Thread 213957421

/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Monday night part II edition

Is it just me or did that thread go by really fast?

FAT LATINA TITS

is there any place/town/state in the US which is still like in the movies or is it all gone...

>>213957421 (OP)
amen, brother, here's to one more round in both senses of the word

Insane post

>>213957437
yabba dabba doo

>>213957437
Why are we deporting this? She should be deported to ontop of my penis

>>213957445
'ute 'eet

>>213957439
it's all gone. if vegas was remotely competent they'd clean up downtown vegas, get the bums out and renovate some of it in a glitzy old vegas style

>>213957444
Spoken like a cool poorfag
You probably smoke cigarettes and drive a shit box dangerously ignoring traffic laws
You are cool

>>213957447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNUqUWvMvmM

>>213957447
nobody cares about your tiny dick tho

AY BADA BOOM BADA BING

>>213957437
hubbala hubbala, what a dame

>>213957470
Fucking midget mexican thinks he's hot shit, truly hilarious, fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!

pally stein

>>213957445
>>213957445

>>213957437
i wanna kiss her... get this...
on the mouth...

Wife denied me sex because she had a surgery a week ago, fucking bitch

Lum is such a fag, if I were in Brazil I would be ramming through your women left and right

>>213957545
that just means you're entitled to anal this weekend

Take me down to the sexo city were the ass is seen and the tits are milky

Take me down to the mexico city were the grass is dead and the girls eat chilly, this is it, these are the right lyrics, mexico city, thank you

>>213957558
I'm lucky though. 2 guys I know my wife cut off completely

You think I won't fart on your nuts when we fuck?

Two truths and a lie
>I’m gay
>I’m chinese
>I’m retarded
Actually that’s three truths

>>213957558
We tried it once but I couldn't tell if she liked it, and honestly it didn't really do much for me either. If she liked it I'd be cool with it again, but it was one of those moans where it was really hard to tell if it was legitimate pain or just extreme pleasure. And she was raised catholic so getting her to talk about sex is basically not happening

This summer might be your last.

>>213957590
ching chong

I miss that one canadian poster. boy what a character

I look like this

I changed jobs and now I make 255k

what is your goal weight to reach?
240 or 230 here

What time do the French wake up? I want to make a thread but I want to wait until there are a lot of Europeans, mainly the French, awake.

>>213957599
ching chong, ping pong, king kong, sing song, ding dong, hong kong

>>213957611
172lbs. Currently 165

>>213957603
based moneymaxxer, donate to Israel they need your help desperately

>>213957611
I'd be fat if I was 240

>>213957611
150 lbs. Currently hovering around 158-160

>>213957602
wtf ur cute

>>213957611
idk im 117lbs

Late dinner
Leftover baked salmon, tomatoes with mozzarella, sauteed potatoes, and a seltzer

>>213957635
post tits

got together with ex after 3 weeks

>>213957611
I’m 150. Trying to get to 160 or 170.

>>213957611
Do you look like this?

>>213957611
140
I'm currently 156
Been trying for 4 years now to get under 150 and I can't
I'm handsome at this weight but I want to see if I become even more handsome when leaner

>>213957611
i'm eternally skinny fat no matter how much protein i eat or how much i lift, this is the brown curse, to be eternally skinny fat, fucking thank you

>>213957656
no that is why I am trying to loose weight

why aren't there any good ones anymore?

>>213957677
this isn't you

shit thread

>>213957685
what's it like being LITERALLY retarded

I’m too hairy to go twunkmode. Vikingmode is my best bet.

>>213957700
bad

>>213957645
im a dude

>>213957715
of course you are sweetheart

>>213957677
is that kris angel? I know he's not old or fat enough, but the things youngsters will venerate these days, goddamn

Red hot chili peppers be like
>Shuba luba ding dong with da ching Chong in California

any incels itt

i'm a chad

srsly tryna comprehend what kind of absolute manlet status you'd have to be to be a "Male" adult and weigh 117lbs

>>213957754
Beta energy from you

jorkin my peanits rn (to asians)

>>213957762
im 5'10

>>213957762
When I graduated high school I was 6’1 and 120lbs.

>>213957739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAaPi44Gz_A

>open /int/
>bombarded with posts reminding me how ugly and unlovable i am

>>213957660
Gorillaz

>>213957781
Don’t be so hard on yourself anon

The doors be like
>Eat more chicken than any man ever seen
>*Jim Morrison starts cumming on the crowd*
>*CIA sponsored organ solo*

>>213957775
no you weren't. I was 6'2" and 160lbs when I graduated high school and I was sticc thin like you'd have to be on drugs on sick to be thinner

>>213957781
blackpill shit is gay
just realize everyone out there is looking for the same shit youre looking for and feel as pathetic and unsure about it as you

Have a nice day!

>>213957780
Kek

doing some performative reading

as it turns out, we were judging them by the content of their character the entire time.

>>213957781
just jork it to asians

>Well fuck dat goddamn racist piece of shit guv'nor
>*FBI-sponsored choir of black women chimes in*
>OOH OOH OOH

>>213957817
didn't work for me award

>>213957791
lol I don’t know what to tell ya. I was rail thin. Too weak to do a single push-up. But those were absolutely my dimensions.

>>213957791
it’s possible, i’m 135 at 6 foot and like 15% bodyfat and my frame is not all that narrow. someone leaner than me with a smaller frame could be 120 even if they were a little taller

the voices are getting louder

>>213957823
Whomst?

>>213957842
what are they saying

there is an epidemic of shitty tattoos out there

>>213957858
it's time to make a big decision

>>213957775
I was 130lbs and 5'9. Now 8 years later I'm like 180lbs but a lot of it is muscle so I still look thin

>>213957842
call the cops. do this on my neighbors

been thinking about gooning for two hours now
maybe i should just do it so i can get on with my day

>uhhhh uhhhh SHAWNNNNN
>I think I'm cute
>I know I'm sexy

During work days my energy to shit is weirdly sapped, but on my off days there is a never ending torrent of shit streaming out my ass
Fascinating phenomenon.

>>213957868
with their female significant other?

>>213957868
with women? lol

A girl is asking me to follow her on insta but I'm a shut in with zero social media
What do?
I was thinking I'd tell her I just use Whatsapp or telegram and give her my number for those

>>213957775
Literally Christian Bale in The Machinist holy shit

>>213957868
I dislike tattoos so much I'd rather wear a bra and panties to bed every night than get a tattoo

Like my boys playing hard to get and I like my men all incompetent

>>213957889
>whatsapp
>telegram
instant ick

My fat distribution is so shit that even when I was 220 lbs I could still see my rib cage

>>213957889
make an IG account obviously.

don't scare the hoes with your telegram

>>213957900
She's a thirdie though thirdies use those i think

>>213957892
I bet you'd look good in panties

>>213957890
Yeah I looked really bad. I even had some blood circulation issues from it. My feet were always cold and I would easily get light-headed. Thankfully I’m much healthier and more fit now.

>>213957906
oh nvm then, whatsapp will work
id start an ig for the future

>>213957799
not true. everyone else in the world is getting their dick wet. i don’t even have friends let alone someone that would be willing to devirginate me

>>213957904
>make an IG account obviously
I have no friends she'll see that it's a newly created account with zero pics and zero followers

>>213957911
only one way to find out

>>213957915
What about followers?

>>213957917
>i am a shut in incel with no friends let me tell you whats happening in the world
you know your problem already, so fix it instead of wallowing

thread is getting too normalfaggy
c u losers l8r

>>213957930
i’m not a shut in i have a job and a car and i pay rent and taxes and so forth

>>213957929
follow people you know or add randoms so itll look like you know people

OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE!!!! THEY ARE MAKING A NEW OFFICE SHOW!!!! IT'S CALLED..."THE PAPER"!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5v4LJJkvUU

Excuse me madam but that is the Good and Privy Lord Dr.Tittybang IV Esq. to you

>>213957938
Domhall Gleeson is too talented to be doing sitcom slop

>>213957903
all of mine goes straight to my gut, wish itd go to my ass instead

>>213957859
At the last I hath unveiled the ineffable truth of the enormity of that dreadful woman stood before me, and promptly fainted. When I came to she was gone, and my friend Harris was comforting me. Yet, however, what he uttered after he had assured himself of the soundness of my senses shook my world to its very core; the woman, he started haltingly, she is your cousin, and sports a tattoo just above her buttocks. My mouth ran dry. I struggled to look up to my unknowing tormentor, and finally managed a weak 'what sort of tattoo, Harris?. He looked at me with pity. 'It...it's multihued', he finally managed. And as though handed an awkward cue in a mismanaged play, I turned into a white albino squid-monkey on that very spot, and tore him limb from limb and never again did I partake in common Anglo-Saxon activities in perpetuity.

>>213957938
looks awful already

*look up at

>>213957953
Yeah I was thinking the same, he was great in Ex Machina but I guess he's got bills to pay or something.

You guys fucked up the subject.

Are Pakistanis....the good jeets?

>>213957911
I do actually but that's neither here nor there, I just hate tattoos that much

Sometimes these are the only things you need in life

>>213957994
No.

>>213957994
Pakistan is basically India but part 2 and Muslim on top it.

Pakistan (India part 2)

>>213958015
theres no way you can fit all those in there

>>213958019
India 2: Return of the Ganges cow zombie

You should be listening to death electro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s042sUooH-g&list=RDs042sUooH-g

>>213958028
They aren't for my asshole....

>>213957994
Literally just India but muslim
They also hate each other even though they're the exact same

I was going to save up money this year and go to university.

My life got ruined on may 18 2025

>>213958041
ohhhh....

What are you doing if you start running from the police and song related starts playing?
https://youtu.be/Zd68AthoNIw?si=T2d2ntbLwXoUjnW9

> don't have a girl
Be sad

> have a girl
Be happy

Girls literally make life better

bestiality is beautiful

>>213958053
why? that's my bday too

>>213958064
idk when I got my first girlfriend in high school she made me even more depressed and angry

>>213958064
but.... how have girl?

now I know that calling out pajeets for their broken english is wrong. after all, are we not all nerds, hounded, oppressed by the normies, driven into this corner we call 4chan? the jeets may not be any of that, but most of them are potential D&D playing Star Wars nerds rather than chads. That is why people hate Jeets, because they are huge dorks. WHO'S WITH ME?

>>213958064
Thats why dads gatekeep them so they can rape them for themselves.

T. Only child incel

I'm gonna start a furry rap rock group called "The Beastie bois"

>>213958080
i imagine you being overweight

>>213958076
idk I had one, then it fell apart, i ghosted her, and 3 weeks later we are back together

I ate salmon and rice, bros. It almost overwhelming how incredible and sublime this life is.

Even the most artfully done tattoo just looks like a grayish dirty blob from a distance. Collections of disparate tattoos make people look dirty. The exceptions to this are large scale tattoos with unity, like japanese bodysuits and traditional maori tattoos, but I don't think even they look better than no tattoos at all

>>213958073
Your bday was my death day.
Lost my job.
Lost everything.

Even got stalked too for 3 months by a 2 week new hire schizo.

Probably still getting stalked.

Just got back from my gang stalking shift
The mark spent all day in his mom's house so it was super easy.

>>213958106
How about you just stop being trans?

anon you're on the air

>>213958106
give more details

>>213958083
girls make you a nicer person

>>213958091
sort of, but women still love to flirt with me when I haven't eaten anything that day. It's just that none get up close, which is why I keep stuffing myself

Sam's Cola he said

Business idea: use the Large Hadron Collider to smash furries into their individual atoms

>>213958128
hey anon long time listener first time caller im dying to know do you have battletoads

>>213958128
*booooooop*

Looking outside using my camera app and there’s a figure in my car…

>>213958152
probably nothing

>>213958152
Could be a gf

>>213958125
I'm a straight guy. You can't groom me to me to be trans.
>>213958130
Really?
Is that why the boyfriends beat them up and cheat on them?
>Give more details
Systemic failures: breakdowns in institutional processes that should prevent exploitation, injustice, or harm. Your employer ignored workplace violence, chose profit optics over duty of care, and discarded you without investigation. Immigration enforcement failed to regulate work permits. Social programs are insufficient for self-sufficiency. Legal protection exists on paper but not in function. These are not isolated incidents—they're symptoms of structural degradation across employment, justice, and social safety systems.

>>213958152
it's a skeltal bitch go fuck it

>>213958152
Rape her.

ive watched a lot of anime and read a bit of manga, even a lot of obscure stuff yet i simply cannot understand the weeb mindset. ive never had a waifu, never jerked off to hentai, never tried learning japanese, and have never put up a poster or purchased merchandise for my favorite stuff.

what causes weebdom? i genuinely cannot understand it

>>213958160
>>213958168
>>213958178

>>213958166
you are just happier and overall a better guy when you have a girl. you try to be better for her

you be three knuckles in a Tempe whore when you find out your babymomma fuckin again n that shit still sends you straight to the floor

>>213958205
this is bad advice, some women can make you much worse both mentally and physically. stop putting all women on a pedestal like they're goddesses you sexless simp.

Found out my weeaboo ass coworker posts here

He was on /int/ on our break

I FUCKED HIM BECAUSE I LIKED IT! HELL ILL DO IT AGAIN!

>>213957611
190 (160 currently)

>>213957937
>follow people you know
Uhhh erm uhh

How are people still stupid enough to drink raw milk?
Idiots on /ck/ and /fit/ shill for it all the time

Fishing hooks scare me

the song that plays in Eddington during the bar scene is the exact same song I played for my friends when we got back together after 6 months or more in may of 2021 and got stuck on repeat, willingly or not, TOPS' I Feel Alive. It was eerie watching that.

>>213958246
Maybe the baby shouldn't have been a pussy.

>>213958246
raw milk :(
sushi :0

>>213958255
when i was a kid i used to be scared of un-hooking fish

>>213958246
People drank raw milk for the vast majority of human history and it wasn't fatal in the majority of cases. Since pasteurization became the norm our guts and the respective bacteria inside them have changed so we aren't as used to consuming and digesting the native bacteria in raw milk.
If you drank it from birth onward you'd be fine, but switching over is usually what makes some people sick.
Plus some farms are just careless AND there's a massive lobby against raw milk which is funded by the dairy farmers of america.

>>213958229
do not ever simp. you should be able to walk away if they disrespect you

>>213957859
female with a black line tattoo on the tricep award

>>213958271
Amazing how Japan gets away with so much
raw fish
raw beef
even raw chicken

>>213958229
He's a retard.
What would he know?

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/7Gxvyh9HlTk

https://youtu.be/7Gxvyh9HlTk

https://youtu.be/7Gxvyh9HlTk

https://youtu.be/7Gxvyh9HlTk

https://youtu.be/7Gxvyh9HlTk

>>213958294
>raw chicken
Ewwww

Real thread theme
https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8?si=VlKaGaEicr3vqPD3

if a girl aint a virgin shes dead to me

>>213958294
the heat from the rice cooks the chicken

>>213958271
>>213958294
isnt sushi fish flash frozen to kill the bad stuff doe?
raw milk tards are scared of pasteurization even thoujgh its not even boiling the milk. and some of them boil it themselves anyways while decrying pasteurization because they dont know what it actually is

>>213958318
Len > Smashmouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA&list=RDE1fzJ_AYajA&start_radio=1

i only ever drink skim milk

>>213958343
That's water

>>213958332
You're up for a hard 1

I'm pretty sure my grandfather had a LOT of gay sex in germany, anytime anyone brought up the military to him he would without fail almost autisticly tell the story of bathing in the Rhine when he was stationed in germany
>slightly more southern joe biden voice
>and you know it'd be a hot summer day and... and you'd go out there when they gave ya the free time and yah'd yah'd uh go down to the Rhine the river it was just right there, really big famous river and you'd go with whoever else had the time ya know your buddies and whatnot and you'd get down there and ya'd go bathe in the river cause it was flowin and it was cold and it felt amazing it was like america ruled the world we were just bathin in their river and uh ya know you'd just be there with your buddies and uh well it was just amazing and ya know sometimes them german boys would come along and uh ya know they'd be there too if they had the time and they'd come and bathe with us cause ya know we were already there and it ya know that's just how it was back then you.... but yeah came back to the states few years later of course and married my wife haha....

>>213958340
>He doesn't know where the sample is from
https://youtu.be/yZ_QUh0lmj4?si=qgai2a_1eRhwuZN5

>>213958343
Same, it's got the best protein to fat ratio of any natural beverage. Everyone I've ever met who insists on drinking 2% is a piggu.

>>213958355
You already made this post

I posted the thread theme first. You can't just do that.

>>213958355
This is why my dad tells me to avoid the military and navy.

>>213958356
this chick dances like she has palsey and her face looks like a bull mastiff

I thought the Talking Heads were niche, they're actually very well known with normies

>>213958128
Baba booey baba booey baba booey

>>213958356
did Rick James have a cold and couldn't make the vocal spot?

>>213958380
Your grandma also looked like her in the 70s

The thread theme can only be death electro, it's death electro month so you have to be respectful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MXBQKA6oNU&list=RD8MXBQKA6oNU

Looks like I forgot to putt

Ladies and gentlemen, the actual thread theme:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME

How do i get my wife to out out

>>213958364
that was my story and I didn't post it again, he stole it

>>213958426
I like that song, it's very droll

>>213958433
Tell her the doctor just called and confirmed she's OK to take it up the shitter as long as it's not longer than 45 minutes and you're allowed to go to sleep right after you're done.

I don't know how I made it to 25 without killing myself.

I also made $120,000 in the past 6 years and didn't save a single dollar.

im back

>>213958487
That's $20,000 a year that's actually somewhere right around the poverty line.

>>213958426
wrong it's this one

https://youtu.be/RIsgWYVXIcA

guy says to his doctor I don't know if my wife has TB or VD
Doctor says chase her around the bed if she coughs fuck her

>>213958496
You're black

this is me

>>213958497
The cops in this city make like $100k a year

so he goes in there and he's in there for a few minutes and then he comes out, and he says "DOC"..."SHE'S CHOKING"

N

>>213958487
>>213957603

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>>213958552
Fucking piece of shit! Spits on you

>>213958496
https://youtu.be/DXeeY9D9u94?feature=shared

>>213958529
u have a very round head and ur cute

i`ve made 0 dollars in the past 27 years

5% tint so you can't see up in my window

>>213957660
*moans*

STOP TOUCHIN NIGGAS WITH YA BARE HANDS

Hate it when I manage to trick a normie into being interested in me
It's like they look at my image and assume I am a normal person like them rather than the depraved subtaranean creature I am in reality

I am genetically predisposed toward violent tendencies.

I know two gay guys who are boyfriends with each other but they say they are girls and they are lesbian girlfriends with each other. This is funny to me. Like, they went through the whole trans thing to still just be gay dudes.

John is in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government

>>213958603
Jason and FK?

sometimes when I'm upset I tremble and spit a white slime out of my mouth

>>213958584
>>213958591

>>213958384
>thought the Talking Heads were niche,
They're not at all niche, burning down the house has like hundreds of millions of likes on Spotify
Normies, however, don't listen to the weirder songs by them beyond those super popular 80s hits

>>213958615
No these are people I know in real life. I don’t know anything about those characters.

i feel like shit

We just gonna call you "Diddy Booty Jackson" from now on

>>213958610
Based Bobposter

>>213958632
you look the part too

Can steampunk ever be redeemed?

Fuckin CLANKERS

>>213957550
white amerikan girl

>>213957538
LOL

>>213957421 (OP)
>four beers in a row
I can't afford that. I feel guilty if I drink two beers in one night.

>>213957444
Tbf being born rich probably is like being doomed to having an un-lived life. You never break-through as an actual man, it's like you're a virgin forever. The poor die early but the born-rich just slither along, never really getting grasp of anything profound or important.

For every FDR or TR who uses their wealth and advantage to do something great with their life and help improve the world, you get like at least 100,000 rich wastrels who know that no amount of drugs and tennis games can ever help them escape the fact that their life is utterly meaningless and that they know they want to die.

>>213958643
no, it's too involved and zoomers are all about being detached and not giving a shit. their culture is defined by temporal, fleeting ideas that are never really followed through to completion.

steampunk requires a level of commitment, zoomers are all about avoiding attachment and drifting aimlessly. deadass.

>>213958643
It can be cool for like video games or other media. But I would say it’s irredeemable as irl fashion.

>>213958648
Anime titties

I have pectus excavatum

Let me guess you met a girl named La-a but it’s pronounced Ladasha

>>213958655
This is why the middle class is the only redeemable class, and why highly unequal societies are prone to nihilism both the very rich and very poor have no real reason to care and invest in life

I’m a sigma male

>>213958668
you're gonna have a rectum destructus soon

>>213958655
As a lifelong tennis player this post went pretty hard

shrigma male

>>213958678
Only if you promise to fill me up and leave me dripping

I’m a sugma male

>>213958655
everyone lives is meaningless rich and poor

>>213958678
You’ve been watching to much Harry Potter

>>213958688
What if I just parked an F350 on your head instead?

>>213958657
>zoomers are all about avoiding attachment and drifting aimlessly. deadass
Yeah I suppose that's me
https://youtu.be/vPupfUylgxk

>>213958703
You could maybe get one tire on there, but my head’s too small to fit an entire truck on it.

White people crazy

>>213958725
For real for real
The 30 Years War
WW1
WW2
White people be craaaazy

We won’t forget y’all had us in chains
IN CHAINS

Ideology, politics , and religion are copesfor moral fags who haven't yet realized the only thing there is to life is consuming things and gooning

>>213958747
Every ethnicity has had people in chains

>>213958755
You're an unapologetic npc

>>213958747
The slave trade was predominantly Jewish, and its purpose was the undercut the wages of White labourers.

.

I’ll never forget about Alice in Chains

I wonder how long it will take for gooning to be recognized as a serious problem like heroin addiction

>>213958233
sounds like you two have a lot in common then

>>213958780
I goon at work in the bathroom, I steal to goon, I sucked cock in order to goon

>>213958794
Is gooning addiction eventually leading to homosexual behaviour like sucking cock really so different from a junkie sucking cock for H

>>213958810
Lmfao yeah bro

>>213958768
The people who still care about spooks are the real NPCs

And so what if i like things up my butt

>>213958770
the idea of a jewish redneck in the south just doesn't add up

I had a dream that I had a gf that was into being a cuckquean and wanted to see me fuck other women, but then she lost all attraction to me and left me after I couldn't pull anyone else

>>213958837
lmaooooo

it's a noble saying, "liberty or death"
but realistically, with a gun to their heads (or a knife to their throats), most people would probably choose slavery over immediate death

>>213958834
.

>>213958837
>loser in your own dreams

>>213958837
this must have happened to plenty of people

>>213958834
One of the most prominent officials in the Confederate government was a Jew
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judah_P._Benjamin

>>213958869
mexican btfo

>>213958855
Give me slavery or give me life.my life motto

I need to acquire more muscles I need grow my muscles bigger. I’m fuckin gay

I’m the type of nigga to stand on business nigga one man army against fifty nigga

theres no way in hell im marrying a latina as a mestizo

im marrying a blonde women

laying in bed all snuggled up and my butt got really hungry all of the sudden and don’t have anyone to fill it :(

>>213958856
>>213958869
sure there are token ones but they dont get accepted into hick society right, they can read

>>213958914
you sound like you're extremely brown and marrying anything you can will be lucky for you

>>213958923
im a pale mestizo

not a brown one

>>213958928
ok brownie boy

Someone needs to drive a spike through my worthless nigger brains asap

Gn cum
Someone make the new

i need to drive my penis through a vagina

>>213957680
>kissenger
>good one
Lol no

new
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>>213958957

>>213958942
you're such a banal petty little gremlin-man lol

>>213957680
Ah the classic self hating Jew

>>213958657
zoomers won't be the cool new kids forever, trends change