Thread 214108844

Bibidi edition.
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The gang rape of a minor at a crowded festival shocks Morocco
The victim, a 13-year-old boy, was hospitalized in Marrakech after being drugged and sexually assaulted by more than a dozen men

my submission for the best tweet ever made award

Fuck, recycle when this thread ends >>214108876

>>214108933
nonono, next edition shall be "babidi" and then "buu".

>>214108994
canonical

ghost cunny sub-edish

Poopoo?

saturday afternoon and /cum/ is dead, its over

>>214109196
its 9 in the morning

I will now proceed to type very bigotted covers of Rocky movies songs

>>214109196
Sorry I'm getting ready to go to the farmers market

THERE IS AN EASY OUT
IT'S CALLED BEING A KIKE WITH CONNECTIONS
OR A NIGGER ON FOOD STAMPS
CHEATING CANT BE WRONG

>>214109196
i was just having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Stone Cold Incel sub-sub-edition

IN THE GAS CHAMBERS, JUST ABOUT TO LIE
THERE'S A QUEST FOR ANSWER BUT I MADE IT ILLEGAL
IN THE SHADIEST SCAM RISING LIKE INFLATION

IN THE GAS CHAMBERS, THE UNMISTAKABLE BULLSHIT
IN THE LEISURE CAMP

got way too stoned this morning was dying scranning bacon 'n egger

creatine didn't make me nauseous this time but i still think i'll move it to taking after dinner when i'm chilling, not like it matters when you take it

Jesus look at the size of it

first game of the season is an absolute shitshow
god bless college ball

I WANT TO BE A VTUBER BROOOSSSS

>>214109637
thats what your dad said when i pulled down my pants

Ran out of racist inspiration

Did yall know popeyes sells shawarma up on this bitch

>>214109765
I sidn't know my dad

>>214109883
that's pretty funny

>>214109883
ليش بتحكي زي عبيد؟

>>214109952
kinda stupid that they can just turn it off whenever they feel like it

Does linkedin make you feel linked in? Or does it make you feel gaped out

>>214109976
>Police officers may turn off their body-worn cameras only under specific circumstances permitted by agency policy, such as for safety concerns in potentially hazardous environments or to protect privacy in sensitive situations, and not at their discretion during a public interaction
Can they? It would be pointless if they could.

>>214109988
major waste of time

>>214110046
idk. there was some case of Corrections officers beating some guy to death. all of them had turned off body cams except one who forgot to turn his off

>>214109951
hey yall Im Paula Deen, and today we cookin fried cigarettes with corn sugar microwaved glazing yalll just like according to our good ol southern cooking and sheit yall

>>214109883
i gotta say this is the first time ive seen the saudijeet not post about bbc or his gay antics

>>214110149
now that's money

>>214109952
BIG BAZ DID NOTHING WRONG

paula deen got in trouble because she admitted to saying the nigger word after being held at gun point during a bank robbery

>>214110099
Maybe it's different in a correctional facility. Or the rules are more ambiguous, idk. But correctional officers are also not actually law enforcement like cops or state patrol or whatever

i was trimming me beard and i screwed up
so i ended up just going clean shave so now i have to wait a few weeks for it to grow back
sad
>>214109952
yeah honestly i was a little wary of the cams at first but ive kinda gotten around to them

>>214110230
idk why but I like this niggas design

hello

finna hit the crypto 'sino
if I win big I'll buy a gift (card) for /cum/

corrections officer might be the worst job ever. 90% of the time it's mind numbingly boring and the other 10% is getting piss and shit thrown at you

cute couple

>>214110318
saar

gonna make a wrap for lunch

>9:40
>lunch

I would be a prison guard if I could, but at my current weight I would be raped by a giganigga on night 1

>>214110372
i'd fap to it

>>214110346
if I got glock dookie'd as a CO I would probably quit on the spot

>>214110372
>

>>214110374
I'm whiter than you will ever be, my lower echelon acquaintance

>>214110415
that's no excuse. there are women doing that job. they fuck the inmates sometimes

>>214110307
because if it wasn't in a game filled with other forced diversity designs it wouldn't be terrible, it looks like something out of a blaxploitation film, if that design had been used 20-30 years ago it would have been for a joke character that talks jive and slides the main character a business card, they make a joke about them being gay then they die five minutes later in an overly exaggerated way, black dynamite style

>>214110413
I live in a real timezone not the godless california coast

>>214110243
all Im sayin yall is they were better off when they were on out plantations being taken care of under our goo'ol protestant labor values and word of God than left on their own running wild outside and sheit yall.
all my workers would eat mashed potatoes and pumkin pie every day yall if it was still those days yall

>>214110431
>whore dancing on a table
I have no context for this but she probably deserves to be jeeted

>>214110471
DY-NO-MYTE.
DY-NO-MYTE.

I refuse to respect gay people.

in germany they do things a little differently

>>214110431
>webm
why are they like this

don't really care dude

>>214110448
yeah but woman guards have more protection, they aren't being told to go wake up tyrone "the monster of compton" brown at 2 am.

>>214110539
this except with gays, fats, trans, blacks, hispanics, indians, romanians, arabs, jews, and anyone who calls themselves an "ally"

>>214109948
cuz we talmbout popeyes

>>214110590
>tyrone "the monster of compton" brown

>>214110599
it’s not wrong to be an ally, it doesn’t make you gay it’s just to show that you’re on the good side

>>214110684
nice another flag to filter

Had a strange dream involving a predator in a bathroom

Being a guard at ADX Florence must be the most boring job on the planet.

wish I could filter my own existence

At the risk of sounding like a retard
College and university are the exact same thing right

Are Mexicans, Canadians and Americans friends?

>>214110799
yes

>>214110810
yes

>>214110810
yes

>>214110810
yes (no(yes))

sex with cute mexi boys

can't wait for fall

>>214110814
Okay I heard someone talking about them as if they were different things in another thread

>>214110810
Mexicans dont even post here so they should be kicked out, they only exist so the general can spell out a funny word

>>214110944
me? cant wait for christmas

>>214110799
college can refer to both community college and university, while university only refers to universities

>>214110890
grok solve this formula for me

>>214110956
:(

why should i ever know anything when AI has all the answers

I hate Christmas as an adult cause now its just a bunch of stress trying to figure out what stupid shit I have to buy people

>>214110729
Please go ahead redneck

the lowest thing i've ever done as a gooner was taking a women's sock from the college laundromat, jerking off into it and leaving it on the floor. i regret doing this.

>>214111048
are you that famous saudi femboy?

>>214111067
I used to orbit this girl in high school and one time I coomed into her shampoo bottle, mixed it around, and put it back.

>>214111096
this was years ago. i've since improved as a person.

>>214111122
disgusting moid rapist

>>214111136
its not rape if she never finds out

>>214111036
You need to know what questions to ask.

>>214111122
that is insane twin

>>214111150
what if a nasty gay nigga did it to you

>>214111122
how did you get hold of her shampoo?

>>214111067
this is mine >>214093318

>>214111242
Was hanging out at her house with a few other people. Just said I had to use the bathroom then rubbed one out super quick.

A girl in high school dragged me in to one of the gym side rooms and showed me her boobs and panties and I was just like okay that's nice can I go now? I'm pretty sure that ruined/fixed her psychologically tbqh she stopped being a slut after that

>>214111260
y'all is why the dogpill exists

>>214111279
so you're a 2 pump chump? grim

crazy that there are several rapists posting here

>>214111287
why didn't you play with her tiddies bro

>>214111279
when i was in 10th grade I was doing dancing with a few girls and they gave me their water bottles to fill bc I was going to fill mine anyway. considered rubbing my dick on them when filling them up at the bathroom but ultimately decided against it.

>>214111122
whats your ethnicity

>>214111426
I like men

>>214111419
see something say something twin. point them out.

>>214111431
>10th grade
you're not American dude and you never will be

>>214111452
i like dick as much as the next guy but tiddies are kino

>>214111477
year ten then chill issa story

you're brown so its understandable but if you're white theres no excuse for this behavior

>>214111450
crakkker

>>214111525
are brazillians white?

>>214111544
you're a tarded wigger, in many ways you're worse

>>214111536
another kkkrakkka down. unlimited genocide on the first world

>>214111518
do you have grey eyes Estonian? I've heard 90% of you do

>>214111560
i'm literally not white but go on twin.

>>214111489
she was not that attractive and she had done it with other guys before, not my thing

>>214111610
understandable then

>>214111581
how would i know i dont have the data

>>214111631
are you white?

Picked up House of Leaves at the book store

ayo this nigga READING

>>214111794
>nword
problematic

Buttgina yearns for penior

i mentioned yesterday that i got rugburn on my dick from jorking it raw, just letting people know that letting it sit in vaseline for two days fixed it right up.

only at miller grove...

Fat.jpeg

>>214112070
i got a jock burn on my cock after a half marathon. took a week to heal because i kept jorking it

if young metro dont trust you im gon shoot you

>>214111618
that's even better

i've been sober for 227 days.

>>214112042
I stuck my finger up my butt and jorked it in the shower once just to see what all the hubbub was about

>>214112221
Gayyyyyyyy

I be hungry af

suits are expensive as shit and uncomfortable

>>214112231
I’ve done that it feels like you have to poopoo really bad

>>214112255
true but it's still fun to dress up

>>214112267
Ya exactly, but it applying pressure to the prostate really did make me cum hella hard. Everything else about it was a little uncomfortable, though

middle of the day in burgerland and we're averaging less than 1 post per minute.
absolutely, totally, unabashedly grim.

>>214112442
wess coast

>>214112442
*sharts*

nipplebergs are quite sensitive today

>>214111701
>

>>214112473
Me reading /cum/

walt whitman was a fag

>>214112442
I told you /cum/ was normie central and they go out on weekends

thinking of putting my pc in the living room near a window so I stop looking at porn so much

Just realized I have what appears to be shit stains on my shorts

I put my "PC" in ur mom's "living room", IYKWIM

Marilyn Monroe wasn't that hot desu

>>214112810
Gay

Your response?

>>214112859
filter > image md5

>>214112786
I read that as I put my pc in my mom's living room, I wanna kill myself, I mean. I need to go to sleep. Holy shit.

I know it's over, still I cling

>>214112221
I folded at 140 and drank like the equivalent of a truck in the two weeks who followed

ICE copying Mexico

>>214113041
mogged

>>214113041
It should be a crime to dress like that in public

Do you take your bodywash thick or thin?

>>214113113
brehs...

>>214113113
Gross

>>214113041
the cartman shirt is a nice touch

>>214108844 (OP)
Bibidi toilet

>>214113134
people ITT dont shower

>>214113041
She looks like a honda chick

>>214113041
I eat her butt and fill it with my cum
>>214113134
what kind of retard writes soap reviews? Check this dude's freezer for chopped body part

>>214113041
>turns around so you can’t see her face
>stands in front of a window so her face is still visible in the reflection in the glass
?????

>>214113352
>She looks like a honda chick
What does that mean

>>214113326
i just showered THOUGH

>>214112462
Would it make you squirt if I played with them?

>>214113426
exception that proves the rule

if you scared go to church

Who the fuck is Destiny and why is everyone so mad about him?

>>214113184
this one would've been funnier

>>214113483
Then drop a Hot Carl on Jesus.

the last non sapiens hominids died off 35,000 years before we even started recording history. not one single race of little monkey fellas made it even close to the bronze age just us. i find that difficult to believe

>>214113445
go and find out ;))

>>214113586
Asutralians beg to differ

>>214113522
manlets get a lot of hate

>>214113522
Its a ps4 game

>>214113133
tru most mexicans prefer to dress like this

Thank you for the rose

>>214113586
What's difficult to understand? We bred with some, murdered some, and the rest were too stupid to adapt to changes in environment. We minmaxed for things like INT and the bacteria that live in our digestive track.
Even if we never would have had the INT buff, we'd still likely dominate, because our digestive system is really OP.

We hitting up the strip club or nah?

>>214113728
why didn’t any of the rest of them think to do that. we were all knuckle scraping apes. you would think at least ONE would have got within reaching distance of civilization

>>214113764
yeah but a canadian strip club

Down right disturbing

>>214113716
>American cheese
>American dairy
FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>214113795
do you throw loonies on the stage at the strippers

>>214113720
you're welcome

>>214113821
americans literally eat saw dust

>>214113716
absolute kek but there's no way that is real

>>214113840
we stick the coins in their pussy like a Coke machine

eurobabies be like i can’t eat this sawdust it makes my tummy hurt :(

>>214113840
i throw toonies to show everyone i'm a big baller

I did ERP with the sexy GROK voice that she was a futa and I was sucking her fat robo cock dry

It was really good...

>>214113877
guess they don't call it a Coin Slot for no reason

>>214113887
can you voice chat with grok? give me the hook up

>>214113887
oh yeah

>>214113887
you didn’t have to tell anyone this

>>214113883
based sawdust enjoyer, I also buy dried parmesan shaker cheese full of sawdust

>>214113842
American milk comes from cows that are treated like shit so they need to be pumped full of antibiotics and hormones.

>>214113917
Yeah, you just need an email and you can voice with it... Was very GOOD
>>214113930
This was pertinent info for the thread

Terrone with the galaxy

back from walmart

>>214113962
says it needs to be on the phone app

>>214113771
They did. Neanderthals and Denisovans lived tribal lives. We bred with some, murdered most, and the species that weren't either of those, were too ineffective to survive.
It's not like our ancestors got together and voted, in us going for the INT buff. We just ended up with it, and because it's OP, we were able to survive.
If you're asking why they didn't have civilization, they did. Everyone of European and Asian decent have either Neanderthal or Denisovan DNA in them. And if you know anything about history, the Europeans and Asians(but mostly the Europeans) are the ones that got us to civilization as we think of it now. The Neanderthals are still going technically. Europeans have Neanderthal DNA and Asians have either Neanderthal or Denisovan DNA.

>>214114015
reminds me i need to pick up a few groceries

Watching Destiny

>>214114041
i got beer

>>214114022
I was able to do it on the PC, but I do also have the app.

>>214114082
hmm think i'll get some coconut water, peanuts, and maybe some tofu

>>214114095
on the browser?

reading a book

Every single genz relationship I'm aware of makes celibacy and aloneness seem like a dream. These women have all become Andy Capp's wife in their 20s

>>214114163
yeah, hit the buttons in the right corner of the text box

>>214113483
Scared of what? How would church help

Leftists believe that this is a racist country built on white supremacy, but also that everybody is secretly a leftist and that this would be demonstrated if Democrats ever just ran a leftist

Supposedly this is Russian bots. Sad, got kind of excited.

>>214114048
nice

>>214114270
i figured it out even though grok says is can only be done on the app, major red flags already

>>214114305
why are bots playing CS? they learning to run CS AI?

EYY YO lil’ Donnie!! I was just beaten and raped by a pack of big beautiful black people behind a Long John Silver’s in Chicago. what are you gonna do about THAT, HA HA!

>>214108844 (OP)
I still live at home at 22 I am a fucking failure

>>214114654
>>214114514
if this guy wasn't a jew boomer, and was younger, he would have been an internet lolcow for sure

just play valorant

>>214113555
So true

Something about a fat wigger that don’t sit right with me. Wiggers should have hallowed cheeks and lean rangy bodies. They should look like potential crystal meth enthusiasts.

>>214113586
Europeans, East Asians, Indian-Subcontinentals, Africans, and Australian Abos are all different subspecies of hominid albeit

what ice is doing across the country is heartbreaking, america isn't supposed to be like this

>>214114818
true there should be no real need for law enforcement like ICE because there shouldn't be all these brown parasites in the country in the first place.

>>214114858
So true…

the gf
>>>/v/718857364

>>214114818
It's fucked up but tbf spics started playing too much. When the negative element started talking about great replacement, they should have nipped it in the bud. Fucked around and found out

im in the shower right now :3
...washing the stink away :c

>>214114818
>>214114858
>>214114926
they voted for it

>>214114818
Will get even worse when all these theatrics don't result in improved living standards.
People will still be angry but now they won't even cheap scapegoats to turn to.

>>214114956
whoever "they" are sounds based

>>214114858
The whole situation is fucked.
But calling them parasites is factually incorrect.

>>214114992
the latinx

The world like a dick
I got it in my hands

>>214114818
my bad guys, i meant it's heartbreaking how bad ice is doing. 45 billion and i still see beaners everywhere, america needs to do better.

>>214115051
oh. well of course they voted for it! the latinos who can vote are ALSO the ones who realized like 20 years ago that living around other latinos kinda sucks, WHICH IS WHY THEY MOVED in the first place lol

bet you'll feel nuts

>>214114818
They did the meme

>>214115100
they should be deported also

>>214115029
>let me tell you about your country episode number #42069
alri goofy ass nigga

pendejo

america is for whites and blacks only

>>214114818
How is it heartbreaking?

>>214115127
Also true

got banned for complaining about /pw/ being shit
going to make some eggs and toast and watch 95 ecw

every country has tens of thousands of indians immigrating to it now. why is this

>>214115136
we also have a southern border my nigga,
it's also funny how you bitch about latinos,
latinos are nothing compared to the crowd we get,
oh NOES your latino is working the fields for $1/day and selling tamales without a license? America is ruined!

>>214115263
shit your bitch ass up nigga i dont even know what country you are

game customization is for trannies

>>214115263
>some poor shithole in yurop is a poor shithole, this means that America should also be a shithole
alri kid

>>214115263
>malta
>southern border
nigga you live on an island what the fuck are you talking about

>>214115306
i like making a cute girl though

>>214115257
You tell us schizojeet

>>214115385
what

>>214115257
the scary thing is, 2 million could immigrate to EVERY country in the world right now and there would still be 1 billion left over
really unsettling stuff

you guys are boring today

>>214115308
you're not even making any sense now, I never said America should be a shithole, it's just that it is pretty clear that going after Latinos isn't going to fix much, doesn't mean I am pro illegal immigration, but it's also stupid to make it into a problem that it is not

>>214115331
they arrive by boat

>>214115354
kys tranny

>>214115468
this, lets talk about epstein and the jews for the hundredth time

>>214115468
Should have been here for RNH last night, we had some good convos

I have to go into work today for like 3-4 hours. I can go in whenever I want, its currently 12:30.
May wait til 2:30 so my journey home is in a more pleasant temperature, what do you guys think?

Idgi. America is supposed to be a superpower. Why would a superpower want its population to shrink?

>>214115488
>I never said America should be a shithole
>that going after Latinos isn't going to fix much
zzzz another retarded yurofag who's never left his country telling the rest of the world how things ACKSHUALLY are.

like what compels the yuropoor to have an opinion on these things

>>214115489
im not

>>214115558
call in

>>214115558
what do you do?

>>214115576
You're not engaging with the topic because you know I'm right.
All these theatrics are going to do is increase short term housing and food costs.
And in the long term they will import Latinos on work VISAs to do the same jobs.

None of the above will fix the deep economic issues in the US.

>>214115574
Why would a superpower want to import the third world?

>>214115488
>they arrive by boat
so you're admitting it's not the same at all

>>214115651
To keep growing

alright, game's over. time to get groceries

>>214115606
It would be catastrophic if I didn't go in today
>>214115639
Student in a lab with animals and a research project with tasks to be completed everyday. So not technically "work" but it's basically work

>>214115674
Growing into what? The third world you want to be Brazil 2.0?

hello

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>>214115721
>It would be catastrophic
nothing is gonna happen

Hold on my girl is FaceTiming me

>>214115649
>All these theatrics are going to do is increase short term housing and food costs.
my nigga you are literally economically illiterate. no wonder you yuropoors are so fucking poor.

im pooping btw

>>214115816
i'm having sex with her just out of frame while she facetimes you

>>214115674
if having infinity bomalians and Juanaritos made a superpower, how come the only superpowers in the last few hundred years have been Europeans

>>214115858
She’s on the toilet

I have a fun post lined up for the next thread guys

>>214115721
>It would be catastrophic if I didn't go in today
nah it wouldn't just call in it's the weekend

>>214115858
thats what she wants you to think

>>214115799
>>214115919
1. Stuff will die
2. It would ruin the data for the project and all the hard work up to this point

>>214115914
currently waiting with baited breath

new
>>214116088
>>214116088
>>214116088