Thread 216639610

the daily scoop edition

I would spend $70 for .09-.10 $ games and thats like 6 3* sparks

Who's the only gay in the village?
What's a chav?

>>216639652
>rabbit

$70 for 7500 carrots (instead of like 50K)

Frame this

Best be hitting the hay, as they say.

>>216639653
fit
would

umamouseynomics

although thats $23/mnth (limit of 3)

>>216639680
gay not to

removing heathermong's tonsils with a blaster rifle in LEGO star wars

thats like, $0.50 a day! thats 1 race a day with normal price of carrots but you are getting 3 (750 races ea 3 months is about 3 races a day you would do normally)

ooh she got that clarted bell pepper inhaler

>>216639680
>>216639694
poo smells tho

he's 40 years old but online he's 3pm katy >.<

>>216639748
more impotent than the cuckold in a wheelchair youre trying to bully

>>216638416
>>216638956

I’ll slip me finger in yer bunhole!

>>216639760
why does fluttershy call you AH

rorke?

>>216639798
it means autistic homo
im trans by the way

>>216639797
um

>>216639798
no idea sir

>>216639814
poo roar

>>216639862
you are extremely mentally ill

scrp

Down same stretching. Mad how daily downward dog has taken my lower back pain away

brb just downloading a 4.4GB Android update
gn brb gngn

everyone don't post until he's back we don't want him to be left out

A tui learned to mimic my elderly mum’s garage door opener. I’ve never heard her get so enraged

anon can you get 3* sparks for sped and something else (stam/power etc) and a third spark fr wit because then you NEED wit spark 1*

mecrmeas

Thirsty anyone

>>216639959
wat

Scooped this one

mole in jar of piss

going to bread goodnight

mole in piss

where’s gorpheus?

Contemplating a cheeky stranglewank

spotta katy

>>216640079
what's this from?

Another night up spamming is it?
OK, enjoy...
Still working on getting a wife, having kids? Given up? Alright

rooar

going to start a gardening business

Rorke LOVES these types of blacks

Going bed soon team. Had an okay day really.

>>216640235
Die

>>216640241
leave her alone

>>216640241
Pathetic little creature wishing death to others on 4chan

>>216640252
Thanks for sticking up for me

any gay lads in? x

>>216640314
...yh

bubble butt lads in?

could the trannycord extension be modified to add the horse icons from the you know what board

is having a boyfriend embarrassing now?

sveb

giving my chinny chin chink an itch

arse lad night

willyberg needs attending to

>>216640365
No one on that board actually uses those icons

Got a box full of stuff the exberg gave me
Just sitting on my dresser
Dunno what to do with it all

There is nobody (and I mean nobody) more happy on this planet than White men with Asian wives/girlfriends.

>>216640559
what about people who have just injected meth in the last 10 seconds

>>216640543
don't try to become unattached to things, you can't, it will happen by itself

>>216640582
Obviously an exception

>>216640582
If he wasn't a superior American you would have done him there

(8) maybe I'll be rorke
I'm already rorke
what about leftypol?
I'm already leftypol
I'll be toby
NERF toby... (8)

>>216640670
thiis is an overwatch reference (which I am playing)

>>216639610 (OP)
kys

>>216640685
how about you overwatch some job applications freakshow

>>216640709
ur so mean to me

Was the introduction of smartphones worse than the industrial revolution?

i'm so ostracised and hated by everyone

>>216640742
maybe if u were just kind to me

Do you own a PS5? Be honest now...

>>216640757
Last PS I owned was a PS2

>>216640774
all anybody really needs gaming wise tbqh

>>216640757
nah got a pc

I'm having sex

>>216640559
Timmy cope
Katy doesn't want him anymore

Þommy likes dem flat faced, noh?

>>216640813
sup crodie
ppl are saying you're in your late 30s
its not true is it yodie?

thomy

>>216640836
Bell pepper-nosed Timmy crush

>>216640836
What þe fuck

>>216640843
sup pretend crodie
nah it ain't true cuz fake crodie
timmy just never snapped a hymen so he mad

Best white Timmy earning 120k a year can do

>>216640882
good 2 know woadie
how old are u?

Þommy's crush pooja

Shan’t be shagging any poos, Timmy or not.

im gay

meks timmy's knees weak
timmy gave up dream katy in year 9 when she rejected him lool timmy get no katy snappy so he den cope

then he niggered away
(nigger nigger)
then he niggered away
(nigger nigger)
then he niggered away
(nigger nigger nigger)
til the very next day

squashed and shrivelled sri lankan heads for timmy's life
meanwhile the bulbousdem git katydem

did too many poos today and now my anus hurts

she's a yung katy I LIKE

>>216640964
um

oh! it mamma dashie now

Hewo, frens.

We all bored, post about the tonsilstones x

there is ONE bradley poster

I did
It

for

/Brit/ !!

>>216640992
Anuda anon subscribed, he remove dem every day now wid waterpik. big corny stones at first, now dey smaller but just as stinky

>>216641005
Massive bank there lad fucking hell you've been busy

>>216640964
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

>BBC Director General Tim Davie and News CEO Deborah Turness resigned on Sunday following a Telegraph investigation that revealed a 2021 Panorama documentary edited Donald Trump's January 6 speech by splicing unrelated excerpts to imply incitement of the Capitol riot. Internal BBC Verify memos had flagged the edit's potential breach of impartiality guidelines, yet the program aired. The resignations have triggered an independent review and heightened UK conservative demands to reform the BBC's funding model.


trump killed the bbc

>>216641013
I don't have any, had them removed recently you see

>>216640898
>>216640917
>>216640943
you're awake past bedtime lad

>>216640992
everyone has them
what are the odds of this?
>>216639610 (OP)
answer: 99%. (the 1% without had their tonsils surgically removed)

>look up movie director
>raised catholic, originally had an irish surname
>"He also has Jewish roots"
They really do run everything and we can do nothing to stop it

>>216641035
u went to big man mike dilkes in south london. he sorted u out wid laser

>>216641030
err

>>216640584
ah
horses

>>216641030
wat no pussy does to Þommy

>>216641052
Nah surgically removed

wat no pussy does to Þommy

>>216641076
brutal
get close to girl and speak in their faces
they won't believe how clean your breath is. they're used to smelling only dogshit tonsil stone breath every day.

Mental how there are likely posters here who are younger than 4chan itself
I used to think it was mental seeing posts on Newgrounds from before I was born

employed woman getting a hymen surgically constructed in her scrotal webbing

>>216641107
>than 4chan
there'll be people younger than /brit/ posting here in a few years

I'm a 50 hymen man. Maybe 55

>>216641097
I do have quite good breath. It's a blessing really, more people should do it

just put my socks on.
might put on my shoes on next

>>216641138
how many hymens since the accident that turned you into what you are now?

>>216641141
did you get your tonsils removed due to tonsil stones or for a different reason?

>>216641040
said the deranged gay freak ruining this thread by spamming jewy ai pics

>>216641170
Nah, I had tonsillitis recently and I opted to have them removed. I wouldn't wish tonsillitis on my worst enemy. It's a net positive to have them removed. Fucking pointless.

>>216641157
I didn't have an accident
I'm getting back in the saddle soon, though adding to my hymen tally would be a stretch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdB3mi9Ur0c&list=RDMdB3mi9Ur0c&start_radio=1

>>216641180
My mum told me a friend of hers had them removed and something happened to them after and she was bleeding a lot and had to go to hopsital again what's that about. Also for how long does it hurt after they're out. Are you put to sleep for the surgery too?

>>216641180
pain-wise what was worse, having tonsillitis or recovering from the tonsillectomy?

>>216641208
>>216641219
It hurt quite badly afterwards, but it was absolutely NOTHING compared to tonsillitis. I got it quite badly unfortunately. I had it as a child (everyone does) and it was agony. My throat was swollen, I was throwing up all the time, constantly tired, couldn't eat or drink without gagging. Would gladly have them removed again.

bollockstein and bollockberg are making demands of willyblatt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWRrG1ApZ3M&list=RDKWRrG1ApZ3M&start_radio=1

>>216641189
well what lead you to getting off the saddle?
surely no one voluntarily goes from a 50 hymen man to little more than ziedy's less funny sidekick
something traumatic like telogen effluvium making all your hair fall out over night? getting brutally rejected because you had smelly tonsil breath?

Need Emma Watson to fart directly up my nostrils.

>>216641318
seems to have been pacified by the tonsil stone posting

the 'tex gf

https://www.reddit.com/user/eevie_chan/

>>216641343
when she has farted and your brain has finished processing the smell, then what happens?

>>216641343
>lowbrow humor
very mature. grow up sometime

>>216641366
ok she unironically lives near me
i saw her on grindr under 2km away many many times

>>216641318
tinder came out and the methods i had been using ceased to work

>>216641366
....

I just had a revelation that the Broken Windows Theory should be applied to your life in order to maximize your productivity in the pursuit of your goals. You should adhere to a strict yet easy to keep schedule and never allow deviations unless absolutely necessary. Want to learn play the piano and have set out to practice everyday? Chances are you are going to drop the whole thing entirely if you allow yourself to skip a practice session.

hell, it's about time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzz_Vu8DWtI&list=RDlzz_Vu8DWtI&start_radio=1

i genuinely wonder what are stella used to look like before

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrapCuties/comments/1orm215/trying_to_decide_which_picture_i_look_better_i/

I even met a couple of nerdier virgin girls through craigslist and gumtree

tyrone angry pummelling m2 clatterbox

might poo in a loo

i can't believe they found a pic of ziedy
he looks close to how i imagined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWd3LNqqmns&list=OLAK5uy_l6pS1AkC09zNo0AMwJEXhcVUBoXfasKRU&index=4

>>216641470
looks like a bit of a neek though

I’d do sexy things to Emma Watson’s puckered anus.

lads do you know anyone who has had their phone snatched by a shitskin on a moped?

>>216641526
preaching to the choir

>first post was in 2019 on /brit/
>first post by the belgian was 18 months ago

mental

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cronem/order/asc/

time travelling to 2001 to warn them about covid

enough of the fuckery. now we grind

wonder why injuns look like slanty eyed chinamen but with red skin

>>216641606
they crossed the bering strait from asia like 4850485 years ago

How should I chat up this Indian slag on 'inder lads

>>216641606
because that's literally what they are

>>216641622
>>216641638
i knew that, i just wondered why they didn't lose their slanty eyes, i could see why eskimos would retain them, but why the ones that settled in hotter regions?

>>216641662
not long enough in evolutionary terms
>23,000 years
>13,000 years

can you lot tell your mums to stop watching strictly please
even though I don't watch TV I'm sick of hearing about it

had a solar panel installed about 3 years ago and ever since my leccy bills have been basically nothing, why don't yous lads get a solar panel installed if you like heating so much? is it because there's no sunlight in britain?

pouring bacon grease down the sink
not my problem

When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love

>>216641662
besides, though they share some physical similarities with east asians, native americans from the usa and amerindians from central and south america look quite distinct from them

acquiring a 51% stake in spacex so i can order elon musk to launch niggers into the sun

Well?

>>216641788
Culture is whatever you want it to be
Race, however, is immutable

Female farts and poo

what is the yank cooking here??

Fell asleep at 10pm intending to sleep the whole night and I've woken up at 2am worrying about having no response from the escort

>>216641911
Oh deary me

>>216639652
LOL

>>216641788
Fish and chips, making a pot of tea, Queen Lizzo etc etc

>>216641470
missed this
how did that happen

Accidentally played the bbc raceplay bnwo audiogasm playlist on the family headphones in the kitchen
happened two hours ago and still haven’t worked the nerve to go downstairs

>>216641916
Is this an actual book you’re reading or are you just posting random images of books?

>>216642088
stop samefagging. He looks like a neek.

Where are the good posters?

>>216641427
good god, imagine bumming him hard and hearing his little gay moans

>>216640731
Is it true you guys have an app to make sure you aren't shagging your cousin like

>>216642107
i'm not samefagging, i genuinely have no idea what happened
not here every waking hour you see
though considering you immediately assumed it was samefagging i'm guessing it's another forced fake dox like the time mousey "posted" a picture of "himself"

billions must sleep

>>216642172
Obviously it's a fake dox
It's just some fucking zesty black bloke

zazueta's lurking rn

Check this out lol

taking my little faggot horse for a walk

>>216642224
bro

Thank you MrPaulH
For another fantastic shave!!
Only a couple of days until your next shave on

Wednesday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxiQUQaLSAw

>>216642224
Fuck you

>>216642224
get flags

>>216642272
I want him to too >.<

>>216642277
I KNOWWWW I just want to know him!!! He's such a good poster!

>>216642292
>pony poster
>singular

>>216642302
yes I know, I post them too ^_^

Lads

>>216642341
are you the one that talks about the [redacted] being racist to the griffons?

>>216642351
what

>>216642341
OMDS YOU LITTLE RODENT GET IT DONE
>>215993147

>>216642361
nvm
Bye!

>>216642370
If that place is 130+ IQ then what is the collective /brit/ now that I'm here

>>216642383
Depends mate
Are you gonna do it?

>>216642390
Murder Keir Starmer in cold blood? I'd rather not to be quite honest

>>216642414
Well that's a good thing

>>216642421
Maybe yeah

hmmm...
nigger.

>>216642488
Not nice

.

>>216641974
Yeah it's not good. I'm genuinely worried I have said something to annoy her. She was away for a few days but is back now.

What I don't get is that she replied to all my previous emails quickly. She responded to my previous messages very quickly before we met, and even on Sunday 2nd. But since then she hasn't replied, only read the message. I asked her if she was free on Wednesday 12th. And she also said she'd love to see me again.

Am I overthinking things? Do you think she'll respond tomorrow now she's back?

something's gone off in the fridge
i can smell it

>>216641788
The most common culture for cheddar is a mesophilic starter culture, such as MA11, which helps ripen the milk before adding rennet to form curds.

>>216642642
i can smell your bum from the other side of the globe mate

>>216642658
Probably just the smell of the outback, mate

>>216642100
>currently reading picrel
notice anything?

You're from the Sainsburys, aren't you

Motorboat Captain

>>216642932
Who are they

Need her to squat over my face and blast rancid chunks of diarrhea all over me.

>>216642999
Fans

thinking about sexy ladies and getting horny

This netflix nuke movie has too much bitch in it man, got my moms behind the camera about a nuke launch you know what I'm saying. That's like Morris Chestnut directing a movie about a miscarriage. Get that camera up that shit like SQUISH HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

indian poo festival

>>216643155
kill yourself

Got a good pong on me balls, smells heavenly

gingerpaedo absolutely btfo

>>216643237
what was it

showetoil beckons

>>216643291
Picture of the ginger child who was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting. He deserves to die.

Wish she’d fart on me.

cuppa and back to studying

dead thread

>>216639610 (OP)
shite edition btw

any of you lot using a wake-up light? the ones who are suppose to mimic a sunrise
think i might get one you see

>>216643838
last thing i wanted in my evil incel nigger lair is any bright light, already put tinfoil over the windows to block out the sun ages ago you see

>>216643838
dont need one i wake up in agony around 4am every morning when the alcohol starts to wear off and the horror floods back in you see

>>216643908
this. i sleep all day and work (invest&study) in peace during the night

LEGO evil incel lair

>>216643326
mental how like every woman alive.is bogged to shit noe

get the niggers imprisoned
get the niggers mistreated
get the niggers deported
get the niggers colonised
get the niggers oppressed

I got a rorke in my rari

Rorke's whip

>>216644044
mental how a majority of the incels that post on this site seem to fawn over these busted hoes. theres a guy itt rn talking about pink pantheress for crying out loud. the handful of nonces get lambasted for being sick in the head while the rest of them worship idols and / or are bent & weird

>>216644137
Reminds me of that call of duty map in London

>>216644137
do you look like that

None could stand before the horde but the heather nonce. Despair spread before him like a plague, striking fear into the shadow-dwellers, driving them to deeper and darker pits. But from the depths of the abyss rose The Great One, a champion mightier than all who had come before. The desperate to fit in Canadian, of immeasurable power and ferocity. He strode upon the plain and faced the heather nonce, and a mighty battle was fought on the desolate plains. DTFIC fought with the fury of the countless that had fallen at the heather nonce's hand, but there fell DTFIC, and in his defeat the shadow horde were routed.

>>216644163
Alri time for bed, Tolkien

>>216644180
British culture, right

quiche-san's LOST it

>>216644163
sybau

got a cathy megawank lined up

sir BLACK person

>>216644239
surely you can find something more to your preference than that...

>>216644139
Corr phwoar phwoar absolute FIT lass

>>216644139
>theres a guy itt rn talking about pink pantheress for crying out loud
based schizo unbothered by the difference between the posts on his screen and the ones in his head

>>216644302
>ones in his head
>>216642573
allow me to clarify. hes posting images of her and he (or some other anon) HAS posted about her recently in previous threads.

Anyone here thinking about PinkPantheress, the Queen of London

>>216644319
Katy is NOT happy with this behavior lads, not one bit. Sort it out

Some say that drinking's a sin
But a gargle is fine now and then
For drinking has been in this world
Forever and ever, amen

ruby granger style

strategising a gigawank

Leftypol in tatters after this one

>>216643838
I already have one it's called a window

i got a ruby in my rari
17 shots no 38

>>216644417
not a lot of bright mornings during wintertime is there dickhead

>>216644417
Probably lives in Greenland or something where the light doesn't change

>>216644475
>>216644475