Thread 213950361

milly edish

first!!!

rorkes dinner

love it when my post starts an argument between other people

>>213950361 (OP)
Didn't think you could be uglier than Sydney Sweeney but here we are

>>213950377
bloody well done lad

>>213950361 (OP)
monke

>>213950382
the elusive unsheathed poo barm

reckon if you admitted to liking anime at my school 20 years ago in my shithole town you’d literally get murdered

>>213950384
I like posting inflammatory comments on right wing papers to piss off boomers

this guy does the best ali g impersonation

any big nose man in

>>213950382
On the left is potatoes and ... ground beef?

Right I'm going to ask ChatGPT to formulate a /brit/ post, hold on. I'm doing this because it's not worth expending brain energy on original posts. I'm going to ask ChatGPT to create a post for me that I will post here as soon as. x

poo barm no barm please

>>213950434
well it's not 20 years ago now is it

>>213950445
LOL timmy's crush x

No need to move to China anymore

>>213950482
no and look where that’s gotten us. troonpakis galore

I fucking hate the world we live in these days de lads

sick of this fat old BINT

>>213950510
>be me
>brit
>wake up to rain battering the window
>boil kettle, teabag breaks in mug
>milk’s gone off, shrug and drink it anyway
>BBC says country’s collapsing, economy in the bin
>still go to spoons, pint of Carling at 10am
>old bloke calls me a "soft lad" for ordering chips instead of a curry
>argue with him, end up agreeing Britain’s finished
>walk home in sideways rain, soaked to the bones
>cup of tea number 8 for the day
>life is shite but at least I’ve got the Queen on my fiver

The Right Honourable Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, KG

>>213950529
She is the most-wanked-to character in Duolingo history actually

>>213950492
Right well that didn't happen

>>213950510

just got back from the big shop. £68.42. SIXTY EIGHT QUID. nothing but bread, milk, ham, some fruit that’ll be furry by thursday, and a sad little bottle of rioja i’ll neck alone on friday. checkout lad looked me dead in the eyes as he asked if i wanted a bag, as if i’d carry it all home in me bare hands like some medieval peasant.

bus was late, obviously. bloke next to me eating a doner at 11am, sauce dripping onto his tracksuit, smelled like raw onions and defeat.

opened the post: council tax up again. energy company “regrettably” hiking prices. only letter that made me smile was the domino’s voucher.

life in this godforsaken island, innit.

Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr.

>>213950492
What's caused the police to go full fash recently?
Zero requirement to do this shit, but they're doing it anyway.

>>213950489
not what I asked ziedy

Love from khazakstan

>>213950572
yeah not really full fash at all is it let's be honest

Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE

belgian paedophile logging in

>>213950604
oh fuck off alistair

>>213950492
know a guy who got pulled over purely because his plates aren't local. and he was drink driving lol.

>>213950610
Imposter

Katy 'n the crodies

>>213950609
mental how he's jewish

Sir Gareth Southgate, OBE

>>213950510
reckon you'd get something more accurate if you asked it to produce just pure meaningless drivel

>>213950492
rorke sitting at home working himself into a frenzy over made up 15 minute city scenarios

>>213950568
Kek

>>213950664
bruh

The Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper, OM

>>213950664
NOOOOOOOO

>Beckham's maternal grandfather's maternal grandmother, Elizabeth Lazarus Llewellyn, was Jewish.[33] Beckham has referred to himself as "half Jewish"[34] and wrote in his autobiography "I've probably had more contact with Judaism than with any other religion".[35] In his book Both Feet on the Ground, Beckham states that growing up he attended church every week with his parents, because that was the only way he could play football for their team.
He's such a retard

Missus has rich family poor family on and every fucking episode is the same
Rich family can't believe how people survive off £50 a week on food
Poor family can't believe they have £1500 a week to spend
Cue them saying, can't believe this or it's nice to do this
They meet at the end and the rich person makes some vague promise to help the poor cunt
Oh, and also the rich family are generally always cunts

just witnessed UNSPEAKABLE CRIMINAL acts being done to the purest creature on god's brown earth

nth for the holodem

>>213950664
Well that's poo seal squished then

The Right Honourable Lieutenant Colonel Sir James Spencer Cleverly, TD VR MP

grimtard nigger bums the bunghole of humanity’s collective sorrow until he can bum no longer and it all just spills out and the nigger is like “noooooooo” and the sorrow just builds up and then he drowns

>>213950696
he didn't write a word of those books

we need to send mousey to ofcom offices to show them that if they block 4chan mousey wont be able to function anymore

Mad how lads combed through my 1 month old Reddit profile and couldn't find anything besides the occasional chat about PIP aha x

>>213950696
Hasn't he got a cross and bible verses tatted on his skin too

Sir Alexander Langsam, OM

The Right Honourable The Lord Foster of Thames Bank Sir Norman Robert Foster, OM RA HonFREng

Sir Master of Diplomacy

>>213950839
LOOK AT DIS DOOD

Keir Starmer was knighted for a reason, Rorke. He's reasonable and he's honest.

>>213950870
catberge: onnamaadwon

>>213950871
reasonably gay

>>213950870
catowitz going bonkers

Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton, MBE HonFREng

this could be you

>>213950510
Jesus Christ, it's genius.
Whoever has trained this ai to become a top shagger has got onto something.
Next you need to train it to chat for you on tinder and dates and you'll be so deep in clunge, you'll drown

>>213950936
I'd have the whole thing

Cheeto Bogfart is not my president.

luscious black baton in my arse... mmm, permanent adjustment

Soogs wank completed. love how she's a bit retarded

starting a motorbike gang, you lads in?

>>213950936
ok

>>213950969
>>213950933
such a zesty nigga

tim's 6 month stay in the hospital has cost the british tax payer roughly £250k

>>213950996
She's just the cutest x

>>213950998
can i join in my Clio?

>>213950996
link?

>>213951045
mk3?

>>213950998
heard the Hell's Angels are trying to make a comeback but I can't join because I'm not fully white

>>213951042
Stop posting pornography to arouse other anonymous men

>>213951037
good, better than spending it on immies

rorkeypops

>>213951061
yeah it is

>>213950849
post the one with the blue one going like :c

>>213951021
nah he clartened katy

Hi
How do I get a girlfriend

>>213951135
she's mixed

>>213951098
Nothing pornographic about that post you dolt

>>213951134
acreainfng

>>213951117
you're in

>>213951148
yeah but thats clearly a katy

>>213951135
hey ziedbelg what's going on is something wrong you don't post as often as before

>>213951134
I would vote for this creachur

>>213951126
this?

poo sealing

>>213951105
um err haha

>>213951194
cute but i think there was another bleo ne

>>213951180
mixed race isn't katy you mong

Utterly scrombobulating. I posted the Reddit account and you lads really can't find anything wrong with it

>>213951142
Need to get yourself on one of those PUA courses. Worked for me and now I'm a top shagger

think i forgot to put deodorant on this morning

>>213951144
skipped to the end because it was boring and I guess you want us to be upset that she's married to a proud black man?

sir poo sealer
call that my anus

>>213951212
me on the left

>>213950445
based schnozz enjoyer

>>213951180
might impersonate you soon x

>>213951214
silly timmy impersonator

>>213951194
>>213951247
UMMY WUMMY ~

>>213951247
thats the one !!

>>213951157
>woman in a bath wearing only lingerie posted to her online pornography distribution service
Nothing pornographic about that at all

Pooing

>>213951266
hi ummy wummy

>>213951289
UMMM :333 x

>>213951144
For me it's

https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

not a fan of the horsification of umposting

Umposter really needs their arse rammed

leftypol saying nigger to be more inclusive to the black community

Tranny janny discord pedo dollhouse in full swing I see

It's like you don't even want me to post here anymore

Does anybody think he’s lowkey underrated? If you ignore all the mass murders and wars he fixed the German economy after the Allies laid it to shambles.

dogberta

should wank now, don't like wanking in the morning

>>213951279
Posted on her insta albeit

>>213951328
complete bollocks like everything about based korea in jewish media

piss scheduled for t-10 minutes

>>213951339
>If you ignore all the mass murders
elephant in the room this innit?

>>213951325
why are you so full of hate

Rorke to Reform FC - HERE WE GO!

Agreement reached with Jobcentre United, fee of £3.50 plus 80p in add-ons. Relationship between two clubs excellent.

The 38-year-old right-winger has agreed terms until the 2030 election and will wear the number 7 in 3XL.

No convincing ever needed as Rorke made it clear he ONLY wanted to work under Farage, deal progressed quickly. HUGE signing for #RFC!

>>213951380
I'm not though

The raiders are the ones who hate /brit/ and are ruining it as you can see

I just wanna have some fun posting with my mates, but now they've got the ability to post 10x the spam using the nonce bot net and the mods care even less than they ever did

What's the point of it anymore really I just don't get it

>>213951403
>and will wear the number 7 in 3XL.

>>213951403
never seen such a blatant spaki post. the dogshit zingerness is off the charts

>>213951403
Posted it again award. Also I enjoyed it again award :)

>>213951403
sxreaming

>>213951403
HOWLING

Raking in great upvotes on the Reddit thread I posted earlier x All part of my natural charisma eh lads x

So this is Spainlad aka spainnonce aka Adam Barrett

>posted on /brit/ since 2019
>regularly dons various personas for the purpose of gaining attention e.g commiemong, sacked tranny, BBC spammer
>claims to have a girlfriend and a wfh job but spends 16 hours a day here
>admitted it’s all bullshit and he is an obese disabled man
>his only real life social interaction is with his carer
>obsessed with liverpool, rocket league and pretending to go on holiday
>virgin
>morbidly obsess
>apparently diddled by his uncle while his sister watched
>has used the Cheshire Reddit flag so likely lives there
>at least half a paki/indian
>cares deeply about fitting in here

anything else?

>>213951440
>>213951454
>>213951464
spaki

How lonely do you have to be to post like that

Seriously get a grip man

>>213951379
The thing is, rorke likes him for the wrong reasons which are precisely those.

>>213951431
the pony gang support despey in his fight against the cuckle brothers
we aren't your enemy!

You share the road with this.
Good luck

>>213951406
I've never been to the south but their blacks seem pretty nice. If you went there I guarantee some 300 pound mammy would be serving you corn bread that she baked at home.

Why are Hope not Hate funding a school scheme for British children to send valentines day cards to asylum seekers.

Last year they incited riots and doxxed people who are fighting for you. Now they target the kids.

Hope not Hate needs to be proscribed a terrorist organisation.

>>213951478
yeah yeah everything i dont like is a spakipost. we get it

Someone on reddit joked how they can give the Israelis the Balkans and I quipped in with saying the Balkans have some good pits and mineshafts they can chuck fascists in.

That was 2 weeks ago and just got the 3 day ban for it now, so here back here I crawl.

What's been happening lads

any prolapsed urethra man in?

>>213951317
I can see why you say that but I like those little fillies so I don't mind it

>>213951516
Go work on getting that done then
Don't just spam 4chan

Need to sort a small snack hmmm
Perhaps a rocky and maybe... A twix
Yes that might do it

>>213951507
Have you ever had soul food?

>>213951502
i dont cos he doesnt have his practical passed yet

Sydney Sweeney without makeup is disgusting

willy wanking time

>>213951516
Heathermong please seek professional help for your mental illnesses you don't have to live like this or take it out on us

all animal related activities should be banned unless:

-food
-scientific experimentation for medicines

clothing, entertainment, transport, sport are all immoral

>>213951475
Miss this legend like you wouldn’t believe, /Brit/ just aint the same without the big man x

>>213951516
hope not hate are unironically funded by soros. the left are just as manipulated by billionaires as the right. it’s all a fucking joke just always support the opposite of what the western elite want

>>213951555
fitty

reckon Izzyrael vs Iran was the highlight of my summer desu

already getting nostalgic about staying up late and watching the missiles

>>213951555
looks cute there gayboy

>>213951555
she's ugly either way

Hope this is the case and they buy some public schools and turn them around

https://www.firstpost.com/world/china-buying-schools-in-uk-1379-founded-wisbech-grammar-among-30-now-under-chinese-owners-13925743.html

best meal deal combo?

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213951566
you are severely mentally ill

>>213951533
Why do you keep spamming this loser?

Do you have a crush on him?

>>213950361 (OP)
swear 70% of bogan kids have that weird mouth-slightly-open rabbit teeth look
this photo especially, she looks like kids (boys) i went to school with

>>213951639
don't know mate sorry, I would have Tesco meal deals back in the day (2019) but ever since they went woke I haven't bought any meal deals at all x

>>213951641
sup crodie

>>213951649
mmhmm yardie cronem x

>>213951649
you just know this turned her on and she's still fucking him

>>213951357
Still annoyed Bolt relaxed at the end of his 2008 run. He might've ran under 9.50

>>213951523
Err... No lad. No. In fact I didn't even know that was possble

>>213951649
Men and women are honestly so horrible to each other. Sad to see really. Should treat each other with a bit more respect :/

>>213951643
I'm begging you man please try to get better

give us your phone give us your wallet

I feel Italian

>>213951520
I got a week ban from all subreddits ngl.

>>213951668
sup crodie u gud ?

dtfic canadian thinks he’s on the team

>>213951639
best meal deal main is the waitrose duck poke, but no sides complement it. gonna have to be the m&s tuna pasta with sea salt and cider vinegar crisps and a pink lemonade

>>213951649
that's all women are good for

>>213951716
Please heathermong seek help

Rockstar Vibes

>>213951719
That's it then just heard Israel will be surrendering

>>213951653
Everyone thinks I’m racist but I’m classist as well. I have much more in common with a high iq (130 plus) black than I do with a 90 iq bogan. The former is just incredibly rare

>>213951730
silly timmy

>>213951713
yeah I'm gud crodie, how are u cuz?

>>213951716
lmao he really do be like that

>>213951754
Please seek help you don't have to live this way

>>213951652
Hamilton is the GOAT albeit

>>213951730
heathermong, spainnonce, mousenonce, commiemong etc. you are one of them. hope this helps

>>213951758
mi gud, mi tink mi gwaan chief di loud pack x

>>213951753
does regression to the mean mean anything to you?

>>213951716
blud needs something to feel better about his own shit life

>>213951403
kek

>>213951653
It's mouthbreathing.
"That look" is what happens when it literally reshapes your face.

The incels were right on this one. Look into it.

neoliberal excellence

>>213951791
Please try to get better you don't have to live this way another life is possible just reach out to mental health professionals and they can help you

oh shut up you cretinous little ghouls

>>213951547
Not really my thing. Homemade macaroni and cheese is disgusting, imho. Corn bread with a little honey is gas though. I don't know whether bongs eat that or not but NOTHING (do you fucking understand me, nigger?) NOTHING beats a thick slice of cornbread with a glass of milk.

Stoke

>>213951802
Apparently intelligence is 50% inherited

>>213951851
ok ;_;

neoliberal victory

Feel bad for DTFIC desu, he’s just trying to clean this place up and he cares about it a lot because it’s one of the few positive things in his life and all you lads do is mock him. Lay off him ffs

>>213951839
Do you think he listens to Bach or does he listen to Jay Z or some such rap artist?

>>213951344
Ha she thinks she's a maid

>>213951864
not you lad you're alright

>>213951870
Why don't you post as much anymore?

Is something wrong?

>>213951874
blow his head smoove off

di skinny yardie goons dem, dem a mek dem squeak noh?

>>213951874
Suck his dick mong

>>213951889
ta x

i just did a shiyat,
i, just did a shiyat

rorke scootering around looking for his dreads

>>213951874
he's a profoundly ill individual

>>213951900
What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

Do you have any favourite meals you like to cook?

>>213951912
Don’t be aggro heatherpaedo x

>>213951716
>dtfic
so what does this actually stand for

>>213951884
i think he listens to rap when he rides around in his suburban

>>213951862
used to be a nice place even into the 70s but all that money from industry was apparently squandered or ran out

>>213951812
what's this

>>213951939
Desperate to fit in Canadian

It's not looking good for us bros

>>213951963
thanks

Off out to the pube.

>>213951859
my grandmother used to make cornbread and drizzle it with maple syrup

mmhmm yeah yeah but the bulbous pg tips, they're currently initiating a wicked violation no? x

>>213951912
Help is just a phone call away you can turn everything around right now and live a new life where you don't have to think about black men 24/7 but only if you try and change

>DTFIC is EVERYWHERE he shows up at all hours of the day with at least 6 different posting styles

Is he in the room with us right now?

Had a banana, tinned mandarins and tinned pears for my tea team

>>213951935
Not your boogeyman

>>213951932
Exactly so why mock/wind up someone who obviously has something wrong with him?

>>213951958
Haha
I don't get it

The whole damn dollhouse is here tonight

yeah, right, but the UltraWide batons they're currently administering permanent adjustments to -2 snappydem? xx

I love you lads. Please never leave me

Nothing wrong with me and I resent the accusation

Gud idea, crodie
We all know the Katies luv dat chief clickum

So this is how a free internet dies
I hope the Americans sanction us for shutting off access to the British market for their companies

>>213951994
Give us a song rec

>>213951994
On a cookie*

>>213952012
same almost every night
place has gone to the dogs

>>213952012
Lol and 2016mong shows up right on cue.

Trying to do machine learning on a 10 year old laptop. It's a pretty slow and painful experience

i will keep 4chan open and free in the UK. just need to make a few calls

Best thing about DTFIC is he thinks he’s very slick so he does have a genuinely raging meltie when you point out he’s here all the time and everyone can tell

>>213952036
Last song I listened to was sore de wa mata ashita by Asian Kung-Fu Generation

Where's Ralpho?

yeah that's all nice and well but the s curved batons are vigorously administering a brutal blackening?

>>213952060
machines can't learn

>>213952066
You sound mindraped to be perfectly honest

>Grand Designs’ infamous ‘lighthouse’ finally sells after years of turmoil
end of an era

yeah that's all good but the shiesty wearing small boat cronem are talking in dey clicky clack native language about who's gon clarten what

>>213952035
wikipedia challenged the OSA and lost

>>213951965
>>213952035
4chan will win, they have the "mandate of shitposters". Sharty bruised us but we're still on top

>>213952129
vocaroo an example of the language

>>213952133
>>213952138
Any reason you're replying to 2016mong?

>>213952092
yeah? what's going on when you smack the tv and it starts behaving then

>>213952116
remember that one, guy was a record exec

>>213952129
Why aren't you?

Is something wrong at home?

Something seems to be troubling you lately, hope it's nothing serious.

>>213952115
:D

>>213952144
piss off nothingburgertwat

>>213952066
i remember when the supposed other canadian showed up back in like 2019 or something. knew all the lore in depth after like a week. personal theory is the canadian poster gave away too much info about what a loser he was so he invented this other canadian who is a shagger rich scientist or whatever. all because he loves to insult and shit on other people and he felt he couldn’t do that because people were pointing out he said this or that before and he was a loser

It's just a shot away, it's just a shot away

>>213952176
newfag retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP-Dxb5haZs
It's over for Tiffany
Skip to middle part of the video when her doctor gives her the news

>>213952142
im too tired to go up to one of dem britannia hotels and ask a goon to talk into my phone

>>213952144
I'm upping morale

Remember watching this cartoon about a white dog called Towser when I was a kid but nobody else I speak to seems to remember it

just ran 5 miles :)

>>213952180
Nah DTFIC has only been on /brit/ for a couple of years he’s a /cum/ immigrant

>>213952144
I don’t know who 2016mong is but I’ve never had a sobriquet on this website

>>213952197
:(

>>213952216
katy when the 5 star hotel 5 miles from her home welcomes di skinny small boat cronem

>>213952235
>>213952235
>>213952235

Matey has his own schizo dollhouse lore going back SIX YEARS about me lmfao

Safe to say he has been thoroughly mindraped and badly

When you lot eat pancakes or anything else with syrup, you eat it on a separate plate so as not to get maple syrup on your eggs or bacon, right?

>>213952196
ironic

>>213952237
stfu 2016mong

>>213952263
oh god. i remember watching him during my edgy teenager phase