Thread 214028692

amelia edish

>>214028669
when is it going to be MY time

gf having mood swings again
hiding from her at toil
at least the sex is good

>>214028732
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wonder if my nan has ever thought about killing herself. grandad died years ago

need me bollocks chewed

>>214028732
im picturing you in the wardrobe with your laptop while she walks around the house like in alien isolation

>>214028751
Grandadberg and grandadstein are both alive and nearly 90, wives dead ages ago, they can't use computers or even the tv remote properly, they entertain themselves by nearly causing accidents on the roads every day and at night they must be bored as hell

if i get old ill be much better at least i can post on /brit/ all day and choose what slop to watch

>>214028751
she's probably alright if she has stuff to keep her busy

it's once their bodies really start to break down and they start falling down and having strokes and all that shit that means they can no longer do anything that you begin to wonder what they're staying around for

>>214028801
must be a right life getting to an age where you can do anything and have it excused by 'senility' lol

surely if you were in your 90s you'd just become a heroin addict. Meth too. Intravenous.

hate being english
low class culture, no good traditonal culture, ugly buildings ugly country no good nature
FUCKING SHITHOLE

>>214028827
you're brown

>>214028692 (OP)
Wherever Jews go they adopt the phenotype of the local people

>>214028801
Based mischiefmaxxers

>>214028840
And you're surname is Irish

>>214028840
im unfortunately entirely english so i can’t claim to be from somewhere more accomplished and dignified
you didn’t refute it either

whenever there's a story about a car driving the wrong way up the motorway it's always some coffindodger

so this is Roborke

>>214028692 (OP)
She's so fucking ugly

>>214028879
LOL

where can i see full video

a

>>214028876
>>214028803
>>214028801
yeah weird how they're clinging to their one and only.. um ... life and... their single chance to ever be conscious and experience.. anything.. ever
weird isn't it

my surname is from pre-anglosaxon england

>>214028692 (OP)
Corrrrrr

>>214028879
Stupid fucking clanker lmfao

prefer weird looking women

>>214028922
hope they see this bro x

I AM FUCKING FUUUUUMING

>>214028692 (OP)
Would it kill this ugly fucking whore to fix her forward head posture for one fucking photo

>>214028879
bodied that bag o bolts

Stubborn authorative aging relative

>>214028827
Wish i was english at least you have a culture. I'm from northern ireland, a hundred year old miserable protestant statelet caused by the english and scots getting greedy 400 years ago and doing a pretty shit job of colonising ireland. Even if we join the republic of ireland then i'll be lumped in with all the drunken ira supporting child molesting brits out blacks in free palestine pope worshippers which is not a particularly great upgrade in culture.

Absolutely mental that these scum openly say this now.

Blorke and Leftynog living in domestic bliss

nth for the gyaldem

>>214028879
and his partner leftybot

>>214029034
imagine where we'd be now if ginberg hadn't had his way

feel dazed and confused

Borke is lonely and unloved lmao

>>214029012
Muh food

>>214029060
love a bit of Linklater

>>214028756
Ouchie!

might be developing early onset dementia at 32

might be developing early onset dementia at 32

*dresses my bollocks up like a people-smuggling gang*

>>214029100
>32

I'm in my mum's car
broom broom

reinhold messner sex arse

Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?

>>214029066
*does a big gulp*
*whispers under breath* owowie.....

>>214028827
>low class culture, no good traditonal culture, ugly buildings ugly country no good nature
have you tried leaving london?

>>214029112
*drags your bollocks off to a five star hotel*

there's no need to feel the anxiety you're feeling

>>214029127
he's ghana crash

might be developing early onset dementia at 32

>>214029132
dying a virgin

>>214029132
narrow caves that fill with water

>>214028692 (OP)
I didn’t think I’d have to say this but for anyone still wondering…

...pic related is the actual Midwest

>>214029132
dementia

you're on borrowed time biccboi

I want to eat Emma Watson's poo.

whats the deal with non binary people

>>214029066
Booobasss

>>214029132
early onset dementia at 32

>>214029132
watching a loved one getting it

i think i would like having dementia

fucks sake forgot to post about

Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?

I can remember everythibg

If you don't know what a lee-enfield is you don't belong here

Say what you want about dementia, at least it's sometimes funny.

>>214029214
yeah he's that comedian who did the funny faces

might be developing early onset dementia at 32

>>214029215
>people will laugh at you as you slip away
v. comforting

got rid of my dementia
next step? getting rid of my dementia

in a way we all have dementia

cant remember how old ia m

tried to read tess of the d'urbervilles last night but fuck me i had to look up so many words i got fed up and went to bed

Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?

might be developing early onset dementia at um

there's a mean German man who hides my things about

where am i

>>214029277
What words did you struggle with

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpqvwrxlr7lo

Ummerinio

>>214029277
don't you just ignore the words you don't know? that's what i do

>>214029298
can't remember
might be developing early onset dementia at 32

you know lad, when I was your age, I was developing early onset dementia

>>214029012
it's absolutely mental rorke I'll tell you what it's a bloody disgrace so it is will you take a look at these figures

>>214029322
scrmaing

Is there anything scarier than dementia, lads?

>>214029322
squealing

rorke going um mode

>>214029322
lol

>>214029322
I can't believe they're so open about it, those dirty season 30 lovers

just give us the league already
champions league too

havin evil thoughts

>>214029322
Country is going to dogs, bring back Edna

>>214029012
This guy is Jewish btw

Any passport bros in?

Lee having a right melty over on /co/

>>214029367
We still need a left winger, Eze is quality but he's not that guy. He's a wide attacking midfielder

>>214029367
>Us
Nigga thinks he on the team

This autumn, throw away the tracksuits and bring back the English look.

rorke only fielding 10 players on his team because he refuses to field a left winger

does anyone know why Lauren Alexis deleted all of her youtube videos?

is this meant to be inspired by 321

I wouldn't have any problems with London being multicultural other than leftypol types trying to convince me that Middle Eastern and African slop is edible. Mexican food is already a step too far for me.

>don't mind anon, he doesn't mean those things he says
>(it's early onset dementia)
>he was born all the way back in 1993 you know, things were different back then

i heard only pakis support arsenal

>>214029441
rorke plays 442

>>214029408
ok so just find a buyer for martinelli and buy an elite left winger bosh

>>214029367
Arsenal are the biggest bottle jobs in premier league history, all that talent but no trophies, what makes you think this season will be any different?

Gf says she’s never met anyone who farts as much as me. Took that as a compliment.

>>214029446
Well yeah you're Irish
Doesn't really concern you

>>214029454
It's historically a black team actually

I personally don't fart openly in front of gfberg

>>214029439
I’m not English so no don’t think I will

>>214029469
Blacks only latched on to Arsenal during the mid-late wonga era, before that Arsenal was the working class London club whilst Tottenham and Chelsea were supported by middle class Jews and such.

>>214029466
she says that to everyone

On the plane

>>214029457
The plan is to get right winger Rodrygo and play him on the left like Madrid, we're cooked

>arse
>anal

>>214029494
>let me tell you about your country

Our own flag has become the Symbol of Resistance

>>214029506
what's that utter bollocks you're reading

>Tough on the boats
Lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao
Hello Reform Majority, coming to a country near you in 2030

>>214029529
It's actually really good

>>214029550
Why are you taking shit from random women’s instagrams mate?

>>214029570
I'm a fucking piece of utter shit who should be killed

remember when that container ship got stuck in the canal?

decent craic, that

>>214029570
It's in the public domain

>>214029577
Bueno tampoco es tanto hombre relájate

>>214029537
and then they'll get even higher under farage

hi everybody

a boner
a bonus
a bogus
a bogey
a boger

these are fun words to say

>>214029634
omg hiiii

so we've all agreed that god isn't real, then?

>>214029590
internet historian did a video on it and it wasn't as good as the one about the costa concordia

>>214028751
Remember when I'd help nanny out of the car as a young teenager, and she'd lean into my ear and in a strong German accent whisper "Mein Gott, I vish I vere dead" but grandad was still alive at that point.

>>214029688
Nah it was a dog shit video, he was trying too hard, a bit like the area 51 video

>>214029690
I don't remember that, no.

>>214029444
Same reason all these e-whores/ASMR slags stop posting stuff on Youtube. They want you to pay for their OF instead.

>>214029706
Shame that

>>214029683
millennial ahh post

>>214029683
Religious gods as in the ones drummed up to control people before science existed? Yes.

Gods as in whatever 4D beings created the universe / simulation we live in? No.

>>214029730
they stopped allowing ear eating as well which was an easy way to get views

>>214028801
>if i get old ill be much better at least i can post on /brit/
/brit/ won't last the year lad

>>214029750
>>>/r/casualuk

>>214029386
He's a subversive Irish Scot

^.^

time to get a coffee funnelled down me

Honestly lads, might just join Homeland

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1755766094588341.webm

I need this

bet the skinny small boat cronem are waking up

Honestly mental how good paracetamol and ibuprofen are. Woke up with a headache and just necked a couple and it’s gone within an hour and I feel great

Mad how people in the olden days just had to suffer with this shit like primitive cucks LOL

>>214029483
?

wish i could put my penis in a woman's vagina

hep bag fob

>>214029864
how about putting it in some bloke's hairy smelly pooey arsehole

All black and Indian people in the UK are required to take Vitamin D pills because they can't absorb it naturally in the UK

Without this they'd all have weak bones and be vulnerable to illness

>>214029873
i'm less keen on that

>>214029880
reckon this is made up

32 and I'm 95% sure I've got sciatica, absolutely immense pain deep shooting down my leg while sleeping/getting up after sitting down. Might just be over.

>>214029880
Don’t think this is true. My ex was Jamaican and she never did that.

moving smut over to my external hard drive

>>214029899
jamaican that up

>>214029907
timmy luv his women manly x

>>214029899
Hello ciaran

Just put a jumper on in the house, reckon summer is over. Heating will be on before I know it.

can't you rorke gammons see that your incessant black-hoisting will eventually lead to mass deportations and perhaps even extermination of not only immigrants but non-white british citizens?

Started eating my weetabix with yoghurt instead of milk
Absolute gamechanger

>>214029917
I’m not. The three girlfriends I’ve had in my life were all black. Just the area I grew up in.
>>214029924
Bizarre and not even close to my real name.

>>214029907
if her online handle isn't Sydney Swolley she's missing a trick

Any of you boys flown an english flag yet?

>>214029940
Very brain-dead post

>>214029934
oh no :)

>>214029934
chance would be a fine thing

Oh joy another spaintwat gimmique

>>214029952
If you say so, retardo

>>214029934
*flag-hoising
sorry, had blacks on my mind

the cronem are chiefing dem luh clickums?

souls games

you don't hear much about them any more

Toilberg is an incredibly serious Dutch man and I can’t take him seriously because of his very strong Dutch accent

>>214029964
is that a tattoo on her shoulder? as the grand duke of anime-watchers-and-gamers she's got no chance

>>214030027
fucking poo screaming!

cronem heading to get their waves done

>>214030035
not worthy of a poo scream

>>214030010
i gave up on the boss with the 2 dogs

>>214030010
elden ring took over that niche methinks

>>214030010
soulcalibur?

New hobby I've developed when I have nothing to do at work is looking up dodgy looking spare room listings, checking their licences and if they're in breach reporting them (which can lead unlimited fines)

Take this listing for a room share with 5 other people (the flat is listed as having two bedrooms so presumably the landlord is in one and everyone else in the other)

Denbigh road is served by postcodes UB12RR and UB12RP but checking the Ealing council property register doesn't show any properties in those areas licensed to house that many people (because you'd never get a licence to do that)
https://ealing.metastreet.co.uk/public-register
You can check for yourself here

Now it's just a quick online report and on to the next one!

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>>214030070
Based, GENUINELY based

>>214030070
might take that up as well sounds fun

>>214030064
that would be considered a souls game

might be developing old timers disease at 32

>>214030070
mr pavel fuming at this

>>214030079
Based testosterone filled pakis

>>214030100
in that case you do hear about souls games constantly

>>214030070
>no extra fees for cooking
wonder what that means

rushed to toil like mad taking risks on the M1 to make it for the 10am meeting but it was actually at 11

might have dementia

>>214030091
>>214030098
>>214030107
Public registries exist for every council so don't hesitate to do this in an area near you :)

>>214030123
feel like a lot of the Elden Ring chatter has died away

it's been out years now, need a new game

>>214030070
Where do you find these listings

>>214030079
as if whites don't chimp out and kill for less

Feel a bit bad for Ziedbelg. We sucked all the joy he got out of spending his life posting about black men’s penises and now it feels like he just goes through the motions.

I feel like he might be depressed.

>>214030171
For less than what?

their chance to be sent back has expired, let them instead meet their end in a foreign land

>>214030176
need to reinvigorate his passion somehow

>>214030179
less than being in a brawl with you

>>214029730
awww man, what should I jerk off to now?

>>214030171
Ah yes, this is definitely equal to wogs having mass brawls in the street

got a case of the lazyitis

>>214030146
Spareroom.co.uk
Openrent.co.uk
You need to look for the ones that are blatantly in breach and provide more specific details as to where they are e.g road name, local bus stop
Otherwise you'll be searching forever for the license

Also if there's nothing listed that's even worse, because they're not just breaching their licence they don't even have one in the first place
There's other ways they can breach it, for example a house of 6 occupants legally requires two bathrooms, keep an eye out, have fun with it

Excellent, time to look at pictures of naked fat women online

you're gay if you wouldn't fuck him

>>214030193
she asked for it

>>214030246
klaudia kelly is it?

just witnessed insect rape

>>214030249
You’re a paedophile if you would

>>214030237
>killed with a punch
>maimed with a machete
I pick the one where I survive

>>214030171
Nowt wrong with this

>>214030249
That's not a man

>>214030249
timmy's weakness

>>214030284
you're right, it's a femboy

>>214030289
what sort of fish do you have in chippies down there

>>214030171
>>214030171
Nobody is white in Europe

>>214030273
Why are you going around feeling random women's arses in the pub?

HE CARRIES A BIG STICK
A BALL AND CHAIN TOO

You think YOU'RE THE KING?

feeling…”big into energy”… :)

>>214030352
Bizarre post

might have a bath later instead of washing myself with my plastic jug and bucket of water (shower still broken)

can't get into the idea of baths though. I need to be active, need to be doing something. With a shower you know when it's finished because you've completed washing all the areas that need washed. With a bath you're just floating there for an indeterminate amount of time.

CAPTCHA: mayyyyn

>>214030354
brawl was all booked

>>214030330
sent that hobbit flying

>>214030326
mainly hoki, snapper, gurnard, and tarakihi

>>214030366
not me
too expensive

>>214030365
who is the king of me

>>214030393
ktim

we're so fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHyUUFU0BpI

Not gaining a clue today. Watching pornographic content instead

>>214030422
more of a yellow belly flounder myself

>>214030413
King Charles III

>>214030430
Look at him go wahey

befriending the neighbour's catberg

>>214030393
lemonfish looks peng

Just been on r/scotland
Why are they so leftywing
Why do they love migrants so much despite having barely any

>>214030171
>died feeling up some roastie
he was never gonna make it anyway.

>>214030463
You shouldn't feed the neighbour's cats.

>>214030430
should have been DQ'd for stepping over the lines

>>214030463
he said posting an image of what is quite clearly an american residential suburb attached to his post with a UK flag with a 4chan unix time filename

>>214030477
They're just retards basically

>>214030477
>judging Scotland by their reddit

>Why do they love migrants so much despite having barely any
You know why

>>214030473
its very yummy. I've caught a few myself, cooked em at the fire, good memories before my dad left

Just had deenz on toast for dindins, lads. Yummo!

>>214030477
England is racist and right wing.
That's pretty much as deep as it goes.

>>214030521
good lad. going to have some deenz myself for lunch I reckon

>>214030508
Inspector Morse over heah

>>214030393
>Oreo Dory
Can't keep up with all these new flavours they're pumping out baka

>>214030533
Wish it was

>>214030477
every british subreddit used to be like that
then they actually found out what multiculturalism looks like
don't begrudge the scots their ignorance

>>214030512
The average Anglo-Saxon doesn't know anything about Scotland even the ones who colonise there

Even the blacks know more

>>214030477
To differentiate themselves from England. If England was gay and leftwing they would be chuds.

>>214028961
isn't she an anglo

nz = marmite
australia = vegemite
UK = bovril

>>214030521
corr lovely warm buttery toast and lovely salty fishy tomatoey sardines

I like 4chan but I’ve never been able to understand/identify with the racism and weird hatred of foreigners. I genuinely just am not racist and don’t really get it. I’ve lived in South London my whole life which probably changes things, I think most of you probably live either in white areas or you only ever mixed with white people whereas my school was really diverse and I had friends from all different races, which I always thought was really cool.

>>214030554
vibey tune this

Forsooth, I have the will of the body yet not will of mind

Alas had I not looked upon thy earthly sights and visited such heavenly forms with my desire

>>214030562
australia is a crappy imitation of new zealand?

>>214030520
where did he go

lived in South London most of my life, hate em

>>214030586
I don't know why but the way you type reminds me of this

>>214030517
spainers

>>214030599
the land down under

>>214030586
2/3 of my class were ethnics
don't 'ate him just think there's too many of them. Simple as.

eating air

>>214030586
I’m the same. I’m not a leftypol freak who wants open borders and total white genocide but I really don’t care about non-whites. More concerned with Islamification.

high level information that a new is inbound

>>214030627
fried?

heard on the telly that diversity built britain and that diversity is our strength so that's good enough for me

>>214030627
illegal

>>214030636
i'll make it i have a good edition in mind

just got off the phone with keir, the new had been cancelled

When's the revolution brothers

NEW

>>214030651
>>214030651
>>214030651

>>214030586
speak your truth

>>214030614
sounds like a good time actually

>>214030657
>>214030657
>>214030657

>>214030665
scream this is the one

>>214030562
Bovril is nothing like marmite

>>214030562
Peantu butter mogs them all.

>>214030124
Just one of those things Indians do to exploit each other