Thread 213996571

edward bulwer-lytton

all the yanks have to leave this thread right now

>>213996351
your response?

hate being hairy 6’2 with a Easter island head. Wish I was a 5’5 blonde twink

big toe is throbbing

>>213996571 (OP)
Gingerpedo kys

Finna get that Aeropress brewing methinks x

>>213996635
you are a very very confused person

>>213996624
>5’5 blonde twink
ktim

>>213996638
mmm bean juice

Britain needs a National Socialist Revolution

>kys bro
>kys unc
>I'm literally shaking right now nigga

>>213996664
*shags your tight arsehole*

grok is the fucking boy

>>213996672
>Raj foods
Genuinely mad how grim the UK is

Rorke having a meltie over curry

>>213996718
>halal?

nth for the baddiedem

>>213996718
thought it said rat foods lel

>>213996709
seems hazardous

5 rashers on the grill
Got no bastard bread shall be bashing mummy's head in with a bag full of soaps when she gets back home

Morgan Macsweeney is a subverise Irish runt

>>213996760
bacon is vile

saving images of sexy women just in case i need to wank over them later

I think someone could make me a curry for me to eat

>>213996810
*bashes your head in*

I think I'm going to ask daddy to order romand glasting balm in kaya fig for me
it looks cute

>>213996810
Brown hands

>>213996672
You wearing a skirt lad?

shitting pure cement

>>213996908
How new are you

>>213996894
uwot

do you think people's names influence them subconsciously, like a man with the surname Armstrong would have strong arms

wiping my arse with poo

>>213996908
its a hospital gown

lads it is time for me to make some toast

>>213996953
nominative determinism

>>213996953
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YA KNOW

question to the geniuses of /brit/
Why are we told to wear white in the summer to keep cool, whereas black people who live in the warmest climates evolved to have black skin?
Surely that's the worst skin possible for such climates if we're following t-shirt logic.

Makes you think.

>>213996953
Nominative determinism

>>213996955
laughed out loud at this retarded fucking post

>>213996945
>>213996996
>gown
What a poofta you goin ballroom dancing after dinner? Can't believe this guy.

Ban Black People, Not Swords

>>213996953
yeah ive got the surname o'rourke and im always crawling around on all fours snuffling for little grubs to add to my collection

>>213996949
it's a tinted glossy lip balm from korea
a neutral soft rosy shade

>>213997056
Can I see your lips please

>>213997023
black skin has nothing to do with temperature
the melanin stops harmful UV rays messing with skin cells

>>213997056
why dont you just buy it yourself you filthy scrounger

>>213997023
dark skin does absorb more warm but it protects from skin cancer which is more important

>>213997084
He's sucking Daddy's cock for it. I'm kind of turned on right now

>>213997079
huge leftypol L

my toast? marmite and peanut butter, what's it to you?

>>213997127
Plenty. Don't get me started on you toast mate.

>>213997127
oh shit *averts my gaze* uhhh nothing i dont want any trouble

lads I am a retard and made a new not realising one had been done 15 minutes ago

scuby snax

>>213997127
sounds rancid mate that's what

Is a mass approach or a vanguardist organisation the way to win for Nationalists?

Need her to poo in my face.

>>213996743
mogged by anime in her own picture

>>213997196
Having sex most likely

>>213997196
dont know

landlordstein has arranged a viewing of my flat on friday and i don't know whether to stay in or go out during it

>>213997064
hmmm why
>>213997084
daddy likes to buy me things

bet the skinny small boat cronem are waking up

>>213997163
love how cats look

Labour is a dysgenic midwit alliance

>>213997264
cwltshc

>>213997235
just curious. idk what lips look like with balm on them

>>213997290
right well hes not getting down from there is he

>>213997253
u should sneak into their tents before they wake up and sniff their cronem you little poof u

>>213997195
don't test me m8 will shank you with my marmite knife and stick the peanut butter one down your japs eye

Japanese pits

>>213997253
it arouses you

The smallest crustacean is Stygotantulus stocki, a type of tantulocarid, which measures only 0.094 millimetres in length

>>213997437
Nice they look soft and kissable

Is there a better feeling than playing with your hairless waxed balls?

>>213997360
LOL
>>213997407
mmhmm bet their batondem slippy

>>213997453
I feel like they could look better but thanks
I'm thinking about maybe getting some different stinging balms to try out like one with cinnamon oil and one with capsaicin and one with ginger to make them look fuller
I have one with cinnamon oil already but I feel like it's not strong enough so I have to find something stronger

* * * friendly reminder that all belgian posts that contain homosexual comments, comments about having a small 10cm penis, and other self-loathing comments, are all from an impersonator called mousenonce that is trying to damage my reputation, most of them will be marked with a reply calling them impersonator, he also does mark my posts and his own posts with impersonator to try to sow confusion sometimes, they will be marked as well
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian flag
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213916100/#213916851

>>213997318
the they/themdem willl surely rescue him

>>213997491
impersonator

>>213997532
this is a cute video I like how he's reaching out with the last hind foot for someone's hand it's so cute

>>213997507
Wow i didn't know girls do that. The only balm I've used was chapstick when I was little and i had dry lips from being sick. It's working for you though, your daddy is a lucky guy.

>>213997532
shocking barnets there

This true? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdahy4DX/

one month clean from vtubers. wonder how long i will last this time.

>>213997559
You really think that’s a girl nigga?

>>213997590
They can be my girl when they're sucking my dick

>>213997512
Thanks crodie xx

>>213997559
I used to use carmex when I was little I really liked the way it smelled
anyway yeah the stinging ones are called lip plumpers usually
they're pretty popular

You’re always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go Lynn, you’re never going to meet him.

>>213997609
I don't do that sorry

There's something sexy about a pretty girl's poop.

I would unironically marry alan and live in the caravan with him
or the travel tavern
either way

nig nog tryin to get a handbeezy

Louis you're not well

*savages Lynn and thrashes her about the hall like a ragdoll*

Louis you've gone feral

*kicks Lynn down the stairs*

Louis will you please open this door right now!

>>213997620
my nigga

I love him

Ubuntu is actually pretty peng desu

at toil, but I'm actually in the park

>>213997628
>>213997642
that's ok, i can't really have sex with you through the screen. good luck anon. You seem nice.

>>213997720
linux is not the one

>>213997700
Let’s have a look at what this idiot did - in America

scranning a cheesey baton

majority of the right wing in this country think this guy is their saviour. We are done out ere blud

Mate on a whim bought me this book
It's very cool
Has maps and everything

>>213997588
addicted to anime girls?

LOAD UP DA TING

>>213997858
Not arsed lad

>>213997853
His actual name is Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf but they knew that sounded far too questionable
So Zia it is

>>213997853
>joey Barton reposted

>>213997881
Show us the last gift your mates got you x

You don't see many right wingers talking about the Kalergi Plan these days. Why not? It's clearly true.

hobby horse is wild

>>213996638
mmm microplastics

can of wd40 for bruncheon

>>213997952
they do it all the time on /pol/ why dont you go over there and discuss to your hearts content

>>213997941
Don’t have mates anymore but atleast when I did they were deanos and not weird virgins who would buy me books

Rorkes got a Tommy Robinson poster on the wall
Leftypol thinks the kids got some balls
Doesn't he know hes a fascist grifter
Rorke just shrugs and rolls a bifta

>>213998043
Uh huh yeah mate I'm sure they were

>>213997968
If they, the government, cared about autism being underdiagnosed in women and girls they'd send a handful of doctors to hobby horse meets and offer free assessments. Fish in a barrel.

I support israel

>>213998043
not quite the own you think it is mate

If Whites go extinct, then we have nobody to blame but ourselves. Jews are only a symptom of bigger problems.

We could've depopulated the rest of the world at any point between 1750-1945. But thanks to capitalism and Christianity we didn't.

If Whites aren't willing to stand up then other races will take our place. Of course it will be a hell, but they will not care. Our people are so demoralised that I don't even know if it can be done at this point.

rorkes drip

>>213997720
as we speak I'm downloading a mint iso to install on a thinkpad to mess around with
should I go ubuntu instead?

>>213998085
Where’s the own when I said it myself go read your book

Fascinating

>>213998090
run your yap about inane shite more than bints do fuck off

>>213998121
no, mint is better

timmy: >>213998090
cronem: lets mek yardie baby

bro's hitting them with the two time dorky yapping gif

>>213998124
But we can't get a couple of premier league games for free
Joke country

pulling out my thinkpad in central london to do sudo dnf remove foreigners

>the bunda league

flagrant false advertising

CBDCs sound like the most insanely dystopian thing ever.

about to suck a big black coffee

thoughts on kazakhstan? would love to visit the cunt me

>>213998124
bumdaliga

cheaper for me to go to a bunda league game in Germany than to a Premier league one down the road, world's gone

>>213998186
cronem's delight

>>213996571 (OP)
>no edition paedo

>>213998124
will probably partake in a few tbf

:-]

What the fuck
What the fuck
What the fucking hell is that

>>213998186
ava that's not normal

>>213998159
just pay for the sky sports, the tnt sports, the premier sports, the DAZN, the netflix, the amazon prime, the apple tv, the disney plus, the hulu and the hbo max rorke

should only cost you about £250 a month
stop whining

>>213998233
is he an actual shrimp?

>>213998230
but it's on Friday nights
thought you'd be out shagging?

>>213998233
looks like vitiligo
the same thing michael jackson had

Any powerful NatSocs in?

>>213998233
fair play to him because idk what I’d do if I looked like that

>>213998233
not very wise in morecambe are they?

>>213998262
not EVERY friday come on mate you give me too much credit sometimes i just want to relax

what the fuck
lmao
they're giving rights to bloody youtubers now

>>213998305
no end to his grift fucking hell

>>213998305
No one watches bundesliga we do not care post it on reddit

>>213998305
will most certainly not partake once

>>213998305
thought he only watched United lose every week. he doesnt care about the Bunda league

wank holiday
get in

>>213998305
Might see if I can host the Premier League on youtube for Aus

footy footy football lads lads lads kick it in the goal

is this /sp/

>>213998379
I think so

going in shower

Will the man kick the ball? Hmmmm
Kick it right up in the goal hole? Yesss

>>213998305
based mark

the virgins are angry that football got mentioned oh dear

did you see that ludicrous display last night

>>213998305
Goldbridge is absolutely hilarious, he’s a legend. And I’m a Liverpool fan. Seems like a genuinely nice bloke desu

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/aug/20/family-in-fear-after-tommy-robinson-shares-video-of-black-man-with-white-granddaughters

Hilarious watching the vfs having a melty because a normal topic of conversation arises

Don't worry we can go back to talking about poo and dungeons and dragons after lmao

>>213998497
you do know he's a former copper?
scousers do not get along with the popo

this might be ziedbelg

>>213998519
Thoughts on Restore Britain and Patriotic Alternative?

>>213998515
Nah he’s sound

mad how +1 beats everything
if you call me gay and I call you gay+1 it's actually just over
you can call me gay+2 but you're still gay+1 over the new "standard" which is gay+2

The Cronem Are Activating

>>213997210
2D > 2.5D but sneesnaw is as close as we can get

>>213998577
Bet neither of them know what species of tree that is.

>>213998519
Hardly a surprise, Nigel Farages role throughout his entire political career has been to undermine and kill off authentic nationalist movements
He makes no secret of this and on the contrary, is very proud of it.

england

>>213998124
>>213998305
friday night /mug/

>>213998379
yes

>>213998631
do you?
i would say horse chestnut

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

Did anybody even PLAY the Bloodborne DLC?

>>213998726
yeah

>>213998710
darkly academic post

>>213998710
>wearing linen in the autumn
bizarro larp

>>213998631
>>213998707
I thought some kind of maple
don't really know trees unless i can see the leaves x

>>213998726
steam release doko

>>213998504
>Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
first i'm hearing of this

Yaxley-Lennon

Irish diaspora

>>213998710
I don't want to put effort into looking good just to not look good
I know plenty of guys who just wore a t shirt or polo shirt or something and looked good regardless

>>213998758
yeah i'm not good with bark

>>213998805
is this some kind of autistic tick?

>>213998783
not a lot of people know that

get the toaste toasted
the eggs frieded
the hot sauce dolloped

its brunch time

get the willies sucked

>>213998872
dangerously close to lunch time

>>213998864
*tic, learn to speak English ironbrain

>>213998872
based
going to make a sausage sandwich

>>213998726
haha, sure did. yeah!
*waddles away to talk to someone else*

>bluetooth thing in my car is fucked so i can't listen to my music anymore
>listen to radio instead
>"that was dykes on mics, next up, the queer show"
FOR FUCKS SAKE

Off out to the pube

>>213998918
Standard day in Poztralia

why do women love farting so much as soon as they get comfortable around you
bloody bhenchod bastard bitch

need to start making them uncomfortable around me

>>213998928
they start every show by acknowledging aboriginal sovereignty too

>>213998918
dude why are you so obsessed with trannies

>>213998901
u mad bro?

Can't believe NIMBYism and ridiculous regulation was actually used for good

https://youtu.be/aO75HkmqMpE
got the ANIME CHOONS coming out the speakers am i fucking naughty or what

>>213998938
*farts on you*

>>213998960
*does the funny walk on leftypols grave*

>>213998901
heathernoce did you know about neuromelanin which collects iron in your brain

I'm a runt
I'm a cretiiinnn
What the hell am I doing here, I don't belong here

>>213998943
do the abo even, like, functionally, comprehend what ‘aboriginal sovereignty’ means?

you lot play pokemon when you were younger?
got called gay by my mates coz i picked bulbasaur and then called gay again when I picked cyndaquil
couldn't win me

Are people really putting up flags on lamp posts over there or is it just a few areas?

>>213999074
probably not the full blooded ones

>>213999088
Seen a few here in Brighton which is a pozzed and troonpilled city but does have it's fair share of rorkes

>>213999082
gay twat *kick you*

>>213999140
done that gay twat

who wants cuddle

just educating you younglings

for me it's casio

>>213999167
thanks, don't wear a watch me

>>213999167
*checks phone*

>>213999167
my £50 casio tells the time just fine man

Oh Rorke
You are losing

>>213999189
and you're a virgin
think that's a coincidence?
because it isn't

>>213999196
<3

i've never worn a watch because then I'd have to take off my 50kg wrist bands that I wear to train with

>>213999167
Wear a Boucheron handed down by my great grandfather.

>>213999167
i visited patek philips in geneva

>>213999191
*sees it's an android and pussy dries up*

>>213999167
Just get a Rolex, simple as. Everything else is nonsense. Nobody has heard of any of that other tacky shit. Imagine a girl admiring your nice watch, she’s not gonna ask “is that a Patek Phillippe?” she’s gonna ask “is that a Rolex?” and imagine having to answer anything other than “yep, it sure is!”

t. Rolex haver

>>213999167
richard mille is epstein island taste

>>213999167
Kek they got me

Rolex? Omega

>>213999254
Phenomenal post

>>213999254
>>213999258
*brings out a strange apparatus above your posts*
my virgin-o-meter is off the charts

sir patek philippe

akshually picked Bulbizarre

>>213999308
Must be picking up some interference from the operator

Nigg*r

>>213999254
no woman has ever looked at the watch digging into your fat pale flaky wrist and asked that

>>213999167
Pretty much no brand is "old money"
90% of patek owners are hedge fund/VC drones larping as riviera chateau owners

>>213999321
gay twat

will women really judge you if you don't have a watch
I just want to shag

>>213998960
Then why wasn't this done immediately? Literally billions wasted

I like sneezing I like the way it massages my vagus nerve

so this is rorke

once had a man try to rob the rolex off my wrist so i swatted him away and he went bowling into the side of a mcdonalds and died on impact with the wall and women lined up to sex me

Full blooded African

>>213999383
you really can't fucking post that

>>213999348
its fat munter cope

Sir Rolex Wearer

>>213999382
virgin nerve more like

>>213999348
No, if you don't wear one literally nobody even notices.
Even then I've had a lot more comments on my £400 presage than my carrera calibre 5 because the dial is more eye catching.

>look up rolex prices out of interest
oh my days you actual wastemen

>>213999340
Project on povcel

>>213999402
ktim

>>213998124
CAM ON NGUBU ME SON YOU CAN DO ET

>>213999407
no it's called the vagus nerve

>>213999348
they don't give a fuck it's a male autism hobby

rorke is a party guy and she knows it

BIG news just released in the 'cord
Mousey talks to his caught Pokemon with a mock Japanese accent to make them feel more at home
He also prefers to use the term 'Pocket Monsters'

Me? Just have an Apple Watch and women do sometimes comment on it. Don’t think many women would know or care what a Rolex is.

my gf has a nicer watch than me. i just wear a cheapo casio

Nothing gets a bird wetter than a casio

storming around my gaff listening to breaking benjamin pretending there's some dire business that needs attending to

>>213999470
there is no discord fake mousenonce

Sorry love, that's just my 7:30 alarm letting me know university challenge is about to start

>>213997160
>>213997160
>>213997160

>>213999472
Most people will think any dive watch that isn't obviously cheap as fuck is a rolex or rolex adjacent

>>213999427
Good quartz timepiece is better if you are in a submarine, or GPS/Starlink/cellphone network on land or a yacht.