Thread 213965649

caberge 'dish

>>213965649 (OP)
love that bergé

trainer: throws out scorbunny
scorbunny: AAAAA!

>my cat cares about me
this is cope, your cat literally tolerates you for convenience and that's it

woke media has renamed the front crawl to "Freestyle" when will the left relent?

you find an asian in your wall

>he calls cream cheese "philadelphia"
lmaoooooooooo

>my cat cares about me
screaming

who's the most shaggable pokemon lads
basic choice maybe but mine's gardevoir

>>213965702
slut

>>213965702
needs fucking

OK guys raids today 8PM at the big gym

member 2018 memes?

>my cat
scrmbbltn

cats have really gone out of their way to avoid learning english
dogs obviously would if they could but cats just aren't trying

>>213965713
mewtwo be gripping

Forget dreadlocks forget wearing kimonos the most outrageous form of cultural appropriation has to be women pretending to be autistic

sc

>>213965714
>>213965715
?????????????????????????????????????

talk white you lowlife

>>213965707
I know it seems bizarre to you because every cat you've ever known probably despised you
because you're such a creep

dins

>>213965728
my dog speaks swahili

>>213965743
i've said my piece chrissy

>>213965713
Lilligant for me probably

>>213965703
and i call vacuum cleaners "hoovers"
what's your problem?

>>213965686
see >>213965750
I just feel sorry for you

meanwhile in /britcat/
>my human

>>213965752
michelin man ahh

so hungry but need to shower
I wish I could cheat and constantly have the means to buy takeaways constantly

lads who say cats can't love you are probably the same freakazoids who say women don't really love you. telling on themselves without even realising it

>>213965752
been a while since i treated myself to a poo barm

>>213965764
no problem at all I just get a kick out of your silly nonsense

>>213965780
>ownerberg 1 fed me then i managed to trick ownerberg 2 into feeding me twice, get in lads

>>213965713
this one

>>213965775
i feel sorry for you thinking that your cat gives a fuck about you, cats aren't emotionally driven and only care about themselves

they care about you the same amount a duck does when you throw food to it at the pond

beware of women they'll kill you in an instant if you let your guard down

>>213965788
it's so sad :(

>>213965752
fat

>>213965801
it wasn't nonsense
it made perfect sense, that's why everyone understood what i was saying

>>213965721
chortling at this

>>213965686
catberg snuggled right up to me laughing at this post kek

i think my cat loves me
he runs up the garden to come see me when I go outside, he follows me upstairs to bed and sits next to me on my desk while I'm doing a bit of computering before bedward
at the very least he likes hanging out with me

>>213965780
>scottish blues taking big dog cock

got a big boner today at the rocket balloon but I hadnt wanked before bed soo

>>213965826
cats are horrible evil self-interested goblins, yes, but they love people fiercely all the same
im sorry you've never experienced that

an ode to /brit/:
poo, willy bum
gay porn
wanking up a storm

some absolute skull emoji ahh shiiii going in in here

>>213965826
sad lost little man

stubborn bit of bacon refusing to leave the bacon bunker (the little gap in my back teeth under a filling where food keeps getting stuck)

>>213965871
LOL

mental how if you are a polshit or r9k freakoid because you rolled that when you started 4chan you probably will never find love and will die alone

>>213965868
4/10

>>213965891
me running my hand down slapping each one

>>213965837
shh now sweetie
be a good boy

struggling to get through this latest Jurassic Park CGI sloppa

been marathoning it in 15 min chunks over the last 2 days and I'm still only 90 minutes into the movie

>>213965909
imagnie being such an offputting vile incel that animals dont even like you

>>213965930
for me it's pulling down their jeans and shoving my face into each one

>>213965906
what i said to your mum after railing her against the wall

>>213965891
Wish they'd all toppled over and fallen out that window

>>213965649 (OP)
ｶﾜ(・∀・)ｲｲ!!

>>213965891
worried about the lass on the bottom's back
imagine getting paralysed from the waist down and every time someone asks how it happened you have to explain what a "booty tower" is

i'm a /jp/dophile

>>213965935
it's shite

>>213965950
3/10

>>213965937
why are you desperately holding onto the love of an animal that isn't even real outside of your own mind? can only imagine how empty your life must be to seek validation from an emotionally void cat lmfao

>>213965932
soz mum

>>213965973
yeah I'm fairly certain I won't be finishing it. I tried at least, I did try.

>>213965891
the stench...

They didn’t tell you? The owner of the store treated me to one six pack of beer

>>213965978
sad, strange, bitter little man x

>>213965971
he loves to party!

>>213965989
modern films are just crap

have never had any success interacting with a cat on the street

meanwhile any time I smile at a dog they are happy to come over and be petted

GLEBOKOSCI

>>213965935
I'm shit at watching films but 15 min slots is some real fried brain behaviour

Who set rorke loose

>>213966005
concession accepted

幼女

>>213966005
:)

>>213966017
cats love being pet if you pspspsps at them

>>213966017
cats like it when you look them in the eyes and do long slow blinks
that tells them you're relaxed and puts them at ease

>>213966038
bradley.jpg

20 great throws in 30 Pokemons caught :)
but that is with one of the Pokemon taking like 8 throws to be caught

>>213966029
good sport him

>>213966029
that specific dog breed is called whippets, and they’re gorgeous little dogs

i want to watch the jurrasic world films so i can look at bryce dallas howard's arse, but i'm too scared of the dinosaurs
they genuinely give me nightmares

>>213966054
if you do this you hae toxoplasmosis

>>213965978
you sound very bitter and jealous

In bed. Farting.

>>213966068
theyre called nang hounds in australia

>>213966076
It's OK lad dinosaurs aren't real

leftypol going to jail for doing whippets at the furry convention

doing some MAX battles at the big gym today while I wait for the raid

>>213966017
>>213966051
>petted
>pet
you can't be serious

>>213966091
that can’t be true

>>213966025
If it's a decent film and has my attention then I'll watch it in one sitting but if it's premium slop then it's a slog to get through.

What's unclear is why I even bothered to download it since I eschewed the last two Jurassic Park films knowing they would be complete and utter shite.

job centre appointment in 10 minutes, haven't left the house yet aha

>he doesn't do the slow blink
>he doesn't do the pspspsps
a crying shame

last good film was crank (2006)

eschewing a poo

>>213966099
chortling

>>213966130
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>213965935
>>213966130
Watch better films

none of my cats react to the pspspsps so i reckon it's bollocks

>>213966140
give em a call, you're suffering with menful hells

sex bomb sex bomb, you're a sex bomb

>>213966054
I do this with wild rabbits too and they come close to me
I also turn my head and look away sometimes
it makes them feel safe <3

just remembered i got drunk and twerked my arse on the dancefloor this weekend had a gay guy grind me as well lmao

might spend my last £4 on a bus ride to the food bank for 7 days of food so that I can Go spend all my food money on raid passes in Pokemon Go (£1 per raid)

>>213966170
the things i'd do to that creature would make the devil himself blush

Might start exclusively playing PS1 and PS2 games

>>213966183
NEED to try this
ive never touched a rabbit
where do wild rabbits like to hang out

>>213966162
maybe they are deaf
are they all white with blue eyes? are they related to each other?

>>213966198
they charge you to raid now?

when I get my bike or something I will go to the food bank for free food so that I can go buy a ton of raid passes once eery few months hehe
>>213966202
sexo
wow this is literally her
>>213966214
you get 1 free pass raid a day

>>213966198
you should be killed

クロネムが起きたかな

tip creaming

>>213966210
they're fucking everywhere lad just find some winnie the pooh looking woods and you'll see some

>>213966221
you should not be allowed free food

>>213966029
Every single person in that webm's job no longer exists. Instead they are replaced by an indian man sat at a computer with Adobe After Effects open. We as audiences get fed this PS2 graphics goyfeed instead instead of practical effects and real objects moving through space on a set.

>>213966221
so what’s the end goal of pokemon go then? or is it one of those waste your time forever games?

>>213966082
no, if you cry or get overexcited at how much you love your cat you might have it though

>>213966183
prey animals get worried if they can see both of your eyes because predators have their eyes close together for focus, whereas prey animals have their eyes on the side of their head for field of vision

activee

>>213966210
well I'm in the high desert of southern california right now and there are tons of them here
but they like all kinds of places
I was at ventura beach a couple of days ago and there were lots of wild bunnies living there among the ground squirrels behind the dunes

I have £2.20/day for food now
fucked up and spent all my money. (Obamas fault)
I hae some bottles of energy drink so that £2.20 can tick over a few times and get me an energy drink once every few days with this head start going into the final week of Aug

>>213966268
JACKPOT

>>213966269
why don't you start shoplifting again?

i've got toxoplasmosis from shagging cat girl anime girls

>>213966268
yeah, fat in both pictures

>>213966268
tbf she looks the same and you can tell she's a hog even from the picture

>>213966269
the fact that you are that poor and buying energy drinks instead of rice and beans means you're retarded

>>213966269
why dont you get a job

minority detection systems are online commander

I am currently having sex

bangkok
bangdik
bangpusi
bangtits

>>213966284
too old for it now
got caught once 6 years ago and stopped forever. after I got caught once and then like twice more in the week so id lost it. and I will probably go to jail if I get arrested rn

get the fucking corduroys and shetlands on

>>213966311
Rorke and mini Rorke

also I bought some fresh figs at a farm on the way to the beach and I fed one of the figs to a ground squirrel he liked it

>>213966317
>and I will probably go to jail if I get arrested rn

Shoplifting is de-facto legal if you only shoplift small amounts, just go to different shops each time.

I ain't ever had love for the feds but I've always had love for my slum

>>213966251
>what’s the end goal of pokemon go then?

As I understand it, the whole thing was a crowdsourced data collection trawling scheme where members of the public fed exabytes of real-world map imagery into a server farm and then the data was packaged and sold to the highest bidder i.e AI companies and glowie shell corporations.

To this end a shallow pokemon-themed game was programmed and this is how it was marketed.

>>213966268
best timmy cud do

>ric eand beans
yeah thats nice and that but I dont own a cooking pot or forks
I can get a loaf of bread for £0.45 and eat that while im hungry for bread, then for a few more days afterwards until it gets too boring (there are also irds getting pissed at me for eating bread and not feeding them - they spy on me through the window)

ima get my black ass inside

any sex-doers in the thread

:-D

>>213966353
nah mate the cronem love fat bitches

>>213966268
idgi looks like the same ogre in both

>>213966365
classic timmy cope

>>213966355
reddit told me bread is bad for birds

>>213966300
would you hire him?

>>213966350
you arent important
Google maps has existed for 20 years now btw

>>213966383
you are really unaware that black men love thick girls?

>>213966362
I did have sex on sunday night
it was kind of scary but I did it

>>213966355
how do you not have a fork

>>213966396
thick batty, yes, but not fat body

>>213966355
bake your own bread if you have an oven

>>213966391
yeah but they still want it
something like it fills them up so they waste the entire day if they get it

PAWGs are strictly cronem only.

>>213966396
he's a spasticated bedroom dwelling incel freak what makes you think he has any cultural awareness whatsoever

>>213966355
Concerning level of poverty

ruh roh raggy

>>213966415
like this?

evil incel neets trying to take my lovely job at the chicken kiev factory

I can eat a nutritious diet with over 160g of protein per day for less than £45 a week but somehow runts are still struggling to feed themselves

>>213966392
depends

>>213966396
he doesnt want to fuck fat girls and thats what his posts are about. that and turning you gay like he is
>>213966416
why you retarded fat yank? bread costs £0.45 a loaf already you mong
>>213966428
JSA/UC

Mousey should start a youtube channel and a patreon

The state wants to know as much as it can about you
It wants to tax you as much as possible
It wants to find ways to fine you as much as possible
It wants to control what you do as much as possible
It wants you to know as little about it as possible

>>213966432
no less than 3 mixed race babies will be pushed from her cunt

timmy's mum sending this to his bully (-2 cronem)

>>213966458
>no less
*fewer

>>213966451
i dont think he could edit or make videos

I got ID'd buying a set of nail clippers in LIDL the other day. Living in this country is one big humilation ritual

i would donate to mousey if it went towards getting a fork and a pan instead of poke balls

>>213966464
paedo loser

>>213966466
it's not acceptable to use less instead of fewer due to the sheer number of people who have adopted this usage

https://youtu.be/B9cBAswZHpw
got the ch00nz on

rorke twerking to the little jingle the washing machine does when it's finished a cycle

>>213966501
POO SC

BOOOOOOOOO
get sacked tranny on

>>213966446
>160g of protein per day
enjoy your liver disease

>>213966497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7vdBGW2R5U

>>213966487
fucked it

blacks dont have any humility or shame but I would still be ashamed to be in a country that I got to from a shitty little boat and to be nonwhite

>160g
why do runts think this is impressive?
i get that much in one vegetarian meal lmao

-2 cronem tap yung onyx down phat batty katy luh back while lil timmy went bouldering x

>>213966479
We're a prison island

>>213966393
There are huge areas of the earth with no google earth street view data. Even government telescopes pointed at the earth, as powerful as they are, aren't the same as having dozens or perhaps hundreds of phone cameras at ground level mapping out an entire area for you (while soymen try to catch a Vaporeon).

>Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund (PIF) will pay $3.5bn (£2.7bn) to buy the gaming division of developer Niantic, whose titles include the hit mobile game Pokémon Go.

>Niantic: We are pioneering a Large Geospatial Model built on a proprietary database of over 30 billion posed images, adding spatial reasoning capabilities to Large Language Models through a spatially grounded and semantically rich understanding of the real world.

But hey at least you caught that shiney Pidgey that one time haha yeah that sure was something.

just remembered that youtube channel with animated videos of a purple bald bloke talking

any absolute waste of skin runt no life just waiting to die men in?

>>213966532
why should we?

>>213966567
yeah...

*clicks my nail clippers at you aggressively*
phone, wallet, now!

>>213966501
i unironically do this

170-190g of protein for me

>>213966558
>>213966455
you dont even play Pokemon Go
your position in the world affords you no more than what you get, no less than being a nobody nothing and you dont matter. you dont know your place so you think you can speak. you are so unimportant that you think you know these things but you dont even know that

Older. Fatter. Balder.

>>213966576
please just kill yourself

might start playing pokemon go, can I set it to cool pokemon (151) only?

>>213966538
It's an objectively good amount to aim for without being excessive or ridiculously hard to achieve if you do any form of exercise and don't want to be eating constantly

>>213966576
your legacy is spending all day pretending to be black on a 4chan general

>>213966567
made a half-hearted suicide attempt by drinking a whole bottle of gin with some sleeping pills the other night, never bloody works does it

>>213966593
Far too much, you're shitting most of it out

>>213966567
..yh

n1igger nigg2er nigge4r ni1gger nigg2er

-2 cronem rapidly tapping yung slippy baton down timmy's mum luh back

bunny

>>213966627
shitting it into my big old muscles

What does outside smell like and why can only black or brown people identify the scent?

>>213966597
uh oh a wild melty appeared

>>213966635
this poster is promoting paedophilia

So I’m in bed and I’m farting in it

nigger

>>213966627
not true

>>213966635
airmass status?

Did anybody else's food tech rooms at school smell weird?
Went into a bakery earlier and got a Viennese whirl for after dinner and it kinda smells like the old food tech rooms

>>213966662
yep that's gay

>>213966653
??
>>213966672
squeakin x

>>213966538
>i get that much in one vegetarian meal lmao
Bizarre lie

>>213966662
fucking um

>>213966636
really like how wild rabbits look
can you make a wild rabbit a pet or are their brains different

>>213966697
same lad who went from squatting 20kg to 115kg in two weeks

>>213966676
can't say I ever went into my school's "food tech room" because I wasn't a pregnant 15 year old lass from a council estate sorry

you didnt report the posts, now there is a poltard raid
P.S. even when you arent spamming the thread to shit all over another thing (its all you people do) you still talk about politics outside of pol because you are a sad little freak faggot that nobody likes who is too retarded to go into politics you fucking fuckup waster

>>213966717
kek done him

>>213966668
need his head dashed upon a war memorial

oh time to piss all over the floor again is it? that's a lot of fun for you and your friends I guess

>>213966662
stupid clanker couldnt even make her cum

>>213966716
I believe that lad's actually in space now as his progress continued at that rate and he accidentally squatted out of earth's gravity. It was on the news.

>>213966717
You never cooked at school?
Mad thought everybody cooked at school

>>213966696
explain what -2 means

>>213966618
maximum protein you can absorb is 1.6xlean body mass so unless you weigh 110kg and are a bodybuilder getting anywhere near that is pointless

100g is enough for most people

mate I'm nice told a story about him throwing up on a lass but he used the word "defecated" instead of vomited because he thought they meant the same thing

this country and the white race will imprve when poltards go kill themselves. thats just facts and the reality is how you wont kill yourself is because youre no higher than an animal even on that level

>>213966752
Age of consent -2 years

ancient image that i wanked to countless times

you stupid fucking bitch

>right ma that's me off to school
>don't forget your pots and pans now son

>>213966697
three scoops of protein is 60 grams

>>213966736
What makes you think that is a woman in the video?

>>213966662
We live in a society.

>>213966760
shut up you twat

Meet Rorke at Embers

thats time for how long it took r9k polshits to talk about fucking kids

>>213966707
fancy rabbits were originally bred from wild rabbits so yes
might take a few generations though

-2 baton yardie coconut milk clartened pon katy mum battydem xx

might design boxers with built in vibrating butt plugs and go on dragons den proposing to market them to woofters

>>213966787
this country and the white race will improve when you kill yourself. youre the fat. you will get holocausted when it all kicks off, with all the other traitors. youre the bad part of the white race and this country no matter how much you hate nonwhites and niggers

I’m feeling blackpilled.
I’m feeling furious.
I’m feeling blackpilled and furious.

>>213966758
>mate I'm nice told
mate ONCE told*
fucking autocorrect making me look a right twat in front of the lads AGAIN

>>213966797
bizarre

>>213966797
paedo loser
you will die alone

>>213966756
There are likely diminishing returns after 1.6g/kg but it isn't wasted, so if you can get a little more, then get more. There's a reason the recommended range is 1.6-2.2g/kg.

you can post this whenever you like

stomachberg going glglgugluguugluggulg

>>213966815
fuck sake what are you like x

>>213966749
Same
Home economics innit

>>213966828
OOH SAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

>>213966772
decent chebs
would need a sizeable jungle bbc to properly seed them

>>213966831
you can't post that

-2 is a jerma joke
the -2 is that the joke wasnt funny

he is posting it because hes just using keywords picked up from around here to make extremely low-quality posts as much as he can with his buzzwords piggybacking off of that. he is here with raiders. report their posts

hate the word gooch
there has to be a better term, there just has to be

I've never come over a little queer

looks like im unbanned. do you regret your decision now, janny? seems kinda silly in hindsight... doesnt it?

>>213966717
I was a regular boy living an upper-middle class lifestyle and I had food tech once per week at my state school

>>213966867
perineum is the proper word

>>213966867
well you've got taint or perineum as alternatives

that's a decent lot to choose from

katy mum battydem wagging with coconut milk on
giggling

>>213966867
grundle

>>213966867
Poo bollock bridge

>>213966865
nope
it's reference to a 14 year old, -2 from the age of consent

martin grundle

im going for a shower etc.

reminder to report his posts

he is raiding the thread right now with a discord and you dont get to filter his posts any more. anyone saying that you can filter his posts instead of reporting them is an enemy


reminder polshits and r9k pedos that you are the bad parts of the white race as much as you hate the other races. you are whats bad about this country. you dont see it because youve no humility

reminder that the r9k freaks went 1 thread again talking about fucking kids. that they always do this. that they talk about fucking kids far too often

Limmy on Ableton again doing my head in

>>213966662
Ofcom arrest this man

>>213966662
most masculine timmy

>>213966937
Need his neck wound in. Can't be doing that

>>213966875
>>213966919
why do you continue to sully this thread with your presence
it takes severe mental illness to spend literal fucking years in a place where you're universally despised
do you seriously not have anywhere else to go

>>213966961
>>213966961
>>213966961

>>213966931
>noooo you can't filter me - I mean HIM, because... you just CAN'T OKAY?

Get the final written warning to 4chan to comply with OSA regulations and pay its fines sent
Get the issuance of notice to UK ISPs to block the site due to its repeated failure to comply readied
Get the tweets explaining how blocking vile troll websites like 4chan protects kids and free speech is unaffected and people who disagree with the OSA are literally Jimmy Saville drafted

>>213966849
ours was a bit different
we had a bunch of sub genres of tech that we rotated through during the year
food tech, wood/metal working, electrics, textiles

this is what "-2" means
he is a mentally ill, obsessive paedophile who should be in jail