Thread 214677059

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Blood Type A: People with type A blood are often perceived as clever, passionate, sensitive, and cooperative. They typically have a patient temperament and are loyal and peace-loving. However, they might also be overly sensitive and cautious, adhering strictly to societal norms and etiquette.

off to bed

Might take up creative writing in college, lads.
Could write the next Harry Potter replacement but instead of wands, they use cans

yep, it's a two jumpers and no work kind of day

move to australia and you too can experience lightning fast download speeds of up to 2 mb/s

nominations are open for the King's birthday honours list if you wanna nominate me lads. Services to /bri/ and all that x

TRVKE

>>214677127
Labour civil war when

Wank off, you fucking cunt

didnt even read the news still going to ride it out.

>>214677136
t. toll collector on the golden gate bridge

Judy Greer my kinda woman

morning lads

i like when cows go moo

>>214677181
scrmaenig

gogoodod momorornoninongog bobroritotainon!

>>214677191
Woah I wouldn't want to see the size of the cow that laid that pat lmao

>>214677208
first shot of the new series is a black nobleman playing the harpsichord in 18th century Britain

>>214677159
No, I don't think that was it. I think it was not paying enough tax on a property and not adhering to standards expected of a high-ranking government official.

Oh and that's a bad miss

>>214677208
never liked that one recurring sketch where the world has ended and they're pretending to be on a TV game show to take their mind off of it all. Think that was series 2 though

Northerns are thick

Neets, the fuck you do all day? Give me some ideas

>>214677247
I know the one you mean. What didn't you like about it lad?

>>214677259
Cook some sausages

That's right. Clear the hotels and give them all houses. Give them all right to remain and work to clear the asylum seeker backlog. That's what the public wants.

>>214677259
reading. saving. investing.

but you already knew that

>>214677259
museums

sausages have gone in the air friar

>>214677210
https://youtu.be/TrYGnWOf98Y

>>214677284
most threadbare jumper I've ever seen

>>214677259
I used to just wank about six times a day and then eat cold baked beans out of the tin
Nowadays I have a job, so I heat them up

>>214677284
man she looks rough for 27

>>214677274
just don't think it's worth repeating. The concept of it loses it's charm after seeing it once or twice, then you're left with basically the same joke again and again.
I think these sketches are a fair bit longer than most too. Maybe a quarter of an episode dedicated to it

>>214677276
erm, too ealy for that, lad

>>214677292
I'm happy with my money, lad

>>214677298
I'm not going to fucking Du*lin

>>214677313
Good lad. Enjoy the toilwanks

>At least 19 people have been killed during what has been dubbed as the ‘Gen Z protest’ in Nepal after the government blocked WhatsApp, TikTok, Instagram, and more than a dozen other apps.

Ngl dying in a protest to watch brainrot on tiktok is pretty fucking embarrassing

>>214677259
when i was a neet i would smoke weed and wank

67

>>214677338
Gotta die for something

>>214677338
incredibly low vibrational reading of the situation

>>214677284
mmhmm x

>>214677284
They're doing everything they can just to avoid deporting these people which is what everyone really wants

Always remember - posh tory boys like Richard Tice, Jacob Rees Mogg, Ed Dutton and Rupert Lowe are the ones who lost Britain in the first place. They ruled the country and lost it to jewish capitalist money power and cultural leftists.

This applies to the likes of Jared Taylor in America as well.

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer

when and why did the bankers the bonuses that's disgusting disappear from public discourse?

might wank me willy until white semi clear liquid comes out

airfryers bobby

>>214677384
Oh do please fuck off

not heard of any drag queens reading stories to kids for awhile thats a good sign

>>214677381
not legal is it

fried air for tea

>>214677317
Must have been a tough paper round, taken place in a hostile environment such as Benghazi perhaps

drinking a cup of earl grey with a dash of organic unsweetened soya milk

air frying an air fryer

on the decaf and it's not doing it for me

“ In Europe democracy is a falsehood. I do not know where it will end, but it cannot end in a
quiet old age.” Prince Klemens von Matternich

incel surgeons giving me incel anaesthetic in preparation for my incel procedure

>>214677373
Lol one of your cousins was it "Bruce"?

>>214677404
folk just got bored of it and moved on, like everything.
same as covid, the international nonce ring, stop kony

>>214677469
Incel smurfs. Inceltastic!

>>214677428
It would be legal if they just rejected the 90% of asylum claims that are totally invalid

>>214677420
going to get a dog just so I can give it this name

>>214677428
what are they going to do arrest the government?

Remember Phil and Holly jumping the queue to see the dead queen lol

>>214677059 (OP)
I love mole

just wanked

Boat prisons. Hang them by their feet and feed them to the fishes.

>>214677500
an unpleasant situation which could easily have been avoided

>>214677473
sad that you're smart enough to know about the existence of nepalese diaspora in australia but not smart enough to realise the dangers of government internet censorship in a time like this

snood

>>214677404
the banks are fairly well regulated now actually

it's why all the grifters moved on to crypto / fintech / AI spaces

gfberg has pneumonia

>>214677525
It's for their own good. Mobile phones and social media are destroying humanities brains.

>>214677500
two detestable people

>>214677559
*boots her right up the bum*

boomers and millenials really think tiktok is responsible for the discontent with society right now

>>214677562
concession accepted

>>214677559
Good lad

I wish I
Was A communist ..

It`s A

Lovely

system !!

>>214677404
The common refrain is that after the Occupy Wallstreet movement, money was set aside to ramp up culture war wedge issues to divide and conquer.

Poor people will form a united front against the rich but they're less likely to stand shoulder to shoulder with someone who they know thinks a man can become a woman. And vice versa, people who are all about 'social justice' and advocating for an ever-growing list of different rights for different groups of weirdos can no longer find any common ground between themselves and, say, someone who voted for Donald Trump. It's black and white, all or nothing. If you think X or do Y then we cannot even talk about Z.

And this Us vs Them mentality (among people who are poor on both sides) ultimately serves to prevent the poors unifying.

wallaby bolognese for tea

>>214677338
Not just TikTok though is it, WhatsApp is also mentioned, and maybe this is really about the free flow of information and free speech. Maybe the specific apps in question aren't the point. Maybe their government just wants to stop young people organising and opposing the government.

Communism Capitalism same crap made to keep science and progress down. These both waste precious human test subjects.

setting up banking for my startup lads

Starling as the main account (FSCS, low fees, not dealing with cash really), Wise for international transactions at good rates, and Capital On Tap for the business credit card with 1% cashback

>>214677651
Lmao really doubt the youth of Nepal have anything of value to communicate or organise

walking past the local primary school with couple rare labubus hanging out of my bag

>>214677657
*also good Xero integration with Starling

was considering Lloyds as well

>>214677372
I chuckled

sneedemfeedem and chuck sheisty linked up lads

>>214677685
My 40 year old sister started collecting those, truly embarrassing.

You know this is a legit bansky because of how trite and boring it is

raping my 40 year old sisters labubus

kind of ruins anime for me knowing that jeets watch it too

>>214677684
dunno mate the fact 20 of them have been murdered by the government might be a smidge alarming

>>214677707
Hate bankys. Prick killed King Robbo

>>214677704
she single?

>>214677384
who am I supposed to like then

>>214677734
Him. Vote for Anon!

had a big "day off" today where i was going to do some ket and play a new game and watch dinosaur documentaries, but the drugs haven't arrived and i'm worried the tube strike has caused the postman to be delayed

all my plans, gone to waste

need to realign my cock chakra, or cockra as it’s been called

>>214677704
ever seen a glimpse of her arsehole?

>>214677748
thats why you get the drugs in beforehand lad
rookie mistake

>>214677725
You really do care a lot about this irrelevant country of 30 million don't you """Bruce"""
I'm sorry your brother got gunned down for watching "what I eat in a day" videos in front of a police officer, but just give it a rest

>>214677707
interesting choice of nose size for a fictional judge stomping a fictional protestor

one wonders what that fictional protestor was protesting. We just don't know.

>>214677728
married, two kids

>>214677759
no

Posting from my station.

>>214677777
ALEX PATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO PISTOIA

>>214677777
LE QUINTUPLE DEL SETTE SIGNORE, SIGNORI E SIGNORǝ

>>214677247
Remain indoors, I liked it

https://youtu.be/wnd1jKcfBRE

>>214677788
E PURE DELLE DOPPIE DAL NEGRO DEL MONTENEGRO

>>214677785
It's blatantly about the Palestine action arrests you don't need to look at the nose to know that

>>214677777
you literally live in a tech dystopia where you have to submit ID to access basic social media, sacrificing what little online privacy you had left, and you still don't find stuff like this alarming at all?

>>214677848
they're going to make us use ID to even access the internet next btw

>>214677842
If it's so blatant then why bother giving the judge a comically large jew nose?

Why not leave yourself some plausible deniability and give him a normal nose?

my bath water is always murky and green after i get out

>>214677860
helperlad

The Internet is a fad anyway. A few more decades and it will just be something you read from history books.

>>214677880
>only jews have large noses
Cyrano de Bergerac

>>214677887
you're not supposed to poo in it

>one hour of running the AI
>it's already telling me things about myself I didn't know

tugging on my little green willy

>>214677091
>Clever
>Passionate
>Cooperative
These are antitheses. No one who is clever and passionate is cooperative.

>>214677931
and you’re dumb enough to believe it?

>>214677975
Because of AI I found out I really do enjoy the bokkles

>>214677059 (OP)
How on earth could anyone be comfy on a weekday?

Looking back in the road for a little green willy

Thoughts lads?

right then folks greeno here

>>214678019
errr your skin looks a bit brown there mate what's going on? x

>>214677982
right.. um.. okay *hurriedly scuttles away on all four from you*

>>214678031
*abducts you into my mothership and probes your arse*

Now I gotta make a necklace out of you. Bushmans rules.

>>214677773
yeah it's just i have little notice of when gfberg is going to be busy and these days come around less and less as i become old and decrepit

based zoomers

abo mate is out in the street hunting pigeons for tea with his boomerang

>>214678109
Thank god! Finally the youth can get back to spending 6 hours a day watching short form content served by a predatory algorithm
Justice and freedom is back!

>>214678140
alright lad settle down

tonia buxton sex arse

>>214678109
have you seen that nepalese nationalist zoomer who gives speeches that basically make him seem like hitler reborn?

>>214678140
we heard you the first five times you tiresome cunt

;-)

>>214678171
no

>>214677734
Revolutionary National Socialists

>>214678174
Paki

/brit/ is full of reddit zoomers these days
reckon you need to use x.com to find based content these days

>>214677559
These are the trad russian women ive heard so much about?

Thoughts?

Big Ange set to take over at Forest.

>>214678251
nothingburger

>>214678178
https://youtube.com/shorts/RL2bgCWrn1U?feature=shared

imagine cutting a slit in a juicy warm honey glazed christmas ham and shagging it

need a poo but i know as soon as i sit down on the toilet the gas engineer will show up

>>214678251
Nail in the coffin

>>214678251
Low key kinda gay

>>214677964
Very O- coded post this

>>214678301
release your gas first

getting raped

>>214678301
"doors open, there's some gas in here that could do with some fixing too haha"
learn how to talk to the working class lad

Very excited for Windows 12

>>214678296
i've probably done this. i shagged basically everything when i was younger. i even shoved one of those massive sure deodorant cans up my arse when i was 12

getting rambunctious at the nigger gathering

>>214677611
trying to figure out how much of a freak you need to be, to feel the need to meticulously edit the original image to say "raped" instead of what it said before

>>214678301
just do the shit and be prepared to text him if he arrives fucking hell use your brain lad jeeeezzzz

I'd be a Lich

the raped
>>214678392

gonna get drunk after my universal credit meeting

>>214678424
Save this shit for gingernonce

might end my life

>>214678441
Pub?

eating snot

Second sore throat of the summer wtf is going on

>>214678396
i dont even have his number, it's the landlord that's sent him round

>>214678444
>ending your life instead of becoming my cock hungry cumslut
big mistake pal

using my brain waves to cook a rustler

cant blorke the rorke

sprinting into the walls of my smelly bedroom until i phase through them

thinking about when karl pilkington nipped out to get some milk and didn't realise he had a q-tip sticking out of his ear until he got home

>>214678447
Sure mate, I'm always up for a pint.

mi tink derefore mi am

havent eaten in 2 days because im fasting you see. I am losing the weight rapidly and I look forward to break the fast on the morrow with some fruit and oats

can of monster and a spliff before my UC meeting

Naked flopping my balls about in front of catberg, lifting up his leg and pointing to where his balls used to be and laughing

can of UC and and a spliff before my monster meeting

i think we're all chatting shit and none of us are actually doing these outrageous things

>>214678581
Pmsl x

just killed a child in real life

-⩊-

Warwick Davis versus what?

Give me an adversary for our Warwick to fight to the death

>>214678602
why rorke

No more

Rate My Takeaway

long live
Mr. Yorkshire !!

>>214678619
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson blindfolded, arms tied behind his back, wearing a spiked metal helmet.

>>214678602
wont be taking "jokes" like this lightly. I have reported this to the authorities

Aotearoa, New Zealand. nuff said

>>214678619
The child that Philip Schofield raped

Deport all illegal migrants.
10k fine or 1 year in prison for everyone who used or worked for deliveroo or justeat

P.C. Leftypol asking multiple times if you're sure the attacker wasn't a white man
Constable Rorke getting out the car, "a nigger then was it"

>>214678619
Honey badger

>>214678251
we don't know which jeffrey or donald j trump this could be

>>214678685
poor mr eat will go bankrupt

>>214678644
Nah, the mountain is my first choice too, but it's too obvious. It needs to be something funnier. Like a fat downie

Why is cricket so racist

rorke calling the police cause he hears screaming next door - cronem putting his baton away and pulling a knife on katy calling her a snitch - katy answering the door in a towel giggling - police reassuring rorke everythings alright - katy screaming even louder incensed by cronems blade

>>214678619
six very angry stray cats

Other than whites the only races that can build civilisation are east Asians
The rest of earth should be given back to nature

Using the new oven for the first time.
Fucking stinks, got the windows open but damn. This shit can't be good for breathing in

chinaman put an entire roll of tape on my aliexpress package
and it all turned yellow when I pulled it off

so lonely that sometimes I feel like going Elliot Rodger

Hope they havent killed are Greta

>>214678827
this guy is supposed to be a christian

might pretend to be a maoist to score some they/them pussy

just had a bloody gutfull I tell ya

>>214678848
Feel like yanks have their own brand of performative materalist Christianity

It's simple, we uh, rape the left

Purple burglar alarm

Rorke telling Katy he doesnt care that shes shagged black men, and doesnt understand why she slaps him

Proper dead in here today. Even at this time on a Tuesday it's usually a little livelier

>>214678758
Japan should be given Sakhalin and the Kurils.
Korea should be unified.
China should be united with Taiwan.

The rest of the world should be inhabited by 1.5 billion high IQ, fair, blue eyed, healthy Whites.

>>214678869
They blend politics in with religion to an absurd degree, their religious TV/radio is really strange to watch because of it, it all feels like a parody.
I'd ask a certain someone about this on Friday but he doesn't bother turning up any more.

>>214678758
>first civilisation was browns
go on rorke

Thinking about replaying bg1 or diablo1

>>214678903
>Japan should be given Sakhalin and the Kurils.
Why

>>214678758
africa is the birthplace of civilisation rorke

how can african be the birthplace of civilisation when wogs aren't civilised

>>214678929
They're barely Russian as it is and were only controlled by the bolsheviks after 1945. They're not needed for Whites, Japan would make better use of them.

>>214678950
>african
ffs go on then just rape me

Makes me laugh when people say brownoid farmers were "civilisation".

Hellenic Greece and Republican Rome were actual civilisations. Rome has never been matched to this day.

>REF: 27% (-2)
>LAB: 22% (+2)
>CON: 17% (-)
>LDEM: 15% (-)
>GRN: 12% (+2)
>via @YouGov, 07 - 08 Sep
Nigel starts bottling it - on a conference week, unheard of - by importing Tories
The complete dogshit Tories as well not the 2 or 3 good ones

>>214678977
good post however i would argue victorian britain surpassed rome

>>214678957
>Japan would make better use of them.
How so? Its just fishing and the people there are siberian mongoloids

>>214678977
omds roke stfu u aint havin no kids bruvva

>>214678977
Still no match on Grinder to this day? Lol poor little incel Rome

>>214678977
This tee bee aicht
Describing Europe as judeo-christian is another peeve when it's clearly greco-roman in nature

>>214679007
Unforced errors like this will cost him big.

Packet of Pom-bears down the hatch

>>214679007
Genuinely mad that 17% would still vote tory

>>214679007
How the fuck are Labour polling upwards

>>214679041
surely half those cunts will be dead by the next election

you lot ever watch plebs?
pretty funny that, might watch it again

>>214678928
Bought myself silksong yesterday. Got stuck on the bell bug boss. Was going to test if it was because I was absolutely steaming on whisky, by trying again sober but alas, I have started drinking again.

>>214679014
It didn't. Victorian Britain had horrible slums and preached Christianity.

>>214679057
Surely even old people don't like what the tories have done. I can only imagine its right centerists and conservative minorities who think reform are too racist

>>214679070
not even 11am on a tuesday
do you think you might have a bit of a problem?

>>214679064
Would watch it while drinking and it being the only shite on ITV2 sometimes. Was alri, bit jewy and weird though

>>214679070
I tried hollow knight a few weeks ago when v was buzzing about silksong but I just can't get into side scrolling platformers

>>214679072
>Victorian Britain had horrible slums
rome had bare slaves tho
also christianity is based

>>214679072
Do you think rome didnt have slums?

>>214679084
>Surely even old people don't like what the tories have done
tories buy their votes though innit

https://youtu.be/NpZGkk1mPIE
Wow just wow

>>214679102
>the christie
Dadberg went there its amazing. The one in my town looks like the one from dark place

leaving for YC appointment in 30 mins very nervous

So I was just reading this article on teetotalism, yeah? The author went into detail on the "best ways" to refuse a drink, giving the reader all sorts of excuses, half-truths, and straight up lies to say just in order to refuse a drink.

Sorry, perhaps I'm just a major fucking undiagnosed autist, but isn't the best answer a simple: "No thank you, I don't drink alcohol." ?

>>214679070
It's a game where you have to learn the pattern of the bosses before you can beat them but once you learn the pattern they're piss easy

>>214679084
Yeah it's the few people in a state of delusion that think 'radical' ideas are unbritish and still inexplicably have a romantic view of the Tory party and insist 'common sense conservativism' is the only way out of this mess

might commit a literal act of murder against someone

>>214679136
"No thank you, I prefer powders." usually gets them to stfu

>>214679136
Normies don't take no for an answer especially when they get drunk. They literally put the glass up to your face and pour it down your throat.

rorke slowly thrusting in and out so he doesn't bust. cronem pumping katy tip to bone three times a second

I don't drink alcohol
not a paki or a jew, just makes me feel hot and I hate feeling hot

>>214679090
Send help
>>214679103
I've got diablo 4 in my list, might get onto that after silksong

>>214679196
You're hot enough already baby xx

>>214679167
It's not 2008 anymore lad

>>214679196
so your chinese

>>214679136
Just say youre pregnant

>>214679214
what about him
>>214679208
;) x

fucking hell fire

so ur trans

>>214679216
brilliant
you can then accuse them of transphobia and cancel them

I really fancy her because she don't like reading books and I don't like reading books

>>214679209
I was at a wedding yesterday and someone did this to me once. They kept pouring in alcohol in my glass but I just transferred it in another glass. Hate alcohol.

being the best runt I can be

rorke begrudgingly putting on a condom, cronem not even bothering to pull out

>>214679242
dw bro its getting nerfed next patch

>>214679260
Who gets married on a monday

>>214679317
My sister apparently

>>214679260
>Hate alcohol.
ktim

need a poo but I've got a one hour delivery slot and I know that cunt will show up the second I start unleashing hell

>>214679328
ever shag her up the arse?

Fingering my bum x

suffering from a specific type of fatigue

>>214679328
Its not on

based banksy?

>>214679374
>>214679374
>>214679374

adam and eve were faustian

>>214679357
Wank fatigue

bit early that, janmans thoughts?

>>214677259
learn something on youtube playlists

>>214679453
People think a massive black guy that sexually assaulted men for years and used muh racism to get off should have a statue. Dont believe it