Thread 213927842

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Dubai poo chocolate edition

My brothers gf recently got diagnosed with stage 3 cancer and I was kinda glad
Does this make me a bad person?

>>213927866
wow I want a bang bang now

Yah, just torrented your video. Next time take three dicks.

i had a nightmare where i had a cool leather jacket but it was a little too tight and my jeans were a little too baggy and it looked awkward

>>213927826
You’re asking about dozens of regular posters, and it’d take paragraphs to describe the nuances of each one. You’ve really just got to lurk moar to see it yourself.

>>213927878
LOL wasn't this a comment from someone trolling some stupid pornstar and she got really mad?

>>213927866
Elbows too pointy, would NOT have sex with her

rape was especially rough today

Mestizos are Aryan

>>213927883
I had a dream that I was chasing my father down a hallway and when I finally caught up with him I tried to hug him but he kept pushing me away. I started crying and he kept shoving me away.

>>213927878
that's that tweet! where the lady got all outraged

>>213927910
aw he loves you

At one point I thought I had been identified as a regular but it seems I've slipped inconspicuously back into the shadows

>>213927732
>Gavin Newsom comes from a relatively privileged background. He was born into a prominent San Francisco family with strong ties to the city's political and financial elite.
The face of democracy desu, also par for the course that dems think everybody peaked in highschool

>>213927875
Yeah

played twilight princess for 5 1/2 hours

Dubs and I post my high school photos

>>213927925
Which version?

>>213927878
>>213927893
>>213927914
I got u

>>213927925
ill b ur twilight princess :3

>>213927875
Depends how annoying the girl is

I was just listening to a linguistic history video and the presenter said something happened in the year 10,000

I have no idea what year he was actually trying to say

>>213927943
The one and only time I will ever admit a jeet was based

>>213927943
>thought I would never be able to do anal again

should I tell my latino parents that they converted to protestantism from catholicism in part because the CIA and Mossad have engaged in covert operations to push protestantism as they are easier to control and infiltrate than Catholicism? or am I going to sound too schizo and scare them

>>213927951
I never met her but what it sounds like he could REALLY do better

finna rip some nugs and have a panic attack

>>213927943
>In June I got injured and thought I would never be able to do anal again.

finna cop some gummies

bedtime for me, gn my sweet princes.

>>213927925
I wish I could too but my Wii broke

>>213927971
Just make theological arguments

>>213927904
Por que no te callas

>>213927943
I feel bad for lana. She's was clearly mentally ill before getting into porn.

>>213927943
*rapes her*

>>213927971
You should tell them to self-deport

When this movie comes out you're gonna need two dicks

You DO have a ps5, right anon?

>>213928023
I have a ps3

>>213928023
No I'm a PC gamer.

>>213928015
silence glownigger, do not speak unless spoken to
>>213927994
i’m not a theologian though

Hitler loved Mestizos

>>213928023
hm-mm. xbox.

>>213927971
>CIA MADE US DO IT O ALGO WE WUZ AZTECS

>>213928040
Specs?
>inb4 clean fingernails
No

>>213928023
My last console was an Xbox 360
t. PC master race

>>213927943
>THIS IS STEALING!!
wagie vibes, reminds me of the fat guy trying to block the guy from taking a phone pic at the amusement park

Can "theology" be used as a substitute for religion? Grammatically speaking

>>213928072
No

>>213928067
>xfx
pleb tier

>>213928067
>specs
Idk I just use my laptop and get a refund if the game can't run on it

>>213928023
I don't play video games.

How is Battlefield any different from CoD

there's a tragic irony in professional mma. the guys can fight, but they don't want to harm each other. the women want to kill the other, but they can't fight. haha

I don’t know the secret combination of words to get laid

>>213927842 (OP)
Impulse bought one of these while high the other night and almost ate the whole thing in one sitting it was surprisingly good

>>213928103
hello bby jirl you want to give me some fuck yes?

>>213928101
Fighting is interesting, cause the better you get at it the worse you get at everything else due to CTE

>>213928100
bigger maps where you walk around for 5 seconds and then get sniped by someone from halfway across the map
>inb4 skill issue

>>213928072
Theology must include a God. Religion doesn't require one.

>>213928103
"I'll give you $5 million if you let me have you for the night"
Every woman has a price.

>>213928119
Snipers ruin EVERY fps game they are in. There is not a single fps that benefits from a sniper class

>>213928132
sounds like you need to GIT GUD, SCRUB

>>213928139
It’s funny but she looks like a nice lady

>>213928139
Yikes

>>213928124
I'm sure you're right but I can't think of one religion that doesn't include a God

>>213928119
BF6 doesn't have big maps though they're half the size of BF3/4 which where 2 generations ago so now there is literally no difference between it and cod

>>213927942
GC(emulated on dolphin)

>>213928100
battlefield is like big ass maps and you can drive tanks and planes and helicopters and all that shit. cawwadoody has that mode in a lot of the games, but most of the time it's like 6v6 with just guns

>>213928167
Buddhism

>>213928139
does this work???

>>213928167
As the other anon said, Buddhism, and many hunter-gatherer animistic religions don’t have a central god figure either

>>213928181
Buddha is a God according to Buddhism

>>213928167
Confucianism and Taoism. Some Buddhist sects as >>213928181 said.

welp it's about time for me to jack off to tranny porn
see you guys in 10 min

>>213928209
>Confucianism and Taoism
I considered those as ways of life, like Stoicism, not religion. But I guess a religion can be described as a way of life

>>213928181
If theology is about God, then what's the analogue to theology for something like buddhism called?

>>213928218
see you in ten minutes, weirdo.

>>213928228
I thought theology was the study of all religions?

So do Indian Hindus really believe all those crazy gods?

>>213928072
No, they’re not equivalent. Theology is a discipline of study, like other -ology academic disciplines, such as geology or biology. Theology is the study of God, from a religious perspective. They’re related, but you can have religion without theology, while you can’t have theology without religion.

>>213928172
What about your personal and professional life

>>213928238
I think of theology as like philosophy but for religion
it's basically christ-tards trying to answer difficult and abstract questions like the problem of evil, or something

>>213928258
He's my boyfriend and we are the most successful gay couple on OnlyFans

Jerked off to try on hauls

>>213928276
>try on hauls
?

>>213928228
There are analogous terms like “religious studies” that are more neutral on that point

If I had infinite dicks, at every single possible moment one of my dicks would statistically be ejaculating
I don't have infinite dicks however

Why is it called theology? You would think there would be a word for God or Religion in there instead of "the"

>>213928279
Women dressing and undressing

>>213928287
Idk but I've met two girls names Thea in my life and they were both CUNTS

>>213928225
Yah, religion is a difficult word to define. Traditionally the east would consider it more of a 'way of life' while the west would consider the need of a God. I think popular culture has taken the eastern approach over time. Just think of how often people call politics a religion.

>>213928276
I've seen so many sandal try-ons its insane

>>213928288
I guess I can't make fun of you for this because it's less degenerate than porn...

>>213928238
Theos = God
-logy = Study

>>213928282
>There are analogous terms like “religious studies”
Well i was thinking of what the analog would be from within buddhism, as to what they call the people in their religion who dedicate themselves to abstract questions about buddhist teachings

>>213928287
θεός

>>213927877
It's a barq

>>213928315
Oh shit that makes sense

im back

>>213928320
I think they would just call them a scholar.

just had sex for the first time. its kind of weird though because my girlfriends vagina looked EXACTLY like a penis. like exactly, except the fact that it was bigger than mine. but i guess it doesn't matter really because shes obviously a girl, I mean, she fricken says shes a girl all the time and everyone calls her miss and MA'AM constantly. She is 100% a strong independent woman. The fact that she held me down and fucked my ass proves it. Imagine how empowering it must be for her to be bigger and stronger than her boyfriend. Thats ok though i like muscular tall women. Only an incel wouldn't like a tall, muscular woman with a big hard vagina, like my girlfriend has

>>213928320
There are lots of different sects of Buddhism with wildly different practices, but as one example, in Tibetan Buddhism one could loosely compare a Christian theologian with a “lama,” hence the title “Dalai Lama”

>>213928193
yes but you have to explicitly say kill myself or suicide or something. "take my own life" is an icky ick way to say it. weak, soft, flimsy, gay. dry vaginas on the spot.

Mi tink mi gwan tek mi own life

>>213928392
>Have sex with me or I'll kill myself!
Even I get the ick.

wuz good niggaz

>>213928415
I'm chilling on the bathroom floor

>>213928392
No it's far better to threaten homicide
threaten to bash her brains out. it works more times than you'd think

>>213928406
LOL

I'm having trouble convincing ChatGPT that Muhammad doesn't deserve to be respected or worshiped

>>213928431
Parents fighting outside?

>>213928431
ewwwwwwwwwwww wtf wtf nasty

>>213928437
kek

>>213928437
Pfft haha

I'm finna buss the glock on my own damn self

goodnight

>>213928438
sometimes i have conversations in ebonics with ChatGPT.
it just tells me to stop over and over

>>213928441
I moved out like 8 years ago
>>213928442
How? It's a clean place.

what's that thing sumo guys do? where they fling some rice(?) and slap their belly.

>>213928479
Some kinda ritual to ward off yokai

>>213928458
el perro durmiente

>>213928442
the bathroom floor is pretty good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty

>>213928262
it's true but you make such an adorable little femboy bottom that all the prison gays love you

Latest Don Troiani painting
>Assault on the Spring Hill Redoubt , October 9, 1779. Sergeant William Jasper presses forward with the blue flag of the 2nd South Carolina Regiment . Despite many gallant attempts on the British held redoubt the combined French and American attack failed with very heavy losses including Sergeant Jasper. The soldiers in red coats are the French Irish Dillon Regiment.

>previous operation could not be completed due to low memory
What the fuck does that mean

>>213928499
u need mo memories nigga

>>213928499
download more ram

>>213928499
Close out some apps on your phone

Show me your rizz face

>>213928496
Including the phrase "image bank" in sharp contrast with the rest of the painting is quite an interesting stylistic choice. what do you think the artist is trying to tell us with this bold design?

>>213928258
personal life? I fuck your mother every evening
professional life? pfft fuck that she's giving me your inheritance, kiddo.

>>213928520
troons these days smdh

Do you ever think about your own appearance during sex?

>>213928564
The only time I've had sex I didn't think about my appearance at all because I figured she's already naked in my room so it must be fine

I am watching an skateboarding competition and in the middle there was a short throwaway ad. Guy said
>you can get two red bulls when you go to a store and buy two red bulls

>>213928492
LOL

>>213928538
He's mentioned before that his paintings he posts online get stolen so that's what the watermark is for.

the scariest thing in history happened 66 million years ago when an asteroid hit the most perfect kill shot ever, caused every possible weather disaster, covered the world in darkness for 2 years, and killed every dinosaur larger than a house cat in less than 24 hours

Girl humor

>>213928520
shes perfect

>>213928539
Yeah go stick another hairbrush up your ass

>>213928564
How is a bitch going to have a moment to look at me and think about my appearance while she’s in animalistic ecstasy

>>213928585
Scariest thing in history was easily survived by our ancestors since they could just burrow underground and wait it out

when you think you have another beer left but reach in the fridge and there's nothing there

>>213928538
It’s okay to admit you’re getting pleb filtered by modern art

>>213928610
I've got beers in my fridge but you can't have any

>>213928588
Reminds me of a video of some idiot playing Russian roulette but he pulled the trigger 4 times in a row and died

>>213928617
what the fucks your problem bud

>>213928576
Yeah I figured
I'm trying to write a sex scene and I want to describe the POV character's sex face but can't think of how to do that other than making him hyperaware of his own expressions.

>>213928626
alcoholism

>>213928588
I have heard that song on radio. That's not even sampling. That's just ripping off he whole song and putting some different bullshit hack lyrics over it.

>>213928626
they'd be warm by the time they got to canada anyways

I can't have any alcohol until supervised probation ends

>>213928564
yeah. i try not to, because it kills all the heat. but a lady i was with had a headboard mirror, and i was looking at myself and how silly i looked trying to impress this gal. i almost lost it. i had to kind of go into a rabbit-hump and hurry and finish. i guess i chose to come off as a quick-shot than a limpy haha

>>213928619
I think I know what video you're talking about. Does he give permission to use his death as a memecoin in the beginning? Can you hear his agonal breathing afterwards?

>>213928648
are you the black guy

>>213928658
Yeah. What was his deal

>>213928648
Just have a cold one, we won't tell

>>213928648
Damn do you have to blow on a breathalyzer or how is it enforced?

>>213928458
goodpepsi

>>213928648
*alien abducts you and anal probes you*

>>213928695
rip dogs been dead like 15 years

Imagine getting abducted by aliens but they're actually Nazis from the moon

>>213928730
No doxxing me please

>>213928756
pfft fucking moon nazis, so hoity toity and looking down on us antartica nazis smdh

I eat pizza like every other day but iit's fine cause i'm active
i guess my heart will go kabloom someday when im like 50, but that's a problem for future me who doesn't exist yet

>>213928767
how are you active

>>213928764
Who would win:
Mars Nazis or Agartha Nazis

>>213928791
@gork

>Little darlin'
>I feel that ice is slowly melting
>Little darlin'
>It seems like years since it's been clear

You want to bet on a dude fucking an alligator

>>213928804
Mars Nazis are a clear winner. That's why we must invade the red planet and rid the galaxy of this evil menace. Please donate all your money to SpaceX so we can achieve this goal and keep the universe safe.

Remember when begging for donations was something only poor people do? Now you have millionaires begging for donos on twitch

Guys please support the stream

>>213928879
wtf I HATE Elon Musk now!!

Bro I gotta be honest your streams helped me through some real dark times

ok but the streamer actually cares about me, we're friends

>>213928951
i lold

>>213928951
My brother Daryl LOVED this song… until he got diagnosed with stage 5 cancer and killed himself…

>>213928683
Random saliva tests. I don't think they're sensitive enough to pick up if I had half a beer the day before, and they're probably not testing me often though

>>213928986
>Donkey Kong Country 2 - Stickerbrush Symphony

the only streamer i like is jerma

Is it weird for a guy to rest his legs on a girl's lap

>>213929028
I wonder what’s for dinner

Beautiful brown third world girls posting pics of themselves half naked in their metal shacks....

I don’t watch twitch hardly ever anymore. But I used to watch a lot of Vinesauce Vinny and Joel.
>>213929037
fren

>>213928783
I do frequent weight lifting and calisthenics. I work a physical job that leaves me sore

>>213929056
Same

>>213928662
I'm white

>>213929070
>I work a physical job that leaves me sore
Gay prostitute?

Gotta love when art accounts post every thought that comes to their mind, like yeah man that's why I followed you

Gotta love when fart accounts post every thought that comes to their mind, like yeah maam that's why I followed you

Another dead rat in the yard

>>213929056
Never got Vinny's appeal. As for Joel I watch the vods and fan edits on youtube.

You think a living creature, even something as small as a mosquito, has ever been killed by the stench of a fart

>>213929131
Don’t gay niggas shove living gerbils or whatever up their rectums all the time

>>213929115
I think Vinny was occasionally funny but mostly just a pretty chill let’s-player. I also appreciated that he didn’t do cringy streamer begging and shit like that. It was just a little more old school I guess. But I haven’t watched in a few years really.

I really don't know who I am anymore

>>213929141
Doesn't directly answer my question does it

>>213929002
ok but fr the song from the DKC2 underwater level is legit good

There ain't nothing in Chicago for a monkey woman to do

>>213927842 (OP)
This picture gives me Dubaiarrhea

>>213929149
Corruptions and weird sunday streams are fun but he rarely does them anymore. Not since the allegations anyway.

>>213929152
Maybe that means you can be anything you want to be.

>>213929199
LOL

>>213929152
ur name's fred, ur a canadian alcoholic, and you dislike jeets but not enough to actually do anything about it since they wouldn't fuck off for $100

I SUPPOSE I ought to go to bed, but I don't really wanna yet

>>213929221
Kek

>>213929273
If I told you I was waiting for you, would that make you more eager?

>>213929303
that dice is not very lucky

>>213929306
bottom text

Going to be. Later.

>>213929303
Munchbox and muscle belt

>>213929303
obviously post it notes, turn paper into hundred dollar bills, use at busy stores, bam

I’ve prone-masturbated for so long that that my pubic hairs dug slightly into my penis

>>213929360
They'll take off the post-it-note and realize it's just a piece of paper.

>>213929303
Old pocket watch to make massive bets on shit like sports games after finding out the outcome and rewinding time for a sure thing

I'm going to visit North Macedonia.
I've always wanted to go somewhere weird and unraveled, this seems like a good idea!

>>213929303
Pocket watch and Post-it-notes

>>213929408
Un-traveled, not unraveled

>>213929408
the western half of that country is like half albanian

>>213929463
*unravels macedonia*

I want to travel Northern Japan

>listening to a great song about being a loser
>they were 19 when they made it and i'm in my 30s

>>213929482
Albanians are scary

>>213929485
Nooooo you can't do that!

>>213929303
I'd either go with lost compass and post it notes to money maxx.
You could just ask it to point you towards hidden treasures & post it note is very versatile and could easily be used to make money or all kinds of other things
Otherwise I'd go with feathered earrings and the mirror to satisfy my inquisitive side

lol

>>213927994
"You see, the sky corpse that you believe in is slightly wrong, please convert to this sky corpse version."

everything's a racket

>visit American state
>try to look at porn
>blocked by government
>switch to my mobile data from the hotel wifi
>porn works
Leafs win again.

porno addicts these days smdh

kinda weird they think it's ok to wear this to the gym but get embarrassed at the grocery store. both are public places you know

>>213929912
>Ughhh i'm so embarrassed that's why I'm posting my ass onto tik tok like oh my gosh what if some incel creep sees it! anyways here's some more videos of my ass that I'm so embarrassed about ughh

>>213929944
So true

>>213929765
Which shithole state are you in that blocks porn?

>>213930028
North Dakota blocks it. Great state otherwise. I forgot that I was going to run into this problem, while I was on vacation.

>>213929912
It's not okay anywhere, but we live in a feminist shithole, so they get away with it.

>>213930051
nigga ain't nobody go on "vacation" to fuckin NORTH DAKOTA

>>213930095
I've passed through it on a road trip with my buddies
Kino state for road trips

I want to sell my e-scooter and buy lyophilized penis envy mushrooms.

Im suicidal

>>213929912
somehow you don't look like a whore if you wear it at the gym but you do look like a whore if you wear it at the grocery?

>go to tokyo
>find some hidden little bar / cafe / restaurant / arcade that seems cozy
>it's filled with chubby american white dudes with long but wispy beards
what the fuck

>>213930245
>it's filled with chubby american white dudes with long but wispy beards
how would you tell the difference between americans and canadians

Started a job at a pizza place and it's kind of weird how everyone that works there is dorky or possibly autistic besides the manager
I've never worked in a workplace like this before
It's dead silent, very little conversation
Makes me almost miss working with mexicans, at least they had some liveliness about them

>>213930262
i mean, it's a numbers game bubba
about 10:1 americans to canadian
and 3:1 bongs

there's a poker tournament on tv right now. this is so embarrassing! first of all, the lady playing could not posture harder. she's scowling like a frank miller character. she doesn't look tough, or hard. she looks like she needs to poop. but the guys look silly too! their poker faces all look like they just farted. they get a hand, and they actually look up! like, "nope! wasn't me!" motherfucker, are you checking to see if the little red light is working on the smoke detectors?! i could hide a dead pet better than this! haha

I hate porn and I feel degraded and shitty after I jerk off. I quit weed and I cut my drinking down to only very occasional drinking. So I can quit this shit too. Porn is the worst slop in the world. It’s literally just bad cinema. I don’t respect it and I need to quit. I can do it. Somebody believe in me please.

>>213930324
I check.

>>213930427
I believe in you
Amateur porn is less "slop", you can start there on your path towards abstinence

>>213930443
wait a straight beats a full house?

>>213930427
guy, you've got this. they're just bad movies, exactly how you said. think about them for a moment. it's filmed, natural functions. would you watch an hour of people taking a shit? of course not. you wouldn't watch someone blow their nose for an hour, either. i don't care what kind of industry it has going behind it, that's all bullshit, and you don't need it. if you got used to porno, you can get un-used to it. you can forget about it, and let your imagination do the work again.

>>213930446
Yeah I don’t think I’ll ever get to a point where I NEVER jerk off. But I’d like to get to a point where I jerk off maybe once or twice a week, and I only look at legit amateur porn like r/gonewild or whatever. Not even onlyfans leaks. Just free amateur stuff once or twice a week. I feel like that’s a reasonable goal. Thanks for believing in me.

>>213930481
oh wait nvm I'm dumb, guy has 1% odds that the last two cards are kings for the higher full house

>>213930497
Yes, thank you. It’s also just a waste of time. Like I have a book I’m reading. I wish I spent the last 30 minutes reading it instead of watching garbage.

broke down and listened to zangief's x-men vs. street fighter theme.

>>213930324
I raise, Mr Bond

>>213929912
I think thtat is the only sole purpose they go to gyms

>>213930427
I don't know if you watched that movie from the 90s or 80s, called the game, where this person is also asked if he feels bad after masturbating... your post reminded me of that

all the ads I get on reddit are big boobies in the thumbnail so I be scrolling thru reddit and tap the big boobies and it's a fucking ad
they must clean up with retarded boomers

>>213930833
I know about that movie but I’ve never seen it.

>>213930952
I just remembered is with Michael Douglas, that dude always played a rich fag, good movie to pass the time around

food smells good but the farts after the food smell even better

>>213930990
He did play a lot of rich fags, you’re absolutely right. He might have been a gay actor. I recently saw a great film starring his father Kirk Douglas called Paths of Glory. It’s a WWI film directed by Stanley Kubrick.

>>213931075
well, he married Katherine Zeta Jones, found it interesting that he was opened about his throat cancer saying he got it after eating pussy... I mean, how could you not eat that pussy dude. I didn't know his dad was an actor

What's the password to your phone

>>213931126
Oh yeah that’s true I now remember that thing about him getting pussy-eating cancer. His dad Kirk was in a lot of really old movies in the 50s and the 60s. The movie I mentioned was from 1957 and is in black and white.

>>213931140
1111

>>213931140
3080, even my debit card and my american express use those digits lol... so my wife won't have to fight in case I'm not around

>>213931217
oh i remember that. but he's alright, isn't he? an arrested case?

been having many weird dreams, and all of them are black people in them, but they are really cool, I heard on /pol/ they don't dream about black people

i've had this headache for almost three days. i drank water, i slept, it's not going away. i feel like i'm going to puke. my skull feels like someone's blowing hot air into it.

>>213931793
you have brain cancer

>>213931326
He’s still alive so I guess it worked out. I don’t know. He’s pretty old.

covfefe time
then?
bench time

I’m like a fucked up guy. But not fucked up enough to be actually mentally ill. So basically I’m just kind of a big weirdo. Don’t talk to me please give me pussy.

Is this a good tinder bio?

>>213933413
Sounds good bro. Try to save some pussy for the rest of us.

>>213932986
She’s beautiful

I wish I could go to a secret place where I would be okay.

>>213933413
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... sounds weird, just lie to them that you are a honest hard working person with a family

>>213931793
could be a stoke, check the symtoms

can't find the vr porn video I was thinking of

>>213934790
found it literally the second after making this post

I’m fuckin chinese I’m retarded. I’m fuckinnnnnnnnnnn gay :D

>>213932986
she has a nice face, the ones in the back seem to be lenguas de suegra, usually used for witchcraft

>>213930219
same thing happens with bikini

>>213935243
why would you wear a bikini at a grocery store? I take my children there

hwell in all my years *wipes glasses* I'm sorry, mister, but that's too far west for me *whistles in front of the general store*

I love livvie

you gotta love brown latinas, they are just built

>>213928199
No he isn't

>>213935942
All latinas are brown

you're brown

a schizo just knocked on my door looking for pictures of my dad because he saw his last name on a add and thought he was being gangstalked by an old enemy.

>>213937312
You should've had sex with him

>>213937312
i choose to believe this actually happened.

I need advice.
>Doing Arabic (Standard, literary, advanced level).
>Plan to do +1 thing alongside it. (MAYBE)
https://voca.ro/1kpOc9iwQN9P
What do you guys think?
I vocaroo'd it so you can check my accent (English). Is my English 100% OK for all intents and purposes?
(i.e., no NEED to sound clearer, right? As in, my accent is not PROBLEMATIC)

>>213937425
You speak English very well, the accent is still there, but it would go away in time if you speak with more English speakers. You would also become smoother, less halting, but they might come with confidence.

>>213937425
i don't click on virus links, especially not from the middle east

>>213937508
It's a famous voice recorder site. Schizo.

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>>213927999
>She's was clearly mentally ill before getting into porn.
Not my problem