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Anonymous United States No.214095159 >>214095201 >>214095619 >>214096406
>Life begins at conception
>If you die an unbaptized child you go to Limbo or just hell (my followers cant make up their mind)
>Billions upon billions of Babies will be sent to hell before developing a brain
>this is my benevolent and loving design
Anonymous Canada No.214095201 >>214095330
>>214095159 (OP)
Why is God a BIPoC? Is that the reason why He did such a shit job at Creation?
Anonymous Finland No.214095330 >>214095347 >>214095364
>>214095201
No, it's because xem is woke (love your enemies), trans (being omnipotent means xer is either gender or genderless) and a furry (the pigeon thing)
Anonymous United States No.214095347
>>214095330
BIPoC trans QUEEN
Anonymous Canada No.214095364 >>214095587
>>214095330
Jesus was trans because he was born from a virgin which is only possible through parthenogenesis. Parthenogenesis in mammals can only result in an XX chromosome child.
Anonymous United States No.214095365 >>214095379
Remember that time in the bible where God wanted a woman pregnant and when a guy pulled out of her instea and "wasted his semen" God killed him
Anonymous United States No.214095379
>>214095365
my favorite one is when God got 2 bears to maul 42 kids for calling one of his prophets bald
Anonymous Finland No.214095587
>>214095364
Excellent observation, my theory on God's transness was perhaps a little too axiomatic whereas yours proves beyond a shadow of doubt xhe is trans
Anonymous Poland No.214095619 >>214095640
>>214095159 (OP)
>Billions upon billions of Babies will be sent to hell >before developing a brain
Then what's the problem?
Anonymous United States No.214095640 >>214096349 >>214096385
>>214095619
>im going to create a soul and then damn it to hell for something completely out of its control
>I will then claim to be the paragon of virtue
Anonymous Finland No.214096349 >>214096399 >>214097229
>>214095640
They will have never known anything else so it's fine since they have nothing to compare it to
Anonymous Brazil No.214096385
>>214095640
Isnt this whole baptism thing a catholic made up stuff anyway?
Anonymous Brazil No.214096399
>>214096349
True but i also having nothing to compare being in this country and i know it sucks
Anonymous Greece No.214096406
>>214095159 (OP)
>this... is my design
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Anonymous United States No.214097229 >>214097286
>>214096349
still not a good or benevolent God in anyway shape or form
Anonymous Canada No.214097286 >>214097453 >>214097552
>>214097229
That just debunks christianity, Islam says dead babies go to heaven
Anonymous Italy No.214097453
>>214097286
Then why are they sad when Israel bombs them to heaven?
Anonymous United States No.214097552
>>214097286
like a wise argieanon once said
>>HOLY SHIT look at that bald, tiny prepubescent child pussy you better I-slam that shit like no tomorrow my greatest prophet who is also the most righteous man who ever lived and should be emulated by all