Thread 214045290

a cat edition

>>214045290 (OP)
dogshite jf edish
desperate to fit in mexican edish

>>214045320
edish is a term used almost entirely by forens

>>214045296
Insane
She has 3 children all with different fathers and refuses to take her medication
My gf and her mom and stepfather basically raise the kids

>>214045336
untrue
t. invented the term

>>214045290 (OP)
i love you mexican new poster

>>214045351
^.^ xx

>>214045342
when i was 15 i was groomed by a 21 year old philipeno single mother who was well mental

>>214045342
She's got it figured out

>>214045342
>mom
FOY

Veganism and meat eating can be solved. Take the pescatarian pill.

Fish are mongs and can be eaten guilt free. They also provide all your protein needs and give you lots of vitamins, minerals and omega 3. Look at places like Spain, Italy and Japan. They are very healthy and slim people because they eat lots of fish. Vegans gorge on carbs and red meat eaters on fat and cholesterol. Can you imagine a fat pescatarian? Ludicrous.

built for black britons award

Whatever happened to rockclimbing lad? Completely ascended didnt he, climbed his way out of virgin freakdom

>>214045367
ever shag her up the arse?

>>214045369
jd vance doesn't give a fuck about british people, he did this because silicon valley is paying him to

>>214045394
Word is he got to the top and couldn't stop

I guess that's the end of summer then

>>214045369
in my entire life i think this might be the first time i can say america might be an ally to the british people
Obviously they're mostly shite and extremely selfish, and they're doing awful shit in Aus, but this current gov might be helping you
Makes me highly suspicious desu

>>214045336
screaming at this image

>>214045378
I can actually, samoans are all fat and they eat plenty of fish

Vegans secretly eat animal products

what would you do if you saw this

my shoes smell

>>214045425
Seasons greetings

>>214045181
Pigs do pretty well, many have become feral. I don't think sheep would have much issue either, since we don't have predators

>what matters is they are treated fair and decent conditions before they’re killed

Pigs are kept in a tiny cell.
Chickens are packed up in their thousands in tiny indoor boxes then killed after growing unnaturally.

There's nothing fair or decent about any of this. At least when some Amazonian with a gourd on his cock goes out and shoots one in the wild with his blowdart it's managed to have a life outside an unnatural, evil, cage.

quite mental that reality just exists for some reason and has within it self contained lifeforms that can perceive or cause things within that reality from its own POV, as well as make new copies of itself.

really is mental.

>>214045438
scratch and sniff

Carney is such a chicken shit that I respect Starmer more. Carney is truly that much of a cunt

>>214045438
kick him in the back as hard as possible

>>214045399
only once with a cucumber and she put it back in the fridge and her mum cooked with it
didnt have a healthy childhood me

>>214045369
Reminder this is same order the government is legally allowed to say doesn't exist and never existed

hard at work

>>214045456
Mental that this particular life form is 90 grand in debt to the government and has to attend a meeting tomorrow to talk to another life form for their £400 worth of state funding

>>214045438
Swipe my debit card and tell her i bought a free ticket back to pakiland

>>214045434
that's because they're always asking for samoa

>>214045434
they’re fat due to american food imports. this is well known. before the white man arrived with processed food they were all ripped. they are an isolated population that never adapted to high calorie starchy food so ballooned.

>>214045368
/Brit/ when a woman speaks to them

get the corn popped

Liberal democracy is just organized irresponsibility

>>214045510
howling at your grim shit life
hope it gets worse

>>214045513
screeching

>>214045532
Sex is just a mutual agreement for shared pleasure

House the illegals in council houses NOW

Democracy is based but only how IQ white Christians should be allowed to vote simple as

>>214045453
if it was the other way around they would eat us

>>214045447
*Slade's "Merry Christmas" starts playing at high volume*

This is the best edition of /brit/ ever made

I honestly do not know what debt is
I'm in tons of it but life continues on as normal
I had a mate that apparently owed thousands and he was told he can pay it back at like £30 a month
it will literally never be paid back in full
I don't know what's going on
Is everyone just pretending

>>214045378
Pretty much all water is now polluted beyond the point of return

Fish scream when they are killed

We're running out of most fish stock because the Chinese are eating it all

week off work and it's lush

>>214045557
Give the illegals ALL THE MONEY!

>>214045453
Take that up with farmers and the standards agencies then instead of acting like a sanctimonious cunt on an asperger’s support forum because you don’t eat meat

>>214045561
high IQ*
sorry for any misunderstandings

>>214045460
Low IQs still haven't figured out that politicians are not deciding anything, and we live in an oligarchy that is deliberately replacing whites to create a fascist slave state for themselves.

raped a chicken again award

>>214045465
grimmest post ive read on here in a long long time

>>214045320
>dogshite

>>214045508
look at him go

might watch a film tonight so I mighten

any non sloppa recommendations? Preferably recentish films, ones I haven't heard about mind.

>>214045603
blow your head smooth off

>>214045584
bollocks
plenty of sardines and tuna and cod and mussels to go around in scotland >>214045616

>Fish scream when they are killed
lol

>>214045601
she was fit though
at the time she told me her son was her brother and it was just a big age gap but actually she was a 21year old whod had a kid at 19 and i was a 15 year old who believed it

>>214045616
seen The Lighthouse?

>>214045629
good film that

>>214045587
been off this week and done nothing

Special agent twathed deployed with special agent smegstain, en route ETA 2 seconds

>>214045597
If we lived in an oligarchy the pm of Canada would be couped. Their economy is failing

>>214045616
SINNERS
I liked it

Me? An animal trapped in your hot car ahaha

got chaturbate on

Why do Irish women look like this?

rorke shaking his shit to his black neighbour's dancehall music

>>214045636
how can you even hear a fish scream it if there's no sound in a vacuum

>>214045636
Bit like when they drive into a curry in a lorry

>>214045668
lots of black people in the british isles these days

>>214045351
>new poster
i have been posting here since 2018 but i posted under American flag until 2023

>>214045668
Why do black women keep wearing pink? I hate that colour on them. Also that neon green just doesn't suit them.

>>214045667
um

>>214045643
I've not but I'm not a big Eggers fan to be honest with you lad. I gave up on The Northman halfway through.

>>214045661
A possibility. Although I've watched the RLM review of it so I know most of the plot unfortunately.

>>214045616
Watch Coherence

I dont think they understand me

>>214045704
you know what else you should give up on halfway through? your runt life

>>214045688
nah it looks good

I swear to god every millennial white dad I see has an asian wife

towards the end of today's shift the toilfu was literally telling me she planned to get "railed" by her bf tonight
the bf happens to be mixed race
I said something like "oooh you've got a busy evening planned aha" while dying a little bit inside

>>214045714
will be crestfallen when he dies

>>214045685
i meant as in you post the new thread x

>>214045732
no they don’t heathermong jog on

think i've developed psychosis from not shagging for years

>>214045369
If someone can AI generate an eagle protecting a wounded lion or bulldog it would go semi-viral amongst Rorke's cohort

About to rewatch Point Break (1991). NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE!

>>214045732
your fault for living in chinatown

>>214045734
>Having a bit of a Destiny phase innit

>>214045725
Seems an overreaction to someone not liking a director you like but you do you pal.

>>214045709
I shall look into it, not heard of it.

getting a gold bar scran-diddly-anned

>>214045734
Pop your trip back on Spaino, makes filtering your dogshit posts a lot easier

>>214045734
right so this is a depraved cuckold fantasy isn't it

>>214045704
I also thought the Northman sucked and I didn't think much of Nosferatu either. Honestly the Lighthouse is his best work

Silent Hill 4: The Room but you're trapped inside with Bradley Walsh

A musky cock is proper scran

>>214045702
problem?

>>214045757
you're a real blue flamer aren't ya?

>>214045591
I'm not acting like anything I'm just telling the truth. There really isn't an argument against not eating animals.

Other than poverty or access. You just don't want to stop even though you know it's not a nice thing to do to another living creature. If it upsets you then maybe that's your conscience telling you something.

At least then youre not some fat yank or some Saudi who revels in it

why can't /brit/ stop thinking about black mens penises ?

have been lifting weights for 4 (four) months and have started to see some positive attention from women recently
have never experienced any positive attention from women before but dont wanna get my hopes up

>>214045781
rorke physically unable to stop himself replying to race bait

>>214045656
Their economy is failing for the working class in Middle class. The rich are still making money. We live in an oligarchy

>>214045755
will doing that make me money get me rich famous and sexy

haha brilliant
brilliant!
stay tuned for more acerbic wit in the future

>>214045803
Who said I was thinking of black men?! I prefer white or asian(non Jeet)

>>214045775
not Spainlard, just another blogposting mong x

Umwanker loves his fucking ums

do you think i'm sexy

would you fuck me

i'd fuck me

i'd fuck me so harrrrrrrrrd

>>214045821
It's a launchpad for starting a brand of "Zased" "British" coffee/supplements/beard oil etc.

>>214045818
No they aren't. They have no markets outside of the US one.

i think if you're still a virgin after university you're unlikely to ever lose it except with a prostitute

i just wanna rock right now
give it up now
i just wanna rock right now

*surreptitiously googles acerbic*

sealside mark... poo sealside mark

>>214045734
What do you do?

>>214045845
In all honesty - Silence of the Lambs was egregiously overrated.

So this is it: life, in all its glory

>>214045855
Just go enrol into another university

mongs: *scream*
animals: *roar*
fish:

why is heatherpaedo pretending to be vegan now

>>214045865
mental how mad how mental

nothing but racebait on the 'log

*in a way that attempts to avoid notice or attention; secretively googles surreptitiously*

>>214045852
The income stream for rich people operates internationally. Are you like 12 years old?

>>214045887
glub glub

>>214045863
its a lad who plays for inter milan

>>214045855
I am living proof against this assertion

>>214045876
it's hated by lots of troons now

>>214045894
anyone got the version of this where it was mirrored
havent seen it in years

Are you ready?

>>214045887
fox:

>>214045800
Animals are going to get eaten anyway, they aren’t out there living in fluffy animal utopias then the big bad humans come along and butcher them. Like I said specific types of animals have been reared over millennia to be eaten by humans. Bred to an extent that such a type of animal does not really exist outside agriculture. You won’t find a Frisian dairy cow in the wild.

Fish are eaten by sharks, whales, octopuses, squids, anything else in the sea. What moral argument does humanity have to not eat them? Apart from the fact like you said it’s not “‘nice”, a human moral term that is so vague it’s generally meaningless in this context.

fucking poo roaring in a mongo paki's face

Tonight? Plastic Beach - Gorillaz methinks.

*begins googling with furtive furvor*

>>214045895
perplexing innit

For me it's Herzogs Nosferatu

>>214045927
Born ready.

>>214045912
Nigger I'm talking about domestic Canadian businesses. Are you fucking retarded?! Cease speaking

>>214045923
why?
because buffalo bill = tranny = killer = fearmongering over trans folx?

luv american museums
simple as

you know what movie is total shit? Chinatown with Jack Nicholson. What a boring movie.

there's really no reason to watch it when you can just watch LA Confidential.

>>214045927
thank God every day for making every season such a visual delight
how lucky we are to live on His earth :)

>>214045962
They wouldn't be members of the oligarchy then would they retarded mutt?

>>214045927
so ready

>>214045977
Just doing my duty

>>214045975
Do I look like I give a shit

>>214045975
Not total shit but overrated. Still a solid 7/10

any soulless husk of a man in?

Sir poo sealer

Went for a poo at work earlier and the toilfu asked where I was going and I loudly said ‘IM QUIETLY GOING FOR A DISCRETE SHIT’ and the manager overheard me and pulled me aside to chastise me saying that I shouldn’t talk like that with customers around

>>214045927
my hot chocolate is ready for supping

>>214045975
agreed

>>214046003
*dry rasping noises*

>>214045975
Genuinely get the fuck out of here. I refuse to believe anyone doesn't like Chinatown.

neighbour's cat is being a whiny bitch again

>>214046003
Ughhh *drolls*

>>214046014
blog on boring borelord

Mousey has emitted gases which aren't even on the periodic table

Canadians partaking in their annual pooseal clubbing

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
diego: i saw God today

>>214046029
based jony doesn't muck about

Shartnited shartdom

>>214046030
wish i hadnt clicked this

>>214045991
unbelievable how pretentious she dresses ngl
some people can wear wild fashionista shit and look fine because they look comfortable in it somehow but she always looks likes shes in a costume because she's pretending to be someone she isnt

>>214045989
Yes they would. Most of the major Canadian industries are controlled by market monopolies. You have no clue

We're not going no further till we've had a breather

>>214046003
*raises paw*

I don't have sex so I'm addicted to porn OKAY?!

>>214046075
nowt wrong with that

>>214046062
sort it out mate you sound like a gossiping teenage girl

can get some shrooms soon and might take some

anyone took shrooms before? what’s it like? how can i avoid going off my nut and getting sectioned?

>>214046030
corrrrrrrrrrr, bet he makes a peng pizza

>>214046071
whats with the greek vpn adam?

I see diego every day thorough my window stick knives into sockets then the ER guys come and get him to the hospital and every time he comes back screaming “I SAW GOD I SAW GOD”.

Sat by the river exe, smoking ciggies. A deliverpoo driver has rocked up on his bike but he’s not bothering me for the time being.

carry fucking diego

england flags up everywhere i go, you love to see it

>>214046032
most australian post ever

Ofcom have BANNED replying to this post. Go on, try writing a reply to this post. You can't, because Ofcom have BANNED it.

>>214046030
18 year old girl at work had an indian throw his underwear that had not just poo stains but real actual poo in it on to the windscreen of her car while she was working last week
15 year old junior at work had an indian use her nametag to find and stalk her on instagram, kept coming in and asking her to go on dates

>>214046030
This is AI surely

created in an attempt to increase racism and hatred towards indians

>>214046003
*groans wearily*

>>214046130
need more shit like this to happen so more normies support the idea of total jeet death

Saw a defend English culture sticker in fucking Caerphilly

Caerphilly's in Wales you dense cunt

>>214046030
just the chef having a break, get over it

>>214046043
It's not uncommon for gases not to be on the periodic table. In fact the vast, vast, VAST, majority of gases aren't on the periodic table since the periodic table, by definition, only contains base elements.

It is true of everyone in this thread that we have "emitted gases not on the periodic table" because we're breathing out CO2 right now and you'll note that CO2 isn't on the periodic table.

I get what you're trying to say here but you've gone about it wording it the wrong way.

>>214046064
The oligarchs are people like the Rothschilds family, with an estimated worth of $18 trillion. I get the feeling you don't even know what an oligarch is.

Defend your homeland.

>>214046147
we’re in wales rorke, and she’s speaking welsh

Frogposters will be first against the wall

>It's not uncommon for gases not to be on the periodic table. In fact the vast, vast, VAST, majority of gases aren't on the periodic table since the periodic table, by definition, only contains base elements.

>It is true of everyone in this thread that we have "emitted gases not on the periodic table" because we're breathing out CO2 right now and you'll note that CO2 isn't on the periodic table.

>I get what you're trying to say here but you've gone about it wording it the wrong way.

ASS to ASS

what a legendary scene

the look on her face

seared into my memory museum

>>214046138
poo in loo rajesh

>>214046147
>BRITS OUT BLACKS IN
why are you like this?

Mad how Morrisons exclusively hires Indians now. Up and down the country, I haven’t seen a non-poo behind a Morrisons counter in years. Must be through an agency or something because literally no other supermarket is like this.

>>214046159
scienced that fool

New?

>>214046003
That used to be me, but I've been working on manifesting some semblance of a soul lately. I'm only mostly a souless husk at this point, a far cry from the rest of you.

just remembered the six million

uncs shit himself again

>>214046030
this is not AI

>>214046205
Wouldn't say no to a dogshit early JF new TBQHWY

>>214046159
oh my science done him

this confuses johnny foreigner

>>214046147
wales was a part of england until 1910 or something
the first injustice done to england by woke

get Zoe Gardner on Blacked Raw

>>214046159
well that's him done with facts and logic

The same stale posts. The same dull webms. Just asinine soliloquies. No actual discussions going on. Shouting into the void.

just watched a video of a large group of people ferociously brawling in a buffet canteen type place over fried chicken.

i think you'll immediately be able to work out who was brawling like that

i've never watched squid game or k-pop demon hunters
i've never listened to bts or blackpink living in the same country, i feel almost disconnected
i don't know how to be a normie

>>214046236
But it gives an explanation of what each thing is

>>214046256
and this is related to british culture how?

>>214046246
*starts shagging you up your pooey hairy arsehole*

>>214046249
chicken jockey

Love watching thunderstorms. Got a great view for it too. I hope one day to get an ever better one on top of some mountain or maybe I'll build a tower.

what's the name of that reggae tune that goes
dum dum dum dum dum dum do do do do do do do

My neighbour told me to take down my flag because it is racist and offensive to foreign people.

so when they went to bed I plastered my home in English flags

They stormed at my door this morning shouting and told me they’ve rang the police.

How does it look?

rip brent hinds

It's not a vaccine however, it's a genetic engineering platform.

>>214046250
screanmng

nearly 8pm so im going to turn all screens off
see you tomorrow /brit/ xoxo

might walk dogberg and then have some crisps

Would pay good money to see how the Jury reacts to Mousies posts when they’re read out at his inevitable trial

>>214046236
>sticky toffee pudding
phwoar corr etc

>>214046146
my job is commonly customer facing and ive found my coworkers, young and old, are extremely racist due to having to interact with indians so often
we basically have 0 non-whites in our area except indians, of which there are an alarming amount
theres an incredibly racist iranian woman who just doesnt hold back in hilarious broken english
i cant even type out quotes from her properly because the way she speaks is so unique and hard to replicate but almost everything she says is pure racial hatred toward indians and africans and sunni muslims, often well within earshot of them

saw a -2 rolling a joint in mcdonalds

semi fresh early new
>>214045321
>>214045321
>>214045321

>>214046318
good post

Irish reparations now

>>214046256
Squid Game is alright, first season at least (I've not watched the second season).

>>214046331
mate

>>214046250
>meow
FOY

>>214046236
>no cut-and-come-again puddin'

>>214046192
Morrison's was purchased by a private equity firm in 2021, and is now a small piece of a massive portfolio, managed by jews like picrel.

>>214046192
I saw a fit indian girl in morrison's a few days ago
so that was nice

I may have gone too far in a few places

>>214046319
wish we could compile all his 4chan posts together, i know he used names at certain points but theres still a lot missing

>>214046295
mrna vaccines do not change your genes

>>214046356
I didn't make the image sir.

australians love bringing up tame impala without being asked

>>214046331
not on mate

>>214046192
they're all seething on reddit too
https://old.reddit.com/r/morrisons

>>214045869
prison officer

well crikey, mate, I'd have called that a sticky date pudding

>>214046295
yeah?

>>214046388
The less I know the better

>>214046256
Do you like kimchi?

>>214046264
i just think there are some brits who are completely indifferent to football or british rock music

my farts have begun to be dry
so that's good progress

>>214046377
wish whites could unite with the fags and trannies against the forens ngl

I wonder if there's an alternate universe where everyone is a wildebeest, and /brit/ is full of people posting about 'making the gnu'

>>214046192
the one near me has one who looks like beabadoobee

>>214046388
all I'll say is the less I know about this the better ;)

>>214046377
Hope the female prisoners pin him down and chop off his dick

>>214046236
>known elsewhere in the world
just yanks. Pretty sure the aussies don't call it pudding

Squid Game Corona Virus

>>214046426
true
this is me

Checked the old sauce and condiments cupboard
>2024
>2021
Ah yes

get it made

>old reddit
get with the times

>>214045569
Yes a lion would eat you. Are you no better than a lion?
>>214045935
>Animals are going to get eaten anyway
African tier reasoning.
You or someone of your ilk said that kicking a kitten to death is bad. If that's bad then killing any of the animals you listed is bad. If you have a choice between killing them and not killing them it's not a very hard argument to have is it.

You know it's bad, but as I said, youd rather not think about it. Just because something was done in the past doesn't make it okay. They needed to do it back then, in this century you do not.

>>214046466
apparently mustard never goes out of date because it's too acidic for stuff to grow in

so if there's any mustard in there get that down you

might get a game of cod zombies before bed
thinking kino der toten

>>214046466
they never go off really though

>>214046466
they're in the right place clearly

>>214046446
we don't habitually call the meal time pudding but most of the dishes on the list we know and call pudding
also we have a children's book about a magic pudding

>>214046168
Sovl

The first thing I'll do when I get to space is post on 4chan

>>214046466
check the new sauce and condiments cupboard

>Heinz Tomato Ketchup
>Heinz Mayonnaise
>Henderson's Relish
>Lea & Perrins
>Soy Sauce
>HP Sauce
>Frank's RedHot Original

all a man needs

Don’t say you wouldn’t

>>214045321
>>214045321
>>214045321
>>214045321
>>214045321

>>214046520
>2026
>2029
ah yes

We should deport him for making "America is Not The World" ungrateful poof

>>214046537
Yeah I'd suck Morgan Freemans cock

>>214046523
um

>>214046538
Bit soon amigo

>>214046484
A kitten is a pet not an animal raised for slaughtering. You know this. This level of sanctimoniousness is why people hate vegans.

Frankly I don’t care if it’s bad by your standards. I’m ok with it. Most people are. There is very evidently a difference between stomping a kitten to death and stun gunning an adult male pig raised on a farm. You well know there is. Don’t use the “it’s all murder” principle, that would mean there is no moral difference in squashing a spider in your room than first degree cold blooded murder of a human child

>>214046537
mmmhmm sprinkle dem titties

>>214046520
squeaking

>>214046523
struggling to work out what part of the anatomy this is

obviously it's framed as if it's a severely balding head from the top down but it's definitely not. I want to say the top part is a knee and the rest is part of a thigh

>>214046537
the actors I've grown up with are looking old and on the verge of death

Just left biscuits and a glass of brandy out for Father Deegs before his grand performance tomorrow

>>214046585
but enough about margot robbie!

>>214046623
done her

omds

quite frankly an utterly insane deletion

beyond the pale

oh my gays

take the piss

gasket blown

why?

the custodian has actually fucking lost it this time

jannys lost his fucking mind

>>214043945
>>214043945
>>214043945

>>214047867
Some men just want to see the world burn

Hitler loved black people

would call you a fucking TWAT WOG but it wouldn't help the situation would it

david mitchelling so hard I just wanked to victoria coren shagging another bloke

Hello all

poo out a new for us rorkey chops

so, the last /brit/
by order of the peaky jannies