Thread 214025375

Taco Bell edition

>>214021928

>>214025375 (OP)
why are you spics always premature with the thread

Whats a landmark in your state/province that's not a main "tourist" attraction, but is unique and cool to see?

last time i tried gooning with a /cum/bud on discord i couldn't climax because of the pressure, it was still fun though

it's raining the weather is so chill now

they locked me up in poop jail for bidet-related crimes

>>214025402
Me.

>>214025411
what pressure

taco bell fucking sucks buddy

>>214025418
me too, I got the window wide open

>>214025395
its goshpedo

>>214025375 (OP)
>1994
Pure Soul.

in north korea, we eat from taco hell

How do I get a greek gf as a blackanon

>>214025471
Get on a boat.

>>214025375 (OP)
1985 taco bell went hard

>>214025402
Naples island in Long Beach
It's like a slice of Venice

>>214025450
idk, i didnt want to him down
you know how it feels gooning with a friend you really like

It’s been a strange journey to the point I’m at now. The last oneitis gave me visions of satan or some other demonic presence offering her love for the tribute of 3 birds or 1 dogs life. A bargain which disgusted me to my core, and yet I still clinged to her hopelessly. Never bargaining with the demon, and in turn never being her love.

From first encounter with the new oneitis instead I’ve been stricken by a sickness, horribly weak and completely bed bound. Do the demons demand another tribute? What will I have to bargain this time? Is it worth it now? Every dream this week has involved her, yet no demons have come to bargain.

From that realization I see the truth clearly now. No path which would lead me to an angel could be guided by anyone but GOD himself. Only faith in HIM will bring me to her who my heart aches for, her who would make a great wife, a great mother, a great companion by my side.

This is no curse of a demon, this is a trial by GOD to seek faith for faith in HIM will lead all to the desires of the heart. Faith in HIM and love for the future to be unfold with her will guide me to find her once more. To give me one more chance to ask her out when I lacked the courage to do so before.

No matter what if I place my faith in the LORD almighty he will grant me the courage I never found within myself. What courage forms within will only reflect what faith I send above.

not reading all that

Im really happy for you
or Im sorry for your loss

worked out

>>214025375 (OP)
Erm

matched with a semi-famous musician on hinge today

>>214025455
based, are you in mountain time zone too?

15 minute quiz
https://keys2cognition.com/
post your results

>>214025536
*pops a boner*

>>214025536
gay ass brown fag freak ugly stupid body do better sis your face better be tea cause this is gagged me

>>214025549
I am. Denverfag here

>>214025549
yeah I'm in Alberta
it's not raining anymore though

>>214025581
Based me too, I love this weather.

imagine tara tainton was your mom

dreamers come and go but a dream's forever

t. Alberta Barbosa

>>214025618
sam?

>>214025617
who is that

>>214025599
it doesnt rain enough in edmonton, it's like we only got summer and winter

>>214025629
an actress i enjoy

Why the fuck did I learn a useless language like Portuguese ffs?

>>214025639
nigger you border mexico

>>214025632
We got smoke and snow HAHAHAH

>>214025581
https://youtu.be/aSc7Yuwn1Ao?si=OR31l771DFVWLKp-

>>214025639
cause you a stupid dumbass

>>214025636
is she pretty

>Tucker Carlson calls Nick Fuentes a fed
>Elon Musk calls Nick Fuentes a fed
>both of these men shill for JD Vance
remember this next time a retard anon calls Nick a fed

Edmonton? I'd rather be deadmonton.

society should bring back witch trials

I’m a fed, I’m behind on my daily Racebait thread quota

>>214025651
I like the smell of smoke desu
>>214025653
sounds like a minecraft music disk

Man’s happiness today consists in “having fun.” Having fun lies in the satisfaction of consuming and “taking in” commodities, sights, food, drinks, cigarettes, people, lectures, books, movies—all are consumed, swallowed. The world is one great object for our appetite, a big apple, a big bottle, a big breast; we are the sucklers, the eternally expectant ones, the hopeful ones—and the eternally disappointed ones.

>>214025617
*starts wanking furiously*

>>214025679
Not in Edmonton, we straight chillin here

>>214025679
that's cool but have you considered... futa cock?

wish i could be a cool mustache guy but having one just makes me look like a lame corny dad

>>214025679
Tf are we supposed to do

Dumb peanutposter

>>214025505
thats in los santos

>>214025699
dont fucking make me goon again.

>>214025704
You can’t really win. Having a moustache either makes you look like a lame, flabby dad, or one of those masculine moustachioed faggots of the 80s

>>214025704
every guy with a moustache in 2025 looks like a tryhard hipster faggot

>>214025650
I know I'm a retard.
>>214025657
Verdade. Porem, eu queria foder as brasileiras e deu certo. Alem disso, o idioma eh inutil

damn

>>214025738
It’s really the iDubbbz-style performatively ‘masculine’ thing

>>214025747
Taosif is not impressed

>>214025764
now that's just mean

How about E = MC Hammer

Bitches don't know 'bout mah chandroid

Verizon block got nothing on me - chandroid bandaid ftw!

Best of all, I managed to pirate the app so I didn't even have to pay the $0.99!

Also, can your iDont post pix from the phone directly? Suck on that crapple fag!!!!

iPhone faggot - 0
Droid users - OVER 9000

>>214025561
why are you gay?

>work midday shift
>by the time I get home I never have time to do anything
>work opening shift
>by the time I get off its peak rush hour and Im standing for half the commute on the bus
>work closing shift
>no time at all to do anything after work

I cant win. How the fuck do people still have social lives

masculinity, like femininity, is almost always performative

>humans communicate using their social roles
wow

>>214025784
Stop working

>>214025783
felt like it

Tired and fed up with it all. Is this all life has to offer? But perhaps it is not about what it has to offer. Perhaps it is about what you make of it.

>>214025802
then I cant afford rent
or beer
or utilities

>>214025805
okay

perhaps I should goon

https://keys2cognition.com/
cmon do the quiz you're not doing anything anyway

if i want to wear a dress or make-up as a man i shouldn't be shunned or ostracized because it's not "masculine" enough

Tariffs will be remembered as a bigger failure than communism. Trumpism doesnt work.

I can’t believe I fell into the AI hype in 2022
>OMG BROO CHAT GPT WAS CAUGHT LYING TO ITS DEVELOPERS

>>214025860
literally forgot they were even a thing. seems like a nothingburger

Shopping for some beard oils and balms, what scents do I want?

>>214025884
i'm hyped for AI but realistic hype not that retarded shit that you just said

what about E =mc^2 + popcorn because i’m shoveling this shit in my mouth at light speed hahah

i wish i could share my braps with you :(

having multiple brapgasms

>>214025808
clean your room eh

Cannot stand toronto youth slang

got the incredible gassy song in my head

>>214025906
This would create a black hole in your mouth

>>214025884
AI has come a long way from 2022, the generative stuff is really impressive and the premium tier LLMs are "smart" enough to solve IQ tests
i'm not sold on the musk/zuck/altman AGI type marketing, but it is still amazing how far it's come in so little time

Impractical jokers is the only show that actually makes me laugh

>>214025906
Okay this is deep

>>214025929
well let’s just say i am infinitely dense hahah :-)

>>214025926
Tell us some examples of Toronto youth slang

>>214025929
How about putting your mouth on a black woman’s hole?

>>214025932
a bland indian coworker told me to watch that show when i worked with him years ago. i have made a point of never watching it.

>>214025930
I don’t know about IQ tests, but when they asked LLM’s about hypothetical medical situations, its success rate could only get as high as 40%.

>>214025932
Sal's wedding speech punishment was legendary

>>214025945
https://youtube.com/shorts/qZIcZzc9nhs

do i go on a date with the 6’ hot autistic law school girl or the cute 21 year old musician who sounds like joan baez on friday?.

both very pretty, the law school girl is very put together and hot and is very dominant, the musician girl is very artsy, has a wolf cut and a good taste in music/fashion

>>214025949
If I link a clip will you watch it?

>>214025945
It’s so gay LOL
https://youtu.be/qZIcZzc9nhs

>>214025945
yo crodie dem mississauga yutes is dead goofy f@m

>>214025962
An autistic woman is terrible for having kids, however being 6 foot is a green flag. I’d personally go with the musician

>>214025962
to add, i already went on a date with the law school girl last friday and we fucked in my car

sexy young woman
https://youtu.be/p7ZpeXiSlNY

>>214025979
Wow you're cool
Must be nice being attractive and having sex

>>214025972
wtf

>>214025976
my word…

>>214025978
yeah we definitely started to run out of things to talk about but she’s only dated one guy and seems to really like me
>>214025984
not really, ive just got game more than anything. i’m a 5’9 brown manlet

this one always makes me laugh
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEmtf4tISgA

>>214025984
no, he's a neet who's fantasizing

>>214025999
What kind of brown are you

>>214026008
half egyptian half white

>>214026015
fuck off bro mena dudes are handsome by default

>>214025999
How do you obtain these dates

I hate taco bell

I hope that gay ass patois doesn't spread to the rest of Canada

niggas be like
"this chalupa too spicy"

>>214026031
not really, i look weird and have a bad hairline
>>214026032
hinge for the law school girl and irl for the musician girl

>>214025965
no. it's clearly just fake and set up skits. i don't waste my time on stuff like that.

only exception will be a clip of one of them getting their skull caved in by a furious negro, then i'll know it's real.

>>214025962
My superego says to go for the 6’ law school girl, but my id wants the musician. Realistically, I do way better with artsy girls anyway.

>>214026038
I highly doubt that it’ll spread. People constantly mock it, and generally speaking, every Canadian that doesn’t live in Toronto hates Toronto; there’s no cultural cachet or status

I am all the sudden extremely depressed.
Why was I cursed with being shy, timid, autistic, and 5'7?
I just want a sweet, cute wife.
I would throw away everything if it mean having a wife to cuddle with every day

law school girl told me shes making me chocolate chip cookies. sorry musician girl bros i’m going with law school girl

>>214026045
Give me a pickup line you would use to open on hinge so I can get a girlfriend

i don't really care

I've started clenching my hands hard and slow while I'm on the toilet to try and make them look more muscular and I think it might be working

>>214026082
Dude fuck off

>>214026082
>Just swallowed my zyn in
excitement
Whenever I try to text like this girls find it cringy

>>214026082
Must be nice.

>>214026084
I start with "Hey there, how's your day been?"
Went on like 10 dates in a span of month and half

>>214026077
you are me but an inch taller

>>214026052
yep, i look like that

>>214026105
You are attractive, congratulations.

I cant get matches or even conversations with girls

I never even got a chance

>>214026082
>this faggot browses 4chan on his phone

>>214026084
need context, it’s usually based on something in their profile. usually keep it light and kind of retarded based on how you look/are. i’m kind of le stupid gay quirky type so i lean into that without being obnoxious. idk it works though

heeelppp meeeee

>normgroid and wannabe normgroid hours
GRIM

>>214026116
I am >>214025536

>>214026123
Dude
FUCK
OFF

>>214026119
matches are the easy part

>>214026135
he's larping you stupid faggot

Great interview

>>214026140
haha yah. sure are

65% of the way to lvl 19 on my paladin

50% xp rate challenge mode, all quest and kill xp halved.

What the fuck is wrong with the modern woman where this shit leads to dates
>>214026123

Can't wait for tomorrow morning's coffee

>>214026153
grow up

night snack: yogurt, cajeta, peanut butter, and neapolitan icecream

>>214026148
>>214026138

On hinge there was a QT Serbian girl whose profile asked for a song recommendation. So I replied “my father is a war criminal, a Serbian nationalist song”
She didn’t like it

>>214026082
fuck off now normienigger

>>214026153
>autist can’t handle irony
Sad

>>214026148
he's lonely and yearning for (You)s. this is what gayson and others do

>>214026166
you posted this before

Wow we got all the players here tonight

>>214026172
I wasn't feeling lonely today until this piece of shit decided to flaunt his successful sex life in front of the loneliest men on the internet

on tinder i get tons of matches but on hinge i get only sparse dogshit ones
also makes me wanna blow my head off trying to start convos on hinge

>>214026166
I matched with this 10/10 Serbian goth girl once. She was wearing a Mayhem shirt and I wanted to make a joke about Varg’s murder of Euronymous so bad

Watching Disney channel

>>214026186
lonely basement dwelling neets like him and gayson need human attention. when they cant get it irl, they get it from strangers on the internet

Don't call yourselves normie or abnormie.

AI will just replace a whole generations ability to read or write or think or do their homework, the singularity won't be Skynet taking over it'll be AI companies becoming absolute overlords and everyone else mindless peasants. But this will be several generations after our death

>Thought about making hinge
>don't even have 6 images of myself
lol gonna kms

Nothing about posting here an a phone is any more cringe than posting here on a computer

>>214026205
im not like them....

>>214026182
I’m going to kill you and your entire family

shut the fuck up

>>214026218
okay

>>214026186
im not trying to flaunt desu i soent the first half of this year in and out of mental health facilities and drinking, i’ve been sober for the past month and have had a huge comeback in terms of self worth and stuff idk. not to do the meme but you just gotta BEE yourself (but unironically). if youve ever gotten to the point of wanting to kill yourself, you’ve got nothing to lose, just do things that you find funny or interesting, idk. everything i send people or say to people is unironically what i want to say, not what i think they want to hear. i think a lot of autists occupy themselves with trying to say what others want to hear, and in return, both you and the other party feel uncomfortable. if you’re already at the brink, why not just show people who you really are? have fun, who gives a shit about rejection, i get rejected every day, man half the people in my phone wouldnt respond if i said i was dying

Some Fruitopia before bed

>>214026189
They make the algo reward you for paying but also if you cancel your sub they throw deals at you and show you to more people to reel you back in. Try that
If you never give them a cent and hardly use the app for weeks you only get 5 or so free swipes and they show you fatties. Thats what happened to me on bumble.

On a scale of 1-10 how over is it for you?

>>214026236
10

>>214026236
15

>>214026231
Look man, when you blogpost about your sex life and improvements, don't post text screenshots. It just rubs it in so much for those of us who are struggling. That's all I ask, no text screenshots.

>>214026236
9. It's never truly over until you're dead

this thread is getting pretty shit
good time to call it

>>214026232
>Fruitopia

now that's a drink I've not seen in a long, long time...

you guys want me to post my hinge convos? I'm no chad but I must've talked to like 50 of these bitches in 2 months. Some make outs, some sex, many ghosts

reminder not to reply to bocchi posters.

>>214026231
>everything i send people or say to people is unironically what i want to say, not what i think they want to hear.
This do be good advice

>>214026236
8.5

>>214026231
also, obviously there is some level of toning it down/matching what they know/feel comfortable with, of course filter yourself a bit (don’t talk about chuddery or hoi4 unless you know they’re into/knowledgable of those things) but you can still make jokes, anyone can. even if they’re gay and stupid, be self aware and ironically make fun of yourself (without pitying) if a joke doesnt land, then move on.
>>214026256
totally get it, my bad man. i do believe anyone can turn it around, unironically never blackpill because it’s only actually over once you’re dead

>>214026271
Please NO

>>214025375 (OP)
I feel stupid for this but I stopped going to college because I felt miserable and didn't want to study accounting also my professors were just terrible

>Wouldn't show up to class ever
>Once decided to leave the semester early
>One gave us YouTube videos

>>214026271
>I'm no chad but I must've talked to like 50 of these bitches in 2 months.
That is a lot unless they were all fat skanks

>>214026256
I don't get pussy either anon but you're way too fucking thin skinned about it

>>214026283
I'm sorry for calling you a piece of shit, I think I'm in a bad mood because it's hot and humid

Hey guys this is a text between me and my mother

>>214026307
>Cade
Yo Cody bro lets eat some Hot Pockets for Supper with Brayden

>>214026304
it’s ok i get it. i’ve been there. it’s hot and humid here too and i smell like ass. i should probably sleep. best of luck to you man.

>>214026302
I'm a timid, sensitive, pathetic creature. I know.

Is the secret really to have 6 pics of yourself? I usually have 1-3 then the rest are my dog or some funny image. Never get a match on hinge and only get liked by fatasses on tinder

1

>>214026319
4-5 pics is sufficient if you are good looking

i feel nothing reading these conversations. ive ascended above mere human levels of happiness

momberg almost named me Clarence.

thread has become infested with normoids i'm going to bed, gn cumstains

>>214026324
2

Who is your favorite digimon, /cum/?

>>214026319
half my profile consists of selfies where i’m wearing retarded shirts and then i have this pic at the end. the other two pics are pics of me next to my mother. i get plenty of matches

>>214026328
temporary anhedonia itll come back soon and youll be crying like a baby

>>214026319
66% of non-hispanic white women are overweight or obese. A slim woman is primo box with options

>>214026316
you're supposed to get angry, not double down, anon...

>>214026338
When I was a kid I made up my own Digimon which was a plane creature which I constantly thought about

random screenshots honestly

>>214026338
either skullgreymon or Omnimon

>>214026349
im a khhv volcel. nothing will boomerang cause nothing has ever commenced

>>214026325
My friends and family think I’m handsome but not sure, I’ve always hated photos and don’t take many. I am 6’5 which people say is an easy ticket but has never helped me
>>214026341
I suppose I could wear a more goofy shirt

It's actually a blessing that my internet is too shit to load images tonight

>>214026341
how long ago did you take this picture

this was smooth tbf

>>214026338
love his whole line but garurumon is my fav

horrendous thread

What if there is an after life but it's just eternal suffering for everyone forever

last one

if you were a cop how long would it take for you to abuse your power or become corrupt

>>214026406
Then existence is a curse

>>214026388
i dont get it

>>214026406
Depends really. If you're too attached to material things then you can get caught in purgatory

>>214026425
read it again anon...
that girl's name was alex

drinking milk

>>214026419
Day 1 hour 1

>>214026419
I don't think I'd abuse power but I might take a bribe

>>214026436
ok but how could she presume the other person was talking about her? i mean there are like 1000s of other women named alex who could be sassy as well. she has to be incredibly stupid. well im not entirely alarmed cause she's a woman and women are dumb

>>214025375 (OP)
https://youtu.be/vvX5jPKlYFM

>>214026422
That's cut and dry already even with no after life

why cant i have more interesting secrets than being a porn addict

>>214026406
If there's nothing I can do about it what's the point of the question

>>214026473
You can avoid it but only if you murder a child

>>214026472
All ot my secrets are coom related

>>214026472
Caring about having secrets has never even entered my mind. I imagine 99% of the secrets people have is gossip bullshit like cheating or overhearing something they weren't supposed to

>>214026473
I'm not asking what you would do, it's just something to think about

>>214026488
Come on bro, eternal suffering? I'd 100% do it.

Fapping chronically has unironically made my dick bigger well after puberty

>>214026512
>>214026470
Don't be cynic pilled

>>214026512
yeah I guess it'd fucking suck

>>214026455
This line always works. Whenever a girl asks you what are you doing on X day, she wants you to ask her out on that day. Just sya "I was planning to take this sassy girl (her name) out to a xyz place" They love this shit

>>214026517
What if the suffering is just boredom instead of physical torture

It's just that there's no reason to think the universe is inherently benevolent, there's a lot of reason to think the opposite

>>214026532
any woman with a three digit IQ will instantly see right through that, retard

>>214026544
Chaos isn't malevolence

my tummy hurts

>>214026455
proof that it always works

>>214026528
havent gained any length since puberty but after starting T i gained .5 girth, probably just reversal of penile atrophy or improved erection health though
i fap 1-3 times daily

>>214026552
It is for humans and animals and even planets

>>214026546
works for me anon >>214026559

I had a organism

>>214026541
with boredom I imagine after enough time you could become braindead and not mind it anymore

>>214026559
huh?

>>214026532
sounds incredibly retarded

Do you guys like pumpkin flavoured stuff?

>>214026544
There both good and evil in the universe
You gotta be thankful for the things we take for granted.

>>214026589
sovl

>>214026564
No, because some benefit from chaos.

have the normalfags fucked off?

have you ever bought anything from tiktok shop?

There’s no cheat code autistic people, but I have a lot of success just trying to find something genuinely interesting about them in their profile, and then striking up a conversation about it. If it goes well, and it usually does, I’ll eventually pivot to inviting them out to something low pressure like grabbing drinks at some bar. The only type this doesn’t work on is girls who have nothing interesting to talk about in their profile.

>>214026616
I have never downloaded tiktok

>>214026612
there's one but you're fucking gay if you can't even stand being in the same thread as someone who gets pussy

>>214026627
fine. im gay. now what?

>>214026612
>4chan has been a mainstream normalfag website for years
>there are youtube videos talking about 4chan with millions of views
>there are popular youtubers who openly talk about posting on 4chan

>>214026635
*rapes you*

i shouldnt be allowed to have money i should have a guardian like the osage that controls my money for me

>>214026585
you have to treat women like kids that needs constant attention and validation

At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
Candlesticks in the dark, visions of bodies bein' burned
Four walls just starin' at a nigga
I'm paranoid, sleepin' with my finger on the trigger
My mother's always stressin' I ain't livin' right
But I ain't goin' out without a fight

>>214026638
okay

>>214026602
Whats a good thing then

I will succeed because I am crazy

>>214026655
4chan

>>214026624
its much more censored now then what it used to be

>>214026669
so true

The ugly truth that incels don’t want to hear is that having a girlfriend is an expensive and mentally-taxing pain in the ass. It’s a bit like getting a dog. Sure, it’s nice to have a dog, but you’ve also got to pay for the dog’s food, take them for walks, pick up their poop, take them to the vet and pay for that, etc. You can only really afford to take on that burden when you’ve already got your shit together. It’s certainly not going to fix your life if you don’t have your shit together; it’ll make it worse.

i will never succeed cause im highly retarded

>>214026636
That's all centered around r9k fuck my shitty incel spaghetti spilling life greentexts or le epic flag of awesome saucery that /pol/ geolocated through pure distilled over 9000 autism, not /cum/

>>214026676
For me, it's the desire for new challenges in my life. I welcome the challenges of having a gf, because it beats being lonely

>>214026655
You have shelter and food and the internet.

im hididng every one of this dudes blogpost lectures that he thinks are profound without reading htem but im not gonna filter canada because some of them are ok

please have the next new have anime OP

>>214026684
I’m not saying no one should do it; just that you need to have a certain amount of financial and mental stability from the get go. You can be broke and insane, and still get your dick wet from time to time, but I’m talking about a relationship.

What's up with these outdoors influencers eating racoon and beaver and shit. Gross.

>>214026712
I ate your mom’s beaver

Haven't seen any of the recent animes, prefer a anime like Naruto from the 9

Momberg is bringing home pizza and root beer.

>>214026690
thanks man

Good things are things that go agaisnt the universal cosmic truth that it wants you dead and scattered

>>214026727
Apocalypse hotel was (mostly) good and Boku no ballpark is AOTY

>>214026712
killing raccoons for lifestyle slop content is evil

>>214026676
relatable. I am taking my girl to niagara on the lake this weekend. I have to take her out once a week which costs like $70-80

>>214026736
If that were true then we would be dead. We wouldn't be able to beat the universe

>>214025395
No hao my nigga