Thread 213915378

Timmy! edition

>>213911885

why did muzzies burn the library of alexandria anyways?

>>213915426
They didn't want to pay the late fees

>>213915461
>implying muzzies can read in the first place

You can't use Russia as a great example of a European society when they were still living in the dark ages in 1920

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>213915503
They took out the books to impress their friends

stop saying mean things about steel reserve

>>213915567
211 my beloved

>>213915521
you will never own a priceless faberge egg

>>213915521
>Russia as a great example of a European society when they were still living in the dark ages in 1920
While it is true that Russia was living in the dark ages in 1920, it is ALSO true that they were rapidly industrializing and actually rather rich prior to the jewish revolution.

>>213915567
>>213915597
Drinking Steal Reserve is the equivalent of drinking the urine of a random old street walker

>>213915637
too malty for you, princess?

>>213915554
guess them muzzies didn't attend Miller Grove smdh

>>213915632
>it is ALSO true that they were rapidly industrializing
According to who?! They couldn't even make enough bread for people living in Moscow

leave steel reserve alone

>>213915677
according to literally every historian ever?? why are you so uneducated here, this is basic ass stuff.

>>213915637
brb gonna buy some steel reserve

playing crackdown

Steel reserve is the only thing keeping a lot of train bums going

>>213915714
According to most historians on Russian history industrialization in Russia didn't happen outside of the two main city centers of St Petersburg and Moscow, the rest of Russia was literally Africa tier. To state that it's anything different is to ignore the whole reason the Bolshevik revolution in Russia even happened in the first place

>>213915815
Lmfao, CNN documentaries PRESENTS the Russian revolution as told by Rachel Maddow and Wolf Blitzer

History is fake and gay stop talking about it
Nothing exists beyond the present moment

>>213915796
i thought the industrial revolution was a disaster for the human race doe

>>213915815
The King's shoulder, third panel

>>213915887
History is a spook

>>213915919
it's called an epaulette. that's not his actual shoulder

>>213915887
history repeats itself without learning from the mistakes of the past

>>213915893
Paypah bote

>>213915976
>history repeats itself
no it doesn't. midwit redditard cope

>>213915887
>History tells me to take a shower and quit playing overwatch

>>>/vg/535607024
This makes you horny af

about to breed a paki femboy ama

>>213916024
somebody failed high school and it shows

>>213916024
But it's true. We already lived trough this but our memories got erased during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.

>>213916118
I'm sorry that you failed high school but perhaps if you'd spent less time on reddit you would have learned something.

>>213915976
Its impossible to prove anything happened in the past. It's a waste of intellect
It's all hearsay

>>213916129
>We already lived trough this but our memories got erased during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.
oh shit u rite nigga u rite

We're still experiencing the shockwaves of the butterface contest of 2005

An ancient Chinese tradition was once an emperor died that the next emperor would demand the killing of all his concubines. There once was a story of a concubine that had only been at the palace for 20 days before her death was ordered.

hi
>>213916134
>>213916174


bye
(those posts are spam/flooding)

>>213916204
what's a concubine

>>213916246
its what your mom does when she goes to "work"

what's a nubian?

>>213916262
but my mom doesn't go to work??

>>213916024
It's not though. Humans have identifiable psychological traits that cause broadly predictable behaviour. As such, there is nothing, literally nothing, to stop any given generation of people from following the same patterns of behaviour as prior ones. Evolution doesn't work that fast, not perceptibly anyway.

If you could time travel would you fuck your grandma when she was still a young hottie?

RED DUST TO THE ENEMY

>>213916302
What's Alabama like?

>>213916286
Exactly.

>>213916302
and give up my virginity? no thanks

>>213916335
yeah exactly, she's at home literally all day

hi sorry
>>213916315


bye

>>213916357
Sent him flying

If Hitler was actually decent as chuds claim, he wouldn't have let so many jews escape and migrate out
Almost like he was a Rothschild plant

>>213916294
confucius say man can never step in same river twice

Yellow truck

>>213915503
>doesn't know about House of Wisdom

>>213916357
How do you know when you're asleep?

no cope only rope

>>213915378 (OP)
Has this happenend to anyone? :

>been changing life and turning things around
>gymmaxing, financemaxxing, and personalitymaxxing
>return from vacation from Spain overflowing with surging testosterone and lust
>Try to book a private "Dancer" through backpages
>$100 bitcoin payment later realize i'm being scammed and cut losses ( i.e it was probably a guy scamming me )

feel embarrassed as fuck bro... How does one do something this dumb. I even sent my selfie.

All that progress feels lost. Any advice on how i can mentally bounce back from this?

>>213916530
fuggedaboudit

The last emperor of China was actually allowed to live and worked a factory job in his final days of life in Communist China

>>213916461

rangeban please!

>>213916554
why are communists such evil retards?

got tamales from the Mexican store, 6 big pork tamales for $8

>>213916575
Don't worry Starmer is gonna rangeban you in a few weeks

>>213916590
based

>>213916590
Yummy

>>213916589
Don't get me wrong most of his accomplices were summarily executed

>>213916590
tamales have to be one of the most overrated foods in existence

>>213916590
Looks like a shit covered diaper

**kisses you**

>>213916590
I dont like tamales. The corn makes everything too dry

>>213916313
>red dust
Huh

>>213916720
**grabs you by the snout and slams you into the ground**

>tfw you approch stacys and ruin their nightouts
Its funny

>>213916824
you're going away for a long time pal

>>213916824
rude

>>213916840
I do that but I look like this instead

all women are evil

>>213916543
I can't do it..

I can't do it...

>>213916530
choose to believe it was a hot, shut in, neet girl scamming you

>>213916794
>>213916823
>>213916839
>>213916930


>>213916851

Tf are tamales anyway
Like discount zongzi or sum

>>213915378 (OP)
NOGGER

>>213916913
I used be like that but I just revel in it. The lights in their eyes go out when a short ugly dude thinks he has a shot

>>213917039
cornmeal wrapped around meat. some people love them but they're my least favorite mexican dish

>>213917039
it’s a type of garloid

Just took a gigantic shit.

?
Would u watch

>>213917113
no plz don't...

i'm one of the most handsome posters in /cum/

i look like this

>>213917142
>>213917141
dang u kyoot

>>213916986
>being = scammed by a woman

even more embarrassing t bh

frequent and debilitating feel

Better find a mop it's getting sticky in this bitch

and just to come to the realization of all women just want to pee on us.... shit is weird

>>213917286
alri cardi

is fortune really a woman?

No to violence
Yes to peace

>>213917072
but IM not short

no cumming for 24 hours

>>213917482
you got your chastity cage on like a good boy?

why do the foids be goin cray cray..?

>>213915426
IIRC the guy responsible said something like “If contents of the library are true, it is already in the Koran, so we don’t need the library; if the contents of the library are not in the Koran, it’s not true, and we don’t need the library.”

>>213917602
you just know this bitch was VAXXED

>>213917602
I was going to say I could fix her but she looks jewish :wilting rose emoji:

>>213917641
muslims love them some circular logic

>>213917602
bitch looks pretty, i wonder if i dodged a bullet

I don't think I'm using an ab roller correctly because I just have soreness in my back

>>213917769
i can massage your back........

i'm literally indian and i don't know what to do

>>213917769
What does AB roller stand for

>>213917779
Okay
>>213917849
Abdominals

>>213917845
stop being indian would be my guess

>>213917849
abomination

>>213917849
Asian Bitch

Just downloaded a very nice reverse cowboy dildo riding video her gorgeous feet visible. Then she starts creaming this absolutely vile looking pink and clotted curdled grool on the dildo.
Porn needs to be sterile.
Can’t coom to this.

hes ban evading (and should be rangebanned because hes a giga faggot) but thank you

>>213917849
able balls

>>213917944
Yuck

>>213917849
a-cup boob roller for his gyno

>>213917944
Another day in FK's porn adventures...

im shleepy

How does hooking up with a instathot work exactly? You just dm her asking for a hook up?

>>213918141
what are you asking me for

>>213918141
ay bb, u want sum fuck?

>>213917845
Sprezzatura maxx and start acting italian

Me and fk

>>213918141
this nigga want to shit on a model's chest

>>213918186
I miss those moments we shared

>>213918155
>>213918156
I’m serious
I asked here because i thought americans were more experienced on this culture

>>213918235
/cum/ is a khhv neet general

>>213918235
in* this culture

>>213918235
/cum/ is a sex haver general. we just go out and pick up hot chicks to bang not worrying about these weird apps for freaks

fuuuuuuck just had an amazing jerkoff sesh, had two fingers up my butt fondling my prostate and I shot several spurts of sperm-laden cum to this twink fucking a fleshlight, I must be heavily into my bi-cycle

What’s your favourite brand of toot beer

Yo

>>213918360
*root beer

>>213918353
fuck type of bicycle have you been riding

not a fan of israel myself

why is my piss lime green

>>213917039
cringe

>>213918385
I only like m00t's beer

ayo dis nigga drinking FART beer

>>213918394
do you take a multivitamin or have you eaten foods recently that are high in b vitamins? b6 in aprticular can give your urine a hi-lighter color that can get a weird tint if you are dehydrated

>>213918394
Are you talking about how certain vitamins change your piss colour

Love love love the smell of smegma

>>213918392
a reCUMbent bicycle obviously

>>213918394
YOu drank a bunch of st. paddy's day green beer

>>213918351
I could do that too but the hottest ones are on insta. I specifically want a busty transwoman.

>>213918394
theyre always supposed to be green, never heard of a piss lime though

Dopamine drop

>>213918518
So true

>>213918353
fuuuuuuck that's hot af
>>213918360
picrel

>>213918450
I've been eating a lot of fish

>>213918328
no one has ever looked like this and said these things

>>213918497
as I said, /cum/ doesn't know about those weird apps for freaks like you

edibles have been consumed

>>213918497
>jason moved to Saudi Arabia

golden corral is cheap and classy

>>213918577
Okay have fun fucking fat and nasty street hookers

>>213918623
My dad calls obese people golden corrals like "look at these bunch of golden corrals"

>>213918623
based

>>213918537
>sprecher
are you from Wisconsin?

>>213918673
lol based

>>213918649
damn muhammad why you so mad LOL

Salivating with lusty thoughts

>>213918673
kek

>>213918721
its jason

no it's not, retard

not sure if the saudi thinks 'instathot' is an app for instant thots

i hate webp i hate webp i hate webp

when is my real life gonna start

>>213918861
business venture idea...

Look at this thread and tell me Canadian posters are worse than Americans

>>213918885
I hate that you can't upload it here. Get with the times gramps

Both of these girls are after me

>>213918999
Canadian posters are worse than Americans

>>213919023
threesome possible?

>>213918999
They're the same

>>213919041
>>213918353

>>213919074
213918457

they do it for (you)s

>>213919060
nah I lied they're just ig whores

Lauren Bacall was a real twinkhon

>>213919089
The smegma one was me

>>213918861
I know it’s instagram, im asking because i’ve seen lots of girls on social media talking about “sliding into dms” and i want to know the process. I know i sound like a boomer but I’m actually a gen Z looking to lose his virginity to something worth it.

Stressin' smokin on a cig but I'm 'bout to roll a blunt
Fuck it, smoke another opp
Fuck it, pour another pop
Kill a nigga then I'm 'bout to kill a muhfuckin' cop
(Aye lemme hear it from the top)
Damn, how that shit rhyme?
Kill a nigga, do the time
Known for commitin' crimes, yeah it's in my blood
They wanna kick me out, threw too much money in the strip club
Rob a nigga then I strip his ass like a strip club
Flyin' down yo' street in a car that's from Midnight Club
I just shot a nigga in the dark in a midnight club
Arguin' wit' my plug over the phone, nigga send that bud

>>213919164
epic fail

>>213919179
Literally just say hi. There's no process

>>213919179
It just means they’re flirting, there’s no instant hookup involved

shut yo goofy motherfuckin ass up

I look so bad in a suit

how can i get into roblox

>>213919241
I'm from ohio and always said pop until I lived in florida for some years and started calling it soda

>>213919334
see
>>213919290

>>213919334
roblox has been canceled so no point in playing it now

>>213919023
ai

blud is from ohio :skull: :crying:

>>213919371
me on the left

>>213919334
I love playing dress to impress with my baddies

I'm hungry but I don't want to eat anything

Skibidi Toilet Dubai Chocolate

>>213919538
I'm going to be throwing a sausage, burger and some fries on the BBQ soon. I can make you something if you want.

>>213919563
can i come over with a few brewskies

used to walk 2 miles each way for a can of jolt cola

>>213919586
Yeah that's cool, I have a fridge full of Corona too.

>>213916313
I HAVE AWOKEN

>>213919659
wtf we’re in the middle of a deadly global pandemic

thinking of drinking

smash dubai chocolate labubu hot honey matcha crumbl cookie

>>213918328
howling, lampooned those puritans

All I need is a case of bud heavy and a pregnant black girl

>Nick Fuentes influencing the culture
https://x.com/AFpost/status/1957160604902502515

>>213919772
rare hot honey labubu ¥100M

tired of forcing shit

I wish chasers / people with a femboy fetish were all not objectively ugly
maybe i would respect the fetishes more

I get around

>>213919766
I am sticking to the health guidelines of 3 drinks tonight
Drinking has really gotten out of hand recently

>>213919732
Exactly. I'm an accelerationist.

just do what i say

>>213920229
shant be doing that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJN6W9bZrRY

these chicks are so fucking hot
don't argue with me, I will stomp you into a bloody puddle

there were two instances in middle school where i went to a kids "birthday party" and i was the only other kid there.
in 8th grade though i had a birthday party and it was a rump, 30+ kids and i got so much money from birthday cards

>>213920247
>guy I've never heard of
>1.2+ million views per video
the internet is a big place

what is it that you guys usually watch to unwind? I feel like there's nothing on! Thank you

>>213920338
electric bikes are very popular now
it's like the golden age for them, but soon regs and rules will come
right now you can ride a 70 mph electric bike with no license or plate

drinking covfefe

Is it 0st or 0nd

>>213920464
zero-sexed-cum-semen

ive a crush on someone here

imagine buying a e-bike that cost over 1kusd and then it gets stolen

Labubus are just Webkinz for rich teenagers

>>213920464
how exactly do you come in 0st/nd place

>>213920490
are they canadian

>>213920553
ew

>>213920582
:(((((

4chan is terrible for paranoid schizos because they become convinced every poster is one guy who's out to get them

>>213920594
I've been posting here for like 6 years and still haven't been a gimmick persona. It's kinda grim

>>213920459
why are you drinking coffee so late in the afternoon? thank you

Look up Detlev Bronk

to coom or not to

>>213920634
>spore
>good game
pick one

>>213920824
roll?

I'm outside BBQing and my entire neighbourhood is deserted, it's eerie. It's like someone just turned off all the NPCs with a command prompt. Sun is shining, wind blowing, birds chirping, but not a single person around.

Did someone use my favorite ramekin???

What does creatine do for you?

>>213920890
what's a ramekin? google just showed little cups

>>213920913
Supposedly helps build "bulk" because it stores water and gives you a beefcake look. Creatine has really only ever been taken by gymbro homosexuals, it definitely makes you thirstier but its effectiveness is dubious. Some people just presume the bloat is due to the excessive water weight you naturally put on because of how thirsty it makes you.

If you see anyone buying creatine supps at a store you should probably cave their head in.

porn bans are going to raise the fertility rate, raise the marriage rate, and decimate the trooning rate

liberal scientists will need INSANE copes to dismiss something happening right in front of your eyes

>>213920958
I bought creatine and i haven’t noticed a difference

>>213920944
Yeah it's this
I use it for my creme brulee

>>213920978
porn bans are not happening

>>213920982
It's a meme like most supplements. About the only thing you'll get a noticeable gain from is whey protein powder, it's not the *best* source but it will definitely yield results if you work out hard.

So there I was, poopshitting all over my own dick, when in walks a chinese hitlerist, who then proceeds to rape me with his cunt. Can this day get any worse?

>>213921101
>herself

>>213921179
@Tay is this real?

My biggest problem with lifting is I can’t fuckin eat enough to gain any mass. I could just dirty bulk but that’s retarded. I just have a small appetite and it’s hard to forcefeed myself to make sufficient gains.

some black guy called me sweet and it was one of the nicest things someone has ever said to me and put a bit of pep in my step

going to a DSA meeting on Tuesday, not sure what to think but i wanna meet cute well-read autistic women and make friends so we’ll see how that goes

>>213921316
I don't know, have you asked in /fit/?

>>213921316
I had this issue when I started exercising seriously. I found the solution was to eat a lot of raw veggies, they pass through your system within 24 hours so your stomach empties out and your appetite gradually increases over time. Within a few months of doing raw veggie (basically foid slop plates) 4-5 nights a week I was eating way more and found room to eat heavier proteins and drink more whey after running.

If you want to build mass, don't run at all. Just drink lots of skim milk and avoid oats (they are a faggot meme that will just make you fat).

good women no longer exists in the year of our lord 2025

>>213921395
They do but they're exceedingly rare. They get snatched up pretty quickly, sometimes by shitty guys. The good woman to shitpile divorcee pipeline seems to be slowing down though as more decent girls realize a guy with sleeve tattoos is probably going to beat them up or rape them at some point.

*tips fedora

>>213921376
Yeah a while ago. I already know that the solution is to eat more. I also drink daily whey protein shakes as well. And I take creatine, which possibly does nothing. Probably I’m just impatient. It is what it is. Regardless, it’s fun to work out like a psycho. Keeps the rope at bay.
>>213921389
Yeah nice that seems like good advice. I’m eating more veggies lately. I only do cardio like once a week too. Wagmi probably

just suddenly got this feeling like i was kicked in the balls, unironically debilitating pain. am i dying? wtf?

>>213921491
feel for lumps

>>213921453
Stop wasting money on creatine and spend it on real protein like tuna or sardines. Don't worry about people who talk about shit like mercury poisoning, you'd literally have to eat 5 cans of tuna every day for 40 years before that *might* be a problem. Chunk light tuna in water is like the ultimate gamechanger, 'dines are good too as they're full of omega-3 fatty acids that promote muscle growth and improve your metabolic rate.

>>213921395
theres a lot of good women in Japan and Turkey and Philippines

>>213921491
youre cooked

>>213921101
It's crazy that it took like 10 years for these takes I had calculated after seeing this behavior the first or second time to become mainstream and obvious to normies. It just feels like the devil was at work or something

I wanna kill myself…

But I’m not gonna. I’m not gonna and you can’t make me. I WON’T, okay? So BACK OFF. You BITCH. YOU FUCKINH BITCH WHORE.

>>213921557
Call me retardo, but I’m gonna keep taking the creatine for a while at least to see if it makes a difference. It’s not that expensive. But yeah, I dig the canned fish. I generally go for salmon instead of tuna. And deenz are pretty nice too. I should probably eat them more often. I have been making gains, it’s just slow.

>>213921593
nigga u gay

>>213921593
good i would be sad if u were gone

>>213921593
i know i'd regret it. i just couldn't let my life end in a joke like that. i'm troubled by my choice for lunch. the moment i took the leap, i know i'd be thinking, "you know, on second thought..."

>>213921593
Period

>>213921642
a coworker does a lot of fucking insane workout and looks like a fucking bodybuilder... dude gets a lot of pussy, I could ask him anything if you like

>>213921659
I don’t know. Let’s have gay fag sex together to find out for sure! Let’s squirt all over each other’s penises.
>>213921677
Thanks buddy!
>>213921688
Very true. Being dead seems scary and I would regret taking that leap.
>>213921694
Word.

>>213921557
Thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1zBLxuUj0

When I quit using this site I just end up listening to lots of podcasts
I think my brain is cooked

>>213921764
just make friends

most of us are phoneposters

>>213920543
you don’t show up to the race

>>213921777
Can't

>>213921764
i think i only have a couple brain cells left

>>213921699
Ask him what the meaning of life is

I really, really hope industrial society collapses soon

>>213921853
oh, not me. i'm hooked on the indoor plumbing, electricity and wi-fi.