Thread 214075090

wanking to asian women

poo smells lmao

mad how urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgghpflpflpflpflfpflfplfpflpuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmbmbmbmlmblbmlbmblmm

>>214075109
based stroke anon

UUGH UUGH UUGH

>>214075090 (OP)
based

wifeberg is preggers hope we have a son if we have a daughter i know for a fact i will have intrusive thoughts about shagging her when she becomes a fit teenager

imagine dying of starvation in gaza it couldnt be me if i was over there id strive to live with my tremendous will id eat my fingernails and then my toenails and then run around looking for insects and cats and failing that id eat my toes and then my fingers and then go from there

>>214075150
unc

>>214075109
think FAST
>face
you always look like a mong
>arms
you're always a lazy bastard
>speech
you always sound like a mong
>time
to kick back and relax

>>214075150
'

>>214075168
why not eat some of the dead children

poo poo pee pee cacka cacka wee wee

leaking white foam from my gob like a rabies ridden mutt in my dingy incel abode

that was the post

good thread so far honestly

why do they post the ugly cartoons

The Yookay

so lads, what's the plan if we get blocked from 4chan?

>>214074779
https://youtu.be/u0hbnqKdPZw

sneasel caught
20% encounter my fanny

>>214075182
squelching and belching

finna administer some strokes this weekend

>>214075238
mass suicide i think

>>214075168
Same can't imagine dying by something avoidable. If i was hitler i'd have escaped berlin i'd have crawled for weeks to a remote forest and then lived off the land

>>214075246
the scrandemic

>>214075246
yeh righto

>>214075250
I BE STROKIN'

>>214075238
Rather not say
Better that incels like you aren't invited, see. So you can take care of yourselves

>>214075090 (OP)
Accurate.

Spain should have depopulated South America. Imagine a continent of women who look like Ana De Armas.

>>214075150
another one who needs to be sent to the island
certainly shouldn't be responsible for raising a son

>>214075248
smsixuajsng

actually lads I kinda like the japs
its thanks to them that I can watch bernard's watch adjacent pornographic videos

>>214075238
poo my pants at the gate to downing street and roll around on the floor in it until sir keir unblocks the site

the floor is lava

>>214075284
I am not an incel, I had sex 2 hours ago

>>214075307
seen those lol

the missus bought one of those kärcher steamer cleaners and it’s hitting a very specific frequency that just pierces my ears
will have to beat senseless her for this

>>214075150
gay if you wouldn't

soon

>>214075325
who was the lucky man

>>214075238
itll be the sharty for poorfags
i have a pass so i will be ok

>>214075333
understandable

>>214075090 (OP)
Me on the right

downloading Pokemon into my home for some stardust and Pokemon (to trade my Pokemon to it). thank god Japan doesnt have a Rothschilds

>>214075360
yummy

>>214075372
show us your arse mousey

>>214075351
mad how 'gender identity' is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes but leftypol pretends it's somehow kind and progressive

>>214075390
no

>>214075372
what the fuck i was just doing this but to bank for some special points to buy TMs
we should shag

>>214075395
Don't get the point in being a bender if you're ugly

>>214075363
think the sharty is gone mate

>>214075403
do as you’re told

>>214075434
Where'd it go?

got my juicy knob out

yes Pokemon home mine is in Africa. im going to have all the water-type Pokemon

>>214075452
Soldering on haha

>>214075452
Post the pure satire already this shit is boring

might order some maccies. can't believe how expensive it is now

>>214075453
>>214075375

>>214075493
9 quid for a fucking double cheeseburger from burger king

>>214075457
and now mousey, if you would please show us your arse and cock that would be good

post the poo snail, I forgot to save it

just shaved my pubes for the first time this year
cockberg looking peng as
where you been hiding haha

tea in one hand, cock in the other. let's get into the weekend lads x

>300 for a train and hotel to see Devon
Worth it or nah? Been considering going since it's somewhere I haven't been

sitting completelymotionless in my incel chamber for 200 years like a stone gargoyle

>>214075529
BRAAAAAAAP

>>214075434
it isnt thoughbeit

>>214075493
grim little runt

it were the late summer of '25. starmer was in downing street. on /brit/ we spent the evenings arguing about forens, and in the dead of night we listened to the ravings of a scottish lunatic. i was unemployed. that was around the time i met poo seal. and my life was never the same again

if I pray to god hard enough will he make gio scotti open an onlyfans?

>>214075531
poo sneal

>>214075493
yeah and actually if you said "for like £5 for a big mac meal" I would probably be influenced to buy one. but the corporation doesnt want ME to be poor. sucks to be you tho, I wouldnt get it either. I would get something else (it is too expensive)

>>214075585
No but if I do he might kill her

searching for new species of insect in the deep reaches of my incel biome

LOOOOL
/pol/ was right again. They really have no sense of time.

>>214075493
>can't believe how expensive it is now
Yet you and all the other mongs are still buying it, daft cunt

>>214075563
baba o reilly playing in my head as i read this

>>214075532
going to be itchy when it grows back

>>214075585
>>214075607
don’t think he responds to those sorts of prayers lads

Good chip shop shut down because the boomerang who run it are getting too old and sick

Only the crap one left kmt

>>214075602
I know, wee man... I know

>>214075616
what are you on about

>>214075644
He responded to my one about the queen so I've got good innings

>>214075624
well what am i supposed to buy then

swinging from vine to vine in my incel jungle

>>214075649
guess it's the kebabs for you now rorkey

>>214075642
not completely. just a trim with the number two guard on

rorke playing HOi4
leftypol: professor Oak telling him that his name is really gay XD
rorke winning his game of HOI4 not as nazi Germany and making worse Nazis

There is now a Taco Bell in my area, are they any good lads?

Running with the wolves in my incel prairie

>>214075585
more likely to see that brazilian lass on there

>>214075616
get it read

miss the golden age of sp
remember when an anon phoned talksport and called Suarez a spic on air and they had to apologise

>>214075706
No

>>214075679
A cheaper chain that does burgers. There's loads of them

>>214075706
thats a man

all of my childhood memories were me being manipulated by teachers! guardians, learners, and books!

The teen described in graphic detail how he had sex with Von Yates after they spent time vaping cannabis oil and playing video games before watching a movie together.

Von Yates started telling the teenager 'how horny' she was after not having sex for two weeks because she had been on her period.

He told investigators Von Yates had made jokes about her sexual appetite the whole week before they had sex.

He described in detail how he started kissing her neck, with Yates saying: 'I wish you were 18, because you're not old enough.'

Von Yates then kicked off her underwear before engaging in oral sex and intercourse without the use of a condom, the teen said.

According to the affidavit, Von Yates would occasionally say 'oh f***' and 'this is so bad' during the tryst.

The document also describes how they 'heard something in the garage' but 'kept going' before the boy's father walked in after returning from working a late shift.

>>214075706
It's the worst fast food I have ever tried.

>>214075751
No it isn't, I've seen men

>>214075706
It's very cheap for the amount of food you get which is a big plus for a porker like me

Undeniably not tasty at all though

>>214075706
Have a Taco Bell on my Uber now and the delivery time is 55 minutes

>>214075721
Do you really think anyone is gonna read that?

>>214075706
imagine the horsefaced woman's arse spattering shite up the wall after a nice taco bell

>>214075706
mad how much i want her to peg me with the biggest and blackest strapon she can find in that outfit

talking proper legal porno rearranging my guts and prolapsing me stuff

>>214075713
You this one? Is she more slutty?

Mates are going out tonight but all I wanna do is lock myself in my smelly bedroom, close the curtains, do coke and probably wank myself into a stupor

>>214075778
mate you live in a forest?

>>214075758
are all nurses complete nutters

Still howling at the little muppet who couldn't grasp the idea of US preclearance in Dublin

wont be posting here once over the weekend because i'll be with my gf and mates.

>>214075587
scraming

>>214075790
hmm. odd place to screenshot

bruh

being homosexual is a humiliation ritual

>>214075769
i'm a ladyboy expert. trust me on this one

>>214075791
yeah that's her, they're more open about sex

>>214075793
https://youtu.be/oGyqB3yC87k

>>214075834
fake image

>>214075706
its pretty shit but for the price its what you expect

>>214075790
we have A LOT of shitty fast food, Taco Bell must be truly special if that's bad

Leftypol on the ropes

>>214075810
>reverse deadlifts

>>214075663
It's been a well known fact for a decade on /pol/ that blaqs simply don't understand the future. They literally have no concept of consequences

They are useless lumps of biomass.

draping a white towel over my erect willy and running around the room making spooky ghost noises while flexing my pelvic floor so it bobs up and down

fish: sex
alligators: you lot

>>214075842
I'll trust you if you post a picture of your thighs. I need to see some credentials

>>214075727
why is there a peeled egg on it?

Some of you have never been further than Spain and it shows

>>214075857
That's canslad btw
t. knower

>>214075781
We always win because we have Mousey and Deegs

>>214075758
vile woman

>>214075877
these niggas survived the dinosaurs

>>214075860
'gender' is just sexist stereotypes btw

STRAIGHT DROOOOP

/brit/ is too fucking horny tonight

mental how good it is to drink water

>>214075529
if you see hangul written there, it's a video from my country
but i don't know what it is
wtf?

i'm suffering from mental health
could use some encouragement right now lads

>>214075860
hate this cunt

>>214075905
played the long game
did nothing and won

>>214075893
what's the point in travelling the world when there's so many foreign cunts right here

>>214075848
Tune

if i was born in pakistan or india brown as shit and poor as the rats in the streets living in a cardboard box knee deep in literal poo you can bet your arse id also be straight on a plane to england for some bennies

every time you flirt with an artist you get a secret of their trade. I dont give a shit about what women have to say though, like if you get any ideas from it then I dont know if I give a shit about what they would say

>>214075916
don’t know what this means

>>214075931
Don't kill yourself

Is the fish and chips in Cornwall good?

In theory it should be but I assume they just get the same Icelandic fish brought in frozen as the test of the country

UK is now a lame joke and a pathetic parody of its former self. You guys deserve to be replaced by nafris and I can't wait long enough
totally deserved. I wish they rape and behead you cucks into oblivion

>>214075931
just dont have it? you're in control of your mind

next lad to get dubs has to take one of the team and let at least 10 other blokes in here bum him

giant spiders trapping me amongst the thicket of cobwebs leaving only my arms to /brit/post in my incel grotto

>>214075945
Waka waka

>>214075927
gassy sex arse innit

Nigga name Keir

>>214075950
Been getting the huss lately at my local chippy, actually a nice change from cod

>>214075922
literally feeling up my throbbing veiny erect cock with one hand as i type this lol

>>214075955
sir we have pakis not nafris those are a continental thing

>>214075950
it all comes from the same places now

>>214075955
why?

I smell pennies! and a parasite

>>214075955
did you ever get running water in your favela

It’s gonna be chud autumn soon

me when I see a white woman

>>214075961
rolling

>>214075931
*gives you a hug*

>>214075883
i dont bloody think sharia allows it!

*^____^*

>>214075955
they couldnt even genocide elephants lmao
it never happened but you cant just genocide a species. if the government is on the same cope as that then its OK because they should all get shot and killed anyway, but if the race war kicks off I am coming for [Brazil] people and then I will make brain soup out of your brains

was planning to fry four sausages in air for a snack before dinner proper
got a bit cheeky and wrapped two of them in streaky bacon

>>214076042
MRAAAAAAAOW

joao using his 30 minutes of electricity for the day in his crumbling favela to post about how shit the UK is

>>214076067
plastic straws are illegal mate

>>214076067
this image has encrypted cp embedded in it

>>214076035
*ALL CAPS* KTIM

>>214076111
and how did you find that out?

If I die, I'd like it to be known that I love fat girl porn and just wanted some 40 year old milf to piss on my face

peng JRPG this

>>214076111
be quiet you disgusting creep

The Australian was suggesting the towel on his penis looked like a ghost and, since it is on his front side, it would appear as if he were chasing the ghost rather than the other way around as one might expect

It was a reference to the classic video game "Pac-Man" where a yellow circle chases ghosts around a maze and eats them, although this may be too high brow for the younger audience members with us tonight

get in lads!

and they call me the general, popped out the lambo feeling incredible

>>214075090 (OP)
but im lutheran

>>214076131
Love the Trails series
Currently on Cold Steel IV

>>214076150
runt channel

>>214076144
:(

>>214076135
the raped

>>214076182
based

>>214076191
It's OK the elephant was evil

>>214076150
is that the nigga who killed ukip

where`s
homeAloneeveryFridaynight !!

>>214076188
paki

>>214075955
You're a pardo/zambo. Your opinion has no validity.

Sitting at the back of spoons on my laptop watching spurious things

>>214076209
no that was farage

Is this true?

>>214076222
Don't need to sign your posts

>>214076239
Get the pure satire posted

>>214076214
face down in a sauna in soho getting his rectum resized

>>214075990
Never heard of it la

>>214075999
Assumed that would be the case, what a shame

>>214076239
if you mean they are the most insufferable bitchy cunts then yeah that's accurate

>>214076123
did a wank to it cause im a hackzor

>>214076239
nah there's this mad country in Europe where the lasses look latina. They all peak Spanish too.
Can't remember the name of it though

>>214075351
>>214075395
it was close to being like this forever

>>214075706
Taco Bell opened in South Korea and Japan around the same time, but the Taco Bell in South Korea failed, while the Taco Bell in Japan succeeded. I think South Koreans don't like Latin American food. For some reason, Korean and Latin American food are somewhat similar. So, there's not much reason for us to buy Latin American food. Interestingly, California has many fusion dishes that combine Korean and Mexican cuisine.

do i look like i know what a jrpg is

>>214076239
Don't recall reading stories of latin americans "honour" killing their daughters

>>214076290
spain?

>>214076239
mental how fit they are

>>214076306
Final Fantasy And
Pocket Monsters

games !!

>>214076308
Didn't Othello die for honour?

>>214076316
might be that one yeah. seems to ring a bell

>>214076275
>Never heard of it la
Huss, aka rock salmon, is a little shark fella, actually caught locally unlike the cod

>>214076182
me? on cold steel I

/brit/ mentioned

if you don't like JRPGs you are probably a homosexual

>>214076303
Taco Bell is yank sloppa it's not latin american

>>214076335
mousey ill fucking do anything just let me fly you out here so i can resize that little hole of yours

>>214076354
mental

love jrpgs

>Teams message at 17:00 on a Friday
will not be replying thanks x

>>214076376
nothing wrong with some yank slop, I love burgers and hot dogs and chilli

>>214076401
on a bank holiday no less. some people

OH SHIT
IT DROPPED

>>214076365
interesting piccy

>>214076418
the grift begins

Let`s fuck

some
Whores !!

>>214076415
honestly lad im such a runt i didnt even know it was a bank holiday. get in x

>>214076360
Might have to give it a go then

>>214076401
it's a write up for you rorkey chops

>>214076418
wonder how much fanny she munched on in the slammer

>>214076438
SPEECH TOUR GONNA BE LEGENDARY

COMING AT THE RIGHT MOMENT TOO

sister just annoinced to the family that she's 'black owned' wtf that means

>>214076454
fucking cor spaff

>>214076418
mental that she got jail time but that labour mong didn't

>>214076438
what makes it a grift?

>>214076455
im far too senior and important for petty write ups

blokes at toil asked me what music I'm into and didn't know how to answer because I only listen to anime OPs and JRPG battle tunes

>>214076469
asf

>>214076469
why are you like this

>>214076438
rorke already thinning down his food budget for the month so he can donate to her

used to fake my cam on Omegle to a video of an attractive female and get lads to wank while i was also tugging at my knob clandestinely
not gay now

>>214076479
Anything that goes against his political views is a grift. Anything that supports them is a selfless campaign for equality, human rights and justice.

>>214076360
thought rock salmon was endangered and they weren't supposed to sell it
rock is always my go to desu it's yummy, I hope he doesn't go extinct

>>214076486
It`s ok .. don`t
Worry Ok ..

don`t Use frogs Though !!

Just wanked to a video of a white man getting beaten up by a black bloke

saw rorke earlier down the local park sniffing the swings

>>214076418
>>214076478
Based on the most recent available data from the CSA Centre for 2023/24 (April 2023–March 2024), there were approximately 7,371 convictions for child sexual abuse offences in England and Wales. Of these, around 3,863 received non-custodial outcomes (suspended sentences or community sentences).

Right off to the abode, where there perishes all hope as a 35 year old millennial woman struggles fleetingly to grapple with the realities of mortality

Dua Lipa reaches 30 years of age today

>>214076469
hair dye brain

>>214076486
should've gone full autist, they would've admired your passion

>>214076486
I only listen to jpop (this post is completely serious), unrelated but I am also a massive virgin freak

>>214076516
THATS THE WALL BROTHER

shoving a wii remote up my arse and pooing it out at mach screen towards the tv

>>214076511
nonce country

>>214076516
love this hag

>>214076545
why are you like this

>>214076516
pics like this make me wish i was a pitfag

ronaldinho de santos alphonso garcia posting on /brit/ while the rain pours through the tin roof of his favela

mach SPEED
fuck me its too late for this shite

>>214076508
because you’re a homosexual

>>214076545
ktim

These are not serious people

12 cans of fosters purchased
fucking yes

>>214076576
Not really

Went against my father's advice and petted the fox.

>>214076582
Tell him about it. Not us

>>214076587
why fosters is it on cheap

>>214076510
omds ronke

>>214076582
>O'Malley

>>214076594
did you huh 'fic

My dream is to buy a nice house with some land on the Queensland coast to tend to and grow my foodstuffs while spending my free time immersing myself in the local australian community, having pints and going to the beach etcetera

anything women do is a grift

>>214076568
sounds comfy

>>214076587
Just not on

>>214076582
Irish Diaspora status?

>>214076599
this is a bizarre gimmick

>>214076606
i think fosters is probably the best beer

Heathermong why don't you just post on Twitter nobody here cares about the boring posts you saw

>>214076636

new

poo nigger poo nigger

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

>>214076616
FOWF

>>214076585
mad how this was real and my mate did it once when he was on his own private lobby, and he told us about it at school, and he's a sound lad so he wouldn't lie.

>>214076635
he's petrified of confronting people

>>214075758
>When his father walked in, the teenager told investigators he ran to the bathroom with his pants around his ankles.
howling

>>214076545
wacky bruce strikes once more

Been laughing my head off at this fella for ages

>>214075238
You are free, enjoy life, lad.

We once got blocked from Twitter and it was pretty good.

>>214075836
When you are not attractive.