Thread 213991898

youre gonna carry that weight-edtion
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i NEVER go anywhere without my sig

SORRY FOR THE PARTY ROCKING

i never go anywhere without my sis

>>213991931
hot

i keep farting

>>213991926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDFSAvTwnb0

>multi-racial is the largest non-white category
how does that happen

kots are so cool I like them very much

Just napped from dinner to almost midnight.

Now I'll uhhhhh play world of warcraft.

If a guy is suddenly acting cold and terse towards you it means he's fighting his crush on you

>explore random spot in rural England/Wales in Google Street View
>literally the first thing I see is pic related
Why is North America such a depressing continent compared to yurop? If you drop in a random spot in rural America you'll just see fent zombies, obese landwhales, strip malls, and pickup """""trucks""""".

>>213991963
what if you get ganked tho

might be time to go to the ER
but i have really shitty health insurance
but all the urgent cares are closed so i can't go to them
fuck everything.

>>213991968
Is that why teenage boys act like that towards their mothers?

EAT DA POO POO

>>213991972
you can see sheeps all over america you dumbass

>>213991972
you have farms over there as well

>>213991963
i love that for you sis

>>213991981
No, thats just their hormones telling them to abandon their family and find a mate

>>>/adv/33532104

lol

>>213991983
hwhy are you gey??

>>213991788
so true

>>213991898 (OP)
Why do europeans all larp as White. I've met some incredibly swarthy Europeans
>in b4 they're hispanics and italians and greeks saaaaaaarrrrr
no they were German, English, Swedish and French

>>213991973
I'm still in darkshire then I'm going westfall and loch modan, so I can't get ganked yet. Doing the 50% xp challenge so It'll be a minute before I get to redridge.

>>213991968
no

>>213992012
It wasn't a fucking question.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THE SHEEPS IN AMERICA AREN'T REAL

>>213991986
You can say that again

why are girls so confusing?

>>213991972
i dropped random place in america and its a road

>>213991977
Healthcare in this country is messed up
I had to go to urgent care when I sliced my finger on glass a couple weeks ago. Thankfully I have insurance though

>>213992010
darkshore*

>>213992020
theyre easy to figure out
whats confusing you?

>>213992015
yes it was retard

>>213992000
THEY LICK IT

LIKE ICE CREAM

>>213992027
>when I sliced my finger on glass
Happened to me when I was a kid, just suck on it and it'll stop bleeding

>>213992036
How so? How fucking so you goddamn idiot? Huh? How so? What makes it a fucking question huh?

>>213992020
Their sexual desire is schizophrenic. Maddonna whore complex and all that
They want the dick but they also don't want it. Their mind and words are fully separate from their desires

>>213991995
If someone tried to blackmail me for $300 I would feel bad for them

>>213992029
darkshore is a terrible place to quest it's so inefficient

>>213992038
Yuck!

Low IQ people ruined racism

>>213992048
if he pays, it won't stop at $300. they'll wait a week and make the exact same demand, but for $500 instead. and it'll keep escalating from there.
It sucks, but the best thing that guy can do (assuming the story is even real) is to just let them release the photos, thus making them worthless.

>>213992070
If you let the fanbase ruin something for you then you were never a true fan

>>213992035
>>213992046
2 weeks back a girl didnt know what she wanted. Today she is planning her whole future with me, buying same sweatshirts to twin together and booking flights together

>>213992078
it's a community activity

>>213992049
It's okay, and they added a reputation shop to Auberdine on epoch, and I have to do some questing everywhere basically because I get 50% quest xp.

>>213992006
This is my second 'so true' today

>>213992081
>2 weeks back a girl didnt know what she wanted. Today she is planning her whole future with me,
Insecure attachment bitch, be very careful

I'm a soldier stationed overseas. I started a fling with a local woman, and now she's pregnant. The problem is, I already have a wife and a son back home. I feel like I've ruined my life, and I know I have no one to blame but myself. The child she's carrying is innocent in all of this, and I want to do right by him or her. But at the same time, I have a family waiting for me back home. I don't know what to do. I can get dishonorable discharge for this too. Im depressed and I dont know where to seek help. I cant to this with no one.

would you rather be indian or be a midget

Mayo, Florida

looking for movies similar to blade runner 2049, dune, or inception
grand, immersive, sci-fi type shit, you know what I mean nigga?

>>213992095
we've hooked up and all. what do I do?

>>213992092
so true

>>213992081
sounds like a personality disorder
id disengage if she gets too attached or keeps repeating this

yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me

>>213992043
This was a nasty laceration. Needed three stitches to close

>>213992045
lmao why you so mad, retard?

>>213992116
Oh my condolences then

>>213992092
ur on a roll froggy boy

>>213992112
if she repeats it, i'm def out. this bitch will fuck me up so back otherwise

>>213992126
please don't use the r slur

Good news: Minden, Nevada is getting its first Chipotle

>>213992126
Answer his question

bruh it sucked in school when they roll in the tv cart and u think ur just watchin some shit just to watch which is cool but and u zone out then the teacher turns off the tv and gives u a paper to write about what u learned

>>213992136
shut the fuck up you retarded faggot

>>213992111
>>213992132
Yes!

>>213992112
also, it's not a personality disorder. that's how any good looking 25yo girl is these days actually

>>213992137
Good news: the dacia sandero is BACK IN LEFT HAND DRIVE MARKET

Minden my own business

>>213992137
There's a guy in this general who seethes at Nevada

The only stitches I ever had to get was right smack dab in between my eye brows, got hit in the head by a swing

Chuck D, what a brother know about my beeswax
Running off with your feedback

Need a thicc latina to suffocate me with her thighs

you're just mad cuz i stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome

>>213992081
>>213992112
Yeah that sounds like textbook BPD

some of you unironically listen to shit like ASAP Rocky and Drake, incredibly fucking gay.

>>213992178
You know what else is 24 inches

23 years old, drive a decent car, only one job years ago, associates degree, cant find another job, never had a gf, never had sex, friends are all across the country but i speak to them daily, underweight, maybe a 5 or 6 facially, 7 on a really good day
is it over for me or do i have a chance to make it in this hellworld we've inherited?

>>213992128
It was unpleasant but survivable. Got infected after a week or so but I'm on antibiotics now

>>213992105
blade runner, Dune, and the Truman show

>>213992150
>buying a car that requires you to get specialty insurance with insanely high premiums
Ngmi

>>213992195
2 feet?

>>213992162
anyone would if they had to live next to it and interact with its "people"

>>213992195
two subway footlongs

>>213992194
Listening to ANY negro melodies is bad if you're not black but hip-hop is unredeemable wigger tier

>>213992149
>>213992192
my brothers wife acted like that and also randomly accused him of cheating sometimes but they stabilized their relationship somehow and are now married with 2 kids
maybe youll be alright

>>213992197
you are too young, dating got significantly easier for me after 25. Now I can get 5-6 dates a month from these apps. Used to get none

the dream of the Venezuelan refugee gf is soon to become a reality bros

>>213992197
go back to school yung blud
go getcha chedda

>>213992222
i have a gut feeling that it'll work out with her, but we'll see. If she wasn't so cute, I'd have ghosted her long back

>>213992219
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Reggae is good

>>213992213
Not disagreeing but I don't know the lore behind your hate

>>213992235
???

>>213992227
i tried tinder once just to see what matches i could get and got a few good non-bot ones, never messaged them though, doubt i wouldve landed anything
i still use that hopium to keep moving forward

>>213992254
thats u

phew, i'm pretty tired, and it's super late, 9pm already.
time to hit the hay, get the ol' beauty sleep. don't want to get wrinkles.
good night my sweet baby bumblebees. i wish you well and will see you all wheneverthefuck.

My favorite Drake song? Over.
My favorite A$AP song? Excuse Me.

>>213992230
one of my neighbors is a cute venezuelan

>>213992252
I live like an hour and change from the border

It’s entirely possible I will get stoned off my absolute cock this evening. But what will I do? There’s no vidya I feel like playing, really.

>>213992266
Sweet dreams

>>213992227
>dating got significantly easier for me after 25. Now I can get 5-6 dates a month from these apps. Used to get none
What changed for you? Like do you think it was because of your appearance looking more mature?
I'm 25 and tried using tinder and got like zero matches despite swiping right on every profile

>>213992272
>an hour and change
This is the second time today I've encountered this turn of phrasing

>>213992275
she's more plastic than woman now

How would you feel if the holocaust didn't happened?

>>213992285
The Six Million Dollar Cumdumpster

>>213992283
gonna cry?

I was running through the six with my woes

>>213992222
She's probably still crazy and he just learned how to live with it

>>213992284
Show your contract cause we gotta see the split
The way you doing splits bitch your pants might rip

>>213992298
The Bionic Bimbo

>>213992275
One of the British bimbos you post is unironically a man, but it's not this one

EY IM WALKIN OVA HEA

I am the one who knocks

>>213992320
knock knock

>>213992317
which one?

>>213992251
Dead genre, it's all reggaeton/dancehall type stuff now

>>213992300
you know how that shit go

>>213992326
Who's there?

dont you open up that window

reggae sucks ass

>>213992339
The police

>>213992349
*puts child lock on so you can't open the window*

so many beautiful women in the world and you choose to simp over our orange plastic slags, beyond grim

>>213992354
I ain't here

>>213992351
https://youtu.be/oyj_KJUKhUs?si=n8rYO5jQtHKEneAu

>>213992372
Oh, OK. Please contact the department when you came back.

>>213992271
you need to send them back asap, they're not sending their best ou algo

once the investigation progresses (and it will) theyre going to close in on me and itll be over because im not going to run

>>213992363
nigga it's 5am what ARE you doing on 4chan

Age fetishists post the ugliest trashy whores imaginable, and they're like
>b-but she's 13! It's so illicit!

>>213992386
Maybe he works the night shift

Prettiest British woman? Ruby Granger

>>213992381
Alright, thanks officer

your mom works MY night shift, IYKWIM

>>213992333
>>213992386
This one. This is a dude lol you got trooned!

>>213992404
dont speak that evil over here no sir

>>213992386
I will be going to bed soon enough

>>213992405
No problem citizen, have a nice... just kidding. Gomez ram the door.

>>213992384
Who did you kill?

>>213992404
hermione granger*

>>213992396
This is going to sound ludicrous but I don't think I've ever seen an ugly 13 year old

>>213992418
why does mcdonalds have a police force

i just turned 22. my life is so fucking over. young anons take a lesson from me, don't waste your youth.

>>213992423
Incredibly Indian post

>>213992386
You can't honestly find these bimbos attractive. i'd rather fuck a literal hole than this creature

>>213992423
Elaborate...

toxic masculinity is a poor people thing. the upper class is civilized and emotionally intelligent.

>>213992429
>i just turned 22
Omg same

>>213992427
taste the meat, not the heat

>>213992418
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Get deported gomez

>>213992429
I'm 25 you don't know nothing. 25 is the over mark
25 is limit where you're old enough that you're supposed to be starting a real career and independent, and if you're even slightly off from the traditional pathway at this point you may as well be a subhuman animal that should be locked in a kennel

>>213992423
I see goshpedo has started using a Canadian vpn

buncha gay niggaz ITT

Does the option to delete your posts never work for anyone else? Is it because I'm on mobile?

>>213992427
coz freedom aint free

>>213992453
You literally posted a man thoughbeit

>>213992446
gomie noooooooooooo

>>213992453
actual shit taste. kill yourself

>>213992453
here have a new Nico pic

Wish I could delete other people's posts until it's just me in here

just made an incense cone. waiting for it to dry.

>>213992460
you literally think every woman is a tranny because that's what you want to be true because you like cock

very freudian of you

>>213992453
great body but so fucking ugly

>>213992453
I despise bimbo, but when they're trannies it's somewhat more acceptable.

chuds be like
>respecting other people, being considerate of others, having basic decency?
>that's some pussy shit!
and then have mediocre failed relationships their entire lives

>>213992461
You're next
*Take this*

>>213992449
Every 20 year old thinks their age is the cutoff. I’m taking the advice of the actual old people who say even 30s isn’t too late to make it. Not that I won’t try before then

>>213992475
100% organic butt plugs

>>213992478
No, it is literally just that one. I'm not even joking that's a man from the UK.

I tried a Carolina Reaper today.
I just cut off a sliver
It set my mouth on fire and raised my heart rate and made me breathe deep and all that, but it wasn't THAT bad
I might have another sliver tomorrow because the high it creates is addicting

>>213992493
Meant to say people in their 20s but im tired and can’t type. You know what I mean

futa cock
thoughts?

>>213992498
it's probably causing intestinal damage jsyk, i used to fuck around with super spicy sauces and it actually did cause digestive problems after a while.

>>213992496
they would crumble if you attempted to shove them in your butt.
i made one of cinnamon and thyme.

>>213992511
*opens mouth*

>>213992475
What’s an incest cone

>>213992489
According to this post Black pipo, nafris and Indians are all chuds

>>213992511
not this shit again

Clues by sam solved in two minutes and sixteen seconds

>>213992530
it's an ebin maymay tho so EBIN

now solve Jews by Sam

>>213992514
This won't be a long term habit, fear not.
I do love spicy food though...

>>213992528
yes, lower class men have no concept of emotional intelligence

Saw a post that made me frown

>>213992511
Go on.....

>>213992538
so true

>>213992522
something i use for cleansing because i'm not paying premium for this stuff

>>213992497
>I'm not even joking that's a man from the UK.
Shut the fuck up faggot
This looks like a man to you?

can't spell BENIS with EBIN

>>213992563
Are there any hippie women that sell ones that smell like their vagina bacteria

>>213992546
Even upper class jeets are like that thobeit, they go around torturing their servants because they are the wrong shade of poop or something

i would feel like a loser if i were still posting here in 10 years. or even 5 years.

>>213992569
why would this thought even enter your mind

>>213992574
Better leave now then

>>213992563
>smells just like temples in india
so cumin and bo?

>>213992574
You WILL still be here in 5 years.

>>213992574
well you're a loser now, so that would make sense

>>213992572
kinda true, but uncivilized behavior is more prevalent amongst the lower class
>>213992569
i don't know but i'd buy some if they smelled like musky white male toes

>>213992574
Let me guess your real life hasn't started yet

>>213992563
>song of india
>india temple
umm

>>213992575
>Even Sweden is soyjaking Canada
Hurts me to see what happened to leafs

>>213992590
>>213992591

>>213992574
so true

the indian hate here is cringe

>>213992579
I’m not doing ok

>>213992623
saar

>>213992611
we can escape from here together. i promise. we CAN make it.

>>213992609
I'm not being mean, it's just the truth. Look at all the anons who say they are leaving then come back like a few days later. How many anons said they wouldn't come back after the acckkk? You already had a perfect chance to leave.

>>213992623
Have you ever noticed how Indian hate spiked right after they got rid of apu? Really makes you think

>>213992638
stop replying to the gay retard

I punch myself in the balls once for every second over 30 it takes me to solve the new york times mini crossword

>>213992623
Rajesh, don't try to fight back

>>213992632
i'm white

>>213992610
I love her but she loves women more than I love her apparently

>>213992623
Redditjeet hopping back on that American VPN lol

>brian is an indian lover
odd development

sum u niggas so dumb it's unreal

Reminder that redditjeet won

>>213992638
>>213992646
the difference is i have real goals for my life unlike you all

>>213991918
anime is mainstream and all type of people watch it

I reserve the phrase "It is what it is" solely for the normoids with whom I am forced to interact IRL.

I can tell it really resonates with them when I say it, they kinda just go "yeah I know what you mean eh?".

>>213992671
KITTIN!

>>213992663
Schizojeet probably called for backup on the Schizojeet and Brian discord gooning server

>>213992644
>wishing misfortune upon me
this is a form of witchcraft. i rebuke this curse in the name of the celestial divine.

>>213992678
What are ya gonna do…

A THOUSAND DOORS A THOUSAND LIES
ROOOOMS A THOUSAND YEAAARS WIIIDEEE
I WALK IN THE COLD SUN AND WINDDDDDD
ALL THESE YEARS WILL NOT BEGINNNNNNNNNN
https://youtu.be/p4nNvXvrWlE?list=RDp4nNvXvrWlE

>>213992657
>>213992663
i am not indianphobic. i love indian culture. i love gay tantric butt sex.

Had a really weird fucking dream last night
I can’t seem to stop visiting my old hometown in them recently

this brain guy is very jasonesque, almost like he wants to be jason

You can’t heal in the in the place you get hurt. One of the most difficult experiences in life is that unless you break the cycle, unless you remove yourself from a situation or environment where you have been hurt, you will most likely continue to be hurt. Turning the page is extremely difficult because it implies understanding and accepting that letting go of someone means that while they may have been a part of your history, they do not have to be a part of your destiny. The longer you stay in a situation where you are the one getting hurt, the more difficult it is to heal, and the more you suffer.

It is difficult to post from China but I'm doing it for you anons. First /cum/ nigga to post from China!

>>213992704
I would be totally enslaved by a woman who looked like that giving me even a crumb of attention
That’s how bad it is for me

>>213992717
who?
pray tell, WHO?
WHO FUCKING ASKED, NIGGA?????

>>213992702
>comparing me to an ugly poor 30 year old literal tranny
yuck

sirr i am chinese prease fucking herp me

>>213992702
They both crave negative attention

>>213992722
How tall are you and how tall are most of the people?

>>213992722
>those cameras
dayum, the memes are real

>>213992733
shouldn't have put that curse on him then

>>213992722
I wouldnt want to stand out like that

dumb peanutposter

>>213992749
They have triple the amount of people we do it almost becomes understandable

>>213992741
>>213992717
this entire general and board is a giant swirling vortex of negativity and chaos. you are all low vibrational. i need to protect my energy.

Brian is the only /cum/poster I genuinely hate.

Jason is whimsical, funny, good natured, cute.

B***n is an ugly faggot retard.

Nobody asked you to stay

>>213992722
Xi Xing ping is going to imprison you for this post
Hope this was worth it

>>213992744
I'm a 180cm manlet, but I'd say I'm easily taller than like 90% of the males. Younger generations are taller but still not like 6ft

>>213992770
So true…

B***n is low rent mihai.

>>213992759
JBW does wonders here
>>213992749
Lol this isn't even that bad. You should see the highways taking flash photos every 5 minutes of driving

>>213992678
For me I say "it gets the job done" while looking grim and slightly wincing

>>213992772
>complimenting yourself
cringe
>>213992774
i know, i'm just between getting tasks done
>>213992770
sweetie, there's no need to hate on those who are more successful than you. we can all win together.

Xi JinPINGAS usual, I see…

>>213992276
I got in shape, got more experienced with girls, and started making more money

In 2024 The United States, Mexico and Canada were the most popular tourist destinations in the continent

JRHNBR

IYKYK

Nuke the SoyBooru

jason is one of the ugliest creatures i've ever laid eyes on and i'm a LITERAL homosexual

Having life goals is stupid. You could croak at any moment you really want to spend your limited time grinding?

>>213992819
>Having life goals is stupid
things losers say
>grinding
financial independence only requires a few years of grinding. you will wage slave until the day you die.

>>213992807
Well i have the first one

jason is literally the most handsome poster

you're both disgusting faggots what's the difference

>>213992783
Oh nice, I was worried they were already too tall for me to mog
I’m like 2cm/1inch shorter than u

>>213992828
so true

what is this guys problem with jason, why is he jealous of him

>>213992828
I mog almost everyone in here though

>>213992731
what do you want this thread to be, anon?

>>213992826
post arm

>>213992839
i don't know phoebe. this jason sounds like a real cool dude.

>>213992839
because jason's family loves him and his family hates him

Woke up at 2pm today

>>213992847
futa cock?

>>213992866
I’ve done that before and it’s the worst feeling in the world

>>213992864
Schrodinger's Family

>>213992866
you sicken me, by 2pm i'd already eaten lunch, showered, and gooned

>>213992861
This guy I went to high school with had to get a heart transplant on account of drug abuse. He was white, but he was a wigger.

>>213992839
Jason is taller than him

>>213992861
Why are they like this

>>213992866
there are times when jason sleeps at 8am and wakes up at 5pm

>>213992866
I've done that countless times, no big deal

>>213992898
My uncle did that up until recently when he finally got a job

The side of GOOD
>Jason
>texass
>FK
>spinny
The side of EVIL
>goshpedo
>ale
>M Z
>"midfoid"

>>213992885
>He was white, but he was a wigger.

most wiggers are white

>>213992910
Swap Jason and midfoid

>>213992910
are these youtubers or something

>>213992873
seconded

>>213992925
>>213992925
New

Mid Foid is not evil

Was out of milk today so my sister had to supply me with her own

>>213992825
>you will wage slave until the day you die.
Unless you're in the top 1% so will you

>>213992781
4chan isn't blocked here, at least the blueboards. Very odd!

>>213992946
Probably cause chinks shill so heavily here, so the gov doesnt care if its citizens come on 4chan

>>213992938
financially illiterate retard