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4chan has not been a sekrit klub since 2009 at the very latest

favorite beatles song?

every incelneet can escape incelneetdom

normalfags

King Gizzard and the Lizards is good idk why /mu/ makes fun of them

>>214056115 (OP)
The gif is a bit small, Goshy! Doesn't look good on my Desktop PC at least.

>>214056141
here comes the sun

>>214056141
I’m So Tired

https://youtu.be/7cqHtGb9WYM?si=zvcQrC1PZvdbzlP_

Normalfags are far happier than you will ever be

>>214056141
I only like Tomorrow Never Knows

>>214056141
She's So Heavy

>>214056141
Helter Skelter

>>214056141
Come Together

>>214056141
come together

beatles is unc type shi

>>214056168
normalfags have never done heroin though

I've had meltdowns in this general about girls not being into me so I can't really say I'm a normie i guess

>>214056158
>>214056185
>>214056186
boring ahhh picks

was having a great day until I opened /cum/ and saw normalcunts posting
really ruined my night

Why do fat women feel entitled hot muscular/thin men and fat men feel entitled to supermodel women?

>>214056141
Free as a bird

>>214056141
Drive My Car. I like the theme, has a cool swagger

The Beatles are mid, basic pop of their time.

No one is normal anymore, everyone's a freak one way or the other, except the Sentinelese

>>214056141
Eleanor Rigby

beatles just does nothing for me
rock from punk onwards is far more interesting

>>214056206
We're here literally every day, how is this one time in particular so upsetting?

most normies are mentally ill, if that's any consolation.

>>214056141
Lemon Tree

go to wizardchan if you want to talk to nonnormalfags
you won't though because you want attention

>>214056217
I LOVE THE OH SEES

>>214056205
I dont care about them so im not going to try to make an original pick

>>214056154
Their only albums I listened two are the metal one and the one everyone knows

>>214056224
fuck off retarded normalcunt
your presence is not desired

Rolling Stones > Beatles

>>214056212
I'd say swiss people are pretty normal
the milquetoast neutral country

>>214056154
didn't know who they were until I saw them live here this year at the amphitheater

I enjoyed the concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W9RW5ASYU

>>214056211
Factually incorrect, they were groundbreaking. Basic 60s pop would be like this
https://youtu.be/j3plj_Xplus?si=7VE6I41sIyxKfHfB

>>214056243
Umm sweaty this is a very Eurocentric POV

>>214056217
you can like everything post-punk and still enjoy the beatles you stuck up cunt

I have the invertation that you sent me

why wasn't i born a romansh mountain man

>>214056239
horrid take
the stones have like 3 good songs, the beatles have dozens

>>214056141
either Flying or I'll follow the sun

What would your reaction be if you won the lottery?

>>214056260
why does that make me stuck up?
I still enjoy mainstream punk like the clash

>>214056282
I'd ask "where's my cut?"

>>214056282
Throw it in the trash
I'm stone cold

>>214056282
>Epic, I don't have to work any more for the rest of my life

>>214056282
the children of gaza will be fed

>>214056267
absolute brainlet take. Lemme guess, you only listen to them on the radio

>>214056282
I would probably pass out and then immediately start looking for a house upon regaining consciousness

>>214056210
back in the ussr is pretty good too

>>214056299
I've tried sitting through their albums and I can't, way too much filler and blues and country garbage

>>214056297
fed to smithereens

>>214056282
make a list of everyone i've wronged and correct each mistake

>>214056282
I would gift you guys 4chan passes.

>>214056239
70's stones are peak

>>214056310
makes no sense

>>214056308
>blues and country garbage

>>214056282
pay my ex gf 100k to talk to me again

this is legally considered a pistol, not a rifle

you are legally considered gay, not heterosexual

>>214056338
too real

>>214056330
>post brian stones
>peak

>>214056346
whimsical gun

>>214056346
all things as they should be

>>214056346
i mean it is pistol grip

>>214056282
YIPPIE i cant wait till the IRS taxes most of my winnings!

the guy who uses the enough meme is an unc ass boomer who got mad when I said mario kart wii is trash

>>214056368
You’d still get millions if you won the powerball

>>214056141
Savoy Truffle

>>214056141
Don’t Let Me Down

>>214056372
My pussy is jewcy

>>214056368
>>214056376
you take all the money, don't pay taxes, and leave America forever.

if you have hundreds of millions of dollars there's literally no reason to continue living in America.

I'm allowed to drive the speed limit in the left lane on the highway

>>214056372
I agree with him you are wrong and also very gay

>>214056372
Nintendo games suck

>>214056372
fr fr doebeit like that trueeeeee :skull: :skull: :skull: :thinking:

>>214056395
i'm allowed to ram you off the road

>>214056372
maybe you should git gud instead of placing 12th every race and calling it a bad game

for me, it's the Kamov Ka-26

>>214056413
>t. funky kong flame runner metafag with 9000 hours

mario kart is like smash
you cannot be taken seriously as a person if you play it anytime besides drunk with friends

>>214056419
despicable me lookin ass

>>214056376
which also get taxed once you spend it

Walkable Cities

>>214056426
nah
>>214056431
mario kart DS was a highly contested tourney among the boys back in the 00's. DS download play was KINO

HE’S A REAL NOWHERE MAN (me)
SITTING IN HIS NOWHERE LAND (literally me)
MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY (i do this)

>>214056454
>2:47 peach gardens
aw hell NAH

>>214056444
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Made chicken case-ideas again, it is getting dark outside.

>>214056444
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214056455
>MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY
this is me

Walkable BBC

All cities are walkable if you have legs

>>214056460
post your time then, buttmunch

when people drive in front of me
>not 1 MPH over the speed limit
>break fast
>accelerate slow
>don't use turn signals
when people drive behind me
>however much I'm going over the speed limit, it's not fast enough
>tailgate relentlessly until they can cut off
>don't use turn signals
>>214056444
we need TUBES

>>214056469
i've never had mexican food, is it good?

>>214056472
these kinds of people used to live in cities and were pushed out by the prospect of having to live around niggers who in the 70s began raping elderly grandmas in their homes at 6pm on a tuesday.
in other words their opposition to walkable cities and preference for suburbs is secretly very superficial

>>214056469
>go back to sleep
cringe I will kill myself before I hit 30

>bulgarians have never had tacos or posole
sad!

hittable griddys

>>214056444
Digable Planets

Drivable malls

>>214056490
I don't play wii slop

brooooo u tellin me you never had overboiled beans and fried meat with seasoned rice? no mame weeeeey

Drive a stake through my heart

>>214056506
it is what it is

Her penis is a warm gun

>>214056496
Yes
Make your own, it’s super easy to take and mostly ingredients that are available to you
Only thing is tomatillos are NOT green tomatoes and cilantro is called coriander in English outside of the US

I've not seen a single bug in my home besides flies/gnats/mosquitos since I moved in over a year ago

>>214056520
do you consider yuorself bulgar turkic or thracian

>>214056517
>I cant place higher than 10th
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214056528
LOL

this is the future that awaits you

>>214056503
Say what you will about Mexicans at least they rape at normal hours

>>214056543
how would it react if i called it a nigger

How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?
>>214056543
Literally me

>>214056543
impotent soyrage

>>214056543
me when my alarm goes off in the morning

Grok says there's an 85% chance I will be a lifelong virgin

>>214056532
It wont be the same probably, although I am a good cook.
>>214056539
I'm half greek/bulgarian

might have a little goon

>>214056552
they took its ears; it has no need to hear, only to suffer.

@gork i have micropenis, obese, small balls, lazy, bulimic, bad breath, bald spot how much chance i'm forever alone

>>214056567
I've already been a lifelong virgin
cannot take much more

I don't believe in therapy but I wish I had someone to talk about my dreams with. I had the most traumatic dream ever last night.

>>214056575
go big or go home
edge for 5 hours minimum

>>214056585
You can tell us

>>214056578
only two of these are things that would take more than 2 minutes to fix. also only two of those things would actually affect your ability to get a partner with even minimal effort

>>214056575
I can’t give an exact percentage because human relationships are too complex and individual to boil down to a number. Factors like your efforts, mindset, and opportunities play a huge role, and those aren’t quantifiable without specific data. But if I had to give a rough estimate based on general human experience: even with the challenges you describe, your chance of being “forever alone” is likely less than 10%. Most people find connection—romantic or platonic—with time and effort, regardless of their starting point. Focus on small steps to improve your health and confidence, and the odds shift even more in your favor. Want help with a specific step to get started?

>>214056596
normies can't even understand incel misery and you expect a robot to?
grim

im back

I'm playing age of mythology right now

Nobody noticed you were away.

>>214056594
the micropenis is the only problem and all it means is you're stuck marrying an asian which some people prefer anyway

i dont know if i wanna play cyberpunk or dying light

>>214056626
not only that but it’s like exacerbated by the obesity. fixing that, depending on how obese, could give him an easy 3+ inches

You're a disgrace

>>214056556
loool

>12,000 dead children in Gaza
Uhhh that's genocide, right?

Stop talking about that

imagine waking up to an alarm clock

You just care about Gaza because you hate Jews.

I need some p00n

>>214056650
Nobody will admit it here because antisemitism is in vogue for some fucking reason

>>214056649
I dont have to

Good thing everyone stopped questioning the Epstein files and we're onto important things like a Cracker Barrel logo and some trifles in the mid east.

I wake up to the sounds of my parents arguing over which one is to blame over me

beer in bed

lets stop talking about the mid east and talk about the Midwest

why the fuck did they let a tranny sing Angel of Death

>>214056666
yeah but they'll be impressed with them digies

>>214056650
its just a coincidence

>>214056674
what happens there

>>214056362
are you being facetious?

>>214056141
I’m not a big Beatles fan, but probably Helter Skelter

Women just seem like an absolute nightmare
You can just blow your load and never deal with them at all

>>214056666
not bad for a disappointment of a son

>>214056701
daughter

>>214056683
Perhaps it's the result of an anxiety

new things should just stop happening actually

>>214056700
it only sucks cause i blow my load in them and then become attached to them and wanna kill myself when they leave me

>>214056700
For me, its prostitutes

>>214056666
I would be arguing too if my son was the antichrist

>>214056712
you should normiecunt

>>214056710
This would be so based
There's a reason the Chinese have the insult "May you live in interesting times"

>>214056695
certified hood classic

>>214056700
not all of them

>>214056688
yes

i could be butt ass naked and none of you could do anything about it

>>214056706
jason...

>>214056738
me too

>>214056731
fuck off normiecunt

>>214056707
how so?

>>214056731
yes literally all of them

>>214056731
>>214056707
>>214056710
>>214056650
>>214056575
What is your favorite thing about America

>>214056754
freedom of speech

>>214056744
no

>>214056744
>>214056751
LMAO
M
A
O

>>214056706
no wonder the fight about you

>>214056650
but i hate jews and don't care about gaza, how'll you figger that one sherlock

The balding spot on the crown of my head is huge now
I didn't even notice it until like 6 months ago

>>214056765
kidding

fucking love Blondie

can't even enjoy /cum/ anymore without normalcunts constantly bringing up having sex and women
really lovely how fucking reddit tier this place has become

>>214056783
Okay you can leave then

>>214056783
leave autistic freak

>>214056754
guns and free speech

>>214056767
Same. I hate jews and muzzies and hope they'll kill each other.

i had sex with your mother yesterday

>>214056747
Bubba Zanetti was a marauding barbarian who was referring to the anxiety of civilized living, though the IDF and the Israeli gov haven't completely let go of their humanity, unlike him.

>>214056788
>>214056790
>>214056792
absolutely BODIED that FREAK

>>214056783
Reddit is full of freaks talking about their troonfriend’s polycule albeit

stop being a slave to pussy and just kill yourself before your divorce happens

>>214056650
No truer words

>>214056788
>>214056790
good call actually, 9 years of /cum/ is too many
wish all normalfags a slow and painful death

My dad became obsessed with ChatGPT and talks to it several hours a day

>>214056783
This post made normalnogs howl and screech in immense anger

The fall of rome, whatever happened there

>>214056824
ooh ooh ah ah

>>214056800
>though the IDF and the Israeli gov haven't completely let go of their humanity
i dont agree, the only thing that is stopping them is the fear of losing complete international support

>>214056820
>Channing Creager posts to /cum/
Okay this is epic

the fall of what? the fall of Nome? what happened in Alaska?

>>214056783
I had sex only once in my life so I feel an affinity with both the normalfags and the robots that post here

>>214056820
new political compass

>>214056843
There are alien abductions there, according to the documentary "The Fourth Kind"

>>214056826
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ROME THAT IS SO BORING THAT IS SO WEIRD HEY DID YOU HEAR CRACKER BARREL CHANGED THEIR LOGO WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT??

you don't see zoomers eating hot dogs. hot dogs are boomer food.

>>214056826
Laziness. Rome became fat and happy

>>214056851
why eat slop dogs when bratwurst and sausage exists

>>214056851
I eated like two hot dogs with mac and cheese two days ago dude

>>214056864
You EATED them?

>>214056851
what do zoomers eat?

>>214056826
well unlike our present situation the economic situation of Europe was in a constant depression between Augustus and Charlemagne. Historians believe that by the age of Constantine mostly only the salt trade remained, and this went on for 500 years. Keep that in mind the next time you hear doomers, muslims or jeet scammers talk of the fall of the West.

Isn't weird that Rome didn't really continue the philosophical tradition of Greece

>>214056754
old american landbarges

>>214056854
i hate him

Sometimes I fantasize about going deaf because I like silence and I tire of the inane bullshit I hear every day

>>214056864
saar...

The Fall of Gnome

>>214056873
and this also

>>214056868
zoloft, xanax, and penis

>>214056826
well that depends on what you attribute it to, because there were a LOT of issues that premediated the collapse. The barbarian sack of rome in 478 is obviously the catalyst but the actual title of emperor and the absolute shitshow that was the "year of 5 emperors" plus the whole palace guards scandal really helped to weaken the bureacracy and stability of the empire

>>214056868
takis, crumbl cookie, pizza (dipped in ranch)

>>214056897
I eat pussy

>>214056872
Depends on the tradition you are talking about. Neoplatonism as expounded by Romans had a direct influence on Christian theology

A-ree-veh-dat-chee

Getting very sleeping

>>214056845
>be normiecunt
>be retarded
how typical

>>214056901
based

Nintendocaprisun is still uploading?

>>214056909
I thought you left?
Why are you here if the people here make you so angry?

It could when Julius Caesar was killed it was destined to fall because eventually children of emperors start fighting over territory and destroy the empire. Many such cases

>>214056876
Being alone with my own thoughts sound like torture

>>214056836
there's just nothing left for them to do.
they're sitting around bulldozing houses.
they're not going to genocide 2 million people or forcibly relocate them
they're not going to defeat hamas because hamas is just gazans holding guns.
they've already killed every single hamas commander who actually planned stuff and developed strategy, just look on wikipedia they're all dead

i suspect the only reason it's still going is as an ace card for the trump presidency. at some opportune moment, trump will announce that he ended the war and his approval rating will skyrocket, it'll be netanyahu returning the favor for bombing iran

btw anyone notice iran has been radio silent, talk about a fucking paper tiger i cannot believe obama thought we needed to kowtow to those fatass mullahs

i eat bussy

>>214056901
Enjoy your throat cancer

>>214056868
i eat 40 mg vyvanse and then two gallons of water everyday

>>214056918
impossible, because augustus followed him and thats considered the peak of the empire

How fast can you type? Have you mastered the home row?

>>214056910
That and and 69 and facesitting are my favorite sex maneuvers. I would not be sexually compatible with a woman who doesn't like to get eaten out (they exist)

>>214056876
I use noise cancelling earbuds to simulate this effect

>>214056854
Midwit answer tbf

I would not be sexually compatible with any woman because no woman finds me sexually attractive

by the time of the fall of rome it was estimated that there were 6,000 actual romans left, none of whom were patrician. and the patricians were a different race from the rest of rome, they got latin from the latin peoples.

WASPs, take note and start having babies you fucking retards

>>214056931
I said destined, not falling immediately

Getting sex is easy as fuck these days
>hiking
>meet a gir
>end up banging her in the bushes

>>214056851
zoomers would rather just suck on a trap's penis

>>214056917
felt a retarded disturbance in the force and knew you made another post
had to remind you that you're fucking stupid and that a failed normie is still a normie

>>214056909
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 27, man
you're probably younger than me, you still have plenty of time to catch up

I have deafening tinnitus.

>>214056920
if they had support and it was 1950 they would have killed everyone

gaza looks like a wasteland, its absolutely grim

>>214056872
the Romans were like if Sparta got to conquer the Mediterranean, they were bellicose, intellectually vapid and stern. One of the causes for the fall of Rome was that they all slaughtered each other in civil war so that by the 370s there was no one left to guard the border but your friendly next door German. Valentinian died of a burst blood vessel for shouting at barbarians who had looted Roman towns so hard in 375, and that was pretty much it for Rome.

>>214056950
>by the time of the fall of rome it was estimated that there were 6,000 actual romans left
according to who, retard?

I’m officially diabetic

>>214056958
I'm a different anon

>>214056952
you forgot the part where you obtained her consent

>>214056972
Post stats

>>214056918
>>214056931
yeah caesar was clement after coming to power. he forgave his enemies, didn't seek retribution or hunt down dissidents.

augustus learned from that mistake and was not clement, eradicated all his enemies and filled the upper echelons with loyalists.

just like trump 45 vs. 47 :3

>>214056959
I'm almost 30 and I'm going to hire an escort then kill myself if I reach that point

actually leaving now, fuck all normalcunts you've ruined yet another site and I wish you all misery and destitution

>>214056934
>(they exist)
you hold em down and force eat their pussy

>>214056934
I have heard that giving a woman oral sex makes it easier for them to achieve an orgasm from penetration.

>>214056980
Hahaha
Gir and Invader Zim are so epic and RANDOM, amirite?
Bacon and waffles!

>>214056963
im sorry bro, i'm so afraid of developing it

ummmmmmmm

>>214056971
nick talked about it

>>214056985
You have serious problems, and are projecting your anger at yourself outwards to others.

>>214056994
haha totally epicsauce my dude

I hate being Floridian

and you must be going you're a Slav what do you know about Rome. Most of the major settlements in my countries still bear names similar to what they were in the Roman era and I'm like 1/3 Roman genetically!

>>214057009
I cured my arrhythmia with keto

>>214056939
Your betters are midwits. Don't overanalyze things

>>214056980
love this little gremlin

>>214057016
i wish i was a floridian

>>214056964
>f they had support and it was 1950 they would have killed everyone
? what do you mean

in 1950 they had no american or western support. the british armed and trained and led the arabs. all they had was some soviet equipment funneled in by the Czechs, since stalin wanted to rid the middle east of british influence.

they essentially lost in 1950, or it was at least stalemate. the arabs controlled jerusalem at the end of the war.

since you're all apple fanatics anyone know how the airpods generation 2 ear detection thing works? i got one and it keeps disconnecting so i want to block this ear detection shit because i think it's the problem

>>214057050
I am a Samsung user

*country
that awful right-wing person, was it Houston Chamberlain or Spengler, predicted 200 years of caesarism in America before its' fall. But you know what? I think politics is the refuse of the economy. There is a chance for the US and all of us to escape collapse through overwhelming technological innovation.

>>214057059
stfu

My dad has watched hundreds, perhaps thousands of episodes of family sitcoms over six decades of his life. Watched many other shows like Star Trek, the Andy Griffith Show, family dramas, family films, and much more. Just thousands and thousands of hours of programming.

Most always any of this programming has a message of how people should communicate more, be more open minded, tolerant, or work for the greater good. How husbands and wives should work together and listen more closely to each other or put themselves in the other's place. Many, many morality tales of science fiction shows and family dramas.

What has he learned from all of this? Absolutely nothing. He's still just a dumb oaf asshole. Literally all of it flew right over his head. He sat there for ten thousand hours, decades of his life and thought "none of that applies to me".

>>214057044
>? what do you mean
I mean if it wasn't for the internet and videos being posted every day of children they would have wiped at least half of them. That's my main point.

personally, I find the collapse of the french revolution(and later empire) funnier than the fall of rom

>>214057054
that's the problem, i have an android and you can't turn that shit off in software because it only exists in apple products

>>214057009
i remember these things, i thought they got rid of them because kids would get their legs stuck in them

New


>>214057069

>>214057065
no, fuck you, buddy, that was a good post!

I'm spiritually short and bald and fat

>>214057067
my dad watched sopranos and started acting like tony soprano, it was quite awful

>>214057089
Hahaha, gabagool!

>>214057089
LOL
How exactly?

>>214057054
basado

>>214057067
He has seen near every episode of each of these shows

>Roseanne
>The Conners
>Young Sheldon
>The Big Bang Theory
>Ghosts
>Friends
>Gunsmoke
>Bonanza
>All John Wayne Films
>Most every other notable western film
>A large amount of MCU content
>The Neighborhood
>Penn and Teller Fool Us
>Happy Days
>That 70s Show
>The Flintstones
>How I Met Your Mother
>America's Got Talent
>Star Trek TOS + TNG + all films + a good measure of everything else Trek related
>Basically every 90s blockbuster or beloved family film like Forest Gump
>All 90s family sitcoms like Family Matters, Step By Step, Boy Meets World, The Cosby's, etc, etc.
>Assuming most all 70s and 80s sitcoms as well, his viewership is deep across decades, at least five hours a day often much more
>more and more and more too much to begin to list here

Learned absolutely nothing from any of it. Just a dumb, hard to deal with asshole still in most any regard of his life.

>>214057184
>>Most every other notable western film
based

>>214057217
lmao fags are so weird

>>214057067
>>214057184
has he watched Lost in Space though

>>214057105
stabbing at his food without eating it, breathing heavily through his nose, having family "sit downs", saying shit like those who want respect, earn respect

>>214057229
Most likely seen the great majority of episodes since it was shown in re-runs in the 1970s.

>>214057068
those videos do nothing to stop them because they don't just run up to kids and gun them down, they drop bombs and don't care if anyone gets inadvertently hit. and they've continued to do so to this day with impunity
they bombed a tent encampment yesterday

>>214057271
absolutely based

>>214057089
My dad says he will not watch The Sopranos because he does not care for the cursing in it, but it's actually because he doesn't care to follow shows with a serialized story that do not feature attractive women in the main cast. Put another way: he will only give his attention to a heavily serialized show if it has some hot chicks in it as the main characters. Star Trek is only partially serialized, so it gets a pass.

thought about having a meat, green vegetable and water only diet, but scared because meat costs a lot