Thread 213962569

pengen ngentot gan

What's being married feel like?

peng ping pang pong pung

>>213962593
she is MC's sister not his wife. can seamonkeys not tell the difference? all evidence points to yes.

>>213962650
What the fuck does Yuki have to do with my question?

I don't watch anime

>>213962650
>Didn't watch the anime
How the fuck should that anon know? Besides, the anon's asking different shit.

>>213962667
sex

i was gonna put in "kiss your sister" but that could get this thread nuked

tired of them

Gw cuma pengen ngentot, seshrimpel itu aja tapi kenapa ga bisa gw dapetin? Gw cuma pengen pengalaman ngentot yang penuh dengan rasa kasih sayang diantara dua pihak, tapi kenapa susah banget didapetin? Bukannya udah jadi kodrat manusia untuk mencari kehangatan diantara perempuan dan laki?

>>213962889
the picture already implies it dw

College is so depressing. I can't wait to be NEET after this semester.

bago
>>213962169
>>213962169
>>213962169

i used to laugh at people who get up immediately after a plane lands until one day a kid projectile vomited on my shoes while walking on the aisle

>>213963504
They had the option to assimilate but they chose to keep their culture instead. So what we're dealing with are foreigners who's been squatting here for generations.

just kick them out like singapore o algo

>>213963743
>foreigners who's been squatting here for generations
Kinda sounds like they're not foreign enymore.

>>213963789
They can't even speak the national language.

>>213963743
Perbezaan adalah rahmah

>>213963828
They're still local to the land. It's not their fault they're not the ruling class and didn't write the constitution.

I am spiritually Han

>>213964098
You're not spiritually Han, you are Han.

Who
The fuck
Asked
?

>>213963906
A dog born in a stable isn't a horse. Except in this case, the dog has a magical button that turns him into a horse but he refuses to press it. Fine then, he can live in the stable, but he won't get treated as a horse.

>>213963743
>>213963828
Not even, lol. It's basically just standard SEA corruption 101. You just give Bumis free handouts so they won't chimp out and start self-radicalizing against the 1% rich Malays who're stealing from everyone else.

Filipinos are the most cucked race on Earth

>>213965199
Maybe your country is a shithole because you keep calling yourselves dogs and horses.

All the "high-protein" meal shit you see on YouTube are tickets to kidney stones with the excess amount of plastic cheese. What in the actual fuck.

Filipinos are the strongest race on Earth.

Proof?

I had a dream where busty filipina was riding my dick and gripping me hard.

So yea, I guess they are the most power race on Earth.

yeah those meals make sense for athletes, not sedentary 9-5 office job ahh mfs making shit with 60g of protein per meal

>>213963005
Lebay, ngentot jg cuma gitu gitu doang. Lagi juga jarang banget ada momen dimana lu atau cewe lu engas disaat yg bersamaan, 99% ngentot itu antara lu lagi mau ngewe terus cewe lu ngikutin kemauan lu atau sebaliknya, jadi kalo yang lu cari dari kegiatan ngentot-mengentot itu intimasi ya susah

>>213965008
peru you have changed

Kinh pussy does that to you

huh wat u mean?

he’s fucking viet women now is he not?

>>213966846
kenapa ngentot boring tapi ngokop ketek sambil di handjob gak boring?

>>213964098
OK, how much for a Han(d)job?

Now you should have known by now
Eazy duz it :D

>>213966846
Kenapa yang pernah ngentot pasti jawir kulit gosong kusam kayak lu?

Do you think the world would be a more politically fragmented if more human species/other intelligent animals existing with their own cultures? I think Indonesians would be happy with a bunch of children looking humans existing.

I feel extremely suicidal because I have to wake up early tomorrow just to get an education I barely care about and would use in the future. I wish I was gaming all day again like I did for the past 9 years as a NEET. All I do in class the entire time is think about gaming or porn, I barely pay attention at all. It's so goddamn boring.

>>213970159
Jgn sama samain gw sama jawir, blog. Minimal gua masih berakal jadi manusia
Lagi juga sekarang semua orang udh pada ngentot, yang penting daftar sama masuk kuliah aja (sama tau cara begaol sama orang) nanti juga lama lama bisa ngentot. Biasa aja intinya, jangan norak kayak jawir

>>213970757
Jawak ngentod the most, they are the most populous ethnicity in indo

>>213966846
>>213969848
>>213970159
>>213970757
Javanese right?

We

Yeah we wuzzers are extremely common here especially among boomers

>213972846
Same energy as Filipinos claiming they were prophesized in the bible o algo

Praise Christ

but we are the true heirs of jerusalem thoughalgo

Timor-Leste pipo are more Catholic than Filipinos THOUGH

listening to God Is - Ye rn

if you are baptized then you have a rightful claim to israel
doesnt matter what race you are

>doesn't matter what race you are
So why are internet Tradcath pages always run by Filipinos who desperately want to pass off as white o algo

i dont take those pages seriously since they guzzle so much jewish cum

>>213962569 (OP)
future comfort woman for ukrainian patriots

>>213973376
There's Ukrainian women doing cosplay work in Japan. I saw it on twitter

>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_wS0VzyK8E

Pinoys can also be neo-pagan

https://youtu.be/58TWLbO1I-s?si=3D7s7U0TsnSIbfIl

I want a cute Southeast Asian boyfriend.

Durian Number One!

moo deng would never say that

^tsmt

moodeng is gay

proof?

Moo Deng more like Poo Peng

>>213973800
What is it about

>>213974237
found it.
It's the cowherd and the weaver girl.

Oh baby, baby, baby
My baby, baby
Wo jue bu neng shi qu ni
Bu guan ni zai na li
Wo yi ding hui zhao dao ni

business idea:
onlyfans but for 12yo

i though it was meteor garden o algo

her body her choice, chud.

thanks to AI telling them how to create a website

proof?

it's on the malaysia news

Minimum amount of nofap days needed to make gooning more pleasurable?

KYS PEDOPHILES

>nooo how dare you make hella bread at 12 and ruin the status quo you MUST be poor and work in low IQ gov jobs when you're 20
Why is the g*vernment like this?

>>213974622
3 days for me

I was a computer geek at 10 and when I discovered Project64 to play Turok and Zelda and discovered game shark from an old magazine scan online. If the PC was advance back then, I might've become rich like those girls.

>just finished my work
I'm so fucking done with my life
Udah muak gw ngentot

we live on a reality where an ac is an necessity
it is over for /asean/

>>213975598
reward yourself with a cold beer.

>>213975738
>>213974393
>>213973871
>>213972847
...

>>213973800
Qing Fei De Yi

I ate Lechon belly and even lechon sigsig. I found it alright, I couldn’t eat much as it was heavily in oil and fat, the skin is hard to eat, the dipping sauces is good though, the vegetable dishes are eh, but the flan is nice.

Should I?

Does the hijab intensify the aroma of girls hair?

>>213976279
if the skin is hard then the cook fucked up

i wish to die

get fit, gan

>>213976492
Too late I’ve sworn off from eating pinoy food

>>213976492
Im guessing it is from grab food. Those Filipino restaurants in singapore seems to let their food sit on microwavable plastics covered for too long that the crispy parts ended up soaked on steam water.

I legit enjoyed some lechon there but having them delivered sitting on steamy microwavable box fucks up the food.

I went to a restaurant one anon recommended, Don Lechon.

>>213976295
Is that an Escort or marriage site?

tbf a proper lechon is very hard to cook
we tried it twice with native pigs and we always end up with chewy skin and undercooked meat

did peru get arrested for terrorism yet

More like lechon kawaii

>>213975690
At what temperature do you guys put your AC at?
27 here and I'm freezing

>>213977699
25

>>213977699
25C

>>213977699
I don't use AC.

Almost bought switch 2, glad my bank refuse the transaction process

sudden craving for crispy slightly burnt tj cheesedog

waiting for your parcel be like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEdX-rAIp4M

>>213976675
I usually go to Lucky Plaza Level 03-25 to eat Filipino food. Especially the Tosilog, it's a neat fried rice dish that comes with sweet cured pork and egg.

>>213978491
Duly noted

>>213976279
> Lechon belly
That's not authentic lechon, though. Lechon should be roasted whole; it's juicier, has a more sophisticated aroma, and the fats are spread out throughout the pig. The best parts of the lechon are the ribs, which are full of aromatics, the pig feet, and the fatty parts of the lechon head should be the parts used in sisig.

Also, we don't treat lechon as a restaurant food. It is best served at family gatherings, birthdays, weddings, and fiestas where close visitors can take some home to recook into another recipe for their next meals.

>>213978742
So the whole pig then? We have something similar during Qingming. Roast pig is always good unless you like animals and see its face. I wasn’t gonna drop a few hundred for a roast pig in one sitting though, wanted to see any differences between the roast pork in our cultures.

respect any кoтposters in this thread

>using ai chatbot to imagine wholesome scenario with my anime wife
>it's constantly being seductive
how do i escape this gooners hellhole and achieve nirvana?

>>213978976
>I wasn’t gonna drop a few hundred for a roast pig in one sitting
Well, you can visit local lechon stores in Cebu where you can pick the parts you want from the whole, smoking-hot lechon pig and they'll chop it right in front of you.

Here we usually know a local lechon dealer we can call to make lechon for us, and they'll deliver it right away in a specific time while it's still hot.

go to sleep retard

watching slopscom rn

It's hard to recommend Pinoy food abroad because it's hit or miss. I feel like the safest bet is to attend a Filipino celebration. Even here, the restaurants has their own version of everything.

The Phil government tried to standardized the recipe for restaurants abroad(like how the Thai government did with their Thai Select program) but there's a massive pushback against it.

pagpag is consistent across the cities and classes.

>>213970438
https://youtu.be/9N4p02fZHO8?feature=shared

Gaming and porn wrecked your dopamine system. You found studying boring because of these two. Get it checked. Lots of activites can be enjoyable if you're willing to dive deep. Get into clubs at least.

in your degree you should have:
a) done internships and performed well enough for a return offer
b) networked with people who could put you forward for jobs

if you did neither of them then you wasted your money on a degree

no matter how hard you try
you will never be able to marry anime
why bother

gm sirs
time to please mr lim again

Who told you to report to my office at this hour? Fucking filipinos I swear, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND REPORT AT 8:00 YOU BROWN RETARD

>>213982164
You're late. Sleep outside the office so you can be on time again.

>>213982319
He was supposed to be at 7:30 am YESTERDAY before we even hired him

i fell asleep

kofi time

>>213977699
I wish ACs here had a constant kW setting (not just temp setting)
The humidity bugs me

Tangina nyo get a Job niggers

>>213977699
forgot reply
27 daytime
26 at night

>>213985625
the bird are singing
the flower are blooming
my dick is throbbing

>>213985543
Go invent one or get a patent for one o algo

ok

HOLY SHIT The Sultan of Malaysia is really a fatass

>>213987501
Don't they have like 15 of those over there?

>>213985625
It's impossible to get a job here in the Philippines. Especially if you don't have a college degree or job experience to get an entry level job unlike in Japan, where requirements are more lax.

>>213987774
I am talking about the King of Malaysia.

>>213974622
1 day if you're a frequent runner/jogger
3 days if you're casual because your semen literally recharge within 3 days
7 days if you want to have alternative way to jerk off
14 days if you want to have multiple session in one day (only for gooning, not sex)
14-21 days if you want to have a wet dream and skip manual gooning

>>213988277
I'm Muslim so I can't masturbate.
Fuck it I will do it

I just bought a LG 0.8hp window AC for 5k php. althoughbeit it is used and the buttons isnt working, only controlled using remote.
is it a good deal?

Coffee time

pagiii

>>213985625
I'm working from home

>>213989673
tiny room?

Only got to be on unemployment for two weeks.

Already got a Job interview lined up.

$115k with bonus, 2 days remote and half days off in summers.

Fucking sucks bro, I wanted to live on the government teet a little bit more, I fucked up not applying earlier.

I'm getting paid $1k a week in Neetbux.

>>213990650
Insane humble bragging.

>>213990682
Iunno, I'm currently $450k - $500k NW. I really did want a more extended break.

I save like a scrooge, I sock away $30-$35k every year so far.

>>213990705
Yes yes, keep dunking on us thirdies.

>>213990732
But I consider Malaysia firstie, KLL is a very beautiful city.

>>213990682
kek, this

>>213963504
What the fuck is bumiputera

>>213990782
son of the land.

>>213988277
>1 day if you're a frequent runner/jogger
What causes this phenomenon? I got immediate boner everytime I got home from running too

how do I work in Malaysia
my country is doomed to fail

>>213990875
I'll give you a green card

>>213990880
yu gi oh spell card? no thanks

It's crazy to me as a thirdie how well paid and how easy it is to find jobs in the US.

>>213990912
This only works if you give up the thirdie mentality of living for today and not saving for tomorrow.

I would be more infinitely stressed if I didn't have a large reserve to tap into.

is she right?

>>213991247
forgot pic

i've been drinking in my non sea country

>>213991259
Yea she right, Most countries just need proper systems in place, the problem with thirdies is the governments are corrupt.

>>213990823
Your heart pumpmaxxing blood all around your body

>>213990875
I mean if you try to leave Islam it will be complicated.

>>213991284
It goes both ways desu. Efficient governance dies if the people running it are retarded nepo babies who think they have a right to it because their ancestor 2 generations ago was a politician.

Yikes...

>>213991259
What would the Philippines be like if Leni won?

>>213991416
free sniff for everyone

>>213991454
Has anyone got a source on her?

kys furrypedotroon

>furfag
die

>>213991602
TRVKE

animal general, dough

>>213990823
moar blood flow to peenus = more fuel to produce semen

bored in class tell me what to draw and ill post

>>213991741
nicole

>>213991733
penis pump?

>>213991454
sag

>Cebu-based girl group ARZA debuts in P-pop scene
lmao

woah
I thought I was out

idgi

I'm on track to being a millionaire, if you are a diaspora and you aren't a millionaire then you've fucked up hard.

all i'm saying,

I'm already a millionaire though

>>213970793
does this apply to jawak girls too? i'm desperate, i'll go have a cheeky visit to jawa one of these days if that's the case.

>>213992003
gib me some money senpai

it's so easy to become a millionaire in the US

idgi

I only have 50mb left. GGs.

>>213964098
TAKE OVER

what if im sleeping thoughever?

stop spamming fb memes chud

Duterte = bisaya
Macros = tagalog?


So bisaya always make the country better
Noted

hes ilocano with waray bisaya mother thoughalgo

I just realized we're meant to eat our rice mainly with forks or chopsticks. Except for fried rice and soup dishes, of course. Our rice is different from Indian/curry rice. It's sticky enough to pick up with forks or chopsticks, and eating with a spoon just to scoop the food is an overkill, because then it'd be harder to tear or stab the food like the fork. So, if you want to eat with only one utensil, it's better to pick the fork rather than the spoon (unless it's soup or fried rice).

>>213992940
Pacman is bisaya tho

>Bisaya loves Duterte because he's their local strongman politician and thinks he will make them first world

>Ilocanos love Marcos because he's their local strongman politician and think's he will make them first world

What even at this point.

>>213963743
Why should we assimilate. We're here to take over

>>213991384
Explain this, Indons.

>>213993119
Nah, you're all leaving to take over Australia.

I love bongbong because

>>213963789
Yes this land was promised to us 888 years ago

>>213963828
Cause it sounds like chimp speak
>>213965199
Wolf will never bring himself down to a donkey

>>213993140
We will spread chineseness like the plague across Asia Pacific

>>213963789
The Malay government is just butthurt that they Chinks don't want to "Masuk Melayu" like they want to so they try to come up with all sorts of cope or some other bullshit.

There's also irony in the fact that Malaysia is one of the countries that are extremely close to China too lol.

>>213963504
of course zion don attacks malaysia like a good golem, israel wills it
all these bumiputera criticisms are just jew shit
if it's not right wing jews+golems (cia-mossad, gop, etc.), it's left wing jews+golems (soros, human rights ngos)

>>213993245
They're desperate. The Rakyat are with China because multipoolar world order USA reeeee but don't care that they are playing into Chinese hands.

Any good cheap 2nd car that is awd and automatic? Its rare isn't it?

Hrv and crv for asean market arent awd

idgi

>>213993352
>awd and automatic?
why do you need those to begin with?
just get a fwd manual, that's plenty and cheap

>>213993383
Manual is hard for a city that is always traffic

I gave up
Automatic is the future tho. We all will use EVs eventually

>>213993352
why do you need awd

>>213993470
Manual -> Auto because if you're good at manual, you can drive an auto easily. It's not the same for Auto -> Manual.

>manual
indogs who brag about driving manual are usually horrible drivers
half clutch for a minute, high rev gear shifting, rough acceleration/braking, and so on
all the good manual drivers i know have switched to auto (mostly older people)

>>213993533
you dont understand city traffic in indogland
you can learn manual but you'd want to daily drive auto

>>213993589
Oh no, what I'm saying is that if you're learning how to drive, it's best to go by manual. When you're actually driving, go auto.

ella trinking thai bier

>>213993613
Most cars that being produced ≥2020 are auto. The ratio is 7:3

I just wish tesla is being mass produced for asean market

indogs and mainlanders will take over malaysia
it's just unavoidable at this point

>>213993656
I don't think Tesla will ever catch on in SEA because BYD got us by the balls due to their lower price. Coupled with Musk's spergouts ( and his association with Trump ), it'd be much more tougher.

>>213993533
I got a manual license but I’ve been driving auto cars for so long, I regret learning it.

>>213993689
Who gives a fuck about these brands? Just buy a Porsche everyone’s doing that now.

>>213993656
i only really care about fsd for tesla
once it's available for byd, hyundai, wuling, etc. don't think i'm gonna consider buying tesla cars
even now ioniq 5 shits on everything else

>>213993634
Post ellapits

>>213993352
Mazda has the best automatics (I'm not talking about CVT shit). I still prefer to drive a manual, though.

>>213991454
If I told her I had documents that could implicate Marcos would she let me bury my face in her pits

Ges?

>>213993124
jawir presidency

Ehhh ges?

Take a look at your future.

>>213995148
Me on the left with the funny hat.

Does your workplace offers free training / certifications?

>>213995586
Yeah.

made iced tea using tea bags
tasted like sago't gulaman with a bitter aftertaste

>>213995669
Elaborate

>>213995586
Most of the free training offered are for useless course like leadership, time management, etc.
The only time you'll get something worthwhile is when your company decided to give you more responsibilities.
I got an ISO auditor certification but at the cost of having to be the one responsible for the ISO compliance for my department.

>>213966846
Ndasmu, aku loh horny tiap hari cok. Yaopo mesti gol lah podo2 birahi. Manukku loh iritasi soale keakehan coli. We 1 bulan, aslinya isok sembuh 1 miggu, tp raisok tahan gak coli lebih 3 hari. ASU NDASMU KON RAONOK NAFSU

>>213976295
Yang paling penting bisa di entot gak bang. Bukan toxic tp kebutuhan spiritual bang. Gue halalin deh

How do I make money in Tokyo

I've been getting extra horny ever since I started dating, but I don't want to defile my gf...
On the other hand, I also don't want to cheat on her.

It isn't cheating if she doesn't know.

But Allah will know

Having a gf is already a sin. No need to suddenly pretend to care about God.

Dilarang asal ntot
Nanti kayak ridwan kamil

>>213990650
>I'm getting paid $1k a week in Neetbux.
Sana all

How do I make money in the Philippines

>having a gf is a sin
Is that why most Muslim Empires were into butt stuff?

>>213997639
>>213997508
Putangina mo pala weh

Bago
>>>/pol/513522689

Whats the meaning of "Malays"?

>>213998798
Just go solat Jumaat then?

>>213996601
Justru jadiin motivasi buat cari uang biar bisa cepet nikah

>>213998834
Asian Muslim

>>213998798
Isn’t Sharia Law only really bad in Kelantan and Terengganu?

>>213998798
There are so many other problems in Terengganu (and Kelantan by proxy) and these """religious""" retards are focusing on stupid shit like this.
They don't care about the region, they just care about making themselves look good to their (majority, not all) low IQ followers who lap up this shit because muh heckin religionrino (despite only learning about islam in mandatory classes in school and nothing more beyond that).

>>213993144
If nothing else his cowardly behavior of refusing to take accountability and putting all his cronies under the bus is funny.
It's a nice break from the 24/7 Duterte and China bad news cycle.

>>213999891
Aceh you mean.

>>213999999
I am talking about Malay states though and Aceh is in Indonesia.

>>213996516
how juicy is your boipussy?

>>214000065
Nah, Kelantan and Terengganu still do lots and lots of haram stuff so they're not going hard enough.

>>213999999
checked

Kok modelan gini banyak "inverstor"nya ya? Gak nyangka bnyk orang Indo fetishnya gini...

>>213999999
checked

kisses from norway

>>213999945
its the irreg life

>>214000093
Okay but still I hear a lot of harsh punishments when people leave Islam in those states then in other Malay states.

Look at this ugly and primitive, cavemen tier language >213996385

>>213999999
Checked

>>214000193
What did you hear?

Me when I find an /asean/ poster irl

IT'S UP
>>214000322
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>>214000322
>>214000322

>>214000272
Prison time or rehabilitation centers.
Like at least in most Malay states the worst they can do is not count you as a Ex-Muslim but in Kelantan and Terengganu they won’t let you breathe.

>>213999999
god bless

>>214000312
We don't look like that

>>214000312
>you're a big guy

kys pedotroon

>300
>>214000322
>>214000322
>>214000322
>>214000322
>>214000322

TOO EARLY CHUD

>>213999999
Am I missing something why is everybody saying check to this?

FUCK

he got six repeating digits o algo

>>214000537
Keep bumping

nah u are

Whatever
Just move
>>214000322
>>214000322
>>214000322
>>214000322

>>213977699
24 if there are a lot of people.
27 if I am alone