Thread 213960697

Pelican edition

Previous: >>213958957

Shall be committing seppuku

I think Jason has a crush on Gavin Newsom

>>213960697 (OP)
>Pelican

Sorry....but based on these pictures alone the people on the left are normal and the people on the right shouldn't be alive.

I don't make the rules, this is a moral law written in our hearts by God.

>>213960750
nah he just pretty much repeats whatever nick the spic fuentes says. both goshpedo (brown) and gayson (spiritually brown) soyjack over the gay catboy

>>213960697 (OP)
i look like that

Took an orgasmic poop earlier today
The toilet paper was pitch black when I wiped

lmao the jeets have been trying to sneak in for quite a while

>>213960779
Have you read his wife's comments on her time with Harv?

I'm told what to think by Michael Peinovich, Jesse Dunstan, and Alex McNabb. Fuentes has jewish handlers(he himself has admitted this as recently as his Candace Owens appearance) who tell him what to say. He's been copying TRS and FTN talking points his entire adult life.

I only watch Russian today they have no bias

Got ASMR listening to a Dominican guy on his lunch break

>>213960865
It's even funnier because he tried to argue he was Aryan
>SAAR I AM WHITE SAAAR!
His case also resulted in several other jeets who had been naturalized losing their citizenship lol

*moves my hand across my chairside table while perusing the newspaper*
Now, where could my pipe be?
...
GARFIELD!

>>213960893
so true sis

>>213960904
things were way better in this country before foids could vote!

Young blonde nordic man long hair no shirt

>>213960874
>Fuentes has jewish handlers(he himself has admitted this as recently as his Candace Owens appearance) who tell him what to say.
You don't say

if a man is feminine enough, it's factually not gay to have sex with him

>>213960947
>if a man is feminine enough
oh hey that's me, but gay sex is gross so I don't do it

>>213960910
Never understood why boomers thought newspaper comics were so funny. Literally just the most mundane shit without even having a punchline half the time

Indians are so based kek

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755579585227119.mp4

>>213960929
>Young blonde nordic man long hair no shirt
Please, I can only get so aroused......

>>213960947
So you do want to fuck by Newsom

ok who's buying it

>>213960964
This better be the guy running in slow motion with the bat

>>213960961
A cat smoking a pipe is "mundane" to you?

>>213960959
jason.....

>>213961003
gayson isn't remotely feminine you dunce

'goon'd to code geass porn again' award

Squatters should be fined the amount of money the place they're staying in costs

bought another pokemon card

damn waifu cards

>>213961015
squatters should just be executed, none of those longhouse bullshit

>>213961029
how much was it

>>213961015
And if they don't have the money to pay for it, they should be sent to a labor camp
Imagine how productive we would be

>>213961039
10 bucks plus shipping

Poor people should just be thrown into a giant boiling cauldron and made into stew to feed the poor people

found a bag filled my old toys and games for the ps2/ps3 while cleaning out parentbergs car port i wish i could actually play them

If you know a girl with stinky feet can you direct her to me

>>213961048
what does the card look like whos your waifu

Another evening eating peanub nubber and quietly reciting the n-word to myself

>>213961068
my queen and first love

>>213960779
This would be a much more convincing point in the gaypers hadn't been telling everyone to vote for a literal indian in the last election

YOU WANNA DANCE COCKSUCKER

They're so scared of Mamdani

>>213961102
i dont remember anyone hyping up ramalamadingdong i only remember them briefly supporting yang

>>213961127
ok well spic fuentes was telling people to vote for karmello the JEETESS because of heckin based accelerationism

>>213961112
>pay for the brown childrens lunch you racist piece of shit

there's no way it'll actually be newsom for democratic candidate
they'll come out of "left" field with some crazy shit, they've got three years and billions of dollars

My only political positions are pro-austerity and anti-brown. Vote for me!

>>213961102
Christians and Fuentes are all brown and bad people, I don't disagree there at least.

my only political positions are doggy and reverse cowgirl with aoc haha

>>213961162
>there's no way it'll actually be new
That's why he's going hard now, to try and make it seem like a foregone conclusion. He knows the dem base will hate him for being a huwhite male.

>>213961164
I'm not a fan of pro austerity although for ganada it's different than for the US. White people dutifully paying into the system to prop up browns is a bad deal

>>213961205
they're definitely not running a woman again and I don't think they have a black guy lying around

>>213961196
he looks like me

I'm pro-autisterity

>>213961162
It's going to be Nick Fuentes with AOC as the VP
Remember this post when I'm proven right

goodnight

>>213961249
the spic ticket?

>>213961238
Not funny and ugly art style

>>213961271
t. muhamMAD

>>213961249
It's going to be Nick and Destiny. That way they get the dick sucking vote and the based red pilled zoomers in one fell swoop

>>213961250
Goodnight :)

should i brush my teeth

My poolitiques platform
>give White and Asian people UBI
>get rid of jewish and indian and black and latinx people
>declare war on and depopulate India and South America(including Mexico) using drones and planes and bombs and blockades and starvation if not nuclear weapons(maybe send the American jews, indians, blacks, and latinx as a penal legion with explosive collars or something if we need boots on the ground, then kill them too)

>>213961234
umm it's cory bookers TURN, bigot

i wonder what it was like to read Watchmen when it first came out, issue by issue
i read it when i from like 2019-2020, and it felt pretty impactful as a 17 year old
never watched the movie or the woke tv show

>>213961297
of course not, don't fall to the big toothpaste jew

I am a fucking alcoholic. When I get drunk Ilisten to Lex Friedman, my brain is pleasured double time. Thank you Alex for never letting me drink alone

>>213961330
Forgot that slop show existed lol. I guess it would be really impactful then too, except you'd go meet Moore at a fan convention and he'd seethe at you for not hating Rorshach o algo

>>213961352
>Lex Friedman
srsly?

Russia would be a lot cooler if they were still the USSR. When I think of the Soviet Union, I think of the Red Army. When I think of Russia, I think of krokodil addicted gopniks.

>>213961372
nah they're cooler now.

>>213961015
>>213961034
>>213961040
>noooo think of the absentee landlords

I think I won life by not using social media.
I think I won life by not telling people where I work at.

I'm still nearing homelessness though because of my schizophrenic mother.
It's like 10v1 out here.

Dog eat dog world. I like it like this.

>>213961386
90% of the time squatters just go into some middle class families house when they leave for a trip.

execution is the only thing deserved for this shitbags

>>213961386
I always side with landlords and I always side against unions. Deal with it!

hate paying the utilities bill from landlordberg. I keep hoping theyll forget to send it or lose my email

i'll start gooning whenever you do

>>213961395
That’s not squatting, that’s breaking and entering, completely different legal concepts.

>>213961402
unironically based

>>213961412
both are breaking and entering, retard. anyways why you're defending urkelkins breaking into a families home and just not leaving is very suspect.

The only thing better than landlords are companies like Blackrock and Brookfield. They’re like super duper landlords.

>>213961357
well back then, veidt's whole plot of saving the world from nuclear destruction through uniting everyone against a fake alien enemy would have seemed more novel and realistic, since it was written during the last years of the cold war

I always side with jews against chuds. They're a sophisticated classy people who have an appreciation for transience

the most based thing though? when liberals can't afford to rent in the "nice" part of their state because of the shitty policies they support. always a good laugh

the most based thing though? Somehow injecting politics into every single unrelated conversation you will ever have for your very short brief time you will spend alive on this planet

>>213961467
oy vey you side with your own tribe and we're supposed to be shocked?

YIMBY i want section 8 complexes built next to my house full of reeking smelly mexi shits that can't speak English and white trash with their pickup trucks
I want this because I am a good person

>>213961488
That's what I call epic

>>213960965
That's a man though

>>213961506
diversity is strength, chuddy

oh he pees and he poos? Must be a bolshevik am I right comrades

I have such a hard time deciding between our two major political parties here in Canada. They are the Incel Neoliberal Party and the Fag Neoliberal Party. They both make really good points.

>>213961542
I don't pee or poo. Kill yourself, degenerate.

uh oh redditjeet verging on ANOTHER crashout?? unc is washed fr

>>213961542
Only capitalists pee, retarded pinko commie trash go back to the USSR

>>213960965
>cute, I wish she had a pe-oh shi

One time I was yearning for an adrenaline rush and I invited a gay guy from grindr.

As soon as he parked his car and I gave him a wrong address on purpose, I walked to his car and told him to come.

This dude was ready to rape my asshole. He was like a couple inches taller as well.
Long story short.

As soon as he sat on my bed, I asked him what he wanted. He said I don't know what do you want? I said I don't know.

My guiltiness kicked in hardcore.
I told him I dont feel good, can you leave my place now.

I'm sorry for making you drive all this way please leave.
He was like its okay and he left quickly.

I go Downstairs and he's still parked outside. My heart sank.

Then I told a fellow neighbor with a new born son about it and he calmed me down.

Eventually the dude left.

Yeah, if you want easy fast sex. Grindr is the way.

I wonder how many criminal rapists use grindr.

straightest canadian

>>213961580
Banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nS5_EQgbuLc

I’m starting a brand new political party and it’s called the Dungaree Piss Penis Party (DPPP). First order of business is we all squeeze out a little crisp golden sunshine into our fresh baby blue jeans. Who’s with me m’niggas?!

I reeled for several hours, then it connected for me.
It was meant to be. It was always meant to be for me.

Kinda weird how redditjeet seethes against politics now like he wasn't spamming it for ages previously

>>213961597
I'm a extremely paranoid person.
If I used tinder and bumble, I'm scared of a fake rape allegation.

I've been using prostitutes since I was 19.
I'm 25 now.
I got kidnapped by two prostitutes when I was 19 but I got lucky because they went bipolar and let me go. Or I wouldn't have been alive right now.

It didn't stop me from seeing prostitutes because I went to Asian whore houses instead. I got tired of chasing adrenaline rushes. I'm safe now. Everything is good in the hood.

I did get one gf off an app but she was like a 4'11 200lb obese bitch I knew for couple of weeks, I even ratted to her brother and sister she made me meet for some reason that your lil sister is going on random dates from guys on bumble and tinder.

>>213961677
trufacts

They say that politics attracts the least worthy of us. The most yearning for power. For control.

I've had a dead fly on my screen for like a month

>>213961795
So what? It found a corner not to bother you. Let it remain until gravity brings it down.

>>213961705
>I've been using prostitutes since I was 19.
>I'm 25 now.
>I got kidnapped by two prostitutes when I was 19 but I got lucky because they went bipolar and let me go.
Lmao how do you get kidnapped by prostitutes?

Penises are remarkably beautiful. They do not arouse me. But I could never deny their beauty. And when they cum? Wow. Simply wow.

>>213961825
I've never had a geisha be so towards me

>>213961864
that is pretty fat

>>213961864
hell no

>>213961864
Sexoooooooooo

>>213961855
that's because you're not a cute cat

>>213961864
>This fat
>still no ass
Sad!

>>213960697 (OP)
wtf this mf aryan af

>>213961823
>Get dropped off at sketchy motel
>taxi guy says if you need me call again
>using a flip phone at the time in 2019
>knock on door
>she opens the door
>she was like 2 mins into the convo
>can you buy me and my friend Tim Horton's that's like 2 mins away from here
>End up spending like $30 on them just for goyslop timmies
>whatever
>they were eating
>had a lil bit of weed on me
>ask them you guys smoke weed
>They were like nah we don't
>Whatever
>they get done eating
>I ask when can we fuck
>she was like you can get undressed
>get undressed
>she was like, you can't fuck us
>I was like whatever
>then she is like only a bj

Basically it was humiliation
When the Blondie was giving me a bj with a condom on, she was like no moaning and she was barely sucking without any suction.

I get dressed after jerking myself off.
Then they put the chair at the front door.
They were like, you can't leave, we are gonna take all the money from your bank account. The pimp is a big tall guy and he's gonna beat your ass badly.

20 mins later
The blonde takes the chair off the door because the native girl was like, "why are we even kidnapping him for?"

I run so fast like usain bolt.
I see a couple guys my age smoking weed in their car and I said hey guys I will give you $10 for a hit of weed off your water bottle bong.

I call a taxi and he came with like 1% battery on my stupid flip phone.

I still won't forget that night ever.

>>213961984
So just a humiliation ritual? Also how much of weak faggot do have to be to get kidnapped by womeme

>>213960697 (OP)
What the fuck is that thing

>>213962017
They were baiting me.
If I even beat them up or laid a finger on them.

I would have went to jail.
They were baiting me hard as fuck.
I didn't even hit them or touch them.

Was staring at the floor, reminiscing about my 400ug LSD trip and how I've been through much worse than this petty shit.

>>213962046
Yeah but you can push them. They were illegally detaining you, that could've led to you having a plausible motive for self defense

>>213960697 (OP)
Love her so much it physically hurts

>>213961535
I had to drop by the city's biggest homeless shelter on a job other day. That place is hell on earth. I also go to the pridons here. The prisons are nice in comparison; clean, orderly, maintained and a security crew who care about the integrity of some. Homeless shelter is busted, flaking paint, nasty security checkpoint run by employees who look like they're just as ready to stab someone as the junkies they wrangle. Liberal mayors for decades now, too, so junkies are allowed to shoot up inside without getting tossed out, banned and arrested. I want to put on a full hazmat suit as soon as i drive in to the front parking lot (which is always packed with more junkies).

>>213962043
I think it’s a Dalmatian Pelican. I could be wrong. But it’s definitely some type of Pelican.

unfortunate that schizojeet is back (NOT to be confused with (redditjeet) it was nice when he was away

>>213962068
Dude I got lucky.
They literally let me go because the pimp arrived late or wasn't showing up. They got tired of waiting.

They were just yapping on the phone for like 20 mins before they let me go.

You would have handled it differently.
I even got a voicemail from the pimp saying he was gonna kill me or something with a really mumblely voice.

Its whatever. I do have slight PTSD from this experience.

I love Rex. I want to put a little Rex on by desk but my dad would call me a faggot.

>>213962094
You tried to doxx me with a bitcoin transfer of $5.
You failed Brian.

>>213962096
I guess, As a merican the second amendment runs big in me mind. Good that you got off. Do you still go to whores? I've been thinking about it but its expensive and a chore here

i'm cursed at least for the time being

Wait am I schizojeet or redditjeet or Jason or Brian? Help me recollect.

dead thread

>>213962164
no ur just called "fagit"

>>213962164
Brian the Fag raped Schizojeet at the last /cum/ meetup

Let me guess. You need more

>>213962148
No.
I'm suicidal and depressed.
My schizophrenic mother and my beta male father makes me want to go homeless and kill myself.

I should have never been born.

>>213962191
You just need to change the rage room to change room

>>213962191
It's okay anon. You're still fighting despite the odds
wgmi

>>213962182
You do realize brian got raped by his dad or something?

Hurt people, hurt people.
I've been escaping death since I was 15.
Escaped death again at 19.
Even at 24 on may 18th 2025.

Life is truly about survival.
I'm not hurt.

>>213962239
Do you know how much effort it would to change this?

I’m so addicted to femboys fuuuuuck

>>213962239
>escaped death
Ya I'm thinking you're overestimating the danger you get into. Wither that or you have no awareness or survival skills to speak of

>>213962226
I went for a walk for the first time in weeks and it felt super good.

Coffee and walking helps me.
I quit weed for good.
Only smoke it when I feel its time to.
Last time I bought some, the cashier weed lady was like trying to chat Me up.

I'm too anti social to go further with it.
But she had very nice tits, nice body and face.

But eh.

>>213961984
You need help. everything about this story is just crackhead tier

>>213962301
Funny you say that.
I'm 25.
Never been to jail.
Never been to the psychward/mental hospital.
Never been to the drunk tank.

People want me dead or make me lose my job.
My mom wanted me dead at 14 for no reason.
My dad is getting old and the schizo wife stresses him out.
My only child ass is still surviving somehow.

I mean you get to the front door of the homeless shelter it's dented metal frame, scummy looking glass that's had grubby bum hand smearing all over it and a door handle I put gloves on before touching. Go inside talk to black woman behind security glass through an intercom that crackles and cuts out. She'll buzz you through to another security checkpoint staffed by two dudes both with the thousand yard stare. All this is before you've even entered the zombie commons. Whole deal needs to be burned and salted, bleached and boiled. Permissive policy on homelessness by liberal government leads to this every time.

>>213962396
Some random guy told me about the homeless shelter.
People stab other people in there.

My heart sank when he told me that.
This was like in 2022 or 2023 tho.

>>213962396
What do you do for work? Social worker?

>cum newfags experience schizojeet the raped for the first time
lol lmao

>>213962446
I never got raped brian.
Not even at crackhouses I used to visit.

When you guys enshrine me as a perpetually namedropped /cum/poster, please call me “Big Dick Leaf” or “The Canad Penis Man, Haver of the Biggest Dick” or something like that. It will help me get pussy when I show women my 4chan posts.

grim hours

I don't even watch porn these days.
I get nothing out of it.

Anyone with a father who did construction here?

>>213962522
>>213962537
Same Brian posts

small dick leaf or the cig butt penis man, haver of the littlest dick is posting

>>213962478
we all know you got raped by messicans that's why you hate them so much

I spent $500 on Katie the Ukrainian stripper whore girl in July of 2024.

>>213962562
bro stop please I’m trying to get some beaver

I embrace danger

>>213962589
pics or it didnt happen

>>213962589
Was it worth it

>>213962603
no she was a prude

>>213962602
>>213962603
It was worth it.
I can't take pictures inside of a strip club.

I sucked her tits real good.
She was tryna make me cum and I couldn't.

>>213962598
Okay small dick leaf

>>213962616
nice but a bit much for some tits t

>>213962616
So it wasn't even a prostitute, you just paid $500 to touch a stripper?
Bruh

>>213962634
$500 in one week.
I kept getting random gst/hst money whilst I was working.
I spent it all on her.

>>213962446
LOL

>>213962649
3 x bum bum?

Is it true that spaghetti is a simulacrum of eating earthworms

>>213962779
No you're thinking of lo mein

I was reading about how men who were molested as kids often have their sexualities develop in abnormal ways. Often they become hypersexual or develop fetishes. But above all, they often associate sex and sexuality with shame and guilt. That sounds really terrible and difficult to overcome. It’s one of several reasons that most male victims of sexual abuse experience depression and suicidal ideation. I almost wish I didn’t read about any of this stuff, it’s too heartbreaking. I don’t believe in hell but I almost wish it existed just so child abusers could be sent there.

>>213962809
Yeah but Trump is still president and he fucked lil kids with jeffery

>>213962819
Bruh you are CANADIAN, why do you care so much about orange man? He's not your president (count yourself lucky)

>>213962819
Yeah probably. And so many other elites. Too many institutions are in on this shit. It seems like wherever power concentrates, so too does child abuse. It’s fucked.

Zuck for prez

>>213962835
>it's fucked
They literally fucked kids.

>>213962827
>bruh you live in a colony of the ZOGmerican empire why do you give a shit who the ZOGmerican emperor is, or who controls him

>>213962867
Damn I really do be living in the modern day Roman Empire

>>213962809
One of my good friends told me about how he was molested a bunch of times by one of his older brother’s friends. He has dealt with depression his whole life and was hospitalized for a suicide attempt once. Thankfully he is still alive and seems to be doing okay. He is a really good dude but life just handed him a shit deal.

Does anyone know where Nick Fuentes lives?

bruh how tf can saturn or jupiter be a planet if there gas giants or w/e
like how can gas be a planet and how do u know where it stops and where it starts
if i can float thru that btich it aint a planet

>>213963214
you are so smart

>>213963214
They have rocky cores

My stupid cat just ran away. He's a complete scardey cat so the minute the sun comes up and it gets busy he's gonna have a very bad time. Oh well. If you love them set them free right? If he hates it here them whatever, live your best life little buddy. Saves me money and no more having to scoop shit every day. Fuck it.

>>213963445
Your cat deserves better than you

>>213963445
Sorry to hear it anon. Hopefully he comes back.

>>213963462
I spoil the fuck out of him, idk what else to say. He clearly made the decision, I softly told him to come back and he thought about it then chose to run the opposite direction. What do you want me to start crying and blubbering? I love that little dude but if he's that unhappy to where he rather run out then so be it, I'm not in the business of trying to force a living creature to stay somewhere it doesn't want to be.

>>213963521
>What do you want me to start crying and blubbering?
No, but
>Saves me money and no more having to scoop shit every day. Fuck it.
Makes it sound like you don't really care
>

>>213960697 (OP)
Holy shit these things look way creepier than I had in mind

>>213963515
Thanks anon, me too. Was crawling all through the bushes trying to find the last place I saw him but I didn't see him back there anymore. I had to put my glasses on and shoes so I guess he had already moved to somewhere else in that brief interval of time. I've got the door open but with every passing minute I lose more hope that he's gonna return any time soon. I just hope he doesn't run in front of a car or something dumb like that

>>213963538
Well you're looking only at the surface and making huge conclusions. So many so-called animal lovers do this. I want him to be happy, if he decides being away from me is what he prefers I'm not interested in holding him captive. It's gonna be even worse in a few hours as the sun comes up he's gonna probably be scared and just hunker down somewhere. I just don't get why he did such a stupid thing. It's frustrating. Cats are so frustrating. My only regret is that they neutered the poor lad. He won't even be able to fuck cat sloots out there because of that

/cum/ has reached a new low for quality

that nirvana dude had a song about wanting to get raped lol

>>213963770
yo that's mad sus

futa

>>>/r9k/82232434
made one

anyone else watch vtubers

>>213963770
I knew a dude who looked like Kurt Cobain.
Long hair like him.
Did heroin like him.
Emo as fuck like him.

I didn't understand this guy.
He got a super cute redhead gf and fucked that up too.

Every guy I meet gets pussy. Then fucks it up.

I can't get pussy. Lol.

test

Can't believe he's really gone just like that. I noticed also while going behind all the buildings and bushes that there's poison bait traps set out all over. I remember my old roommate's cat died like that. He got out and returned many many days later, but was extremely sick died almost immediately after arriving. Apparently he'd gotten into one of those rat poison boxes that apartment complexes use. I'm feeling pretty fucking depressed to be quite honest. Why why why did he have to fucking run away like this?

>>213964057
Why are you so obessed with cats?

>>213964082
Why do you think?

>>213963866
you didn't make that thread

hi,

>>213963872
>>213964311


I am also noting that both these posts are a call to invasion or "raid" (his Discord group is coming)
he was also banned yesterday but is posting today

>>213964082
he has toxoplasmosis. many such cases!

I've got myxomatosis

>>213964057
put some food and water outside your door he'll probably come back

My spirit animal is either a tiger or an owl. Or a wolf as a distant third possibility.

>>213964690
are you from Iran or a Canadian tiger??

>>213960697 (OP)
Made one.
>>>/r9k/82233676

you wouldn't make it past my cheeks

I would be fine whatever. messed up that sentence - I dont care, it still works

>>213964962
I am from Canada. Maybe a tiger here is unlikely lol.

>>213965111
is that what u say to vegetables because you don't like eating them because yer fat?

covfefe and da back fo today

These Indian international students get assfucked for PR or Canadian Citizenship

we should pay people to have long days so we can create a time debt for humanity

How chinese does a nigga gotta be to get some fuckin dim sum around here, get some fuckin lo mein? Get some fuckin Liu Kang around here?

>>213965529
That's called the economy

>>213966455

pol

>>213966121
the economy is taking money from people with jobs to give to people with no jobs, not making people with no jobs work at the long day factory to create a time sink. what we have right now is the thing but with money (and it would be more valuable to have the other)

>>213964458
I did. We'll see. Spent all morning now looking outside for him. Either he's in a really good hiding spot (very possible) or he went way further than I'm looking. I read that indoors cats usually are only within a distance of about 300yards. But he's adopted and was a stray so he possibly isn't as deterred as a true indoors cat would've been and maybe wandered much further. Heck, maybe he hates me so much that he legged it as far as possible. Seems so weird, hes such an affectionate and extremely clingy cat and also so skittish he will hide for hours without coming out just because he heard a loud noise or a stranger comes into the house for a few minutes. It's so out of character that he just tand bolts off. I'm going to sleep fuck it. If he comes back cool if not so be it. Next time I'm getting a dog

>>213966541


this post is an automated spambot/AI made by from /brit/ posts

>>213966651

avatar/signature post

>>213966635

this is an automated spam/bot poster or subhuman and a low quality post, a foreigner, and is raiding the thread like I have said. he is ban evading assuming that he got banned yesterday

who is rorke

>>213966695
Would you shut the fuck up already? Why would we care what happens in your limey thread?

mental how they cant go one thread without mentioning fucking kids. the post violates US laws and they are still posting. thats crazy

>>213966988

avatar/signature. last post before I head out, but this, and >>213966563
this, both are examples of blatant rule-breaking

I have a tummy ache :(

got my bussy stitched back up
hopefully ill be back in commission soon

mental how badly i mind broke him

have greatly enjoyed calling people "dysgenic" lately

i need money

>order groceries for delivery because I cba shopping today
>ordered 1lb of chicken
>shopper got 0.3lb
I don't understand how you choose to work every day as a grocery shopper while not knowing how to read

I can sleep as long as I want

>>213968773
they fuck up every time i dont know why people bother with that shit

>>213967068
Tummy all better :)

>>213969020
it's really only weighted stuff that they constantly fuck up for me, same thing happens with fruit
I only end up with a missing item maybe 1 in 10 orders, but anything weighted has a 10% success rate

>be me
>straight male
>a twink in lingerie is riding me

down to 156.5lb

Chicken is the worst meat

>>213969420
Turkey is worse

>>213969420
>>213969494
they taste the same

Seeing my probation officer soon

i'm the neighbour with the annoying dog that doesn't shut the fuck up

I'm a mystery nigga

the meaty cavernous vagina

>>213969999
DOG nigga

man or woman, call it

>>213962124
Call him an impotent cuckold then

>>213969942
What's a probation officer?

>>213970264
woman obviously

>>213970397
it's like parole but it lets you stay out of jail instead of happening after

Damn this is my favorite music. I love the oh sees

When you listen to music based on traditional Irish folk music, you can really hear where American country music got its roots

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_XUVEyOwnAU&pp=0gcJCf8Ao7VqN5tD

>>213970519
guess I'm not patrician enough...

>>213970805
not for me it dont

>>213970397
Probation means you're on thin ice. You can stay out of jail but you have to abide by certain conditions for a specific amount of time

I don't care if they ban porn.

>"Ask women out on dates"
No.
>"Sign up for a dating app"
No.
>"Hang out at the bar and talk to women"
No.
>"Go to church and meet a religious girl"
No.
>"Ask women at work out for a coffee date"
No.
>"Get a hobby where you can meet new women"
No.
>"Ask your friends if they know any single women"
No.
>"Make friends with women and see if things progress into a relationship"
No.
>"So you're just gonna stay single for life and not even try to get into a relationship?"
Yes

>>213970805
my friend there are easy ways around this

>>213970909
autism

why does pussy smell like fish, that's what we all asking

It's over.

>>213970805
Depends where you are

I'm the same age as Adin Ross.
My dad is the same as Joe Rogan.

>>213970909
tried to explain this to my family and they all just think i'm just an autistic incel

>>213970909
first they came for the gooners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a gooner

even if a girl did approach me it would just be super awkward and she would regret it instantly and then never talk to me again

I will never be gay.

the brazilian incel (volcel) DOES NOT suffer
he could fuck a LEGAL prostitute in less than an hour if he really wanted to have sex

I remember a cute college classmate girl once said that I had a “cool zen energy” and I think that’s my favourite compliment I’ve ever received. What’s your favourite compliment that you can remember?

>>213970846
I always hated Sonic Youth

>>213971084
Prostitutes are just broken women.

>>213971114
All women are broken

>>213971095
She asked me a question.
I don't wanna think about it.
It makes me cry.
I would never doxx her.
She knows I love her.
Her older bro plays in the NHL.

All the compliments I ever received were that I'm smart

hello

I miss my mom.
I hope she's okay.
I hope her sisters or cousins are taking care of her.

I don't care if I go homeless.

My sister and I have been fucking since we hit puberty. We're both now in our 20s and our family is wondering how we haven't had any boyfriends and girlfriends. I'm not gonna lie bros, I really love her. Not as a sister, but as a woman. I want to be with her romantically. I just don't know how to go about this.

>>213971153
are you actually

>>213971107
I kind of like their first two albums but I couldn't get through dirty

Piano bench ass

>>213971186
You're disgusting.
I wish I can expose you to your parents.
Your parents would disown your ass.
Kill yourself.
You sister deserves better, rapist.

I don't know how I made it to 25.
Still made money.

>>213971186


this deserves at least a 3 day vacation

>>213971232
Every new sentence doesn’t need its own line my man

New
>>213971287
>>213971287

New
>>213971301

310

>>213971095
a girl said that i'm the most beautiful when i sing