Thread 213987100

pendejo edish

old >>213971301

>>213987085
it may or may not react with water in your body to form two different kinds of acids. perchance.

>>213987100 (OP)
sisisisisi

>>213987122
you just know she has liquid curry shit between those cheeks

>>213987062
gib adress, do you have monero?

>>213987153
Every butt has shit between its cheeks at some point, that's okay because showers and toilet paper exist

>>213987166
the post that saved /cum/ and even outer /int/

I thought this Bulgarian faggot was gone forever a real shame he showed back up

>>213987166
there's no way she can wipe properly.

My boomer parents always buy too much stuff. They love Costco and it's a real problem.

>>213987180
I think this is a different one from the last guy

I know I'm gonna get shit for this but good looking indian girls don't smell bad.

>>213987186
same

>>213987196
You have at least one ally here, me!

>>213987180
This is some other anon, I'm the newest fag on this website.

in deus ex theres this sub plot of the bad guys putting chlorine in the city water, first you hear about it on the paper that there was a disaster at the water plant or something and later you find their base underground and learn that it's a cover up and they are poisoning the water for experiments intentionally

>>213987209
Yep, they come here to study medicine and when they get their diploma they leave.

>>213987180
angry tard

organize and prune my fap folders or read a book

what if i just went to america and then never came back when my visa experienced, hypothetically i would need one of you guys hire and house me no questions asked

do frogs have necks to snap?

>>213987191
He's as annoying as the last one

>>213987302
>what if i just went to america and then never came back when my visa experienced,
This is a common issue, and our current ORANGE leader is trying to fix it

>>213987307
Not really
Frogs are cool though, leave them alone

>>213987319
I'm a good guy. I come here with peace and love.

Hotel California should have been in Spanish on its original release

>>213987260
Why do so many Bulgarian women work as prostitutes in Western Europe? Not talking about the sex trafficked ones

>>213987345
Make less posts swine

>>213987345
are you that elitist Bulgarian goth in his early 20s who claimed that COMUS is normie music?

>>213987352
My pussy should be on your sideburns

>>213987379
No this is a new one
Comus are based as hell but normies can't handle them, it's too niche

my rotator cuffs have been clicking for the past 4 years and I have no intention of doing anything to change that

>>213987365
I have no idea. Have you met Bulgarian prostitutes?
>>213987377
why?
>>213987379
No lol

>>213987421
isn't healthcare free over there? get it checked out

>>213987421
I've torn mine twice, it doesn't click but I'm just waiting for #3 every time I use my arm to push shit.

>>213987337
i like frogs too, but they are very tasty

>>213987196
How can you tell Indian and gygsy girls apart?

>>213987421
stem cells unironically

What's with the guy making threads with Chevelle lyrics

what's the name of that white people smile that's not really a smile

>>213987466
ever tried gator nuggies?

>>213987466
I want to have sex with you

imagine being gay enough to recognize a Chevelle song

>>213987474
the head bobbing

Wow, lots of non-cum flags in here. You will soon be a minority in your own general, cum-bros.

>>213987502
SO I SEND THE PAIN BELOW MUCH LIKE SUFFOCATING

Way too many noncum flags here I'm out till real nigga hours

>>213987507
I don't understand. How do gypsy girls bob their heads?

>>213987517
why don't you get the fuck out then

>>213987307
Get out of here

i'm thinking that maybe i should goon

>>213987544
>How do gypsy girls bob their heads?
Idk I've never spoken or have been near one.

god I wish I was her..........

any cool bros want to hop on discord and goon

Are you a threat to yourself?
Are you a threat to others?

>>213987545
Half the Canadian flags are Indians at this point. I'm here because I feel sorry for the few white folks in cum.

>>213987545
Footkraut is the only tolerable noncum anon

>>213987596
No, I'm saving it for someone.

>>213987611
>Are you a threat to yourself?
yes

>Are you a threat to others?
fatherberg says yes

>>213987490
The white people smile

>>213987440
>why?
don't worry about angry tard, he hates everybody, everything, and himself

uk flags should be allowed, a dad has the right to check up on his kids every now and again

we're gonna play helldivers 2 together next week right

>>213987611
>Are you a threat to yourself?
nope
>Are you a threat to others?
I worked as a pmc, so maybe, just be nice and I'll be nice

>>213987654
Oh yeah for sure man
>last online 1000+ days ago

Videogames are for gays

>>213987654
No we were doing a /cum/ netplay final fantasy crystal chronicles this weekend

>>213987611
don't drink your juice in da hood while being a menace 2 society

>>213987643
It's ok, many such cases

why do brown people love genshin impact

>>213987677
Literally me

High of 90+ for the foreseeable future
Pray for me

i'm on a 600 day last online even though i was online and playing every single day, i just had chat on offline

>>213987724
I feel you man, all of July was 100-105 where I am.

Business idea: local micromilkery
selling the breast milk of humble chested women

yeah, i'm bipolar
i have a north pole
i have a south pole
i'm magnetic

>>213987644
This Dad roleplay is gay and cringe

>>213987677
ive got 2 people like this on my steam friendslist that havent been online in almost 10 years

Business idea: get some women to have sex with other men for money and have them pay you a cut

>>213987782
your mom's mouth is magnetically attracted to my south pole

business idea: get women to have sex with other men in front of me and masturbate

jimmy crack corn and i don't care

ICE needs a massive uniform overhaul, they look like sad husbands following their wives around a department store closeout sale. we should play into their boogeyman status and give them a gestapo vibe.

business idea: earn money through the exchange of goods and services

>>213987797
no videogames tonight, it's straight to bed for you sonny

>>213987850
theres nothing you can do to make pinkskinned fatmericans look intimidating

Pussy puffed up like a bee sting guess I'll go to church in a g-string

How about instead of Kickstarter it's called TITStarter and you get girls with small tits to have bigger tits.

btw I don't like fake tits

I am Captain of the USS Fenterprise nigga

>>213987868
Say the other line

I hate walking or driving past my neighbors. it's very awkward since i don't make small talk, and i have the sneaking suspicion even my prescense makes them uncomfortable, since i'm such an obvious freak

>>213987894
it's all in your head I know the feeling

>>213987894
this but everyone, i try to avoid eye contact

Jason be like bussy puffed up like a bee sting guess I'll go to /cum/ in a g-string

i'm a pretty pink princess
i pirouette on my toes
i dance through the garden
and wear pretty pink bows

>>213987894
I can promise you that they do not care

>>213987894
iktf bro. sometimes when i sun my gooch or masturbate outside the birds watch me and it's mad awkward seeing then later

I'm writing a rap song as Michele Obama

Post lyrics from a dramatic song in all caps and a pic of a pepe/apu singing with a microphone

>>213987907
>it's all in your head
I'm not so sure. i drive a beat up shitbox, and when i drove past my neighbor the other day he gave me a suspicious look

>>213987100 (OP)
I do this

can you be naked with the window open, like can you be arrested if you're in your house spinning your cock in the window

im scared of going to jail i dont want to

>>213987915
Brian…

>>213987945
Write something about her huge bulge

What's going through his mind?

I'm watching videos about this Mutahar thing and the take away point I've gotten so far is that "engineers" are a horribly insecure bunch of baby boys who think they belong to some super secret elite club. It's like reddit incarnate meets their ultimate nemesis: a lying jeet.

Very cringe.

i'm literally like ryan gosling from bladerunner but in real life

>>213987894
Is it an appearence thing for you or are you worried they can sense your autism?
I feel like this because my clothes don't fit quite right and I'm small.

>>213987962
do you also look like that?

>>213987984
gross, non whites are mentally ill to enjoy this

He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides
I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
I kiss him on his neck and then he kisses on my bussy

>>213987964
kek

>>213987975
My name is big Mike
I walk around with a thick pipe
pig dyke
I scratch my balls cause it feels right
I'm stuffin Barry in the bussy and he real tight
Dirty Harry with my uzzi and I just might

smoke these fucks
rub my nuts
feel em

get the bucks
fuck the mutts
kill em

Big house down in martha's vinyard
I ride around with the kikes and sinners
dropping bombs but it's not laughs and glitter
when I pull up all you see is just the shiny spinners

Me and obama are niggers we run the crips and bloods
We're building camps down in FEMA we let the spics and floods
I'm killing all of you wiggers ripping out spleens and guts
The blood will flow down the rivers filled up with hicks and chuds

You're gonna eat the bugs and drink the kool aid
I'm friends with Bill Gates you're sick with jew aids
here to snuff the rooster get another booster
gonna pull the plug don't blink the light fades

>>213987945
I wonder what it's like to have a tranny for a husband
>In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination.”
>“My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men,

she video my game till i buss

>>213988014
>pig dyke
he needn't have said that

>>213987100 (OP)
These are all the boards I browse.

watching zackrawrr

clit like a dick
clit clit like a dick
clit like a dick
clit clit like a dick

>>213987617
Thanks kraut bro

>>213987961
Well that's one person, but if you think everyone is against you it's most probably all in your head. I used to have crippling anxiety but I forced my self and fixed it by doing "scary" things.

i just pulled my pork

>>213987989
I moved back in with my parents at 25 years old, I don't know what to say to my neighbors. it's just an all around weird situation I guess

>>213987724
start wearing eyecandy for women

>>213987976
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KTa2SsgXO0w

>>213988052
He's not even a real white German.
He's a chang pedophile gay retard who used to post under a Taiwan flag.

I'm new boot goofin

>>213988040
That's only thing that fit the rhyme that I though of at the moment

>>213987976
TTD

Heard a tranny refer to her penis as "my pussy stick."

I feel like every day i tell myself i won't drink at night, but then i inevitably come up with an excuse
>its the end of my shift i need to reward myself
>had a stressful experience need to reward myself
>bought groceries, need to reward myself
I guess i've trained myself like a pavlovian dog
Baby needs his alchie

>>213988118
I've never seen a tranny

>>213988118
they truly are vile creatures

i see trannies every single day but i rarely ever hear them speak

>>213988118
he probably meant it sticks to chairs and couches from all the seepage

I dislike memes.

sick as a fucking dog

I need to lie low at someones house for a few

tranny works at gamestop

>>213988122
just smoke a bowlski and stop whining like a bitch

>>213988248
vit d and zinc

>>213988240
I dropped memed back in 2019, by the time amogus was a thing I felt out of touch.

Make fun of mexicans

we gen z run ts now unc

I watched Interstellar last night, I liked it up until the ending where they tried to do a bullshit homage to 2001 A Space Oddysey

>>213988286
Quit being so buck broken, go to therapy.

>>213988261
Shut up stoner, you probably smell like a skunk
Alcohol is superior

I was gonna post a 855 character post and then discarded it.

kill all drug and drinktards

>>213988286
>oye, padre, I chainsawed the head off a baby last night
>don't sweat it, cabrone, I'm sure he was a maricon PUTO. Amen.

I really want to try smoked brisket and smoked ribs, they don't make things like that here

>>213988308
what was it about

>>213988311
Sober-tarded puritan you need to let loose a bit, holmes

>>213988336
you dont need drugs to have fun

>>213988286
>Modelo Negro, por favor

>>213988348
the look like they say the N word

Just finished BBQ chicken fajitas. Had some vanilla yogurt and fresh strawberries for dessert while I listened to some squirrels chirping in a tree nearby.

I just don't understand why people would choose to be poor when they could live a good life like this.

>>213988286
Latinx.

>>213988286
will i get stabbed if I come to mexico and try to buy cocaine and flirt with the local girls?

so i'm supposed to not jerk off to trannies even tho they make my penis hard?
what's up with that?

I get irrationally angry when I hear terms like Bad Faith and Intellectual Honesty

>>213988425
you can be a faggot all you want sweetheart

>>213988190
No, it was a pornographic video and she was jerking off.

>>213988425
yep

>>213988422
just say you're from somewhere in Europe and they bring out the mamacitas.

>>213988433
>media literacy

Reading Game of Thrones

Shut the fuck up about trannies you gay faggots.

>>213988464
or what

>>213988454
i doubt it

Fellas who have a lot of anxiety, what do you do to cope and feel better and mellow out? Not counting therapy or psych meds because fuck that shit.

>>213988476
Drink alchie

Watching chuds cry about transfolx as we're slowly and surely normalized is hilarious.

>>213988476
Relaxing music

>>213988476
rampant drug and alcohol abuse. It's been a hard road, but I'm actually mentally much stronger than I've ever been. Though I have given up psychedelics and shun narcotics.

>>213988490
Why are all troon toon posters troons?

>>213988434
but they're women?

No way he actually went through with it

Tbh i don't really care about truth or justice or any of that fake stuff. I just support whatever hurts my enemies

>>213988517
lol

>>213988476
Do the thing you feel anxious about, force yourself - unironically

>t. crippling anxiety fighter

>>213988490
I’m mad! I’m mad about their dicks! I’m gonna headbutt every tran dick. I’m the dick headbutter. I cum on my own face call that head butter.

>>213988490
that's a child

>>213988490
surely you realize the general public is now becoming less accepting and more spiteful towards you, right? the honeymoon phase is over, it's going to get progressively worse for you guys in the coming years. might wanna start the de-transitioning phase now before doctors lose their licenses and you can't get the drugs you need.

>>213988425
you're a fag simple as

>>213988476
meditation and breathing exercises are helpful
also supplements are nice if you really need something a little more powerful

>>213988496
Ugly face

>>213988516
Because we're cute and anime is cute?

>>213988496
disgusting

None of you have "anxiety". you're just bitch made losers

>>213988540
Keep coping lol also Canadians can't own guns

>>213988476
Alcohol is genuinely useful when in the right situation and in moderation. It really does help with social anxiety, and the successful social interactions you have while drunk will create less social anxiety in the future, even when sober. Don't drink enough to forget, honestly don't drink heavily. And because it's a tool to help you socialize, don't drink it alone.

>>213988476
drink

>>213988531
you sound gay and chinese

Being trans and being transphobic are both markers for dangerously low intelligence.

>>213988562
i'm a great guy

>>213988562
solid post ngl. fag ass niggas always crying about their feelings.

>>213988476
Unironically just breathe

>>213988521
>whatever hurts my enemies
Who are your enemies? I can't agree with your statement until I know what side you're on

>>213988562
chicken or the egg, mr nigga nuts

>>213988574
How could you possibly know that about me? Are you inside my ass, studying my gas? Are you gay? Let’s have gay sex together.

Not a great thread, all told

He is coming.

>>213988582
When you're not in /cum/ we all talk behind your back about what a loser the bulgarian anon is

>>213988609
maybe you should go out into the great white north because of it, eh, bud

>>213988574
I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm Barack Obama and imgay

>>213988627
BUILT FOR BBG

>>213988603
>Are you inside my ass, studying my gas?
wtf

>>213988632
I'm a different anon

>>213988627
I've been watching Ghost Stories for Christmas again and listening to Weird Tales stories on yt and plan to write my own ghost stories in Slovene because there are none here, and that's just such a good supernatural spook! M.R. James must've been blind!

>>213988476
I simply don't be a woman and that stops it

troons are just fags in denial. Jason will be much happier once he fully troons out and becomes the little girl his uncle always wanted him to be (and all his step dads and his mom's various boyfriends).

The 21st century is bisexual. We love chicks with dicks.

>>213988647
thats a swan, birdlet

i support jason's transition and if you weren't such an unloveable chudcel you would too

>>213988682
>low IQ chud post
>obese roastie

>>213988627
I have never seen a black swan irl.

>>213988685
facts
>>213988711
ur gay

oh yeah, just ruffled Jason's feathers a bit. that was easier than expected.

>>213988682
too big

>>213988730
You will soon.

>>213988740
no such thing

>>213987100 (OP)
Dude I've been suicidal since I was 5 years old.
How did I make it to 25 without killing myself.

>>213988731
The duality of /cum/

>>213988755
may I refer you to >>213987984

>>213988740
true

>homosexuals
>troons
>blahpipo
The trinity of groups ruining any discussion and making it all about themselves

you've gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into this boy's hole

>>213988762
Damn that’s rough. I only started wanting to kill myself when I was like 16. We’ll both keep on living though, every though living is gay and probably chinese.

i like big booty bitches and trannies is that si bad in the year of our lord 2026

This summer might be your last.

>>213988785
ok maybe this one lol
although I would try

Grayson is proof that tranime was the gateway drug to troonism

Jason just needs to stop denying his true self and go see a doctor. They can get him started on the process right away. He's already got access to his dad's Beretta so he just needs to fill in the space between now and then.

this is what men are attracted to

>>213988821
Very accurate, might have stood a chance if he watched some Manime but he always liked that 5 year old girl shit anime

leafbros do we use grey or gray

really need a haircut cuz

>>213988821
it cant be pinned on just one thing

>>213988815
oh, shit, you know what I did last summer? But, how?

>>213988878
The British one obviously

I'm tired of you guys saying I'm trans. I've explicitly stated I'm a boymoder and trans exclusionary.

You cannot change your sex and you shouldn't cut anything off. You should just be a cute boy if you're a cute boy and be a muscle mommy if you're a masculine woman. You don't even have to be a gay femboy, you could be a straight crossdresser.

really need some Salvatore Ferragamo FE 1098 Sunglasses

>>213988899
Shut up nigga nobody cares

it's like that time Shakespeare wrote "friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your queer"

>>213988899
>I'm tired of you guys saying...
This is 4chan, you don't get to control our speech

>>213988899
jason i think youre confused about your terminology
boymoders ARE trans, theyre just presenting as male to prevent being outed or to cover up the awkward phases as they undergo their transition
you continually saying youre a boymoder means you are transgender

>>213988899
>boymoder
just say you're too broke and ugly to transition, and too old and ugly to be a twink

i'm trans and i like anime but i really don't think they're connected

If you don't care then keep my name out of your mouth, BITCH

>>213988859
>>213988938

>>213988476
working out

>>213988894
Learn English Serj.

>>213988898
Yeah but we're your neighbors and I bet most people don't even know which is which unless they Google it first. I always use gray.

>>213988944
I had a dream I met David Irving

Stop saying mean things about anime

>>213988937
I'm waiting to be isekaid as a villainess from an otomege, I am not going to "transition" by any mundane means.

>>213988978
this is the answer just dont do it compulsively or youll hurt yourself

J***n and his army of simps should get their own general, separate and far away from this one. You faggots are all so annoying. You’re all transgender and gay and chinese and short and retarded and probably ugly too. This thread is so much better when none of you are here.

>>213988985
>I always use gray.
Canadian English is like 1 generation away from ending anyways. Pajeets aren't gonna learn it and neither are all the neo-leaf mutts growing up watching marvel movies.

>>213988476
i spiral until i am physically exhausted from thinking too much

>>213988997
good advice

>>213988942
>i'm trans and i like anime
that goes without saying

FIFTEEN CENTS A POUND AAAAAALL THE WAY TO KANSAS CITY

anime? never heard of it.

>>213989060
whats a good anime

I was walking in the park behind a family and this little kid turned around and said "daddy what is that man doing behind us"

>>213989072
1. Seirei no Moribito
2. K-On!
3. Boku no Pico
4. Tatami Galaxy
5. Boruto

>>213988979
it was a reference to the well-known 90s slasher, where a group of teens get killed in summer for what they did last summer (knocked over some dude with their car and then dumped his body in the sea). It stars Neve Campbell, I think.

>>213988490
>normalized
Everyone thinks you're a creepy weirdo. They may not say it to your face but they certainly think it even if their politics necessitate that they accept your presence in their lives.

any girls here want to hang and just chill out and stuff

>>213989075
you probably shouldn't have had your dick out thobeit

>>213989072
now the only decent is one piece

his sentence made grammatical sense thoughever

ayyy i'm shitpostin' 'ere!

>>213989131
My pussy makes grammatical sense on your sideburns

>haaaaaa this is totally normal
>this is fine
>this is what I wanted for my son
>I'm soooooo proud

I’m going to have a nap. And when I wake up, you better be gay.

Zoomers and Alphas are growing up with trannies in their TV and vidya. Their classmates are on hormones. They are dating and fucking transfolx as their formative romantic experiences in school.

You lost.

>>213989156
my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

>>213989149
SHE WAS A TROOOAAAAL!

we all know the girls who act like dumb whores are dumb whores but the real question are the girls that look quiet and smart also dumb whores?

>>213989017
Nah my teachers always made sure we were using the Canadian spelling, anyone growing up in our school system is going to learn it. Side note, I always get a little bit annoyed when an app doesn't have an English (Canadian) option but for some reason includes English (UK) or English (Australian)

should i shoot myself?

You don't notice most racist people on the streets because they learned to keep their mouth shut around tru niggas

>>213989191
Yeah probably,
aim for the head

>>213989191
I was kinda upset when lowtax shot himself over alimony payments even though I had always envisioned that I would go out in the same way

>>213989102
I dont wanna watch little girls

Functionary hitler bastards transgender chinese get they dick sucked get raped

>>213989191
are you a pedophile?
are you a rapist?
do you watch anime?

If you answered yes to any of these, you should.

>>213988118
>her penis
?

>>213989180
>are the girls that look quiet and smart also dumb whores
yes, femcels types are the biggest whores and will cheat 100% of the time

i have 200 dollars where can i get a gun

I want to transition just so I can smoke long cigarettes into my cunt before I overdose on oxy

>>213989184
>growing up in our school system
Literally millions of visajeets aren't doing that thobeit. Also what do you think will happen when pajeets are teaching pajeets English in schools? It's like when ghetto blahpipo go to ghetto blahpipo schools and the teachers are also all blahpipo

>>213989242
guns.com buy a hipoint

>>213989254
just sound it nigga

>>213989075
I get this sometimes even though i'm a nerd. i guess i just creep normos out. In school and some workplaces I'd always get the comments about me being a school shooter
Once i walked back behind my coworker and she visibly jumped with fright and goes "oh my god i thought it was a stranger, like a serial killer or something"
feels bad man

>>213989184
threw some sheilas on the barbie and got in my ute mate

>>213989242
Don’t kill yourself nigga. Life might get interesting

+++ NEW +++
>>213989265
>>213989265
>>213989265

>>213989242
a 200 dollar gun will get you laughed at by boomers at the range. don't do yourself dirty, buy something you'll care about

absolutely gruesome end to an awful thread, let's do better for the next one

i want to transition into a huge muscular nigga

/cum/ - Fags discussing trannies and indian immigrants every single day

>>213989218
> I dont wanna watch little girls
then why the hell are you talmbout anime