Thread 213883758

Short haired girls edition

first for me

>>213883726
I have more crackhead stories than I can fit in a post because nighttime retail is insane in a rough town like mine (rough for aus, not rough for the UK btw you guys have it way worse) but I'll give you my favourite one from 7/11 that I saw video of

>smackhead woman clearly on all sorts tries to shoplift
>gets caught
>her husband comes in and starts shouting at her
>she starts throwing shit at him and smashing stuff off the shelves
>he starts beating her
>bearhugs her and carries her outside
>she gets in the car and locks herself in when he lets go
>tries to drive away
>he jumps on the bonnet as she speeds off, nearly hitting a pedestrian
>end of the footage is just her driving onto a 100kph speedlimit main road with him still on the front screaming at her
i only saw this on his video but it was fucking funny as fuck, no idea what happened in the end

>>213883764
and who are you? are you the poo smells poster? no? then maybe you should stfu

>>213883758 (OP)
Actually hate you lot

>>213883892
>>213884081

oh my days kill yourself it's far too early

>>213883758 (OP)
she looks uncannily like my gf

oh Ezri
you filthy bigot

>>213885361
terrible impression of the belgian

hi everyone!
nice to see you all :D

>>213885376
Cant stand you fakecel goycattle normies

>>213883991
what the fuck did I do?

ever seen a ghost?

sorry when i said those films i meant normal people. of course the incels of /brit/ don't like them. just generally as a population most people like those films, regardless of gender.

>>213883991
Me?! What did I do?! This is so unfair :( you're always like this with me!

>>213885413
leftypol's threads

>>213885431
don't act cute now you croatian prick

>>213883758 (OP)
Anything but bald is good to go

>>213885400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd4nqkF5HIc

>>213885436
I’ll turn you into a ghost in a second sunshine

>>213885164
they only do it cause they get away with it
most people in my role at work dont even give a fuck
i watched my coworker let a woman walk out with a full trolley even though i told her she was shoplifting cause she just didnt care
i suppose its to be expected cause we get paid minimum wage and are treated like shit, but i am a narcissistic nooooticer so i cant help myself noticing someone is doing something and then mentioning it
even then like i said i reckon for everyone i catch theres at least one i don't

doing a gay porn dance

Nigga name Keir

Lads what the fuck do we do?

>4chan being banned
>Digital ID scheme planned
>non-whites flooding in
>government is fanatically anti-White and wants to wipe us out

We are genuinely completely fucked unless something happens in the next few years. We won't be able to communicate easily either.

I'm scared. Big time.

Can't find Mr. Bean to watch so watching Mrs. Brown's Boys so I can feel like Mousey
Got the kettle going and Gary Eats preloaded on the tablet don't you worry!

>>213885436
No but I've heard one

>>213885503
Learn to code

>>213885503
None of this is happening
Please stop getting your news from Incel freaks

>>213885413
Cor applying for this company

>>213885503
Get on the cans

>>213885503
nigga talmbaot 2016

can't imagine being a child and not enjoying back to the future. made me want to skate and play guitar.

>>213885503
Just listen to music and watch youtube videos and play video games basically

might kill myself

poo seal starmer

>>213885537
Heyyyy x

Are you guys smart enough to understand category theory

>>213885504
>Mrs Brown's Boys
Dire. Get Still Game on

sir poo sealer

>>213885537
poodley sealsh

>>213885575
yes

>>213885575
i'm smart enough to not give a fuck BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Poo seal

Hoping I peak in my 30s

>>213885503
don't you rorkes get tired of obsessing over the same non-issues for more than a decade

Got called conservitard clapping seal down the shop

>>213885575
probably not

>>213885575
is it something to do with poos and seals?

explaining to the lads that it's too late in the night to be so warm

>>213885575
No fucking clue what that is

>>213885363
i don't know how much of this is real but
i think it was san francisco or maybe all of california, but somewhere like that
they brought in a new law that said something daft like if you shoplift under $900 then nobody can touch you
seen a pic of a shopkeeper and he's added $900 to all the shelf prices, and a sign that says "$900 off every item with a free coupon (available at checkout)"

>>213885575
Dont understand anything me

mad how vince mcmahon pooed on a womans head

>>213885436
no but one time i heard my neighours having sex while i was on the toilet with explosive diarrhea

>>213885551
why what's up

Mouse Poster is
The Butt

of

All Jokes .. It`s Not
right ..

>>213861466
so wat was the asnwer

>>213885636
you unlock that when you're worth a billion

>>213885490
crazy thet people barely notice it from street level

rorke dragged out of the local zoo for pooing on the seals

>>213885648
the hell never ends

Warm isn't it
Yeah its warm but not sunny which is remarkable isn't it
Actually we have a nice bit of sun here
Oh do you aha I'm jealous
Here further north its a bit cooler
Oh yeah forgot you were further north
I'm just hoping its nice in the foreign country i'm flying to tomorrow
Oh I'll have my fingers crossed

>>213885657
e.g. THORN

>>213885648
>120
I thinks he's at it

desu i like watching some rorke coded podcasts from time to time, they're very entertaining x

Get that arse scranned

>>213885657
Anagram for "North"

>>213885648
I think if I get to around 80 I'll start claiming I'm the oldest person in the world

>>213885703
ok
yay <3

right that's a woman spreading her arse cheeks showing her arsehole

me when i meet the gyaldem

>>213885441
i enjoyed it and i think the guy saying it's crap was having a laugh
only one way to know if you like it though

ant and dec and gary eats

on the same show!!

>>213885648
not 120 though is he

>>213885744
not sure if it's a woman mate xx

>>213885551
apart from death, all defeats are psychological

get the fags exterminated

>>213885710
was it really worth ban evading just to post a tranny's anus again?

>>213885710
ummy

Pokemon gotta Catch `Em all ..

I know It`s
My Destiny !!

We at \Brit \ say
Thank
you

Game Freak !! For Pocket
Monsters !!

I am alive
I am full of fire

>>213885735
Hnort?

>>213885707
fosnyeg

>>213885798
right cool it with the transphobic slurs

>>213885798
how else is he going to get a mild dopamine hit in order to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay

>>213885575
prefer not to say

>>213885503
Lift weights, learn a martial art, prepare for civil war
Violent unrest is coming to the UK sooner than anyone thinks
The criminal justice system is already on the brink, police attrition above than new hires with both attrition rising and new hires falling, courts with 12+ month backlogs, prisons almost entirely out of space etc.
The moment it breaks down and normal non-criminal people stop fearing repercussion from rioting the next random anti-migrant protest is going to spiral out of control and we'll get to see what civil war looks like in a modern country cause it wont be anything like what we've seen before
I suspect it will start with a societal self-segregation, people moving to areas that are 'winning' in their eyes (aka anti-migrant people moving to towns where anti-migrant protests, unquashed by the broken legal system, have successfully got rid of shitskins), violent forays and counter protests into these areas will start to come from pro-paki civilians as they lose all trust in the government to do it for them and their own areas become total shitholes due to them being full of pakis
The death toll will get out of control so extraordinary measures will be planned but the military will be too fractured to be useful so it will end when a foreign military takes an interest in one side (likely the side of the government) and an ideological genocide of anti-migrant protestors is attempted leading to guerilla warfare

Basically, learn to fight because it's coming to a town near you

>>213885818
Hcnar

>>213885798
don't think I ever ban evaded

drawing some conclusions

Homo
Simpson saying dou`gh

Because of Bart
being
A Menace

I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS

>>213885821
nth for the baddiedem

>>213885891
I'm a 100% phoneposter lol x

>>213885810
30 years of pocket monsters now can you believe it mate
Here's a monster I like: sentret

how do i join the black hebrew israelites

Not drinking as I don't need alcohol to enjoy life like you sad sacks do

>>213885940
this one is me i am literally her !!!

>>213885917
Not a particularly fuckable 'mon

>>213885503
get the JAV watched

opened a pint can of budweiser had a few sips and now i don't want it
already got a half drunk pint in the fridge from yesterday as well

>>213885903
screaminggggggg

>>213885917
Feed it

Rare Candy
Ok
use
Missing No !!

>>213885891
the thirdie wave

>>213885940
ummies

>>213885420
???

>>213885940
'

>>213885951
yeah you sound really happy

>>213885633
Our problem is that while work constantly tells us to stop shoplifters they have a 0 tolerance policy for physical intervention (even though legally we absolutely can physically intervene in a crime in progress and a licenced security guard can even legally detain suspected shoplifters for the police if he has reasonable grounds to believe they are shoplifting)
But the corporate powers that be are so shit scared of lawsuits that they would rather let the shoplifters go than intervene, unfortunately this + police not doing anything is creating an exponential rise is shoplifting because like I said, they know 100% that nothing will happen

Small shops are nearly all dead, everything is franchised, so the idea of the independent shop owner doing that or taking on the shoplifters to the letter of the law is dead here, it's all beholden to rules of some lawsuit shy out of touch women living in Sydney who haven't been on a shop floor as a worker in their lives

i hope you lads are having a wonderful saturday x

Spaino's Canadian Vacation subedition.

the "gundam" one likes yhe ponies and not trannies

i win !!

Saw a ghost the other day and it shook me

>>213886019
is it mostly blacks and abos that do the shoplifting
mostly pakis here

>>213885955
No you aren't

>>213885525
It's all happening you fool.

>>213885549
I can't enjoy anything now. This is becoming existential.

>>213885840
I can't see any foreign intervention happening. Who would do it?

mhmm

cat still sleep on my lap
getting rather warm

cash rules everything around me

>>213885503
Tend to the part of the garden you can reach.

>>213886090
fellow creamer

È l'ora di marciar!

>>213886016
I am thanks

>>213886046
Why'd it do that?

doctor Doctor I feel like Curtains .. A Pair of them ....

It`s Ok.

pull
curtains together Man !!

** so he did and everything`s better !! **

>>213886048
My area is extremely white
The only non-whites are indians
Abos are a rarity, blacks too
I can confidently say almost all shoplifters here are white, though I've caught a few indians
I had a little paki try to punch me once while he stole a bag full of duracell batteries (and by bag full I mean a fucking duffle bag that he'd emptied the entire shelf into)
The guard intervened and knocked him out though lol
Definitely some wogs too, if you consider italians non-white which I personally do

>>213886079
reminded me i need to buy some new fishnets mine are all torn up >.<

>>213886153
I must have looked off cos then he said I look like Id seen a ghost

>>213886078
The USA would absolutely jump at the chance to get a stranglehold on the UK if the government was begging them to help and the US military would have literally 0 issues with genociding white British natives trying to defend themselves from mass migration

>>213886083
i get sad when that happens. such a privilege to be a bed for catberg but she tends to cut off circulation to my legs and i have to move her

i threw a jew in the well
don’t ask me i’d never tell
i did a poo in there as well
and now the jew is gay

>>213886184
you're drinking aren't you

>>213886197
Must have been a spook

tummy gurgling
water poo on its way i think

>>213886229
only a few cans !!

>>213886205
you had fell as an available rhyme and went back to well like a FUCKING MONG

>>213886156
intriguing post

storm's coming

>>213885503
nothing to do, move en masse to Australia and help them turn their situation around

We're all curtains

>>213886274
just what exactly is this expression trying to convey?

the scrandemic

>>213886229
https://youtu.be/wnLsLvJDedo?feature=shared

overplaying the poo seal card

>>213886249
had proepr green apple splatters the other day
started by literally pooing green liquid like i was taking a wee and then just splat
was such a wide angle on the poo spray that there was poo above the rim of the bowl so flushing doesnt touch it
left it for someone else to clean

dogshit post after dogshit post from yanks today mamma mia

toil on the morrow

You make my heartbeat work overtime
(work overtime)
I want your body right over mine
(right over mine)
So won’t you cover me like full eclipse
Can’t remember loneliness
Got me feelin delicate
Yeah

>>213886201
Absolutely zero chance Trump would go to war this prop up Sir Poo Barmer
Maybe if the democrats are back in when it kicks off

>>213886261
well and well are two different words because they have different meanings

>>213886290
It's an enigmatic expression isn't it

>>213886290
it's saying 'i am poo seal'

>>213886312
lesbian couple

>>213886299
all funny gimmicks get ruined by spam

>>213886324
so its overpowering smugness?

And the latest from Ruby "Fucking Bitch" "Granger" Bones?

>>213886316
you weren't there and spent all day on 4chan

>>213886319
it just made you look a bit thick lad i'm trying to help you you FUCKING MONG

>>213885840
>>213886201
jesus christ you need to go outside

>>213886201
>US military would have literally 0 issues with genociding white British natives trying to defend themselves from mass migration

If what you're saying is true then our situation is hopeless. Don't you think White troops in their military would hesitate?

>>213886265
Australia is less White and their government is even worse.

>>213886347
lost her pencil case in the boring bastard museum rip

>>213886361
Absolutely refuse to believe the aussie government is as bad as ours

where my luh crodie-kun @ ? xx

>>213886383
It is in terms of censorship. Their covid restrictions were insane.

>>213886351
i didn't write that poem but i did enjoy the rhyming structure
if you didn't enjoy it then that's your fault and your problem so who's the mong now

I LOVE LIFE

Boo

zoidberg's good fun now he's out of the closet tbph

>>213886347
shilling her annual planner grift this time with plagiarised likely AI generated art on the cover

>>213886315
My assumption is this is much more than 3 years down the line
While I believe it almost inevitable it's certainly not tomorrow
If it were Trump might be the only one that would actually send aid to the anti-migrant side rather than the gov, assuming it had properly kicked off
Not out of the kindness of his heart but because the UK gov fucks with a lot of his plans and hes out there enough to take a risk on having a puppet gov after, plus almost all the popular anti-migrant voices in the UK, both pollies and personalities, are very vocally pro-israel so the US does tend to like that now that I consider it

>>213886350
biomass cope seethe and projection

just found out australia has to import all their cars

>>213886421
>My assumption is this is much more than 3 years down the line
Optimistic.

Ruby's musky fanny after a 12 hour study sesh

>>213886383
they are us. they are exactly the same busybody, nanny state, control freak tosspots. it's in our DNA.

>>213886406
the rhyming structure is shit because it reuses the first rhymed word in the third line and regardless of meaning it is lazy wordplay you STUPID FUCKING MONG

the motor

lost 1.8kg this week, good sight after a plateau
bokkle of elmhurt english to celebrate
bless

>>213886492
nice!

"Banga" goes another Kanga
On the bonnet of the van-uh
Many an Aboriginie's mistaken for a tree,
'Til you 'ear him on the motonway,
The tree begin to breathe.

not sure whether this country and the world generally going down the toilet makes me feel worse or i just feel terrible anyway. guess it makes me feel a bit worse

>>213886492
Cool

747 is gorgeous
sad they're not so common now

might call up my bank and see what their rates are for car loans

>>213886405
Let me be clear we suck but you have more censorship of speech and expression of political beliefs 100%
While we are a nanny state the UK is a police state, there's a big difference and I know this cause I lived in the UK till I was 20
You guys arrest like 30 people a day for social media comments, have digital ID (which admitedly theyre trying to pass here but you've already passed it) and have way stricter rules on what you can and can't say in public or online
We still suck don't get me wrong but I am genuinely free to express my anti-migrant, pro-nationalist political beliefs in Aus without repercussion from the government. I'm not gunna do that in the UK without being anonymous.

>>213886496
mate that's not healthy x

falling in love with a 1/4 pajeeta

>>213886537
and we're just supposed to believe this things can stay in the air? yeah ok

>>213886520
britain in the past century is one of the biggest falls from grace in human history
we're in the ruins

Every cloud is grey, with dreams of yesterday

>>213886549
gulp x

Wanking to the ex's selfies again

>>213886537
only ever been on 737s

So is there literally any way for Whites to win? With everything that is against us?

Literally every White man is going to have to fight with the ferocity of a Waffen SS trooper if there is to be any hope, as far as I can see.

The old ways must die, always, forever

no obamids

listening to tears for fears unironically

imagine being a white south african

>>213886599
Leftypol caught spewing lies once more

hope Sminem is doing ok x

>>213886651
don't have to x

>>213886599
remember when they convinced you the cheddar man was a subsaharan african niggerboo because there was no evidence that he wasn't except for the fucking blue eyes so the artists impression was technically in the realm of possibility and then they retracted everything and the museum distanced themselves from the image but it still got spread everywhere and people believe it

I'll move to Liverpool and get a gf like this in no time.

>>213886657
lad.. he died

>>213886520
>>213886569
Yes, it's absolutely painful. I hate that I had to be born at this time. Born in the crumbling ruins of a great state, infested by subhumans.

The worst part is how the British upper classes did absolutely nothing to stop the decline, aside from a few men like Mosley. Utterly useless degenerates who surrendered power to capitalists and jews

If we somehow win, the first task will be to establish a completely new aristocracy of the most fanatical and ruthless men.

>>213886651
There's a new White South African at toil. Spent the shift talking about how dangerous South Africa is and how no-one will hire white people there anymore.

>>213886691
whats her fucking problem

Mad how there are no arguments left to be made

>>213886691
That's a prossie

best UK city to find fit trans girls?

>>213886691
nigga trying to spit game to a fucking sloshed bitch lol

Black women most likely to die in medieval plague, Museum of London says

>>213886695
no this cant be. The Bogdanofs died so he may live

>>213886651
They’re some of the only whites with some common sense probably due to the fact that they’re surrounded by blacks

>>213886689
the true test of a nations censorship is could your boomer uncle post this on facebook without being contacted by the police

>>213886710
Big Scottish Cock only

>>213886706
Are you sure he wasn't from London haha.

>>213886727
Why didn't the NHS address this glaring health inequality

>>213886651
The lesson from South Africa is that Whites have to completely banish non-Whites

>>213886758
Systematic racism

>>213886746
nope

>>213886680
yep that was a great piece of propaganda as it has entered common parlance among the masses. if that's not a deliberate attack on our nation and people then i don't know what is.

>>213886680
i liked that they found direct descendant a few miles down the road and he was a bog standard white fella ahha

I am in love with Kate Bush

me? kate cock

>>213886778
Creaming

Absorb these words. Steel your heart.

can’t imagine what point there will be in carrying on this pathetic existence after my parents die

>>213886758
The GP probably asked if there was a sign outside that said dead nigger storage and turned them all away

The glorious past...of Finland....

had a dream that I had a wife that died during childbirth which is strange because I don't have a wife, or even a girlfriend.

Got the reprint of The Camp of the Saints on pre-order

>>213886825
harking

>>213886854
What about the Turner Diaries?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755380252030646.mp4
Mad that

filly sweetly sleeps the whole night long

>>213886864
are physical copies of that available?

sober me is an awkward, boring runt
drunk me is a highly social, super friendly individual

>>213886870
rorke on a mad one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P51LunEV3Sk&list=RDP51LunEV3Sk&start_radio=1
Post your favourite Madonna song x

>>213886836
well yeah she died didn't she

>>213886895
you must be sober right now then lol

pierbi got an engagement drop from the online safety act

Even just seeing the "share" button on a YouTube video gives me a twinge of anxiety at the thought that I could accidentally somehow click it and click whatever the next thing is and before I know it I've sent something to a random person I know and now they're trying to talk to me

>>213883758 (OP)
too bad he didn't tell her he loved her long forehead

mad how racist you can be on int now
i assume one of the jannies that quit was the one that was policing /brit/ for anything remotely right wing

>>213886870
Rorke caught in 4k

funny how kik isn't age restricted
makes you wonder don't it.

>>213886895
Same. I can be an annoying cunt when I'm drunk though. Will talk the ear off anyone

>>213886926
Incredible what incels consider a big forehead on women

Good night lads. Another great day chatting with my mates on the /birt/ x

>>213886927
I got a 3 day for calling someone a black nigger the other day

>>213886742
America would fail this test sadly

Surprised DeviantArt isn't age restricted yet

I have eaten poo.

>>213886918
gottem

>>213886924
her onlyfans any good?

>>213886910
ahaha clever xx

>>213886876
mods why was this deleted

>>213886939
No it doesn't

>>213886966
got what?

>>213886939
pretty sure kik is a paedophile messaging app. shall not be looking further into it

>>213886927
Mental how /brit/ made /int/ based again

>>213886966
Proper ugly little fucker

>>213886961
really?
surely the first amendment covers such things

>>213886967
idk i just saw some of her tweets x

*starts something I couldn't finish*

>>213886965
alri hans ahah

>>213886966
wonder what his opinions on kier starmer are

Oi, Rorke! Grow up, yeah?

>>213887001
Alri Morrissey

hate when you subscrive to an onlyfans or fansly and theres still content you can't see unless you pony up even more cash
take the piss

>>213886537
I'm glad my company is keeping them flying

>>213886979
Makes you think doesn't it

>>213887020
get a fucking clue

oops its 8am and i havent slept

>>213887013
too far

>>213887035
?

I am currently playing Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, by Ubisoft Montreal.
It's pretty good.

The Turner Diaries is one of those books that once read, will stick in your head forever. Pierce didn't write it to amuse, and it isn't easy to read, but his vision is striking.

>>213887001
I...

>>213887072
you are such a gimp it’s insane

>>213887072
Yeah? Nice one pal.
*turns around and speaks to someone else*

>>213887052
was playing assassins creed unity but just uninstalled it, the bugs just pissed me off so much

>>213887052
I wasn't even born when this came out

>>213887095
>>213887095
>>213887095

>>213887102
:O

>>213886998
Jews wipe their ass with the constitution