Thread 213894933

In my lane edition

just had a long deja vu lads

Having a nice relaxing sniff of coke off my transport for Ireland leap card

Windows 10 is EOL soon. Tick tock Rorke...

Lol time to post things that are illegal in the Jew Kay.
Queer Starmer is a giant faggot pig. His wife looks like a horses cock. His whole British government are totalitarian faggot pigs who are preparing themselves to roast like the devil swine they are in the pits of hell. The UK police are evil, incompetent, and low IQ trogladytes with shrunken testicles. Pakistanis in the UK are inbred and barely classify as the same species.
The UK government and its Jews eat their own shit and snort their own piss. They shove foreign objects into their own anal cavities, just as they shove foreign objects into their country.
England should only have racially English people as it's citizens. Biological men can never be women, sociological or biologically. Women do not belong in politics or the workplace. Most jobs should only be done by men. It's okay to be White.
I'd like to see one (1) bongfren post that on shitter and not get a visit from the poolice.

Redpill me on Kevin Nash, why is he so outspoken on gay wrestlers?

>>213895016
here some people still use WIndows XP at official government offices

daddy take me to starbuck tomorrow what should I get? maybe venti matcha creme frappuccino minus two scoops matcha minus two pumps classic syrup add four scoops lavender powder like last time? hmm

the sunday brek

good morning lads

penis is in my bum

Banned from /tv/ for making a post about television and film.

>>213895347
devil mods running amok once again

A heart attack would be merciful

>>213894933 (OP)
I'd get in his lane.
Hell, I'd let him get into mine if he wanted.

>>213895239
Knigga, please.

wahey maccas wahay

>>213895569
Re-kindle the fire in your soul and reclaim your country from the demons running your government.

>>213895643
sorry ritu i thought i had protected you but i fucked up

>>213895569
shh sweet sweetie things will get better

Would love it if Emma Watson shat on me.

>>213895685
you made a typo mate
there's an h in sat

>>213895239
me: i need some drugs
you: i noah knigga

>Indian makes a post in the thread
>the post is about poo

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drinking a coffee and now I need to poo

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remember when he had a shirt made with the hublot, ciroc and shell logos on and took a photo of it
still makes me scream

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

sometimes I fall asleep while using the laptop in bed and I click the mouse in my sleep

Generally think my haemorrhoids are stopping my poos from coming out

hi

>>213895975
Seventh son of a seventh son
Seventh son of a seventh sooooon
Seventh son of a seventh son
Seventh son of a seventh sooooon

women shouldn't be allowed to breed

>>213896047
t. Professor Incel, PhD

slough bros, we made it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-yc1h1v_Xo

>>213895034
You're weird as fuck. What race are you

If a humiliating peace deal for Ukraine emerges, Zelensky is finished and his replacement will be from the extreme fringes of hard-line nationalists. Ukraine has a chance of becoming the first National Socialist country in the world since WW2 ended.

>>213894933 (OP)
just think r*Mans had to civilise this, making us wear tunics and work. should have ln our comfy swamps

never seen a good post from an Australian. dumb as dog shit they are, the whole lot of them.

wrestlin’ a grizzly bear

>>213896133
i doubt it mate, that type of chudism needs young population

>>213896145
whenever an australian moves to new zealand, the average iq of both countries goes up
that's what i heard

An Australian bantered you a few weeks back and you’ve been seething ever since and I mean exuding pure butthurt.

>>213896202
done him

>>213896145
Fush and chups

Uhhh lads I'm upside down lol

>>213896208
Meant for
>>213896145

>>213896210
>>213896202

Mental how Australia is on the other side of the world

Latest from the guardian's cartoonist

>>213896226
solid banter that ngl

>>213896226
i would've put good money on getting this exact response
sorry mate i couldn't resist

>>213896248
Muldoon was based

i'm moving to new zealand to escape the sun

>>213896271
>>213896226
Is Australia really that bad

>>213896263
feeling so very r/iamverysmart you smarmy cunt?

Droëwors is a Southern African snack food, based on the traditional, coriander-seed spiced boerewors sausage. It is usually made as a dunwors (Afrikaans for "thin sausage") rather than dikwors ("thick sausage")

Only got 300 quid in my pension

>>213896271
Surely NZ was colonised initially by Maori

rorke is stalking me in real life, she talks at me while im trying to sleep
please rorke
give me peace

>>213896298
my post would've got more upvotes than yours and you know it

>>213896362
that's like saying Australia was initially colonised by kangaroos

>>213896389
yes, redditors would love your posts dear x

>>213896288
No I'm here and it's class

From fasting, to feasting, to FEASTING!!!
"Life to you, is a dashing bold adventure!"
So sing, and rejoice, so sing, and rejoice!
And look for the dream that keeps coming back
Your future, your future!
Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake!
'Cause everything is not yet lost! HAHAHAHHAA

Mental how the maori brutally exterminated the moriori and then whinge and cry about being victims

>>213896455
it's okay when we browns do it

>>213896393
Maori are humans though, assuming "colonised" refers to human settlement

>>213896455
was just saying this at the breakfast table

>>213896414
everyone always does
except my victims (You)

Just started living, laughing and loving, what do I do now?

>>213896455
ive corrected this over 10 times on 4chan at this point. I give up and let you dumb dogs believe whatever you want.
Ever want to gauge how stupid people are? watch them talk about something you are informed on

went for a walk found a crisp £10 note on the floor fucking get innnnn

>>213896484
have good vibes only

>>213896490
Touched a nerve I see
Fuck off genocider

>>213896494
>£10
I pay less than £5 for the dalit man to clean both my toilets

>>213896513
fiver more and you could have a priest come around and scare off the toilet witch

:£
:$

>>213896509
how about you pick up a history book if you want to talk about history

>>213896513
alri Tommy 2 Toilets

>>213896541
Not an argument genocider

>>213896490
Bruce I have a question, what do you think of Flight of the Conchords?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs

>>213896531
>toilet witch
that's an islamic concept

>>213896568
birmingham toilet devils

>>213896553
i'm not arguing, i'm telling

stinky twinky /brit/ feet...

>>213896601
Based on your gay uncle's "oral tradition" no doubt
Fat genocidal prick

>>213896561
Not my thing. I've seen one of the guys at the supermarket a few times.

fucking tesco stopped selling benson golds?
and marlboros?
no way

Can't understand how drink drivers crash their car. Ive driven home about 3-4 times over the legal limit and yeah it was a bit ropey at times with clutch control but was absolutely no problem at all

>>213896636
try the big tescos x

I messed up !
I got autism so I like to order mayo chickens and remove the bun the mayo and just have the giant nuggets with 2x lettuce.
I ordere 5 and somehow I also ticked off the patties!
So now for 10£ plus delivery I’ve got 2 hands full of lettuce

>>213896619
good to see you are keeping the dumb dog culture alive just like your ancestors. They were probably uninformed and obnoxious about it too.

>>213896647
no one finds this endearing

>>213896455
Quite funny that they're all a bunch of fat bikies nowadays

>>213896644
I AM
that's the thing
i tried searching as a whoosh delivery and they've got them cos that's from a different, smaller tesco nearby
added the cigs then cancelled the whoosh delivery and it says they're out of stock so i guess that's why they didn't show up in the search results
but they're out of ALL benson cigs and ALL marlboros at the big tesco?
this country's going to shit

>>213896628
Fair enough. I think they're relatively funny.

>>213896455
why I support a white genocide in new zealand

>>213896658
Dunno why you're denying it anyway, you cunts loved larping as warriors

fumbled the easiest shag of my life when i was 19, fit mentally ill goth slag was telling me how she prides herself on shagging virgins fuck sake why didnt i shag her

Sex with Emma Watson’s vaginal orifice.

>Moriori
Sounds somewhat Irish

is it true that "dreamtime" was invented by white anthropologists?

>>213896743
ktim, had flashbacks this morning to a fumble from when I was 19

>>213896787
Probably
White people invented a lot of the good and interesting things about brown cultures

>>213896708
>>213896703
you really gonna make me explain it to you dumb dogs again? fine. Moriori were not here before Maori, they are Maori who arrived at the same time and left from the south island to the Chatham Islands were they developed somewhat of a unique culture, the Europeans were already established here by 1835 and we're colonising Aotearoa at the time of Ngāti Tama and Ngāti Mutunga going from Taranaki to the Chatham islands. The Moriori were already dying off as a people from English sailors taking most of the Morioris food source (seals, crayfish, eggs etc). The two iwi who did it fled Taranaki due to conflict started by land wars with Europeans, in fact Europeans tipped them off about the Moriori and encouraged it then widely spread the news over England to quell growing sympathy for the Maori (a tactic evidently very useful as you dumb dogs still don't know the context). Moriori weren't some first New Zealanders.

>>213896743
virgin is also a state of mind

not a syllable

>>213896820
>Moriori were not here before Maori, they are Maori who arrived at the same time and left from the south island to the Chatham Islands were they developed somewhat of a unique culture,
So it was okay to genocide them?
>the Europeans were already established here by 1835 and we're colonising Aotearoa at the time of Ngāti Tama and Ngāti Mutunga going from Taranaki to the Chatham islands. The Moriori were already dying off as a people from English sailors taking most of the Morioris food source (seals, crayfish, eggs etc).
Oral tradition bollocks
>The two iwi who did it fled Taranaki due to conflict started by land wars with Europeans, in fact Europeans tipped them off about the Moriori and encouraged it then widely spread the news over England to quell growing sympathy for the Maori (a tactic evidently very useful as you dumb dogs still don't know the context).
So you admit that maori commited genocide
>Moriori weren't some first New Zealanders.
No one said they were? But your weird attempt at justification betrays your tacit admission that the maori are genociders

catberg on a mad one this morning

>they were already dying off so it was fine that we killed, enslaved and ate the rest of them
screaming at this fat brown runt

>>213896820
ok. fair enough. I still support the white genocide though

water is underrated

>>213896885
it's overrated

water is rated accurately

>>213896885
we rate it pretty highly we're always looking for it in other solar systems and shit when there's already loads here

now fizzy water, that's underrated

Tonia Buxton's musky tuppence

LOVE water

Had one of them sleeps where you wake up and feel like you haven't slept.
Karate kid 2 on telly innit

Maori were not a unified people, saying maori committed genocide is stupid, these two iwis committed genocide.

never tried diving into my computer screen to enter the cyber-realm, can't rule it out as impossible

>>213896897
their eyes are quite large

>>213896906
One day humans will have to move to other planets if we want to survive. The Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun, pic related.

feminine penis

>>213896868
What's the little rascal been up to?

>>213896941
>iwis
haha you meant to say kiwis but left out the k

>>213896947
the human civilisation will be over within the next 100 years brodie

>>213896961
Just two more weeks

>>213896947
not my problem

>>213896960
no, iwi is the Maori name for tribe, sub tribe is hapu

>>213896947
corr imagine white boy summer when the suns that big

>>213896853
bodied that facepainted freak

yeah im a bit of a volume eater.
*starts chewing really loudly*

babe, garyseconomics just dropped. He's talking about me

>>213896986
>>213896853

see >>213896941

had unprotected sex with a girl i met on bumble

the most american-sounding song of all time was 'place your hands' by reef

>Reef are an English rock band from Glastonbury whose members include Gary Stringer on vocals, Amy Newton on guitar, Jack Bessant on bass, and Luke Bullen on drums
grim

fizzy lemon coconut limeade

>>213897001
Lucky bastard, what like was she?

up the bumble

>>213897001
tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight?

>>213896990
Hate cunts that chew with their mouth open really loudly.
It's always old fuckers doing it too, like you forget how to use your lips when you get old

>>213897001
>had unprotected sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

>>213897033
for me it's people who do really exaggerated yawns just so everyone knows they're yawning

Good bye, lads.

>>213896954
doubt this is real

wank time

is colonialism ever justified?

if amazon and tesco had a dark mode on their websites i'd spend much more time shopping on them and consequently spend more money there

>>213897094
over what?

>>213897001
fuck off chad

>>213897101
the (You)s I receive

>213897138
the fantasy wank then

>>213897138
May (You) strum (You)rself to ecstasy then, lad

all be bach
or
beach ball

Larusso dances like a real bozo.
At least I have the sense to not dance.
Man don't dance.
Man's not hot

>>213897054
feels good you should try it sometime

>>213897171
good grief

kek

Good morning, lads. How are you all foing?

>>213897259
cringe

All the shaggers must be asleep still.
This place is dead

:3

sometimes my dad just lacks any common sense
genuinely wonder how he manages to take care of himself

>>213897282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MNPt-zlz-8

>>213897300
I reckon ISPs are starting to block the site. Lads are getting plucked off at random

>>213897313
um

>>213897313
what have you been doing toby?

>>213897327
Catberg and dogstein

>>213897287
Morning lad, I'm feeling pretty rough. Might make a cuppa soon to perk me up a little.
How's you?

Makes much more sense to worship the sun than it does to worship any made up god

>>213897355
No it doesn't be quiet

>>213897355
wising up, are you?

>>213897338
Looks like he has ripped the copper out of his walls and sold it to the scrappy for ciggies and energy drink

>>213897203
it doesn't count when I do it
I do a lot of things that sicken me in other people
big fan of running a finger down my arse and sniffing it for example

reheated leftovers for brekkie

>>213897359
Yes it does the sun is real and is the reason why we are alive and where life on earth gets the vast majority of its energy from and is what will destroy us in the end

What else is better than that, tell me

Runtoil
It looms

>>213897386
elton fart

been working on my tan this year
gone from vampiric to something more normal

>>213897392
might as well worship oxygen or gravity lad, anyway it doesn't matter because god created all of it

lots of africans selling labubus here

>>213897348
Same, still feeling shit from drinking a lot on Friday so going to have a cup of the good stuff (Yorkshire Tea)

So Ofcom is trying to fine 4chan?
It would be funny if the people running Ofcom weren't literal lunatics who would happily launch the internet off a cliff to satisfy their hunger for control

>>213895569
join the IRA equivalent

>>213897423
>might as well worship oxygen or gravity lad, anyway it doesn't matter because god created all of it
The sun and oxygen and gravity all exist. your god doesn't. if your god exists why dont other gods? because you believe it super hard? this is why im talking about the sun it's right there and it's real and it doesnt require magic or fantasy or arrogance or wishful thinking or imaginary friends it's literally there look up

Knowing you youd only believe in it if it literally didn't exist

fuck sake how do i always manage to find these freaks
https://youtube.com/shorts/sIp8VD5ndxE

>>213897541
ok but then how did the sun get there in the first place lad

So lame how 4chan has become so obsessed with modern politics, I wish spergs were more obsessed with history or whatever. go to /his/ and its all politics and religion. The the history autists at

from a daoist, yin-yang point of view
hate is just as important as love
death is just as important as life
darkness is just as important is light
evil is just as important as good

>>213897564
reddit

>>213897545
who the fuck is watching this lads vids

>>213897545
>literal shit under the toilet seat
vile vile vile creature

>>213897571
What’s some good reddit pages? I’ve never really used it besides some decade old diy threads

>>213896423
is that shartbourne?

>>213897594
not watching it, but he understand the way of the dao
the white porcelain toilet cannot exist without the brown organic poo, they complement each other

>>213897348
Not him but I just had a couple cups of coffee and now I need to shit again. Why does God curse his tastiest drinks with the worst effects.

>>213897605
dont know sorry oh god why have you put me on the spot
*runs away crying*

when you really think about the metaphysical and spiritual implications of poo and the act of pooing, you pierce into the very heart of the nature of existence

got kojak on

>>213897638
>worst effects
>makes you pooey
well thats subjective

>>213896125
saaaaaaaar what race are u bloody benchod saaaaaaaar

>>213897287
terrible
fucked it all up friday night/saturday morning
alcohol

doing a browse of Adultwork and the rates British prozzies charge are ridiculous.

>>213897673
No come back, it’s ok. Promise x

>>213897752
they're all fat and old too

rorkes party

>talking to cute russian girl on airtalk
>ask her what she thinks to the war
>she starts crying and hangs up
well that felt like a bit of an over reaction, didn't realize they were so weird about it

>>213897770
you just condemned her to prison mate

>>213897760
its an absolute pisstake. Keir needs to step in at this point.

>>213897770
maybe her husband died in the war

>>213895016
>not taking the Linux-pill

>>213897767
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/search/text/Justpassingthrough/page/16/

>>213897790
virus

>>213897770
people say "women are children" but they never add-on that children and women are the only people who are able to look at the world without a cynical and jaded point-of-view, simple things can genuinely inspire deep emotions in them

The kittens scran

>>213897770
>spend the past 3 years in a war
>undoubtedly lose family members/friends
>go on the internet for some form of escapism
>huh huhhh what do u fink to the war :DDD

>>213897796
It produces Bis[2-chloroethyl]sulfide so what?

>>213897694
I've already pooed twice this morning due to coffee, it's a fucking chore having to poo, wipe, wash my hands. I don't poo as often if I don't drink coffee.

i can drink 3 cups of coffee and not poo

>>213897858
if the moderators had any integrity they'd issue a permanent ban for this blasphemous post

>>213897752
can't even browse without submitting your id

/brit/ twinky poo ...

I’ve noticed that the British love their granny slippers, they are often seen in a dressing down and slippers when they are in their houses, it is common home wear. Also noticed they like to dress plainly when outdoors, not too much accessories or shirts with graphic designs. This I have noticed

Wish I was dead

pooing is good for you why would you want to avoid having a poo

111 years ago today, 25 year old Adolf Hitler enlists to fight in the German army.

By the wars end, he will have risen to the rank of Corporal and earned two Iron Crosses for bravery on the battlefield.

>>213897828
can you stop making fun of us?

>>213897823
this lol

>>213897386
Just threw up a little

>>213897811
>gayest post of the year award

>>213895016
Rorke's still on Windows 7 because he thinks security updates are backdoors written by glowies (the reality is the opposite of course - an old OS has more backdoors for glowies)

>>213897786
Hello Linus. I'm on Ubuntu myself, it just works.

>>213897889
you people dont wear shoes and when you do you call them jandals

bunch of woke liberal left wing clown world communists consuming their goyslop

>>213897386
boschhhh

>>213897946
Why is not wearing shoes so controversial, when you live in a clean country it’s not a big deal. Nothing like feeling the earth under your feet

open the fucking pubs

BISH BASH BOSH. FLAAAAANG. WALLOP

hes gone mental

>>213897915
selamat pagi

>>213898014
she eata da honey xD

Thank you engerland for making horrible histories. The books were really influential in my life long passion for history and the tv show is hilarious and I still watch it as an adult every now and again. Thank you thank you thank you

catberg biting my ears then shoving her head into my neck and slapping me with her paws if i try and move

i eata da pizza :DDDD

>>213897786
I already use fedora, Linus

>>213898014
good evening

>>213897915
me on the right

should probably leave the house today as I didn't go out at all yesterday or the day before

>>213898048
you're a victim of abuse :/

>>213897940
i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about admittedly, what do you think of daoism?

Lads got what feels like a minor chest infection and a sore throat

What's some home remedies to get rid of this?

>>213898108
Shutting the fuck up

>>213898108
warm milk and honey

>>213898108
lay in my smelly bedroom until it goes away

>>213898086
can't be fucked me

>‘Too much coffee’ was part of Emma Raducanu’s explanation for why she had to leave the court in Wimbledon 2021 and couldn’t finish her match
case of the poos?

Got together with a lad last night. he sucked me off and all that but today he texted me he has a sore throat and chest infection. weird

Scranning a labubus arse

>>213897909
He lost a ball in that war and also inhaled mustard gas.

They're getting away with it in broad daylight.

>>213898108
>feels like a minor chest

>>213898189
increased price on the tesco meal deal is it?

>>213897820
Corr love this stuff personally, wasted on cats

>>213898231
Low cut shirts, tight denim shorts, bare thighs. We all know what they're up to, there's no point in denying it

>>213898180
Not true, he had an undescended testicle and likely penile hypospadias

poor little lad

>>213898164
youve got the coof

>>213898282
He put a short stop to that!

Felt a bit cooler this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c120CRw_tdw

kino and a few rorkes in the crowd

>>213895074
Mc Donalds supports Apartheid

*surreptitiously googles penile hypospadias*

>>213898153
What's that one picture of the female tennis player with the scandalously short skirt
Imagine that but she just sprays liquid shit all over the place

rorke watching brexit clips on repeat 9 years later

>>213898352
Rorke wanks off to the "you're not laughing now" EU parliament speech

Rudolf Hess was martyred 38 years ago today.

Rudolf Hess, presente!

>>213898282
kektim

>>213896208
*plays 4 4ths in your viccinity*

>>213898368
They got Rolf Harris as well

jimmy wales is asking for a fiver again

Reports flooding in about British men eating something called ‘brown sauce’ nobody quite knows what it’s made of but locals are calling it ‘poolicious’

Simulator of the life of a 30-year-old in the UK

https://nicksimulator.com/

>>213898102
no idea what that is, sorry. i'm with you in thoughts and prayers though

leftypol and his strange obsession with rorke

bet dem yung cronem is waking up

Glad my dad never called me squirt

>301
Close enough innit
>>213898425
>>213898425
>>213898425

Mind if we get a different new made?