Thread 213911174

got summat wrong with me head

>>213911174 (OP)
what the fuck is he doing, cant believe i got memed into donating reform last year

>>213911183
are you serious
please say you're joking

heatherpaedo brain full of cheap hair dye dollhouse vpn meltdown edition

>>213911174 (OP)
GRETA...

it freakin' looms

Going back to 505 anyone want owt

im such an evil freak
go out and drunkenly sexually harrass women
dont even remember doing it just get told afterwards

nigga named Horace

arbeit macht frei
COOL

too steaming to cook
might get a chinese

>>213911271
yeah alexa chung

>>213911225
IT'S OVER

>>213911271
depends, is it a seven hour flight or a 45 minute drive?

your mum getting bummed outside of the solar system

>>213911316
already done my boozing earleir today

>>213911316
What would you get?

i'm your bumhole, i'm your batty,
while you're shittin' in the alley,
i'm your plopper, when in need,
want a poo, and a wee,
you know me, i'm your end,
your main hole, thick and thin,
i'm your pushin' ass,
i'm your pushin' ass

holocaust?
funy

>>213911216
Someone needs to try wearing one of these to a Premier League match.

They'd get kicked out or arrested on spurious "hate speech" accusations and it would escalate into nation-wide hilarity. Come on, someone do it for the banter

Rorke spamming quicksave before getting sparked the fuck out

>>213911174 (OP)
women really do be like
>look at my minge
>stop looking at my minge you creep

willy wanking time

something i'll probably never admit to another living soul is that there was algae growing in my old brita filter

.

Rorke getting up and twerking his pale little clapper in his smelly bedroom whenever this bad boy comes on

>When you have heartburn
>Nausea
>Indigestion
>Upset stomach…
>DIARRHOEA-AAAAAAGHHHH

>>213911389
corrr she looks young :)

>>213911403
nun Keir cud do

>>213911332
you are a strange guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-eqgr_gn4k
"you're in the dark woods now"

>>213911389
CWLTSHC

>>213911216
I'm assembling a team.

biomass

the fire rises
still no cease fire
war is fine

>>213911459
:(

>>213911427
despise this grim ad

sucking a long black

>>213911403
4chan's response made literally zero mention of wanting to protect the freedom of British users to keep accessing 4chan.

The statement was purely about their rights as an American company being protected by the American constitution.

Sadly, it's obvious where this is going. 4chan will end up geoblocking UK IPs themselves, and will then turn to Ofcom and say "You can't fine us now. We don't serve the UK."

>>213911475
no idea what this is and don't care either

>>213911501
oohh matron

>>213911494
p s

>>213911446
>"You were saying you DONT support civic nationalism, white boy?"

>>213911437
It's a normal post
I'm am ordinary guy

>>213911512
ummy

>>213911506
you cared to click and to reply

4chan won’t be blocked because it’s a glowie site like reddit

>>213911504
Okay but like what if they just don't pay the fine. A fine in the UK literally has no legal precedence in the American legal system

Everybody's gotta learn sometime

>CWLTSHC

What does it mean?

>>213911403
'murica F*CK yeah

>>213911571
Then Ofcom will use the powers of the OSA to command UK ISPs to block 4chan.

>>213911591
ttkk

>>213911591
Christ Would Like To See Her in Church

gf just sent me this

We could unironically get banned from this website

>>213911504
they would have geoblocked already
might as well make britain do the work

How do you argue with stupid people who simply won't understand objective realities

>>213911645
scrom

>>213911632
That's not your girlfriend, is it.

You don't have one, do you

>>213911671
blud talking like yoda

>>213911644
give an example of an objective reality people won’t accept

>>213911686
screomjing

>>213911686
poscre

>>213911686
Only way to get through to cunts like you

>>213911616
yes because everyone who visits 4chan doesn't already know how to avoid blocks
sounds like an efficient use of time and money

>>213911686
done that litlte green cunt

>>213911636
note that the decision is only on the first of the 3 duties. they will add further fines for the remaining 2, which will be equally pointless.

Finally people are starting to realise what I’ve been saying for months now - 4chan is 100% being blocked under the OSA, it’s literally a matter of time.

By the end of the year you will not be able to access 4chan without a VPN, and you cannot post with a VPN unless you pay for a pass which 99% do not do.

So 4chan is effectively banned.

I just found out Bonnie Blue is 26
I genuinely, genuinely thought she was late 30s, maybe very early 40s

>>213911536
same......

GIVE IRELAND BACK TO THE IRISH! Or don't, I don't really care to be honest

>>213911725
remember when you said 4chan would be banned several weeks ago? and now it's "by the end of the year"? shut up you pathetic freak

>>213911174 (OP)
>3DPD

>>213911690
Russia is winning
Israel is just defending itself from barbarian hordes

>>213911725
this is it, the last /brit/

It's all kicking off on kurva anyátok

>>213911732
I'm 9 years old.

>>213911744
>>3DPD
new star wars robit is it

ughh~

>>213911720
tbf if they just responded saying they have mods and jannies that deal with illegal content they might be alright. But you can still access nsfw boards without the fucking ID nonsense so maybe they'll try and ban it because of that. The fucking state of our country, fortunately I can see whoever getting in next election getting rid of this shite.

>>213911725
For the record I agreed with you and tried to get through to some of these thickos but they're so contrarian they refuse to accept reality

What Linux should I use

Look at this dood

>>213911686
that’s fatmong sent flying yet-a-bloody-gain isn’t it

>>213911636
We are 100% getting banned, there's no question about it. 4chan have now indicated they have no intention of complying with the OSA, and no intention of paying the fines. The only way this will end up is a ban. The only questions are:
>How long will it take? Will it happen next week? Next month? Or next year?
>Will 4chan willingly block the UK to avoid the fines, or will they resist and wait for Ofcom to block them?

Labour are doubling-down on the OSA, calling all opponents of it nonces, so there's zero chance of this not happening at this point.

The most optimistic outcome for British 4chan users right now is for Reform to win a majority at the next election, repeal the OSA, and then maybe we can access 4chan again in 2029 (if 4chan still exists by then).

>>213911768
GNU

um

what are jfs going to do with /brit/ when we're all banned?

>>213911768
NixOS

>>213911744
built like mewtwo

um

>>213911799
open vape shops and barbers

>>213911768
Depends if you have an nvidia gpu or not

>>213911686
:)

Not looking forward to the next few months lads.

I'm thinking of getting involved in politics which will expose me to leftist harassment and with the 4chan ban, I won't be able to communicate on here.

Where else is good for news? X isn't a solution.

From what I've found, Telegram, Odysee, and Nostr are potentially alternatives.

Unless we figure out something fast we are going to be cut off and isolated.

>>213911743
Obviously I don’t know the exact date as it’s up to Ofcom how fast this happens but the process is in motion and it’s clear where this ends. It won’t be long now with the developments of the last few days.
>>213911763
They’ll realise we were right the day they open it and get a 404. That’s all that matters. We are right, if they don’t need our warning that’s their problem.

>>213911757
no one care me

>>213911743
>ummmm you ackchually said this thing would happen in july but instead it took a few months longer! you le heckin lied!!!

Imagine applying this logic to any other situation.

"You said Russia would invade Ukraine in late 2021, but they actually did it in February 2022. Looks like you were wrong, retard! Haha!"

Mind-boggling.

>>213911833
I don't

>>213911504
More likely the government will just mandate ISPs block 4chan, but otherwise yes.

>>213911786
Most people have no idea this website has boards, they just think it's /b/ and think it's like how it was in the early 2000s.

Get them birthed. Get them housed.

>>213911768
Don't cut your cock off

>>213911745
it’s most likely that russia is winning but you don’t really know do you, you just think
second bit is obviously just drivel

>>213911853
>DNS block
Oh no no no I have to click three buttons in Firefox OH NO NO NO

>>213911836
If 4chan gets banned I won't be posting anywhere any more, reddit is insufferable.

The way I see it, the options are:

1. Try getting around the block but this won't be feasible for most.
2. Migrate to another site (not that one).
3. Try making our own small site or using a fediverse platform like Lemmy.
4. An IRC chat room.
5. I2P although I know very little about it.
6. Telegram channel.

Make a decision, fast.

>>213911884
get them groomed
get them raped
get them stabbed

>>213911877
Wembley 2050

>>213911757
>>213911843

>>213911850
IDK, just try ubuntu. If you can't manage ubuntu, gnome and apt then just pack it in and give up.

>>213911884
>Get them birthed
already alive, mate

latest fine has been issued

The woke media won't tell you this but the eastern part of Ukraine voted to join Russia with a 95% majority.

>>213911910
If we use a vpn will we even be able to have our flag on /int/?

thank fudge it's a bank holiday tomorrow, I got nothing done today

>>213911910
option 7: get a fucking life

>>213911356
spring rolls or prawn toast, Singapore chow mien, curry sauce

>>213911884
*fires up chainsaw*
*BRRRRR BRMMMMM BRMMMMM*
right, lets go to work then

>>213911835
It's embarrassingly obvious people in this country just don't understand how legislation works.

They think that if the government wants to ban 4chan or any other sites, they just wave a magic wand and the laws come into force immediately with all offensive sites being banned.

In actuality it takes years for the legislation to be passed, longer for it to come into law, and then yet more months for legal action against violating sites to play out and for punishments to be handed out.

/brit/tards interpret this as "le nothing is happening!!!" and stupidly concluded the OSA was a nothingburger because 4chan and Pornhub weren't immediately banned the second the law came into force.

trying to fine foreign websites is absolutely hilarious
just shows you how delusional these jumped up control freaks are

>>213911951
Fuck you

>>213911935
But wasn't it for a Transgender form of government?

>>213911935
Ukraine should do scorched earth, completely raze the Russian-cocksucking part to the ground and then agree to hand it over in exchange for ending the war.

>>213911896
you don't know what I'm thinking do you?
mystic meg over here boys

>>213911935
why dont they just split ukraine in half then and all this war will be over

fuck no homie dont shake

>>213911916
noooooo!!!!!

going trash star crazy

>>213911974
did you mean to reply to me?

hullo

>ban major porn sites
>just use others
Good job

>>213911877
>Manchester United vs Liverpool, FA Cup Final 2065

>>213911935
crimea was annexed without a a single shot but we’re supposed to believe it was against their will

>>213912013
No lad. I'm sorry x

>>213911935
they didn't though, did they?

>>213911961
/brit/tards interpret this as "le nothing is happening!!!"
when did this happen then schizo

ground control to major porn

>>213911884
Is this a scene from Children of Men?

How on EARTH do I get a wife like THIS

Lads.

They are talking about us on Rebbit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1mspusy/osa_ofcom_investigation_into_4chan_and_its/

so thats rorke
say "hello rorke"!

>>213912027
just TOR wanks for me now i'm afraid

:D

You've really wanked the grade

>>213912044
thicko

>>213912044
It's happening in this very thread.

The Canadian poster is continuing to vehemently deny that 4chan will ever be blocked in the UK, and is still insisting the OSA is a nothingburger

>>213912063
look like this

Now it's time to wank the willard if you dare

>2025
>you are still not catholic

lol

Bought this whey powder with lemon pie flavor and at first it tastes very peculiar since i usually get chocolate flavors and such, but it kind of grew on me and might get it again honestly

>>213912062
no its the real life recreation they're doing just now in the uk subtitled: deliveroo paki wogtopia

making niggers shake their arses so I don't shoot them dead on the spot

>>213912070
hi rorke hi rorke!!!!

lidl's avocados below extra large are shite

>>213912063
no need to thank me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNe0WNjNMhc

is it normal now to not be sent to a page notifying you that your ban is over when you try to post? or is someone else in this house using 4chan?

>>213912125
Automatically assume anyone under the age of 40 who calls themself catholic is a terminally online freak who needs to be euthanised

Taking a stroll

>>213912125
bro thinks catholicism came out last year

>>213911954
Nice at least no chips like a a chav. Get some crispy shredded szechuan chilli beef

>>213911732
Very very few women that age have fit bodies

>>213912125
Not a fan of Mary worship

>>213912142
this is evil
nasty
vile

>>213912125
>2025
>being cucktholic
>being cuckstian of any kind

>>213912172
grim hoor

https://www.stormfront.org/forum/
>
coolStormfront is a neo-Nazi Internet forum, and the Web's first major racial hate site.[2][3] The site is focused on propagating white nationalism, Nazism, antisemitism (especially antisemitic conspiracy theories) and Islamophobia, as well as Holocaust denial and white supremacy.[4][5][6]

it's still not blocked btw

>>213912172
Can't imagine how pathetic you'd need to be to shag her

>>213912162
ooh somewhere near the beach?

>>213912222
I would. But only to say I've shagged Bonnie Blue. Not because I'd enjoy it. Well I probably would

Imagine seeing something online that tells you to kill yourself and actually doing it

>>213912222
1000 signed up apparently

>>213911732
she has to be lying. although maybe bad genetics plus a very hard lifestyle from a very young age took a toll who knows

>>213912260
Kill yourself

>>213911645
Someone edit tentacles on his face

Tom Skinner and Ash Sarkar sex tape

Why are muslims so afraid of dogs?

>leftypol says 'tories bad' for years
>labour get in
>they're shit
>leftypol doesn't say anything
>people move even further right

>>213912240
>>213912277
behold your only victory

>>213912240
>>213912277
The 4chan cycle:
>Nothing ever happens.
>Ok it happened but it's nothingburger.
>Ok it happened but someone is going to stop it happening.
>It happened and I always said it was going to happen.

We are at stage 3 right now.

>>213912335
religious autism

Post tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oz3BLU3O3Y

>>213912335
Don't know, why are muslims so afraid of dogs?

minister of silly walks

>>213912368
we're at stage 1 you clown
what has "happened"? absolutely fuck all

>>213912337
ppst examples of this happening that aren't in your mind

making niggers shake their arses so i don't shoot them dead on the spot

>>213912311
Id watch it

would be terrible having a cat in yankland or aus where random wildlife can just maul them to death. would be very afraid to let catberg out, but i think keeping cats indoors is cruel

Patriots in control.

>>213912375
how did you get this photo of me

tick-tock bongoloids

>>213911686
screaming, poo

>>213912337
Never forget that right up until the July 2024 election, most of /brit/ was insisting that all of the country's problems were the fault of DA TOREES and that "Based Starmer" would fix everything as soon as he got elected. And if you ever told them they were wrong they called you a "Tory shill".

>>213912361
was this you? lol

>>213912379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLxDRePUwEY&list=RDtLxDRePUwEY&start_radio=1

remember some south African guy telling me once that all dogs hate black people because they can sense bad people and can smell aggressive behaviour
don't know why that always stuck with me, just seems like an extremely wild thing to say

>>213912234
name
now

x

>>213912335
not sure

>‘Chronic’ under-performance of boys at GCSE should be treated as major issue
misogynist rubbish

>>213912416
southsea?

Mental how Peter Tatchell has definitely fucked kids and he was offered a Knighthood

The only reason he hasn't been knighted is because he rejected it for some gay woke anti-monarchy reason

>>213912560
what the heck

>>213911725
welcome to the club. Half the internet is banned in Russia, we just find ways to go around (proxies, VPNs etc.)

>>213912033
nah mate you can definitely trust the russian installed governments and the russian military to have an honest election and tell the complete truth about the result

>>213912393
>what has "happened"? absolutely fuck all
The Online Safety Act became law.
Age verification via selfie or ID was implemented on all social media platforms and pornographic websites.
Countless small forums shut down due to being unable to comply with the OSA.
Kiwifarms geoblocked all UK IPs to avoid punishment by Ofcom.
The Labour government doubled-down on the OSA and insinuated anyone who opposes it is a pedophile.
Ofcom is investigating 4chan and, just last night, threatened them with huge fines (>>213912465)

In what world does all of this constitute as "fuck all has happened"?

>>213912500
i always thought they would do it but I think that desperately searching the archive for posters that disagreed with you is a new level of pathetic even for this general.

>>213912515
https://x.com/Sylvieedh

>>213911174 (OP)
need to rape

shut the fuck up you obssesed regards, literally nobody cares just use a fucking VPN if it ever happens (it wont)

>>213912465
>They're actually going to attempt to fight it in a federal court
Why

>>213912560
israel can do this but we can't stop the boats

>>213912361
you got done tbf

gf just sent me this

>>213912598
based
Russian porno sites are also toptier

umaholics anonymoos

>>213912616
reporting this as a real threat to sir kurb parker, expect to be sued immediately

>>213912602
Kiwifarms story is juicier than that
their block went down for literally 2 hours during site maintenance. they were sent a threat from ofcunt immediately. they then removed the geoblock in response.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Anyone seen that advert for "all-body deodorant" which shows endless scenes of fat people jiggling around, zooming in on their crotches, chests and arses, while giant words pop up like:
>BOOBS
>BAZONGAS
>BUMS
>BALLS
>MELONS

Why the fuck is that allowed to air? Shouldn't the advertising standards agency be banning it for being overly vulgar and disgusting?

Same for that other advert with the fat Indian kid farting and sharting loudly as he skates towards the toilet.

>>213912710
lmao

>>213912598
I've seen Russian nationalists call Britain the Russia of Europe and that's true.

Both infested by Muslims, anti-White governments, corrupt elite etc.

Za beluyu Rossiyu!

>>213912639
some lawyers offered to work pro bono
might as well do it for a laugh

>>213912734
>we're the same, you and i

>>213912728
thanks sun tzu

>>213912710
>their block went down for literally 2 hours during site maintenance. they were sent a threat from ofcunt immediately
Interesting, they must have had someone assigned to watching the site.

Does anybody have that one reddit post describing /brit/ where they basically boil us down to 3 different types of alcoholics

they see me rollin'

Got the Drakkar Noir on.

>>213912773
they posted the email

>>213912734
Svoboda Rossii

>>213912828
imagine being the guy whose job is to refresh kiwifarms every 5 minutes to see if its still blocked

it was a pool party for the cool kids at my school

>>213912828
>>213912773
I remember when people here insisted 4chan would never fall foul of Ofcom because "the normies that work there don't even know what it is".

You underestimated how ideological these people are. Ofcom is staffed with activist types who absolutely will be aware of these sites and have an obsession with "beating the far-right". Imagine the kind of person who takes a job as an online safety enforcer for Ofcom. They're probably gagging for it and have a long list of sites like 4chan, Kiwifarms, and many more that they specifically want to see banned.

Just had a twirl
was yummy

>>213912828
horrible snivelling little email. this country is such an embarrassment

>>213912734
>Both infested by Muslims, anti-White governments, corrupt elite etc.
thats basically the whole civilized world at this point kek

>>213912890
wouldn't they have some kind of software to do that? although a real person would have be overseeing it ofc

>>213912912
What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

just did a twirl
was fruity x

>>213912912
they take guidance from Hope not Hate which is a far left extremist group masquerading as a charity

>>213912890
would be a pretty comfy job
could just chill on brit and play runescape all day and occasionally press f5
the dream

>>213912938
no its cheaper to give a visa to a nigerian

>>213912940
wank mostly

>>213912938
this is the same country that has a million useless quangos

>>213912938
because we love bureaucracy

basically i dont want to be an mp3
320 kbps

>>213912707
i fuck him in the ass and slit his throat when i cum

got the school of evolutionary herbalism on

and on the third day

god created

gary eats..!!

How do you pronounce "rorke"
I've always just read it as "rork"

spitting on a wog roast

>>213913052
ror-kay

>>213912965
>>213912996
true but i doubt they give them this type of cushy job
>>213913017
that makes sense actually
if it were canada it would be outsourced to some ai bot in mumbai

>>213913052
Rorké

>>213913052
roh-kuh

2nd pint of stella for me

>>213912931
and that's how patronising they are to a site that voluntarily blocked us for 3 months

how do you fine a foreign company

>>213913052
roo-kay

Not even sure I want to live, like I literally don't know. Living literally makes no difference to me at this point.

If anybody wants to know what absurdist suicidal ambitions feels like, watch Stalker by Tarkovsky

>>213913052
as in Rorke's Drift

>>213913052
rowr-que

You get caught wanking in Starmers Britain

drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH

It literally makes no difference to me if I continue.

What's the point: this world is a joke

>>213913148
write them a strongly-worded letter

>>213913148
With difficulty, so I guess Ofcom will order ISP blocks of websites that don't comply

>>213912491
well you can't obviously
but britain is run by people who think having an illiterate technology secretary is a good idea

ronke got the moves

>>213913052
like faberge egg

>>213913052
https://voca.ro/1kfQWlBD8pfh

>>213913150
>>213913187
grow up

>>213913226
cor

>>213913182
is he taking poison damage?

>>213913229
grow up

Fuckin CLANKERS are worse than the jeets

cartoon porn

>>213913230
I'll be this way forever. This world is a parody of itself, what the fuck do you want me to do

>>213911203
>>213911203
>>213911203
recycle

>>213913148
doubt they care about that. it's just a step on the road to asking a judge for an all clear to get isp's servers to block a website

>>213913229
ブラドリー・ウアールシュが好き?

>>213913274
i want you to grow up

>>213913302
wouldn't Walsh be written with オ because it's phonetically closer?

>>213913350
yeah i just autocompleted without paying attention