Thread 214068469

>>214068469 (OP)
All shite

>>214068469 (OP)
the lads

never been to nandos me

On the grim alcoholic twattery toilberg

honestly might become a burichan theme truther, it's the tasteful man's yotsuba b
tomorrow ghouls need not reply

Making carnitas today anybody want me to blog about it or what

>>214068508
maaaaaaaaate

Spag bol

>>214068509
actually screaming what a funny typo

haha
brilliant

>>214068469 (OP)
it's the vegan mild for me :)

>>214068508
Been once. It was OK. Don't see why it's so hyped.

why are children (white boys in particular) so retarded lads

>>214068469 (OP)
just add chilli to regular mayonnaise no need for this woke shite

>>214068534
Do etheropians eat with their hands

>>214068546
emulsified seed oil

>>214068543
idgi

>>214068508
it’s sort of rubbish

Vegan mayo is just as good as regular mayo.
Obviously home made with eggs is better but for the jarred stuff there's no real difference in taste.

btw ofcom
homealoneeveryfridaynight aka diego aka spencer [x] is a collaborative art project conducted by artists from a diverse range of backgrounds and circumstance, for more information please check www.diegocord.com

>>214068482
what did they say >>214068500

now let's hear from rorke on how to save our high streets

bomb sirens in hornchurch and planes overhead lads???????????????

>>214068590
Normal mayo is like 80% oil so there probably isn't much difference

>>214068564
>worst since 2004
that's when I did my GCSEs and I don't remember anyone mentioning it. also I got an A

>>214068564
the british state has lost all legitimacy and needs to be completely dismantled

>>214068543
Cor this is on the same level as the dangerous cakes and interesting ties banter

>>214068615
foy

Dan, Dan with the AI spam

>>214068590
vegan mayo is ok but i can tell the difference. vegan mayo has a hint of a gluey taste which is unpleasant

so im gay

any spiritually sensitive people been feeling some aggressive energy from the world lately think something big is coming

>2004
>that's when I did my GCSEs

thoughts on starting your own business instead of toiling for someone else?

>>214068634
Check your jar of Hellman's mate you're in for a shock

im getting REALLY sick of you
MOVE NOW!

>>214068654
>>214068637
foy

>>214068543
You're not bullying the computer are you lad

>>214068564
so so so so so so grim

>>214068615
So is home made mayo. One egg yolk can emulsify a ridiculous amount of oil.

>>214068543
thats both of them sent rolling

anyone who eats condiments is smothering their perfectly edible food with ultra processed deviljuice

>>214068647
would like to but too autistic to do anything

>>214068649
all me

>>214068564
They're doing alright acrually, English isn't even the native language for half of them.

>>214068543
>Bartender
a new character in the extended rorkiverse? what's his gimmick?

>>214068665
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR 3!!!!

can hear the leaves blowing around on the ground

>>214068647
Yank rorkes (Yorkes) are fucked in the head

>>214068679
You eat pot noodles mate.

skittering around some freak's house, think he heard me

>>214068685
not ALL you. some were mousey

had some chips with truffle mayo with my steak yesterday. very peng. a side of snails too.

>>214068703
prageru is Jorkes not Yorkes

>>214068469 (OP)
what makes nandos so cheeky?

>>214068564
They spend all the money on the ethnic areas and some ethnics actually value education. White people look up to reality TV mongs.

>>214068685
Even this one?

>>214068706
i eat only the finest dishes

>>214068703
That's cause we kicked out all our turbo rorkes and they multiplied like crazy

your breath stinks like cat piss

utterly wild how many yankified freaks there are here
>mayo
>feds
>sidewalk
>pants
etc
DISGUSTING RUNTS

>>214068724
t. Gorke / Porke

Mad how are just spirits experiencing the physical plane and will return to the collective consciousness upon death x

>>214068672
This
Went off mayonnaise when I was training to be a chef because of how much oil we used.
Also when you make your own mayonnaise you realise just how shite every other mayonnaise is.

>>214068726
most immigrant communities in the uk value education more than non-wealthy british whites. the exception probably being carribbean blacks

>>214068747
hate this man for what he said about our woody. evil man

MOOOOVE NOOOOWW

>>214068731
...yh

>>214068569
>add chilli to mayonnaise
Want to be more fucking specific you fucking mongo.

>>214068564
covid lull still ongoing from this batch, it wil right instelf in the next few years

homemade is not that much better than hellmans

>>214068746
jesus wouldn’t care about someone calling mayonaise mayo mate

>>214068800
didn't say he would

>>214068799
Making it wrong then aren't you.

>>214068773
he was bang on the money about woody allen though
i hate him for what he said about french champagne, the cunt

>>214068469 (OP)
these are proper peng

>>214068787
need her

had the most shameful wank of my life this week
was in germany and was steaming and went to one of those sex kino cinemas
oddly enough it was surprisingly fucking gay, spent ages looking for straight porn but couldn’t find any
closest i got was a big titted tranny getting fucked so went at it with my willard since i’d paid my entrance fee
benders kept trying to enter my cabin even with the door locked and eventually worked myself to orgasm observing heavy breathing so a kraut was wanking along with me
was a particularly hot day and my arse made an audible sticky/sweaty noise as i got up off the vinyl bench after finishing
as i say i was steaming

>>214068693
radical centrist blairite lib dem enthusiast

>>214068772
Need to get Anglos looking up to their engineering and experimenting ancestors

>>214068816
nope

right well Rorke is finished, pic related

there has to be a scientific reason why the ponyes are so breedable

>>214068853
oh okay then

>>214068832
the white man marches on

>>214068860
er

>>214068747
mad how his last role was voice acting unicron

>>214068845
does he kick rasheed out of the bar for not drinking alcohol

have never EVER had a wank whilst drunk it has zero appeal to me don't think I even could

did anyone else's school make them do those IGCSE things that were way harder but supposedly were more well regarded (literally weren't)

>>214068899
nigga talking to himself

Mousey determined to get Deegs banned again

>>214068882
Rorke's dad is still fuming about this to this day

>>214068832
Why not just leave and have a wank in your clean and pleasant hotel room where you're not surrounded by poofs?

>>214068897
leftypol clapping in his Fiat 500

>>214068746
bet you say maybe instead of perhaps

>>214068897
That's Shazam, the local goat fucker

>>214068918
lool

need everyone who calls vegetables 'veggies' put into camps

>>214068918
mousey slew diego up the arse

>>214068897
Ahhh, British culture. :')

>>214068897
No different to you waddling down to that Lidl to buy some low-quality sausages

Struggling to lose weight despite eating a lot of veggies, might need to go to a 'fat camp' of some sort

>>214068918
nah this is the real diegsy
t. knower

>>214068932
Make sure they aren't touching as well

>>214068927
maybe perhaps

copealone still having a grudge against mousey for forcing him to post anonymously is funny as fuck

Kill all niggers

>>214068945
Is it different to me striding up to the butchers to buy some high quality meaty bones for my bone broth?

>>214068897
why's he chasing her

going to do a nice lunch poo

Watching Korean mannequins eat food

>>214068963
?

>>214068963
he had years to adopt a trip but never did probably because he's too stupid to remember the password

be honest am i a trim yn

Watching Pandas mate

niggas name is spencer

>>214068963
how so?

can feel the alcohol killing off my brain cells in real time

>>214069019
noiiiiiiice
love a medicine that works

nigga always talmbout that how so

INRI

Mousenonce is the greatest poster in /brit/ history and it's not even close
If he took his skills to somewhere like tiktok or twitter he could probably make a name for himself in normiedom

skibbly backrooms labubu manhunt POV

>>214069018
blog no

>>214069018
live by heavy metal die by heavy metal

Deegs be careful pal its not worth it

Actually feel so sick and hungover and I've got a 3.5 hour train coming up ffs

Intense headache above my left eye

dangerous webm to hover over

>>214069018
Mastodone

>>214069052
?

>>214069030
most intelligent atheist

;D

>>214069055
get a couple of tins for trainstein to take the edge off

Bit anti-semitic of the BBC to make this their big headline

>>214069055
sleep on the train if there are no wogs on

mousenonce helping me obtain the greatest postcount in brit history morwahahaha

>>214069030
a drooling 7yos 129th video of his spaghetti hoops soaked ipad youtube watch sesh

>>214069019
have stopped boozing during the week and can feel myself being less of a thicko as the days pass. then i go and undo it by getting on the piss all weekend but it's nice to know i can get the ol' brain back when i need it.

>>214069060
mychristian solider brethren

keep getting an electric shock down my left wrist when i do pull-ups feels like the ligament is popping or something HELP!!!

feel like SHIT

>>214069090
58 year old man boasting about his postcount

>>214069106
?

>>214069067
taking dirty poz loads in your unprotected neghole might sound proper horny but you'll live to regret it

>>214069086
Am in first class so hopefully won't be

>>214069114
no way is he that old

old enough to be your dad

any directionless twat in?

>>214069135
Place for people like us is the workhouse

>>214069130
doesnt sound "proper horny" at all you utter freak

going to take an SIA course in order to become a security guard
it's literally the only job I can ever possibly do in this existence

what was mousey's name? can't even remember it

>>214069055
this is exactly what those m+s gins in tins are for. also raspberry white claw tins are pretty good for a quick sicky hangover removal if you knock a couple back rapidly.

got the window open wide to air out the bedroom

>>214069145
well that sounds like a direction

incel weights complete

>>214069135
more of a repulsive mass of gurgling slug slime that has somehow attained sentience through some disgusting satanic miracle

>>214069173
Can't go backwards haha

(8) shihne jesus shinte
fill this land with the gathers glory
blaze spirit blaxe
set our hearts on fire~~~~ (8)

i've got that skibidi rizz fr

>>214069178
*squeals obnoxiously* KTIM KTIM KTIIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!!

>>214069185
blessed if rather misspelt post

>>214069106
Earth chakras are waning it sounds like
walk barefoot on natural surfaces, spend time in nature. meditate outside
should stabalise your chakra and have feeling better soon

number I don't recognise has tried to ring me
googling it didn't show any scam call info but I'm still not answering fuck that

I'm off to damage my brain now, ta-ra

27 degrees at 6 in the morning hahahahaha

>>214069200
hs?

>>214069204
will actually do this chskras are real

Wanking to porn which features characters from the video game I've been playing a lot of recently

Maturing is realising Toby is the worst poster in /brit/ bar none. Constant off-topic spamming, VPNs, ritualposting, impersonation, avatarposting and more. The absolute WORST.

Benders be like
>oo er let me suck this willy and push this one up my shithole and wank it off using my arsehole until it spaffs inside me and gives me a disease that will slowly and painfully rot my body from the inside

>>214069230
how so?

I wish the wrestling board wasnt so awful

>>214069209
If it ain't broke

>>214069170
gonna join you on that x

>>214069240
lol i be like that too acc

4chan damages your brain too btw

>>214069240
Corpsing, this is truly what all gay men are like

>>214069230
Toby is fab

strapping diego to my chest in a baby carrier and shagging him

if you get horny envision the energy moving from your pelvis to your head and you stop being horny and you suddenly get smarter
conveniently never mentioned in the bible of course

>>214069240
deegs be like

>>214069230
>harmless
>doesn't spam dogshit racebait or pol stuff
>has spawned 50+ gimmicks just by his existence alone
?

>>214069205
blog on

Dollymong

alri

>>214069240
just wrote this down in my diary

>>214069219
overplayed my hand and suggested my gf who looks similar to dua lipa, dye her hair that red colour she had. It did NOT go down well hahahaha

>>214069240
don’t think monkeypox is fatal tbf

>>214069249
I AM NOT A NUGGET

>>214069249
its for children mate

imagine using diego has a personal onahole and putting him under the tap to wash out the spunk from his bum after you're done with him

in the sewer all alone

Dollymong

>>214069282
hope she cheats on you with a jungle bbc

rey mysterio 619 fucking hell yes

>>214069267
yes it is read Wankeronomy 13:34

you can get monkey aids from other ways than gay sex but everyone thinks its a gay virus

In the old days gay meant happy
Now it means a fella who takes it up the 'arris

>>214069291
mad how based Owen was
>>214069299
sure but so are cartoons but their board isnt so bad

>>214069029
He can't handle the pressure of fame as evidenced by how easy it is for him to get triggered into a meltdown here

dtific having gay fantasies about diego again. fucking freak man

>>214069338
some people are gay, rorke. get over it

Dad's sitting in the car on the drive with the doors locked and not speaking to anyone.

Reckon he's snapped

You will be watching tonight I assume?

>>214069331
every child liked cartoons wrestling was for the extra mongy ones

>>214069354
bum him

>>214069354
you ever cuddle him from behind and kiss his neck?

>>214069338
He's such a freak haha :/

>>214069036
this is so hot

>>214069360
Mother to Thor and the pantheon there

>>214069316
Im a catch so itd be her loss x

if i had a sister wed be shagging 24/7

>>214069270
did you forget when he would spam botched tranny axe wound pics for entire threads at a time?

Anyone mind if I bum a fag?

>>214069395
happy 62nd independence day malaysia!

mousey is funny af when hes wont having a meltie

>>214069406
just isn't true though is it despy

If I had a girlfriend you can't unglue my mouth from her arse

>>214069415
Ooo matron!

>>214069415
oooooh go on then

>>214069415
*diego, in some sort of pavlovian conditioning, automatically gets on his hands and knees in anticipation*

>>214069457
sus ahh monkie

A FEAST FOR THE SENSES

>>214069481
Danger Sexarse

>>214069446
I remember

>despey
What?

>>214069481
poo steaming

was so bored I took a nap to pass the time
do I feel better now? No.

MARKETS OPEN IN 10 MINUTES
I REPEAT
MARKETS OPEN IN 10 MINUTES

POWELL'S JACKSON HOLE SPEECH IN 40 MINUTES, HALF HOUR AFTER MARKETS OPEN

You have been warned!

>>214069439
the country might be free but im not. thanks anyway

wonder if any of the ausoids that post here are abos

>>214069481
need it pumped directly into my nostrils

VOTE!!!

https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2X059Z7
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2X059Z7
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2X059Z7

>>214069512
could say you... crashed out lol!

>I’m a cold Italian pizza- I could use a lemon squeeze-a!
do brits really

>>214069515
you excited for "jack's son's hole"? is that right?

Think there's not many good films or tv shows because I've basically seen them all and can't find good ones anymore

>>214069552
Make your own

just got 30 days ban evasion for using diego's name

all I'm saying is that incels should not be allowed to vote, or even leave the house. keep them indoors, away from the public, little cat flap on their bedroom door where you can push in bread and water

>>214069552
Watch Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

>>214069569
Thank you for your participation in the democratic process

>>214069552
i rewatched about time recently and almost cried

haha

that's that settled

>>214069552
kino ended entirely in 2019

>>214069595
you a gay

definitely not listening to gay music and watching very gay men dance very gayly

I won?!

>>214069626
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY SUFFERING!

Rorke stuck in a lift with a load of boriswavers

>>214069552
That's fine by me, I don't need you to watch anything

um hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukgSz3-PROw

opened my curtains this morning and the very first thing i saw was a deliveroo wog on an electric fatbike

Just found a planet with land and water...........but no sign of intelligent life found.......

NEW

>>214068496
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>>214069404
Sir there is no problems in male reproductive and also is a normal conditions??

Hmm what's this?

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/188636235/#188637552

canny stop farting and wanking

>>214069675
insane conicidence that earth happens to be the planet with 1g of gravity
ahtiests see that and think "ah yes, it happens to be the 1 with the perfect year too, god didnt do that no way"

>>214069360
left is kinda cute what do her thighs look like?

why do black women wear these things on dey head

>>214069689
can't imagine le tober having tattoos

>>214069616
>>214069622
Who is DTFIC anyway

>>214069515
what do you anticipate will happen ? i am interested :)

>There are five mindraped individuals posting among us
Mental

>>214069720
They don’t wash their hair

was blood in my spaff and japs eye a while ago
just decided to ignore it and now my cooms are back to their normal off white

>>214069720
dey bald

DO NOT TEMPT ME SATAN
I WILL NOT WANK TO JAV ANYMORE

>>214069730
How many are personalities in your head

You think kinobody is natty?

eating some biscuits and gravy

>>214069720
seen the mandem wearing these things lately too, and they carry handbags now

>>214069746
the new normal

>>214069757
None

I don't vote on my own polls as that seems redundant

>>214069760
yank 'gravy' is just bechamel with burned bits of gristle from the frying pan mixed in

>>214069759
yeh i reckon thats doable natty. he's not swollen like roidtrannies.

Oh yeah folks, bowl of gravy

>>214069760
mmm hmmm that's gooood eatin'

Just fell to my knees in Waitrose and then died

>>214069726
I anticipate Nasdaq to collapse because Powell's speech is expected to be negative at 3pm and stocks are very sensitive to that.
DJIA will also fall but Nasdaq will be more aversely affected.
Hopefully things bounce back to normal from next week onwards.

Nvidia's Q2 earnings report is on Wednesday after markets close and that will be a fucking huge one.

>>214069552
me after watching the sopranos and the wire

>>214069813
Had that happen to me once

Hope you lot are taking precautions to limit microplastic intake

>>214069817
could never get into sopranos, what's the appeal

>>214069813
Checkout assistants nowhere to be seen as usual

>>214069760
what like a custard cream and bisto

>>214069760
https://youtu.be/ttMDvDJnaGw

>>214069836
this may come as a surprise to you, but some people like different things to you

>>214069836
Yeah it's wank
>>214069876
It's wank

>>214069876
If I don't like something it's definitely bad so it's confusing why people would like bad things

>>214069836
satirical spin on the familiar mafioso genre with dark humour, memorable writing, and good character actors

>>214066663
>>214066663
>>214066663

(8) girl you hear me gurl (8)

>>214069814
what would you advise someone with 100k ready to invest to do ?

>>214069953
do you like madonna? x

*sirens go off*
ALERT FAKE NEW ALERT FAKE NEW ALERT

yhe new
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>>214056677

>>214069968
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>>214069968
does a pope shit in the woods

>>214069960
Short Nvidia

THE NEW:
>>1
>>1
>>1

the noo
>>214069988
>>214069988
>>214069988

Reckon I might start the new.

the "paroo"

PAROOOOO

can't be arsed making it
THE NEW
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>>214070045
>>214070045

im out smell ya later rteehhe

>>214069013
>>214069013

do you think you’re big and clever yeah

Real new
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>>214068496
>>214068496
>>214068496

you're all getting on my flipping nerves

>>214070109
>>214070109
>>214070109
>>214070109

all in here
>>214069518
>>214069518
>>214069518

remembered the word 'spainoholics' and blew air out of my nose

i don't have time for this

>>>/d/catalog
THE NEW

REAL NEW
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>>214069013
>>214069013
>>214069013
THE NEW

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o#comments

Boomers defending the chon lol