Thread 213888653

anime bitch whores edition

poo smells lmao

anime

watched that bamtan superman moving
load of shite should be ashimed

stinky alt girls subedition

um

why do trannies say folks instead of people

feel like i should be 25 max, not nearly 30
the second half of your 20s fly

rum looking lass

Fucks sake every fucking time I make a post it's past the new thread link
Hate you cunts

have never called my parents by their actual names

xth for black gfs for all of us by end of 2025

>>213888696
Trannies have appropriated the language of black liberation and women's suffrage movements to convince normies that the 'right' to perform their sexual fetishes in public is a legitimate civil rights movement (it's not).

Burger!

>>213888729
truth MIRV

>>213888729
seethe and projection because you'll never perform any sexual act in public or otherwise

can hear slappers outside

my puchi taste like bepis cola

Sat down all day today. Arse hurts

might take a stroll down to my local train station and place my neck on the track

got baited by british tabloid headlines again

got my neurons all hooked up wrong

Bazinga!

>>213888771
it'll hurt even more when i'm done with it

>>213888718
rather not

drunk kong outside going OOH BANANA

Wish I could BLJ to the shops and back for some cans

>>213888802
Kek

Got my party phase out of the way during Sixth Form, University and the few years I spent abroad after University. I really started to knuckle down at 25, reconnected with a girl I met while studying, stopped drinking and started showing up to the office early. I'm 28 now and feel like I've made the correct decision at every turn. I'm not sure what's next for me.

>>213888804
blow long johnsons lol

Currently listening to Alkaline Trio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsWI1Z-3zA

>>213888823
Starting a blog

just rocked the boat
afraid I might tip it over later too if my demands aren't met

i fuck arses

>>213888823
based regimented fun police

>>213888778
electric shock and then youre paralysed for the rest of your life

>>213888778
off yourself at home don't make it another person's problem

it is mental how fit kamala harris was in her youth

>>213888778
trains are done mate
sunday timetable innit

>>213888832
i watched flies fuck on channel 11

'trio - da da da' mentioned

>>213888861
peng ling x

>>213888846
hello am bottom

>>213888729
it is truly an eruption of satanic evil into our world

>>213888888
Yeah?

>>213888823
The life of every twat called Jack

mad how the environment you were born and raised defines if you'll be an atheist or what religion you follow, you never really get to pick it on your own will

>>213888846
based botty basher

>>213888907
didnt seem to do much to save her

>>213888918
trust the plant

Hair itches ever since I started drinking a lot, sick of it

they're just openly posting the derpy hooves completely unpunished

vaping weed indoors using my airbrush spray booth

>>213888855
those train drivers are paid £80,000 a year for a reason
just maintaining their inflated salaries

they should be allowed to post the ponies c:

>>213888580
yes lad

>>213888944
And how much do they pay you to post horeshit here 24/7

>>213888940
Hair doesn't contain nerve endings so this is clearly a lie.

>>213888941
janny doesnt give a shit about any of the other rules
why suddenly bother caring about this one

she's just like you and me
but she's homeless
she's homeless

>>213888968
bodied that runt

>>213888985
grow up odious worm

Rule 15 - All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.

>>213888997
don't know what stupid twat song you're referencing and don't give a fuck

Ziedbelg is demoralised again

>>213888787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0EQMU5BRd4

>>213888878
not a drop of black in her, she's indian

minimod

>>213888997
banger of a tune

>>213889007
le Selfish Giant remake

come on, sonja.. let's be appalling!

>>213889007
just cos she owns bazookas shouldnt put her on a watchlist

>>213889018
Yes you do you complete pissant

>>213889039
no, makes me feel very weird

>>213889023
his heart hasn't been in it the last month or so. barely posts his sponsors, no advancements to the cronemverse, no new AI images. just going through the motions.

*scavenges for conkers*

okay but where is delicatessenmeatballsposter

>>213889048
Sir Jeans á Jeans Shirt

>my UK bonds that I invested in 3 fucking years ago are finally picking up speed thanks to Andrew Bailey

about fucking time

>>213888782
I have this flag hanging on the wall behind me x

had a whole week off toil and achieved precisely fuck all

>>213889089
That is tragic really

>>213889075
*paints my bollocks brown and buries the rest of me under a chestnut tree*

>>213889086
Don't forget about us when you're hobnobbing with James Dyson and the likes in the British Big Leagues.

>>213889101
Migrants (english/scottish) built ireland mate

>>213889114
scmraing

>>213889065
i assume dtfic harassing him probably pissed him off

just got back from mousey's lads
what a night we played runescape and microwaved our piss

>>213889114
Scavenging for poo seals

I'm James Byson and this is my son, Jimmy Gaydad

>>213889114
just because my seal is brown doesn't mean it's poo

Police Scotland have released a statement about their discovery of the emaciated body of a 30-year old male in Hamilton. Autopsy revealed the contents of the victim's stomach was entirely Poundland meatballs and energy drinks. It is believed that the man died in the midst of a 36 hour Pokemon GO marathon session.

>>213889114
p sc

Poo is stored inside of the arse

>>213889150
good wee gaff
toilet being filled with cement is a nice touch

Cries out for a poo seal

getting on the poppers for my pokemon go sesh

>>213889191
gym in the old cemetery carpark is it?

Pokémon Goon

>take an image
>add bradley walsh
>add a poo seal
>3 to 4 (You)s

>>213889189
right wingers, known for their love of Shakespearean theatre and... gymming?

>>213889101
Would you prefer an Arab flag?

>>213889217
Yes

>>213889217
You didnt know that?

>>213889223
Based
Ireland will be reunited

Scottish bank notes are not legal tender - even in Scotland!

>>213889247
flappy birds WAS kino thoughbeit

>>213889247
yes maaaate

aff tae bed

>>213889223
This is the one

>>213889223
UM BASED

>>213889272
yes maaaate

*pops a judge's wig on my bollocks*

>>213888789
TREBLINKA

>>213889280
why does she look fit here

next y1ou'll be telling me the BALLET is RIGHT WING

>>213889247
If you look at his left ear and patch of hair it looks like someone's sitting in the seat behind him

all the zoomers hitting gym getting in prime condition at 18. used to be you were miles ahead of everyone just going to the gym 3 times a week. getting harder to compete.

>>213889280
*good night forehead smooch*

sir poo sealer

>>213889306
These women have been systematically raped

>>213889247
they would've used cunts like this as a battering ram in the olden days

>>213889325
You've never been to a gym in your life rorke

>>213889325
yeah and have years of chatting up girls on snap, insta etc and been shagging for years too
all while mid 20s virigns who have 18 contacts on their phones talk themselves into thinking they can lose their virginity past 21

>>213889370
I have 16 phone contacts

>>213889370
>yeah and have years of chatting up girls on snap, insta etc and been shagging for years too
Eh? No they haven't lmao

>>213889370
no excuse for being a virgin if you live in a country where prostitution is legal

>>213889331
By who?

some proper proper fit bird at the gym there. lovely lass. Didn't talk to her of course. Not my place in life x

>>213889306
robert downey jr mirin' those shoes

What is this, virgin's anonymous

well gents i was gone and now im back although i was here anyway. na zdrowie

I hate the modern sections of Assassin's Creed IV so much. I abhor them. What the FUCK were Ubisoft thinking?

also
zoomers (the younger ones) are really fucking tall
brutal to be sub 6'2 zillenial virgin male in this day and age

God you're all boring bastards tonight aren't you

*waddles to bed*

Judy

penis is about on long as my phone

>>213889488
Is she like rainbow dash

>>213888718
thanks

What's your thoughts on antipsychotics and depression tablets?

sexy rarity ponut

>>213889499
didnt know there was an iphone nano out

Anyone actively working blue collar here

Rober Downey Syndrome pmsl

>>213889499
ok

>>213889499
same
iphone 15 pro

>>213889514
Best snorted

Not wanking tonight

>>213889510
what are you evenign saying brooooo

>>213889514
I want to get on them

>>213889531
xD

>>213889514
did them for a while and I was definitely happier but my penis didn't work so good, so I hopped off them. now I'm a miserable bastard but my penis works again.

Cock's about the size of those lemonades cans they give you on planes

Here's one for you.
How long can a black woman hold in her shit for?
About nine months!

>>213889479
only alcoholics, young uni students dont post here anymore its slugs of men like me. build a time machine to 2015 for interesting posts

might visit a gay bathhouse

>>213889499
you're still using a blackberry?

>>213889580
po sc

>>213889571
poo sealing!

>>213889559
Did they actually make you happier?

>>213889510
Nah she's a strong headed, trauma ridden gay latina

>>213889605
I think they allowed me to go and do stuff that made me happier, like socialize. that being said it could've been placebo

Cheadledian >>213889642

she wants to be 20% cooler

>>213889645
Describe the difference between you on SRIs and you off them as I'm debating taking them

>allowed me to go and do stuff that made me happier, like socialize
bizarre post

I absolutely must shag something

2 million German civilians were killed by the British in World War 2.

excited to watch one episode of the tv show i watch but wont tell you lads what it is for fear of spoilers x

>>213889682
my winky's gone all hard now

>>213889514
>antipsychotics
dunno
>antidepressants
they actually work if you dont do drugs or drink every day i gave up after 2 months though and started drinking daily again

>>213889692
hiii im something :33

>>213889696
snape kills gandalf

>>213889514
im on SSRIs (anxiety rather than 'pression) and theyve assisted in my worst physical problems from anxiety
there are other 'positive' and 'negative' effects but i dont really care about them
trouble is they dont actually fix your brain. once you taper off them youre back to normal

>>213889696
House, M.D.

>>213889130
bit rude

Why are their skirts so short?

*explodes into a powerful source of light like an anime protagonist*

I MUST SHAG SOMETHING

>>213889514
i was on a low dose of antipsychotics for a time but they pretty much just helped me sleep
made my dreams extremely vivid though and if i ever woke up while under its effects i'd be hallucinating spiders in the dark

>>213889772
UMM I SAID Hiiii
AM RIGHT HERE >_<

Listening to a black guy in a car talking about how women modern are unfaithful and aren't fit for marriage.

It's amazing how as soon as a black guy starts talking like this it stops being an incel and starts just being a guy spitting facts.

>>213889760
Love how you can see the filter applied to the chinkoid on the right around 10seconds

>>213889682
you can see shes absolutely dripping by the end

>>213889732
Dr House rides the bus

sir sausage returner

>>213889833
i gave myself psychosis from abusing LSD and weed and other drugs but i'm ok now x

>>213889851
do anything funny in psychosis?

>>213889869
nah i just believed that reality was a near-death hallucination and i was actually going to wake up at any moment and be in a horrific accident like a car crash or a house fire

>2 x Timmy Taylors
>Salt & Vinegar Doritos
>Jalapeno houmous
>the famous /brit/

Not a bad midnight feast today lads

PHWOAR

>>213889851
from doing lots of it?
done acid twice and I think that's enough for a lifetime, just wasn't that interesting and lasts way too long when you're lying in bed 14 hours later trying to sleep

>>213889896
It wasn't your fault.

>>213889732
one mf watches House and suddenly it's the go-to show on /brit/.
We've given Houseposter too much power

>>213889916
that poster...?
dr mouse md

>>213889903
https://youtu.be/ZHwVBirqD2s

YONDER COMES YER FATHER
DRUNK HE CANNOT STAAAAAAAND

>>213889927
a cuddle with timothy

>>213889943
the little move he does at 0:45 lives rent free in my head

you never see the tall zoomer lads with petite pretty girls they're always with ugly and/or fat hogs
on the other hand you always see the pretty zoomer girls with older beefy men

>>213889943
not to sound retarded but I genuinely don't understand the ELTON responses whenever someone posts their kebab

does he have a song about kebabs?
is he turkish?
I just don't get it

>>213889903
How do you make poutine look bad

>>213888711
Aubrey Plaza & Brie Larson?

>>213889945
BEHIND THE TRUSTY MOTHER
WALKING HAND IN HAND

>>213889907
i never did any serious doses, i think it was the combination of LSD (or mushrooms or some research chemical) and a lot of THC concentrates
plus being in a shitty flat with my even more mentally ill mate didn't help

I'm finnaaaaaa buuuuuuussssst

>>213889975
>poutine
>no cheese
>no gravy

at least it's 33% of the way there little buddy
*pats your balding head*

Bit cold innit

teeth hurt

Ngl this "Dance Ti Thy Daddy" shit slaps

Ah yes time for a bit of the ol BBC Radio 3 methinks

>>213890007
Cold Palmer

All of them status: unarrested

>>213890029
Prefer Classic FM personally

>>213890047
My only problem with Classic is adverts and it gets a bit repetitive. BBC3 on the other hand has a lot of talky programmes and that gets turned right off.

with loss comes freedom

What can be done?

Is it my lot in life to suffer,
Or walk I different path
From that brought me yonder
And to that 'till we part?

How Soon is Now?

Remigrate the subhuman biomass.

SPAFFING NORA

TITS!

>>213889682
this is what i've always dreamed of doing

Get them wanked housed and fed

>>213889089
Why? Are you from Londonderry?

chewing on a chewing gum

>>213890140
made for plapping

>>213890147
'them' being ireland's many alsatians?

What’s up lads
It’s been a while
Just woke up after my day drinking session
It’s all completely fucked

>>213890179
chewing on a chewing gum are you

watching youtube videos of black people reacting to ancient boomer music

>>213890208
Nearly time for lights out mate

>>213890219
what ones do they like and dislike

>>213890140
hitler whenever someone saluted him

>>213890216
yeah i am. as a matter of fact

How should I approach my parents about me wanting to move out? Can guarantee they'll be negative.

>>213890242
hehe

>>213890264
You the one with the gay mums?

>>213890264
nigga you're a grown man. just tell them you're moving out

>>213890264
Depends, do they see you as a manchild or a good source of funds?

>>213890228
Yeah well I’m trying
But you see, I fell asleep around 9pm and just woke up so
Here I am
Thought I’d pay you lot a visit

Millennial gen use to think whores were based
Zoomer gen (both from the right and the "left") think whores are demons destroying civilization
What caused it?
My bet is on early exposure to pornography, webcamming etc

Just my thoughts when I saw OP
Anyway I support UK praying for you guys every day

>>213890288
>Thought I’d pay you lot a visit
Charon's just been through here looking for you

>>213890297
dont fucking caaaaare

>>213890264
How they react is their own problem. Don't make it yours.

>>213890297
The rewards for whoring became disproportionate. And whores became inaccessible. Once upon a time a slag was something fun because you had a chance to shag. Now watching them get 100 grand a month on OnlySlags from thirsty betas it's fucking depressing.

Currently listening to Morrissey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UANBdod8Nuk

bit of a dead general at the moment

>>213890355
just took a break from shagging to let you know the shaggers are out on the piss and having sex

wondering about forgotten memories. details from years past you'd almost forgotten. if you were shown them all would you somehow "realise" who you are or would you just feel nostalgic for who you previously were

>>213890355
Schrödinger's cat really

>>213890355
dead general for a dead country

>>213890371
mental that

>>213890351
LOVE the smiths, could never vibe with a single morrisey song

Schrodingers willy

>>213890333
makes sense thanks zoomerbud

be honest lads how many of you go out alone at 11pm to see if any pissed birds will let you have a go

*utters the name of the father*

>>213890176
Nah just a monarchist.

>>213890386
national front disco is great

>>213890428
sounds like a los campesinos song

mad how subway lad jared never got killed in jail
what are they playing at in there

>>213890394
One time when I was 19, I was walking home about 11:30 and a group of 4 pissed slags were stood on the street and one of them made me give her a hug and then gave me a kiss
And then I legged it

>>213890394
no but i drive around sometimes and look at them all because it makes me feel better about myself

>>213890452
fucking screaming

>>213890386
Anybody who says they love The Smiths but doesn't enjoy this concert is lying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Vf4OhzrdE

>>213890457
Travis pickle over here

>>213890466
>its 'Pupkin'

The more you ignore me the closer I get

>>213890500
not in gaelic begorrah

NOW FOR WRATH
NOW FOR RUIN

>>213890509
so this is rorke

Women are a scam

19 crimes tastes like shit

Has anybody seen my bus card around? It has a picture of me on it with a hammer in my hand

>>213890625
Leap cards don't have pictures on it you spastic.

>>213888681
>>213888681
>>213888681

>>213889283

Upper right is really quite silly. A jarring change that doesn't really work.