There is nobody (and I mean nobody) more happy on this planet than White men with Asian wives/girlfriends.

So I was just reading this article on teetotalism, yeah? The author went into detail on the "best ways" to refuse a drink, giving the reader all sorts of excuses, half-truths, and straight up lies to say just in order to refuse a drink.

Sorry, perhaps I'm just a major fucking undiagnosed autist, but isn't the best answer a simple: "No thank you, I don't drink alcohol." ?

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Japanese woman on vacation in Texas edish

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