Thread 213896592

Ambrose Burnside edition

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Surrender mobkeys edish

That story about my grandfather was 100% serious btw

I'm gonna live here.

*quagmire voice* heh I'm gonna go have sex with your mother

Back to talking dirty to random Indonesians
My skin may be white but I have the soul of a filthy creepy pervy jeet

>>213896592 (OP)
Mutton chops are based

>>213896677
If a bunch of male celebrities grew out muttonchops, would the style enter the mainstream again?

>>213896692
No because we live in a matriarchy

>White Americans call themselves native
>Americans call Columbus the first person to discover the Americas despite numerous people (including Europeans and Islanders) finding it first
>Americans celebrate a day that Native Americans were generous to them, not by giving back to Native Americans but by eating a turduckin and watching the fooseball
>Americans call themselves 'irish-american', 'italian-american' etc
You can't make this shit up bro

>>213896692
Probably. I remember some comedian was trying to bring back the Hitler 'stache.

>>213896707
The matriarchy is influenced by handsome male celebrities
>>213896718
Charlie Chaplin?

>>213896714
>New Zealanders call themselves Kiwis

>>213896775
No this was a couple of years ago

>>213896714
Brooo you live in NEW ZEALAND

>>213896779
>>213896804
Yeeted that freak

>>213896657
I like here (like 20 miles southeast of this picture)

>want to move back to HI
>their gun laws
.300 AAC Blackout is the most oppressed minority.

>>213896592 (OP)
>>213896677
Check out these fellas. They’re so cute with their moustaches.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UkwnQQTU-jk

>>213896980
cute little monkey fella

>>213897026
Luxurious stache

>>213897026
Very wise creature

>>213897082
I regularly consult them when making tough decisions

You are so fat it’s insane. Your entire existence is nothing but fatness. No one sees you as a person, only fat. Anyone who is nice to you tries to ignore the fact you are extremely fat. But they cannot. Nobody can. Your name is Olivia, a fat girl’s name. You were born to be fat and you will always be fat. You should be in jail.

>>213897159
do they give solid advice beyond that they want more bananars?

In terms of fatness I think there's a range.
If someone is somewhat over weight i can still respect them if they have other redeeming qualities, but after a certain level of fatness it is evident you are some lowly impulsive creature that cannot stop stuffing your face.
I'd say 240 lbs is the absolute maximum limit. Above that you cease to be human

Franklin D Roosevelt was a socialist.

>>213897456
It does depend on height though. 240 looks very different at 6’5 than 5’6.

>>213897026
Imagine the kung fu this little bastard is capable of

>>213897476
awful president, it's true

>>213897476
*fascist

Money plane.

>>213897641
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bzlOFrigQRI

>>213897677
The absolute gravitas of this moment. He is THE Rumble. Truly a cinematic masterpiece from start to finish.

>>213897641
This is so old I don't even remember what it is

>>213897856
>he forgot about the best character and best performance in our generation's equivalent of citizen kane
ragebait

>>213897917
umm that's clearly the guy from cheers

had sex with my wife and she asked who will I marry after she dies, I told her I would marry her sister who is a single mom, she said it was fine, fucking odd conversations

>>213898548
Did your wife fuck her friend yet?

>>213898548
and I'm the fucking alcoholic

>>213898570
I don't know, she might be having an affair with her just to keep her for herself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fneVtzl_FU
how i feel when i browse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Conspiracy_theories

>>213898696
lovely track, just for personal use

>>213898654
Why would you let your wife cheat on you with another woman?

i think its over for me

>>213898803
hmmmmmm, many reasons, they both seem to enjoy each other companionship and take care of our children really good when one is not around....

>>213898815
it is

>>213898815
Nah you’ll be fine

my wife brought a whole fucking chicking from pepe's and I was just there looking at it, my children were eating the nachos and the rice and drinking cocacola, and I was just staring at it, grabbed the cellphone and started to watch facebook reels.... I was impressed how much they ate, as I haven't eaten in days, just took a sip of water

>>213898859
>>213899028

>>213899099
Dying is too sad and scary. I want to see if things will get better in the land of the living. That’s my recommendation.

i have this weird sort of love-hate relationship with just about everything

I have been experiencing mood swings and dissociation. But who cares? Mental health is gay. I do feel better after lifting weights usually. Here’s a song:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv11dYMsXQ

hola cumbums

>>213900349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqHtGb9WYM

>>213900408
Nice one. I love The White Album.

I’m seeking to achieve the platonic ideal amount of suicidal ideation. But it’s a delicate balance. Too little, and you’re a complete square, like some mormon faggot or something. Too much, and you’re just an annoying whiny bitch who ends up either dead or becoming one of those “mental health guys.”

>>213901147
blackcel is that you

https://youtu.be/oENUA2B1_uM
https://youtu.be/oENUA2B1_uM
https://youtu.be/oENUA2B1_uM

>>213901193
No thanks. I’m not interested in any of the /cum/ characters you dorks are constantly namedropping.

Bout to hit the lake in the yak

>>213901324
Damn that sounds nice. Hope you have some nice weather today.

>>213901320
what happened to your warhammer toys

>>213901405
The weather is perfect and this lake has some nice bass too
Hopefully I'll catch something and see some birds

>>213901582
Nice have fun dawg

cum o algo or something or whatever

>>213901939
sexican cummybummy con sexomexo

whats up little guy

just finished journaling 2bh

Is it true that all brazillians are at least half blacked

Guys?

>>213902412
I fucking hate fart and toilet porn you disgusting degen
You are hereby BANISHED from /cum/ FOREVER!

my immortal beloved

i've been craving an oriental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV8SHjHvHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV8SHjHvHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjV8SHjHvHk

just increased my /cum/ experience tenfold by filtering germany and turning stubs off
literally erased him from existence

The meal:
>two big tacos
>ramen noodles
>water melon
little bit of hispanic culture, little bit of oriental culture and a little bit of negroid culture
now thats what im talking about!

>>213903325
lose some weight you fat fuck

>>213903351
No.

>>213902813
long tall sally

might as well play creative

>>213904014
Miney crappa

Janny just completely 404'd a thread and its images because it was shitting on california

I think they got me.

>>213903635
What the fuck are those retarded road layouts? I've made better cities in City Skylines.

>>213904343
>image clearly states it is from 1863
>first automobile wasn't invented until 1885
retard

hello. time for church

>>213903310
I made like one post in the past 48 hours
RENT free

Did you know that Oracle Bone Script is the oldest form of written Chinese?

drinking a cup of mud brother

went to sleep after eating a bunch of deli meat and drinking lots of booze and now waking up the next day i don't feel so good

i'm a trad dad

>>213906275
based hedonist

my mortage company is offering to buy my home for $440k. I bought it for $410k back in january

i like watches but like every hobby people have to get real faggoty about it

you should look at active hobbies instead of vapid, consumer hobbies

>>213907207
why

because people are way less faggy about the thing when they have to get up off their ass to participate in it.
if you can just sit in your armchair to become an expert, you will get armchair experts.

I go to daily mass

I am more of a hardcore Catholic than you

i wouldn't put a single foot into shitlifornia if you paid me 100 million dollars for it

Good morning! I am John Jhatt Singh from Surrey British Columbia!

>>213907528
your loss

>>213907453
how many people are usually there?

my penis is practically begging for a squeeze and a tug

I bought an oven that costs more than my car

>>213907731
most people don't go to daily mass. I would say around 20-30 people tops.

This is how it usually is to all catholic churches i've been to

>>213907749
How many Jews can you cook with that thing lol jk jk

>>213907349
Spoken like a hobbyless person

>>213907779
i feel like that's a good amount though

>>213907783
I reckon no more than 271,000 over 5 years

>>213907847
not compared to Sunday mass

most people are employed thoughie and im unemployed

hi guys

>>213907962
Please take Quebec back

>>213907962
sup dude

>>213907987
no it should be independent, they speak french but I don't think québécois want to be a part of France, the politics sucks here

Why don't southwest hispanics, midwest germans, and louisiana franks collaborate with each other to get rid of the anglo menace

>>213908016
I'm good and you, I'm baking, what are you doing on Sunday?

>>213908036
They don't want to be independent but they don't want to be Canadian either.

>*ice truck pulls*
>*Starts getting illegals*
>¡ ESPARATE! x4 REEEEEEE

I like being smug and elitist on vaquero culture deriving from the Hispanics and not anglos

Yes I am a Hispanic ethnonationalist

Yes I worship Hitler

No you won't do anything about it

>>213908112
but they more canadians than me, my English is pretty bad

woke up 2 hours earlier than yesterday... good
i'm making progress

SOVL

This is gonna sound mega gay but I was seriously planning on killing myself, but my dad sat me down and we watched Predator together and then I remembered that there is real art and beauty in this world. That movie is just so fucking good.

can "Logan" be a girl's name?

>>213908395
white roasty wrote this

back from church

>>213908453
I mean it's true women were given concubine status as more of way of gaining political favor with powerful families as opposed to how beautiful she was

Do you guys like American history?

couldn't find no other drugs around so now I'm smoking crack

im latino but I would only consider dating a blonde

all other women are simply inferior

alright. where'd i pick this sore throat up from? the movie theater? work? place your bets.

>>213908557
>im latino
what kind

>>213908594
wdym

>>213908528
No, it's a history of decadence, decay, and injustice

>>213908592
Sucking diseased cock probably

>>213908606
de qué parte de latinoamerica vinieron tus antepasados

>>213908667
so cute

>>213908667
kittington

Big ass wood, I need a lighter
Big ass strap, I'm not a fighter
Made twenty thousand off the pied piper
Spin the SRT, I need some tires (Skrrt)
Not gettin' money, you a liar
Said you high, but, boy, I'm higher
Gettin' bigger, gettin' higher
Just killed a nigga with my fire (Bitch)

>>213908682
>>213908705

>>213908557
same for the men, inferior.

Every glamorous sunrise
Throws the planets out of line
A star sign out of whack, a fraudulent zodiac

I'm pro Alligator 'Tras

>>213908628
i AM the diseased cock

>>213908670
Cuba
>>213908798
seething femoid

>>213908843
*Death music starts playing*

Who is Iberia-American you ask?

Nativos, Mestizos, Castizos, Criollos, Spaniards, Germans, Italians, and Portuguese.

If you are not one of those than you will never be Iberian-American and you will never be one of us.

all women are evil. there's no hope for this world

>movie goes to setting in Lebanon
>Scene starts with this
>Music starts playing
>YALLAH HABIBI LEH YALLAH HABIBI*WEIRD ASS ARAB INSTRUMENTS START PLAYING*
>welcome to Beirut agent Ross

>>213908903
TRVKE

>>213896657
I used to work a block away from the tallest building in that picture

To be fair this commercial would make me buy the bike
https://youtube.com/shorts/GR9suFSYD_4?si=LkXKHcYmOAdyFrEj

i'm tired of having a tummy ache all the time and taking sloppy messy shits :(

>>213908890
no, Italians are not a part of your drug mule street gang culture.

I've had to shit for like an hour but things kept happening that I had to do

>>213909005
They contributed greatly to our nations in their infancy so they are one of us

>>213896592 (OP)
Funny thing about America is how fucking cucked the working class is here most people in the world would have revolt if they dealt with half our bullshit

>>213908890
>Germans and Portuguese
This nigga dumb

*sneezes*

good morning, krusty krew

>>213909098
>>213909057
here's a great Argentine patriot of pure German descent, maybe you've heard of him

gonna krusty kill myself

First you're born and then you're bred

>>213909083
imagine being such a rootless creature you try to claim races based on political connections, pathetic.

going to eat publix popcorn chicken

>>213909186
SEXUALLY.

>>213909204
they were early immigrants, constructed our nations, fought in the independence wars, theres around 30 million or so Iberian Americans of Italian ancestry, they drafted our laws etc. Of course if they immigrate to our nations they will be considered one of us.

>>213908903
maybe if you're lower-middle class ugly sperg and live in a shithole area
but the more quality of a man you are, the more quality women you will cross paths with

>>213909174
I told this nigga to change his oil. Bet this mf still hasn't done his laundry either

>>213909302
what nations? you gave up your nations, you flee your nations, abandon them.

Watching Jacksepticeye

I heavily dislike the Venezuelan migrants. They are the gypsies of Latin America.

>>213909333
cope, anglo america was too pussy to accept the hardcore SS officers
>>213909368
every nation in Iberia-America

>>213909409
doesnt he have a kid

Lunch

>>213909714
looks good. enjoy

>>213909714
nigga got worms in his rice

Who is Iberia-American you ask?

Nativos, Mestizos, Castizos, Criollos, Spaniards, Germans, Italians, and Portuguese.

If you are not one of those than you will never be Iberian-American and you will never be one of us.

>>213908112
what do they want then?

>>213909760
They're all beaners to me

>>213908352
never heard of it

>>213909325
so just +90% of first world women and 99.99% of turdie women are evil

>>213909810
your ancestors bombed dresden, my ancestors were in the fuhrerbunker fighting to their last breath

silence

>10 AM
>lunch

>>213909714
looks microwaved

>>213909906
niggas wanna fight me? FIGHT THESE TEARS
I put in work and it's all for the kids
But these cats done forgot what work is

>>213909916
nothing was microwaved

>>213909878
it's 1pm in America.

>>213910040
its 10:05, ackshually

>>213910010
then why do your tendies look so messed up?

>>213910055
those are not "tendies" retard. that's fried fish

>>213910079
you're a gay fish?

I love kittens

>i will always choose you
hahahahaha

>>213910097
kys

>>213910100
Same, but only when other people are taking care of them. I don't like cleaning up pee and poo!

just bodied a freak

just found out my brother has a girlfriend and they are going out to a hotel together obviously to fuck and that makes me sick to my stomach

>>213910163
Fuck I'm so glad that I don't have a brother to be jealous of

>>213910163
why, you should be happy for him dummy

>>213910183
im not jealous i just think its disgusting

Sully Sullenberger

>>213910211
no hes an annoying asshole i cant imagine the grotesque creature that would find him attractive

>>213909863
My grandfather was sent to Auschwitz. for 4 days he was on that hellish train ride. When he stepped out, an SS officer looked at him and said
>Here's your gun, don't let any Jews out

>>213910256
her name is chelsey

>>213910267
based grandfather

I've always been a better singer than most people, just didn't want to take it on the road. So that's why you've never heard of me.

My one great grandpa was at the Battle of the Bulge (where he survived being shot)
My other great grandpa was at Pearl Harbor and the Battle of Coral Sea and probably some other ones.
I have zero trauma in my life, never been in danger or anything

>>213910267
>>213910310
no anglo ever did anything for the race

>>213910409
retarded chicano

>>213910409
retarded chicano

Pretty woman, don't walk on by
Pretty woman, don't make me cry
Pretty woman

>immigrant to america
>raised with american values, and considers himself american
>fights members of his species that threaten his host nation
>redditors think this is the same as brownoid immigrants that are loyal to their own country even after 5 generations

My aunt and uncle are in a Christian motorcycle gang.

>>213910440
saar you forgot to turn on your vpn

>>213910399
My grandpa was a Marine on Guadalcanal. Sounds like shit reading the book about it, but he would never ever talk about it.

>>213910468
Can you refute him though

>>213910399
All of my family were farmers in middle america who never gave a shit about politics and were never compelled to join the military

superman would beat batman 1v1 in 2 seconds

>>213910484
why are you talking about yourself in the third person

Large ambush by IS-Sahel against a Burkinabe military convoy between Dori and Sebba a few hours ago, locals are reporting a heavy death toll, long day for Burkinabe forces in the north east...

>>213910507
Obvious

so bongs are finally gonna be bant from the chans??

>>213910568
4chan's run out of delaware?

Was there ever a good day to be Burkinabe

>>213910614
up until 5 years ago, every single major company was run out of delaware because of their lax tax laws and the privacy they allowed.

>>213910568
surprised 4chan can even afford lawyers

>>213910568
>source: some guy named yeet

the ram on my pc is busted, i can't play video gaems now. except for the laggy ahh gamecube games on my laptop

>>213910821
so...buy new RAM?

The breakfast.

>>213910857
maybe later on

>>213910862
Can I have some

I read chapter books now

>>213910862
did you even leave that steak on for more then 30 seconds?

>>213910662
normies must be clicking away on those banners.

>>213910862
It's RAW

>>213910409
Retarded chicano

>>213910862
You forgot to cook your steak Samantha

>>213910862
where do you buy that kind of coca cola?

>>213910862
Lmao was the cow still screaming when you cut off that piece?

>>213910960
In your mom's pussy

>>213910960
Walmart and or Jewel osco tard anon.

eating steak for breakfast is a retarded meme

>>213910821
Play some DOS classics like Might and Magic

i chuck bigger vape clouds than you

>>213910947
Her name is Phoebe

>>213911065
this but Terminator future shock and Links 386

In hindsight, Sandy Hook was probably the point of no return for the US. Almost 30 six-year-olds get gunned down and the number one concern amongst Americans is that law-abiding gun owners will be the real victims of this tragedy.

Australia virtually banned guns after Port Arthur, everyone whined and the government told them to grow the fuck up, and now their shootings have only been a fraction of those in the US. So it's pretty obvious that more guns means more shootings and fewer guns means fewer shootings, so the only gun owners worth respecting are those who up-front admit that they know that more guns = more mass shootings but that they don't give a shit.

Interesting history fact for you guys
https://youtube.com/shorts/vWIGd0CihoI?si=9nO0uY9hOZ50ay6Z

I'm playing Deus ex, I first played it when I was a child and barely even knew English so most of the game went over my head

>>213911145
I agree, but no one else in this general will

>>213911127
Since when

id fuck kamala harris ngl

>>213911229
Down bad

>>213911145
You're willing to give up your rights because of a few bad actors

>>213910568
4 chan is so over for us living in the uk.

>>213911133
For me it's Pebble Beach Golf Links with Craig Stadler

>>213911238
she can get it bruh

>>213911145
apparently we're planning to use drones to watch over schools, but I cant imagine how theyre supposed to do anything when the shooter is inside the building/classroom

>>213910888
If you give me a kiss.....
>>213910906
>>213910933
>>213910947
It's medium.
>>213910960
All kinds of places have it.

>>213911293
think you can get it in mine?

>>213897482
True, also a persons muscle mass
Honestly along as you look good that's all that matters really
Just dont be a fatass

>>213911313
nigga there is nothing medium about that steak, its practically mooing

>>213911358
look and feel good

Nice day 'yakkin' on the lake. Those jointed rapala lures really kick ass

>>213911313
>medium
You're a master troll, I'll give you that

>>213911339
I don't know the pressure is starting to get to me

Just did a nasty one

I actually hate Canadians a lot, no offense Canadians. Elbows up niggers

>>213911213
Last week, or maybe the week before. Time passes strangely on 4chan
Samantha was too Hebrew so she changed her name to Phoebe

>>213908528
Western expansion is the only cool part of american history

Mormons believe that black people turn white in heaven. And that their skin could turn lighter on earth if they are righteous enough.

>>213911415
nice

Inshallah fellow jeets Elbows up, Carney for world dictator. President buy Canadian steal and canola sankkk a you.

Imma be wiping for a while

>>213908060
Because in real life people don't care about these fake chud ethnicities.
only real one you listed was hispanic

>>213911497
Mormonism is a CIA front lol

>>213911462
Don't worry I hate myself too

american history in the 20th century is fascinating, but I know nobody cares enough about it to do a deep dive into it

>>213908528
Idk I've been exposed to it so much in school that it isn't that interesting to me anymore. our involvement in WW2 was cool but that's about it

>>213911541
this would make sense if mormonism didn't predate the cia

>>213911545
>Then came this little band called "Nirvana" and THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED!
>HERE WE ARE NOW! ENTERTAIN US!!!

>>213911541
I met some French Mormons when I was in Bora Bora.

>>213911635
>thinks the only american achievement was a shitty grunge band

>>213911635
You know 91 years of the 20th century occurred before that you faggot fucking zoomer

>>213911545
>a deep dive
it's called a book.

Everybody loves Smoking Joe Frazier

>>213911635
America entered musical godlyhood in the 60s with the release of The Doors debut album

>>213911540
Pretty sure the USA has German immigrants. Don't know what Louisiana franks are though

>>213911716
>>213911678
My bad, "cheers" was good too

>>213911635
so true

>>213911765
S/t never wouldve existed without the delta blues of howlin wolf

>>213911760
I only know him from that Wu-tang lyric

>>213911791
Shut the fuck up you brown piece of shit

>>213911765
this

>>213911765
>I eat more chicken than any man ever seen
>CIA hippie piano solo
>YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

>>213911749
good luck containing the entire century to one book

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>213911765
The Doors were trash

morrison hotel is better than self titled anyway

we deus ex now
>>213911885
>>213911885

>>213911783
French people from Louisiana