Thread 214051260

Robert Mugabe edition

>>214051260 (OP)
robert umbongo

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Sir Robert Mugabe

>>214051260 (OP)
Good Yorkshire lad is are Robert

>>214051260 (OP)
more like robert poogabe

Heatherpaedo on the ropes

ARRGGGHHH I'M CUMMING ONTO THE POSTER BELOW AAAAAAARRRRGGGHH

8========D - - - -

I'm a bit naughty. A bit of a rascal. Something of a rapscallion.

amy winehouse
nominative determinism and all that

amy shithouse

>>214051349
Pack it in

>>214051357
lol

haven't touched a woman in years
running my hand up freshly shaven legs
man I've wasted so many years
I might have to drop a few grand

brian pillman

AMY'S IN A BOX

get the vaxx pay the tax

"Stone Cold" Keir Starmer

Britain is on the cusp of incredible racial violence

>>214051364
amy poo shite

>>214051387
no it's not
be quiet

saw loads of zoomers on my morning commute going to reading festival
made me feel like such an evil incel virgin. I've never done anything like that even when I had mates

Amy grimehouse

>>214051387
and its from the 111,000 asylum migrants

>>214051387
i'm on the cusp of an incredible racial wank

>>214051387
coward

>>214051382
Dr House would have fixed her

>>214051253
I exclusively watch trans porn. Straight stuff does nothing for me anymore. Even trans porn with a condom is boring

The only gay stuff, the bottom can't be hairy, no facial hair, has to be feminine.

>>214051349
is your name dave massivebender by any chance?

>>214051387
two more weeks

>>214051387
VPN off Ivan

>>214051387
it's our time now, white britons must unite

>>214051382
oy vey

>>214051403
pol

>>214051409
rare Houseposter sighting x

>>214051424
howling

>>214051414
no

>>214051412
can't enjoy trans porn if they have a bigger cock than me - which is almost always

>>214051240
The irony is you've totally and categorically proven heathermong wrong. But he'll come back tomorrow and still be spouting the same old bullshit about Jews. Ironically doing the very same thing Hitler accused Jews of doing.

>>214051412
what's your fav? trans solo, trans on trans, trans on female, trans on male?

>>214051366
Never too late to get activeee brother

heatherpoodo

good evening
I need my dick suckeed bigly deep

one massage please

True blackpill is realising that no one gives a shit about you

Honestly, I don’t know why Haru Urara still bothers, she’s the squibby head of the track, clopping around with that vacant optimism like it’s a personality trait. Every other horse racks up wins while she racks up pity claps and snack carrots, and she still struts back to her stable as if “trying hard” is some kind of accomplishment. She’s basically allergic to finishing lines, always missing golden opportunities because she’s too busy looking dazed and “relatable” for her sad little fan club. No amount of pastel saddle pads or cutesy “never give up!” nonsense is going to hide the fact that she’s a career loser, aging into an old nag with nothing to show for it but the longest L streak in racing history.

>Jews respect + honour their parents too much to publicly share them in this way
>publicly share

>>214051459
Would just love to smear my spunk all over Sabrina's face
And arse, obviously

/Britain/ -- Burn it to the ground (I'm British).

>>214051459
this could be us

>>214051483
you should ki yourselve!

>>214051495
>Bum it to the ground

>>214051487
;(

I'm not gay

>>214051507
But bake to what I was sayinggggh

TECHNOLOGY!

I'm going to get a German gf.

can i get a chappell roan webm please

Jesus love me

I think that if some white people got what they want (a race war, or "whites trying again") then it would benefit the race most to get rid of those people; throw them to the nigs, or hang them. whatever works best. such as, if you spread lies and FUD about race (women doing it included in this)
if the race is going to be OK then you have to go away. you are the bad parts of it. also a coward, and you backed out of every war - think about how much you hate da joos or slavs and what you did (nothing) before you speak and try to act like a shit-stirrer

>>214051508
60IQ cry

shes into art history

>I THINK THAT SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME
>CUTTING ME OFF AND STOPPING MY BIKE

Seems there's a particularly retarded new tranny janny on the prowl

>>214051540
Fascists had owl-like abilities did they

there's an Amy in a box
buried in her shit
she's taking a hit


shes the dog who gets beat
shove her nose in shit
shove her nose in spit

>>214051570
You can't even hang the washing out lol, let alone hang a black man

>>214051483
uh oh someones horny!!

>>214051366
Got a hug from a pretty woman at toil the other day and was grinning like an idiot for hours afterwards. Not until you get a crumb of it and then suddenly you realise how starved you are.

>>214051540
AI slop for the goyim

Real mousey has been gone since 4chan went down
Fake mousey is a bizarre gimmick

>>214051566
man face

Do you think she’d give up her political views for the right man?

jumping as it were

>>214051598
Pasteurised that weird racist twat

>>214051598
you are so insecure and stupid its insane
maybe I phrased it wrong but its mental how insecure you are. always jumping to be persecuted (like the Jews and hogwarts banks)
>>214051613
im real

Remember lads to defend against fascism at every opportunity - remember what our ancestors fought for

having a walk in london

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755429109737181.webm

>>214051590
>Daddy's Girl tattoo

Tried to get into House M.D but the dialogue was unbelievably Reddit and S1E3 starts with a sex scene which made me incel rage quit.

>>214051625
Post fingernail

Keep farting loud and rank farts

I see any racist here as the same person I see on the bus every weekday morning. A spastic yelling loudly at his carer about mundane shite

111,000 immigrantss "race warring" in this country is still like <1 immigrant per armed police or terrorist. not that you would be fighting - youre a coward! if SHTF you get lynched so think twice

>>214051469
it's been so long mate
at some point I just stopped caring and then before you realise years have passed

>>214051616
pleb

>>214051645
fingernail healed completely actually because I am the best surgeon desu and know how my own personal body works

jjst been sick

>>214051670
In 5 years you'll wish you started today

you are why the Jews holocaust themselves every thoursand years

mad how often I get accused of being mousey by schizos here
you al need mental health help

Need to get a punching bag for the garage

>>214051459
Okay let's set the scene up.

I'm chained up in the corner of a dark, half tiled, semi abandoned, soviet style bathroom. I am under a shower that I can push on and try to take a few sips of freezing water

My only human interaction comes from these 2 who are overseeing my torture for crimes against the state. The special conditions of my imprisonment are that I may only consume items of food that have already been consumed.

Sabrinitska is slurping down some gruel with the bread. The other is stood staring, waiting with lip bitten.

After some time, suddenly, she cases forward in her sharp pointed shoes, pinching my bruised testes to the ground. "Time for drink" she derobes, her hairy, unkempt cunt fires a hot laser piss near my chin. I quickly open my mouth to lap up her amber nectar, she spits for good measure.

Then sabrinitska is ready. She is now completely nude, save her boots and soviet hat. She hurries over, holding her stomach which hasn't been emptied for a good week. "Eat" says the other one. I ready my mouth at the entrance of her pink puckered anus.

A deep dark flow of solid waste leaves her tight flower and enters my mouth. It goes on and on for a good five minutes until it finishes with a few tasty nuggets on the floor.

>>214051717
wtf did i do?

me the pink submissive one
you the green dominant one

Does anybody the Australian kids' TV show 'Misery Guts' from 1998? It was pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKDGD5CqBQ

>>214051598
Do you reckon that a good number of the lynched people were meant to feel bad about actually deserved it? You know what they’re like.

Scat porn stories is it tonight /brit/?

women say and do as they are told also
and hopefully women like that do go find a nonwhite boyfriend. god forbid someone like her has white kids (perish the thought of the abuse that mother would subject it to)

>>214051461
Male on trans, then trans solo with an emphasis of them bending over to the camera.

>>214051598
atomised that runt

>>214051762
Something to pass the time

Ok, this is epic.

>>214051755
>Does anybody the
*Does anybody remember the

Thoughts on Rolf Harris?

post a video of the squibby head girl racing then. I want to see her running or doign what she does

>>214051766
>women say and do as they are told also
Unless that involves having sex with you haha

>>214051796
Awfully good with his didgeridoo

favourite shoplyfter scene?
favourite casting couch?
favourite amateurallure?
favourite backroomcasting?

!!

>>214051804
remember that time KW made a nazi song and all the women became anti-semitic?
they do as they are told unless blackrock or JP&chase is getting into them and breaking up the family unit, getting them jobs and the like

>>214051820
more of a gloryholeswallow, africancasting and faketaxi man myself

>>214051802
Corr

thoughts on hit animated tv show "arcane"?

>>214051842
>remember that time KW made a nazi song and all the women became anti-semitic?
No because this never happened except in your twisted schizo brain

paid a girl £450 to have sex once and spent an hour puking in her toilet because I'm so autistic I have a full on anxious panic attack

>>214051856
only ever heard that in emmerdale

'arcanes just filled shadrach in'

>>214051865
OK leftypol

>>214051856
heimerdinger sex

thoughts on spending your 30th birthday alone in your bedroom?

I got the new Ye on rn

I fell for the gimmick.

I bought freeze-dried sweets.

THEY'RE JUST CRUMBLY BOILED SWEETS.

>>214051879
erm

>>214051820
more of a try on haul man myself

>>214051886
Want to go for a pint?

>>214051912
B A S E D

>>214051886
Go on holiday

>>214051932
m-mommy?

>>214051820
For me it's czechhunter

only thing I got annoyed at black people for (because it probably will translate into my posts rn) is how they are always looking to be persecuted racially and I dont have to put that into better words. I have two examples: walking down the street playing Pokemon Go and a black person is coming the other way, and if you turn around and start walking away from them they get insecure - second example is stopping for a second to go through my bag to check on my rose bud/pod and seeds and they think I was staying in the light (which I needed to look at things) because hes black. 2: a bunch of black people fucking around with a trolley and I look at the noise and they stop, and start talking about how they was just going to bring it back to the shop or something. as if I care about a shopping trolley, as if white people dont steal the shopping trolleys and litter with them. its like thinking I am watching them to judge them and see if they are doing crimes or ASBO behaviour and being conscious to stop that

>>214051912
I lean more to the bbw try on hauls despite all their boyfriends inevitably being... Well you know

>>214051912
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TFtMC0EJtq8

bruh
Patrician taste

>>214051952
kill yourself you little rodent

>>214051802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCSY3q96QsI

blacks are alright people you know

Feeling _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Chances of me reading that Tractatus Schizophrenicus? Slim to nil

only thing this week* I am annoyed at black people for
and since getting mall-punished by the mall cop I have been thinking that doing literally anything will get me punished too and its gay

Unauthorised Mouse Post Detected
Unauthorised Mouse Post Detected
Unauthorised Mouse Post Detected
Unauthorised Mouse Post Detected

Assassinate _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>214052026
minimod cancer

>>214052012
There's a black man in my house right now actually

Donnie Glasgow on his way to post the mice

trying to get surf on my worlds pikachu 10/14/13

Mousey I'd love to give you a shag

just bought Anno 1800, I hope it brings a light to my futile incel existence

Mouse Femboy Plays Pokemon GO in the Hood! (GONE WRONG!)

>>214051982
>>214051992
kek
yes man I know, you just have to pretend they're single pure innocent maidens waiting for you
make your own fantasy
I cant get into hard-core stuff, some massive negro holding her head into the pillow yelling "das rite bitch, dat ass sum good shiet"

willy dripping a white substance

Don't tell him, Pike!

Get Mouseman in London. Get him at the annual /brit/ conference at the o2 Arena. Get him giving a keynote speech on mice

>>214051260 (OP)
Ain't plucked my cock shaft for a couple weeks now, here's the harvest

>>214052074
It's shit compared to 2070/2205

and yeah theres always that chance that one of them ever thinks you are being that way and chimps out on you and then your life is fucked or you die

>>214052097
Christ mate
tell me you're a turbo virge, without telling me

GWTD

>>214052114
Right well I've spent £40 on it so we'll see about that mate

>>214052128
err

>>214052143
The pirate bay broken?

concept: peep show without the internal monologues

I have a 13/15/13 surfing raichu

Unprotected sex with African prostitutes

>>214052143

i just looked it's on sale on steam right now for 4.99 you dolt

>>214052128
frozen peas and yoghurt for breakfast
another fad lil timmy saw on tiktok?

>>214052164
Unprotected sex with gay african prostitutes

Feeling colder. Time to put away the shorts.

I do enjoy a nice try-on haul

>>214052159
I can't be arsed about getting it set up as a pirated crack poo arse shit whatever and I like having Steam achievements as well

>>214052188
granny face

>>214052188
Course u do virgin

Lying in bed and having a crap

jdjfjfwkJfrbfxjsbd

Missingno!! You
are not A Real Pocket Monster!!
Teddy tell Him To go
Away !!

...

Lppirdjdhdosojr

lol wtf are yuo going on abuot

what`s All This Noise .. Mouse Do you want To
Go to

Wimpy ??

not Now Gary Eats !!
we are dealing with a Glitch Placeholder Pocket Monster So
put Your Credit Card In
Item Slot 6 !!

>>214052190
A lot of words to just say 'I am too retarded to pirate'

>>214052174
Bought the definitive edition you mongoloid

here i am, rorke,
is it i, rorke?
i have heard you calling in the night,
i will go, rorke,
if you lead me,
i will hold your people in my heart

might be that time where i lay in bed and watch tele until i fall asleep

>PC gaming
err, I actually have sex mate

>>214052195
that's the best bit about her
she gets gilf points whilst still being young

>>214052197
yeah

ruined because not even a real person making it

>>214052188
Her boobingtons are exposedingtons. She needs to cover up pronto

starting to think i can only wank twice in any 72 hour window

>>214052216
girls like gamers now

New gf hasn't even hugged a male that wasnt her father or me, blimey

>>214051557
isnt he dead?

>>214052216
I have a gaming pc and have had sex with several women

Hate you lot

i know i need to commit to some productive project but i feel anxious starting something if it isnt the right thing, ya know?

I've never told you lads, but I'm good with colours; a friend of Dorothy, as it were.

12 degrees outside yet my room is fucking 50 there must be a hidden heat source in here

homeAlone
EveryfridayNight !! You`ve
got No Fans !!

no nede to be rude wealdstone raider lol

you want some ?? I`ll Give
it Ya

can we All be friends
Let's Give it a

Go !!

Gary Eats you`ve Convinced
Me
I Am No longer Violent Let`s
Watch Football ..

>>214052248
Yeah he meant consensually

POV you painted my talonflame and said tha tit looks good

I have a gaming pc and I shag but I'm gay so shagging is easy

>>214052231
haven't had a wank in years
I swear if I had sex I'd probably erupt like a cum volcano

What was it all for

>>214052238
wow you mean your new gf is a liar

tha tit looks good

just realised i be arching my back like them gays

I've got the Putin norwood but if he made it so can I

whoa extreme dollhouse melty

>>214052282
is it possible to be a gay incel?
asking for a friend

>>214052259
your massive big arse

>>214052306
gayboy said what?

im like an east palmdale too short

I am concerned about the rise in prices of just about everything and I am committed to lowering those prices

Gary eats I support Your Relationship

with a Man .. !!

gay Sex arse !!

>>214052264
sent that freak to mars

I need my dick sucked

>>214052250
thank you. at least someone feels something for me

>>214052287
doubt it. your parts obviously don't work anymore

>>214052315
Stop itttttt

>>214052226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWqKdvERGU&t=709s

I'm so

ALOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

what

>>214052313
Genuinely no, unless you're like elephant man tier disfigured.
Even fat gays get sex on grindr in like an hour

Can't believe how shit I am at existing irl. Went to a shop and couldn't even pay properly. The lady had to come out to get me back in because my card was declined. I'm so shit and poo

Wanking into a tissue so that the dopamine goes to my brain because I can't have sex

>>214052345
Its true

Instinctually told my girlfriend to have sex when she jokingly called me a bastard and now she won't speak to me

My nigga made a hundred K then he left the trap
I made mills and you can still come and get a pack

>>214052327
disgusting. i hate gays.

>>214052372
this nigga got a nundo

im hoping for a shiny wooloo now because it looks sick

>>214052250
lets be honest. i wouldnt like hanging out with most of these people (theyre either too immature or too dumb)

i need to accept that to escape this place, /brit/, where my time is being wasted.

i need to prioritize my engagements instead of expecting someone here to help. you're so novel, what a good idea

this is NOT a pokemon

>>214052370
same. im also poo

>>214052366
abundance of options won't cure crippling social anxiety

Everyone go to bed now, in every timezone, then we can all be alert for Diego day

just remembered the time i called my female spanish teacher senorita because i thought it was formal

>>214052399
kill yourself

>My nigga made a hundred K then he left the trap
>I made mills and you can still come and get a pack

Sigmund Foid

>>214052415
Was she fit

>>214052362
the picture on the wall behind her on her wedding day killed it for me mate

>>214052415
I asked my teacher for her number and she turned me down :(

>>214052400
yes It Is !!

Missingno

Is Not
A Pocket Monster

though

>>214052400
is t a phony

Still alive in 2025 lads

>pokemon

kiddy hour on /brit/

any news from gaza Bradley posters?

it is a pocket monster!

>>214052415
>because i thought it was formal
it is

>>214052433
kill yourself

>>214052468
Nice

Shiting my adult diapers harder than an IDF solider in Kahn younis atm

>>214052487
still not voting for a nigger

test

>>214052487
tories lost the plot

Idi Amin set an example for the entire world to follow

bing bong
exsqueeze me

>>214052487
Mental how there is now a bigger chance of Badenoch being deported in the next five years than her becoming PM

>>214052520
nonce

This is my goal physique. Want to look like this and have a dainty arthoe gf with a pixie cut and armpit hair

Saw a woman earlier who looked exactly like Suella Braverman but white

Gaza’s Health Ministry has recorded two deaths “due to famine and malnutrition in the past 24 hours”, raising the total number of hunger-related deaths in the enclave over the course of Israel’s war on Gaza to 271, including 112 children.

irl hunger games leldpt4n

>>214052554
i creampied a girl last week but she's got the contraception

be right back got to watch these YouTube videos to close some tabs

>>214052556
Only attainable via roids

Love pinot grigio me

Spaffed four times today. Things are clearly out of hand

Will ye go lassie go

is this possible natty

>>214052591
whats that

>>214052613
No

>>214052605
Bent freak

>>214052581
very nice did you lick off any residual leftovers off her meat flaps after you pulled out

Is this how it is for farmers everywhere in the UK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byL4uN-7Lag

how do i get steroids

>>214052634
That's homophobia. Not tolerated in birt. Remember it is 2025 and we are all adults here. It's not 2015.

NEW

>>214052654
>>214052654
>>214052654

>>214052659
I'll reiterate
You're a bent freak

>>214052664
early

>>214052640
prefer not to say

>>214052125
Eric Weinstein taking the Riemanian curvature tensor on himself and discovering that his head was up his ass.

Go waddle with your semitic tail between your legs back to read-it / Cambridge.

>>214052645
yeah I wakeup in the morning and bagpipes start playing out of no where
they're a backing track to my entire life

places in the north ive been

>>214052671
no one cares minimod