Thread 214023042

fisherman's friend edition

poo smells lmao

texted her friend who wants to fuck me instead of her
But I still want to text her

>>214023042 (OP)
didn't know they came in suppository form

>>214023067
anything can be a suppository really

>>214023084
How’s that help your throat

>>214022330
true. im a self indulgent bastard, so i'll write a blog response
as far as my ma is aware i kicked heroin over a decade ago at rehab and havnt been a druggie since
she probably has suspicions i still use stuff and go on the odd bender, she isnt thick, but its not such an obvious problem that she would intervene again. i hold down a job and i can pull myself together for a fortnightly chat and a yearly meet up
i also fulfil my family obligations. i help take care of my grandad, her dad
she is worried about me being obese. she is a health freak.
and she doesn't like me smoking, but she gave me her duty free allowance of ciggies last time i saw her
i think the lack of girlfriends concerns her most. she knows ive given up on women and when we had that chat it was raw and uncomfortable and she has never brought it up since
she doesn't know about my occasional punting...
my brother has a mrs and a baby so that has sorted mums desire to be a grandmother
not sure if I painted a Lowry that would change anything
i dont paint but i wish i did
I have thought about turning my spare room into an art room
it is actually the master bedroom in my house, decent size maybe 20sqm approx
i use the smaller bedroom for my bedroom. its more comfy and faces the back of the house so i don't hear neighbours leaving in the morning for work, slamming front doors and turning on their cars
right now the master bedroom just resembles a rubbish tip because its where i store crap i dont want to part with but that i dont use
part of me wants to use the room to start painting
and recently i have developed a desire to get into photography. could use the potential art room as a dark room.
but ive never even owned a proper camera (i dont include phones, obviously) and dont know where to start
and i have budget constraints
painting and photography are expensive hobbies
setting up an art room for writing, listening to music, painting, and a dark room would cost a fortune

>>214023096
it causes you to fart menthol clouds
it's like vicks vapor rub

Yanks say they live in the land of the free UM they STEAL YOUR FORESKIN. America has FALLEN!

>>214023098
blog the fuckkkk onnnnnn

>>214023098
Ain’t reading that king x

>>214023098
diego would have had a heart attack if you could have just waited till friday

>>214023098
blog on you boring cunt

my arch-nemesis is on /brit/ now

JACKIE WEAVER THAT FUCKING BITCH

>>214023127
hello

And the latest update from the saddest cunt who ever lived?

>>214023162
we don't refer to ourselves in the third person here

>>214023111
>>214023114
>>214023115
>>214023116
ok lads. you have had your say so no need to be rude.
i dont have anyone else to talk about this stuff and saying something (or writing it) manifests it

>>214023175
dont mind me im all for blogposts in my /brit/ (not that im necessarily going to read them)

>I don't believe in magic
>I don't believe in I-ching
>i don't believe in Bible
>I don't believe in Tarot
>I don't believe in Hitler
>I don't believe in Jesus
>I don't believe in Kennedy
>I don't believe in Buddha
>I don't believe in Mantra
>I don't believe in Gita
>I don't believe in Yoga
>I don't believe in Kings
>I don't believe in Elvis
>I don't believe in Zimmerman
>I don't believe in the Beatles
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>214023185
i don't believe anyone asked

All right, love. Just stand there in front of Lucifer's bollocks. Yes, perfect.

The Handforth Parish council meeting from a few years back really shows why fuck all gets done in this country
Entire place is run by retarded boomers who have fuck all clue about anything and hate each other for not following the rules to a T

>>214023180
good lad. i bet you are a solid friend and genuinely loved by people around you. i never expect anyone will read my blog posts but i like writing them anyway

get the blogs posted

>>214023215
Does being this rich and powerful make you go mental
Is there anyone that high up in the ranks who's just normal

>>214023185
"alri John boy laa, lets get fucked up and happy slap some slag outside the maccies"

>>214023261
you got any cool vpn posts lined up?

>>214023223
it was pretty funny though

I need Emma Watson to do a stinky in my face.

jacob rees-mogg

>>214023317
ghoul of a woman

>>214023296
have to settle for your mom instead

>>214023317
shit i just posted in /bra/ about her. wouldn't have bothered if id have known that would be posted here a minute later

>>214023363
/bra/zilians love sabrina!

>>214023317
ya you brownie come ere ill fucking spark you out you fucking brownie dont show up in my feed again

fucking hate brownies

>>214023296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBWaPXB7b2o&list=OLAK5uy_kMkat1rXwuM-745tGXl1wAak3fkETUIkw&index=21

>>214023381
>come ere
why on earth would he go to idaho?

i-is that a painting with a biblical theme at the royal academy?

nooooo i'm losing my mind how can people be so evil and twisted

>>214023317
Bonnie Blue is a musician?

his 46 year old lard jiggled with rage
when it was discovered he had vpn engaged

>>214023042 (OP)
>Fisherman's Horizon
>Thread

>>214023426
heemed that cunt

>>214023380
had to get /bra/ a bit of a telling off. they are rudely ignoring me. my estimation of Brazilians is plummeting by the minute

God I wish she'd us my mouth as a toilet.

>>214023452
why did you upload a pic of emma watson when referring to your mother?

Lurking until the Americans go back to the sharty

>>214023426
>>214023453
hola amigo!

>>214023484
clueless retard

>>214023453
I have actually met someone like this. It's real.

>>214023515
you looked in the mirror?

Pro-western latinx are infinitely more tolerable than BRICSmongs

>>214023528
Ay caramba

>>214023528
everything is a cheap laugh with you because your life is a joke. youre not clever or witty in the slightest, pretending to be dumb and thinking youve control over yourself when in fact you are an idiot. unironically

>>214023508
>clueless retard

>>214023557
post your forearm. can guarantee im whiter than you

>>214023571
>post your forearm. can guarantee im whiter than you

>>214023550
the lard jiggles with rage
all systems go, vpn engage

i for one love my peanut butter complexion xx

My forearm is ghostly white but also scrawny and hairless so id never post it

>>214023623
yoooooo timmmmmyyy

go post on /po/

Need sex with Emma.

>>214023652
she'd look so fit with a bigger bum

>6 posts in a row from vpn yank
grim

I'd have sex with any thin woman who ever existed

go post on /pol/

>>214023660
Her bum is fine the way it is. Not everyone likes an enormous cellulite ass Joao.

should I try ordering mcdonald again or should I get mexican chicken bowls or a chipotle barbacoa burrito or thai fried rice and eggrolls or teriyaki chicken or hawaiian bbq chicken and beef?

>>214023698
bro is conversing with himself again

>>214023652
'

>>214023702
Id go with the chinky chicken

>>214023739
bro is conversing with himself once again

you realise /cum/ exists for you runts yeah? All you are doing is talking with yourselves so go there. Nobody likes you goblinos

>>214023702
mcdonalds. for me its the mchicken (not spicy) no mayo add mustard. or the regular chicken sandwich. also id probably get some fries.

a drink? sprite, coke cherry, or coke zero

>>214023739
umm idk which one you mean

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

>>214023763
I’ll talk with you mate
What are your hobbies and interests

>>214023778
I'm either getting nuggets or quarter pound
I am struggle to decide this

>>214023782
:)

>>214023763
always bizarre to pop in to late night /brit/ and see a bunch of yanks chatting away amongst themselves. we used to have enough brits and aussies to stop things completely going to shit, it's just sad now

>>214023782
rather not say

>>214023792
Nature, metal music, instruments, cats, coking, animals, 90s memphis hip hop, piedmont blues, folk, music in general as long as its not faggy shit, jrpgs, ps1/ps2 games, art, ancient history

RAPE!

>>214023810
>yanks
it's just the one

during sex do trannys really say stuff like 'pound my boipucci wank my feminine penis'?

>>214023836
think you might need a nap

industrial music for industrialists

>>214023782
don't want to say

>>214023830
That’s nice

>>214023810
I wish I visited back in the day. I never used /int/ until recently as its one of the the only boards with any whimsy left

hey rivet heads

>>214023842
you too. a dirt nap, that is

Your song is all right, but it needs more KAJOWWWWWWWW. Do you know what I mean?

how are your muscly arms

>>214023863
kys gingerpedo

used to watch little britain on dvd, had the live show.

>>214023879
bro is replying to himself again

>>214023782
shoplifted a pack of hubba bubba when i was five

Do you lads know anyone who actually did btecs?
Thought they were an urban legend but hear them mentioned all the time

I wish I knew a midget with self-esteem issues, so I could say to him "Hey, don't sell yourself short."
That would be funny I think.

is it better to get the guacamole in the burrito at chipotle or on the side

>>214023882
did you mean to reply to the question about the worst thing you've ever done?

>>214023910
>I wish I knew a midget with self-esteem issues
simply look in the mirror

>>214023910
could also say that to a midge prostitute tbf

>>214023866
you must be under a lot of stress
posting here probably isn't helping with that

Just completed my third walk through
Only 2 more to do and then toil is done

>>214023914
I'd go on the side because you dip your chips in it

what's with the influx of the 'kys' kids on /brit/ lately anyway?

>>214023928
the 46 year old manbaby's lard is jiggling to and fro with anger, so much so he has begun to project

>>214023914
put the burrito up your ASS

>>214023940
Security?

Persian culture is the best in the middle east and its not up for debate

>>214023964
Aye

>>214023946
they never give me chips :\
and the side of chips with guacamole costs $6.65 vs $3.85 for just guacamole

>>214023967
>caring about different flavours of wog
ngmi

>>214023981
The ayatollahs are whiter than the supreme court in america unironically

cant decide who are worse psters amerifags or canadians... in theory I like canadians more but they are worse psters if im being realistic. The odd non city all american boy can have a heart of gold

>>214023974
Lucky dog

Pierbi dropped now content lads

>>214023998
t. 46 year old vpn yank

so I think probably a lot of you would enjoy posting on /pol/ or /b/ much more than here
I really recommend giving it a try I think you'll really prefer it

>>214023998
Lets see those little maori feet princess x

>>214024003
kys nonce

Now then now then now then

>>214024003
Who is that?

>>214024009
the lard with rage jiggles so
so much that vpnyank begs me to go

>>214024036
some paedo tranny freak

Oh that season is approaching…

The United States of America is undoubtedly at present the most ruthless and aggressive imperialist nation. In its imperialist policy lie great dangers for a future war of unfathomable death and destruction

>>214024064
Emma a better

religion is like a penis, you don't shove it down children throats

>>214023991
That's not saying much. The most elite in any country are always the most pale skinned (except for the modern west but that's a different point)

Ended up having a lovely time on /bra/, had some pleasant chats. It's nice to occasionally drop in on other generals.

poop and niggers dying

got f*ck all done today

thanks a lot losers

>>214024180
The day has just begun.

>>214024198
about to get to work until around 12am (its 9pm) at which point i will take a coffee break

or 11pm rather

>>214024119
>this place was like bagdad with g-strings

Found a gmilf pornography I might rewatch but... it's like... you know what I mean? It's like... man...

>>214024225
Hope you have a good, productive day in the toil mine.

^3^

KAHTEEM

>>214024266
>toil mine
im a day trader. lol you didnt actually think i meant physical labor?

Cor

>>214024274
yea i'll stay home
and have a cheeky cry

Aunt Judy's XXX - Busty 61yo GILF Landlady Foxxxy Darlin' Lets her Tenant Pay Rent in Cum

>>214024299
What you are is a pedophile who needs to off himself nowish.

>>214024299
lmao no, toil mine is just a phrase we use to describe any workplace

Starring Foxxxy Darlin'

Just seen a black willy in /brit/

hey

everyday a beautiful secret

used to donate to CANZUK when I was younger, but then I realized there is no practical reasons for them to join us in any sort of union (they already brain drain us)

Fermented cabbage… they call it “kimchi”

>>214024460
not really on is it

>>214023042 (OP)
it's all your fault!

>>214024299
>im a day trader.
AKA a NEET lmao

>>214024460
very feminine display of physical aggression there

>>214024489
Heh, not my fault. I was born a long time after colonialism. But my grandad did kill some Mau Mau in Kenya in the 50s which was the last colonial war.

>>214024434
Why are icelanders swarthy

>>214024512
couldnt stand not being the center of attention. much like a majority of the people here

dell hob acre
or
braced hello
or
cry oh doll
or
holly cord

>>214024528
Hope he got obama’s dad or whatever the fuck it was

what would you do if you saw this

>>214024568
Stare for a bit

>>214024489
well why was this removed then?

got nervous and anxious in a thread i made so now I've decided to just exit it and pretend it doesn't exist

>>214024651
When Irish virgins speak
I listen

send them all back

>>214024528
norn iron was your last colonial war since your grandad was stationed there and you treated it the same

>oh noes the irish are being le victims again :(((

you literally put the lads molesting Obama's grandad's balls w/ steel rods in NI and had internment IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY

poo smells

Millennials and boomers are the worst generations

>>214024720
millennials are based

4am
Have a negroni
Have two

zoomers dream of being this cool

>>214024696
The Troubles weren't colonial, it was a post-colonial conflict. And in the 50s not much was happening in Ireland. My grandad certainly never went to Ireland. He served in Kenya and Aden (Yemen). And to be fair he was doing it for national service, he didn't actually want to be there.

if this is anything like the other (self help) books jen hubbards read it should be good *fingers crossed*

>>214024761
kys gingerpedo you freak

>>214024756
okay fair enough

>>214024781
emmayank? seek help.

>>214024761
she was a cutie

>>214024805
agreed

It’s been a strange journey to the point I’m at now. The last oneitis gave me visions of satan or some other demonic presence offering her love for the tribute of 3 birds or 1 dogs life. A bargain which disgusted me to my core, and yet I still clinged to her hopelessly. Never bargaining with the demon, and in turn never being her love.

From first encounter with the new oneitis instead I’ve been stricken by a sickness, horribly weak and completely bed bound. Do the demons demand another tribute? What will I have to bargain this time? Is it worth it now? Every dream this week has involved her, yet no demons have come to bargain.

From that realization I see the truth clearly now. No path which would lead me to an angel could be guided by anyone but GOD himself. Only faith in HIM will bring me to her who my heart aches for, her who would make a great wife, a great mother, a great companion by my side.

This is no curse of a demon, this is a trial by GOD to seek faith for faith in HIM will lead all to the desires of the heart. Faith in HIM and love for the future to be unfold with her will guide me to find her once more. To give me one more chance to ask her out when I lacked the courage to do so before.

No matter what if I place my faith in the LORD almighty he will grant me the courage I never found within myself. What courage forms within will only reflect what faith I send above.

>>214024803
Wanting to sniff a pretty lass's farts is a far cry from wanting to dig up a dead little girl to sexually abuse her corpse. You should be fed into wood chipper.

>>214024818
do blog on

need like a week or so to withdraw from drugs but i can't take a week off toil and i can't be withdrawing at toil

>>214024823
you don't JUST want to sniff her farts though do you mate
you regularly post about eating her poo and other such sordid affairs

>>214024856
rare

brittany venti
now that's a woman

>>214024823
ive stopped posting her. you do this for a laugh and for your own sick pleasure with no sign of improvement. i shutter to think of what you look at and do behind closed doors

brittany venti
now that's a quadroon

>>214024890
no doubt

taken me a long time to realise this but being alone is lonely

>>214024915
i'm alone but not lonely so suck on that

You're lonely, get a cat. They live 13 years, then you get another one. And another one after that. Then you're done.

>>214024915
well I enjoy being alone mate

>>214024915
>>214024928
this. youre like a chlid in your mind

>>214024869
>ive stopped posting her
You have done no such thing.

Britanny Venti's lovely quadroon soles and toes

Yamato pits

>>214024967
cool vpn

>>214024976
not a vpn

get the ventis posted

>>214025002
nice batty on her
could sire some hideous mixed race babies for sure

>>214025010
When did Quebec get a flag

utterly bizarre!

rorke and the lads

>>214024909
venty booby

smokin on that nigger weed

smokin on that floor weed

how can venti be a nazi when she's mixed race? answer that one leftypol

>>214025058
leftypol throwing his computer out the window in rage

leftypol smoking oregano

washing down sleeping pills with a red bull
bodyberg on the ropes with all these mixed messages

>>214025099
cartoonish body

getting tight with christ

>>214025111
keeping it on its toes, eh? *starts shadow boxing*

gpt 5 is shit

don't know about you but i think fart/scat fetishism isn't even on the same level as paedophile necrophiliac fetishism
one's a bit weird, the other genuinely deserves to be castrated

>>214025149
this but gta instead
IV was better

should I start a reaction channel on youtube

Fourth walkthrough finished
Just one more and toil is complete

>>214025175
what do you plan on reacting to?

>>214025172
but they didn't have planes so you couldn't 9/11 the empire state building

Sitting outside a spanish-speaking seventh day adventist church and supping a diet soda. They got some kind of thing going on in there

>>214025202
wonderful. where at in the us is still daylight?

>>214025197
>the empire state building
WELL IT WOULDN'T BE IN LOS SANTOS WOULD IT?

>>214025202
>spanish speaking 7th day Adventist
America is a black hole for culture, everything that comes into contact with it gets absorbed and transformed into something grotesque

>>214025167
both should be eliminated from the gene pool

>>214025212
Best coast

>>214025175
go for it babe

>>214025212
love this image, wish we could pop a modern lander down there someday

>>214025236
>knows how to get to reddit
from experience i presume?

>>214025231
lol

>>214025175
Fun fact: Viggo Mortenson actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet

>>214024869
Shutter........ ummm, guys? I asked for a GPS

>>214025296
shudder. sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9n-CRwwO4&list=RDoM9n-CRwwO4&start_radio=1

Need are Emma to do a poo in my mouth.

>>214025385
Would love to locked in a bathroom with her then place my mouth directly above the toilet bowl. Drinking and eating her waste until we both die of malnutrition

Can you guess where in the world I took this picture last year

my gym fit

To live and die in the Great Northwest, that's my lot in life x

oomy

woomy

>>214025538
>>214025560
Wonderful posts

feel like shite

>>214025582
grow up

Can't stop thinking about sex with oriental trannies.

>>214025582
what's wrong

Want to live around White nerds but not stemcel demons. A world of Rick Steves, that's my dream.

>>214025605
so you like being shagged by orientals, eh?

>>214025647
Which one of us lost to Vietnam again?

>>214025630
RICK WAIT

>>214025670
which one of us lost a 100 year war?

>>214025613
woke up with a sore throat and massive headache, starting phase of sicktoil

it pie night

stuffing a chicken up me arse

>>214025717
drink a shit load of orange juice

Sorry for not replying stockbriton I had to go out and enjoy the fleeting daylight.

>>214022961

I advocate being scientific.
Isolate variables. Run experiments. Form a procedure.

Don't call something "bearish" like 99% of people do and come up with an adjective for something that's mostly right probably. Bearish to what degree. Why.

Seriously, you're being too specific. Too specific is specific at all.

If someone paid you when you were right about predicting cloud formations then you would start learning how to "forecast" this. Don't learn that the sky is red when the sun is going down and then say that it usually doesn't get hot when the sky is red. Learn why.

This is kind of beyond the paygrade of someone that isn't a "compsci" guy, but a computer program is just a series of instructions. When I say that you should use python to do it I'm saying that this stuff is so one dimensional that it should be done by a robot.

Judaism doesn’t have any input from Greek philosophy. One of the major departures of Christianity from Judaism is that it embraced Greek Philosophy. There were Hellenized Jews who wanted to introduce Greek philosophy to w Judaism, but the Macabees exterminated them, because it threatened to make Jews non-Jewish. The next version of this was in the 1600s when Baruch Spinoza embraced European philosophy and became the first secular Jew. However, by then Jews had been in the diaspora for around 1500 years and had evolved to be more ethnocentric allowing them to adopt philosophy without being swayed by the truth of it away from their ethnopsychopathy the way Hellenized Jews were in the Seleucid era or Christ was.

Today’s Jews when exposed to western Philosophy go about twisting it through world play to fit their Jewish ethnic interests. Much like a psychopath learning how to fake empathy from a psychologist trying to fix them, today’s Jews borrow some concepts form the European intellectual tradition, but instead of using them to discover truth use them for word play.

>>214025745
orange juice is bloody expensive

9 days of sobriety toil feels like a century. A good and productive one

I would fuck pretty much 80% of women 20-90
But I would only seriously consider having sex with a man if they were a passable tranny or extremely feminine and under 25

>>214025821
good to know you're gay lad

Im a one woman man

>>214025832
That woman? Pang pang

Stop yanking my chain cody you little knucklehead

>>214025807
happy for you anon. me? ive been off weed and cigs for 28 days and have no intention of ever smoking again

weed is 4 loserz

My relationship with weed looks like hitting a vape once at about 10 PM and then falling asleep an hour later after a long day of productivity.
I have no bad relationship with any other such substances.

I'm not flexing my sobriety muscles because I'm saying that I was an absolute degenerate one year ago.

>>214024064
Everyone claims that incels only want perfect stacies but any girl with any kind of following on 4chan always looks like a version of this. The UK version of this is a mousy bookworm with a grandma name whose loadout is a blend of graphic tshirts and dated fashion of yesteryear like someone combining a fedora with a rick and morty tshirt.

Keep Rubyposting because I get to post this.

Family Guy has 23 seasons.
This is america's Coronation Street.

>>214026043
>a British TV show having more than 14 episodes total

nz teacher who just got ten months home detention for sucking a 15 year old's dick in a car park

>>214026102
And yet I'm sat here alone, dick is rock hard, forced to think about shemales

>>214025719
Jk it pull night https://youtu.be/3W0Gh-rFg70?si=bcUFX8R81YLmDB7u

>>214026102
newsflash: idgaf

>niccy pouch before bed
>niccy pouch when I wake up
sick of it I need to quit these cunts

>>214026211
ktim

why hasnt ofcom banned you lot yet?

>>214026211
>need to quit
good la

>>214026224
/brit/ is too big to fail

>>214026102
atta boy

cry you stupid fat whore. no more monthly income. no more starbucks.no more ubereats

I see leftypol sent the big booty latina brigade to distract from hitlerian gymtoil

>>214026277
i didnt know new zealand had beaners

open that f*cking mouth whore

brrrrr

goodnight

>>214026417
>>214026417
>>214026417

all errands done for the day lads, time to relax haha

actual british culture thread:
>>214026449
>>214026449
>>214026449