Thread 214058645

panemeria tenebrata

zippy chippy

I'm starting mafia of Rorkes we will steal from the pozzed and give to the chuddy

>>214058693
Imagine if she just walked into your smelly incel den right now looking like that corrrr

Gingernonce has moved on to posting post-pubescent birds and im all here for it

>>214058762
its time to work, not play

which is the fire bird horse
whats she called

is most of america retarded?

Having to go into my afternoon shift at my second job. So tired from my first job. Pootoil never ends. I’m so very tired. Pray for me yall

hmm

which is the fire bird horse one

>>214058858
the only thing i have in common with women is how much we both love rape

>>214058858
This woman is a literal unironic pedophile and deserves to be locked in prison for many, many years.

Who would direct your life if it were a movie

>>214058929
nah, would be pretty biased towards myself

>>214058851
sending you happy thoughts. stick w/ it and whenever you get down think of your long term goals and how youre working toward them, good luck.

I post here for the first time in awhile and suddenly my X timeline is flooded with both right wing british boomers and left wing british culture warriors

>>214058929
cronenberg

why do you support the "m2 katy getting fucked by black people" posts

>>214058946
:)

4:54pm on a friday and I'm rewatching my favourite video of an asian girl kissing a mirror

OK fine ill go shwank my soggy dick again

>>214058965
She could completely engorge a diminutive fella like me

I cant wank my dick hurts and I constantly need to piss a little bit

>>214058848
I say pee-can as does everyone ive ever met
T. West coast

>>214059006
So mad my pootoil droppings keep slime like you fed and warm

>>214059034
have you considered that's stupid?

>>214059039
Go to bed unc it’s like 6am there

>>214059037
i'm not on the dole

>>214059065
why would i go to bed i've just woken up

bank holiday weekend on the cards

>>214058693
Jenna did it better

>>214059106
What the adrenochrome?

Walking around with a pocket full of poo

>>214059106
uruha suzumiya did it better

What the Adrenochrome?

why do they look at you like that when they relax fully into the bath

>>214059168
YOU FUCKER! YOU WERE WORKING FOR THE FBI ALL ALONG!

>>214058848
>>214059034
nope
I say pick ahn and I'm from l.a.

wow didnt even think about how she is so small that it would be like that
aaa I need to fuck her

>>214058848
>connecticut
>pee-can
too cute

Having really really rancid farts like the worst ever. Full pound of sosij for lunch may not have been the best idea

>>214059225
Alri Emma

Love putting me finger on the skin between my willy and my leg then giving it a whiff.

wonder how long it would take me to understand a language just by watching media in said language

when are the good posters coming back

>>214059315
right now

Don’t go to an art museum when you have diarrhea, lest you splatter brown chunks all over a priceless Rembrandt.

>i feel
>thank you! so much for saying this
>clap clap clap clap clap
>this is so important

>>214059343
Iron-brained fenian runt. Go away.

>>214059343
>as a..
>from a [insert whatever] perspective
>we need to have a conversation about…
sick to bastard death of it

Chemistry is so mental. Really wish i had the mind for it id be like walter white

>>214059481
The study of change

Ok VR porn, that's the end of that. Never again.

orfevre sex

lavender incense orange blossom candle saltwater breeze and summer daze perfumes dragonfruit vitamin water
and the atomic cherry lip balm

>>214059306
I've been watching JAV for like a decade now and I can only understand a handful of words

she was bludgeoned with a golf club

>>214059575
did he yell "FORE" before he did it?

>>214059586
Filename is my frustratingly horny screams

>>214059575
You need to be bludgeoned with a golf club. Pedo freak.

Jennifer and Fotis were in the midst of a contentious divorce and child-custody proceedings.[4] Police believe Fotis lay in wait for Jennifer, attacking her when she returned home after dropping her children off at school. In the evening, he and Troconis drove to Hartford to dispose of garbage bags containing items with Jennifer's blood on them. Police further allege that Mawhinney conspired with Fotis and Troconis.

>>214059586
>tattoos
no thanks

Mousey should come to America and cook meth in my garage and shed. I'll be his man on the street. He can keep 75% of the profits and sleep on the couch.

>>214059586
looks like a bloke

>>214059452
What am I looking at? Is he pooping?

um what's with the nonceposting

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

gap kids girls fitting rooms 24 hour challenge

>>214059699
um

>>214059692
Genuinely man why do you do this

>>214059692
Looks like a man in this photograph

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o

just remove us from the fucking search results if you don't want kiddos "accidentally" finding 4chan

reckon ofcom lets us stay as we are all pro israel in here

Havent shat in four days feeling extremely afraid

roar

>>214059745
>Trash
Sending Emma this, youre done

>>214059745
reckon hes put on a few pounds since 2017. by now hes at least 350 + pounds

>>214059749
he pleaded guilty same as some of the other people who were convicted for nonsense charges like this. should have fought it

>>214059745
spent 8 years of your one and only chance at life posting anonymously about eating poo award

>>214059745
>that hand
shouldve stopped watching anime years ago

>>214059809
grim indeed

did a pinky swear with a girl at toil the other day and it was the most skin-on-skin contact with a female I've had in years

>>214059825
At least I don’t obsess over murdered children like you.

Normies think it's good and funny when horrible murderers, rapists or child abusers go to jail and get raped in prison but they would freak out if we just sentenced criminals to be raped as their legal punishment, cutting out the middleman. The same action would occur, but somehow it's nicer if some feral criminal takes the raping into his own hands than if society collectively decides this rape is duly chosen as a righteous punishment. Removing responsibility.

>>214059864
Think alot about rape do you?

>>214059864
you think about this stuff a lot?

>>214059837
a sad pitiful creature you. but you don't have my pity

>>214059837
I have a woman who let's me touch her everyday
No she isnt related to me

autumnbros we are so back

>>214059888
>>214059900
oh look reply friends! you two should kiss and have sex with each other's hairy arseholes

>>214059850
seek help

Thinking about the settlers of Jamestown. Those people thought of themselves as English but were the beginnings of what would become America. Literally our own Hengist and Horsa.

>>214059944
no one knows what any of these words mean

>>214059944
Just religious fanatics they were

I'm irish

>>214059974
Im of German and Scandinavian descent

>>214059956
Wrong, that was the pilgrims of Plymouth Rock up in Massachusetts, fleeing persecution because of their whack-a-doodle Puritanism. The Virginia settlers were just that, settlers and colonists.

The Azores seem really cool. Wonder if they've gone woke

im a pure blooded anglo

People think I’m jewish or greek or something

>Gibraltar has monke
no fucking way

yeeee...das rite...das fo slavery bix nood walmart fatty

stuffing a live chicken up my ass

Not into porn but these are really nice tits desu

a cronem sounds like a delicious dessert like a cronut.

alternatively cronut also sounds like a black man bukake

>>214059586
need a gf with big tits and a man face

Right, well that’s an Oriental lass’s bare breasts now isn’t it.

yank posters arent that bad tbqh

for me it's tasteful A cups on thin adult women

>>214059837
She used antibac after

>>214060114
lovely nipples

>>214060135
>thin adult women
wont get that in america LOL

>>214060084
Nasty little immigrants, Barbary Macaques - proto boat people, the first cronems

>>214060138
true, we suffer
>>214060146
pretty sure im the one who took this screenshot

fit (if legal age)
dont trust those trousers tho anon
brb I am going to explode from hunger somehow!

>>214060164
toby :)

onda me sleng teng
me onda me sleng teng

>>214060131
>>214060162
ty for that

>>214060138
Odds on your mums a fat cow

orfevre assets lick

>>214060164
!!

Snake oil as a remedy is not a sham whatsoever.
An American rattlesnake was sampled instead of a chinese water snake. A great source of EPAs, omega-3 fatty acids and generally many anti-inflammatory properties. The american rattlesnake was not even an issue so much as the fact that "snake oil" contained no snake oil.

>>214060179
nasty little boy

so fucking cold and so fucking dark

who is the fire bird horse

>>214060180
Stop posting.

nahh imagine i was getting backshots rn…

Let pride which she calls plainness marry her

bradley posting was common on facebook when i first started using it in like 2012
was quite shocked when i came to /brit/ around 4-5 years ago and i saw lads bradley posting, was like stepping in a time machine

>>214060188
Sorry bro just banter x

>>214060191
clocks go back in 6 weeks

everyones a threat when youre bottom of the food chain and retarded

>>214060226
stfu nigga

Some peng tings here but i deleted the apps because i'm an ugly boring beast

be right back gonna go spit in Canadas mouth then go get food and drink (energy drink and a pack of cookies). ill let you know how the second half goes

never used facebook me. probably should have

I’m a compulsive liar I lie everyday to everyone. I lie so much sometimes I have to write them down so I don’t forget

Once in uni a lad in our social circle found out I had a gf and in an incredulous tone said he thought I was a virgin - I said "We can't all be lucky enough to have our uncles fuck us" & apparently I was the bad guy in this scenario

Timothy raising a kerfuffle. We ain't allowed grime at the school dance no more.

That's alright lads we'll keep it on the downlow.

>>214060206
>>214060236
these posts are both made by the same person
post made and then queued at 30 seconds

got my report finger ready

>>214060084
used to be lions in greece

>>214060238
Mid. Latinas are the best

>>214060255
How do we know your’re not lying about that

^_____^

>>214060286
You don’t

anyone who calls it uni should have sandpaper taken to their bollocks

They call my boy "Shepard tone" the way he just perpetually sound like he's going somewhere

>>214060347
Everyone but you then

Good mornin', bitch I ain't layin' in this mornin'
My phone's ringing, can't you hear that money callin'?
Ain't no half steppin' bitch, I'm all in, said I'm all in

Has anyone done a 11 hour flight in economy here? How hard was it

supporting the Australian music industry by listening to silverchair

>California parole board denies release of Erik Menendez
it's over

Moisturiser? Applied. Sunscreen? Slathered. Roll on? Smeared. Butt plug? Popped.

the british accent is dying
i hear the beginnings of it
in a hundred years whatever's left of you will talk like yanks

>>214060413
ok

>>214060413
better at what?

looks like something from the league of gentlemen fucking hideous deviant freak

>>214060395
Legit everyone I meet my age sounds nothing like me. I have a strong Estuary accent, and in school I got called posh boy by middle class kids, whereas I grew up in a council house

goodnight

genuinely never heard of the movie chasing amy. they made that up

on the new earl sweathshirt album “live laugh love”

>>214060395
What is the “British accent”?

I like the cat

Incel nightwalk is most certainly on the cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>>214060454
there's something unsettling about the ones who do it later as part of slippery slope when all their life they've been confidently telling everyone they just love theatre

noticed I've got a few grey chest hairs now. that's a bit grim.

>>214060506
he hates white people

>>214060508
it's like an Australian accent, but more American

A lawyer representing the online message board 4chan says it won't pay a proposed fine by the UK's media regulator as it enforces the Online Safety Act.
According to Preston Byrne, managing partner of law firm Byrne & Storm, Ofcom has provisionally decided to impose a £20,000 fine "with daily penalties thereafter" for as long as the site fails to comply with its request.
"Ofcom's notices create no legal obligations in the United States," he told the BBC, adding he believed the regulator's investigation was part of an "illegal campaign of harassment" against US tech firms.
Ofcom has declined to comment while its investigation continues.
"4chan has broken no laws in the United States - my client will not pay any penalty," Mr Byrne said.
Ofcom began investigating 4chan over whether it was complying with its obligations under the UK's Online Safety Act.
Then in August, it said it had issued 4chan with "a provisional notice of contravention" for failing to comply with two requests for information.
Ofcom said its investigation would examine whether the message board was complying with the act, including requirements to protect its users from illegal content.
4chan has often been at the heart of online controversies in its 22 years, including misogynistic campaigns and conspiracy theories.
Users are anonymous, which can often lead to extreme content being posted.
'First Amendment rights'

In a statement posted on X, law firms Byrne & Storm and Coleman Law said 4chan was a US company incorporated in the US, and therefore protected against the UK law.
"American businesses do not surrender their First Amendment rights because a foreign bureaucrat sends them an email," they wrote.
"Under settled principles of US law, American courts will not enforce foreign penal fines or censorship codes.
"If necessary, we will seek appropriate relief in US federal court to confirm these principles."

lmao

>>214060552
Never heard of this before

>>214060533
when i was young people would look at me like i was crazy for suggesting eddie izzard was gay. no no dont be so judgemental he just likes wearing womens clothes and its mostly a performance

WELL WHO'S THE RETARD NOW YOU DUMB BITCH

>>214060549
and i the opposite, reckon that’s why i like him

yeah anyone that calls it the "internet" should be killed right now

>>214060580
instead of 'her majesty's charter'?

did you knwo that if you give a horse girl your phone to order KFC she will either tap everywhere on the screen or order 1000 dino nuggies

>>214060555
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

shell go is late

https://news.sky.com/story/government-struggling-to-reduce-migrant-hotel-use-as-asylum-claims-hit-record-level-13415697

any zeros across the board chads in

>>214060555
fucking good on 4chan desu
trying to impose their hellish uk police state and FINE private businesses elsewhere in the world is absolutely INSANE
just more mind blowingly nuts the more you think about it
every single company should’ve done this fuck the ones who bowed to them

>>214060616
hopefully he killed himself so that society doesnt hae to put up with 60 IQ retards

>Russian band called Kino
>makes Kino music
Who writes this shit?

Happy Diego Day!!!!

marriage horse

marriage the horse special week nice assets

Apparently Americans spell grey as “gray”. News to me, I don’t think I’ve ever seen it spelled that way.

>>214060627
haven’t your cunt, ours too tbf, done nothing but importing 60 iq retards?

Thoughts on the Nordic Resistance Movement, Swedelad?

wish we would deport seaside mark and the like. the country would actually benefit if he was sent to uganguwonguadu by boat tomorrow

how are we wasting the bank hollibobs

>>214059071
Good video that, love me hapa slags

Albana is no longer muslim majority allegedly

The "UK" needs to die this blanket term of british needs to die too, it's english, scottish, welsh or irish

>>214060713
nordiska motstånds rörelsen, nmr,* is sort of a half-assed attempt at something edgy, filled with “germanic as fuck” autist and pseudo-nazis
they’ve become the butt of the joke instead in mainstream culture

>>214060756
factos, browns won't like this one bit

>>214060756
Facts nigga

genuinely do wonder where the parasite goes when he goes quiet like this. probably in his house plotting some things

>>214060776
they also think those terms apply to them though

>>214060756
british was the original globalist. westminster was the original world economic forum

/int/ says europeans are godless, but a lot of their countries have "christian democrat" political parties
what's up with that

>>214060756
England needs to go independent

>>214059837
haha and here’s me getting rimmed every night by my gf

>>214060756
Nothing wrong with British as long as it refers to the the natives of the British Isles

Love Decathlon
It's a model for how all shops should be run
Reasonably priced, well made gear for all activities

got a meeting with sir kier at 8, anything you want me to tell him?

Oh when I'm at the creepy chair
Who will sit beside me there
Who will kiss me o'er again
The ranting dog, the daddy o't

f I give you one message to hold in your hearts today, it’s this: Never, ever give up. There will be times in your life you’ll want to quit, you’ll want to go home, you’ll want to go home perhaps to that wonderful mother that’s sitting back there watching you and say, “Mom, I can’t do it. I can’t do it.” Just never quit. Go back home and tell mom, dad, I can do it, I can do it. I will do it.

I think ILR should be extended to 10 years (despite my gf recently getting ILR and then citizenship)
Very much a 'pull the ladder up behind me' type thinker

reckon if I made putinbots my enemy I would probably get assassinated because of the I mean on account of me being the same as an army of people

>>214060863
A fab, a copy of Zoo and some pickled onion space raiders

>>214060855
yeah it really is good

I like that they have all the shoes out on the shelves in all sizes too so you don't need to ask a wagie for a specific size and then the wagie hovers over you while you try them on. Instead you can try them on at your leisure in peace.

>>214060855
yeah love me decathlon
their sports drink powders are brill too

>>214058693
Is that Kacy Anne Hill?

>>214060865
He's a great guy he really is

that last post is not how that song goes, I just wanted to write 'creepy chair'

yeanks be like
yeah my name is Colt Grey

>>214060863
a twister, a copy of Loaded and some tangy toms

hep cab fog
or
beg of chap
or
gyp chop

>>214060937
yanks be like
yeah my name is Chuck 'Chucky' Chuckson IV and I live in Washington Heights, Washington Township, Washington County (WA)

>>214060691
who does? it's always been grey as far as I'm aware

Never never never give up, anon!

yanks be like
poop

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Lady Victoria Hervey's musky tuppence

reminder to report Belgium flags posts

I think I gave up a long time ago.

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Aw shiet ah got poop on ma dink

>>214060989
gave up 8 years ago, but having a small resurgence now

>>214060969
It’s apparently something we do, except we don’t actually do it. Grey has always been spelled with an E. It’s a false Americanism in all honesty.

>>214060347
hc

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

mental how the only new, so-called "technology" we have received in the last 10-20 years have all been gaming or sports streaming (or advertising), GPU cards and AI that will take our jobs once the gaming has made us all retarded, and now government even owns bitcoin


i hope someone shoots up a school if Belgium flag doesnt fuck off

for me it's the lady from the adverts on the chase

might get thsi

Yank diego be like "how come?"

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>>214061000
>we're-so-back-o-metre flickering with a very faint glow

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>214061015
thumbnail looks like a pet xenomorph on her lap

>>214060975
>>214060991
>>214061004
kill yourself. your life serves no purpose
you are not welcome here. your posts are not welcome. you have no friends here

sup crodie

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

might do something that would have been traditionally quite normal and sensible but is perhaps considered a little unconventional in our strange and modern times

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214061016
you misheard, he was actually saying 'Hao, cum!' to the vietnamese manservant he's training

friday again

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

kum, quat, it's time for us to go

whats going on big guy?

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>214061097
Have anything to say or no?

>4chan will refuse to pay daily UK fines, its lawyer tells BBC

Based
Please don't give in to this retarded government

so we will press on with making the Belgium flag poster a problem for YOU, filterfags, and post his messages to your screen, on my flag

>>214060937
>>214060959
howdy y'all, name's Braxtyn MacClayson - I'm a Polish Irishman from Bawston

>>214061127
Holy based

Pretty sure Britain is one of the few first world countries without any kind of dog licence lol

Sir Fine Denier

>Northern Ireland receives approximately £15 of public spending for every £1 raised in local tax. That equates to a subsidy-heavy model where local revenue covers less than 10% of spending, with the overwhelming remainder funded by the UK Government.

What the actual fuck? Give it back to the Irish

>>214061121
okay? so ISPs will block 4chan

>first world
jej

Most of these far right resistance groups seem wholly unpragmatic. More about stroking their members desire to feel masculine and rebellious, than to lead a genuine revolution.
The IRA / Sinn Fein were a pragmatic force, and they achieved a fair bit.

Your move, Ofcom

Sir Find and Hide-Her

>>214061142
that is laugh out loud funny

>>214061161
yes lol why do you think the irish politicans dont want it

>>214061116
visited the UK last year. the vibes are off. the moment i stepped off the plane in heathrow the place was full of vaguely ominous "we're watching you" CCTV signs. then i got on the bus and every seat had a strange "please don't grope your fellow passengers" warning. finally i got to my destination and the hotel staff spoke to me like i was in harry potter re-enactment and kept calling me "sir" which i didn't like. i went to bed and then went to get breakfast at a buffet, grabbed a plate and started shoveling beans onto it but then an angry lunch lady came out of the back and grabbed the ladle from me and told me "i will serve you" angrily. something is fucked up there man i'm telling you

>>214061173
I scrumblechuntled

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#TheNationsNetwork

>>214061167
The IRA were funded and armed by foreign forces so that helps

>>214061165
this, people don't understand the internet is closing. you WILL exclusively use the 10 normie apps and nothing else.

>>214061184
I'm not going to read your ESL anecdote, but does this have to do with dogs?

>>214061026
Love this post

kill yourself. you know who

>>214061184
FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US

>>214061161
source?

>>214061219
it has everything to do with the god damn dogs

>>214061198
True that. & they had popular support.

>>214061227
chat gpt

>>214061222
I'm glad you enjoyed it mate.

>>214061247
>>214061247
>>214061247

might have mcds tonight

>>214061232
>& they had popular support.
No not really? They were supported by a minority during the Troubles
Anyway not sure why you're putting them on such a pedestal

>>214061184
>land in Helsinki from Tallinn
>reach immigration control
>office at my booth is a stony faced Ivan Drago looking mf
>"Why are you visiting Finland?"
>to go hiking and take a road trip
>"Where?"
>Porkkala, Liesjarvi, Porvoo, etc
>"Why?"
>sorry, what?
>"For what purpose?"
>to enjoy nature?
>"Are you planning on driving near the border?"
>which one
>scowls at me
>asks for car registration
>I dont have it yet
>scowls
>stamps my passport
All this in a perfectly monotone voice