Thread 213921794

Costco edition

>>213915378

>>213921793
that's a DQ/DNF then

I peruse the hood nigga reddits on occasion and saw someone make a glowie reference
intriguing

>>213921794 (OP)
I never understood costco, do you get like something special that's not available in the walmarts, oxxos, aurreras? I buy at Trader Joes because I get imported weird shit from Australia and Nepal

>>213921794 (OP)
Costco used to be comfy. Now I hate it. They're all full of screeching minorities who STINK.

>>213921855
Black people on reddit must be genuine whitewashed Steve urkels

AHH HELP IM TRAPPED HELP ME ARGH AHHH!

>>213921897
That's gross

>>213921794 (OP)
Tried to generate some goonslop and inadvertently ended up generating a female Amerimutt meme, enjoy. Would've posted this on /bant/ instead but it's above the file size limit and this definitely doesn't deserve its own /int/ thread

>>213921888
nope, the drill subreddits are full of genuine hood niggas
they have no real knowledge of reddit as an entity and only know it as an app

All caps when you spell the name

>>213921897
Pink Floyd spotted

is the DSA pozzed in your opinions? i’m weirdly leftist in some regards (i’m well-read on a lot of theory and still subscribe to marx’s historical materialism, though i also believe in race science and cultural superiority)

would i be able to make friends/meet worthwhile people with them?

>>213921931
No they're just copying the slang to feel cool and gossiping about whatever the local celebrity shit is happening

thanks to my new jobs work schedule i can go fishing on weekdays again

I'm on a whole lot of gang shit

>>213921968
no man, these are honest to god hood niggas
this post got a reddit banned because the guy who made it literally shot the block up minutes after
there are actual gang members posting on these reddits

>>213922007
I want to kiss you all over

>>213922014
you guys have so much access to a variety of guns, affordable and legal... we just do shit with dull knives around here

>>213922014
>Aromatic candle
Are they too retarded to know how to make usernames

>>213921955
I don’t know enough about them. It depends on how gay they are about identity politics. That will tell the story, in my opinion. If they’re doing land acknowledgments and talking about bipoc, then they’re probably useless.

>>213922070
You have access to cheap guns too, but illegal, which is much worse because it forces you to break the law in order to be able to defend yourself

>>213922091
they did do that a while ago, but at the same time Bernie is like their god and he never does the idpol stuff. same with the cumtown guys, so yeah i’m not sure. i’m going to my first meeting soon. maybe i’ll at least meet some potential friends at least

the uk drill reddit has gang stabbings in it pretty regularly

>>213922077
kind of, they just take whatever autogenerated one they get or make it something nigga-y

Imagine her spitting on you

Dislodged the chocolate chunk clogging my milkshake straw. Normal flow restored.

>>213922077
if you think it throughly, nobody really cares about usernames anymore, we are posting as anonymous, but its been a while since I stopped posting on reddit

N

i like to wait a half hour after eating before smoking weed. kinda like swimming

>>213921946
Doom is a reddit rapper with reddit fanbase, probably one of the most overrated ever, next to Eminem

>>213922118
Yeah at the very least it could be interesting.

>>213921865
Costco is nothing special, it’s literally just a wholesale supermarket with an in house food court where you can buy cheap American slop. But to the midwesterner it’s heaven on earth. They live in a landscape so deprived of quality food that there are people out there whose favorite pizza is unironically from Costco (pic related).

Flyover America is a truly depressing, soulless place. When I lived in Ohio (thankfully only for a short period) I went to the only IKEA in a 100 mile radius. It was absolutely packed, and as I was looking for the shelves I’d come to buy I realized most people there weren’t even shopping. Midwesterners will literally drive for miles to go to an IKEA just to look at it. They treat it almost like a theme park. There were people in the food court saving the little Swedish flags that come in the mashed potatoes as souvenirs. There were adults and kids alike taking selfies and even filming themselves walking around inside IKEA.

>>213922159
You’re crazy, Doom is great. He put out some fantastic albums.

>>213922122
i like this picture a lot. it's so hectic. the doubled bottoms, her spitting, the done nails despite her doing something unladylike.

>>213922122
dang, women can wear two thongs? I've seen them wear miniboxers and a thong, never two thongs

>>213922122
>wearing two bikinis
I’m sure this is some designer bulllshit that costs more than I make in a week but it looks so retarded

>>213922159
Eminem is proof that white people do everything better than blacky boos

>>213921953
More like Pink Roid amirite?

Just found out they are actually adding Sailing as a skill in Runescape now.

>>213922180
there was so much craze about their rostissery chicken, their cakes, their hot dogs and pizzas I really thought I was missing on something, the pizza was really good desu, it was like almost dominos pan, but after that I didn't see much effort as another convinience store

>>213922180
see, you're coming at this from a sense of superiority, but you're really disadvantaged. you look down your nose at these people, but look how easily they're made happy. they prize and enjoy the little swedish flags, it's still novel to them, like when they were children! their bars are so low, all it takes is a foreign-based furniture store to thrill them! we should all be so lucky. to be sent into enthrall scoping out some ready-to-assemble chair or sat happily eating cheap pizza in a food court.

>>213922180
ikea is neat though, i was just thinking it's the only foreign chain location that's a common sight (not just the midwest but america generally)

>>213922191
>Monotone flow
>Nasally voice
>Lyrics that aren't supposed to make sense
Yeah I don't get it

>>213922400
Post who you listen to

costco is great, little free samples as you walk around and their freezer food is better than anywhere else
the korean pancakes and ajinmoto yakisoba are my favs

I support jasonkin renting wombs from women to have kids because I hate women

>>213922426
Nas, mobb deep, pac, Kool g rap

oh yeah, there's a lot of shitshow going on about surrogate wombs going on here, does this happen in your countries lads?

>>213922450
wetherspoon's should expand into north america, i think they could pull it off with some good marketing and then we could go to a pub

>>213922489
nah I don't think it could compete with sports bars, they're a huge thing over there

>>213922469
Ok you're chill carry on

idea for a comedy bit:
it's spring break, at the beach, but instead of a drinking contest, it's a cigarette smoking contest. you start with two young guy actors, but as they start puffing away, you start replacing them with older and older actors, eventually getting to like, steve martin and will ferrell. by the end, just halloween plastic skeletons being marionette'd.

>>213922628
I don't get it

My sway bar links were annoying to remove. Had to use a wrenches open end to finish the suckers off. Couldn't fi the ratcheting ones in there

>>213922656
like the smokes are aging and killing them rapidly

So I slept the WHOLE ride home to a playlist of high school songs

>>213922628
lol

>>213922354
A lot of the craze is pretty obviously Costco astroturfing. I’m not too familiar with the Costco TikTok trends (like that family of fat Italians) but I remember back in the day when I still used Reddit there was a massive, obviously inorganic circlejerk about how great Costco is.
>>213922379
Don’t get me wrong, I like IKEA too, but I’m not about to go there as if it’s a tourist attraction.

>>213922180
kek this is very insightful

love playing with the solid bits that come out of my pimples

think im gonna post here awhile give everyone my boring advice thats actually useless because its based on my perception of the world viewed through the lens of the internet and various forms of media and i dont actually go outside

>>213922721
Can you finger my ass with your dick?

>>213922744
Yes of course

No interesting threads on my regular boards at all. I think I should quit 'chan for a while.

>>213922721
Sometimes the opinion of an outsider is just the right thing.

>>213922721
sounds good. weigh in on the great costco matter?

>>213921794 (OP)
I can read statistics and I still find it to be mostly bullshit

>>213922763
Welcome to Costco I love you

oh, i just thought of something else. their coughs get more and more ridiculous! like, short sentence-interruptors at first, but eventually outrageous nonsense like an airhorn or coughing the tune of depeche mode's "just can't get enough"

>anti smoking propaganda
>in 2025
how edgy and brave of you

>>213922802
Thoughts on Sam's Club and other Costco alternatives?

>>213922882
Same things different food

I quit weed about a month ago which is fine but one consequence is that I have extremely vivid dreams every night. They’re not full-blown nightmares, but they’re usually very anxious and distressing and I just wake up feeling shitty.

The cum is rising

>>213922858
the idea started as an eating contest where they're getting all sorts of stomach upset, but the smoking one had more funny moments in my head. i don't actually buy into the idea of cigs killing you, it's just easier comedy landscape.

>>213922899
happens every time i take a t-break. they usually stop after a few weeks tho, or when you start smoking again

>>213922882
>and other Costco alternatives?
Like...
BJ's?

I thought Sams Club and Price Club were the same as Costco

how come no one told me a remastered gears of war is coming out in a week
the multiplayer was sick i loved hip firing the shotgun

>>213922898
Thank you for your insight.

>>213922938
I don't know really know. We don't have stores like that in my country.

>>213920464
It’s zeroth or 0th, ackchyually
(used a lot in computer science)

Costco pizza is only good when its hot. The minute it cools down the cheese becomes a disgusting eldtrich monstrosity and I throw up trying to eat it. That's why I get hot dogs at Costco - their dogs are always good.

>>213922963
i thought they already did a renaster of gears?

to be anti-costco is to be anti-white. prove me wrong

>>213922963
Oh hell yeah I didn’t know about this either. I’m gonna have to play that. My mom wouldn’t let me play that game because it was too violent but then I played it at a friend’s house. It was even more fun because I was getting away with something lol. Good memories.

The amount of black woman white man couples I’ve been seeing in movies and commercials is getting a little ridiculous
Did the Jews switch strategies?

>>213923040
But it's literally filled with jeets

>>213923083
I've noticed it in the past year too lol

Le race scientists have arrived

that other anon is wrong. Trader Joe’s is the only white-coded store

>>213923083
It being the other way around for so long was getting a little too obvious.

are all blond girls retarded bimbos or just most of them

I guess I’ll go do fuckin squats or something. Life is gay.

>>213923149
All Brazilian women are. Even the Brazilian professor at undergrad was a barely competent labmonkey who constantly bungled experiment design for a sophomore level genetics lab

>>213923158
whats wrong big guy

I be on this shit

>>213923158
for me its dead lifts

>>213923158
I've been doing squats and my ass feels nice. I like to grab it in the shower and pretend it's a foid

can not wait for zero impulse control gays to die next year from AIDs
when medical cuts happen
good riddance

>>213923229
What about us high impulse control gays

>>213923192
Nothing in particular. Just general sadboy ennui. But now I feel smart because I used the word “ennui” just now.
>>213923203
Yeah nice
>>213923204
Good shit, bootyanon. I’m gonna make those booty gains too.

>>213923149
i have no idea anymore. i had a blond lady manager decades ago and she was the stereotype. packing peanuts for brains dumb blond. but later on i met one for drinks, and she seemed the same, but every once in a while she'd say something profound or insightful. then again, i'm not certain she was a natural blond. she was a cool lady though, she had a truck i got to drive and a book collection.

i’m unironically a gay incel idgaf hoe literally not a single man i meet is worth my time. i know my worth

yes i consider myself better than 99% of people in this country

>>213923286
let your freak flag fly brother

>>213923321
That's not impressive when you live in Mexico, desu.

funny thing I’ve noticed is that actual mexicans consider our typical brown Mexicans here to be whitexicans
meanwhile this is what we actually consider a whitexican here
they’re such funny guys those mexicans

>>213923286
You wanna get gay with each other?

still sick. looks like i'll be using PTO tomorrow.

>>213923286
>sassy bottom on 4chan
no wonder nobody wants to date you girl gfys

>>213923229
>2027: only 10 gays exist in the country

>>213923286
You deserve me

>>213923352
I don't like women who look too pretty

was their a time when gays were not ugly sub 3/10 men looking for easy sex?

>I wish I was in Tijuana
>Eating barbecued iguana
>I'm on a Mexican radio
>I'm on a Mexican woah-oh radio

>>213923392
No. If they were cute they would get women

>>213923397
banger

>>213923352
this guy is married to a whitexican
https://youtu.be/-zGjcMYikCk

>>213923392
most gays are still handsome but the onslaught of ugly ones are because of wider acceptance and willingness to accept sexuality (which is ultimately good because we don’t have a bunch of repressed gays walking around being angry and violent)

>>213923417
>where do you work out?
>at the library

i'm mestizo and my preference is east asian women btw

>>213923392
i’m 9/10, 5’6 blond twink, i’m just picky and don’t go out unless it’s with my girls

>>213923417
Heh that’s pretty funny

>>213923447
>proof
>the filtered image i am going to post

>>213923437
giga cope. you can read, draw, and lift.

>>213923463
i don’t post pictures of myself online, i don’t need the approval of actual losers on here

trimmed my chickens’ nails today and gave my leghorn a bath since she can’t stop matting her fluff with poop

>>213923438
Is there a diaspora of East Asians in Sexico like there are a lot of Japanese in Brazil?

why do faggots and men rate others so high?
extremely desperation?
>>213923473
ugly

>>213923438
based

>>213923479
Because men are hot

>>213923438
you and my best buddy are the same. he’s dating a white girl too despite exclusively watching JAV and always talking about how he needs a japanese bitch LMAO

>213923473
You are a loser as well if you hangout here, dipshit.

>>213923475
you live on a farm?

What was your first “home board” on 4chan? Like the first one you posted on regularly?

Mine was /mu/

>>213923479
girl who tf are uuu lmaooo

>>213923500
No I just keep a few chickens

>>213923497
Not really. /cum/ is normie central

>>213923510
/v/ from 2014-2016

>>213923514
Do you have a cock or only hens?

>>213923510
/b/ then /sp/

>>213923537
Just 4 hens

>>213923510
mine was also /mu/

>>213923510
/b/ starting in 2006

>>213923545
So you really don't have a cock?
Interesting.

>>213923510
actually same. was on there between 2014-2017 and left during the “A BABY HUH? A BABY?” era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8yweCungCE
On this shit

>>213923514
oh, right on. i had a neighbor who had some too. i think he died, though. his house went up for sale and i saw a younger lady talking with who i think was a realtor. poor guy. i wonder what happened to his animals. he had a friendly dog too.

>>213923510
/x/

>walking back home after getting groceries
>some store owner has a new board or something outside his store
>I walk past it while hes taking photos
>he looks pissed for whatever reason

>>213923547
>>213923561
Awesome lol. Some Animal Collective came on my playlist and it made me reminisce about the old /mu/ days.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pUD4MxgQZk

>>213923550
/b/ and now I just use int, tv, lit and x sometimes

I smell like shit

>>213923582
He was probably not mad because of you. You are not that special.

>>213923582
he's bothered because he's taking pics for a web page for a business he's not even sure will succeed. it wasn't you, a man would despise a pigeon flying near in that kind of mood.

blowing bubbles with his cum

>>213923589
kino, i literally got the urge to dust off my strawberry jam record last march out of nowhere. you got a last.fm?

my wife brought me some dirty panties to sniff from my neighbor... weird shit, they even got some shit stained

>>213923666
Gross

>turn on camara in random discord server at 30 years old
>people say i do not look 30
neat

i should be remastered

>>213923666
La bruja trying to cast some magico de pasion on you and get you wrapped up in some midsommar type shit

>>213923687
no one wants to be your master

skibidi rizz, my slime

pregnant latina horse twerk compilation

ribidi skizz redass co nap tanum faxed

>>213923681
>>213923694
that's what I said, but hey, beggars can't be choosers... I just really hope they are hers and not her husbands as some dude like to wear female panties

>>213923655
No unfortunately I don’t have one. Always intended to make one but I never did

>>213923685
I’m almost 23 and get told I look 15 all the time, had some hormonal balance issues that caused it but now it’s fixed
It’s nice looking young but a lot of women my age disregard me because of it. Only teenagers and other young looking people are interested in me

is there a 24h24 weed delivery service in major cities in canada or it's a prostimtutez related shit

>>213923685
Do they still ask for your drivers license when you want to buy alcohol?

>>213923741
Shut the fuck up you vapid golem. Your smoldering crater shithole is ground zero for the type of sodomite globalist mindvirus that has plagued the entirety of western civilization. The only thing you and every son of a bitch posting here under the US flag knows how to do, is kneel to blacks and worship transsexuals, fucking faggot. I can smell the cock on your breath from here. You believe that men can give birth. Anyone competent at your workplace has been replaced by a DEI hire. Go kneel to George Floyd and set yourself on fire for Palestine

>>213923731
you absolutely should. great tool for lots of stuff if you’re autistic about your music. you never made a topsters? picrel’s my last week

>>213923758
Haha okay Zhang

>>213923748
here they ""card'"" you until you look 50

>>213923758
Ni hao, bu de hen hao

>>213923655
I used last.fm for a year and stopped because I was thinking about stats everytime I listened to music

>>213923770
Why? Are the fines for selling alcohol to a minor so high?

>>213923781
you gotta just use it as a tool, not a social media platform. hard to rewire your brain to view it simply as utility. did you delete it?

>>213923765
No I never made any of that stuff lol. Maybe I should. Your topster looks cool. Lots of stuff I don’t know on there.

>>213923787
yup
5-15000 $(canadian) for the store

I’ve cultivated my letterboxd for maximum aura points with the filmtwt baddies

One third of Singapore's poulation are ethnic Indians, btw.
But I think that guy is just a bot.

>>213923789
I did delete it. Spotify's yearly wrap up is enough stats for me

i've never made a post that wasn't extremely high quality

I always capitalize my proper nouns but use lowercase otherwise

It's 9pm time to ride the peloton

>>213923708
>pregnant latina horse twerk compilation
beastiality is illegal

>>213923811
What movies do they like? I’m imagining stuff like Fellini or French New Wave stuff.

the hot black girl at the gym just stared at me for 3 seconds. see you incels later

I just the "extremley low quality" report option many times before but never for a post of a Canadian anon.

>>213923879
Does she have a big round ass?

>>213923879
Dude black girls are eaaasssyyyy you gotta approach her

braxton and jaxon go back to school soon

gonna take a joy cruise with the family.... not that kind of joy cruise you niggas, just burn some gas and eat take out

>>213923890
They need to watch out for the bully jocks, Braiden, Tyler, and Jayce.

>>213923866
It’s hard to impress those types anymore since they’re in an obscurity spiral nowadays, you’ve gotta go with entry level Hollywood auteurs like PTA and Wes Anderson, the feminine gaze loves their movies

>>213923884
She has what the zoomers would call a "gyatt"
>>213923887
I just might

>>213923907
Sounds like a good strategy, I do love me some PTA. I’m excited for his new movie,

>>213923889
Why is it a pit bull

>>213923825
idk i like having one place where i can see everything i’ve ever listened to lol. i can now look at what i was listening at each exact time of every age since november of 2018. it’s weirdly a catalogue of your life. i can see who i had been talking to at what time and what was happening in my life. very funny

>>213923934
Me too, gonna be hard to find time for it though since it’s almost 3h

I'm 26 and get confused for being 18
That's not a good thing though I have a babyface

>>213923891
Did you ever attend a cockfight in your country?

>>213923957
I get that, I'm just too autistic to use it without it dominating my mind when I listen to music

There is nothing wrong with being a poor incel loser creep sexless virgin freak
It is valid

>>213923953
Because they're the cutest lil guys

>>213923953
Easy to trace

>>213923953
I've wondered that myself. A toddler scented candle would have made more sense for that

>>213923963
same i got saved from being beaten to a pulp because the guy thought i was a minor and would catch extra charges

>>213923962
Oh damn I didn’t know that. I’m definitely gonna see it in theatres anyway. My bladder made it through Killers of the Flower Moon, so I should be fine.

>>213923969
I could, but I don't like that, also bull fighting... is kind of savage...

>>213924020
Wow, that black bull is a mad one.

Having spent enough time here I can confidently say Zoomers are dumber than Millennials, and that Boomers are dumber than Millennials. Gen Xers are the only group to match Millennial intellignece. Gen Alpha appear to be on track as the dumbest generation yet, their IQs will likely be in the double digits.

>>213924069
Most people's IQs are in the double digits.

https://sxyprn.com/post/68a175f40d221.html?sk=Romi-Rain&so=0&ss=latest

I think this is romi rains best video, she looks really good with the nun veil on

bait/memes i don’t fall for
>generation wars
>black guys vs white guys
>indian invasion
>school shootings
>orange fool

>>213924099
>>indian invasion
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>213924096
she looks hawt... not a fan of dicks tho

/cum/ is full of nitwits

>>213924099
certified civcuck moment

Anyone who posts here thinking they're smart is delusional. You literally post on /cum/ bro

think i sharted while doing squats

>>213924099
You can't resist transgender bait though, it seems

why do humans exist

>>213924131
you need to have a high iq to understand cum

>>213924069
The average person in developed countries today has a lower IQ than in the 90s (reverse Flynn effect).

>>213924099
I don’t mind them every once in a while. But it gets super boring when they’re the topic of discussion every single day.

>>213923879
Think of me when you’re having sex so I can lose my virginity too

How often do you think "I need to blow my load in her"

My brother is in a hotel room with his secret girlfriend right now probably having sex and that is revolting to think about

>>213924137
I do love my transwomen sir

I’m almost too smart to be considered a midwit.

>>213924099
Your post is a bait but here is your (You).

>>213924146
It all started when some molecules in a tide pool or hydrothermal vent started self replicating 4 billion years ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /cum/. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Jason's antics most of the jokes will go over a typical lurker's head. There's also Terrone's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from nazist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /cum/ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jason's existencial catchphrase "I'm half gay," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Goshcel's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a /cum/ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>213924176
kek

Give Bulgarian wife NOW

>>213924196
i love the one on the right.. who is she?

>>213924174
Gay bears like you will never have sex with a woman.

Failed nofap day 10.

>>213924243
That's not you

>Call 1-800-267-2001
>ALAAARRM FOOOORCE

Is the Dubai chocolate thing popular because it’s subliminally referring to how their sheikhs all hire Instagram whores for scat play

>>213924228
thats what you think

>>213924258
No

>>213924243
A Canadian anon has posted that selfie before.

>>213924258
>>213924267
It even looks like a chocolate bar full of poop

after years of putting it off, i've finally booked tickets for my first overseas trip (to grorious nippon desu). i will no longer be /cum/-only. i will be a citizen of the world.

>>213924258
its popular enough to make me want to try it but ive literally never seen dubai chocolate in person

my metab8 worked perfectly

>>213924279
For some reason all my friends are going to japan too and here I am all alone

came to this

>>213924303
pedo

>>213924275
That can't be healthy poop

vile.

>>213924279
Based tourist

My first kiss was a classmate boy in middle school. Then later he came out as gay and I homophobically bullied him in public and online. What a fuckin piece of shit I was. Felt like confessing this right now for no reason.

>>213924326
you kissed a dude and then made fun of him for being gay?

If I was Tesla I beat Thomas Edison ass fo stealin my idea

>>213924326
It was a different time

my room is my prison cell

>>213924301
> For some reason all my friends are going to japan too
exchange rate is cheaper for americans than most other points in the past 30 years. if you can swing it, it's a good time to do it. only caveat is that every other westerner is doing the same so some places are overcrowding.

If it’s any consolation my friend since elementary school killed one of our classmates in high school after they gay kissed and he regretted it so you could’ve done worse :/

/cum/ niggas be like:
>yeah I'm not gay *kisses a dude* fucking faggot

>>213924359
faggotry is an identity you can choose to not identify as it

>>213924342
Yep. That’s exactly what I did. Totally projecting my own insecurity and hurting somebody in the process. Like I said, piece of shit.
>>213924345
It was. But that was still wrong.

It’s ok to be bisexual in 2025 and still almost totally like women, you can do that now and no one will care

In middle school I partnered with this quiet nice kid for a school project and ghosted him when he asked me for my part of the assignment. he ended up doing all the work and I got an A

Why do women get to wear so much cool stuff and as a man you only get to wear a button up shirt and pants

>>213924401
faggot

>>213924355
Damn that’s really sad.

>>213923994
good idea

how many of you are turbo fucked next year
when benefits get cut across the board ?

>>213924406
sounds like you might be a gay man

>>213924408
forgive and forget tristan

i am black. i am gay. i am disabled

>>213923879
This wite latina at my gym, I feel we make eye contact way too often. The other day I caught her looking and instantly she looked away. idk man

>>213924420
get a job nigger

I played world of warcraft(project epoch) for 9 hours today

Got my human female paladin lvl 11(doing 50% xp challenge mode)

>>213924428
When you speak, I listen

>>213924413
Lmao that comic is so funny. The pitbull looks so happy

>>213924428
you are valid and stunning

>>213924433
why would i work in a Israeli pawn state?

I will confess that when I was 17 and still a virgin I was extremely horny and thus allowed a gay male acquaintance to suck my dick. I got grossed out in one second and told him to stop and left but yeah

>>213924355
Based two faggots gotten rid of
Two birds with one stone

>>213924433
This

I love having a naturally fat ass

>>213924455
These kind of experiences are common, don't worry

>>213924455
>I got grossed out in one second and told him to stop
Enjoying it in the moment but feeling guilt afterwards and regretting it is not "getting grossed out in one second"

>>213924473
same

Use this for the new one, Goshy!

>>213924473
Jealous. I have a hank hill booty

>>213924420
I’m on Medicaid and have been searching for a job and no one will reply to me. I have a degree. I’m applying to so many different fields, no skill and skilled. If I don’t find something by the time it expires I might actually die, I rely on my medicine to stay alive

>>213924312
It's amazing the extent to which women can be simply programmed
if we just got a hold of tiktok and showed them videos [robot voice] I LOVE AMERICA [one million likes] we could fix them in a couple weeks

>>213924455
Same thing happened to me except it was a filipino tranny. i almost vomited when i felt his mustache stubble on my dick and told him to stop

Last night I dreamt I had passionate, loving, gay sex with Nick Fuentes. Afterwards I beat the shit out of him and told him how much I hate cia agents and fbi spooks and shit.

>>213924486
He literally put his mouth on my dick and I immediately came to my senses and told him to get off. lol

>>213924495
do you have HIV?

>>213924505
>He literally put his mouth on my dick and I immediately came
Gaaaaayyy

i leave to poop for a few minutes and this is how gay /cum/ gets.

>>213924455
This is why you jerk off when you think shit like this

>>213924481
lol no fag

Gay posting is only funny when it's ironic. When it goes full jason/brian tier it's sad

>>213924473
can we share each others

>>213924513
No, obscure disorder from pituitary damage, think I mentioned it before and don’t wanna type out the spiel again
I’ll die in 2-3 days of dehydration no matter how much I drink without my medicine

The real problem is trying gay sex while still being homophobic deep down, if you don't actually care then it doesn't matter

Why do you talk about shit like that here when you have a whole board for lqbt stuff?

>>213924545
Damn that sucks anon

>>213924545
diabetes insipidus

>>213924571
Yep

>>213924547
yeah, that's the real problem. dudes catching hiv just don't have a wordly perspective.

>>213924505
If he wore a wig would you have stopped him?

>>213924455
>>213924481
Does this experience make you straighter than a man who never tries gay sex and thus never knows for sure if he is into it or not?