Thread 214013026

poo seal visiting big kev edish

anime

>>214012514
lol it's funny because it's Bradley but poo seal!

Whose crush is this, lads???

are keely

so rest time between sets
one minute? two? what do u think?

Psychedelic Autumn is here. Are YOU ready?

Carly Rae Jepsen sparkles for "Emotion" 10th anniversary concert in LA.

>>214013066
quite funny

>women who cut their tits off and shave off their hair have more traditional relationships than Essex woman

Maybe it's because they are already outside of normalcy they have more normal mating choices

Most recent dead body exchange
>78 dead Russians
>over seven thousand dead Ukrainians

without me, my gf is useless
without my gf, i am useless

>>214013109
haha little hamster fellow

NASDAQ -1% today I am RUINED

>>214013096
thought this was angela rayner

need to find somewhere that sells a nice gilet
might just get a patagonia

>>214013146
that's a guinea pig you cretin

>>214013151
equally as fit

>>214013135
i am without a gf and i am useless

>>214013146
That's not a hamster

>>214013108
>Dying in Donbass so your oneitis can dance on tables in Parisian sex clubs

Wouldn't be me lads, Ivan you can have the lithium

>>214013109
Rorke when he isn't posting on birt

one of these for the gf vacancy please

poop and niggers dying

She's just trying to reach you

>>214013184
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, niggas actually drink fosters?

>>214013178
Jewlensky wouldn't give you a choice

got no gf :(

>>214013178
little hegdehog then :)

Had a dream my mum called me downstairs for dinner via a /brit/ post

>>214013109
needs that sound fred flintstone makes when he runs in one place before running properly

>>214013184
In all honesty this women is probably a nightmare to be around. Any woman with a man's brain is unhinged as it is.

it's this or Islam

LIV
ERP
OOL

Rorkeypops, time for din dins

call security, there's a crazy guy out in the hall!

>>214013202
wtf is that a quebec flag

>>214013224
mumberg here come down for dinner x

>>214013239
sex should be good

>>214013205
sometimes but i dont drink it no offence

>>214013258
POOOO????

knew it was a martinique flag without even hovering over it

>>214013206
If you burn all your papers and walk to Poland they might be alright with you.

I'm not sure how the absconders did it t bh.

>>214013205
great beer, just proves that you can't suffer in australia if that's the worst one you have

>>214013153
https://arveilo.com/search?q=gilet

>>214013222
diddums :(
going to neck yourself then lad?

>>214013224
said she did a poo did she?

>>214013184
>>214013239
she probably thinks she enjoys football

>>214013265
impersonator

>>214013303
No just have sex with a prostitute

another family crisis going on next door
that's the evening's entertainment sorted

>>214013184
might send this to a racist woman i know and ask if it's her

>>214013245
gay. orthodoxy is the way

Somebody call an ambulance

Rorke's having a heart attack

Male cheerleaders in NFL cause backlash
Number of men in the traditionally female-only role has grown steadily with around one-third of NFL teams having them

>>214013343
offer to mediate

gary Eats freudian slip

>>214013245
Can you get any fanny out of it.

That's all I'm really bothered about. Or a job through nepotism. If everyone else is and you're not, then you're gaining nothing.

finally got a bird back lads and she took her clothes off and i shrieked UMMY WUMMY tgen she immediately got dressed and got a taxi home
fucked it

sliding my throbbing bwc into an italian woman's vagina

>>214013387
This is less gay than cheering on millionaire foreigners kick a ball around as if their on your "team"

>>214013387
>one third
jesus christ, might as well just not bother with cheerleading any more

>>214013426
mamma mia

we are not in the collapse of civilisation just the collapse of democracy. immigration, dilution of national identity, dispossession of the natives and the end of social mobility for your average joe forcing increased state dependence and aid, hugely rich and cosmopolitan ruling class, old religious forms becoming increasingly fragmented and obscure, a desperation for a renewal of order and clarity over the chaos. these are the exact same conditions of caesars day. where strongmen btfo the last of the state apparatus and forge a new one to stop the civilisation from eating itself alive. a dead cat bounce. the last big imposition of will on a dying culture. this then continues for a century or a few until even that is exhausted and nothing is left but ruins and people doing their own thing (late western empire)

>>214013387
cock all swinging about

dwerk in full effect

he got on zero panties

sliding my throbbing bwc into my own arse and raping it

Asked a clown for the meaning of life, and he just laughed at me

>>214013395
only if you're up for marriage and having children

the scrandemic

>>214013287
Chandler was one of us

Ea Ting Za

>>214013387
you just know he's knobbing those cheerleaders when they're done

>>214013387
the hell? thats wrong, where's all the big black sweaty men rolling around on top of eachother, not this fag shit

Absolutely mental how there are people who go round and they're from completely fake made up countries such as "Israeli", "Pakistani", "Turkish", "Kenyan", "Kuwaiti"

Boggles the mind

Doing a virgin rot in my smeggy bedroom

>>214013507
just a suspicion mate but i think he might play for the other team if you understand my meaning

>>214013517
"Welsh", "Irish", "Scottish"
truly baffling

sucked a poo back up my arse

>>214013564
Was expecting a trannard but pleasantly surprised

>>214013505
early grave food

>>214013569
then why's he in that team's colours then?
wally

>>214013569
Why's he cheerleading for them then?

>>214013548
scr

>>214013493
If that's at least got a good chance to it then why not. I'm not going to get anything in the secular world at this point.

Even if it's a Filipina, I'd probably draw the line at an African wife, not because I wouldn't want to fuck them, it's just if you have a son then it's a bit a grim relationship.

>>214013575
there is nothing wrong with being welsh

>>214013387
based

i thought all /brit/ were banned o algo

lock in boys

>>214013548
howl

>>214013564
um

>>214013564
wtf should it do that?

>>214013607
>>214013608
creasign.

right

>>214013611
nothing right about it either

>>214013551
what does this look like

Cum in my butt boys, we're done here.

>>214013387
its this or they troon out. can't have everything your way

>>214013612
david spade looks like THAT?!

>>214013564
>This water fountains a bit fleshy

>>214013564
wheres her willy??

>>214013659
*holds up a mirror*

>>214013682
https://files.catbox.moe/vhyyfc.mp3

Top of the mornin

>>214013612
POV you just got off Epsteins plane

>>214013690
done me

Suicide is a hair's breadth

have you ever been to vietnam

>live in UK since 2018
>still find it hard to understand some accents
how can one small island has so many fucking different accents

if you’re buying a house what is your priority kitchen or garden?

spaki cakes
you just don’t know know
how i i
think you’re a pedo o

>>214013777
howdy pardner xD

many MANY farts

>>214013704
your 4chan gf, sir

>SeeGore.com
>clearly children
mate

>>214013805
Face like a Dali painting

>>214013795
wosh i hadn't watched that :(

>>214013790
:D

Have you ever been to Iowa

is he americas Jeremy Corbyn?

so this is

>>214013830
been southampton but i've never been to scunthorpe

right well that's a woman with her penis in some kind of contraption

>>214013848
don't care

>>214013848
no he's in israel's pocket and he's not a socialist

>>214013848
no corbyn isn't zionist vermin

>>214013848
he’s a zionist so no

*enters thread*

>>214013813
Absolute ad shite bullfuckery on mobile
Needs a grip gotten

>>214013781
Probably kitchen

>>214013823
people here are so inconsiderate

>>214013805
Sad thing is, would this person want to have sex with me at this point

uh oh melty

>>214013891
penis :)

corbyn is based but his biggest downfall is that he either doesn't know how or refuses to play the game it has to be played to achieve any form of meaningful political power

ooooooh melty melty

>>214013933
ok

Shutting out my arse
U?

going to get naked, light some candles, put on a record, and lay on the bed.

>>214013245
can't take a religion seriously if the head of it kisses migrant feet

>colon when I wake up: I sleep
>colon after I drink coffee: I sleep
>colon after I eat breakfast: I sleep
>colon after I drink another coffee: still sleeping
>colon 15 minutes after I take a shower: pic related
Fuck right off.

>>214013849
bobr kurwa

>>214013933
the "game" being what? being a neolib?

>>214013967
lying

>>214013967
Halo

can somebody post something arousing please

playing "The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky Second Chapter" on my Steam Deck while perusing through /brit/ and munching on some chocolate digestives

>>214014000
currently playing though cold steel 1

Saw a webm I don't like

>>214014012
>>214014022
>>214014025
no

Sir DTFIC Reggie

hey guys, thanks for tuning in to another video on Forgotten Poos.com

>>214014026
is it good?

>>214014049
what does dtfic mean

just wanted to say yeah that all you bitches are generally snakes

What's your favorite crisp flavour? I'm a prawn cocktail man myself

You've bollocksed it up

>>214014055
only just started but i'm enjoying it

>>214014088
ready salted pom bears please

I eated
cement
it
bad

>>214014088
salt and vinegar

>>214014089
lifestein? yeppers

>>214014088
saw finger

>>214014093
name?

something tragically unfair about trannies with massive coreys, what do they even need it for

>>214014134
>coreys
eh?

right well that's a woman shaking her big floppy willy and then wanking it

gfberg giving me all i need more attention over text malarkey

literally cba

>>214014134
yeah it's bullshit

>>214014163
bbc in mia goth's bum

>>214014131
grzegorz

slithering around on the floor

>>214013933
no that's not it
Corbyn was fine, it's the British public who are mongoloids
if the masses weren't dribbling spastics then our country wouldn't be in terminal decline
but we voted for BOZZZAAAA and he let in a quadrillion boatwogs, messed up the brexit deal, and locked us down for two years. such a based and funny conservative chap!

An orgasm:
10 seconds of pleasure
Years of regret

having a brew

dogshit spaki sockpuppet #18

ayo hol up

>posting .gifs and not webms
omg unc it's not 1995 anymore

There's a dead nigger baby in my boot

>>214014219
r a r e

>>214014185
what the actual fuck

christmas soon x

Is my house big enough for two cats?
I'm also scared that catberg wont like another cat

I'M LIVING ON A YOOKAY ROAD
AROUND THE STREETS FOR GROIDS AND JEETS
SOMETIMES, IT FEELS SO BROWN
BUT I STILL AIN'T GOT ENOUGH
I KEEP SAYING THAT IT'S GETTING TOO MUCH
BUT I KNOW THEY'LL KEEP COMING

FEELING ALRIGHT, IN THE VAPE SHOPS AND BLIGHT
BUT THAT'S WHAT LIGHTS MY STREETS UP

BI-O-MASS

what is it with canadians and posting autistic paedophile shit

>>214014202
same

>>214014270
maybe they'll shag and have lots of cute cat babies

never ridden a horse me

>>214014063
thanks doc

>>214014285
dunkin' has awful donuts compared to krispy kreme

get the brown biofuel ground up and distilled into pure woganium rods and shoved into nuclear reactors

>>214014298
i have twice and been thrown off twice
simply not a horse person apparently
i say let them roam free they don't need humans

rorke

reckon i might be the reincarnation of john lennon

>>214014298
are you jewish, or black?

biomass pulverised into essence and crafted into wog runes at the biomass altar

>>214014371
just got finished battering your girlfriend, aye?

>>214014365
your horrible

really want to start smoking in bed but it sets a bad precedent.

>>214014315
i live in tx and would still prefer dunkin over krispy krud

>>214014397
runt

https://www.openrent.co.uk/property-to-rent/london/room-in-a-shared-flat-mare-street-e8/2526589

Have you always wanted to live in a sterile room with one small window, 5 other house mates above a shop on the busiest road in the area?

Well now you can, for just £1000 a month!

Lime Street, 1965 and 2025

you dont see 'blog on' much any more

get the biomass ground into chum and fed to the dolphins at sea world

>>214014388
a girl loved me and i was an arsehole to her because mummy was horrible to me

>>214014389
your horrible what?

>>214014440
sea world is unethical

>>214014397
you'll never get that smell out

thursday is the new friday

>>214014439
blog on you boring bastard

plotting a gigapoo

>>214014439
yeah well i killed diego so there's that

>>214014420
broken britain

>>214014420
I have a room like that. Only pay £550p/m put I've been here 6 years.

>>214014488
not had a good meaty poo in a few days, i feel like an empty husk of a man

seal world

>>214014466
so is keeping you alive

having a vietnamese meal tonight because fuck islarm

just had a shocking thought that life could be eternal and we'll have to go through all of this hellscape we're creating once again

got called an incel in Morrisons lads

>>214014479
ive had the occasional ciggie in the toilet when ive been poorly and aired the smell out
but the bedroom with curtains, bedding and clothes has more stuff that will hold the smell
plus if i start smoking in bed then it will be difficult to stop

got called an unlovable chud in farmfoods lads

we really need to rejoin the EU sharpish, don't we
what a foolish bloody mistake that was

>>214014545
corrrrrrrrrr

>>214014545
ok
THIS ONE deserves a face filter

that’s a spaki dogshit zinger

Britain: wogged and zogged

>>214014545
A face only a mother could love

>>214014598
>>214014618
her face is pretty

>>214014545
stupid fat skank. fuck off.

the fender stratocaster

>>214013084
4 minutes

get the brown biomass churned into slurry and made into fish fingers

>>214014583
remember it was the first thing i was legally old enough to vote for and all my mates voted to leave thinking it would be funny, stayed up watching all the results come in and were buzzing when it was confirmed
was like winning the world cup, didn't even know what we were voting for just 'le troll vote'

the vinegary stench round the bollock area becoming unbearable

Sir Fender Stratocaster

might invade manchuria

>>214013135
good pair then
useless cunts

>person has their own picture as their steam profile picture
anyone else find this very cringe

>>214014668
this is why lowering the voting age to 16 is such a great idea

>>214013084
zero

Sir Fender Jazzmaster

>>214014689
eternally mogged by teles

>>214014705
very autistic thing to do

get this AI SHITE OFF My PHONE

right well that’s western liberal democracies consigned to the rubbish bin of history isn’t it

>>214014631
Timmy

when you lads started puberty and you sat down with your uncle to determine whether you're gay or not so he could submit the form to the government did you choose to be gay or did you chose to be straight? I chose to be straight

>>214014698
why, don't you like notherners

Mark: I've just got... this feeling... that everything might be... alright?
Jeremy: Yeah... alright... everything's going to be... alright

>>214014705
how do u know it sthem

dadberg expressed hearty approval when i described all single mothers as whores

>>214014752
guess your uncle wasn't very hot then

Fullscreen Google ad appeared on my piano app and made me yelp

Sir 2009 Fender MIM Classic Player 50's Stratocaster in 2 Tone Sunburst

This is our moment. This is our season.

well i still love the girl from bennington

>>214014705
anyone who treats steam as a social media platform deserves life imprisonment

>>214014818
“fall”

>>214014818
I live on a council estate and would get beat up for dressing like that

>>214014818
might just be the most homosexual gimmick of all time

>types in all lowercase
A tranny or a very boring woman
>types in all uppercase
Rorke having a melty

Sir Ibanez AG75G-BS

why should i have empathy for white people when they laugh at non-whites dying and suffering? i've been radicalized to the point i don't give a fuck about anyone except my family because of the racists posts I see. I don't even smile or be kind to people anymore

if a white child died in some horrific way in front me i wouldn't even react i would be indifferent.

>>214014789
yelp.com

>>214014773
Britain would never punish roasties like this.

Time ceases, and like the broken hour its gears fall out of joint; then the one, then the other,
Until all meaning set upon the rotation of the second snaps to - and like the crack of canon harks the undead waking to from voyaging slumber.
Erupt great spams upon the main, as nerves like channels flooded by spring rains run, the dessicated bones of winter turned upon foam, and all sinew taut like merchant rope drags each limb into position.

There the hour meets the man

>>214014819
seeing are john maus in September

>>214014849
Forgot your punctuation, mate.

>>214014864
we will when we become a caliphate

>>214014819
https://adhoc.fm/re-dear-john-maus-how-are-you/

sometimes when i need to do a wee wee i dont go
then an hour or so later i really really need to go for a wee wee

Rorke just passed away peacefully while surrounded by his loved ones.

How can I take people seriously that claim they are protecting democracy when they aren't even protecting from genocide?

>>214014849
boring dogshit spaki post

>>214014904
F

going to buy video game and play it

Someone start the early new, got some belta posts to make but not wasting them on a thread with 290+ replies

>>214014904
Rest in power

>>214014923
>>214014923
>>214014923

Alright, thanks ReformGPT.
*everyone starts laughing at the joke I made*
*everyone starts laughing at YOU*

>>214014849
the autocapitalisation + no punctuation combo is the biggest spastic autist indicator there is, lad

cant stand people who use full stops at the end of their sentences posting online

proper smug gimp behaviour

4chan tried to gaslight me into believing I was diabetic, had my blood tested today and the nurse said I was "perfect"

suck on that you cunts

rorke's ghost just entered leftypol's bedsit

Do you know anyone Jewish IRL, what are they like?

He's mad. Period.

>>214014965
used to talk to a jewish girl online, she was okay I guess but very snobby, they really think they're better than goys