Thread 214016853

cinema edish

got me knob out and the webcam light just came on

Never even cracked a smile once at single Canadian post. The list is as follows for /Brit/ posts

Brits
Irish
Australians
Weird obscure random countries
Germans
Americans
Known and convicted nonce personalities
Canadians.

Never even cracked a smile once at single Canadian post. The list is as follows for /Brit/ posts

Brits
Irish
Australians
Weird obscure random countries
Germans
Americans
Known and convicted nonce personalities
Canadians.

>>214017027
how would you rank welsh posters

no surprise bradleymong has a poor vocabulary

>>214017027
seen this one before

>>214017027
kiwis on suicide watch

Visiting my dad and was hoping to take a break from my debauched life to recharge but bored as fuck and already craving all of the beer he has in the fridge
Just a dreary day down at the shore

/brit/ you have an issue with trans women in women's toilets and locker rooms, what bathrooms should trans men use then?

short chads are IN

>>214016843
no you don't you retard, ive had btc since 2012 but you dont see me bragging. I am not loaded and neither are you.

Prove you have money by sending money from one of your wallets with a signed message, otherwise shut the fuck up because we all know youre some poor cunt larping

Poor larping retards like you try to act knowledge and tell people not to things so you can seem superior. Dirty fucking broke cunt bitch

hate toil
despise it
at least i only have to do it for 40 more years

the current bradleymong is clearly a brown esl trying to fit in

>>214017027
the french lad who might be on a vpn. he's a good lad

leftypol using obsolete terms from 1913 to sound smart on a mongolian basket weaving forum

on the peng gay porn

>>214017050
They’re classified under Australians

people say supping all the time here because of its antiquated tone same as quaff and imbibe

>>214017095
That's suppinglad destroyed

whats that song that goes na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

>>214017098
woofing at this

>>214017027
For me it's
>British
>Antipodeans
[POWER GAP]
>Continental Europeans
[POWER GAP]
[POWER GAP]
[POWER GAP]
>Others

Homeless man spat in a woman's face at the Soho McDonald's last night and she started screaming saying she is going to kill herself as she thought she was getting aids kek

bedge
https://youtu.be/ZHGw78IJryE?si=26-pWitWgh0vVL0u

>>214017141
vocaroo it

>>214017141
wake me up before you go go

>>214017144
he has ears like the wojak omdsssssss

Trying very hard not to text her lads

>>214017144
forgot your bent pop song did you

>>214017144
Fitt

if you don't like canadians so much why don't you just filter us like the 400+ other posters who already have

>>214017141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw

the working class segment of the /brit/ constituency absolutely seething at the sight of vocabulary they didn't see in a book about spot the dog with 5 cardboard pages they read last week

>>214017177
fucking screaming

haru urara walking has been rent free in my head for 2 hours

>>214017177
if you're looking at her ears you must be GAY

>>214017141
Slip It Down by Poo Shit'Em ft. Dook

there's no war on drivers, but i wish there were

yhe binble

is Higurashi worth reading de lads?

biff chip and kipper
the night's read

>>214017174
>>214017175
>>214017191
no it wasn't them

this not drinking during the week malarkey is extremely dull. not a fan. not a fan at all.

>>214017185
I feel bad for Canadians, if it wasn’t for DTFIC they would be incredibly non-offensive and not a single person would filter you chaps. As it is probably half of us do.

of course the coward doens't reply to >>214017076 after ive exposed his larp

>>214017144
corr would love to sup her cock

>>214017230
are you dizzy blud?

got any good asmr videos?

>>214017235
elton john onnamadone

>>214017230
only had 3 beers tonight
on the tea now, feel better for it

>falling to sleep
>massive bang sound inside my head for no reason
ever have this?

>>214017234
haha yeah if it weren't for him lol

>>214017235
Elton has a new intern who's been helping out I see

>>214017254
Aye

>>214017185
Honestly it's simply laziness, if someone quickly explains how to filter you lot while phoneposting I'd do it right now.

You being nothing to this board but neither do the yanks but we have to put up with you lot

supping on some tea before beddybobs

>>214016956
dasha!!!

>>214017273
get it posted

dogs are foul, vile, disgusting creatures

>>214017265
you probably heard the nuke that was aimed at cheadle

>Rule of three in listing off examples
>"It's not [x]. It's [y]."
>Grand, storytelling yet vague narrative that seems to meander without use of facts or statistics.

Any other major LLM-speech telltale signs?

does elton john have AIDS quick GOOFGLE search not BING got damn it CHATGBP please search ELRTON JOHN AIDS thanksu8

>>214017098
Incredible video

>>214017287
referring to people of colour as dogs is an arrestable offence my friend

>>214017235
Elton Cumble

just drank one beer

>>214017289
This Poowong-Cheadle conflict has to end, there HAS to be a ceasefire

For me, it's Blackwatch Plaid

don’t want to alarm anyone but there’s a paedophile loose ITT. his name is adam barrett

>>214017234
nah because I've been called that once or twice and I'm not that guy

>>214017317
none of these are fall colors

>>214017313
kek this is me

>>214017098
sorry but why are his arms blue

>>214017291
You're right, large language models do have some tropes that are used in the output.
This may be due to:
> The data used to train the model
> The prompt used to power the responses
> Any hard-coded strings used for the output

If you have any further questions about AI, feel free to ask!

>>214017287
no but you are, unironically. commie/nazimong

>>214017265
yeah
called exploding head syndrome innit

>>214017315
dangerous and downright stupid

>>214017313
me after I flick on my vpn

>>214017301
post of the year right here

>>214017072
What are you talking about? Blokes with Minges? Are you insane?

>>214017366
that sounds serious

>>214017351
because it's sanic

wanking to Tifa Lockhart

Garlic bread?

>>214017351
dogs dont have arms you stupid fuck i cant even deal with this right now FUCK OFF

>>214017265
>>214017366
i fucking hate that so much. brain is honestly a cunt making me jump like that for no reason

>>214017362
wrong you schizo loser

>>214017265
fairly common to get auditory hallucinations when going to sleep or waking up and apparently its usually banging
i get them but its more just general noise

>>214017406
why would a Jew ever go to Wales lol

all dogs should be culled
shoot/hang/drown the lot of them
horrible horrible mutants

>>214017446
To install a migrant hotel

cheap hair dye in his brain

>>214017317
a fellow viridian connoisseur

>>214017446
i saw some jewish family in wales not long ago
no jokes

>>214017433
yeah sure retard we all know only commiemong seethes about dogs of all things. pathetic weird nonce

>>214017446
to advocate for christian kids being raped

>>214017459
starting with u mum

>>214017446
when i went to llandudno it was absolutely full of jews and disabled people

>be me
>fancy girl in friend group
>find out best mate's gf is trying to set my random mate up with her
>confront her about it when she knows her like her
>she says she doesn't get involved in her friends love lives
wtf lmao

>>214017402
you're nearing 40 aren't you

>

>all dogs should be culled
>shoot/hang/drown the lot of them
>horrible horrible mutants

>>214016706
Cmon help a lad out.

>>214017522
fcki ng screminggna

Fucking dynamax Articuno right next to me and too weak to take it on...

imagine being a third worlder and thinking "yeah, I'll move to Wales, now that's an advanced place with a high standard of living"

>>214017519
LMAO she hates you

>>214017519
>>confront her about it when she knows her like her

Deano, Smithy, Chaz and big John

>>214017554
the, as it were, lads

I see a dynamax articuno!

"oo, where?"

>>214017544
>imagine being a third worlder
don't need to

you see dognutters letting their stupid beast run around while they stare at their phone
the epitome of the braindead NPC

>>214017446
sascha baron cohen is from there

>>214017554
>>214017575
the only Deano I ever knew hanged himself, never met a Smithy or a Chaz

just went outside and took a picture x

>>214017552
knows i like her*
sorry writing it in rage
>>214017551
for real what is her fucking problem
not even the first time this has happened

>>214017612
SDCROMGGING

>>214017592
That when mummy drives you out to KFC for din dins?

Been going through the companies owning these hotels (excluding the big chains) and they're like 90% foreigners
So it's foreigners making bank off of foreigners taking us over

Of course Alex Langsam the owner of Britannia hotels, one of the largest groups involved, is Jewish

>>214017519
fucking disgusting knowing that you were definitely born no earlier than 2006 at the absolute minimum, FOLC

girl at work did her hair different
i thought it was nice but i didnt say anything cause you shouldnt really be doing that these days
she had it different again yesterday and i just kinda said i like the new hair btw and she seemed happy, i told her i also liked her other hairstyle from the other day too and she seemed surprised cause 'that was just a bun'
now she changed back to the bun and asked me if i really liked it
does she like me bros i cant talk to women about this stuff usually im scared of being called a creepy rapist if i ask her out due to my crippling lack of experience with women and the fact i am ugly

>>214017625
Bit of data journalism of a Wednesday evening is it?

Good evening to all National Socialists and Fascists.

wanking to Peter Hitchens

>>214017625
good work lad

>>214017625
feels good to be cornish

>>214017644
i'm 35 lol
you're proper thick

Didn't ask.

>>214017591
mad that someone could get redpiled about race and crime, intelligence, cultural marxism before getting redpilled about tumblr being a bit of an annoying wesbite

>>214017406
it's such a weird story especially since someone was there to film it

leccy fan almost packed in
feels like phil schofield breathign down my neck

>>214017664
Why are they walking towards the camera?

>>214017625
what's the site

Dogs are just such an assault on the senses- smell, noisy, chaotic, the fur everywhere, the slobber. They should never have been domesticated. Mostly I hate owners who let them bark. I hate how everyone thinks they HAVE to have one. I can’t walk down my street without being growled at by an untrained beast in every yard. It’s a nightmare.

>>214017664
can’t imagine anything more pathetic than you. next year you’ll be a tranny, or a muslim or something. no personality freakazoid

>>214017653
GET HER FUCKING SHAGGED

>>214017717
https://howfarfrommydoorstep.co.uk/

farts smell like dioreah, tummy gurgling
its coming lads... fucking hell

>>214017653
wait and observe, see if she pays you any attention herself. if she does, let it build up for a bit and get more familiar before you ask the question

>>214017739
cheers ears

>>214017724
you sound like a boring and cowardly mong who’s parents probably didn’t love him

>>214017739
>4 in my town
shitting nora

>>214017739
>We are moving to migranthotels.net
I hope they've informed migranthotels.net's neighbours in advance haha

>>214017653
>i like the new hair btw
>i also liked her other hairstyle from the other day too
>that was just a bun
>asked me if i really liked it
imagining this conversation in an Australian accent. fucking kino. you don't suffer in Australia.

never seen any proof that the natsoc guy is the same guy as commiemong, a lot of people use capitalisation and punctuation and the nazi guy has never spammed gore

>>214017799
Good one Lizzy

>>214017817
he's said so himself you fucking melt

>>214016114
>>214016114
>>214016114
New

>>214017756
how do you ask a girl out these days
i think because im clearly retarded and genuinely scared of being called a sexual harasser (i cannot lose my job and be a hobo) that the best bet is to just keep it simple if not corny and ask if she wants to grab a drink after work?

>>214017799
Screeching

Never shagged an Asian girl, biggest regret of my life, it's a constant weighing on my mind

it didn't happen but even if it did they deserved it

>>214017817
he says it’s him himself and they post the same shite

>>214017803
i have a british accent
but she is very australian

>>214017849
never shagged any girl seeing as i'm a hideous virgin freak

In a few months the first of the boriswave will eligible for indefinite leave to remain.

>>214017892
a brothel visit can take care of that

love it when a lass has cuts all over her thighs mmmm

>>214017849
worst shag i ever had was with a sexy chinese art hoe while on mushrooms

>>214017909
a right rupert lowe will revoke within the decade

>>214017939
what was so bad about it?

>>214017840
it's fine to ask someone out to a drink lad. just treat people decently and the absolute worst that will happen is an awkward declining of the offer

>>214017926
like gibbymoo?

i've shagged plenty of white women, one black woman and several browns
never an asian

Expecting virgin freaks to work jobs is sadistic

>>214017739
I think I remember reading about them trying to put a 400 person migrant hotel in a little North Wales village of 1000 people but Iguess it didnt happen
How has North Wales stayed immune from it
also that is a genuinely terrifying number of what amount to enemy military bases when SHTF

think at this point if i had an affair i would get very excited about it up to the act, very thoroughly enjoy the act, and then after the act probably just feel paranoid and nervous about ever being discovered or just want to chase the thrill again or a bit of both

not worth it. wifeberg fanny for life it seems.

>take selfie with front facing camera
>think i look fine in the preview
>snap photo
>instantly look about 5kg fatter
what the fuck

>>214017980
too autistic to work me, I have meltdowns

>>214017849
Like a bullet train.
Clean, refined, disciplined. They do one thing and they do it well.

Lacks all the emotional carryon associated with the sexually aggressive western white woman.

>>214017892
it's worse to only have done it once then go for a decades long streak of not having any

>>214017957
dry but weirdly loose pussy
no enthusiasm from her at all
she kept laughing about the crack in my windowpane because we were on drugs
just couldn't keep it up and couldn't help but think how uncomfortable i was while tripping out
she trooned out a year after that lol

get the brown biomass dissolved

>>214017144
I will never pass this well

>>214018006
focal length

why are there so many normalfags in this thread today
i thought we were all inceloids here

beer doesn't even count as alcohol because it's so lush

>>214018006
never heard the term 'the camera adds 10 pounds'?
10 pounds is about 5kg

So... this is rorke

>>214018037
crumblign

>>214018044
>today
Anon, I...

dogs have human eyes

>>214018044
they’re all exaggerating or straight up larping

>>214018037
chuckling in my bed at 7am so loud the dog came to see if i was alright

fuicking screaming for no reason

uh oh incel freak melty time

I only experience sexual arousal towards Italian, Japanese and Brazilian women myself

>>214018085
that's why white people love them

>>214018094
post dog

100% inheritance tax NOW

>>214018078
physically discombobulating at this

shitting and screaming through all the letterboxes on my street

>>214018065
*runs into /brit/, leaving a freak sized hole in the wall*
*twists around and winds up a kick*
*camera zooms in on the fishling*
fishling: gulp... I knew I shoulda called in sick today...
*CRAAAAAAAAACK*
*fish thing flies into the stratosphere*

>>214018042
don't get how that instantly changes the image from the preview in no detectable way other than making me look fat
>>214018063
yes, i was trying not to be all yank about it though so thanks for undermining that

>>214018033
is it? do you honestly believe that in your heart of hearts or are you just saying it's worse because it's what you've personally experienced

>>214017980
if you aren't contributing then you must be taking away
we have no need for parasitic biomass

>>214018113
hope your parents give me you in the will so I can foist you off to Queer Starmer

president jd vance please overthrow the woke british regime

>>214018135
Good post.

>>214018147
i just love being under minors

>>214018154
I am not a parasite, I am a harmless rabbit

brown biomass soon coming to a country road near you

tax the incels 1% for every year they are a virgin

>>214018154
Contributing to what? The Jews? If you work, you’re a race traitor. It’s as simple as that

>>214017982
>also that is a genuinely terrifying number of what amount to enemy military bases when SHTF
Notice how spread out they are across the country

>>214018085
fucking hell bet that house stinks

Stick me in a supported living residence for adults with down syndrome and let me rot

Anything but life with this retard I have to share a house with

arse raping my arse with rape

>>214018185
the perfect administrative bureaucratic caste. i would mass produce millions of them as well.

>>214017625
Put them all in Faulty Towers. They'll swim back across.

biomass processing centre

>>214018044
I've not left my house in 2 years

just cranked out a Green Day classic on the piano

>>214018200
English people aren't different from Africans

Both will be loaded into lorries and sent home

>>214018200
take me home
biomass road
to a place
i belong

>>214018214
o.o

>>214018245
lol

Does anyone want a tarot card reading?

Just respond with the first letter of your name and a number between 1 and 100

Biomass
A pro russian incelic term

>>214018282
nice looking dog is that some kind of collie type thing

>>214018305
t. biomass

>>214018305
russians and incels are also biomass, so i don't know what to tell you.

liberalism is fascism with rainbow flags

Detain.
Deport.
Detain them, then deport them.

get the brown biomass tossed into mass graves and buried

>>214018290
T
40

>>214018181
heard a lot of women like ceiling mirrors so they can watch themselves being shagged

>>214018320
White incel pissed that black men have turned the sexual marketplace into 1:1 to 10:1 causing whitey to be obsolete

>>214018334
you are an incel
at the very least, you post on 4chan, so you are also biomass

there he goes

been a shutin freak since 2013 myself, rather forgotten what the outside world looks like

>>214018369
you're white

>>214018369
a post straight from the mind of a deranged porn addict

spurdo spard :DDDDD biomasd :DDDD

>>214018282
lovely dogberg

>>214018369
NAFO are in the hoouuuuussse tonight

fucking hell glasgow has it worse than brum

>>214018406
brown

going to start up a YouTube channel where I read through /brit/ threads and my pasty fat face is there in the bottom right corner and I'll do soy faces and that

>>214018282
handsome devil

>>214018442
biomass

>>214018441
they love em up there though

>>214018466
channel blocked after the first video award

>>214018313
he's a border collie
and he's a fucking arsehold

wanking a cock with my arse

rorkeychops and leftypops

tried for a wank 2 hours ago
mental dreams

>>214018441
no idea why they've got one in a random tiny town just east of inverness
suppose they were too white

posting on /brit/ makes me more woke since i despise you bitter incel freaks and the shite you come up with. still hate trannies though, fuck ‘em

>>214018524
consider not doing that

feeling sad

>>214018525
lovely little spastic freaks they are <3

"feminism begins with the premise that women are equal and that is where it falls apart"

- Me, 2025

>>214018525
their whiskers are really sensitive so the orange cat is just trying to get scraps from the edge :(

if rapefugees aren't Europe's largest invasive species then it's safe to say he's bullshitting about everything

>>214018534
never met a tranny in my life and find them dreadfully uninteresting, not sure why the internet got so obsessed with them

>>214018410
Yes I'm white
>>214018417
Yes I'm a porn addict
>>214018434
Yes indirectly work for NATO

>>214018525
kekkers, love leftypops wiping his mucky paw on the floor like that

>>214018546
are u ok

>>214018525
glorified rats

ah yes let's the asylum seekers out of hotels and disperse them into houses next door to where people live
very good, yes

>>214018604
not really x

>>214018596
i’ve seen plenty irl

>>214018441
What's this?

>>214018534
>I'm better than you
>Don't ask why I just am

>>214018626
where do you live

>>214018596
consequence of children having too much internet back in the 2000s. lots of them grew up to be freakish goblins and still living on the internet hence why there's massive over-representation

>>214018620
well, leftypol, the idea is we get them incinerated, ideally.

>>214018621
there there

>>214018621
sending love or something (but actually though)

>>214018626
that's disgusting
where do you see them? in which city?

>>214018594
>>>/wsg/5953449

>>214018596
I see at least one a day

>Huhuh the mirror huhuh

>>214018359
>>214018359

This week you'll become aware of an urgent need to break with a part of your past, building a more stable future elsewhere. Death & Judgment here indicate a need for a temporary/permanent separation. You need to take this critical step in order to believe in love again, find your confidence and love yourself

>>214018626
your fault for living in brighton

really need to ask my housemates about how to open the electrics cupboard so I can report correct power usage to the energy supplier but I have mental health x

>>214018620
just send them back
>b-b-but the passports
>b-b-but the ECHR
dont care. just send them back

>>214018620
it will accelerate things so yes, let's get it on

>>214018655
need to move out of my incelroom
get a job and move out before its too late

>>214018649
yeah I know they're freaks but who cares? they're really not worth all the hysteria the media and internet discourse

Mexican Posters carry /brit/ like that meme where a lot of soldiers are dead innit.

we're better off with them in hotels

>>214018599
Kill yourself

>>214018641
london

>>214018620
then we'll protest that too

>>214018626
ktim in manny

>>214018708
better off with them not being in the country at all

pour them back into the ocean from whence they came

>>214014923
>>214014923
>>214014923

>>214018659
Is this real

>>214018736
give them nice new concrete boots too

leftypol housing 3 migrants in his flat after the local hotel is shut down

>>214018708
Were better off with them in Liverpool, west Glasgow and the Irish border with their bezzies

reality show idea: a dozen illegal central americans in a Las Vegas presidential suite and the shenanigans they get up to

house them with any fucker who waves a refugees welcome placard

>>214018778
not in my back yard

>>214018737
not on, you've been at this all day now

>>214018756
probably just be 3 seasons of them ogling white children out the window for 40 minutes each episode

New
>>214018748

>>214018620
Think the hoped for outcome is we disperse them back to where they come from