Thread 213924554

Bob edition

>>213921794

Yep

i genuinely cannot figure out how to leave my city. like i need a job before i go somewhere else, yet i can only manage to get job offers for places in my fucking city. why? i’m in a good career and i have decent experience for my age. what the fuck? am i just stuck here unless i wanna go all in and move somewhere unemployed?

Gays out out out!

>>213924582
yeah that's what grok told me

My gayposting appears ironic but actually reveals latent repressed desires haha just kidding cute guys are very yucky and I don’t want to kiss them.

>mom believes she is God
is every bio woman in 2025 like this?

i pee when i poo

the big guy just said no nato for ukraine
you heard it hear first

I'm the Pakistani Alain Delon

>calling your mom a bio woman
seek help

i wish i were in a better mood.

Zoomers are genuinely rude. I heard about the zoomer stare but I've found most are actually just lacking in basic manners, it's not even a generational thing it's just poor parenting.

>>213924657
>the zoomer stare
Boomers are the ones with a staring problem

>>213924657
shut up unc

>>213924455 #
>>213924481 #
Does this experience make you straighter than a man who never tries gay sex and thus never knows for sure if he is into it or not?

Finasteride made me gay but then the creatine made me ungay. The devil and god are fighting inside me.

Reading this native "villainess" isekai until I fall asleep I guess.

Stories with female protagonists are always so much better on average than male protagonist stuff.

Would be cool if we could change the topic.

>>213924700
There is a topic?

if a person makes a post you should reply to it so they feel like their thoughts are heard

why are we men becoming gay little bottom sissies at such alarming rates?

>>213924666
>>213924668
case in point.

Nobody's getting HIV from receiving oral sex are you stupid

>>213924721
women who are 5/10 will not put out for sub 8/10 men

New topic: Why are german 4chan boys so smoochable?

>>213924731
Brian-esque post

>>213924721
What’s with boomers being obsessed with assrape

>>213924714
Just stop the gay talk!

>>213924690
that's a shame as creatine makes you retain water and keeps you plump in alllll the right places

>>213924739
I thought most german's bald at age 20?

>>213924748
back in boomer times it was common to rape another man up the ass to assert dominance. there was nothing gay about it supposedly

>>213924749
We kicked your asses into the Stone Age for the right to be gay

canada, can't you just load up some gay porn and blast already so you can go back to being semi-normal? this whole routine you're doing is shameful.

>clicks u
>drags u into recycle bin
hasta la vista asshole

>>213924745
Only way you're getting HIV from it is if the person sucking it is bleeding from their mouth and you have an open wound in your penis

>>213924739
Did you ever watch Brokeback Mountain with your friends?

i’m a monster. i’ve only brought pain, death, and deception to people’s lives

Just found out the address bar can be changed from top to bottom

>>213924791
literally dangerously retarded post

>>213924750
I will continue to plumpify my ass regardless
>>213924775
I only masturbate to boobies and vaginers

I'm a badass. i've smoked hella weed, drank hella beer, and kicked ass at hella video games with the bros

>>213924769
Yeah and that's the problem.

>>213924801
why'd you do it

Brokeback Mountain was terrible. Every movie about jasonkin is either about AIDS or homophobia. Lesbiankino would never

>>213924805
wish my address were a bar! haha

>>213924796
I’ve actually never seen that film. I’ve heard it’s very good though!

>>213924820
i just can’t stop myself from being a compulsive liar. every lie i’ve told has led people down awful paths, i’m indirectly responsible for sending my ex friend down his path to his own OD and death

>>213924824
based recovering alcoholic anon

>>213924681
Men who say they tried it and didn't like it are lying. Put a fujo with big titties who wants to watch and they're 100% down to get their dick sucked again

>>213924791
Anon it can be transmitted from semen contact with mucous membranes (inside of your mouth)

why aren't you gooning anon?
is something wrong?? :o

>>213924805
>phone poster

>>213924831
Jake Gyllenhaal looks so cute with cowboy boots.

Almost sat my ass down on the toilet not knowing the seat was up

>>213924853
yes… mommy… must… goon….

>>213924503
>right wing Nick Fuentes haters are homosexuals who fantasize about Nick being gay like them and a spook even tho he's neither

are you a member of the buena vista social club

>213924882
Do not reply to me

>>213924882
You are a pedophile

>>213924882
>
>

>>213924853
Already did it today but maybe I'll do it again

>>213924867
did that before in the middle of the night when I woke up to take a piss
sat down because I tired and didn't want to stand - horrifying time

I really wanna be able to do anal play but all I can do is prostate fingering cause I hate anal training
All the lube you have to buy runs up the cost and it takes forever to do

Nick makes a lot of valid points about neo conservativsm

>>213924850
I know, but we were talking about contracting it if you're only getting your dick sucked

>>213924865
I bet. Heath Ledger being dead is still a bummer though.

What skill/certification can I learn/earn to get paid in 2-5 months?

>>213924928
CDL

who when why where and how did we start calling Turkey Turkiye

>>213924952
They legally changed their name a couple years ago

Jenna Ortega needs to get BLEACHED by me

>>213924980
sure but we dont call germany deutchland or poland polska

>>213924980
Lol they couldn't stand the bants

>>213924926
something was weird about that. i have no reason to think so, but a young man in good health accidentally killing himself with dozers? nah. something was going on there. he was either abusing, and his folks wanted to keep it quiet, or someone offed him.

sometimes I make shitposts on reddit that are so good that I can't stop laughing at them
I am a comedian at heart

>>213924951
yeah maybe

>>213924993
cause theyre not KARA BOGA like turkiye

>>213925018
I listen to Addison Rae

>>213924992
Brazilians and Argentinians consider this white in their countries ijbol

>>213925007
Wow, another thread with a lsut-inducing image and time-wasting question! That's all outer /int/ is about these days.

>>213925018
isn't that guy dead

>>213924992
NEED to fuck her petite latina body

Made an actually interesting thread and it will die with 0 replies because it's not jeetspam or pvt gomez on shore in japan

>>213925095
guess it wasn't that interesting

>>213925101
I disagree
>>213925044

>>213925095
>pvt gomez on shore in japan
what?

You owe me sex and I'm here to collect

>>213925129
bit faggy of you, faglord

>>213925124
Every japanese poster is a us Marine or a passport bro
No exceptions

>>213925137
No, you're a girl

>>213925122
even God knew to create lava traps to keep the jeets in india

fuck my stupid mundane wagie chungus life

>>213925141
ohh okay, i get you. well, i would too. come on, you'd post some silly stuff if you knew it would have a foreign flag attached. shoot, i'd just wanna say hello to you guys. i'd be too excited. "i'm in japan! they took me on a boat ti japan!" haha

does it ever get better

jarvis massage my ass

>>213925173
I'm not a girl but if you buy me a cute dress and panties I'll pretend to be a girl 4u

What do you call a short Puerto Rican?

A speck!!

What do you call a fat Chinese guy?

A chunk!!

what do you call a hairy African

gorilla!

I want some of those winn dixie club sandwiches and a cherry slush alani

pov: ur a soldier in africa

What do you call a guy that killed his entirely family because his wife wanted a divorce?
White!

>>213925282
Family annihilation occurs in all races, unfortunately

I think I have a serious problem with mood stabilization

>>213925280
Moonman moonman
Can't you see

.

I think I'm gucci mane in 2006

>>213925323
Still haven't a source for this that isn't Twitter

>>213925323
british shocked

I smell like 7/11 pizza after I work out

>>213925331
Its fake
They just want to re live the famous story of tpb telling hollywood "we are swedish not american, fuck off"

>>213925331
>Saar I only believe pozzed cnn

>>213925222
it does. but it gets worse, too. and it kind of keeps going like that, back and forth. and it's never when you anticipate. the things you dream of rarely happen how you'd want, and the things you dread are never as frightening as you imagine. bruce lee has that famous quote, "be water, my friends." and his daughter wrote a whole book about his philosophy in life, his mantra. it's total crap. she's totally up her own ass about being a famous guy's daughter, but i bought it! i bought that dumb book because i thought it would help me, but it didn't. what i wanted did not happen, and my trying left me disappointed. you know what would have worked a lot better? if i had not worried about my state and had a decent breakfast and a multivitamin.

>>213925351
*Sniffs you*

Ever cum on your own face?

>>213925405
Yes

because a girl like you is impossible to find

>>213925419
Nice me too

>>213925376
i was with you until you mentioned goyfast. breakfast is unironically a corporate jewish lie to make you obese and slavelike

>>213925351
i smell like weed. never smoked pot, but i know what it smells like, and that's what my B.O. smells like. maybe because i eat a fairly grassy diet? i'm not a vegetarian or anything, i just like potatoes, broccoli and corn.

>>213925405
I mean I've eaten it

>>213925433
well, okay, a cup of coffee then. but you see what i'm saying.

Gonna start my own country and call it Fapua Nu Guinea

the rumours are true...

>>213925472
You are cringe, correct.

>>213925483
what the fuck
clearly you're out of the loop

dinner is salsa on cold french fries

>>213925472
>rumours
Why do Canadians use the British spelling instead of the American one?

>>213925500
Because they are cucks who still suck the king's cock

>>213925500
we're a commonwealth country

>>213925492
sounds good. why cold though?

I've been re-watching degrassi while bedrotting
Thank you canada

>>213925513
G-d save king Charles!

>>213925515
I can't be bothered to warm them up
it doesn't matter

I once sang "vertigo" by the famous band U2 to a starving African child, I think I enriched his life

I regard Queen Elizabeth II as the Eternal Queen. She’s the only monarch I serve.

Im a brown latino and I go to church only to get a White wife, preferable from northern europe (not anglo though)

ill never get another swe job i fear

>>213925560
Why don't you want a brown latina wife?

finna creampie Queen Victoria

>>213925587
if you pick swedes over germanic women youre a cuck

Hahahahahahahaha

>>213924554 (OP)
Open bob

>>213925609
>El Pepperoni

>>213925556
yeah she was dope

Destiny's son is a Nazi

>brown latino marries white woman
>white supremacists (including white latinos who are white supremacists) seethe

>>213925575
I wouldn't be opposed to marrying a White latina. I've only ever found blondes attractive.

Lot's of american latinas are also massive whores and have fucked tons of men. I think America tends to corrupt lots of people especially women.
>>213925598
>>213925587
>>213925609
any women is fine, I just don't really like anglo women.

Chased down a homeless guy and raped him every day after work until he became a tranny. Now hes a fagabond

>>213925639
why do you keep posting this bakery are you trying to dox someone or something

fucking zoomoids smdh jfc

I'm a white existenceist. I want a future where white people exist

>spics don't want to marry this
why are you gey

>>213925690
This is a white latina, depending on who you ask

>>213925662
I have a picture and I just use it
>Woah hey look at this Costco I'm totally trying to dox the lady who gives out free Philly cheese steak samples

I am quite sure that one day, perhaps far in the future, there will be zero living white people.

>>213925676
What are you doing to ensure this future?

Crazy that the head mod is half indian and half black

>>213925690
>>213925705
that is a White latina. She would be a local anywhere in Portugal or Spain.

Does she really look like she's 90% indigenous?

there really is no time to post on 4chan when you're gaming like i am, if i had a job i'd probably quit 4chan entirely

>>213925709
why would you post this are you trying to dox Costco employees or something

Just applied antibiotic ointment
Going to take pills for it too

>>213925741
Yes! Monica is a bitch! She forgot to put my Japanese black thunder chocolates in the bag!

im back

lil bro thinks Polysporin gonna cure his AIDS

so do you guys think I will be successful in getting a White wife

be honest

>>213925719
I doubt it. If you mean the appearance. CRISPR will be fully functional for comprehensive gene editing within 200 years

get on tf2

You can't turn a hoe into a house husband

>>213925769
why do you want one?

where am i gonna find my gf

Thinking of this one AI Pepe image where he's fit as fuck and his shirt says "fat woman lover, not proud"
Fucking hilarious

>>213925810
Look on an escort site

>>213925774
that boy is lovely

>>213925810
At the gf store

>>213925810
you just not gonna

>>213925810
where did your dad meet your mom?

>>213925812
Post it then!

>>213925777
My computer can't run it properly

Where are your guys friends? Busy getting their butts cummed in?

>>213925781
I already told you, I've only found blondes attractive. I've never dated a white women though desu so idk how they are
>>213925787
I want a blonde german wife from bavaria

not a fan of the gays if i'm being honest

>>213925827
His dad met his mom on the corner retard

>>213925836
Don't have it saved unfortunately

I think it’s gross when women have those really long fake fingernails. Even if they’re only sorta long.

Is corn healthy?

>>213925838
i dont have friends

>>213925863
Not really no.

>>213925841
I want to have sexo sex with a Brazilan tit cow like pic related but we can't always get what we want.

>>213925870
Fuck, it's the tastiest vegetable

>>213925827
My mom was a groupy for my dad's band

>>213925864
Die then I guess idk

>>213925827
At a bar

>>213924601
You are very pink and tight

Jordan Peele has turned into a real shitdick

>>213925890
he tk her 2 da bar?

My mom got married and had my oldest brother at 17. Now I'm wondering if my parents had a shotgun wedding. I've never asked

>>213925761
It's Mupirocin and an infected cut

>>213925915
No he met her at a bar and invited her to a party

Submit to Rome nigga

>>213925897
Do he and Key still talk

>>213925896
Thanks bro

I have like $140k saved I should just sell my house and move to Costa Rica and live like a king for a while.

>>213925864
Ohnononononooooo
FRIENDLESS IDIOT!!! FRIENDLESS IDIOT!!! FRIENDLESS IDIOT!!!

>>213925942
can i have just like 40k of it? i need to move out but dont have enough to pay cash for a house around here

>>213925942
NO GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRIES.

Latin America for Latinos.

twink stink

>>213925897
the gayest black man with the jewest woman
a match made in hollywood for sure

i'm just a love machine
and i won't work for nobody but you

>>213925956
No I don't believe in charity of money, only of my time and energy. I can donate some advice to you if you'd like.

i... i gooned....

>>213925942
Costa Rica is the 4th whitest country in Latin America btw

Is gay sex halal?

>>213925958
Hope you get ICE'd

Lice removal ASMR

>>213925967
Consider it a subprime loan then
I might be able to pay it back at some point, I might not

>>213925958
>our countries
>American flag

go back to Mexcio

>>213925977
as halal as eating pork and drinking alcohol everyday

>>213925967
I’m a different anon, but I’ll take some advice. I’m the classic wayward 4chan loser type guy. A sort of directionless sensitive young man. What’s your sage advice, anon?

If I become rich I would gift all you cummies a 4chan pass.

>>213926007
We are just gonna pretend like there isn't that page in the Quran where Muhammad sticks his tongue in another guy's mouth?

>>213926010
Thanks but I already have one

>>213925863
Nixtamalized corn is pretty nutritious, at least relative to other starches like wheat or potatoes. In it’s natural form it’s not so great tho

>>213926008
I'd need to know what you want out of life, and what you've gotten out of it so far.
>>213925998
I'm giving you a bursary of knowledge, no strings attached: begging is the quickest way to ensure you remain a failure forever.

Got an issue? Here's a tissue

>>213926010
id rather some 4chan ass

>>213926008
get a gun and start popping heads

>>213926022
Thank you for supporting 4chan.

Evens I read A Hero of Our Time
Odds I read Madame Bovary
Dubs I get Runescape membership and AFK grind the new gem crab during work

I dream of seeing a vagina one day

>>213926027
Ask Brian then!

>>213926045
Live your dream in Thailand

Brian has AIDS and hopefully he dies in a driveby shooting.

>>213926051
he said vagina

>>213925981
>>213926000
the same will be done to you if you land in our countries. Except you'll be deported nude as an extra humiliation ritual

AIDS is a spook

hmm
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wOplklxVido

>>213926062
No it won't, people love Canadians. Literally everyone welcomes us to their country because we're respectful and we spend money. We tip good too.

>>213926062
Nigga do you even speak spanish?

>>213926025
I guess my problem is that I don’t know what I want. I’d like a fulfilling career where I can support myself. I’d like to find love. I want to enjoy my life.

>>213926065
The way I interpreted this is probably not what you meant but it's funnier

>>213926061
They have female hookers there in addition to ladyboys

>white people
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nOVdH05Tqss

>>213925760
https://youtu.be/DXeeY9D9u94?feature=shared

>>213926097
Me when I hear the word seamen in a nautical context

Men are gayer than women on average

>>213926105
I can't watch it. Is the link broken?

>>213926088
obvio
>>213926083
yes but you're anglo so you just have no connection to Iberia-America besides fucking it over and false flagging our countries to try and kick the Hispanic Monarchy out of the new world.

Only Germans, Iberians, and Italians are welcome

>>213926122
Women suck dick for money

>>213926105
>IN THE BACK OF MY CADILLAC
>*sexy guitar lick*

>>213926094
Pick the goal that is most likely to facilitate the other goals if it's achieved. For example, if your living situation sucks and you don't have good transportation, work on getting a better job. That'll give you more money, you can get a better place to live and a decent car. That boosts confidence and then you can work on finding a girl. I used to live at home and it was a major hindrance, how was I supposed to bring a girl back to my parents basement?
Don't get impatient either, expect 5-10 years before you're in a really comfy position.

If you don't have goals set out in a fairly clear way you will just drift aimlessly. Goal setting sounds gay and corporate but it's actually very useful.

>>213926138
Some men do too

>>213926105
Kiss may be a bunch of circlekins but their 70's stuff is pretty good
STRUTTER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DDus_S-Tr4

>>213926148
Name 1.

>>213926083
The Canadians you’re talking about will soon be a distant memory like White South Africans

>>213926173
Me

if you're a virgin how do you know you love pussy

>>213926174
You have to be white to truly be Canadian, so you may be correct.

>>213926179
Based.

>>213926181
I get excited at the thought of it

>>213926138
Men have sex with crossdressers out of desperation

people act like having a second language is an excuse for being bad with the other. like, nigger, you're shit in the other one too.

>>213926199
Is that the fault of the man or the women for not putting out

>>213926199
Some of us like our men manly

>>213926181
I have seen pictures of naked women and it makes the pp hard

>>213926147
I think you’re right, adviceanon. I live with my mom and it’s comfy but it’s definitely not conducive for the future I eventually want. A better job is gonna be necessary to make that happen. That should be my number one focus. Thanks big dawg.

Last 40 minutes of Black Cat Appreciation Day

I need to break her in

>>213926215
>was molested by a manly man when he was 10

>>213925877
DAMN!

>>213926184
This isn’t entirely true. Jarome Iginla is as Canadian as they come and I won’t hear a word otherwise.

submit to rome nigga

>>213926123
alexa, play"back in the new york groove" by the seminal rock group named "kiss".

>>213926247
You confuse my life with your life

Ah well

>>213926236
i, for uno, am not a fan of negro felines.

listening to the saudi arabian national anthem

>>213926265
That bitch never understands me correctly. I always have to yell at her.

>>213926266
I’m not even a believer but I know Christ would have done the same thing. That was like the whole thing.

>>213926287
>OKAY GARMIN

>>213926254
>Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla
I expected him to be black as Ninjaman but he's an octoroon

>>213926097
i miss among us sus
now its all mustard, mango, 67 bullshit

>>213926291
Yes, which is exactly the problem with christcuckery

>>213926312
I think he’s half. His Dad came from Nigeria.

>Unless you eat my flesh and drink my blood you will not enter the kingdom of heaven
what did he mean by this

>Latinx supremacist
>Wants to marry a White woman instead of a Latina
Many such cases. Sad.

>>213926332
Too early.

>>213926332
>Early thread
What compels you to do this

>>213926325
Compassion and service to others is the problem with Christianity? I don’t think I can agree with that lol.

>>213926254
>muh nwordball
He has to go back

God the melancholic is strong today

>>213926360
Lol he was born here dummy. Seethe all you want.

>>213926373
I don’t give a fuck who is born where. It’s by blood

>>213926384
Boo hoo nigga

>>213926371
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkrdYm3HPQ&pp=ygURQmxhZGV1bm5lciBhcmFkaW8%3D