy.
4. An IRC chat room.
5. I2P although I know very little about it.

>>213869152
>pakileaf reading comprehension

>>213869165
You're breaking his human rights and right to a family life (some of us are family here)

Nothing ever happens thoughbeit

ASMR sex arse

>>213869150
dont worry, if brit goes down well still be friends. I mean, /brit/s only ever been the friends we made along the way

>>213869140
This thread is his entire life, that's why he's so desperate to fit in and control the narrative by samefagging and spamming on VPNs

Ironically it's his posting that's driven posters away and has attracted more lunatics and paedos here

>>213869155
thanks ‘fic but i won’t be using these paedo botnets

had a look on google maps and there's a tailor local to me with ~40 or so decent reviews so I'll just take the waistcoat there next week, saves me a train journey only to be told to fuck off at the big shop

>>213869190
i'll kms instead

St Rule's Tower mentioned

>>213869178
The irony is palpable

>>213869202
then ill have to save you

>>213869155
What happens when they're blocked?

>>213869196
Do you not have a telephone?

Is the UK going to have a civil war then or what?

>>213869257
it'd be good to strafe edinburgh

>>213869255
just post the cans mate

wifeberg getting a strop on because i calmly asked her to wash up some dishes she's left since yesterday it's like living in a house share with students sometimes grow up ffs

>>213869289
deck her

>>213869255
ok

>>213869289
Very annoying isn't it

Why is heathermong obsessed with this seal

Oh he's just posted another poo seal

>>213869346
hooting like a seal

>>213869346
yep, that's the 'mick at its peak

anime

>temperature falls below 30 C for first time in a week
>finally do household tasks I've been putting off

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the fact that hot countries are all shitholes is no surprise whatsoever. I completely get it.
First thing Lee Kuan Yew did in Singapore was install air conditioning nationwide. Said it was the main reason they became rich.

>>213869401
>hot countries are all shitholes
excuse me?

>>213869401
Your house must smell terrible

Gio Scotti. Sex supreme.

>>213869401
explan rome, pussy

>>213869401
Just checked the archives and you've never said this before

>>213869421
you're lazy bastards
lost a war to birds ffs

watching witch watch which is an anime about a witch

>>213869346
hes going to get poo all over his suit

>>213869421
>North Territory (equator adjacent) = impoverished
>Souf near Antarctica & Kiwiland = Resplendent

my theory holds

4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has-text(/(?=.*\b4chan\b)(?=.*\bblocked\b)/i):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))

Hides posts within /brit/ if they contain the word "4chan" and the word "blocked". The words need not appear next to one another nor does the word 4chan need to precede the word blocked however both words must be present within the post.

deary me

Bird and circuses back on

>>213869462
Fujobait anime

>>213869505
it's the fat controller

What are we going to do when 4chan is prohibited by the government?

>>213868470 (OP)
if angloids didn't discriminate their puritan angloid fellas, the united state if america would never exist and british empire remained to be powerful empire till today

>>213869505
rorke apopleptic I made him google a word's definition as he's insecure about how inarticulate he is

>>213869525
the civilised world is dying...

>>213869525
dunno what that country on the bottom nub of brazil even is

I could look it up but I'm not going to

>>213869571
you're gay

>>213868470 (OP)
Emperors and kings had several of these for themselves. Imagine how lucky those guys were.

>>213869630
i used to like you
get off the gin, la

um

hiiiii

>>213869459
yeah nah that's a fair point aye. if it weren't for the natural resources, we'd probably be a 4th world shithole. anyway, didn't ask+youre french

>>213869346
Come New Years this gimmick is getting my vote for gimmick of the year

poo seal and circuses

>>213869630
damn is he ok?

>>213869649
Haven't had booze in ages. Maybe once in 2 months idk. Brain's rotted though.
You drunk?

>>213869630
Link to story?

rorke apoplectically recalcitrant when I diagnosticate his terminological inexactitude

>>213869630
Indians really shouldn't be allowed to do anything

>>213869660
>+youre french
would have turned those birds in gourmet dishes

Is YouTube age restricted for you unless you ID?

>>213869680
he's indian

sitting on a park bench
*c# power chord*

Rorke cannot stop taking Ls

>>213869686
then you got no excuse...
we used to be friends

>>213868634
You don't have to be a genius anon. Almost all guys with very high IQs have certain bizarre tastes and end up going insane. Based on that, I'm content with not being dumb and just being a simple guy.

>>213869704
nope

can some boomer cunt explain
was this really hideous 25 years ago?

Um

there's a little cute pigeon outside i was to pet him and give him treats and cuddle him

>>213869688
https://www.wptv.com/news/region-st-lucie-county/fort-pierce/3-dead-after-semi-truck-attempts-to-make-u-turn-on-floridas-turnpike-in-fort-pierce

At this point with public opinion, media, pop culture etc against them Israel may as well just start glassing Palestine and the middle east in general and just see what happens

Israel is fucked if they don't

>>213869779
im not going to stop you

>>213869775
boomers are just mentally ill

>>213869779
*stops you*

hahahaha hey lads!!

>>213869779
yea he's cute until you park your freshly washed car

>>213869775
i can easily win this

>>213869727
Brainlet cope.

>>213869779
love this x

there's a torrent of piss bottled inside of me

>>213869775
gen x were evil mentally ill retards

any medically diagnosed super-reconignisers in haha no just me well alright then

>>213869432
they had better air con with pools of water and architecture and that

>>213869892
yeah I recognise that post, boring cunt

>>213869477
It's actually the other way around apparently. Although I was nodding along until I checked. I guess low population + massive resource projects bumps them up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_states_and_territories_by_gross_state_product#States_and_territories_by_GSP_per_capita

>>213869865
*starts leeching your torrent*

>>213869571
mad how i've been to that country yet some of you have never been on a plane

>>213869957
you wouldn't recognise your own mother you insolent worm

I could recognise a man I passed on the street 20 years ago from a distance of 1000 yards.

tired after my 5k run in the heat

Done a bit of shopping team

>>213870054
not single bit of proper food. not surprised

>>213870054
Good work gimmique #5

>>213870054
>name brands

you dumb sucker

eating some grapes

>>213870139
think that's illegal mate

Supermarket own brand crisps usually have a much better cheese and onion than walkers. Though I'd take a McCoys over any other.

in light of that Danish train derailment, do you reckon you could survive a train derailing by just gripping the rail that's on the overhead luggage bit with both hands?

I mean if the train was tipping to the opposite side to where you are seated. So if you're seated on the right side of the carriage, the train tips to the left off the embankment. Realising this is happening, you quickly shoot both hands up and grab the railing. Now instead of flying through the carriage, at worst your body moves in a 90 degree arc and you slam into the ceiling either face first or with your back to it, depending on how you gripped the rail.

did you see that goal from etikike last night

>>213870170
I didn't

>>213870167
id climb inside the luggage rack and live

>>213870167
if i was on the train i'd prevent it from derailing in the first place

100% taxpayer funded

>>213870205
you only have half a second to do anything. Your options are limited to gripping the rail or remaining still and hoping for the best

>>213869834
xx

>>213870236
screaming

>>213870236
need a million more

>>213870170
he's a donkey
absolutely shocking player

Somalian refugee came into ALDI last night off his head on something and tried stealing security guard had to sort him out

And a group of kids kicked a football at a baby's head and had to be escorted out of the shop by the security guard

>>213870275
Only a million? Are you some kind of bigot?

>>213870236
what is it

>>213870236
need 34 million more of these dopey freaks

>>213870284
per day, of course

>>213870283
>Somalian refugee came into ALDI last night off his head on something and tried stealing security guard had to sort him out
Should have given him food.

i likw it when the sky is grtey and cloufy

>Everyone in Europe plays Handball except us
>Everyone in Europe plays Volleyball except us
>Basketball is popular globally but we do not give a fuck about it

What's our problem lads?
I guess with such uniquely British sports like Darts and Snooker, there's not enough sports enthusiasm to go round.
Still it's bloody weird how much Europe loves Handball & Volleyball when we don't even have a fucking team lmao.

>>213870288
>>213870301
now we're talking

>>213870285
somalian? woman in a motability car inhaling nitrous

>>213870309
basketball is popular with generation blacked (zoomers)

>>213870361
how is it a motability car

>>213870292
average winx club viewing experience

>>213870386
look up the reg plate

>>213870309
we don't play gay sports in this country

>>213870386
https://www.motabilitycheck.com/

the gormless biomass

anyone up for a quick bum?

benefit scroungers have called the motability checker "genocidal"

>>213870407
LS25 0NH

no such plate

>>213870283
it's your duty as a proud English woman to wank him off

>>213868498
well that's the next edition sorted

>>213870448
lie on

>>213870236
Fatima can't even catch a vibe in peace smdh

>>213869155
clicked these links and got my ip grabbed and worst of all, disappointment from mcafee

>>213869825
You can't offend me. But nice try. Arrogant and self-centered creature.

love the poo after a big beer night, a big egg pushed out with zero effort needed x

>>213870448
it's an O, not a 0

>>213870448
it's ONH pal

>>213870492
mong

>>213870236
she's actually a street racer

How much does Soros pay? I’m looking to fuck up some naht-zees and make some dosh from it.

JUST

>>213870511
why would a nazi collaborator pay you for that?

>>213870504
baited for this exact reply

alright lads, how's it foing

off into town to buy a new xbox controller. thrilling weekend for me x

imagine outing yourself as being unable to drive and not owning car because you didn't know registrations are all AA00 AAA format

mum drive you about does she?

Rorkeyplops

42% of new car registrations in Northern Ireland are motability
that place must be ground zero for bennie scrounging

the lads

>>213870548
it's O not 0

>>213870548
screamign

>>213870548
being unable to drive gotta be one of the most embarrassing things ever for an adult male to burden lol

is nitrous not haram?

>>213870558
tag yourself, I'm Rio Ferdinand the gawky brown fella x

zinger drip on the way get in

>>213870572
true
worse than being a virgin

>>213870525
Soros is antinazi and pro human
Naht-zees are anti human

got too much anxiety to drive

>>213870548
i drive i just dont have a car because salespeople and insurance people are jews

Fuck up Rorkeyplops

>A cross-party group of MPs has written to the government urging them to bring sick and injured children from Gaza to the UK "without delay" for treatment.
YES! FUCK YES! DO IT NOWWW!!!!

I can't drive because I'm physically disabled and also there's nowhere for me to park my car if I had one

can you do nitrous during ramadan? since it's not solid it's just gas?

>>213870608
More browns, more browns, more browns!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!

>>213870585
i'm both

i'm a virgin AND can't drive

>>213870625
AINT NO PARTY LIKE A DIDDY PARTY

extremely demoralized today

I actually can have sex and drive if I really wanted to but I'd rather just play video games all day

>>213870625
LMFAO

>>213870608
They love pissing money up the wall don't they

i can drive but i got banned like 5 years ago and never bothered getting a new licence cos my life is ruined

get them wanked off

I can drive and have a car but it stresses me the fuck out so I just walk everywhere, drivers are angry people. only drive during the absolute dead night hours

>>213870723
>>213870723
>>213870723

I don't even ride my bike around here cos drivers can be a bit mental haha x

>>213870731
just go on the path

>>213870642
>>213870645
least pathetic /brit/ posters

>>213869395
umm

>>213869795
fucking hell